Thread 214489673

It’s a Dark Academia type of evening

I WANT TO HAVE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

still howling at the poster this morning whose family chaperone him to the cinema at the age of 21 and open his post

trying noise cancelling headphones. i can hear the ocean

might take a trip to japan and mcfuckingkillmyself, thoughts?

Looking back at old photos of my wife from when we first met 10 years ago and her chebs have at least tripled in size

What would you do if your mum did this?

>>214489712
cronem upstairs was getting a luh too violent? xx

>>214489674
What happened to him

the fucking lisbon funicular derailed that's awful

>>214489732
why is she such a weirdo

toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVhftLmq_E&list=RDqmVhftLmq_E&start_radio=1&pp=ygUYb24gdGhlIGJyaW5rIGRpbm9zYXVyIGpyoAcB

>>214489736
dead now, of course

>>214489737
yeah?

might watch some videos of people playing the bass

leftypol and rorke reunited

>>214489737
>>214489737
>15 killed

>>214489671
Isn't there a scene where you can see her tits that was cut? She flashes a truck or something. Might have made it up

>>214489717
she was 9 when you married her, mo

Why do women like to be beaten?

love weed me
can’t wait to get high after work and lay under my blanket whilst listening to pulp later

>>214489753
oh

>>214489701
ktwma21

my life has become so bad i’m nostalgic for like 5-8 years ago when it was still complete shit

>>214489589
what a gorgeous body. more suicide fuel thanks

>>214489781
Yeah she flashes a truck, don't see her tits though

>>214489736
Insulted the Kind of Thailand and was arrested

>>214489759
get it watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_X7mMU6Gb0

>>214489799
i'm holding out for a "redo" starting in 2011

corrrr

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765375034041.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765375034041.mp4

>>214489732
she's the type who will try to upstage and undermine her son's future girlfriends and especially his future wife

assuming she doesn't try to make him gay

>>214489673 (OP)
Limp wristed melt milk this
Honestly, filtered milk whatever next
Grow up and drink regular blue top like an adult

done a fart during a very serious meeting

>>214489832
mad that my cock is too small to do that flaccid

>>214489849
i think i have this one

Really am fond of /brit/ and don't feel any guilt or shame over that

i feel quite hungry

>>214489737
likely mostly tourists on it
the lisbonians are probably glad

Imagine how much therapy Keanu Reeves needed after filming this traumatic movie... I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy

Enjoying the Autumn posting lads, keep it up

>>214489832
not so shy at all!

no alicorns

>>214489828
ok i will watch it !!
mad to think this guys probably dead now...

>>214489922
She's got her vagina on display

>>214489922
why does one of the fannies stick out way more than the other two

right well you can't post that can you

>>214489922
cockmogs me by far!

>>214489986
that's a willy mate

anyone else such an incel that they get flashback of kissing a girl just while randomly existing cos it's such a lightbulb memory experience

>ok i will x it !!
Not nominated for gimmick of the year?

im gonna cu m

Lethal weapon 3 starting on itv4 lads

It's a little depressing when people think I am in my 20s. Reminds me of my wasted youth.

>>214490012
the good ones never are
"drunk man outside going uugh uugh uugh" was robbed

>>214490034
Cheers Grandad xx

>>214490012
ok i will vote for it !!

week off soon, gonna buy 20 bottles of paix dieu and get drunk

doing a poo

Can hear the familiar jingle of uber eats in my flat stairwell. Some runt in another flat has got an asylum seeker to deliver his slop.

>>214490042
Don't remember that one desu

any advice for the young at heart going?

>>214489799
kek absolute same

haha milk to spicy

What if Sally is secretly a /brit/ poster?

>>214490042
Not a very good gimmick that

>>214490092
what if you werent a boring bastard

I JUST WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE STROKES

>>214489799
Same here, but only because I actually had some potential.

Oh kimmy tek it

>>214489790
Male strong enough to protect

gonna have sex with something later

>>214490103
If I'm boring, how come I get plenty of (You)s?

nth for the gyaldem

>>214490119
NOOO, be nice to moon face girls

any linux man in?

>>214490110
always thought i had potential but i was sadly mistaken haha

THE MARTINI POLICE

>>214490159
arch man me btw

Off out to get a beer and then call the Samaritans up to whine about my lonely incel slug life

small boat cronem initiating QuickTap™
crimson victory paint leaking out
he share it on whatsapp group chat wit di voice note in patois

>>214490096
it's very very stupid and i appreciate it for that
don't like a gimmick with an agenda, me

>>214490178
*Sick drum roll*
Need a new fucking album fuuuuckkkk

>>214490129
are you the lad that's going to be listening to pulp in bed after work?

>>214490195
tell us mate

>>214490169
wtf i love chat gpt now!

>>214490169
Derpy and very sweaty
Carol Vordeman on a very hot summer's day

>>214490096
Begin with your family.

>>214490218
yes why

>>214490164
That depends. Did you have any desirable qualities?

EASY MONEY (arctic monkeys (not king crimson))

>>214490119
>>214490142
>>214490127
White girls also like to get slapped

>>214490241
just curious wasn't I?

>>214490178
ive got arch as well
need to yay -Syuu, been a while

>>214490110
i had potential on the surface but when the entire world feels completely alien and like a riddle i can never figure out its all for nowt. there’s something really deeply wrong with me but it’s hard to put my finger on what

>>214490220
I am a lonely incel slug in my 30s who has no mates (besides you lads but we all know it's not real). I'm dying to hang out with people and to also have a girlfriend but as it stands I can't maintain a conversation or look people in the eye for long, so I am trapped in an incel slug existence and I feel like it will be that way for all eternity. Wah wah wah

some of you freaks need locked up

>>214490248
you doing two shows a day four nights a week?

>>214490279
Lock me up daddy

>>214490263
haven't updated in months, just not gonna haha x

>>214490200
Ballbusting was the last true AAA gimmick

105th for poop

>>214490196
sup crodie
yeh dey like to share hymen tearin victories wid cronem waiting to cross the channel x

>>214490277
Kek, Rorke exposed

>>214490268
There's still the pre-ban /brit/ meet.

>>214489887
Why are you glorifying mutts? Are you Irish diaspora?

>>214490268
would meet you irl and be you're mate, wy@?

just realised i've been washing my clothes with cold water for the last 3 years haha oops x

>>214489922
ummy cummy

raping a poo

rorke agreeing with leftypol

>>214490195
i really admire people who volunteer for the samaritans

can't meet up with the other stockport lads
one of them is scary and the other one is weird (you know which one you are)

>>214490398
poo scrumbler

yeh, we about dat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tdLqH4oR-M

we have to retvrn

NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

>>214490329
sup crodie

Starting to feel dope sick. Wish I had heroin.

>>214490406
:(

>>214490432
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E
of which we must return

sup crodie how do you hold your pen

Just imagine, when they find a way to prevent aging in humans you'll have 50 year olds just as peng as 17 years and 365 day olds

>>214490446
maimy x

>>214490476
dey just done got clartened x

>>214490451
>feeling dope sick
how bout you feel some bloke’s dick?

>>214490495
Better not be any Rubles in there!

*walks down the stairs*
*does a little hop at the end*

yep, that's a FOY

Oswald Mosley, presente!

William Joyce, presente!

Enoch Powell, presente!

John Tyndall, presente!

Jonathan Bowden, presente!

Those who fell for Britain, PRESENTE!

REALLY BLOODY GET ME IN THE MOOOD

>>214490159
>>214490178
I used to enjoy using debian but it's honestly such a collosal waste of time, focus on learning game development or something

>>214490406
i ran from didsbury to stockport the other week

>>214490517
pack it in

>>214488971
Don't want me? I've spent half my life in Brecon, most of my close family live throughout Powys. I'm returning home, not dropping by for a visit. Fuck off you bitter cunt, bet you live in Merthyr.

>>214490486

>>214490491
is piff as x

powys is such an ugly name

>>214490552
mark speaking how may i direct your call

bro im so darn horny

commie/nazimongs posts have been amazing recently
need a compendium of them

/archinstall, nothing personal windows

based spam reporting them for violating us law

mentioned

>>214490598
i just mentally filter that rubbish, assume most do the same

>>214490565
and gmp still didn't catch you? fair play mate

>>214490485
White women brutally mog asians

>>214490446
big fan of are maimy. would love to bury my face between her arse cheeks

don't know what to do lads, was saving for a deposit, might just buy some land and live in a shipping container

>>214490585
fuck kinda baby ass poopoo lord of the rings name is that

My fucking data is taking the piss today.
Fuck you O2, I get 10gb with my package, you can't throttle me just because I've used 2gb

a wank a day keeps the gf away

a man named poowys

nigger

>>214490622
I've travelled up and down this country
From the Pennines to Land's End
But if you ask my favourite place of all
The answer isn't hare to comprehend
I'm going back to Stockport
There's nowhere that can beat it
That's right, I tell you, Stockport
You want me to repeat it
Well, it's S.T.O.C.K.P.O.R.T
Stockport, Stockport, it's the place for me

>>214490652
my gf cried when she caught me gooning once and kept asking why i would choose to jerk off over fucking her

setup my guitar

poo wise

it really is a masterpiece

any monasteries but like i can do whatever i want and wank and use /brit/? basically like somewhere i can live, but without worrying about money. they should open one if not

business idea: massive knockers

>>214490686
what 'tar x

>>214490598
nigga giving props to himself
kys

Having a look
>>>/wsg/5959317

>>214490711
think of the back pain :/

>>214490704
this country is such a shit hole its commendable

Britain spends £2.3bn a year on taxis taking SEND pupils to school

>>214490708
so basically you want somewhere to doss around for free and with no responsibilities for the rest of your life?

Can't even articulate how badly I fucked up by mistreating and dumping exberg. Cannot even put it into words. Will regret my decision until my deathbed.

>>214490636
for me it's her chebs

Ask me anything about National Socialism.

>>214490685
Sometimes a wank is just better
Simple as

>>214490680
it's over.....they've got our landmark.....our heritage

Wear some nice shoes. Natural materials. None of that cheap rubbish. Do better. Dress smarter.

>>214490751
thought you could do better, eh?

>>214490751
text her you retard
>>214490767
yeah like fucking her is so much goddamn work sometimes i just wanna cum in like 2 minutes. am i not allowed even that?? stupid b word

>>214490714
stratocaster

>>214490793
A Sensitive Young Man

>>214490750
i think that’s my right if i so wish

>>214490793
would look like a hobbit if i were to dress like that

>>214490793
does he have a scarf wrapped around the top of his head like a babushka

>>214490806
hope you're trading it in for a tele soon as

Right well it's pube time

>>214490750
Not him, but yes.

>>214490801
Nah not at all. I just took her for granted and used her without regard for her feelings, then once she was traumabonded to me I started getting annoyed by her irrational behaviour and dumped her... I deserve to be shot
>>214490804
>text her you retard
I'd never do that to her.

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

have to repeatedly prod my taint to do wee wees these days

Might play some Disco Elysium. I hear the writing is fantastic and quirky.

it’s crazy how in the past you could just stop paying taxes and go live in the wilderness and nobody would come after you or anything if you so chose. even crazier that you could just go to another country and nobody would care

had sex twice like a decade ago
never had a gf

>>214490869
nah, but my squier tele is the only guitar I miss, had it one pickup like an esquire, selector as cap/tone and volume/full blast, was very peng

>>214490762
kill yourself

>>214490923
you cab do thst now

Sir Adolf Hitler

>>214490941
KTIM

>>214490888
no offense you sound like a giant pussy, she probably wouldn’t take you back if she’s realized this too

>>214490487
But I’ll already be dead

>>214490941
Shagged three girls, one around six times, the second maybe three dozen, and the third over two hundred easily. Don't feel so bad about being sexless for over six years cause of it.

um hi x

>>214490941
was with my first gf for 3 years and none since, fucked up so fucking bad, hate myself so fucking much

>>214490806
>>214490869
hello guitar lads i play this guitar
it is cheap and gay and rubbish and red and i love it so so much

>>214490991
whats that

>>214490969
I was a low inhib zero empathy Chad before her, after her I am a sensitive meek guilt ridden pussy - you aren't wrong mate.

>>214490991
heya <3

>>214490991
UM x

>>214491014
based, you don't need more

>>214491020
cat

Underwear

>>214490762
what's your fave ccgg collab?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmqJuBAT_TE

>>214490991
Big kot

>>214490991
>pic of snow leopard
>doesn't include the fluffy paws
Piss off

>>214490505
Na I’ve had some tapentadol and it’s probably placebo but already starting to feel better

getting cold, no heating in my shed you see, might go to bed

>>214491032
well that makes two of us i guess

>>214491014
i also own a fender squier, sunburst x

>>214491095
what are you doing in your shed

>>214490979
Nah we'll be like 80 when they'll manage to reverse aging. But we'll already have aged, so we'll just look really weird (after having aged and then un-aged). We'll be known as the primordial boomers, the oldest of the old. We'll be respected as ancient beings with tons of knowledge, but no women will fuck us because we'll be incredibly weird looking.

It'll be great

I wish Mexico was colder then I could dress more Dark Academic

>>214491110
Being a MAN

>>214491101
I want to be abusechad again, but there's no going back.

>>214491110
housemateberg is shagging his gf, don't need to hear that so I'm in the cuckshed

>>214491014
lovely colour
couldn't get cheap nice shit like in my piece of shit left handed incel world x

>>214491131
Even at 80 I don't think /brit/ lads will be wise. If anything we'll be treated like lunatics

>>214491135
powerful..
>>214491143
yeah hate it when brotherberg does that would be nice to have a good shed to hide in

and the latest from gossip_guy?

>>214491169
you're not a piece of shit incel x

People think it strange that i've drank a minimum of 6 cups of coffee everyday, year round, since I was 10.

I'm just a northerner kek

>>214491175
insulate it and I'd happily live in here

>>214491188
*blushes*

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

I live alone in my smelly arsehole incel flat yet I have 7 (SEVEN) tea mugs. Utterly bizarre behaviour

got no mates
never had a gf
fat
weird porn fetishes
don’t enjoy tv or films - just use /brit/ and tik tok all day

>>214491172
Speak for yourself. I read wikipedia every evening, I have BOOKS of pointless knowledge in my head.

Did you know Big Ben is only called that because some guy that worked on it was called Ben?

>>214491215
UM x

>>214491189
this nigga stay WIRED

>>214491221
did you steal them?

>>214491220
I'm going to fly to Santiago and pound tight Chilean pussy for this post

>>214491229
what porn fetishes

>>214491242
ah, so you're the umchicken.

>>214491229
would be your mate if not for the last one, grow up

>>214491258
prefer not to say. nothing illegal though

>>214491238
never known was the context of this was

>>214490895
I own one coat, one pair of trainers, t shirts and 3 pairs of jeans that I rotate

>>214491238
lmao what is happening here

>>214491251
when you arrive, contact me, i'll let you sleep in my bed while you stay

>>214491244
>did you steal them?
No, I'm not evil

>>214491298
You mean slit my throat and burn my body?

LEAVE CHILE RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-9Szj-M6yM

Ominous knocking of my window

>>214491278
UM X

>>214491284
dopamine receptors are fucked. i’m actually considering buying a safe with a timer to put my phone in all day for a while

might wank really hard and at the moment of climax get someone to hack my head off with a butchers knife

girl in the coffee shop knows my order, reckon she wants to shag?

Na night Ziggeh, see ya in the mornin'

>>214491372
all girls want to shag but definitely not with you

>>214491327
kek reminds me of pinoshit getting arrested in london back in 98

Any owls in?

>>214491364
don't forget to film it so in can be posted on four chan dot org slash int slash brit slash every day

>>214491364
avoided that webm earlier can someone describe it in detail

>>214491372
reckon she just doesn't want to interact with you so she made sure to memorise it
jokes x

>>214491131
Na I’ll be dead. I’m 33 nearly 34 and very unhealthy. If I live 20 years it will be a surprise. In fact I’m surprised I’ve lived this long.
In any case they will never reverse ageing, medicine is moving towards preventative medicine. Children will be tested for genetic flaws and given strict diets and treatments from a young age. In 100 years 40 year olds will look like 17 year olds today and live on average to 100. The rich anyway. Poor people will always live in a gutter eating scraps. In 1000 years people will age so slowly that a middle age person will have better health than the average teenager today.
Not me though. I’m big and fat and poor and have no intention of doing anything to try and slow or reverse ageing.

love learning about all the dog breeds
reckon i could identify all of them and mixes quite proud of myself

I STILL GOT PICTURES OF RORKE ON THE WALL

ever since i decided to become a pothead my eyes have been consistently very dry and have like a rough sandy texture

>>214490471
sup crodie
tripod grip
i used to insert three fingers inside 16-year-old's gyat's pussy, and once inside i'd fan my fingers open until she said it was hurting

I will die around 2065 and in my mind it never seems far off.

>>214491449
*licks your eyeball*
yeah need to sort that out mate

what's the point of living an extra 50 years ill still be a broken ass virgin nigga

>>214491438
Lets try you out, identify this one?

umposters shaking their bums to manchild x

emotional ponytail squibby head

>>214491484
dogberg

>>214491411
Almost 2 years since Starfield released and it's still a massive pile of shit.

Thoughts on the Turner Diaries?

50 more years of this. Sick of it. There must be more to life than this, there must

you’ve got some upumposter on your shirt mate

should i learn ninjutsu or stick to western magic?

>>214491474
That's when ill be retiring, about to start my life

>>214491438
mutants all of them
an abomination

>>214491523
you should be studied in a laboratory

>>214491520
He's only gone and cinched it x

>>214491530
where *looks down too quickly and accidentally snaps my neck dying immediately*

>>214491484
some kind of pit mix, maybe with beagle or a similar small hound
i dont actually know lol

my next battle will but the finno-korean hyperwar to shame

People talking about retiring in the 2060s are funny.

By then the West will either look like Camp of the Saints (in which case you might as well die) or Berlin in 1938.

>>214491169
just looked it up and the only left handed squier sonic is an ugly black and white stratocaster and it's still £30 more expensive than all the other ones
what a load of bollocks

>>214491609
what was wrong with berlin then it looked clean and safe

Emmyank is trying to write in deutsch on their general and making an ass out of him?self

>>214491609
shut your up

retiring in china in 2050 surrounded by a hapa legion

>>214491585
My childhood dog was identical to the dog in that pic, he's a Teddy Roosevelt Terrier. You can tell by the distinctive colouration, and the musculature.
I thought my dog was a Jack Russell Terrier for the longest time, and this was an integral part of my English self image - turns out the little prick was an American

>>214491626
Well exactly. But rest assured people thinking they can retire like boomers are delusional.

>>214491616
welcome to my world,,,,,,,
fav colourway of all time is olympic white tele with a rosewood neck and they literally make a SQUIER version but for left handed you only get butterscotch blonde no matter what (which I think looks decent tbf) but that's it

the tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62CuJZ97oCk&list=RD62CuJZ97oCk&start_radio=1

>Ex-barge asylum seeker sentenced for sex attack
When will leftypol realise what sort of people are entering this country?

dunno why i'm so farty. only had chicken and rice yesterday

sort my life out, for what?

>>214491523
Even in my gigarorke phase I was too lazy to read it.

>>214491675
>>214491675
>>214491675

>>214491737
dont evne like asians but would sarifice myself for her

>>214491719
Leftypol doesn't actually interact with migrants besides when they deliver his food and groceries during a mental health day so he doesn't know

>>214491698
>olympic white
based
i'm going to nail a fish to the door of my local guitar shop in protest of this nonsense (facing left)

Praying this isnt true

>>214489178
>>214489178
>>214489178

>>214491609
My retirement is supposed to commence in 2059.

The official
>>214491814
>>214491814
>>214491814

>>214491770
you're one of the good righties lad

fucks sake lads