Thread 214493277

Birdie Edition

Previous:>>214488445

Would prefer if we used this edition

i concur

hate namefags and tripfags, plain as

Io posto qui

>>214493155
it's called boring

>>214493359
i look like that

Hey whatever happened to ISIS?;Did they just go away or what? You don't really hear about em no more

>>214493400
their leader was killed

>>214493400
not sure

>>214493400
rapidly gaining ground in west africa. in fact ISWAP is now funding ISIS

drinking coffee

>>214493437
enjoy your cuppa

>>214493434
that down bad rn getting paid by boko haram niggas

>>214493277 (OP)
Sabed dis birb

>>214493478
looks like slimmed down jenna fischer

Damn the thread split 50/50
Can't believe those idiots are using that schizo edition

>>214493499
It's a slimmed down Cristina Milioti

>>214493517
mating press.

>>214493517
This is a hot woman

Who's the tranny getting triggered by the bulgar

Pink boids

>>214493590
schizojeet

i like fat women

It's gonna be ridiculously hot all week

>>214493538
Dumb nigger

>>214493717
imagine the back pain

damn that's crazy

You see his the pricks face when he saw the gyaat

hold still pussy

>>214493670
.

I pay for YouTube Premium every month.

>>214493439
Arthur lookin ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t9W0DgbCYY

So, half of /cum/ is just gooner content.
I wish you could do better.

i like that we're all committing to threadsplitting, this is how /cum/ should always be

>>214493831
Fuck off to your own general then

I'm validated.

>>214493837
its simply better this way, they can have the annoying schizos and we can have boobs

>>214493956
hell yeah

>>214493956
Amen

I am a survivor.

>>214493890
I just stay here because I enjoy the posts of other European anons who frequent cum.

>>214493277 (OP)
cute bird, i love birds so much

>>214494000
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jtRFeRFLniY

>>214494025
Me too
I'm jealous you guys have toucans

>>214493786
Thanks for being a paypig and contributing to why youtube is getting worse every year

>>214493596
Real. Being like, "oh wow that's terrible" over and over in a convo with a girl is exhausting.

>>214494089
you dont understand, they need more money

>>214494082
I see these guys sometimes

Did somebody say toucan

>>214494138
Lucky

>>214494109
and the minority of users who have adblockers on PC are bleeding them dry apparently

Just use brave browser
I haven't seen an ad since 2014

>>214494291
Fucker lived a hunnert years

Thread is STILL split

>>214494347
Fuck it all the trannies and schizos are in the other ones, all the based guys are here

>>214494347
Thanks a lot asshole

>>214494318
Yeeeeup thats some comfykino

Kms

Florida is begging for a polio outbreak

>>214493400
Yeah you don't hear much about them since that time they blew up a few years ago.

You guys are retarded misanthropes

I am a gifted misanthrope

>>214494462
This is where Darwinism will come into play

Can I feed your dog some cholocate

do you guys want to join my multi-level marketing company

The other day when i was horny i took a picture of myself naked, and boy was i surprised how big my dick looked erect
Here i was thinking it was small, but I guess i'm a grower not a shower

thanks for reading my blog

we are in the other thread btw

Stay there

>>214494711
I like this thread more, it has no schizos

When will opportunity knock

i think god put me here just to torture me

the other thread is dead im moving here

>>214493277 (OP)
why are there 2 almost equally busy /cum/ threads?
did some little bitch throw a fit?
it doesn't matter who makes it or what the op image is
get a fucking life, anybody that gives a shit, then this thread must be your life, which in insanely sad and pathetic

>>214494888
>did some little bitch throw a fit?
angry tard

>>214494888
you seem pretty invested

>>214494953
saying I don't care, and that nobody else should be, is invested?

Bussy is closed until tomorrow.

>>214494982
no its just odd that you would seethe so much about it

>>214495030
asking why there are so many tards here is not seething, it just doesn't make any sense for anybody to give a shit

does it matter to you who makes the thread and what image they use?

Shit my pants award.

OINKEN SPOINKEN

You look like the last shit I took

>>214493775
those tits are too veiny

>>214493028

>>214493028

>>214493028

Painting my car with spray paint

this image changed my life

>>214495402
based shit stirrer

>>214495445
Big anglo cock

>>214495417
What color

>>214495445
why?

>>214495467
Orange

Homosexual rigamarole

if I was a mod at least half of the current posters on 4chan would be banned

>>214495559
that won't help with making $$$$ tho

>>214495573
yes it will because the really determined autists (most of the ones that would be banned) would just buy a pass (and then a new one when it gets banned, etc)

Remember when Apple used to make fun of trannies to sell their Macs?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756302503115223.webm

Microsoft motherfuckers let bygones be bygones
But since I'm Macintosh, I'mma double click your icon

>>214495559
But what about your 20lb German futa cock, Hans. Don't forget women only fuck German trannies ;^)

what did he mean by this?

>>214495657
What indeed.

WHAM! - Everything She Wants

>>214495649
>>214495657
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756909633826002.mp4

>>214493277 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc

>>214495677
would squeeze that bitch's head til it popped

>>214495640
Haven't heard that one in a while

rapeape is our king

>>214495683
Nice bbc, taj

>>214495710
one of the best written rap songs of all time imo

>>214495703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP7WJ82vqPg

The Kawasaki lives on

Im in China right now AMA

>>214495845
y the fuck u lyinnnn
y u always lyin

BBWARIORS WE OUT HERE

When people say weed has no withdrawals they are lying. It isn't bad but I feel chills and feel kind of groggy after smoking heavily for the past month and going cold turkey

>>214495881
Would plap

george i did a bad thing

>>214495923
Yeah sometimes I get insomnia too when I quit

>>214495949
Yeah the insomnia was bad. Even took an OTC sleeping pill and still had to wait hours before falling asleep.

>>214495932
larry I'm a cop

>>214495923
I saw a docu about German zoomers going to rehab for weed addiction.

I knew a guy who willingly went to rehab for weed, he still smokes tho

stubbed my toe and it hurt but i didn't look down
few minutes later
looked at my feet
toes were covered in blood
now i have to clean blood off the carpet

>>214496020
>rehab
That's a bit much. I just feel a little shitty. I don't feel some kind of rabid desire that I must smoke more weed to make the pain go away or whatever hard drug addicts go through

yeah
https://voca.ro/14DEBzCF2ViP

>>214493277 (OP)
There is no real bright future I don't see anything going well sadly it's too late

I heard Cassius Curio killed himself at Fort Moonmoth with no witnesses. He was arrested for diddling some Argonian kids. Come to find out he had dual citizenship in the Summerset Isles.

I've once again gaslit myself into thinking a woman was attracted to me. She revealed that she has a boyfriend today, but she's also saying "I'm so glad I have a friend on campus now let's get lunch etc etc" and saying how happy I make her, but I can't stand it, it breaks my heart to be around her now.
Should I just tell her how I feel about her? I either have to torture myself with her presence or let her down tremendously

>>214496433
You could burn the bridge you've built. Or you could get friendly with her and use her to get to her friends

>>214496433
kek why do women do this shit

My asspussy needs to be stimulated

I was working as a nigger on a cotton farm

>>214496478
>get friendly with her
Would really rather not, I've made literally dozens of female friends through this method and never a gf. I must just be hideous, but how can they not tell I'm into them? I give compliments, but how the hell am I supposed to flirt without being creepy? Really hate my life right now
>>214496525
It's because this is how they treat their fellow female friends and I'm a beta timid male so I get categorized that way in their mind

>>214496552
BBC fent reactor quantum rape holocaust

We are closer to 2050 than we are to the year 2000.

>>214496525
They want orbiters why else?
>>214496565
Just walk away. "I have a boyfriend" = "in your dreams loser"

How about a success story. Recently I went on a date and it seemed like the date was over then she suddenly revealed she hadn't been on a date in 6 years. We extended the date and there was a point where she just leaned into me and after that we just cuddled for an hour and set up the next date. Feelsgoodman

Did someone win the power ball yet

Please don't call me an unc but what does the wilted rose emoji mean? Again please don't say I'm an unc as I know what the Maoi head and skull emojis mean and I guess this new one just slipped through without me getting it.

>>214496531
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756943993229796.webm

>>214496642
Unc aaaaaaah ass

>>214496637
I'm ugly and short so I don't get to have success stories, and will likely kill myself within 5 years as I drive myself crazier and crazier through being lonely

>>214496433
My mom had a boyfriend when she met my dad at a disco bar. He gave her his number and said if she wants to hang out sometime to give him a call. Few weeks later she called him and said she dumped her bf. They dated for a few years, got married, had me, and they've been together for 40 years.

If you're romantically interested in a girl just tell her this, don't pretend you just want to be friends. That's stupid.

>>214496642
>>214496675
I didn’t see you said please I was just memeing idk

>>214496679
Boohoo nigga get a job

>>214496682
Pretty sure this isn't what's happening to me. She said "and my boyfriend lives in [place] so I'm there all the time"
Literally never mentioned him before in hours of conversation
I'm quite upset

>>214496679
unc if you're short the only way you're gonna get a girlfriend if it becomes something you want in addition to an epic life not something you need to keep yourself from necking

>>214496698
I have a job, what now?

>>214496719
My life is pretty great outside of this, but the lack of a gf is a massive gaping hole that crushes everything else.
I can't get over it

>>214496710
So don't hang out with her then. That's just torturing yourself. You don't necessarily have to tell her how you feel, just distance yourself. Either she legit has a BF and isn't interested, or she made it up and isn't interested. Either way, you've got nothing to gain by getting friendzoned. That's gay.

Happens to all of us bro, you can get past it tho. Lift some heavy weights and get shredded as fuck.

>>214496755
what does 4k look like

>>214496721
Quit bitching

>>214496721
Keep bitching

>>214496747
I feel so bad about it but you're right, I can't be around her.
I've started lifting weights as of a month ago.
What kills my confidence is the amount of times this has happened to me, this is like the 20th time I've been friend zoned, not even exaggerating. I must be so ugly
>>214496780
I will

Finally got the air compressor to stop overheating. Stupid radiator was so packed full of debris it couldn't run for more than 10 minutes before shutting off

It's dumbfounding how dumb my parents are
you'd think age would bring wisdom or some accumulated knowledge, but it's like they lack basic pattern recognition and the capacity to infer subtext
i guess it could be aging in part, but i'll point out something extremely basic and they'll be like "I would have never noticed that"

>>214496788
I've been friendzoned too, and I even did it to two girls and it wasn't pleasant. Wasn't because they were ugly either, just didn't have a lot going on upstairs and would've been a problem months down the line.

No matter how bad things get just remember: you could always be indian.

Hope none of you dumb bitches spent too much on the powerball because I am in it to win it!!

>>214496809
Mmm it finally breathe again

The ice cream truck passes by every Wednesday to scan my wifi network.

>>214496531
I masturbate my ass not my pussy

>>214496809
What are you airing up that needs more than 10 minutes or air? A bounce house?

>>214496820
Yeah I'll get over this eventually but right now I'm pissed and sad

>>214496862
A steel mill. It is supposed to run 6 or 7 days out of the week, 24 hours a day. Big ones like this just run non stop but have an unloading circuit to relieve power when it doesn't need to replenish

>>214496839
This story sounds schizo, but i used to work for a security company
anyways one day they posted me to a construction site in the middle of the desert next to a google data center
the construction company was working for google building a warehouse for them, but they didn't tell google they hired security to guard their stuff, so google's security team became suspicious of me like who is this guy
They ask for my drivers license, name etc, and then tell me to wait in my car
Like five minutes later this van pulls up directly behind my car all tinted windows--keep in mind this is in the middle of the desert--just sits there behind me for like 5 minutes then drives away

>>214496841
>>214496877
>>214496905
canada's not going too well right now is it

>>214496877
Chuds are truly evil and demented..

i'm only racist towards green apples. we need to restore society to pure red apples only.

>>214496963
Granny smith is the best for pie

Im thinking anime

Tranime

>>214496987
i don't listen to the opinions of greener-lovers.

I don't see color
You are all gorilla niggers to me

>>214496930
that's a matter of perspective

anime made me trans.

i love getting high and jacking off. and guess what? i’m high. and guess what else? i’m gonna go jack off

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm test

I deserve a 29-39 year old doting mommy gf

>>214496575
the future only has the potential to exist
if humanity were to go extinct before 2050, or if the gregorian calendar fell out of use, there would never be a 2050. because time is relative.

>>214496990
I look like this

I need a mature foreign woman to teach me sex
ideally she'd let me suck on her big mommie tits

>>214496642
heartbreak/heartbroken (sarcastic)

>>214497000
How dis make you feel red boi?

A rose with a broken stem represents a young maiden killed in her prime

(s)he’s (re)gai(ned)

>>214497014
I support you and your rights etc etc but maybe try watching some American cartoons just to see if your dysphoria resolves? Justice League? Primal?

srened

>>214497226
I was gonna post just that same thing but then decided it was too obvious and not worth the posting cooldown

>>214497166
she's a filthy racemixing WHORE

The Chelada is a Mexican beer cocktail that’s become my warm weather staple! With just three ingredients—Mexican lager, fresh lime juice, and a spiced salt rim—it’s an easy way to transform ordinary beer into something truly special.

we all know about the anime to tranny pipeline, but is the reverse achievable? somehow getting troons to detrans via a steady infusion of masculine animes?

>>214496877
Good. Fucking cockroaches.

All I really want is a qt gf to fart on my nuts when we fuck

1.4 billion dollar Powerball
I bought 12 tickets for tonight

Currently in downtown Vancouver.

Depending on the person, becoming "trans" is perfectly rational. You're short, frail, dainty, cute, etc. You SHOULD be crossdressing and presenting as a woman.

>>214497351
I'm praying for you

Currently in Dixon Illinois 61021

>>214497351
only 12? why not more bro? dont you want to win?

>>214497369
Dubs and I buy 10 dollars more

>ship is sinking you can only save 2
Robert (Unemployed, IQ 140)
Elaine (IG Thot, IQ 106)
Jaquavius (Doordasher, IQ 89)
Harper (Famous actor, IQ 102)
Sammy (Home Depot worker, IQ 96)
Jose (Math Teacher, IQ 99)
Horseshoe (Youtuber, IQ 93)
Diana (Student, IQ 100)
Maya (Busker, IQ 99)
Ted (Spongebob impersonator, IQ 92)

might have to get my haircut tomorrow

>>214497402
ted and sammy

>>214497402
Ted and Jose

why are people always going chyna chyna chyna
chyna isnt even trying to compete ideologically for the hearts and minds of people
and china is too closed off physically and culturally for it to seriously ever become that
like nobody actually has any loyalty towards chyna they just like the money
and if you actually start talking to people and thanks to the internet america i think has more cultural pull than at any time in history
then the freakout about the dollar it'd actually probably be a good thing if the value of the dollar drops a bit cause it'd more manufacturing easier
the whole america dead meme parroted every other week is tiring

>>214497402
ted and robert

>>214497402
save 2 girls and have sex with them

What image is fucking up the aspect ratio of the thread?

>>214497441
this one >>214497437

>>214497437
fuck you
the real goal of leftism is to be as subversive as possible
the goal is to flood the zone to the point where the receiving end no longer cares and then once they get to that point you can control them
that's the real point of propaganda

>>214497437
He has a big bulge

landlord in a loving age gap relationship

*brain griffin voice* ya know i could really go for a spot of pussy right now *dalmatian passing by makes a flirty expression* I said spot not spotted beat it freak

you people are so fucking gay omg

Wish I were taller than 170cm ;_;

>>214497481
*rapes you*

1 hour and 58 minutes until the Powerball drawing
58 minutes left to buy tickets

>>214497481
indian women generally dont go over wtf is 170cm i have no fucking idea what that is

>>214497482
post the webm not a jpg you goddamn luddite

Anyone want to kill me?
I have like 26k in my bank account, I'll give it all to you if you kill me

men who hate trump do it because they are the trumps of their own little sphere of influence and they can't resist the urge to throw their hat in the ring and go to bat against him, like how every Gallic chieftan had to try and stage his last stand against Caesar and get steamrolled.

women just hate him because he's a glubpf fascist orange who says no no words

>>214497545
I don't care, didn't read

>>214497534
no thanks

>>214497528
https://x.com/Codex_India3/status/1963289467604910156

>>214497534
why would you want to be killed by a fat ugly incel when you could probably find a hot girl to do it

>>214497534
i have way more than that no thanks

>>214497539
Big fan of this image

>>214497534
I can't accept such a high amount for such a worthless life
Perhaps we could negotiate a lower price?

I look like this

>>214497563
You look like a freaking idiot dude

You shouldn't cut anything off, so I guess "transsexual" is bad but it's fine to be "transgender" maybe? But I deny the concept of gender, just be a cute boy and crossdress and use a girl name and pronouns and accept that you're male and have a penis and that will never change.

Just my two cents.

19 year old gf keeps telling me (26) that i look like a high schooler

test

>>214497569
Rude

>>214497548
Robert DeNiro, Alec Baldwin, Mickey Rourke

all new york tough guy actors who couldn't resist the opportunity to sock it to the real life version of the villain from all their movies. gavin newsom is similarly just a real life version of the baldwin/deniro protagonists

fucking finally posting after 3 days

>>214497598
What'd you do

>>214497351
I got just the one ticket and thats all I need to WIN IT.

>>214497617
His wife is so ugly

you have been spending too much time in front of 'puter!

>>214497616
i got a three day ban for congratulating the /mena/ thread on israel taking out the houthi command apparatus

if i win the lottery i’ll give you all one dollar

>>214497616
called someone a nigger

What is the best site for pirate streaming anime?

>>214497642
fucking zoomer neck yourself

Imagine eating this good.

>>214497645
he has a huge cock

Janitors do deserve some respect, they delete botposts and illegal content

>>214497545
Trump lost among men (including white uneducated men) who have read at least one book in the past year. Because you have to be the worlds biggest stupidest sucker who consumes nothing but social media slop 24/7 to fall for his shtick after he fucked it up the first time. Hes also a fat demented pedophile.

>no no words
he doesnt actually do this

>>214497653
My day fucking sucked, but at least I can say my life isn't as depressing as yours

de niro

>>214497642
w(atch)c(artoon)o(nline)stream dot teevee

and remove the parantheses parts.

now don't ever ask again

/cum/ is a BIRD general

>>214497630
Im in it to win it.
I will not be giving any of you a red cent.
I will be giving a crisp million each to my family members and 10 million in honor of each of the spiritual and corporal works of mercy. The rest in a trust for my kid

>>214497665
Grow up.

>>214497659
>after he fucked it up the first time
you mean his first term where he started no new wars?

it'll happen again this term btw, and you'll still call them the warmonger party

>>214497659
you cant refute this
older i get i realize tate is unironically right
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxAZyEHH1LA

>>214497645
>calls black niggers
>still has a career
How did he get away with it

4chan is a CAT website

Newsflash there's nothing wrong with pissing yourself
Pee is sterile it's a liquid like any other

>>214497669
his kid trooned out

Cum is a yoshi general

>>214497708
anyone who has ever kept a piss bottle for months knows this is false

>>214497693
>you mean his first term where he started no new wars?
lol. demented cope, he escalated all ongoing wars and continually tries to provoke new ones.

>no but uhh Palestine would NEVER have attacked Israel if Drump was around!
Uh huh

>>214497696
>nooo dont try to think about anything just consoom harder! a brown sex trafficker says so!
uh huh

no one cares what i have to say on here anymore so why do i even bother coming here?

>>214497745
Maybe what your saying isn't interesting

>>214497733
gamo*

every little bit helps, have a heart.

>>214497745
are you the one schizoposting

>>214497743
>lol. demented cope, he escalated all ongoing wars and continually tries to provoke new ones.
so he started no new wars and prevented any new ones from starting because he's actually respected, is what you're saying? glad we agree

>>no but uhh Palestine would NEVER have attacked Israel if Drump was around!
>Uh huh
that's correct which is why you can only stammer in response

>>214497745
there's only like three people on /cum/ at any given time that are worth listening to
the rest just talk bullshit and are only worth shittalking
like this guy --> >>214497743
hey demon rat i heard chicago was very safe over the weekend

>>214497745
Nobody ever cared.

migrate soon
>>214497772
>>214497772
>>214497772

>>214497767
october 7th was actually a good thing because it gave the israelis a pretext to bomb the shit out of iran
netanyahu changing the destiny of the middle east and all them idiots focused on gaza lol

>>214497777
>12 gorillion posts early
Fr*ck off

>>214497775
want to lick your sweaty jiggly thighs and nibble on your earlobes and make you moan so fucking bad

>>214497761
Donate to Kidz4karz, goys.

>>214497784
interesting take. i haven't really followed the middle east that much, too much sandbox fatigue from the 2000s wars.
I'm just glad we're finally taking action on our side of the globe against drug trafficking rats

>>214497788
>7 posts to limit
get a grip you autistic outcast

>>214497790
Are you a cute girl or femboy?

>>214497772
>>214497772
>>214497772

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I’m not here to tolerate racism or disrespect. Let’s keep this space respectful, if that’s not possible, I’m out. Everyone deserves dignity, no exceptions

NIGGER
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>>214497834
i have mexican fatigue

>>214497845
Sir

I’m proud of who I am and where I come from. If my background makes you uncomfortable, that’s something you need to reflect on, not me. Respect goes both ways

>>214497880
nobody cares faggot