Thread 214486016

gyaldem edish

neoliberal bull logging in

rorke that's tuff

have to trust someone to be betrayed
i never did

dave logging in

Rewatch Skins

windberg on a mad one

nth for the baddiedem

>>214486016 (OP)
need them all arrested

anime music in my earphones and everybody knows

>>214486071
can't rewatch something I have not watched in the first place

>>214486071
I never even watched it once but my sister appeared to be adamant to replicate it

got the built to spill on

wonder what came of phimosislad

>>214486123
got snipped like the rest of em

china LIVES and marches on

Can normally endure my loneliness without much drama, but when I am physically unwell I simply cannot bear it. Must be something evolutionary, to long for closeness when you are your most vulnerable. Had my first cry in years last night, alone in my bed feverish and snivelling. Bloody pathetic.

Might buy a singular video game lads

>>214486123
got snipped, went to israel, lives in an arabs house

>>214486148
cheer up mate :)

>>214486148
what a freak

>>214486148
Rot in bed you freakazoid nobody wants or loves you

>>214486148
feeling better now?

>>214486096
>>214486101
Do it for Her

>>214486138
chinese bull

>>214486071
Might do but just want to state that season one Effy Stonem is absolutely not attractive, please may any law enforcement monitoring this thread note that I categorically deny any form of attraction to season one Effy Stonem.

>>214486148
oh shut up you tart

>>214486182
Kekkingtons
Autists taking out mortgages to play their train simulators

>>214486183
shant be watching that
i am a CHUD
i can't handle that

>>214486101
this is a very funny post because I assume you don't know about the incest subplot in season 2

Sir Leon Degrelle

>>214486138
so this is rōku

>>214486183
LOL this webm is timmy's fantasy

>>214486148
Grow up

>>214486191
What about this one background character?

kino

>>214486071
Never even knew what this show was about
Children having sex?

the first documented poo seal post.
a couple of things to note:
1. the pictured seal was originally different but was changed within days to the latest poo seal
2. he posted it on christmas day. what a fucking loser

>>214486087
unsettling egao

How come British television is like this?

I don't really feel loneliness despite being alone
I reckon it's because of the autism

>>214486290
nowt wrong with posting on christmas day, love my mates on 4channel.org more than anyone else in the world

>>214486286
normoid teenagers in bristol being EPIC

>>214486290
>poo seal
qrd?

*pause buffers /brit/ in order to speed up the post count*

>>214486148
i got a stomach bug earlier this year and had to sleep close to the wall so i could hear my neighbour

a curse upon the so-called "gyaldem" AND the so-called "baddiedem"
may their wigs wither and blow away in the wind

>>214486088
free the gyaldem by the orders of the peaky fucking blinders

mental how i objectively have depression and crippling loneliness but i just get on with it and think i am fine in every way

>>214486059
he looks old as fuck
literally aged 10 years in the last 2

start to sort my life out then get proper depressed, just dunno init

>>214486355
Bloody ell lad I'm sorry.

>>214486373
kektim

It seems literally everything that hostile jewish elites have planned hinges on the Digital ID + CBDC system they have planned.

Imagine the government having an unbreakable control grid.

Say something bad? Bank account frozen.
Buy something the government doesn't like? Instantly arrested.
Criticise Israel? Arrested.
Refuse to be conscripted? Bank account frozen, arrested.
Want to use the internet? Show your ID.
Oppose immigration? Not allowed to buy food, arrested.

Literally everything tracked. They could even put an expiration date on your money.

The scope of this is insane. Absolutely mind boggling. Literally a system of breeding slaves forever.

God have mercy on us.

>>214486373
Yeah same. Gary Cooper and all that

I slept all day and now my head hurts :(

thoughts on the Norman kingdom lads ?

Clive's gaping anus

Sometimes I wish I hadn't met exberg. Before her I didn't know what I was missing. Much harder being alone all the time knowing how positive intimacy can be.

>>214486410
*kisses it better*

timmy:>>214486398
cronem: lets mek yardie baby

>>214486375
He's been in hospital for most of the year, no idea what's wrong, I know he fell over or something happened but I don't know why he's still there.

>>214486398
lol none of this will work

>>214486309
accidentally on purposely showing a bit of boobage there

Is this an accurate portrayal of the NHS?

>>214486360
shut up mesmer, not the gyal x baddiedem's fault your mum's a genocidal PTSD slag

>>214486373
the secret to having 'good' mental health in this postmodern hellscape is to gaslight yourself into thinking that you're alright

who the fuck is steve laws?

>>214486454
mossad pls

all my mates have covid lol
i did a test today and do not have it because i am Strong of Body, but i think i have given myself a sore throat by thinking about it too much because i am Weak of Mind

>>214486439
He just likes the company

>>214486439
he keeps being sent home but he wants to stay in the hospital so he keeps deliberately(?) falling over again

i do enjoy this picture, it’s quite funny to me

and i could start posting it every thread with something like “just activated my racism field”, not skip a day, habitually repost the same shite every waking hour of my life.. however i am not gravely mentally ill so i shan’t

>>214486373
might see the doctor for mine

>>214486373
too mentally ill to care anymore
just live in my own wee world

>>214486224
PRESENTE!

>>214486493
it's 2025 mate covid is gone now

click clack the gun's coming out

>>214486509
Don't go on SSRIs better to be depressed believe me

>>214486504
my racist field dwarfs the virgo supercluster

roman legionnaire administering adjustments to Brunhilde's hymen circa 90 AD

>>214486454
If there's not a Nationalist rebellion by 2030, unfortunately it will.

Basically the only paths are Digital Kalergi System or Turner Diaries.

love the old hugh grant romcoms, four weddings, notting hill, love actually it's all fucking KINO

>>214486537
does it make you fat and your willy not work

activating my racism field like domain expansion

>>214486580
piss off mum

>>214486493
probably got a sore throat because you deepthroated them too hard

>>214486535
i would've thought they all just had a cold but one of my mates works at a hospital and has to get tested all the time
i've still never had it to my knowledge

>>214486580
apparently he has a big cock

favorite mass effect species?
for me it's the turians
love femturs me

>>214486609
dunno, never played it, hope that helps

>>214486591
good point

>>214486609
garrus was a chud

>>214486609
humans
fuck the other specoids
femshep booty mmmm

>>214486609
batarians

getting the tunes on, any album recs?

Why did she kill herself?

>>214486656
yeah

>>214486609
Whatever Tali was
Zorian?

jamal ginsburgh ova here

>>214486675
quarian

>>214486662
* yeah yeahs - fever to tell

>>214486656
no I don't have any recommendations sorry mate

>>214486656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMq1PiUbf-M

>>214486685
*punches your lights out*

who are they replacing him with?

>>214486584
mine made me fat but my willy still works

how do you cope when you’re pissing in a urinal and the guy next to you completely dickmogs you? unironically ruins my night

>>214486536
HELLO?

Windows
think about it

>>214486733
Your dad

>>214486713
np have a nice day :)

>>214486660
um, spoilers much?

>>214486733
the original joe rogan

Favorite sopranos character?
for me its Christopher
he aspired for greater things beyond mob work but was burdened by tony and drug addiction
a tragic figure

>>214486733
stone cold steve austin

>>214486580
Could’ve sworn he was caught with a black granny prostitute but it was just a black whore

YOU KICKED IT IN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>>214486789
probably silvio or johnny sack

>>214486733
lord purple aki

>>214486738
i have never seen another man's willard when they're next to me at a urinal
don't know how that would happen

>>214486016 (OP)
need 4 to smother me to death with her assets

>>214486738
i don't look at other mens willies so i've never needed to cope
ive got the biggest willy in the world anyway so it'd never happen, even if I was a battyboy like you

>>214486783
don't find her attractive tbqh

>>214486215
>>214486228
>>214486240
>>214486449

>>214486789
meadows friend ;)

>>214486733
That Indian woman

Nigella won.

>>214486820
morg-ack

>>214486660
Is this the bird that kills herself at the start of Skins Season 4?
Mad if I'm right given I watched this 15 years ago and she was in it for 10 minutes

Practising my social interactions by talking to strangers in games online. Scary stuff. So far anything beyond 'GG' and 'Hello' is outside of my ability but one day it'll improve I hope.

>>214486789
best: paulie
worst: furio

>>214486804
high test

>>214486825
Crazy post

i've got a 青春コンプレックス

>>214486882
furio is based doe

got a fucking speeding ticket, it not right

Well?

>>214486895
>a fucking speeding ticket
shagging too fast were you?

>>214486889
えーと

>>214486904
>>214486904
>>214486904
New

>>214486862
Yes! Naomi cheats on Emily with her during the summer break too

>>214486922
such an annoying little cunt

>>214486911
see you in 3 days

>>214486915
in and out before you noticed ;)

>>214486789
torn between janice, ralphie and richie

>>214486936
how so

>>214486789
the fat greasy one

whats wrong with you?

>>214486821
>her assets
alri daily mail headline writer
do you want her to put on a leggy display as well

>214486911
kwab

>>214486890
pointless character

>>214486940
he deletes them before he gets banned

Always thought vampires were very British coded

>>214486966
dunno, just a mentalist x

yeah
that tiara does make it look big

Have you ever experienced this?

I arrive at the last known coordinates of the submarine INT/brit/. Nothing appears out of the ordinary, but she started swimming in circles at the surface and then stopped responding on all frequencies three days ago. Trying to get some frozen pussy in Nuuk, naturally mine was the closest ship in the area.
I rappelled down to the deck to take a closer look - nothing out of the ordinary, aside from some gulls fucking about as far astern as possible without getting wet.
I brace myself for the stench of shit and decay and open the hatch to darkness and silence. I wait a second before bellowing "Hello! Everyone ok in here? I come bearing gifts of peanuts and beer!" into the reverberant void of the hull. Suddenly, as though someone had shone a flashlight into a litter of yet-undiscovered deep sea cats, a large prime number of glowing eyes turned toward me.
"Yep. All good in here. Carry on, chaps!" I called out, as calmly as my racing heart would allow, and quickly closed and resealed the hatch. Who wears an eyepatch on a civilian submersible?
I startle at the pair of monotone voices saying something that sounds like an orphan raised by Siberian tigers making a first attempt at the word "Screaming." Four of the pale creatures shamble back a step in what I can only guess is a subconscious mockery of my own surprise. "Oh shit. How did you get up here?... Are you trying to say "Screaming?"
"Skoarmng." say the other two in a voice that I can only describe as Naboo trying on an Old Gregg impression. "You want a Carling? We've got lots of Carling in the hold."
"Fuck it. I'd love a Carling."
So we all went below. The lads brought me out a lightly chilled Carling, then another, and another... and, well, I've been here for three weeks, playing vidya, fucking around on the chans, eating salted meat and fish with canned vegetables, and drinking Carling, with lime, and mostly on the deck so I don't wind up looking as fucked as these poor kids. Don't know if I plan to return home.

>let me obsess over a fictional character in a piece of media
why are so many like this

>>214486985
he is integral to carmella’s entire character arc

is Bellew the most white looking black man this country has produced?

>>214486884
working class phenotype

>>214486609
Volus

>>214486860
omens are built tough, ceilings, sewers, it ain't much

>>214486973
...yh

>>214487028
oy vey

>>214487003
nope

>>214487020
could’ve been anyone she fancied the actual character is barely there

>>214486789
Dr Milfi

who is the poster that posts screenshots of a custom themed twitter with red links?

I'M GOONING WITHOUT A LICENCE

>>214486789
blundetto

>>214487052
What about this?

thats sweden in the filter

>>214487064
That’s just the nitter website

>>214487057
no because his being the only actual proper italian provides a strong contrast between what carmella has vs what she wants. he is a gangster but he is clean, intelligent, responsible, cultured, etc. he is self assured without the baggage of being a hyphenated american

>>214487077
Is this what being normal is like?

>>214487077
no

>>214487077
used to watch a girl mate do her hair and makeup before school, gave me a boner every time

>>214487077
great going you dickhead

>>214487068
I'll have to ask you to cease and desist then. Can't have none of that.

Do you feel tired for the rest of the day after a wank

top o day morning ya yee

that's it you're filtered buddy *doesn't do anything*

I've managed to become so boring that I don't even have anything to post about and I just lurk here

>>214487112
yes
its why i dont goon before a gym sesh

come onm /brit/ show me your goon face

TK Maxx polo shirt just arrived. get in.

>>214487128
ktim, just post 'poo' and that

>>214487103
There is nothing normal about filming anyone who's been on Community.

>>214487128
start lying

>>214487099
oh. I thought it was a custom theme

>>214487155
my lies are boring

is brit... childish? maybe...

>>214487128
this is just a repository for my inane thoughts

>>214487106
did you shag er?

>>214487102
they could’ve got an actual italian but given him a personality

>>214487149
That's not really the vibe we're going for this Autumn.

Is there anything interesting to see/do in this part of the country?

might post me gay porn webms in a bit

*defends you in court when you're arrested for VPN use in 2028*

>>214487076
if she doesn't take the triple crown's it's glue for the whole world xx

>>214487184
dry humped her, had a gf you see. mad how I used to be normal, what happened?

>>214487200
not really

I used to know an Italian American from New Joisey but he looked Nordic and not like a swarthy wop.

>>214487200
>outside of london

no

>>214487197
Decent but missing a coat

>>214487244
several rorkes are typing...

SWIM INSIDE THE SOLAR SEA

>>214487239
literally me except i’m short as fuck. blond and blue eyed still

>>214487239
all millennial and zoomer “Italian-americans” are mixed at this point
Mostly with Irish or other catholic ethnicities

why does my face get so itchy after 5 days of no shave

recruited garrus last night
shall recruit jack tonight (i can save her)

>>214487239
everything east of the thames is a swarthy wop as far as i'm concerned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLXt3yh2g0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLXt3yh2g0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLXt3yh2g0s

>>214487169
So are everyone else's.
Anything interesting at all happens to me, and I decide to share with the class, I just get a bunch of clapping seals telling me I'm full of shit.

>>214487307
recruited your mom to my bathroom last night

>>214487103
>>214487105
>>214487108
>>214487106
Surley a woman has told you that she loves you at least?

>newcastle
>not even new

It's genuinely fucking over lads.

Digital ID system will be end of any semblance of freedom. Then it'll be CBDC and VPNs banned. And then, they'll conscript White men and send them to die against Russia/Iran/China, a war which the West would lose anyway and which nobody will be motivated for. They have no form of motivation so the elites have resorted to coercion.

Honestly, start making preparations for the end. Get things off your bucket list, spend money on worthwhile causes like charities. Unless there is somehow, somehow a nationalist uprising across the West by 2030 it's game over. Permanently.

>>214487324
needed help getting off the toilet, tubby?

>>214487324
bedroom* idk what the fuck i was thinking

>>214487341
take it to r/casualuk

blud sucking on a lost mary thinking he gang

>>214487128
i am heading in this direction too. I’ve only recently realised how boring i am irl too. pretty sure only my parents can stand to be around me

FATCAM
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>>214487197
>>214487251
its literally a woman's inspo you poof
why do you keep posting it lmao

that song from xenoblade chronicles 2 sounds a bit like rhayader by camel

>>214487371
:skull:

Lambswool. Merino. Cashmere. Corduroy. Waxed cotton.

I'm been sent by the Catholic Church to be /brit/'s resident missionary.

>>214487293
NTR'd worse than Still in Love, Leonard even ran through sand(kino nuke guidance) for her trainer OOF

>>214487251
Say less.

>>214487379
>this was considered comically overweight in 2013

UM

hi

>>214487388
IM A WOMAN

mustn't listen to the suicidal thoughts when i'm tired

>>214487414
er

henlo

>>214487326
she did, but I'm afraid of rejection so I didn't advance it. then she tried to get close to me a load more times and I ignored her then as well.

>>214487414
cheesed to meet you

>>214487413
and it still is in 2025

>>214487422
oh mb
sorry sis x

How often do you talk with women?

>>214487429
>afraid of rejection
but she was the one coming onto you, you were in

>>214487405
so you're in the missionary position are you

Labor Day has passed
Hope you all washed and are putting away your linen and seersucker

A SOUL FOR SALE
September 3, 2025

Morrissey has no choice but to offer for sale all of his business interests in “The Smiths” to any interested party / investor. This would include Morrissey’s full and exclusive rights to :

1. The name ‘The Smiths’, as created by Morrissey.
2. All Smiths artwork, as created by Morrissey.
3. All Smiths merchandising rights.
4. All Smiths songs lyrically / musically.
5. All synchronisation rights.
6. All Smiths recordings.
7. All contractual rights for Smiths publishing.

Morrissey: “I am burnt out by any and all connections to Marr, Rourke, Joyce. I have had enough of malicious associations. With my entire life I have paid my rightful dues to these songs and these images. I would now like to live disassociated from those who wish me nothing but ill-will and destruction, and this is the only resolution. The songs are me - they are no one else - but they bring with them business communications that go to excessive lengths to create as much dread and spite year after year. I must now protect myself, especially my health.”

Any serious investors should make contact:
eaves7760@gmail.com

thoughts?

>>214487459
Never. Rarely talk to anyone. It's started to feel really weird when I speak out loud.

Prometheus > Alien: Romulus > Alien: Ressurection

>>214487467
currently yes. That's where they put me.

>>214487483
cor

>>214487405
Total Christkike Destruction

lana del rabies

>>214487465
doesn't matter. in my head I'll still find a way to fuck it up. my mother's mental instability taught me that intimacy is unsafe

>>214487483
sex

this autumn i'm gonna wear samue and zori

>>214487483
Foul hog

>>214487459
Every single day but I loathe it

>>214486937
another night of the rubbish elden ring fanart is it?

Radiohead doing 4 days at the 02 in November lads

>>214487483
timmy's wife

How come you don't have a Korean girlfriend?

>>214487487
>Alien: Ressurection
I meant Alien: Covenant
ffs I've arsed it up

>>214487487
For me it's
Alien: Resurrection > Prometheus > Alien: Romulus

>>214487502
fight me then

reading the plot summary of a novel on wikipedia and crying

>>214487502
Total Christcuck Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-D_aT8CXyc

>>214487487
romulus sucked so bad, the writing and characters were atrocious

CHRIST IS KING

>>214487354
country blumpkin?

CHRIST IS KING

HERE IT IS LADS
>>214485188

>>214487474

>>214487534
best he cud do

>>214487547
nah left swipe that one

>>214487512
>intimacy
that's what you're afraid of
you don't like yourself very much, do you

>>214487524
it's cute albeit

>>214487557
so true

>>214487534
I'm an unlovable 32 year old Incel mate. The time for "girlfriends" has long passed me by.

>>214487483
We can go bigger

HE HAS RISEN! REJOICE!

>>214487577
whats the best you culd do

>>214487544
light in august?

big fat cunt and can't stop eating

>>214487608
AMEN

>>214487590
ktim. don’t even want one now. what’s the fucking point

>>214487627

>>214487627

>>214487619
ktim

>>214487583
I guess I don't

>>214487608
About fucking time

>>214487619
I could go for a big fat cunt right about now

>>214487627

>>214487627

>>214487627

>>214487483
would

A tender reminder that no matter who you are, no matter what you've done, "ye are dead, and thy life is hid with Christ in God".