Thread 214484292

holodem edish

I would let Rose ruin my life...

anyone else such an incel that they get flashback of kissing a girl just while randomly existing cos it's such a lightbulb memory experience

Who is Katy? What is a mandem?

Zoomers don't drink. They don't smoke. They don't go to pubs. They don't go to clubs. WHAT do they do??

I'm sexually attracted to women.

the migration failed miserably

/brit/ went to shit after /bant/ics

the tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6yeLNNVa4A

Should I get a based and poggers Indian takeaway tonight or should I get a lame and cringe chippy takeaway instead?

wish I could find a hentai I watched years back

>>214484366
goon

>>214484361
Never you mind :)

katy fancies rorke but is too embarassed to admit it

nth for the gyaldem

>>214484099
>No I'll pay the full price of the product out of my own money. But only if the salesman forfeits his commission. That means I want to see written documentation outlining what sales commission he makes on every sale and I want to be paid that money by him, not his employer, out of his own pocket so that his net gain on the sale is nothing.
>If he is really that certain his product is a right fit for me that he's willing to sell me it for no personal gain then I'll buy it. If not, I'm not interested in hearing his spiel that serves only to further his own gain and my expense.

Why would you deserve the commission for buying something? The salesman did the job in getting you to buy something that the company wanted you to buy, that the salesman successfully convinced you (possibly over your own stupidity and reluctance) to buy. You've gained by buying something you want. The salesman gains by being paid for it

Why should salesmen have to work for free in order to make the thing you're buying worth buying? You want to be paid a salesmans commission to buy something? You think customers should have commission instead of working salesmen?

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, there's no way you've ever had a job

If a salesmans net gain was nothing, why the fuck would he sell anything? You think they should be volunteers and charity workers? Why?

I reckon /brit's 2025 meme of the year should be "Never you mind :)"-posting

>>214484404
remember any details?

>>214484416
>shoulders out of frame
>hips, hands, feet an skull size obscured

MALE

Um

pooing an arse from my arse with my arse

>>214484443
>>214484292 (OP)
fuck off you little cunts

>>214484384
peak sleazecore

>>214484437
rorke too busy with 'tisha
srry k8tee

>>214484355
Not in my waking thoughts, but in my dreams I wander an Escher-esque realm, from which I am transplanted into an assortment of romantic memories, and aspirations.

>>214484482
dis nigga built like a matrioshka doll lmaooooooo

>>214484476
people die, rorke.

knew a girl named katy in shool
i puked in an english lesson and it went in her bag

>Australians: One Big Brekkie Burger please mate!
>Also Australians: We suffer in Australia
Ummm how?

I get
>your product
>your commission

You get
>nothing

Hmm that makes sense

>>214484457
the PM when we don't see things like that on literally every street in this green and pleasant land

well leftyrorke?

>>214484377
they lock you up for sdaying that nowerdays

have only kissed a girl once in my life. my life really has been very limited, very limited indeed

>>214484549
leftyrorke in the audience

>>214484384
this isn't half boring for a song about cocaine
dozy old cunt

>>214484541
So how are you supposed to eat this? You take off each layer one by one do you? Because I don't think we can fucking unhinge our jaws like snakes

>>214484476
patrick knew that 6 would make international headlines but 5 wouldn't and made the necessary sacrifice

>>214484450
They're salaried employees.

Take charity muggers for instance. If they cared about the charities themselves, they'd reach into their own wallet and pay me whatever commission they get when I sign up to a £3/month direct debit to Save The Donkeys or whatever dreck they're punting. All I want is that gesture from them, to show that they're saying all the shit they're saying because they believe it, not because it stands to benefit them financially.

Of course they never will do that, because the reality is they don't believe any of the things they're saying. Their only goal is to make the sale so they can get the commission. To that end they pretend to care. I expose their uncaring by suggesting that if they truly cared, they'd forgo the commission so that it wasn't about the money for them, but really for the greater good.

>>214484472
You what

>>214484377
And what is your preferred penis size for a woman, Rorke? Keep in mind that transphobia will get you thrown in prison

Gods chosen people

>>214484471
the way I remember it there is a girl who was a prefect or something at school and she gets gangbanged by a group of lads who use her whenever they want after and they walk her naked through the school blindfolded after which she sucks a whole class off

>>214484609
once the trannyworm gets in their brain they start become obsessed and start imagining trannies everywhere

>>214484652
I know that one, it's called Rorkes World: Sister Edition

>>214484609
Who this

>>214484576
I was just reading about nazbols now kek
Why do they use that logo when it's inspired by the people who wanted to exterminate all Slavs

whats going on

Very, VERY tempted to hire an escort to have sex for the first time lads. I'm in my late 20s so I might as well hire an expensive one

What sites are good?

>>214484603
You're not going to get much sympathy from the dosser lowlifes in /brit/ but you're 100% right.

Really disappointed the green party guy isn't promising to use his hypnotism powers to make british womens breasts bigger

>>214484662
So true
>>214484673
Rose

>>214484652
this doesn't seem very realistic

>>214484652
So where are the teachers in all this? Surely this would not have been approved by any adult at the school

where do you lads buy your clothes

poo sea moved to cheadle zoo

>>214484603
But they still pay you?

>>214484725
ebay

>>214484701
She lived an interesting life. Super smart academic, super well travelled, successful journalist career, interesting dating history and probably more.

ebay

>>214484607

can you guys please bump my threads I have always supported /brit/ and have contributed towards making it the fastest general you should give back

>>214484725
charity shop and tk maxx

What's the correct answer?

ebay

>>214484766
we dont want your support

>>214484725
Barbour
Dickies
M&S
Muji

>>214484766
no <3
never post here again <3

>>214484725
ebay

let's all go to tesco
where rorkie buys is best clothes
la la la la
la la la la
he thinks they're really nifty
they're only one pound fifty
la la la la
la la la la

>>214484785
is there a 'both' option?

rorke be like he's literally me

caberge

>>214484760
>interesting dating history
She only likes em white

>>214484785
the second obviously

>>214484785
bottom obviously

>>214484725
next unironically, wearing a next jumper right now

HHL aka SGA aka marmiteman4 won.

>>214484829
yea i bet you are

>>214484835
no one on the internet says that

>>214484785
post the link mate

might be having to get on the cans idk got that urge again (4th tiem dis week)

>>214484752
They don't need to pay me. If you'd prefer they can take the amount they'd make in commission from MY SALE and they can throw that money down the drain into the sewers in front of me. I am willing to accept that.

What's important is that it must be their own personal money. It can't be a promise of some future deduction from their earnings, no I want to see them take cash out of their wallet, money I know they had prior to the sale, an amount equal to the commission on the sale, and I want them to either literally burn that money with a lighter or otherwise dispose of it in a way that renders them at a net benefit of £0.00 for the sale.

If they agree to do that then sure I'll buy what they're selling.

>>214484824
hehehe

need some youtube channel reccys

>>214484818
>>214484827
>>214484829
>>214484859

>>214484881
what topic?

Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
*does a gay hula dance*

>for every bonnie blue, there are 1000 gross men
rorke's response?

>>214484824
ayyy lmiaow

rorke thinks writing a polite little grifter talking point on a mosque does anything lmfao how pathetic

>>214484898
anything
preferably autistic

>>214484603
>They're salaried employees
Why should a salesman who makes 2 sales be paid the same as someone who makes 6? Salesmen get salaries and then get paid commission for sales as an incentive to sell. It's not charity. You want something and you will pay money for it. It does not take work to buy. It takes work to sell. Sales is a skill. People are mongs

>>214484725
yeezy.com

foidcast is shit
some of us are old enough to remember the equally shit 'bombshells' with fleur elizabeth and could therefore have predicted its shitness

the thing I love most about brit culture is one minute we're being spastics for a laugh, and the next minute we're discovering a new type of dna or something

Why so funny?

>>214484881
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1i2TnUDF6FAMsHrHHkIub3OsDDjifZnB

>>214484865
Why are you so mad about the idea of a salesman earning commission on a sale he worked for and earned? Did a salesman hurt you?

Thoughts about the struggles of women?

>>214484914
whats the problem here? those muslims are just as english as me, they should be proud to have the flag on their mosque

>>214484881
are gary eats
give it a go :)

>>214484926
>new kind of dna
kek what are you talking about you sound like a mong

>>214484914
He’s literally saving the country how dare you mock him

>>214484881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqGwA7d2cP4

>>214484914
mad how this sort of thing never happens to synagogues

>>214484292 (OP)
paedophile

>>214484917
don't know if it's autistic but he's entertaining
https://www.youtube.com/@JayFindsThings/shorts

just discovered a new kind of dna

>>214484959
one of the gary eats posters here myself

right thats enough jf nonsense, yanks, pack it in, swede, be more interesting

Irish people feel a particular affinity for black people.

>>214485002
LOL

>>214484924
its a woman ran podcast how could you have possibly thought it might have been good

>>214484914
Imams probably done it himself let's be honest
>>214484967
When it does the Rabbi is caught on CCTV doing it

>>214484881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELV2IvKziQ

jobbie ness monster

>>214484961
I was being a spastic for a laugh :()

>>214484901
that must be so humiliating for you and *gulp* don't look now but it looks like you've captured the attention of the biggest, most muscly warrior in the tribe and he's walking over to you like a man possessed

>>214485019
i never did but this swede seems to be obsessed with it

>>214484967
they're hidden arent they

>>214485000
>swede, be more interesting

>>214484725
i wear nothing but prada

salesmen should give me their commission

>>214485051
you posted your gf?

>>214484921
>salesmen get paid comission for sales as an incentive to sell

I am in complete agreement. Thus my argument. I don't want to be sold any product by someone who has an incentive to sell it to me. Every mouth out of their word is wrapped up as if it were for my benefit when in reality it is for theirs. They don't give a shit about me or about the product they're selling, all they care is that I be taken in by their false, smarmy patter and buy it so that they get the commission.

Which is why I have no interest in listening to the tripe that comes out of these people's mouths. But as I have stated, I'll happily listen along and even buy the product if the salesman agrees to ensure he personally stands to gain nothing from my sale.

>>214484910
Rorke sits with the facts, meditates on them for a moment and stoically says back in a calm, serene tone: "Yes, this is what the facts suggest. I seek truth above all, even if it's uncomfortable". Leftypol sits there mouth agape, completely stunned. He realises he would never be able to put the truth above his Progressive Doctrine. He feels shame for the first time since 2015.

>>214484485
>plural

>>214484984
dumb nonce

>>214484652
sounds familiar, I think I know what hentai you're on about I need to check my hard drive

>>214484576
filthy frank went off the deep end

reached friendly smile status with the woman i often see walking her dog in the neighbourhood

mad how you could still smoke in pubs up until 2007

it lush x

>>214485002
katy be half irish on both sides

wahey

>>214485041
swedes are mongs arent they

/brit/ was good when craven was still here

yeah it was grim

>>214485125
fkin get in lad

>>214485125
drinking during the week is extremely grim and runtish

>>214485094
the acedemy of sciences arrives, they announce that rorke has won all of the awards for his commitment to empiricism and honesty

>>214485096
why are you posting a loli?

>>214485123
old enough to remember performing a smoke inside a public house me

>>214485120
Would do this but it highlights my nasolabial folds and crow's feet.

>>214485082
She only wants proper south west love, I wouldn't qualify

>>214485120
how many times have you fantasized about your life together married with children?

>>214485132
enjoyed this frame :)

>>214485151
>performing a smoke
???

me? grim and runtish

Gone two days without caffeine or nicotine cause of my wisdom tooth extraction. May as well quit both for good now, ain't like I can't live without it is it?

just imagine lads, if we pooled all our brains together, what marvels would we create for the world???

>>214485172
you interrupted me in the middle of one thanks

>>214485151
alri old boy

>>214485155
>proper south west love
hi?

if religion is for the povvos, then why were both britain and france the most religious countries in the world when they were at their economic and imperial heights of power? also, why did secularism only begin when that power began to wane?

>>214485188
giant poo machine

she wants a working class lad from barnstaple

beer is peng

>>214485188
poo seal is a fine demonstration of our creative might

>>214485193
ever thought she might have a bf already?

>>214485188
depends whether you'd count a big pool of brains as a marvel i suppose

>>214485137
Craven was quite possibly the most boring poster of all time. Seems to be doing well for himself nowadays thougheverbeit.

>>214485148
how can u tell

>>214485239
i know she doesn't
won't say how but i know

>>214485241
alri stan

pint can in the air fryer

>>214485272
>Seal Deal

>>214485272
scr

watched that full 1 hour long chinese guy blame israel for all the evil in the world

found myself agreeing with most of it

>>214484292 (OP)
Was learning Japanese for a bit to watch next year's HoloGTA but kinda slacked it off lately. 1 word a day on Anki. I had some other motivation too that really propelled me but I forgot what it was.

reading The Iliad and i don't get half of what's going on. Just niggas saying names over and over. No idea if these people are even in the room or just being name dropped. No idea who is speaking most of the time. No clue who most of the people are supposed to be. There's a war about to kick off and Achilles is mad that Agamemnon stole his waifu is about all i've gathered

>>214485203
>both britain and france the most religious countries in the world when they were at their economic and imperial heights of power?
how on earth could you come to that conclusion. france was at the peak of its power after the revolution, and the CofE has always been extremely meek compared to other churches, and by 1914 (the peak of britain's power) it was already a shadow of before

i remember one time i did a line of k in sync with another lad from brit and kholed in my office chair

>>214485272
/brit/ tie-in with Tesco, we've truly hit the big time lads

>>214485272
>seal deal
howling

>>214485272
>ready sealted crisps
howling

>>214485241
tickety boo

>>214485287
anti-semites are mentally ill

>>214485272
>evian
screaming

not long til christmas

>>214485257
just guessed, good job for confirming it btw
and so much for not wanking to loli

>>214485331
soo pream

>>214485294
never read it but i know its paris that takes mennaleus' waifu

>>214485272
pooscream

>>214485271
just like i know she'll get her snatch destroyed and filled tonight by her bf who's bigger than you
won't say how but i know

*invites you to join the polycule*

>>214485339
second best gta after iv

>>214485287
whats that

when it comes to roles on the /brit/ council I call dibs on Meme Judge

>>214485272
beautiful

>>214485330
nah jews are shit people and wield extreme amounts of power

>>214485369
lad if you want me to post my chopper all you have to do is ask

>>214485374
*grabs pumpkin and two hand slams it on the twinks head*

>>214484652
cause she's a mocking brat x

>>214485374
need a shirt like the lad on the right, would be a great autumn fit

>>214485355
no fucking point reading it now is there? fucking hell im devastated. oh man i was proper enjoying it too

>>214485375
close for me
but yeah top 2
then vc then III

>>214485289
>1 word a day on Anki
that the fluent in 80 years method?

>>214485401
which one? theres 3 twinks in that picture

>>214485399
post chopper pls

get on the cans i said get on the cans

>>214485295
regular church attendance in France was reported at 95% of the population in 1791, and the CofE was never the sole christian church in Britain, there’s always been a Catholic presence (alongside other Protestant churches having footholds there until the late 19th century

The missus, hungry for BBC

>>214485402
paedo

>>214485429
on em

>>214485374
would shag left up the stinkhole

>>214485346
i'm not that guy
was just wondering how you could tell, dunno who the character is as I don't watch vtubers
>>214485289
1 word a day?
You'll be understanding fuck all in a year mate.
I did 15 a day and it took me over a year to learn enough words to read even children books, currently on 10 now as I want to spend less time in Anki and more time reading

>>214485433
Sir Keir Starmer

>>214485096
>sounds familiar, I think I know what hentai you're on about I need to check my hard drive
I found it, it was pinkerton episode 2

>>214485289
good luck lad x

kino inbound as it were

you are the oldest person ever <3

>>214485432
again, completely delusional to think that britain was at its most religious in 1914. you know we had actual wars and mutual persecution between protestants and catholics?

>>214485467
left actually has a fannois (i am ashamed to know this)

>>214485402
https://litter.catbox.moe/bsfja9hdx804frks.jpg

>>214485411
its dated

like alt-j tier wanker

>>214485525
me when i meet jesus after suiciding

>>214485396
Yes I'm sure Jews are the reason billions of Africans live in crippling poverty, China is a third world dictatorship and you can't get a girlfriend

>>214485534
never mind then

>>214485374
I think I could handle being in a polycue but only if it was seemingly based in my favour and looks like I'm just keeping a harem

>>214485411
flannel shirts give girls the 'ick'
up there with skinny jeans and vans

>>214485535
fuck sake now the bobs will be at the door
thanks a lot

so i tried anchovies on my pizza
i think i put a few too many on because they're very salty
so i took some off but i like them but i wont have them on a pizza again
thank you for reading to the end

>>214485272
gimmick of the year has been won

>>214484931
poo fish just dropped

KFC pizza

>>214485084
Are you autistic? You think the fact that a salesman is paid fairly for making a sale means everything they said is a lie and that they're defrauding you? If they offer you a product and a service, that is in no way delegitimised by the fact that they are being paid for it. Nobody apart from you is misrepresenting a sale as charity. Salesman are not charity workers. They are doing you a service or selling you a product and being paid for it, either fairly or not paid enough. It makes zero sense that you can't comprehend that a sale can be legitimate if the person selling gets paid. Unless they're LYING about getting a commission, there's no dishonesty. Why should all salesman get paid a flat salary if they don't sell the same amount? Some work harder, some have better sales skills. Overcoming objections isn't fraud it's educating a customer. You are not harmed by a sales person being paid to sell to you.

>>214485581
nah they like it if it gives lumberjack type vibes

>>214485585
'chovies on toast are based but i do love a salty dinnoid

>>214485597
>Schlammspringerausgabe
the german word for poo screaming is it

>>214485567
yeah but jews are shit people and wield extreme amounts of power

>>214485585
best post I've read on /brit/

grocery shopping

>>214485641
would kill you in one punch if you said this to my face in real life

had a dream about labubus

>>214485618
yeah the problem is few lads pull off that look
like the ironic mustache meme with mullet
only lads like henry cavill can do it and the rest ruin it

When poop initially moves into the rectum, it triggers a reflex where the internal muscles of the anus and rectum relax, allowing pooping to proceed. When this happens, the anus becomes the last barrier between your poop and the great outdoors, and you feel that pressure.

If you hold back for a while, the relaxation reflex fades and the internal muscles re-engage. This takes some of the pressure off the anus and the poop does move back up into the sigmoid colon a little bit. If you try to poop after holding it for a while, you may notice that it takes a bit longer to get things started, since you have to force all those muscles to relax again.

WARNING: As poop sits in your colon while you're holding it in, your body will continue to compress and extract water from it, resulting in much harder and potentially painful bowel movements. Over time, this can contribute to hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other unpleasant medical problems.

TL;DR - Don't get in the habit of holding your poop more than necessary.

>>214485203
>if religion is for the povvos, then why were both britain and france the most religious countries in the world when they were at their economic and imperial heights of power?
That obviously is not true.

>also, why did secularism only begin when that power began to wane?
Because after religious people destroyed europe in two world wars and created hell on earth followed by technological marvels and increased communication and information, people started realising the fairy tales they were brutalised into believing were false

horrible posts

>>214485661
unlikely jewboy

>>214485597
mental to think we all descend from a creature like that

adam must be the most mentally ill freak on this website

martin labubu king:
>>214485666

catberg on the shed roof

almost always sit with one leg crossed in someway whilst at my incel chair
reckon I'll get deep vein thrombosis in the next 10 years and that'll be my lot

Lord Poggers of Cringeton

>>214485678
but secularism was already on the rise prior to ww1

>China is a third world dictatorship
how delusional can westoids be?

>>214485722
ktim
sit like a big poof

rorkeism on the rise prior to ww3`

>>214485702
eccied up

>>214485728
up the ra nigel

>>214485661
before i grab your hasidic kike tassels and spin you around like miss trunchbull? doubt it

>>214485535
shion NOOO

>>214485722
a lisping little gay boy are we?

>>China is a third world dictatorship
>how delusional can westoids be?

>>214485736
oo, do you now? x

>>214485248
Christianity is a brain virus that destroyed this continent several times over. Christians are the ones responsible for the world wars, decolonisation, mass immigration, multiculturalism, third world birth rates, society's overreaction to christian homophobia, everything decadent and degenerate from this sick cult

>>214485733
they have censorship and require a vpn for most stuff on the internet
and they all live in gormless commie blocks and weather is grey and dire

one can down and don't really feel like drinking more, I'll report back when I've had another

>>214485751
love that video
him sitting there all shy like a naughty schoolboy
someone should tell them about his video for 190

>>214485419
>>214485468
It's the 'I haven't learned the last like 30 words in the pool' method

>>214485782
but enough about Britain

>>214485770
mental how the nerd emoji just looks like a chinese guy. big teeth yellow skin and glasses

>>214485782
makes you think doesn't it?

>>214485475
Why do you keep posting this person's twitter posts? Weird cunt

>>214485782
There are children working 8 hours a week in McDonalds here that earn more than your average chinaman in a month

roblox is cooked chat

>>214485782
ah yes the uniform weather in the tiny town of china. you're a literal retard not worth bothering with

>>214485722
used to sit with my left leg bent and my foot on the edge of my desk when gaming for hours on end as a teenager and to this day my left knees is a slightly different shape. very lucky i didnt give myself problems, though they could manifest in my later years i suppose

>>214485820
oh no where will you groom kids now

>>214485402
meant for>>214485148*

>>214484652
>>214485096
this is gonna take a while but it's in here

>>214485729
Regardless of whenever you think secularism started, religion is still for povvo thirdies

>>214485850
have you considered not being a pathetic incel freak?

>>214485850
:/

>>214485820
mental how some spastic channel 4 journalist got habbo hotel effectively shut down for claiming pedos run rampant and yet roblox which is x100s larger has the same problem and nobody cares

I'll never forget they ruined habbo hotel

>>214485791
sayaka best dangan

Fucking massive hole where my tooth was. How the fuck is that gonna fill in? Bit worried lads

>>214485850
grim

sexy middle aged childless career women

>>214485886
gold tooth will look nice :)

>>214485886
ask your mums "mate"
he does it all the time

>>214485913
hi

>>214485886
what happened to the tooth

So basically the whole boat migrant crisis was orchestrated to push through Digital ID.

Man, if it goes through, and CBDCs are also implemented, then it's game over. They'll literally be able to unperson you at will.

At that point Whites are finished. Any dissent will result in prison or death.

they can't baptise asylum seekers because brown people will melt i they touch holy water

>>214479798
>>214479798

>>214485702
who is this

>>214485925
Impacted/rotten wisdom tooth, dentist tortured me for thirty minutes but it's out

>>214485927
are you the one they call "2016mong"?

>>214485947
my wife

>>214485702
This woman is my perfect looksmax, we are even phenotypically similar. Would she ever date me? Nope.

have to trust someone to be betrayed
i never did...

>>214486016
>>214486016
>>214486016

>>214484652
think the hentai's Dropout?