Thread 214482587

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this is the one

Io posto qui

lets fight nigga

Need her toes in my mouth

>>214482701
gay

Gonne need some help

>>214482587 (OP)
mama mia

Those Graces don't like you, I think. They piss on your face.

>>214482722
*Sprays you with my hose*

Why is it always the usual suspects?

you haven't told me "i love you" in a really long time /cum/. :/
it's like i don't even matter to you anymore.

>>214482787
i love you anon

>>214482787
Meh you are okay I guess

>>214482786
He never listens to judges anyway so good luck stopping him lol

>>214482786
Leftists want the nation to fail

>>214482888
Cringe mid life crisis gimmick, should have stayed as the dead man

>>214482888
mmmm 'take was badass

Let's see a show of hands. How many of you like shrimp

eating 1lb of ground turkey with 2 cups of brown rice and a bunch of mexican cheese blend

>>214482987
*Raises paw*

>>214482868
To me it's retarded for circuit judges to think they can usurp the power of the federal government as it is already enshrined in law. Once the case goes to the supreme court they will rule in the government's favor. It's silly to suggest the government cannot conduct its own foreign policy. I went to school even I understood that by the 6th grade.

SEA ladyboy com up to you and say she love you and want ot bed with you! Do you do?!?

I'm not Jewish but I grew up eating kosher for health reasons and I could never bring myself to eat shellfish. I've tried it but have had to fight the urge to violently vomit afterwards

>>214482936
R/trans is not a board on this site begone with you

>>214483055
Kosher food is great, it's like the elites saying "here's the real food for you masters, not the slop the goys eat wink wink"

I'm starting to believe anon's theory that asian girls are genetically predisposed to crave white cock

>>214483165
.

>>214483074
uhhh >>>/lgbt/

>>214483251
LGBT should just be LGB as God intended. Thanks for attending my TEDTalk

>>214483292
Nah, all you mentally ill freaks belong together

>>214483329
Take the dick out your mouth before you speak to me

my life is bad because im a coward

>>214483367
Post hits deep

>>214483367
Switch to a carnivore diet

imagine being rich enough to gift your kids a car

>>214483401
Tf is that supposed to do
>>214483417
I never understood gifting cars because you're basically gifting someone insurance payments

>>214483417
>Here's your used 2002 Buick regal son, your dad got a promo at the old gig dere

>>214482987
Love em

my parents gifted me a mcdonalds franchise

>>214483417
My girlfriend got a car on her 16th birthday and so did all her sisters
I bought a car I spent a year saving up for when I was 18 and my dad (who totaled his car driving drunk) took my car without asking and totaled it while driving drunk

>>214483446
Do it and you shall see.

>>214483417
that's like 70% of the country

>>214483534
How about le no?

>>214483481
>Chill Nigg GOTTDAMN CHILL BRO! FUCK!

i would kill billions just to experience the 90s again

>>214483417
I always laughed at these commercials. Like, who do they think their target demographic is?

>>214482587 (OP)
This looks so gay

>>214483568
My bad I couldn't hear you over the sound of my sick ocean blue 1997 mustang gt, could you come again?

>>214483417
Kek I don't have to imagine it

>>214483534
Are you doing carnivore?

Say what you will about the 539s, but they were 100% on the money with the whole Kosher thing.
I ain't eating nothing that looks like this

>>214483649
He lives in West Virginia with the tribals, we apologize for him

>>214483663
I haven't had that in a while, I hate killing them but they are super tasty.

>>214483663
Wtf is a 539

>>214483660
Yes

>>214483703
Presumably Jews

>>214483704
For how long? How do you feel? Are you the anon who is now cutting but when bulking eating carbs?

>>214483739
How does 539 mean Jews

>>214483760
lel

>>214483760
you're autistic

Anyone here fish flies on a spinning rod?
I got some to try and i have to say if i was a fish I'd eat them

Ive never been fishing in my life

>>214482818
>>214482846
ty bby i love you too

>god creates retarded, queasy world and calls it beautiful
wtf

Dadberg said I'm getting my haircut tomorrow I'm nervous

>>214483870
Go out into nature, blackpill anon

I'm on a special project for the next month or so working 10 hour days. I'm making a thousand dollars a week, but Im always tired

>>214483832
It's exciting if there are fish to catch.

We will change the name of "Caracas" to "New Cleveland"

>>214483946
Buy a labubu and Dubai chocolate

>>214484065
I don't pay attention to stuff, what's the deal with those things?

>>214484136
They make you feel good

>>214484018
Trumpnople is better.

>>214484065
Consume current thing

>>214483760
644437 lol

venezuela is beautiful i dont mind taking it over

>>214482587 (OP)
For millenia christians were comforted by the fact this world will end, and everything in it will come to pass. This linear perception of time made abrahamic civilization, christian and muslim, innovate relentlessly. It made our nations aggressive, ambitious, fertile, intolerant, violent. But now that atheists are in control they teach us to be afraid of the end. That we need to colonize space and other sci-fi jargain because otherwise death will come to humanity, who are supposedly ment to grow and prosper like a fungus, endlessly, aimlessly, forever.

What a pathetic way to cope with the fear of death. To put your trust in fictional worlds full of fictional futures. Better that we die violently with our guns at each other, the way all nature does

>>214484194
Consume nothing and be a miserable faggot instead

>>214484284
>Mad over nothing
Consumerist drone

>>214484300
Miserable faggot spotted

if you have never built something with your hands you are a consumerist pig cattle

>>214484284
I won't be miserable if i don't consume products
I will only be miserable if i don't consume food. The only thing i want to waste money on that isn't food is repairing all the broken shit in my house, like firs and foremost i want to replace this thing because the first floor keeps getting flooded whenever it rains

So this is a lububu
It's just a stuffed animal, what's the big deal?

Fuckin 539s, man. They didn't label their videos as "Made for Kids", which would've stopped their data from being collected, and targeted advertising being shown to them

A French government paper on "how to deal with mass war casualties in France" just got leaked

>>214481174
Lol I didn’t know this still exists

I have 5 labubus and I'm not ashamed of showing them off

>>214484429
Lemme guess, endless immigrants?

>>214484442
Do you really?

They're not called labubus, they're called The Monsters. Labubu is one of the Monsters.

>>214484410
No you don't understand
Current popular thing!!!

>>214484442
well its a social signal designed to be shown off

>>214484410
Its chinese and boomers were raised to think chinese=bad

As mexicans we need to reject all american products and replace them with chinese ones, because amerikkka is the eternal enemy and everything that weakens the states' directly results in increased quality of life here

>>214484455
Yeah

>>214484438
Reviewing onlyfans models feet on Twitter is based

>>214484503
Trannies probably live around this video and try desperately to imagine all men feeling this way

>>214484503
Those guys are definitely trolling kek

>>214484548
Damn!!!

>>214484589
The interviewer seems like he doesn't want it to be true but his body language gets really aggressively horny after hearing lady boy. Like with that grab

>schizojeet
>porn addict tranny spammer
>this retard trying to force this 539 shit
what an abysmal state of the thread

>>214484589
>I'm not a lady
based

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i'm a npc goy

>>214484601
Calm down retard

>>214482987
It's good but overrated.

Don't make me tap the sign

>>214484704
I think it's accurately rated. Sometimes I panko fry them and make a tartar sauce. It's very good.

I got that boom boom pow, them chickens jockin my style

I want to like shrimp but I just cant

>>214484807
Reminds you too much of your micro penis?

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>>214484939
>>214484952
>>214484964
bully anon!

I heard the IDF is working on counterfeit exploding labubus to distribute among enemy populations.

>>214484982
Why are you online for 18 hours of the day

>>214485017
any reason i shouldnt be?

>>214484716
Why are you outside?

>>214485040
Aren't there other things you want to do that require going outside and having money

>>214485089
no?

you ever wish you were a redneck hillbilly

have zoomers stopped eating laundry detergent? or did it just become normalized?

>>214485138
No, but as a child I though everyone from the south was a hillbilly, the propaganda in movies and cartoons was strong.
I literally thought everyone was picrel

>>214485138
every day

>>214485175
Did millennials stop falling off great heights because they wanted to film a cool video of them planking

>>214485138
I was kinda enamored by the middle eastern bedouins for a bit because i saw them as like the desert version of samurai, but as I was watching videos of them I realize that they're more like the desert version of rednecks

>>214484548
I'll take the one with the large earrings.

>>214485175
What's inside a hot pocket? Sugary stuff?

>>214485224
calm down, didn't mean to touch a nerve there sweaty.
>>214485235
all kinds of different fillings

Buy 10 rental properties before your 30

There would be zero downsides to every Muslim dying

>someone got stabbed at the Labor Day baseball game again
do better razcita

>>214485274
>interpreting everything as anger
Bad sign for your own mental health
I’m saying it’s an old internet fad that’s dead like planking

>>214485274
Oh they are all savory... I'm thinking of something else with sweet stuff inside.

you ever wish you had huge mega muscles

>>214485296
They're one of the best lines of defense against Jews
Fuck knows white people aren't doing anything against kikes

>>214485290
ummm...how

>>214485344
no

Hot Pockets are disgusting.

They killed the giggler

>>214485296
I dont mind turks but the rest of them can go

>>214485367
bitcoin

>>214485391
retard

>>214485403
Hate to admit it but their food is amazing.

can someone go to twitter and tell elon musk to come in here

>>214485342
I was thinking of pop tarts. Are they good?

>>214485345

The Islamic world lets Israel do whatever they want and Mudsharts are the Jew’s favorite tool for ruining Europe right now
Try again nigger
Kill all Mudshits

Importing millions of Muhammad and Ahmeds to own the kikes epic style (it’s the kikes importing them and screeching about Islamophobia in the first place)

>>214485454
Ugh ok I'm here
What do you need

>>214485514
They're both semites imbecile

Damn they hate us

>>214485536
can i have a couple of mils

I hired a kid to paint my porch.
When he came back he said that’s a BMW, not a Porsche…..

Jews and Muslims are part of the same family. Why do they continue to kill each other?

>>214485552
Yeah sure post your card info

>>214485598
nah just give to me in cs skins

>>214485542
They both deserve to not exist yet saying that Muslims and Jews are both subhuman scum seems to trigger a certain fat brown subhuman (Terrone)

>>214485583
Are you serious

The Turks that live here are chill and have integrated, we don't bother each other. Some of their girls are cute but some of them wont let you have sex with them in their vagina when they are younger.

I think it’s time to become a billionaire

>>214485469
Pop Tarts are dry shit.
>>214485332
Didn't realize I was gonna cause you to have a total melty, sorry about that. Try not to be so sensitive to random comments from strangers on the internet.

i wish i was black
ishowspeed is famous just for being black

>masturbation addiction
Just don't touch your cock outside of taking a shower or pissing. How hard is that?

>>214485810
what do you do when you're stressed and theres nothing to do

>>214485804
He’s a minstrel performer

>>214485810
it's not very hard

this weed I'm vaping got a minty taste

Ummm why are job postings for trades asking for degrees now?
Why the fuck do you need a degree in electrical engineering to become a journeyman electrician

>>214485869
Then why can't people stop?

>>214485804
He makes white nerds feel cool for having a imaginary trendy black e friend

>>214485224
kek'd at this one
put that geriatric fuck in his place

>>214485907
compulsion, addiction, boredom

>>214485908
i imagine its only browns watching these popular brown twitch streamers

>>214485804
Hes famous for being impulsive and hyperactive wich is something the ritalin zombies admire. Basically mrfrog but real

I was born in 1997 and was always told I was a millennial until about 2016 when the media decided I was a zoomer

imagine being rich enough to gift your kids a car-free lifestyle

>>214486002
Imagine being rich enough to pay for air conditioner

My goal in life is to own a massive compound with my own electricity generation in the middle of nowhere and never have to leave

I hate niggers but I'm not racist because my favorite streamer is ishowspeed

>>214486012
perfect

>>214486036
Can me and my family loiter inside it when you die?

>>214486031
why would I pay for air conditioner if my parents can

>>214486031
Is AC that expensive in mexico

tuna helper leftovers for lunch. microwaving on high in the office kitchen to really get that fish smell and annoy my coworkers.

.

>>214486149
What about Jews

>>214486169
gassed pork

>>214486149
just be a white guy and say you're georgian

>>214486149
Huge circle so retards can get the joke

>>214486149
okay now that's just twisted, luckily for you I'm a sick puppy and can handle a bit of dark humour

Leon Degrelle

the narwhal bacons at midnight

>>214485983
Violence against women is so funny!!!!!

>>214486412
you're in chud central. there are anons in this very thread who'd agree with that unironically.

>>214486443
Hello spinny

>>214486412
Apparently it's sexy

you guys live near any Amish people?

>>214486641
my girlfriend is a stripper and her dad is Amish

Not many Amish in L. A.

>>214486664
for real?

>>214486750
did you know faarting while jumping in the air is good for your health

>>214486640
Really funny that women in public (especially in places like the UK) always complain about muh violent porn epidemic when it’s women watching the violent porn at much higher rates than men. Projection. For that matter, it’s also always the women irl asking for violent kinky shit to be done to them in the bedroom

>>214486795
yes

Asians get away with DUIs in the west cuz cops can't see their eyes when they do the field sobriety tests

zoned out for 2 hours award

>>214486989
odd looking duck

>>214486641
I used to in Maryland, they had an Amish market which is just a grocery store with fresher food. Lots of child labor going on in plain site, but the women are pretty, no fat people

>>214486892
LOL

WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST HECKING ARREST THESE ORGANIZED FENTANYL TRAFFICKERS FROM A HOSTILE COUNTRY IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS WHO ARE ACTIVELY ON A MISSION TO DESTROY AMERICAN LIVELIHOODS AND DESTABILIZE MULTIPLE CONTINENTS?

zoomie samefagging and having a melty out of nowhere

>>214487177
venezuela is not a hostile country.

>>214487177
>Roth
Do I even need to say it

>>214487211
you're right it devalues the word to call it a country.

Insane how society lets subhuman freaks like me run on the wild
If I was normal j would definitely cage freaks like me and keep us separated

>>214487249
You are mexican

>>214487249
that can be arranged.

vuvuzelas need to make a comeback

>>214487310
I wish
I'm a pasty cumskin loser

>>214487328
No they definitely don't

Impotent rightoids getting off on random third worlders being murdered as they're too weak, cowardly, and pathetic to do anything about their own society falling apart, and Jews ruling over everything with impunity.
The American rightoid is honestly one of the most cretinous bottom dwelling dreg in history.

Vulvas with my penis inside them need to make a comeback

>>214487339
stop being racist i would love to see our BIPOCs all using their vuvus together on a crowded subway or bus

>>214487328
Remember when /b/ had vuvuzelas playing in the background

Redditors always say anyone of any age can go to college, but being in college past the age of 25 feels weird as fuck being surrounded and at the same level as practical children

>>214487211
if cartels are state-sponsored they are

if the water heater has a reservoir of hot water then why I can't get any of it to run out the faucets when the water main is shut
checkmate atheists

>>214487353
chuds make it about race because they are losers who can't succeed on their own merit. it's always some "other" group preventing them from living the life that they want, not their own inadequacies.

>>214487328
What about Zazueta

>>214487143
Was the food good?

>>214487353
>what about the joos though
kill yourself

>>214487402
so what. you're improving your situation in life. you'll be better off in 4 years than you were today. the others don't matter.

>>214487240
Total 539

>>214487451
Yes, especially the donuts and pretzel bun sandwiches (they also have hot food)

>>214484438
how does it feel to know that for a moment the world came together to bear witness to how much of a loser you are?

I don't care if you're gay just stay the hell away from me

>>214487478
>you'll be better off in 4 years than you were today
*blocks you're path*

WW2 never ended

>>214487515
If you were heterosexual you wouldn't care and would be secure having many gay friends and even inviting them into your bedroom
You are likely closeted

Bombing drug dealers is dope

>>214487369
yeah that was based, back when 4chan knew how to troll users in a fun way

Another case of googling the My 600lb life contestant currently on air and finding out they died in their 40s

>>214487578
I never said I was heterosexual. I am in fact a deeply closeted gay man, but you just had to set up a strawman to try to turn it around on me.

>>214487642
Very glad I don't have whatever mental illness causes people to eat 10,000 calories a day

>>214487667
I don't know how they can even afford to eat that much food.

>>214487578
>inviting them into your bedroom
i feel like you had to stop yourself right there to not look like a depraved faggot lol

>If you're not gay you will be fine having gay friends and let them sleep in your room and... Take a shower with them or.. I don't know touch each other's cocks ... You know normal stuff bro

>>214487667
My understanding is that, psycho-chemically, they’re functionally similar to heroin addicts, but with food

>>214487572
you're pretty gullible if you've fallen for the meme that degrees are not worth it.
t. millionaire

>>214486795
What if I start flying from the propulsion

>Trinidad and Tobago welcomes strike
>I, along with most of the country, am happy that the US naval deployment is having success in their mission. The pain and suffering the cartels have inflicted on our nation is immense.

>>>I have no sympathy for traffickers; the U.S. military should kill them all violently
holy mother of BASED

They took this from you

>>214487721
Uh no that's all gay stuff. But having male friends in your bedroom and cuddling is normal heterosexual activity
Showering together is also not sexual
You are projecting your faggotry hard

>>214487807
This guy must have really hated black people

>>214487784
WTF is Trinidad ruled by a Chinese woman
Or is she just one of those blacks who looks a bit Chinese

>>214487478
I guess but past s certain age it just feels infantilising having to sit in a classroom at a certain time and listen to someone else speak

>>214487827
or just really loved owning them

>>214487827
You can’t just insult a man’s cousin in the senate without getting beaten nearly to death with a cane. His family’s honour is on the line

>>214487827
>Taking care of, providing housing, food, and sex to black folk is hatred

The civil war must have felt like the apocalypse for Americans at the time

>>214487866
hate to break this to you anon but that's virtually every work environment that you'll ever be in. just keep your head down and do the work, the knowledge is nice but less important than the degree.

>>214487925
They didn't even have the internet to shitpost about it while it was happening

its time

>>214487928
You are not breaking anything to me. I have been in many work environments and no it is not the same. You have more independence. Yes you have to show up at a certain time, but you're not doing gay little ice breakers or all the other childish bullshit they do in college classrooms

>>214487784
>>214487845
Just looked her up and she’s neither black nor Chinese??
>Kamla Susheila Persad was born in rural Siparia[13] in southern Trinidad to Lilraj and Rita Persad, both Hindus of Indian descent.

>>214487967
Don't

>>214487988
why

College is more worth it for the experiences than for the degree
But if you're a introvert who isn't good at networking then it definitely isn't worth it.

>>214487967
Nooo we can't lose a /cum/mer

>>214488013
think of all the pizza you'll never get to eat

>>214488021
>if you're a introvert who isn't good at networking then it definitely isn't worth it.
What should introverts do then just become roadside beggars?

>>214488013
Your mom will be sad

>>214488051
do you want actual advice or meme /cum/ advice.

>>214488051
Tradies and warehouse workers. Work their way up from some shitty entry level position that doesn't require a degree.
It sucks but that's life. Jung said the USA is extroverted as hell and doesn't have any place for the introvert

>>214488051
You could always commit seppuku

really makes ya think

>>214487987
Apparently a lot of Indians moved to Trinidad and Tobago. There are more Indians in the country than any other ethnic group.
>used to be a british colony
>africans slaves emancipated
>nobody working the plantations anymore
>british import indentured servants from the east india company to work as "i can't believe it's not slavery"
classic brits

>>214488190
it does

>>214486149
the crazy thing is that people will think it's real and not AI generated. Won't even be a passing thought

When's the last time you shopped at Trader Joe's?

**snaps a pic of you posting on /cum/**

>>214488258
more like Traitor Joe

>>214488175
What did you mean by this

>>214488285
yeah

>>214488196
>using jeet indentured labour as a replacement for slavery
Trinidad is a picture of Canada’s future :^)

Ever heard a woman say something so stupid and irritating you want to low key hit her?

>>214488316
why are you sad kittin?

popeyes legitimately messes up your order at least half of the time

its just over for us incels

>>214488349
stop going there man it aint it

Im getting an advanced master's degree in being an antisocial misanthropic pervert

>>214488349
wonder why

>>214488349
what the hell are you doing going to poopeyes, go to chick fil a nigga

>>214488352
It's never over until you decide it's over

>>214488349
people are too pussies to say anything about it (you didnt either, never have never will). companies scam the shit out of you with this. yet you still keep going back. same for me same for all of us. we are buck broken.

>>214488346
no im not arab

the reason why foreigners from commie countries do so well here is because we're not used to their lifestyle.

in commie countries they still have the "family unit". the immigrant man goes to work while the woman stays home and pumps out kids. even the kids start working as young as 14. in our capitalist countries the man stays home and breastfeeds the cats while the woman goes out and pours concrete all day.

>>214488346
i dont leave the house. so no

i aint playing silksong until i finish the ultimate challenge in hollow knight

>>214488426
no women live with you?

>>214488387
Chik Fil A is for chuds
I go to Popeyes to support black folx

NEW
>>214488445

i want to get this desk from ikea thoughts?

>>214488409
most of them don't do well here overall though, they usually occupy middle or low class positions of employment and housing. the ones that "do well" usually resort to crime or some other abuse of the systems of a high-trust society (i.e. fraud, lying, stealing, cheating).

the meme of the hardworking immigrant making their fortune only applied to a handful of early european immigrants. everyone else has been a criminal or lives a mediocre wagie life.

>>214488450
momberg does but she doesnt spout stupid shit

>>214488486
the ammount of southern americans in ford f150s would be to differ. maybe to you sucess is a million dollar house but for most it's a 200k house and nice truck. better than most americans i see driving shitboxes

>>214488555
financing a repo'd F150 for $75k and taking 8 years to pay it off is not living a good life.

>>214488555
A US$200k house does not exist in Canada. You’d be very lucky to get a vacant lot that’s legally large enough to build a house on for that price

Overpaid a quarterly tax payment and got a bounced check notice so I had to pay it again. I'll put it on the tax return

>live the american dream as a debt slave forced to work tirelessly so your money can be siphoned off to fund a literal genocide as law and order crumble around you
>oh you need the police for something? maybe they'll shoot you and your dog instead whoopsie better figure it out wagecuck!
>also you were speeding give us $80 now

>>214488846
welcome to the first world pal