Thread 214496107

twiggy

neigh

former best friend who I haven't spoken to in over a decade but who always sends me emails on my birthday just sent me an email saying she has tickets to oasis on saturday and asking if I want to come

no thank you

Rorke's collectibles

>>214496150
they're sexually mature women it's not noncey at all

>>214496140
>>214496149
boiling

>>214496140
nigga got the push to inflate cock and bollocks

twiggy is a cute edition

>>214496171
is that patricia neal?
who is that?

>>214496168
not sure about that one.

doin a watch

erm

I think Vladimir Putin has autism. I can see the signs in him.
I'm not saying this as a Ukraine shill or something. This is just an objective and unbiased assessment.

im horse
good boy? yes(?)
:3

>>214496194
yeah

>>214496235
:)

>>214496232
I thought he was all dead an that an the putins are all imposters

>>214496234
horse is good
like beef, slightly stronger

>>214496124
you didnt answer my question

why do the french bastards always eating the horses?

un cheval!!

>>214496140
reminder that even in minor surgery theres a significant chance of nerve damage, even if clitoral tissue was used to make the glans the chance of it having any sensation at all is almost zero, let alone sexual pleasure

britain was a better society when the tabloids published photos of topless 16 year olds

grim that i cheated on my girlfriend and got stuck with the one i cheated with which i didn't want

nth for the baddiedem

>>214496327
you didnt answer my question

>>214496324
blgo on

>>214496324
you get what you deserve

>>214496348
don't deserve that

>>214496327
who is this sexy demon

out for walk

The John Wick series is more realistic than you might think.

got haemorrhoids

>>214496249
Taychon propellers go brrrrrr

>>214496364
No one cares about your stupid economics shit (it's all made up anyway)

>>214496395
>No one cares
>I dont care
ftfy

speak for yourself instead of others like a grown man

>>214496416
I speak for all mankind because I am Emperor.

>>214496435
a vision of hell

>watching youtube video about irish people attacking immigrants
>comment section is thousands of indians shitting on britain whom they seemingly believe to be are the same country

bizzare people

>>214496335
I did, see >>214495790

>>214496358
Summerxiris

>>214496451
indians don't know what's coming to them

>>214496235
too cute

>>214496451
ez mistake

>>214496358
>>214496465
>demon
Oh you meant catberg, nevermind

need rorke eviscerated, torn limb from limb, thrown in a fire, pissed on his grave, parodied in tales, and rejected from both heaven and hell forced to wander the earth forevermore

>>214496451
yeah they should know the British don't fight back against their replacement

>>214496497
bit much!

>>214496232
Pentagon were way ahead of you
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/

>>214496504
Neither do the Irish thougheverbeit

>>214496465
thank you saar

>>214496465
>I'm counting score, holodem in the lead still
that doesnt answer why, not even a bit

>>214496107 (OP)
I wish a woman like this would like a ugly autistic man

this is the way the ruling class see the natives they rule

>first day of uni semester
>tranny dressed like a fucking witch complete with pointy hat in my first seminar
>wearing a covid mask to hide his ugly mug
>lad is like 6’5 with huge shoulders
well this will be an interesting semester

are people finally realising that "the economy" actually has very little to do with their living standards, and is just used to convince them that actually their country is fine?

>>214496627
Its like how people say gdp is growing but the quality of our lives are worse

In russia they have little robots that deliver food to people
In the UK the governent brings africans and asians to deliver food
https://x.com/i/status/1963386574454100097

>>214496610
Panam would x

>>214496680
I doubt it because I am describe as relatively good looking but I am autistic and I kind of don't like to talking to people because no one has similar interests to me

>>214496671
chavs and niggers would rob them constantly

>>214496671
in england the robot would be smashed up by chavs

Butterface mexican ting will be getting micked tonight by yours truly x

found judys missions and plotline to be boring, was simply going through the motions completing them

>>214496689
>>214496699
Ah yes the "chavs" would and not the feral blacks and Pakistanis of course

>>214496232
Most high-functionning leaders have autism, Hitler was famously a turbo-sperg.

>>214496714
i said niggers didn't i you stupid cunt

>>214496714
>just get arrested bro

catyank found dead in a ditch

>>214496758
piss on his corpse

>>214496619
They already won: Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch, Rishi, Khan and the others running your developing country are all colonial citizens. They literally have dual citizenship and spent much of their time in their other countries.

Olukemi In particular keeps ranting about traditional Yoruba values and why Britain must adopt things like stoning gays to death. That’s why the Conservative Party she leads keeps screaming about faggots.

The colonies won and they’re forcing brutal traditional laws on your country and even captured your traditionalist parties.

We objectively benefit when leftists fight to end Zionist control of our countries, even if they have hatred of whites in their heart while they do it. That’s why I critically support left-wing groups that are waging war on AIPAC and the ADL.

For this reason, I can see a scenario where Jews allow or even covertly support the far right and even “neo-Nazis” in USA, Canada, Australia, UK, etc as long as they focus their violence on anti-Zionist activists.

That puts us in a strange position. One where supporting a figure like Jeremy Corbyn, who wishes to end Britain’s Zionist commitment and shut down high finance, is strategically and materially better for whites in the end than all of the far right orgs engaging in gangster violence against anti-Zionist/anti-war activism to the joy of the jews for practically nothing in return.

We can’t allow the nationalist movement to fall back to its unfortunate Cold War state, when so many groups were just Western intelligence assets or organized crime enforcers. Your better off doing nothing than doing the wrong thing.

>>214496758
Ohhh nooo

>>214496619

Why does the middle class hate the English working classes so much more than the imported working classes, despite the English working class being far less violent and much more socially liberal than the imports? Is it a thing about the middle classes being able to see themselves in the chavs but no the mandem?

gaviscon SWALLOWED
foul taste in the back of my throat GONE
'gel raft' to float atop my stomach acid and prevent reflux FORMING

>>214496775
Are you saying that homosexuality is a traditional British value

>>214496619
Terrifying. Norf FC will inherit Britain.

>>214496777
Who is 'us' you greasy anti-american wop

does she not understand she's a public figure, all her finances are subject to public scrutiny and it'll all come out, in public?

is she hugely retarded?

I don’t like that kind of talk

been noticing that dadberg's dinner conversation material and /brit/'s political discussion have been converging as of late

>>214496813
been avoiding the news. been avoiding 4chan for that matter. but here I am now and keep seeing this woman. need this all explained.

ok i'm back

>>214496837
Your dadberg talks about poo

STUPID GINGER SLAPPER

cannot be that my runtlet son is also a /brit/ poster

wish i were black

>>214496842
it's not a big deal, it's just getting spammed all over, particularly on here because some tasteless freaks want to shag her

>>214496790
>much more socially liberal
Is that supposed to be a good thing

>be me
>be gay
>say i want to cum inside you to another homo unprompt
>aw ur sweet
>say it to a girl
>ummmm policia?
strange times

>>214496880
for middle class people? yes because tney're more similar

>>214496849
Dad calls her the “ginger growler” for some reason and it makes me uncomfortable

>>214496890
always been like that mate

>>214496874
alri angie

>>214496790
If it's anything like here, it's because hating your own race is accepted and even celebrated in (((post-war Western culture))), while saying or thinking anything remotely negative about browns is a war crime.

>>214496906
but girl make baby she want cum?

>dad drives clapped out volvo
>neighbour's dog still missing over a year later

>>214496842
Posted a letter without paying her stamp tax

>>214496854
>me own fookin' son
>a /brit/ postah

i really dont get these prison sentences
you tried to murder someone
only 7 years?
a child even

Wanka!!!!!

>>214496932
......not on is it

>>214496924
not with you rorke

>>214496956
found you

>>214496842
she was told to pay a certain amount of stamp duty by legal advisors. she paid it. that turned out to be incorrect. she reported herself and said she needs to pay more. tories including jeremy hunt who forgot he owned 11 properties are of course outraged.

>>214496951
he should have gotten a medal

>>214496790
Because they've interacted and formed bonds with the browns of their own class.

And because people have literally always loved crying over browns, Dickens talks about upper class women crying over starving Africans whilst artful dodger types were starving on their own street. It's just a yearning to care for a retarded, gruntlike, dead-eyed, pre-deluge creature who never bit the apple of knowledge

*bans being a bender*
Nothin personal westoid

>>214496967
you can buy cinnamon and sugar and make your own cinnamon sugar
if you buy it premixed in fact you're a bit of an idiot

>>214496986
>protests in the UK about it
odd
grim!

>>214496986
EH OH CAPTAIN JACK
BRING ME BACK TO THE RAILROAD TRACK

and another thing:
brown sugar tastes better

Lying in bed. Toil tomorrow evening. Today was a productive day really team

>>214496986
just installed grindr in protest

i want to lick her lovely face

What causes people to look like this

>>214497022
is your willard engorged?

just had a quote on quote 'peanut butter and "jelly"' sandwich for the first time in my life. must say........ it tasted good

>>214496999
Built for BWC

Hackers linked to M&S breach claim responsibility for Jaguar Land Rover cyber-attack
Britain’s biggest carmaker halts production at key sites after English-speaking hackers disrupt IT systems

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/sep/03/hacking-group-linked-to-marks-and-spencer-cyber-attack-claim-responsibility-for-jaguar-land-rover-hack

>>214497030
To look like what?

>>214497064
like that picture

>>214497064
like this

>>214496986
I unironically wish him well, if every African country was led by abased dictator they wouldn't come here

Why is spaki running defence for Angela Reina?

>>214497048
crunchy peanut butter and raspberry jam
lush

>>214497048
yeah its peng

>>214497082
yes they would

>>214497073
>>214497073
ugly bitch

>>214496971
SHES A DISGRACE

>>214497088
>crunchy peanut butter
sort yourself out

I would fuck @reformsarah
peak british rose

>>214497082
lol

>>214497093
in fact, they'll come even more claiming to be gay and fleeing persecution

>>214497104
ameriqueens > shitish daffydills

>>214497103
kys nigger

>>214497109
speaking from experience french boy xxoxo?

>>214497103
smooth is peng
crunchy is peng
you are neng (neng is a new word which means stupid)

I have never eaten peanut butter in my life and have no plans to start doing so.

on the way

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

no no no
only smooth roasted salted with strawberry preserves
only peanut butter and jelly acceptable

>>214497135
neng

>>214497122
i'm oppressed because i'm a gamer
nothing to do with africa and benders

fizzy grapefruit cherry coconut peach lemonade

>>214497135
only cos your uncle put it around his knob that time and got you bark as he forced it on you

can ah pet that dawg

>>214497135
>no plans to start doing so.
This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message, and the word choice is bland.

>>214497115
lets trade, remember the UK has no tariffs because we love you guys :)

*leaves a greggs steak bake on the kitchen side* right gazfield, I'm up the road for a few... don't you scran this pasty

>>214497135
would you eat some if i let you touch my wilberforce?

>>214497183
sausage roll and two hash browns

imagine working at a greggs in london
and watching all those urban youths just walk in and take everything lol

beg clip cab
or
bi calc gyp

>>214497209
does that happen outside of your imagination?

>>214497187
Have you visited the Wilberforce House Museum in Kingston upon Hull? It's absolutely wonderful

>urban youths
Katy springing up from her seat!

>>214497209
crodie on till: tek it tek tek it

British socialite Nicky Browne (1941 - 2010), 5th August 1967. She was the widow of Tara Browne, heir to the Guinness fortune.

why do people shoplifr from lidl when they could go to waitrose instead?

>>214497249
lidl is closer

>>214497221
it happens in brighton i've seen it myself countless times

one day i went to lidl

>>214496805
>vey
>vats
which esl foreigner made this crap
nobody talks like that

>>214497264
grim

so many fitties shopped at my lidl when i was in london

>>214497243
she has a tamagotchi

crodie working at greggs
>me want to mek sausage roll

PHWORRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214497266
I believe some londoners speak that way

>>214497292
shut up you clueless yank twat

>>214497282
yes we will send them to islands to be with each other and away from women and children
it will be a very very good thing

so we're all excited for the final episode of the season for Dandadan tomorrow right?

>>214497137
lil blk boys built for BWC

>>214497312
nah reading the manga instead

>>214497299
you fool

>>214497282
MAAAAAAAAAATE

funny how sikhs are allowed to carry massive knives 'for religious reasons' but native english people aren't. weird really

>>214497282
white men sexually harassing AFABBOC (Assigned Female At Birth Bodies Of Colour) is an endemic societal issue rorke

hornswaggling at the haberdasherie

>>214497335
not on

thats cos "native english" is an oxymoron

>>214497282
MAAAAAAAAAATE

funny car advert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI

Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.

>british people citing their native claims to their lands after btfoing native people for hundreds of years.
You're lucky the immigrants dont put you on to reservations

>>214497282
I ashamed to be a white male
We are so evil lads :(

>>214497363
oh look it's goldie lookin' retard from abyffyddwyllygogh

>>214497383
and who will pay their gibs?

>>214497282
Why’re white men like this

>>214497377
I have congenitally weakened heart muscles and could quite easily suffer a heart attack, should I click and watch this video?

>>214497391
bodied that runt.

>>214497391
beady eyed saxon

>>214497377
that vid was doing the rounds when I was at school in about 2006 lol
nice and relaxing and MASSIVE fucking screech at the end
good times

>>214497377
fuck sakes. spilled my coffee

>>214497335
Carry a claymore and say you have scottish ancestry.

>>214497391
done him

>>214497377
watched this but in the hd version and felt weird

>>214497377
KIN ELL

harry potter and the bro tier sikhs

so quick

No civilization has ever collapsed because it prays too much

>>214497421
better yet, carry this and pretend to be a drug addicted doctor whose leg hurts

eating drugs

>>214497377
i wonder if some oldnigga actually died of a heart attack to this kek

/brit/ theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAqy1i2hEA

>>214497335
not true though is it

Back in my day the thing was to trick people into searching "blue waffle"

>>214497282
this one always actually makes me so angry. makes it so obvious they don't actually care about women being harassed

/brit/ is sorely lacking in proper military discipline. I'm going to whip this place into shape.

>>214497486
lemon party was nice

nan gets a bit lonely on her own lads so I've said she can post here if that's alright wiv yous

British TV shows are so good, I like this one where the white chud has a literal folder of printed transphobic memes

adam friedland called brits pathetic on his podcast with amanda knox

>>214497610
who and who?

im a dom top

>>214497610
who and murderer?

>>214497620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGsy-v71R9I

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.

adam's really having his big moment with this israel stuff isn't he

glinner as well, getting locked up for posting YWNBAW at troons and whatnot. what a time for the heroes of /brit/!

Woah

>>214497632
see >>214497634
>>214497638
i wish OJ didnt die, he wouldve been a perfect podcast guest

>>214497646
things that never happened

>>214497646
nah im pretty sure its because u do be brown doe

>>214497634
im not watching that shit. Podcasts are for lonely retards

>>214497485
yes

ssh

Love French women me

>Christian gyaldem
3 + (2 maybe)
>Christian baddiedem
3 + (2 maybe)
>Christian holodem
5 + (2 maybe)

Pray for the gyal x baddiedem

>>214497658
In Belfast? It’s not unlikely Kek

>>214497699
0 mate get a grip

>>214497705
you see the guy you don't think england, you think durka durka

>>214497699
this is more pathetic than catyank

my response the my haters:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw3Z8Oa7E3Y

>>214497486
>>214497510
pen island

>>214497674
>Podcasts are for lonely retards
damn man, this feels like a personal attack. Maybe I should do some self reflecting

Thinking about buying a Gulfstream on finance 0% deposit

amanda knox's italian boyfriend was so cute
they should have been having italian babies instead of all what happened :(

everything infuriates me these days

the gf used to work down at the sperm bank til she got fired for drinking on the job

>>214497766
oh yea? *bes french in your /brit/*

>>214497779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTBMznLrWs

>>214497704
She is from Paris!!
https://youtu.be/dbwIK1GRmoM

4chan is so ESL these days
Every board is full of them
Nothing but bad ESL text all over all the boards
It's just like twitter full of indians and nigerians
I swear it's the same everywhere all over the internet now
Everywhere has the same zoomer ESL speech and text all over it
There is no escape

Any radical larry man in

>>214497798
a slanty born in a stable...

That backstory for Hodor in Game of Thrones was like so fuckin slutty and I swipe left

>>214497806
This isn’t funny

woke up, fell asleep for another 5 hours, woke up again, want to sleep but can't fuck my life

>>214497712
Disagree, my observation is sound

want to go to bed just waiting for the waters in my food pipe to go down taking ages ffs

>>214497846
Prove you’re Russian

>>214497765
he was actually austrian ethnically but born in southern italy, he talks about in his books and how he was bullied for being blonde etc

I should have one of these
he should impregnate me

>>214497806
this is funny

Hello mates.

Fucking grim life I lived
>stalked when I was 14
>raped at 15
>relationship with bdp woman at 16

>>214497872
Alri catyank

>>214497872
fuck off

I can bend my knee almost all the way if I only use the muscles on my thigh (like lifting my leg while lying on my back so it would bend from gravity) but if I try to do it the normal way it stops at like 110 degress

fucking helicopter be quiet

Saint Ephraim the Syrian was an Orthodox Christian in the fourth century and one time he was going to debate a heretic and he took the heretic's book and glued all the pages together so that the heretic couldn't read his notes and then the heretic gave up and left.

>>214497925
>>raped at 15
did the culprit go to prison?

>>214497967
no it's basically pointless to report a woman

Those black folk sure do make some rambunctious sounding music.

It's like they're on a separate wavelength or something.

>>214497970
did you get revenge?

>>214497980
Not really I live really close to her and she harasses me all the time

>>214497970
>raped by a woman
You absolute homo.

>>214497872
Good evening fine fellow

>>214497993
t. incel
kys

>>214498003
>>214498003

>>214497989
that's not on
wish i could help you la

>>214497982
she looks like ruby granger

>>214497806
this is neither funny nor unfunny

>>214498010
Bit early.

>>214497925
Is that what that show baby reindeer or whatever is about
Haven’t seen it

>>214497982
chungus gf

>>214497868
cute