Thread 214500419

emma raducanu edition

oh my gooooood mega lucario raids day is coming up and I NEED that Pokemon for raids

>>214500419 (OP)
why was 190 obsesed with this bitch

>>214500419 (OP)
shaking like an alcoholic with excitement ready to hit post on this weren't you anon, desperate little tennis faggot

wat do you MEAN the pidgey day event also came with double evolution XP??? I had like 30 pidgeys ready to evolve!

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smeargle backshots

>>214500447
yeah I was
fucking love emma

>>214500419 (OP)
ew wtf is that

what's nandos like

home hyperbaric heart chamber. buy now

how to turn off FM radio on android

android, turn on a permanent notification for radio

Ststistically one of you stinky brits would've been raped by this legend kek

Salthouse Quay, 1890s and 2025

>>214500551
v nice eyes

Amid all the stuff about ‘dangerous London’ and ‘broken Britain’, new figures show the homicide rate in London is at a 10-year low. Killings dropped by 26% over the last year, from 78 to 58. No one under 25 was murdered during the school summer holidays.

>>214500574
Probably why he got picked for raping

>>214500548
>android, turn on a permanent notification for radio

>>214500581
>No one under 25 was murdered during the school summer holidays.
all clap pls

I’m not even black but this is my fantasy

i put my hand on a stove
just to see if i still bleeeeeed

the arayan need to touch the hot oven

>>214500551
kek always gives me a laugh. deano twats deserve it

guess whos got 6x +1 raid passes in Pokemon Go
7 good lil Pokemons to catch (going to catch some 1 stars)

>>214500499
down syndrome filipino

why has ruben loftus cheek been called up
joke

>>214500627
Timothee Chalamet?

>>214500654
poo

>>214500587
>>214500615
shut up you little pig shits

>>214500631
manager knows him which is more important than giving a young player a go

>>214500665
oooo someone's hard

its time ttttto Pokeon Go!
have a good day, all
remember to report Belgium flags posts (and his UK flag posts too)

>>214500581
i think this is true in general for everything the world is slowly improving but the people arent convinced because they see trannies and trump and putin on tv and theres black people outside and the simpsons is bad now

rorke reluctantly thanking his mum for making breakfast

>>214500676
still fit covered in gross slime!

Meant to be going gym but I woke up with an erection that just won't give away

>>214500419 (OP)
Not a very good Emma is she? I bet her braps don't even stink.

>>214500694
Let me take care of that for you

>>214500694
i could post a gif of a woman jamming her stiletto into a blokes dick hole if that would help?

>>214500684
10 years ago I could walk around with my phone in my hand without fear of it being snatched. I wasn’t being raped through taxes to subsidise infinity bomalians. I could navigate the streets without processions of Jew hating mohammetians blocking my path.

20 years ago people could afford to buy houses and have families.

Tell me again how things are getting better

There's a good chance that some of the posters here over the years have died in stabbings

what's a good incel blackpill forum i want to be entertained by freaks who wither in their misery together

>>214500728
nice cope mate

>>214500686
leftypol's mum leaving his breakfast outside his room

>>214500725
>10 years ago I wasn’t being raped through taxes
>20 years ago people could afford to buy houses and have families.
wonder if these things are linked

Trying to work out if she’s sitting on the windowsill or standing

>>214500725
they're not
they say crime is down, truth is they just stopped counting

>>214500735
nah it's genuinely entertaining
when i watch youtubers from that space it's better than normie shit

tummy's a mess from all the tofu

>>214500744
miserable pile of a man

>>214500728
You're in one

>>214500742
That’s a huge part of it
Our national statistics are junk. Nobody knows who is in the country, how many, how much government policies are costing. We used to have a respected office of national statistics and national audit office. Now they are a joke

I would like a mid girlfriend...
please...

>>214500725
boohoo
tell me about YOUR life

>>214500773
It’s going to be worse than that of my parents

>>214500791
mine isn't

>>214500757
swedelad can you tell the new weird swede to go away when he starts spamming his shite again

I keep getting told that the "best and brightest" come via immigration and yet everywhere I see old people in "traditional garb," well past working age, waddling around. How did they get here? Who let them in? Bizarre.

>>214500853
<3

>>214500853
rorke standing alone between the hordes and england

>>214500853
https://youtu.be/0lhHDXimoLc?t=78

it's enough to make a man kek

The thing about Emma Watson is, she can shit like a horse. Absolutely massive logs of poo one after another.

back once again with the renegade master

two sausages, three eggs
breakfast of mids

does anyone have an opinion on gio scotti hitting the wall

starting a commune in greece whos down?

>>214500971
do we have to wear sandals?

>>214500985
yes and if youre cute we're going to do things to you, its the greek way

>>214500996
i'm not cute
i'm bald and hairy

The aussies and their bender communes

>>214500948
dunno who that is what do you think of bianca censori

joe biden dead

its fucking raining! I cant play Pokemon Go
>wat nao
I evolve every weedle until I get through 450 candies . now wat doe

>>214501002
alright plato

joeeee biden

>>214500940
how many oeufs

>>214501057
three

>mid
I don’t like that kind of talk

4x excellent throws in a row

why do I smell like piss

>>214501064
that is a good amount of oeufs

For me the tragedy was are milly hitting the wall. It comes for us all

>>214501034
Do you play Pokémon go at 7am?

my feet hurt anyway
my feet ITCH. fucking shoes

>>214501081
usually I am out by that time unless I wake up in the evening (its so hard to go to bed at 10PM)
at least I can get excellent throws on most of the Pokemon when I am sitting down. and the game gives you a spawn once every 10 mins or so

Bronck House, Coxsackie, NY, built 1663; Dutch Colonial

>>214501080
she walled as soon as she got a tattoo

I detest Woody Allen

>>214501114
usa looks a bit grim when all the leaves fall

>>214501121
thoughts on the french champagne?

>>214501121
no reason not to

It seems literally everything that hostile jewish elites have planned hinges on the Digital ID + CBDC system they have planned.

Imagine the government having an unbreakable control grid.

Say something bad? Bank account frozen.
Buy something the government doesn't like? Instantly arrested.
Criticise Israel? Arrested.
Refuse to be conscripted? Bank account frozen, arrested, sent to a concentration camp.
Want to use the internet? Show your ID.
Oppose immigration? Not allowed to buy food, arrested.

Literally everything tracked. They could even put an expiration date on your money.

The scope of this is insane. Absolutely mind boggling. Literally a system of breeding slaves forever. Honestly lads, if you don't want this, then start making preparations for the end.

God have mercy on us.

ktim

>>214501150
I like his films

>>214501156
his smile and optimism: restored

cut my willy into pieces
so I can be a trannard
dilation
always seething
dont give a fr*ck if my poo nappy is leaking

>>214501162
>>214501162
was thinking about sleeping but no!

>>214501156
the blm stuff was so embarrassing oh my days

Has the world always been this shit and I only just now grew up/realized or has it actually gotten extremely shit over, not even the last decade, the last 5 years.

>>214501155
shut up man

Pokemon Go looks a lot better with naitive refresh rate turned on holy shit

Do you have any good news you’d like to share with us?

>>214501204
the gospel :)

>>214501204
gonna be a multi milllionnaire tomorrow

If you watch Tipping Point instead of The Chase youre a nonce simple as

>>214501242
>not watching both
???

>>214501242
Let’s do this, Bradley

bodly walsh

>>214501267
hi

>>214501242
false equivalence it's pointless or the chase

this is like me saying is /brit/ a coke general or a tesco classic cola general

>>214501267
Very kissable lips, my Beau.
May I see your bosom?

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>>214501282
phoar

>>214500654
How is this in practice ? Do boomers really get arrested for shitposting about aunt Dorothy on Facebook?

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>214501295
it's not 'protected groups' non whites and non straights.

>>214501182
Nah things have definitely got insanely bad since 2019

>2020: fake pandemic, lockdown trialled for future events, Floyd protests
>2021: Inflation begins, digital ID trialled
>2022: Russia-Ukraine war, inflation skyrockets, Boriswave
>2023: As above
>2024: That Rwandan subhuman, Starmer
>2025: Online Safety Act, Digital ID, Internet censorship

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7AM on the dot

>>214501320
2026 peanus falls off
2027 penis grows back

At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UK’s potential. We’re connecting people, businesses, and communities, so everyone can tap into the benefits of a digital society.
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>>214501265
>>214501265
I'm not interested in the opinions of people who watch Tipping Point. Nothing more than braindead gamblers, degenerates.

>>214501313
it's just protected groups*

>>214501313
So you can tell a whitey to kill himself, but if you do the same to a guy who by chance happens to be black SWAT will bust through your windows ?

jewish people

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>214501287
this goes for you too >>214501335

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So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>214501340
yes

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

i can get an irish passport because granberg was irish. i can flee this shithole and live in the eu (not ireland, it's also a shithole). some of you dont even have this luxury

the NEET daily set menu
countdown->tenable->tipping point->15 mins of the chase->pointless

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214501353
not interested in your opinion you criminal antipodean rape child

>>214501393
dopamine fried simpleton

>>214501305
Would absolutely choose living in America with its flaws than the UK where you get arrested for tweets arbitrarily deemed offensive. If you're native to the island, you're automatically considered a 2nd class citizen.

womp womp

>>214501411
could i get a garlic naan bread with that

Marshall McLuhan predicted the World Wide Web almost 30 years before it was invented.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>214501368
It’s basically impossible for me. They want me to give them original copies of my granddads birth certificates and death certificates

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Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

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Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Put one of these on before I leave for work

>>214501373
When i didn't have a job i watched dozens of series which although a waste of time did give me some cultural references for use in conversation and i now know some actors names and what they were in. Channel tv on the other hand is background noise i have no idea why anyone under the age of 70 watches it.

>>214501474
state

inspilligence (whatever the fuck this means)

<3

>>214501443
Granberg get MICKED by the BIC did she?

>>214501368
yeah? where in the EU is better than here then

>>214501497
montenegro

>>214501495
Nah she was Irish too but it’s the same story I can’t get these documents they want

kill yourself

get the AI influencers followed

>>214501484
Why

>>214500419 (OP)
>/are emma/

>>214501533
Why do you want an irish passport? Are you leaving us or just want to skip the line with all the yanks and browns at the airport?

>>214501573
Think he is trying to escape the browns

why the fuck is dirt super effective against ponyata

starmer must step in

You’re all great people and I hope you have a FANTASTIC day!

>>214501596
dirt douses flame doesn't it

>>214501609
he looks cool

>>214501573
I’m not leaving it would just be cool to have at the airport only like €200 too

>>214501602
well constipation if it goes on too long will kill you

>>214501630
pooing regularly is for neeks

howling at the guy who gets chaperoned to the cinema at age 21

>>214501474
ktinm (kek this isn't me)

https://x.com/shaykhsulaiman/status/1963284013767864331?s=46
Kier starmer confirms he is JEWISH

asked my dad for 5 pounds so that I can buy 8 hours worth of incense in Pokemon Go

>>214501023
she looks an absolutely vapid and intolerable person

*open ledger*
*dips quill in ink*
"father still alive"
*closes ledger*

>>214501156
Fucking hell Rayner has aged

funicular? I hardly knew 'er!

Feeling blackpilled and furious

any still getting acne in his 20s man in

drunked my coffee way too quick

>>214501602
dont think i have ever been constipated desu, i just drink water and eat an apple a day haha

>>214501760
>Feeling blackpilled and furious

should probably go down and let me dog in the garden before he shits in the kitchen

don't tell leftypol bruce willis is a ghost in sixth sense

>>214501656
>my parents family are Jewish
What a bizarre way to describe your grandparents
We sure he's not talking about his wife's side?

reminder the 'corpse of the jew' defeated the 'ever living gods'

schools are back lad
the next generation

>>214501834
next generation of braindead waterheaded fucking idiots to run the country further into the shitter

I got shinies in regular Pokeballs :)

bee right back forum

Keir starmer is one of the funniest people in the world deal

it's all happening

>>214501832
And we see the results around us.

Nietzsche, Evola, Hitler, Pierce and more all correctly identified Christianity as proto-communism.

Jaiden Hassan-Agard, 18, appeared at a magistrates court accused of killing 'beautiful' Tia Langdon, 25.

Miss Langdon died after she fell from the third-floor balcony at a block of flats in Southampton, Hants.

>>214501921
all dead mate

>>214501928
she paid the toll

Please continue making bronies a persisting thing for as long as women keep invading male hobbies.

when u poo and precum comes out your willy

if the Digital ID system gets rolled out then it's game over. Whites are the only people who care about freedom. Browns will accept it without thinking, another reason why jews import them.

This stuff makes me wonder if cryptocurrency was always a scam, since the CBDC system they have planned uses the same technology.

>>214501939
How?
Hassan-Agard is charged with manslaughter, false imprisonment, making threats to kill, and threatening with an offensive weapon in a private place.

have to be at toil at 8, still in bed, got the morbs you see

>>214501951
yeah?

>>214501951
average homosexual pooing experience

>>214501959
dude shut up

>>214501996
>>214501989
nofap for a week and it will happen

Wanted to wank to something but forgot what it was

>>214501999
Do you actually say dude in real life? Are you a faggot

>>214502036
sybau

>>214501962
i assumed they were shagging or something

>>214500839
ye, will do

run toil done
got tummy ache poo poo now

are chloe

>>214502061
he's handsome but the only movie I've ever found him attractive in was contact

Today is NEETbux day. Thank you, Wagies (not really, I paid way more into the system than I am leeching out now).

>>214502094
does she get her naked bum out?

>>214502070
Well you assumed wrong didn’t you boy

Rape? Rape.

>>214502099
this aspergers guy from that movie was attractive

>>214501934
So is the jew Saul of Tarsus.

>>214502111
...yh

What's the world record for the longest human poo?
Bet it felt well satisfying squeezing that out

i think adam curtis is full of shit

can you do a full body workout with only two dumbells and in a space roughly 1m x 2m?

>>214502206
Bono, seen it on South Park.

sucking a clesius lemon/lime

careful that foreigner wants your clesius

>>214500419 (OP)
emma :)

off to bed

>>214502186
it weren't aspergers mate he was blind

>>214502328
One of the lesser Emmas thoughbeit.

off to toil

mad how lockdowns actually happened

been up since 5am wanking to porn now have to work

>>214502372
been toiling 3,5 hours already me

mum working from home again
Why does she want to fuvking ruin my life just go into the office FFS

>>214502017
couldnt be me mate my gf demands sex

>>214502438
you the horse swede?

>>214502441
ur mum fit?

>>214502457
could be, yes

this is the most Friday coded Thursday ever

>>214502441
One day your mum won't be around anymore just think about that

>>214502463
Stop
>>214502469
That’s me

>>214502472
lucky bastard

thoughts on the danish cinematic scene?

>>214502472
would have that horse chopped up and flung into some blender along with other mystery meat and sold as an aberdeen angus beef burger

>>214502469
replying to my own post, can you lads share some more chuds that i can use for various reaction images please

Ooooo it's raining uwu I'm so womfy in bed listening to the rain :3
Work from home for me no going out in the rain :3

>>214502483
Irrelevant to this

>>214502472
you CANNOT be warm enough

>>214502486
answer the question

>>214502512
it isnt raining

>>214502474
I've got tomorrow off so today is my Friday :)

>>214502492
they take up a lot of time and money, the bastards, but love them
>>214502514
been quite the warm late summer

>>214502501
bit out of order that mate, show some respect
>>214502441
ever shag her up the arse

>make the irelel upset on the internet
>they ask you if you are english
why are they like this?

>>214502528
they're yours or you're the stable guy taking care of them?

had a poo over an hour ago and arseholeberg is still tingling

>>214502546
they’re ours, mine and the missus
we live on a farm with a stable

so this is rorke

>>214501121
Manhattan is a good film.

>>214502525
Yes it is

>>214502565
living the dream

>>214502569
Fuck off can you just leave him alone

I am a cuckold

Need Emma Watson to give my bollocks a quick one-two.

>>214502362
mustve missed that thought he was avoiding eye contact haha

was driving daddy's truck on the freeway very fast on sunday and this song came on and I had the urge to move the steering wheel a lot because it makes me want to dance but I resisted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psJ1cHm_su4

gagging for a goon sesh

Favourite British pornstars, /brit/?

For me it's Scarlett Jones.

doing a prayer for the pornsick

>>214500431
>why was 190 obsesed with this bitch
He adores tennis players for some reason. His original name was on /sp/ - "Lisicki's lover" named after the bang-average Sabine Lisicki, you can look up his daft posts on 4plebs.

>>214502206
2 feet

>>214502765
Can't believe there are /brit/ historians

>>214502798
Lots of lore mate especially with Poleaboo, our very own Chris-Chan.

>>214502734
Porn is sinful, I don't consume it

Jacking off my cock to some porn.

>>214502859
sinful

i like your shoes
i like those clean t shirts on you
i wanna kiss you
i love the way you move

zoomed out my mind

it's impossible to not wank

anyong ass seyoh! anyong ass seyoh!

checking the catalogue of /po/, checking the catalogue of /pol/ of /poo/

>>214502990
>>214502990
>>214502990

>>214502991
bit early you cunt

>>214502999
You are an American who spends his free time incorrectly using what he believes to be British slang on a declining image board. Wind your neck in Hunter

Erm....

>>214503015
omdz left his house a smoking crater

>>214500506
Nando's is peng

right someone make a real new

NEW
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