Thread 214489178

peter edition

okay peter edition

anti heathermong action

>>214489178 (OP)
>>214489178 (OP)
>>214489178 (OP)
Lol

heathermong coded edition

>>214491867
>>214491867
>>214491867
>>214491867
what's so funny

>>214491907
im not there

friendship ended with push day, now pull day is my best friend

i'll never post in a heathernonce thread

Learned this lesson the hard way

>>214491892
It's two peters!

sir billi >.<

*enters thread*

was in a part of the gym on my own and a lass walked in and hung around for like 10 seconds looking at me then left lol

getting poo

I've been inside 16-year-old white girls

>>214492005
that supposed to be funny is it
'lol' worthy is it

You're going to get what you deserve

>>214492047
dare you to have a meltdown
go on

>>214492047
kys paedo

reckon you can change the world with one kill?

>>214491987
please settle down
dont want to startle the umchickens

my name jeff

>>214492047
nobody cares go ahead and post your collection of bbc porn lol

>>214492031
i laughed out loud so yes it was

really sad about that lisbon thing

Do the kids still wear supreme?

caberge

>>214492047
bring it on you cretin

>>214492108
watching the mentalist are we

>>214492108
wouldnt have happened on my watch

>>214492129
that's a loaf of bread dear

>>214492125
no
hypebeast "culture" is dead

>>214492129
thats a lettuce

heatherfreaks meltdown last night was a new low for him

>>214492153
What is "bread dear"? :)

Worst thing about early Mad Men is too many Jews.

shan't be making any good posts until jannard decides with thread is the thread

>>214492125
millennial thing they're still wearing it

Best thing about early Mad Men is too many Jews.

still havent seen sopranos

DRY SOCKET PAIN
AGONISING PAIN
TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE SILENTLY SOBBING PAIN

Who would play you in your biopic?

>>214492083
Alri Jeff lad, my names Gary.

>>214492228
Gargle cold salt water, take aspirin, ice your face

>>214492240
The Rock

>>214492225
Christopher has Adriana killed
Tony kills Christopher
Tony dies at the end
Cheers x

not a fan of the millenial male mullet and facial hair combo. you know the one. the one where they look like they smell

>>214492108
What Lisbon thing?

>>214492265
Fucking cunt

>>214492240
Kobe Bryant but he's dead and black.

>>214492266
the 'wacky bruce'
as it were

>>214492240
Steven Anthony Lawrence

>>214492240
An actor that hasnt been born yet

posting in all the /brit/s

>>214492240
hunter schafter

>>214492265
>Tony dies at the end
Wrong

>>214492266
I do smell

if job centre wants me to upload something by the 4th of september (tomorrow) does that mean I have tomorrow to do it?
any neet lords in?

>>214492265
>Tony dies at the end
nah

>>214492357
good lad

>>214492357
Cope. Tony got whacked from 3 o clock,

>>214492382
wtf they gonna do? fire you?

>>214492382
if jobcentre want you to do something you don't do it and say mental health got to you, stay strong neet squire

>>214492411
shes so insanely unattractive i dont get it at all

>>214492409
reddit opinion

Well?

>>214492444
this she is fucking disgusting

>>214492409
Any visual or audible evidence of this?
No? Didn't think so

>>214492444
>>214492469
She’s going to be absolutely filthy in bed

>>214492489
so what

>>214492456
how is it not 95%

>>214492415
cut the bennies off

Cronem being taught English

>>214492489
This is highly illegal. Mods!

>>214492489
what the hell......they cant do that!

>>214492240
Nobody would want to watch a film about any of the lads on here

my wife

imagine sitting eating onion rings in a diner and yer da just gets his fuckin head blown off by some cunt

cankerslop again, is it?

deputy prime minister pulling delboy-tier schemes, dipping into her mongo son's medical trust to buy properties

blud broke out the iphone to spam

>>214492547
Only feel bad for Meadow.

want to play the MGS3 remake but i'm not paying 70 fucking quid for it

heebie jeebies achievied

>>214492564
probably because he keeps getting banned now
wonder why ^>^

>>214492444
thought she was bad enough from the front almost puked when she turned to the side and saw her jew goblin nose

I'm starting to scare myself

I don’t understand how people can be religious in the current year. These people often defend anti intellectualism and give crazy copes for the reason they’re religious. Morality doesn’t come from religion. It’s inherent at this point. Science always win

>>214492599
the raped

suppose changing your race with makeup is okay now going as al jolson for Halloween

>>214492592
she needs to get back to her 'tex roots

nth for the baddiedem

sacre bleu where is me mama!

eggsy from goldie lookin chain sex arse

why is he so racist

got analord on the hifi

disarming emerald eyes

>>214492661
looks like the chinese bred an alan carr + harvey price hybrid

need to stay up until 6am tomorrow and tried changing my sleep schedule for it but alright getting sleepy right now im going to be fucked

>>214492654
i can understand why people wouldn’t believe in organised religion such as yhe binble but materialist atheism is also very retarded

that is believing that reality is entirely mechanistic and random, and that conscious awareness is merely an illusion created by a coincidental configuration of atoms

>>214492635
she looks like she belongs on a medieval tapestry

>>214492592
Pirate it then

>>214492532
Depends how it ends but I think my life might be fairly interesting. A tale of loss, tragedy, struggle and redemption.
One man works his way to the top then has to go straight and do it all over again.
How it ends?
You decide.

>>214492663
get them watched

>>214492709
why lad

yeah?

10 hour goon finished

>>214492744
never reply to me again

>>214492754
night shifts

why do we rely on the taiwanese for microchips? surely someone else knows how to make them. it can’t just be a secret. why can’t we make them in ireland or slovakia?

>>214492708
so a bit like rorke

>>214492780
don't tell me what to do

wow that shit took literally 6 and a half hours for LITERALLY nothing
for literally three palikas

>>214492792
shut the fuck up

>>214492822
just did fatso

>>214492825
whats your goal is it to catch 'em all

>>214492592
corrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>214492792
Because otherwise why would we care about taiwan?

>>214492792
mongoloid little polshits should stfu and know their place :)
go fix pipes or cut wood faggot. nobody likes you by the way

Remember 2019 lads?

No Boriswave
No Digital ID
No WW3 fearmongering
Nobody had heard of Klaus Schwab

the science one and the coffe one,,,,,

>>214492866
why are you having a melty? i’m asking a legitimate question

>>214492663
innit
>>214492856
more like r phwora

>>214492510
0.001 people get the disease and 0.95 get a real positive test
0.001*0.95=0.000095 or 0.095% chance of actually getting a real positive test result.
More likely to be in the 5% that got a false positive

>>214492855
no, it (walking for 2 hours each way) was to get the special ability rend, which doubles (or boosts) the distance you can see wild Pokemon for 10 minutes
so I needed that

>>214492792
samsung intel and texas instruments all have foundries, Taiwan has just poured enormous resources into it, it would take decades of profitless infrastructure building to catch up with them.
and of course there's the whole geopolitical game with china and whatnot where Taiwan is desperate to have an industry that keeps the world interested in defending them from china

>>214492891
retard shit

where would we be without them? proxima centauri minimum

>>214492456
physicians aren't statisticians and they don't make diagnoses based on statistics

blackpill: ALL fast food burgers (McDonalds and KFC) put dietary supplements in their foods, to ruin your appetite
the food itself isnt filling, they just want you to feel sick seeing food after eating theirs
this would be great for the food industry. please help spread on pol (this is literally the truth and you probably cant disprove it)

>>214492845
*ignores your request*

>>214492866
ok paki

>>214492792
moving production would require a huge capital investment that no one wants to pay for

>>214492962
shared what's on weymouth x

>>214492456
this is a trick question that you probably wont understand
to know it you would have to know the prevaliance of the disease AND the patients history. otherwise it is pointless
Canada is right probably

>>214492941
idgi

ah, I have already used my daily incense. well,

diet never really starts

Mad how much I wish it was 15 years ago

>>214492983
her content sucks, she should know her place as an ewhore

watching bareback mountain

>>214493059
same 2bh

>>214493059
wish i hadn't completely arsed up my life x

I guess I gained 200k stardust, and - somehow - 20 rare candies today

*snaps fingers to Snuffed on Sight*

I need my dick jerked off with 2 hands while I sit down and pretend like its how she wants it and nothing more- simpy put
,

>sunset
>19:40
Oh, it is so over, darling

earlier i had a wank to a lass who pissed on the floor and licked it up. feel as though i need to confess my sins.
she was ugly too which i liked for some reason

>>214493130
mate its 22:35

went for a walk

damn this (special ability rend) fucking sucks. that shit was NOT worth it
my feet hurt

>>214493150
>she was ugly too which i liked for some reason
honestly prefer wanking to 6s and 7s than to 9s and 10s. probably something to do with my psychological masochism and self hatred

>>214493144
fucking birds like these need to be taught a lesson and squeezed in the palms of human hands fucking nature

>>214493059
>Year 10 at school
>playing Bad Company 2, MW2, GTA IV, Mafia 2, Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect, Batman Arkham Asylum, Burnout Paradise

It was so good, take me back, lad :(

>>214493189
she was more in the 3-4 category

>>214493162
Take a one day break from PoGo or else you will be sedated.

>>214493144
:(

>>214493158
idiot mong boy. nobody wants to have your ugly mug ruin their day. stay inside next time

>>214493078
I enjoy her autistic yapping

>father didn't want his 15 year old daughter to date an 18 year old boy
How come she murdered her father for that?

oh yeah and I went around trying to start fights with people and someone literally just told me to go kill myself
I went around telling people to go kill themselves after that and no one got mad. one guy asked me if I was OK and I asked him why he was so happy, then (he didnt tell) I asked if that was his gf and he said yeah

>>214493209
LOVE me bad company 2

>>214493196
go and take yourself away from everything
quickly now
go

>>214492901
But we already know that this person has tested positive. Their odds aren’t 1 in a thousand, they are much higher, just by virtue of the positive result

I was at school during Covid. “Year 11” as I believe you call it. Mad times.

>>214493130
good evening

>>214493215
also works if theyre doing something degrading

>>214493130
Only starts feeling shit when the clocks change and it's suddenly dark at 6pm

Feeling gay and whimsical. ZESTY. MOIST!

>>214493227
OK I will go out tomorrow! as planned!
>>214493246
sexo
she has big tiddies

>>214493246
because he was a pig shit

2010-2014 was the last "good times"

Love the smell of Bold with that fabric conditioner, I think its name is 'spring awakening' or some shit

still got half a can left, don't want it

actually I dont mind being horse. it is fine

>>214493289
pig shit

Put out more flags

>>214492901
you also did it wrong

>>214493332
grim how much of the country looks exactly like this

rorke planning out a ram raid on the royal armouries after bossman forgets to put sauce on his kebab

>>214493271
nah because 1000/1000 people are capable of getting a false positive, only the 1/000 that get the disease are able to get a true positive result.
the odds of getting a false positive is higher despite the 5%

holy shit this fucking Pokemon is 20km buddy distance
thats 100km of walking (not excited) for 10 minutes of boosted vision. I walk maybe 24,000km/day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gmCTMWgbU

where's this accent from?

Sir Adolf Hitler

>>214493246
tits on her

>>214493381
>I walk maybe 24,000km/day
yeah?

dont feel like eating so i wont x

>>214493389
nonceshire

>>214493366
type of shite working class retards post on facebook

>>214493289
>>214493421
She's an evil murderer, you sick fucks

>>214493436
yeah from routes
not counting the times I get bored and fuck off somewhere, or getting there, or back

Really enjoy the phrase "urban scarecrow"

>>214493450
needs a picture of tom hardy next to it NOW

going on a 24,000 km hike later

>>214493366
>>214493450
>hobbles 3 doors down the council estate to give them a blowie at 2am

should buy an umbrella

This girl murdered her grandparents, she's the personification of evil

yeah at least you can do he trick to get your buddy excited in 2 hours to get those 5 candies with 50km walked

>>214493486
see you tomorrow x

1km = .6 miles its not hard

If you're out on the road
Feeling lonely and so cold
All you have to do is call my name
And i'll be there on the next train

Where you lead i will follow
Anywhere that you tell me to
If you need, if you need me to be with you
I will follow where you lead

>>214493490
GIWTWM. need my dick sucked
nah it makes it cheap. im not cheap

NIGGER

Adventure Quest, Club Penguin, Travian, Newgrounds, Nick games

>>214478627
it probably went digging into some red rubbish

actually rorke he was a palestinian a palestinian rorke yeah you know him well he was a palestinian right a palestinian what do you think about that rorke a palestinian that flag that guy a palestinian rorke

>>214493578
So what if he was?

actually I dont mind being horse. its fine

Evil Evil Evil

>>214493578
ronke in tears

DJ ESCO LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

might walk from Land’s End to John o’ Groats 18 times later x

>>214493150
Almost exclusively wank to fat chicks since that's the only kind I have had sex with.

>>214493494
Barry growing like he's a bloody tree ahaga x

Jojo's throwing romans and you're blackpilled??

>>214493578
I support Palestine and English Ethnosocialism

I will never have children

>>214493610
are you over 18 or a child
actually any 18+ would be OK with answering, so ] are you 18+

>>214493574
Yes to all except
>Travian
>Nick games
Never did em

>>214493646
um

>>214493646
w-why

murder in broad day murder in broad day

>>214493677
just asking before I start shouting (if they are 18+)

Does /brit/ recognise Taiwan or do we follow the One China policy

Ursula von der Leyen is the perfect example of the decline of Europe.

A rather attractive Nordic woman who nonetheless has completely been warped by liberal-jewish capitalist ideology and supports the Kalergi Plan to eradicate Europeans and is a shrill matriarch.

>>214493681
Would shag this bloke absolutely rotten!

>>214493703
She's a serial killer!

>>214493698
One China Policy
Taiwan separatism is insanely gay

wtf why do they have so much cake

I can hear my chad brother on FaceTime with a girl while I’m laying in my small bed with my feet hanging off the edge

>>214493716
stop same fagging your own posts you bent cunt

OK, got a cubone (and my research done), thatnk-you rend
now I get (3500XP and) 3 premium raid battle passes. now I have 5. now I can get 3 more raid Pokeon than my 2 Pokemon I would get from daily passes. now I can get 7 of those Pokemon

does
Graham Lineham Like

Pocket Monsters ??

>>214493716
appreciate the enthusiasm but please don't misgender her again

>>214491959
elaborate

actually thats hot
actually thats my fetish

What would you do if your daughter was a murderer?

might go become evil
just to try it out, see what's the rage

fucking state of /brit/
it's over

err

>at least I have a job
That’s how my mum and sister shut down any argument I have with them even when it has nothing to do with jobs

Do you think a Russia vs NATO war will happen?
Honestly, even with EU leaders sabre rattling I don't see it. They keep passing the buck on who will send troops and they know morale in western Europe is nonexistent.

>>214493833
if this (or the blue dress girl) was my daughter, I would fuck her

>>214493856
they've done you tbf
maybe get a job

*enters /brit/*
Evening gays

she cute

>>214493856
get applying lad

>>214493856
next time ask them who they sucked for it
that'll shut them up

>>214493869
fuck your sister
you know you should

>>214493876
>>214493886
when I’m ready

>>214493880
i can't lie that's kinda peak stille

>>214493874
WHAT

x has fallen

me when i meet the gyaldem

>>214493913
I said if this was my daughter I would fuck her

>>214493889
no This Mustn`t

Be Done

the Jews (Kier Starmer or Ed Milliband, Liz Truss) will never legalize incest by the way

What does the council of /birt/ have to say with regard to the independent statehood of Kosovo

>>214493927
Not normal u

>>214493964
know a girl from there

>>214493927
This is not right

if I had a daughter I would straight up kill myself. you think I enjoy coming here every day? imagine not having to wake up and turn on the computer

>>214493964
i memorised its capital so it better stay as a country or i've wasted a whole neuron on it

>>214492664
lovely eyeballs
are they real?

If one of the Stockport lads are here right now then sorry for scaring you by saying I would probably rape you

>>214493944
we all dip to the cinny coast to get a few rare candies on the side but catching is a step too far in my book
lock him up and throw away the key

>>214493964
uh let me be clear, the uh people of Kosovo have a right to uhhh self determination

I mean to say "if I had a kid"
would obviously be better if I had a kid and it was a boy

>>214493964
if it pisses off the serbs it’s funny

>>214493913
crazy expletive!

>>214493964
I’m Serbian so

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756931258750660s.jpg
SEXOOOOOOOOOO
oh my GOD PLEASE GOD
YOU,
DONT get mad

>>214493989
huh?

>>214492744
>fallenshadow
looked this one up yesterday as somebody said she was british but she's was talking in a yank voice
disappointing

sry but this is literally me
sorry (im obviously not a Reggie)

genuinely are no jobs here
applied to all relevant vacancies within 30 miles and it only took me a few hours

>>214494101
Yeah we're a bit fucked hahaha best get on the alcohol and/or hard drugs ahahahaha

Kosovo is Serbia

>>214494101
We need a job building. You just walk in and you get a job no interview no CV nothing

>>214494068
>>214494106
I meant, if I had a kid I would kms
literally if someone was my kid and they came find me and it was I would kill myself TODAY. I wont wanna be fucking alive. idk

>>214494101
same where i am
completely quiet

Crimea is Serbia

bring the workhouses back

>>214494124
Kosovo je Srbija

>>214491814
>>214491814
>>214491814
actual new

my dad would be pretty sadge if he heard me say that, but its true

>>214494120
haven't had a drink in like 2 weeks xx

>>214494130
that's what they did in the soviet union but a LOT of people had pointless menial jobs from it

>>214493999
yh

>>214494083
she's did a bazza stream like last month

>>214494586
both me x

>>214494682
wahey x

>>214492470
The director confirmed it with a slip during an interview. Lorelet