Thread 214500683

Schizo edition
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>>214500683 (OP)
whenever I hear classical music I start grinding my teeth

>>214500714
are you a negroid

I will live in Los Angeles.

>>214500714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZsKmSLcL54

>>214500729
I forbid it

>>214500715
humanoid

/canada/ thread
>>>/tv/214255218

>>214500747
are you though

I'm peak midwit. i will never invent some new idea, or novel invention. I can only reguritate what people smarter than me have already discovered

finna eat some lamb soup

>>214500758
i said HOT SHOT

such a good movie

>>214500799
I had a lamb shank last week after nigh on 30 years. Lamb is expensive here, and beef steak still tastes better

favorite vtuber started stream :)))

>>214500799
hasn't longevity been psued stuff for a while? it's impossible to monitor humans in a controlled setting so you rely on questionnaires

>>214500804
>Wait!
>W-what? It seems the mighty judge Dredd is pleading for m-

Roll to see if I fap or not

I just... I just can't believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure.
I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, shitting, cleaning. And that is all there is.

the third search result that comes up when you type in "early life" is the ADL bitching about it lmao

okay so its like a nice upper east side apartment and there's an indian guy sitting in a fancy high backed chair in front of a fire place staring in to it totally dead eyed his hands elbows are resting on each side of the chair and his hands are clasped arched in front of his mouth as he stares over them in deep contemplation and his other indian roommate enters
>rajesh what is of matter with you?
>*rajesh doesn't look up and speaks in a monotone voice* ranjeet it has happened I have *dramatic pause* had the sex
>*ranjeet gasps* rajesh this wonderful news why are we not celebrating?
>*rajesh takes a dramatic breath and continues to stare in to the fire* ranjeet she was...
>yes go on rajesh tell me of it
>*rajesh lets out a deep shuddering sigh* she was not a white woman
>*ranjeet slumps in to the chair visibly shaken*
>and that is not all ranjeet...
>no rajesh do not say it
>she was... fat as well...
>*ranjeet lets out a half sobbing gasp*
>fat and black FAT AND BLACK AND STILL I REDEEMED
>*both men openly begin to sob and wail as the camera zooms in to the fire and fades to credits*

She keep pushing me back
Good dick will do that

>>214500814
Lamb shanks are great, pork shanks are my fav (picrel)
>Lamb is expensive here
its expensive almost everywhere
>>214500824
yeah kind of

Made a cringy unfunny joke, jesus cant believe i texted that

>>214500888
You bloody

why hasn't someone invented immortality yet

>>214500799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KG912GXSaI

Why do east Asian assimilate while most other peoples simply don't?

>>214500955
no they dont

>>214500912
I'm so bad at texting, thats why i dont use apps

>>214500947
20 more jugs of mercury, trust the plan

>>214500889
that is a lyric

>>214500955
>canucks

>>214500947
No, I can't do this everyday nigga. The eternal sleep beckons

>>214500888
I was genuinely aggravated hearing an Indian guy talking on the Amtrak. The tourism from Indians really needs to stop there's gaggles of Indians in every airport now. what's even the appeal? all our landmarks are boring
>>214500947
it's called writing

>>214500965
its over i can never take it back
already deleted the contact and the chat conversation

>>214500977
they aren't tourists

>>214500988
lol

>>214500975
so true

>>214500975
For me, it's the bridge strip

>>214501000
strips with his dad are the best

>>214501000
for me it's

>>214501026
awfully kafkaesque

rubenesque

>>214500977
okay but did you think the bit was funny?

>>214501000
For me, it's...

Dinnertime.

>>214501084
yes

I've never had a bad sammich from subway. Either Im really lucky or your joints just have shitty "artisans"

>>214501088
what is this?

It just occurred to me that reactslop was actually invented in East Africa over a decade ago. I remember seeing it in a version of Who Killed Captain Alex where they had this random fucking guy reacting to what was going on in the movie from off screen. It was the weirdest thing ever but apparently this was a popular thing to do in Uganda at the time was to screen movies with some Ugandan guy's reaction to the movie added over top of it rather than just showing the raw movie. And now, a decade later, this exact shit is fucking everywhere.

is there a place where you can watch entire episodes of cops?

>>214501132
fmovies?

>>214501132
just watch police activity on youtube

>>214501099
okay thanks I kind of just freehand them and don't get feedback that often :)

>>214501152
its just not the same
>>214501141
thanks i found a few seasons

evens i fap, odds i goon

friendship with bagels ended, now grilled cheese on texas toast for dinner is my new best friend

>>214501179
whats texas toast? alll i see is pictures of regular toast
>>214501167
np

could i live the dream in lexington, kentucky?

>>214501199
it's just wonder bread but cut a little thicker desu

>>214501212
>everything is bigger in texas
i see

for me, it was the chicken strip sandwich

>>214501283
whataburger has gone to shit since being bought out

gonna jerk my peanits maybe twice then go to bed night cummers

>>214501168
https://taylor.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bb91d8ab-fe48-4b2d-9462-6275630a6e86

im sleepy nigga

>>214501203
One small problem: you have to live in Kentucky unironically

i aint clickin that shit

guys can anyone make my day because I getting bullied by a boy named Ayaan Singh

I am so cringe.
without a doubt some mistake was made i wasn't supposed to exist and grow into a full organism I should've been culled and discarded

>>214501436
I'm on the bullies side

>>214501433
You make your own luck...

>>214501436
>Ayaan Singh
whos that?

BRUH CAN YOU GUYS JUST TEACH ME BEAT HIS ASS

>>214501085
She's so perfect

>>214501436
no one wants you here fuck off cunt

>>214501436
sikhs are bro-tier

>>214501426
what's wrong with kentucky?

>>214501508
What types of martial arts gyms do you live near

BRO IM SIKH

I LIVE IN A FOREST

>>214501535
>>214501547

please help me sir i am fucking indian

im shleepy

>>214501547
Are you seriously from the boonies of India
What are your spiritual beliefs?

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AMERICAN DICK SUCKER ALEAST WE ARE NOT GAY

>>214501283
>was
they still make it thoughever
>>214501297
their LTOs, including the current one, are always on point thoughbeit

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the opium of the niggers

why is he spamming?

I AGREE

im nervous about my supposed haircut tomorrow i cant fall asleep

>>214501597
there's 1.3 billion of them
it's amazing this isn't happening constantly

>>214501608
why?

>>214501608
why?

>>214501608
we're reaching levels of unprecedented autism

WHY WHAT HAPPENED

>>214501617
they used to be range banned

>>214501622
>>214501632
i hate having to talk to my barber and he always fucks up my hair

>>214501651
I had an aunt that would cut my hair

IS HE CHINESE OR ASIAN

>>214501636
i also cant open the door for my pizza deliveries i get my parents or brother to open it

>>214501651
i always go to supercuts. they know i need a number 5 buzzcut

SO CAN YOU TEACH ME A MOVE SO I CAN BEAT HIS ASS

>>214501651
is he a man?
my barber is a hot lady with big tits and i like when she touches me

>>214501690
I got my hair cut by a Russian in DC

>>214501690
yeah its a man i use to go to my moms hairdresser but im avoiding her because she knows im a neet loser and its embarrassing

>>214501707
Russian lady*

MY AUNT IS RUSSIAN

>>214501718
how old are you?

dobranoc

>>214501608
good luck falling asleep

>>214501719
a russian lady use to cut my hair when i was a teen i caught feelings for her so it became too stressful to be around her

13

>>214501737
me everyday

>>214501730
24

>>214501718
>she knows im a neet loser and its embarrassing
It doesn't matter

>>214501766
yes it does

I cut my own hair. It looks awful but idc not gonna spend money on something I can do myself.
I just use electronic clippers

YEAH. I DONT KNOW WHY THE HELL MY HALF OF THE FAMILY IS IN EASTERN EUROPE

>>214501757
nigggaaaaa fix your life. you're a literal baby, you dullard

Lady at the gas station knows me and what I buy
might need to change my beer buying spot

>>214501783
I have my dad trim my hair every few months, also for free

drinking fluids

Report on the edibles:

Too scrong

>>214501829
how many mg

goodnight

DUUUUUUUUUDE
ANYBODY HERE LIKE WEED?
BROOOOOOOOOOO

i wanna eat the cake right now talk me out of it or im gonna do it

reddit IP banned me for seemingly no reason

>>214501885
oh nooooooooo, so anyways...

business idea: free creampies fro all my /cum/bums :)

i guess no one cares if i get fat from eating the cake

>>214501929
oh nice can I have one xD

>>214501965
less competition for me

>>214502015
my belly will crush you then i will eat you up

not a fan of creampies may i have a boston creme donut instead

>be me
>calls you a fag

>>214501844
20mg lmao. I have the tolerance of a tiny infant. They’re not too strong though they’re just solid. I’ve settled in.

I havent smoked in years, but I did get a contact high on new years

>>214502130
duuuude
hell yeah
smoke break time

Big fan of emitting cum out my weiner. It's like a smokestack the way it dribbles out

>>214502154
I used to do lots of speed

>>214502208
broooo I love speed
hell yeah
smoke break

>>214502222
hahah

>>214502208
In what form? Was it a prescription amphetamine ?

thoughts on the Cannes Palm D'or winner, NORBIT??

I'm going to bed....nigga

>>214502261
>Was it a prescription amphetamine ?
No, there's no ADHD here, this type of "medication" is illegal in all of Europe.

In powder/rock form.

that was a video with a bait band playing the music of Richard Swift, who was a pugnosed Mexican. Just like New Order's Crystal, but that was because they were a bunch of wrinkled old Englishmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVMyXDsadLQ

why is there no trapper in new austin

I hate having a job so much. It killed all my interests and now I have nothing. On my days off I just become bored because there's never any time to keep up my actual interests and focus on them. So now they're just gone. Fuck everyone who praises working and having a job. Ruined my whole life

>>214502632
maybe you shouldn't've been an Okie to start with

>>214502632
>praises working and having a job
nobody does this

when you think about it, plums are the chud version of a peach

>>214502632
get good at life my nig

>>214502632
>>214502656
I like working and having a job. Well it depends on the job and the rules/restrictions.

the worst part about having a wagie job for me is having to interact with the same people everyday

Ok something is going on...

>>214502744
this
>>214502748
thank god I like the people I work with, they are my friends and we even go on vacations together sometimes.

>>214502811
youtube sucks anyways

I hate my job. It's a pizza joint . I mostly just stretch the dough out
I feel indifferent to my coworkers. I'm just so good at my job they tolerate me, but mostly leave me alone to do my thing

>>214502839
All things considered I have learned so much from youtube for free.

Anyone else have a cum drawer? Mine is getting full

>>214502833
Do you guys ever have orgies

>>214502849
Do you cum in the dough be honest

>>214502851
what's the best skill you've gained from youtube videos

Amazon really do be doing overnight delivery now.

>>214502867
No, almost everyone is in a relationship, some of them are co-workers.

>>214502891
No but I do have herpes and touch my face frequently so statistically there's a decent chance I have given people herpes

>>214502918
how nice, what is the nature of your work

>>214502944
Hes a submariner on one of those deep sea horror movies

Hello cia
Almost 4am and listening to select ambient works 85-92 with the kitty in bed.

Currently listenin'. Making chicken sausages in ze oven rn.

>>214502893
Probably cooking, I learned to cook/bake solely from watching youtube videos when I started living alone and didn't have much money.

I also learned a lot of music software/hardware stuff.

Last year my oven broke and I watched a few videos and replaced the heating element by myself - cost me 17$ for the heating element.

I also fixed my dryer, there was an issue with the filter.

>>214502944
Organizing/booking events/parties and some other things related to entertainment.

>>214502962
Hold on a minute, is someone on this deep sea rig not having a good time?

>>214502966
It's 4 in the morning

>>214502962
There's a guy on /bant/ from The Netherlands who works on a ship most of the year and he posts nice meals he cooks for his crew.

>>214502811
Ok wtf is going on...did they ban me from google

>>214503073
too real

>>214503060
They're probably updating the front end.

>>214502998
how do you find the talent

>>214503007
Having friendly good relationships with your coworkers is an absolute death sentence in any ocean or space setting

>>214503073
Get a $100 incall once and never think of whores again.

>>214503073
Its hard to keep in mind how much things dont matter and how fucked up everyone's lives are. People are really good at pretending they have their shit together and they make you feel pathetic, so you have to pretend too. Its easy to forget that. And it's also easy to forget how easy it is to be free and take risks and do whatever you want for the most part because the consequences are way less bad than you think. The consequences for trying things and doing whatever you want are so much less than playing life safe and doing nothing

>>214503123
Years of partying and "networking" and having made connections through the years.

Also contacting people's booking agent/manager, or straight up DM-ing them. A lot of DJ's are crazy people who live like toddlers but on drugs.

>>214503073
are you guys still rioting (assuming you're not on vpn)

Why did that tranny write "fart nigga" on his gun?

Peter Griffin

>>214503236
He was mentally ill, some people found a thread on /bant/ with a picture of a shooting range with a quote "I'll be the best substitute teacher today" and it was made the morning before the day of the shooting.

>>214503321
HAHAHAHA OMG WTF DUDE THAT WAS SO RANDOM HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT AAAAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD FUUUUCK DUDE THAT WAS SO FUNNY

im downloading hours of porn because the xvideo purge

Since July 2025 I've committed to only follow good tweets only and disengage from ragebait especially culture war garbage. The moment that i knew that most RW accounts that shit on muslims or whatever are made by indians, i immediately tap the uninterested button and my life genuinely has been better.

>>214503525
why are they deleting videos?

>>214503525
Never goon brother

>>214503653
The older videos were mostly homogenous white people sex, which looks like too pieces of raw chicken slapping together

>>214503727
Yeah but why are they deleting them? Is the site just ripping off stuff you have to pay for?

>>214503236
Probably trying to hide his real ideology/personality behind 7 layers of irony

>>214503795
Eyes shouldn't have to see wypepo sex

>>214503910
>>214503727
what gooning every day does to a mfer

>>214504000
I can't goon my penis is caged

>>214504049
as every jeet brown boi should be

Came in my pants award.

>>214504066
I'm Stygian

Whoever wins the powerball should buy the smiths

>>214504156
Brutal

Have you ever tried to piss your pants or otherwise pee somewhere you shouldn't? There is a natural, subconscious resistance right? Your mind, trained not to piss the bed or piss your pants ect subconsciously resists peeing in certain scenarios. This is all normal. So explain to me why I could pee in my girlfriends mouth as easily as using a toilet?

is this jason

Americans would go as far to do stuff like that to their supposed loved ones yet wont marry

>>214504230
That's when my stream is the strongest

https://youtu.be/TYNBIpezQ4g?si=Y4Rl_gbLJXPDJawk
The tranny path

>>214504857
grim

>>214504913
watch the whole thing

>>214504968
I don't want to

>>214504989
Its important that you see

This summer might be your last.

can apples native media player play webms yet

>>214505008
I skimmed through it, it will make me sad and it's a nice sunny day.

>>214505069
You're right. It's a bad idea to indulge in human suffering even though it can be fascinating

What should I get for lunch from the Turkish restaurant?

Lamb skewers - 12Euro
Beef skewers - 10Euro
Chicken skewers - 8Euro

All of them come with a salad, rice pilaf and a fresh baked pita.

>>214505348
Get the beef.

>>214505380
Ok beef it is today.

ghost status: being sipped
gym status: shoulder day

>>214505400
b-b-based

>>214505400
Horse faced

Yuca fries are so addictive

>>214505592
I've never had cassava, what does it taste like?
That's what they make fufu from no?

I’m wearing green pants

>>214505863
bold

>trip and fall in my room
>knock over 30 empty beer cans

>>214505919
I’m goin wild

>>214506061
>30 empty beer cans

i'm the twinkiest in the room

>>214504340
why would you want to sign a contract with a wamen where she can literally take half your things on a whim?
sorry im not that stupid

i think im about done with long distance amtrak
it's not even the service or the time or the delays
it's the fucking fellow "americans" with the music or on the phone
it's miserable being in coach
people will talk about everything about amtrak except the mexicana who spent the entire 24+ hour train ride talking to her whole fucking extended family
god bless fucking america

What does it mean if you don't care about money or women?
I just want to kill that person who wronged me.

I get high off murdering someone who wronged me.

>>214507469
this that uncommon in germany?
the homeless ask all the time money and food from people and people stupidly give it to them thinking theyre being compassionate

I made $120,000 in the past 6 years and I didn't save a single dollar.

I just want to murder a certain person and cut his head off with a knife. Skull fuck his dead body.

Putin helped me get pussy on July 9th 2024. I love you Vladimir Putin, homo. I love you Donald Trump, no homo.

i wanna be your big stink

Fellas I’m drunk. Imagine if I’m driving my car and it’s like fffffvvveeeeooooowwwwmmmmn tru da ney bah hüüd

>>214507210
You mean you don't like listening to mariachi or reggeaton cranked to 11 for hours every day!?

If I stop posting.
It's because I murdered an immigrant jeet.

>>214509085
>timmy murders a jeet
>company brings 10 indians to replace him
>10 new indian sociologists to combat racism
>10 new indian psychologists to help the victims family
>brings the entire indian family from india to identify the corpse, they apply asylum


WHITE MAN(trudeau) was right when he said when you kill your enemies they win. if you kill 1 jeet government will bring 50 in

my sister is getting married today

>got a 30 day ban for threatening to break an anon's car windows with spark plugs
>schizojeet can threaten literal murder and go unscathed
vnbelievable

>>214509445
Congratulations to your family!

>>214509445
Don't let her near jeets.
They will rape her.

>>214507530
Giving food to the needy is compassionate.

>>214508891
im the one hand im kinda sympathetic to the climate change crowd but on the other they clearly dont take this shit seriously
i live in california (sacramento) and they dont even have a way to get to/from the airport at night
the lightrail is a joke and it's a miserable riding experience that they hardly try to police especially at night

>>214509615
no it's not they just squander the money and you just do it to feel good about yourself
if you want to give money to an actually decent cause send it to people who do education work in the Philippines or nigeria
that money will go a lot farther to people who actually need it as well but no you have to feel good about yourself cause it really isnt about making the world a better place it's about inflating your ego

>>214509713
I'm talking about food. I volunteer at food pantries and people are grateful for it

>>214509482
thanks

>>214509817
You should volunteer for ICE to kick out the Jeets and Spics.

>>214509848
>kick out the jeets

no no silly, they're bringing in more jeets. they love them. it's just mexicans they're giving the boot.

>>214509817
yeah i do too but never for a second have i thought im genuinely helping these people
i know im not im just engaging in the enabling of their behavior
the whole homeless apparatus in california from the top down is rotten not even with corruption but sheer stupidity from the top down

>>214509848
jeets are bioweapon of jews, spics are free palestine so spics will get kicked out and each spic will be replaced by 10 jeets
texas is already an indian colony

>>214509911
im fine with that
no indian ever bothered me
it's the mexies that piss me the fuck off

going up willis tower today on the 103rd floor
yesterday was at the john hancock center at the 93rd

>>214509952
OK Rajesh

>>214510082
This

>>214510082
>>214510091
sorry cancucks your days are numbered
and i aint gonna be cryin no tears over your asses

God don’t play about me

remember back in the day
me and de bros was burning bush like moses
hit the blunt i smoke it, pass it like im jokic

>sorry cancucks your days are numbered
>and i aint gonna be cryin no tears over your asses

im indian

New immigrant detention center just dropped in Louisianas Angola prison

>>214510449
We know

I am ready for a girlfriend now. Where is she? How do I find her?

how did you know i was indian

if an anglo ever gets uppity just tell them "your ancestors bombed dresden on command of the jews"

all that pride and hubris instantly disappears knowing they're the bitch of the jews

Bombing civilians doesn’t end wars because wars are commanded by people who are not civilians.

sirrrr please help me i am fucking indian sirr

One of my apples became mealy
Going to make applesauce

lol i signed up for a reddit account through google and for some reason they gave me some random username which i dont think i picked
and then for the avatar they had a celebrating india one so naturally i went with that

>>214510633
>tf
>tp

matcha dubai chocolate labubu

soon

Shan't be going outside today

>>214511330
>soon

i need to get up
shoulda scheduled it later in the day oh well

>>214511470
get outside every day

>>214511310
im not anglo

There is no inherent value in going outside.

There is no inherent value to anything.

>>214511561
have you ever caught anything on a frog?

steam is down because of silksong :/

>>214511766
no, I use mepps spinners and hot n' tots, that's about it
people use frogs for bass, I catch bass tho

Two Blue Jays just came through my yard. Such pretty birds. Blue, blue, electric blue.

>>214511561
Prefer traps in the creek but in cæneda you get more salamanders and frogs than big edible stuff.

There’s something oddly comforting about the smell of wildfire smoke. It gives me a melancholy nostalgic summer feeling.

bad bitch say she like my gunt

>>214512043
Burning wood always reminds me of camping

>>214511766
I get tons of hits on frogs but never get them in.
Fun to watch them hit topwater
>>214511867
Flies with tungsten beads look like they would kill there. Ever try them? I caught some sunnies on my nymph running this setup yesterday No trout on it yet.

>>214511881
They are mean and sound gay

>>214512043
I love my Liberal shirt and huffing the jerry can. Mmmmm

Watching a Filipinx flick

>>214512251
I've never tried using flies, I should try the small stream with some

How many of you are WFH chads like me and how many of you are NEETs?

>>214512399
I'm an officecuck but it's a 10 minute bike ride away
I also have to travel a shitload for work to Asia and Europe and USA

TURN ON CNN
DREAM CHEATED!

It feels like autumn this morning. Summer is too short here.

>>214512712
Who?

NEW
>>214512730