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Yo
Fk a bag of milk, y’all sippin’ tit juice in a sack,
Like some backwoods freaks who ain't heard of a cap.
Plastic floppin’ in your fridge like a limp-ass dk,
Whole country built soft off that creamy-ass sht.
Your syrup’s fake, your bacon's trash, your slang is weak,
Only bars you got come with poutine and a side of squeak.
You rock toques and smile like that sht’s hard,
I piss in the snow just to paint your flag in my yard.
You polite little bhes with your ‘sorry’ tone,
But I’ll stomp a whole province out alone with a microphone.
Hockey fights? Please—y’all slap like kittens,
I throw bars like bricks, y’all throw mittens.
This ain't a joke, it's a cultural smack,
Y’all drink cow cum out a grocery sack!