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Anonymous United States No.214491846 >>214491896 >>214491940 >>214491979 >>214491982
Two Jews, Jacob and Benjamin, are walking down the street when they approach a Catholic Church with a sign out front that says “convert for $1000”. The Jews, intrigued by this, begin to plot. “I’ll go in and see what this is all about” says Jacob. 15 minutes pass and he emerges from the church. “Well? Did you get the $1000?” Asked Benjamin.
Jacob then turned to him and scoffed “Ughhh… is that all you fucking people think about?”
Anonymous Chile No.214491896
>>214491846 (OP)
took me a moment but i got it
Anonymous Israel No.214491940
>>214491846 (OP)
geg
Anonymous Portugal No.214491979 >>214492468
>>214491846 (OP)
Why would a Jew pay 1000 dollars to convert to Catholicism?
Anonymous India No.214491982
>>214491846 (OP)
There's a variation of this joke that has two black people seeing "Become white and we'll pay you 100$". The first black guy goes in saying if it's real and comes out as white, and the second black guy looks at him shocked. He asks him if he got the 100$ and the first black guy now white replies, "Get a job, nigger."
Anonymous United States No.214492468
>>214491979
jews hate money with a passion