Thread 214498003

amelia edition

Peng arse that

sensitive young man sub-edish

Kinda c tier gyal desu

fat ginger farmer gf 2025

>>214497982
they broke up because she "realised" she was lesbian btw lel

wagwan bluds

>>214498058
Blud clued in on the deep lore

propa Detroit techno track
https://youtu.be/MY__-j3Vxn4

>>214498003 (OP)
i want to bite her jewish bum

>>214498063
alri jamaicat

so there was this giant kilometre high castle, outer walls going straight up for ages, and its under constant siege by these game of thrones type zombies but all the peasants live around the base of the wall and keep getting fucked up by them. and certain people have these hooks attached to the back of their clothes and have to bring supplies up the wall by holding onto them and getting pulled up with pulleys. anyway i met this quirky girl who was one of those and we were conspiring to sneak into the castle for safety, which involved me become a rope person and almost falling off and dying but we made it up to a secret tunnel in the wall half way up then i woke up

>>214498063
booombaclot dem rasta cat

>>214498077
Are you gingerpedo, catyank?

>>214498077
YES LAD! big up the massive!

new lady gaga not that good lads

Tell me how much of this you are able to stomach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S83CS13cpsw&list=PLQMIxk5fnV9ihgoOjvbv7fkE2YOlhBpnW&index=72

millionaire

>>214498003 (OP)
*drop kicks her into the pool*
Begone harlot.

>>214498115
no way. lady gaga? not that good? no way

>>214498116
https://youtu.be/w-2LrQ3szjM

>>214498063
catyank
they said yous was dead in a ditch

>>214498111
No. He is of the devil.

>>214498124
i like her icl

would appreciate it if someone could provide me with a webm of garnacho's bicycle kick

>>214498115
ga ga oo ra ra

watching family guy

>>214498149
started watching it, turns out it's funny

Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.

One time they offered to promote Saint Ephraim the Syrian to the office of Bishop but he started rolling around in the dirt and pretending that he had gone mad. This was done out of humility so that people wouldn't praise him.

>>214498159
shut up meg

>>214498178
sound

peta
the horse is here

i'm blade she call me bladee
angel or demon maybe

>>214498181
would have just said no thanks myself

>>214498003 (OP)
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF

load of uninteresting, unambitious arseholes

>>214498190
https://voca.ro/13QTC1g7HKCo

>>214498138
maybe you shouldn't

>>214498213
she's good

>>214498208
don't call my arsehole unambitious

>>214498116
every comment is just laughing at them
i guess their actual fans don't watch

>>214498210
lol

Thinking about Chappell Roan.

>>214498240
yeah?

>>214498240
shes for the girls and the gays

>>214498225
she's not

clicked because of the meme title but it's actually a real banger
https://youtu.be/tGdbXTdVFVU

>>214498240
something dirty about her looks like she's smelly

>>214498294
thursday in the 4hl

>>214498256
https://voca.ro/1fAiznSof48d

>>214498254
i opened the vocaroo saar

>>214498319
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214498256
need her to do that on my cock

>>214498312
https://voca.ro/1hNGIDPZVKIV

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iYfPqg7aXH8

nourishing my intellectual curiousity

>>214498319
why does she have peter's chin

>>214498319
read the rules mate

>>214498334
>taking advice from an unemployed german incel
not for me

*attacks you puppy style*

>>214498319
holy fuck
i'm cumming

>>214498204
In the Orthodox Church there is a tradition called the Fool for Christ or the Holy Fool. It is where a person acts in a foolish or crazy manner so that people don't praise him. It is an act of humility. Saint John of Moscow is an example.

george droyd fent reactor

>>214498357
interesting little fellows

Sex with Emma

>>214498357
:3

>>214498378
some schizo indian ascetics do that too but its more about returning to an innocent joyful state

george droyd niggatech ai

>>214498378
https://voca.ro/12s4BWS1HQDD

wonder why google maps is fucked in china. how do the people get around?

>>214498388
thoughts on the new hermione?

>>214498417
middle class people few the working class as subhuman beasts that need to be kept in check

>>214498421
they use baidu not google which has its own maps

just threw up

>>214498417
https://voca.ro/11nNCsIbF1fU

crazy how i feel like shit all day every day

>>214498421
Nigga you’re right there, shouldn’t you know?

don't they just make their own version of all the big american tech companies? i remember reading about the netflix guy and he said he had given up because he knew china would never allow them to launch in china so he just licences out netflix shows to the chinese streamers

this is what britain is all about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRm0akZ9_Ag

banter

>>214498453
chinas so based

>>214498478
germans really do be like that :Skull:

>>214498469
lmfao

>>214498417
I don't get it [serious]

>>214498433
the more you know
>>214498447
ive quite literally never gone more than 100km away from my city

I wonder where he is now

>>214498116
turned it off after five seconds

>>214498388
Girl looks rough these days

>>214498469
based wife beater

>>214498500
on /brit/

>>214498453
they do, or they require american multinationals to set up a chinese subsidiary owned in part by the CCP. its why you see massive gaming companies like blizzard fold immediately to chinese interests in ways they might not for other countries

>>214498428
She's too young for me to say anything sexual about.

rorke will retire after this one

>>214498531
crazy

We love the Japanese ladies, don’t we folks?

>>214498542
whoever drew this mustve been giggling to themselves

>>214498562
screaming

>>214498555
i love all women who wear latex

>>214498542
I'm a republican who doesn't eat foreign slop, doesn't care for football, doesn't drink and doesn't drive

>>214498599
you dont have sex either

>>214498566
https://voca.ro/1l48ibR97r7X

>>214498584
i clicked to see more but it just pauses the webm

>>214498612
dnt know it wrks fr me

>>214498584
She has asymmetrical ears

>>214497868
cute

>>214498625
dont care i love 'tex

what does /brit/ think of druski's viral whiteface performance

>>214498650
he isn't a pretty woman in latex (of any colour) so i dont care

>>214498611
leftypol sees nothing wrong with argument

morty i'm pickle rick!
i'm picke rick morty!

>>214498650
he looks better white

I need to lose weight haha

>>214498612
mug

>>214498709
mexican

Are brits rude? if yes, why?

https://voca.ro/1mJMVZOzRejW
Thread theme

>>214498795
no we're actually quite polite

oh shit, it's the Horizon mission

>>214498761
https://voca.ro/1fzdUzIOyzx3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JPoyeRMEZI
>brixham, paignton and torquay all mentioned
rivierabros...

>>214498845
don't like when people talk about my county
we're supposed to be irrelevant

>>214498828
oh okay. I'm glad. It would be weird for you guys to be mean. you have had many incredible authors who are loved all around the world.

Did you lads ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?

>>214498862
thank you!!

>>214498856
we are mate dont fret

>>214498863
this says a lot about society

>>214498863
mad how we literally almost unified in 1941
imagine the kino

had a good first try run in spelunky 2 but died in ice caves by accidentally sticking a bomb to myself. don't know how it happened, I think the yeti king yelled and destroyed a block right when I was placing a bomb on it so it stuck to me (shit game design)

just found a bit of ganja under my sock and reflexively said 'aw, noice, facking noice, aye?'

enjoying your vocas, voca yank. you have a talent lol

>>214498971
https://voca.ro/17zzpnr4Dasl

>>214498965
don't like women

>>214498965
I'd put a ring on that. She looks like a girl you could meet here.

>>214498965
bet she would wear latex if you asked her <3

watching Educating Yorkshire
reminiscing

>>214498986
oh no is that what a leaf accent sounds like?

i've seen that name but i'm not them

>>214499080
It’s Indians in Canada trying to do the Jamaican roadman accent

>>214498622
nose piercing fucking ruined it

>>214499097
ah you know that actually makes sense. you nailed it

>>214498003 (OP)
built for BWC

>>214499073
>reminiscing
About how grim public school is in this country?

Need to eat Emma Watson's shit.

>>214499132
yeah

lads
Just read that there may be a correlation with your index/ring finger ratio and dick size

Appanrelty the larger the Ring/Index length, the longer your penoir.
But evidence is rather weak. It seems to be a stronger indicator than shoe size which every daft cunt seems to think is the give away though.

>>214499150
bet you ever did youd find it disgusting

Silksong today lads

making room for racism

ow I got head static and woke up trying to scream (couldnt)

where is everyone UwU

~_~

I swallowed a bunch of spit and rebreathed my air and ended up quite dizzy again (based Pringles)

>>214499259
ow you poor baby
drink some water or lucozade and maybe have a warm bath or some fresh air (or both)

smashed off my nut on weed and whisky

stone cold sober right now

>>214499341
You're not going to live long like that mate

ummmmmmmm
hmm

>>214499346
kitm

>>214499346
Wrong!

somehow got 500k xp yesterday with those raids or something
which is insane
a few times I have done literally nothing and gotten more XP quicker. I have to figure that out before the event ends

arteta out blud

all arteta time

quite like the ''chelsea, chelsea, chelsea'' chant if im being honest
got a nice rythm to it

>>214499258
I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong... no Vietnamese ever called me an incel.

reminder

smeargle should be allowed to learn spacial rend in Pokemon Go

Gyaldem

Today's menu

>>214499486
I will do it still
jerking off is healthy and nice

>>214499511
when are Burkina Faso playing?

the lads

>>214499511
How’s are Bale gonna fare against the woman hater country?

>>214499538
hes retired...

>>214499551
Fuckin ell I haven’t kept up with the footy since last euros

>>214499523
Djibouti away at 5pm tomorrow

>>214499537
Michael Dorn did a voice acting role in Fallout (2 AND New Vegas) where he plays a raider and shouts "I am NOT a merry man" like Worf did in this episode

LIttle bit of trivia to brighten your day.

By the way, I never cared for Vash.
Don't think Picard would have fallen for a creature such as that.

nigga why are the starter Pokemon all taking 10+ balls to catch
I have no Pokeballs left
I spent 16 Pokeballs on a glitched Pokemon that had run

>>214499615
yeah fit etc

You make my wiener turn blue (ooh ooh ooh ooh oohoohooh)

>>214499583
that is a neat fact thank you

where do you buy portable battery banks

brap

>>214499637
amazon

>>214499647
in real life

>>214499637
bloke in pub

>>214499651
amazon

>>214499639
lovely botty

hmm maybe a gypsy will steal one for me

>>214499639
what kind of freak walks around in public like that

anime girl failed to eat her burger!

>new leader of the scottish green party
you wouldn't wouldn't yae
WUDN'T YAE, AYE?

>>214499671
Every woman in Britain over the age of 15

>>214499639
lovely but vulgar

>>214499674
*boots her head off*

>>214499682
western civilization on a mad one

>>214499686
good post

rorke

Got the BadlandsChugs on

>>214499681
could pick up sky tv on those lugs

>>214499674
why are you posting vtubers in /brit/ at 5am in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBkOK65XhNU

Timothy ain't ready for this one

>>214499714
it's not a vtuber I am posting random stuff from my old 4chan folder i found

why is 1200 * 30 like 22000 miles

this says a lot about society

any jackfruit mandems...?

ktim

>>214499753
>any jackfruit mandems...?
shut up

>>214499753
Is that what that is?
We have one of those nibbas at every grocery store. I assume there's at least one guy buying it.

>>214499759
based

>>214499757
dont like a bloke that looks like that pretending to be an incel
its not right

TIMBBBBBEERRRRR

I am missing 3 hours out of the day that I need to make up somehow

>>214499759
cool your jets mate
>>214499775
great for your digestive system it is

James
@CaucasianJames

wish i worked in an office in pre-70s times when i could say "hey, lookin' good doll!" to women as they walked past and maybe even give their bums a cheeky pinch

>>214499790
settle down, poojeet

which*

need the imminent collapse of society and a violent dystopia to develop

Emma Watson and me locked in a confined space and she's feeling mighty gassy.

>>214499838
*boots her head off*

and I

poo

rorke the type of nigga do practise his golf swing in his office in between shots of whiskey

this bulbasaur has some kind of weird stormy background

>>214499883
hello vietmong, how have you been mate?

>>214499826
il n'y a pas lieu de s'énerver putain

rorke putting his laces through in a 1v1 against the keeper
leftypol dribbling the keeper and chipping it in

>>214499910
racismlad? toilberg paying me to do fuckall all day so pretty good yeah

always thought jack kelso was the more compelling character in LA Noire than cole phelps

nobody wanted a shiny rookidee (or shiny jangmo). in my collection they remain :( I have 4 jangmo-os

>>214499922
pas énervé, je te remets juste à ta place

>>214499960
shiny rorkeidee

>>214499959
wasn't he corrupt or something?

>>214499953
that's good to hear mate, how many dongs do you get paid?
as long as you stay outta me country i have no problem with you (we're full you see)

neighbour turned on a white noise machine because of my breathing, thats pretty bad
>>214499972
would call one of them that if it had good IVs for me to keep it

>>214499973
no, quite the opposite actually. while phelps was a police detective, kelso was a PI and went against his employers when he realised they were corrupt

don't mess with me sunshine i'll flip your nickel i mean i'll flick your nipple

>>214499998
the guy you're with in vice, he was corrupt wasn't he?

>>214500014
yeah but cole hated him

send them all back

>>214500021
been years since i played it
great game but still wasted potential

shiny Corvisquire is the best Pokemon in the game
it looks like the corporeal beast!

>>214499977
10m every month so im quite chuffed
>as long as you stay outta me country i have no problem with you (we're full you see)
couldnt pay me to go there mate

Alex Honnold is a madman

what does it mean when your farts smell like actual poo

>>214500045
>10m every month
ain't that like a tenner in real money?

regirock regirock
regirock rerereregirock

>>214500086
means the mole is reaching for air

>>214500048
He's really not. Not by the standards of most of the other guys who do what he does. He is alive because he's unusually careful for a free solo climber. Moreso now that he has wife and kids but he was already like that before. There was another documentary about a guy I'd characterize as more like the typical. That guy is dead now. He died on a non-solo mountain expedition but I figure he would have been toast in an over/under of 5 years anyway. He did free solo ice climbing. That is beyond daredevil behavior. It's just soft suicidal.

>tales of transformation 3/8
>game literally just says "no" not yet
ebic

i think krysten ritter is the most attractive woman in the world (especially when she was playing jane in breaking bad), but even now in her 40s i'd still crawl through a mile of glass shards to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her

>>214500120
>to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her

>>214500114
Why do people annoint him as the #1 freeclimber? Is it just the one person they know like Shaun White?

>>214500144
>Is it just the one person they know like Shaun White?
yeah

Shaun White
8/10 cats does countdown

>>214499939
leftypol attempting a panenka and passing it to the keeper
rorke hititng it top bins

>>214500120
ok

playing mass effect 2
such a generous game

>>214500094
ahaaa jokes

hmmmmmmmm

rorke not getting a perfect IV hundo Pokemon in 5000 catches
being 130/151 for the kanto dex in this kanto celebration. hopefully there is a mew (or whatever!)

>>214499825
ktim

2,100XP to rorke for his excellent throw on bulbasaur

>>214500193
i actually converted that and it's less than what i was making in a week when i was working a shitty part time job, is nam really that poor? why don't you make a flappy bird game and make $50,000 a day like that other vietnamese lad?

2100XP to rorke again on da bulbasaur nuber 2

>>214500254
really your shitty part time job pays more than 540 aud per week

>>214500240
*makes a gang sign with my hands that spells out ktim*

>>214500268
you... i know you... chelsea threads

>>214500317
afraid youve got me confused with someone else mate

rorke accepts a quest

youtube videos are too long

buddy Pokemon at excited state next berry run surely

a shiny wobuffet... hh

>>214500268
yes

pokémon's world is wild
and you just know prof oak sent ash so he could bang his mum silly
>yea kid, go away and fill this pokédex for me, eh? i'll stay here and continue my "research"

>>214500343
rorke on his quest to slay leftypol

>>214500385
thats based

got a new carpet and sheets and bedding and a sheepskin and a few decorations for my room
got some furniture and paint too
feeling lightheaded cause this carpet has toxic chemicals in it or somehting

ze doctor vill see you now

>>214500384
not that shitty then is it. and youre not taking into account the cost of living
for example a nourishing, hot bowl of authentic pho here costs 10 times less than it would in australia

>>214500402
sure but still a bit messed up

good idea

>>214500411
shh lie back and think of the GDP

>>214500419
>>214500419
>>214500419

>>214498555
I’m not a fan

>>214498965
Revoke women’s voting rights

>>214498542
It was never about foreign food and drink and stuff. They know that. They know what’s it about.

>>214500385
how many times are you going to bring up prof oak shagging ash's mom
this is literally the 5th time ive seen you do it
are you some 50 year old freak who lives vicariously through it?