Thread 214494958

A corpulent American man on holiday in Europe enters a city hall and goes:
"FINALLY, a place where I can eat some bacon!! I'll take king size"
The receptionist, confused:
"I... beg you pardon? This is not a restaurant..."
The tourist, visibly offended, gets out and pointing at the building's façade shouts:
"Then why is that banner promoting it, huh? Are you insulting my intelligence??"
The worker follows him outside to look at what on earth he's referring to.
>"Sir..." he sighs, "that's the Latvian flag..."

>>214494958 (OP)
The real joke is an American ever visiting Latvia.

There is a Latvian community center near my house, I wonder if they sell bacon there or if they could at least hook a brotha up with some

>>214494993
Cute ngl, do it and record it hehe

>>214494958 (OP)
It could work but it needs to be a bit punchier, pretend the joke is your wife

>>214495804
Okay how would you improve it, let's hear it

>>214496081
It would work best as a comic desu
First panel: Amerimutt on mobility scooter is pointing angrily at waitress, there is word balloon above his head showing bacon
Next panel: Show mutt and waitress leaving restaurant, question mark over waitress head
Third: Mutt is pointing at Latvian flag waving looking just like bacon, waitress is shock!
Fourth panel shows mutt over waitress with smoking gun in his hand, waitress is huddled on ground to complete Loss.

>>214496209
Kek of course the American remake had to include gratuitous gun murder lmfao
But thank you, I'll take the suggestion to heart for when I export the comic to the US market

>>214496449
Try this
An American single mother on a mobility scooter enters a bar with her mutt faces orc baby. The orc baby sees the Finnish girl and vomits, a English man who is shitfaced drunk after having 2 beers slips in the vomit and lands on the tiny short Italian who was having a romantic dinner with his double first cousin. The hair midget Italian being retarded and wildly swings a punch and of course hits the Germany baby's giant forehead which takes up a meter by meter area which causes it to start screaming. The giant forehead baby's Turkish and paki immigrant parents come over. The dutch bartender is enraged and comes over to the English twink who just vomited and screams "don't you insult my wife like that!"