Thread 214507955

Wesleyan edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AROvhoh1qJU

>was up until 4am toiling for toilberg
>messaged toilberg at 4am on teams to tell him the work was done
>instead of waking up to messages of appreciation of my efforts, he sends me angry messages for staying up so late

SHAN'T be putting in any effort again

just got of the phone with god, this is the final /brit/

Sucking on a fishermans friend, nothing gay because it’s a Lolly

free spade going

if someone feels sympathy for you. are you negatively impacting their life. because i wouldn't say sympathy is a positive thing. but is it a negative... probably not either.

>>214507999
probably cos you're working at 4am you retard

>>214508026
it had to be done for today though
if the deadline was far on the horizon I wouldn't do that
feel genuinely quite angry now desu

>>214508013
Victory V's shit all over fis*Rman's friend

mad how chinamen voluntarily chopped their willards off to serve the emperor. they love doing their part you're telling me a billion of them won't beat the yanks

>>214508038
tell him not us

guffawing

https://x.com/eduardomenoni/status/1962533697992675648

The Council is removing Saltire flags near me

Saddened at this racism

>was up until 4am toiling for toilberg
>messaged toilberg at 4am on teams to tell him the work was done
>instead of waking up to messages of appreciation of my efforts, receive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

Thinking of getting into writing

After all it could be my life work

>>214508056
you sound like kernel kurtz
fucking freak

>>214508038
maybe don't leave it all to the last second then you helmet

did i ever tell you about the time a woman accidentally grabbed my balls at work?

>>214507999
>>214508065
samefag kys

Emma Watson... my apologies, i was unfamiliar with your game

>>214508046
Don’t have victory v in New Zealand, just fisherman’s friend.

>>214508097
shes a bit fat

https://x.com/supertanskiii/status/1963173306565021708

Now why would a Jewish man travel to Norwich and pretend to be local

>>214508094
ahh, a non-believer. a shame we can never prove to you the truth, that we are two separate entities. you've thought yourself into becoming the antichrist of the metaphorical religion our two posts' created!

Any shaggers in? What di you do when you are gonna lick a womans fanny but there is little bits of toilet paper on it? Do you inform her or keep it quiet and get on with it to avoid embarrassing her?

Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges manufactured by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.

4chan media not loading for me again
this is it, the end

>>214508137
i don't care! shit yourself.

>>214508150
we have bidets so not a problem in my country

>>214508013
>>214508046
>>214508106
hello what is your favorite flavor of the fisherman's friend?
for me it's pic related

>In May 2024, Rabuka, (Prime Minister of Fiji), whilst visiting the United Kingdom, presented an official apology to King Charles III, for the 1987 military coup that lead to the abolition of the Fijian Monarchy. Rabuka left open the possibility of Fiji reinstating the Crown, stating to parliament: “If there was any wish for Fiji to return to the realm, as her late Majesty had told me and as His Majesty said to me last week, let it be the will of the people

that's mad
browns
apologising
to US

mental. MENTAL!

Haha

>>214508067
write about the lads of /brit/

>>214508106
>Don’t have victory v in New Zealand

rubbing the duck plump on my lips

britain is no longer safe

>>214508150
never experienced that but exberg did have a minging fanny since she never washed and I still scranned it like a starving african so don't reckon it would put me off

>>214508207
um hi <3

>>214508137
Judaism is a religion

>>214508200
Maybe I will

I think there is a lot of value in unique stories like the ones here. Even parodied etc

>>214508215
was he gang raped?

>>214508215
tell all your brothers/cousins/uncles (sure there's some overlap) the same will happen to them if they visit

>>214508014
Hot

>>214508080
earlier this year i asked a girl for her phone number and she gave it to me. i got a raging stiffy on the spot. that night i had a massive wank

>>214508209
Did I stutter?

china had surpassed the USA in military capabilities. it’s so over for woke

there's only room for one anonymous in here
all you other anons can fuck off

>>214508014
used to watch her play ds2 she gives off lesbo vibes is she a lezza

>>214508218
That’s true love x

>>214508215
and the ethnicity and immigration status of the fellow that stole it?

>>214508215
>Indian lad
Just sounds weird
I know you're the "lad bible"
But not everyone is a lad

hi aleksandar

hey lads how's it foing

desperate for a poo, can't be doing that at toil

>>214508333
um hi <3

im a lard

>>214508333
hiya

need to switch up my email signoff more I reckon. use "kind regards" far too much

Internet license, registration and warrant of fitness.

had extremely gay dreams last night

need to poo fading

fair play Steven Patrick Morrissey mononymously known simply as 'Morrissey' all the best to you

>>214508393
try "yours eternally"

anyone for gin rummy?

anyone else find it ironic that 4 years ago when GB News launched they were a source of mockery and derision, but given Queer Farmer's desire to appeal to rorke - he orders all his MPs to go on there all the time despite it being 24/7 Labour bashing.

Just funny seeing the humiiliation ritual they're put through every time they're on there.

what is it like to shag a bird?

>>214508393
Try 'Eternally yours' or something bold and brash like 'Fuck off'

>>214508417
no, I never watch it
please provide an example of what you're claiming

>>214508408
I'll give you a hundred quid for it

>>214508408
:'(

>>214508417
I don't watch it because I have sex

think I've nailed the perfect nootropic/test stack

>>214508418
nice

If the Digital ID system goes through then it's over. At that point, on a full blown armed insurgency would be the only possible way out, and even that will become less likely over time. They have entirely allowed the migrant boat crisis to offer a false solution.

Basically, if nothing changes by 2030, 2035 at the latest, then there's honestly no point in living and you should be preparing for that fact.

They will shove Africans in your home and if you disagree, you will be debanked and arrested.

If you criticise immigration or Israel, they will arrest you or kill you with a drone.

I promise you all these things will happen unless there's somehow a tidal wave of social nationalism against the globalist liberal oligarchy. The window is narrowing essentially. Unfortunately we are basically in the position pagans were in Rome at the end of the 4th Century when Theodosius persecuted all who remained noble and true to their ancestors against the cult of brown christianity.

>>214508410
>>214508419

>A car drove into a group of people in Berlin this afternoon, injuring several including 'many children', German newspaper Bild reported.
Despite this /deutsch/ still finds time to laugh at us. They're coating us off right now!

>>214508418
wouldn't know, I'm a grotty little virge you see

>>214508408
That's sad
I wonder how much it'll sell for

no one knows what it's like to be the batman

>>214508474
like those truck of peace attacks or just an accident?

>>214508474
but it's not even christmas market season yet

>>214508442
>>214508453
shaggers aren't welcome on daytime /brit/
your designated hours are 5pm-1am.
Outside of that time please refrain from posting.
Thank you.

>>214508393
im a 'thanks,' kind of nigga

>>214508458
what's that?

>>214508492
to be the sandman

>>214508510
Incels like you have no life so you can change your sleep pattern to suit everyone else
*kicks sand right in your worthless incel eyes*
now FUCK OFF BACK TO /R9K/ CUNT

wasted my life on anonymous imageboards award

>>214508408
Is this about his pro-zionist stance?

>>214508514
nofap

>>214508560
LMFAOOOO shut-in freak done in

I don't understand why changing the Y to an I in boy is meant to imply a lack of masculinity

Do these people get excited when the read old texts with different spellings too

poo

SCREAM

if I were married to a girl I reckon I'd be ordering her to do onlyfans
how can you turn down this type of money

madness. MADNESS.

>>214508590
Instead of worthlessly musing here, directly ask the people who do this. YOU WON'T.

>>214508572
why has it been wasted? did you not enjoy your time here?

>>214508621
this is a bizarre gimmick you have, you’re probably too far gone to see why

>>214508463
>They have entirely allowed the migrant boat crisis to offer a false solution.

It's a communication/deflection tactic which you are reproducing and facilitating its proliferation since it has no relation whatsoever to the hardening of the western regimes, except as said deflection tactic/means to supress labour

>>214508651
average Brazilian I'm sure

>>214508621
>implying they don't post here

didn't know they were into fisting waheeey

>>214508644
i enjoyed much of it but it’s still a poor quality experience. like eating fast food vs a proper home cooked meal. both are enjoyable but one is better and healthier

fist engagement with Kate

>>214508706
Kate's ageing pretty rapidly if I dare say so.
I know she has cancer but still.

>>214508651
ktim when i come back from battle to see my fair maiden doth reared a child of dark complexion

>>214508726
everyone prefers fast food though

>>214508844
if you ever have children make sure to give them sun cream then

It's amazing how all women have to do to be at least somewhat attractive is NOT be fat and half of them fail at that.

>>214508873
not me

>>214508752
She looks really good
t. MILF enjoyer

I will have children

>>214508873
you don’t get it. also not true

>>214508894
nothing like home cooked poo

>>214508889
Go tell them directly
Yep
Talk to a woman directly for the first ever time
Good luck and report back

just seen a massive lad walk past. must have been about 7 foot and obese.

>>214508873
oh no that means no one in your family can cook :(

zzz
good morning everyone :0

oven's decided to smoke out like crazy. Setting fire alarm off and everything.
Suppose im getting Abdul on his bike to drop me off a takeaway then

so, what's the DEAL with rape?

>>214508889
i just wanted them to smile back when i smiled at them and they couldnt even manage that simple task. just not on is it

>Africa's literacy rate is 68%
>including 27% in Chad, 31% in Mali, 34% in Burkina Faso
it's all them sahara desert countries (the sahel) which are the worst countries on earth, even by african standards
Somalia's is 55%, twice that of the shithole of Chad.

crazy.

Sir Adolf Hitler

oops

>>214508943
that was rorke

>>214508996
genuinely HOW are they so pathetic at everything
its not even like theyre making good bits of art or being innovative to offset being book dumb

>>214508996
Even that 68% is probably retard level of literacy
If you want to be shocked read up on literacy rates in so-called first world countries like mine

Feel like Japs are the closest thing to interacting with aliens
Ones online always seem completely different than all over ESLs

>>214508996
nah we gotta do something about this

the virgin reader
the Chad illiterate

>>214508996
mad how none of those ones come here so we're actually getting the cream of the crop and they're still only good for bringing overpriced slop on a bike

if you’re illiterate you’re less likely to be indoctrinated by cucked bluepilled propaganda

>>214509029
Ironically one of the most important libraries in antiquity that survived until the modern day because of an extremely literate and co-operative society is in the middle of the deserts of Mali

Sometimes forget that I’m good looking and charismatic and that I can just randomly approach women and strike up a conversation

swim shorts with pockets
swim shorts with pockets

*walks angrily*
hhhmm
*wears tophat tilted slightly forward*
ahhh hmm
*rides horse angrily*
ahhh nootka hm
*mutters in african*
mmhmm
*puts powder on face*
mm powder hmmm
*unsheathes karambit*
aaah hmmm
*bangs sister*
choose your next words...very...carefully
*bangs sister in her dreams via african magic*
mmmm nootka... ahhhh
*opens eyes wide and stares*
hnnnn hmmm
*cuts out heart*
mmm tell the company hhnnn aaahhh
*has vision of his mother in a river*
hhhmm the treaty hmmm
*doesn't wear pants*
speak to me of poison, hm
*slices off thumb*
be very careful, mmmm
*frightens child*
are you crown, mhm, or are you, mmm, company?
*blows powder*
mm, give me a ship hhhm
*sees ghost*
good day

>>214509101
looks like a climbing frame sponsored by Toblerone

On the one hand I'm scared of AI's effects on society as more and more people are put out of work
On the other hand I would like the virtual-reality procedurally-generated AI girlfriend to be made pronto

>>214509127
@_@

im playing Pokemon Go

>>214509134
What's the point of AI girlfriends? They only simulate the most annoying and pointless aspect of women

wish britain had more mountains, I guess we have the highlands and northerm wales but they barely break 1000m, people with literally no training can just walk up them, not proper mountains!

>>214509156
I want to be 1 inch tall and sucked on like a lollipop. Can't happen in real life

>>214509156
yeah and not even the SEX am I right Canada

>>214509177
make India part of Britain again
the Himalayas will be yours

fizzy plum grapefruit blackberry cherry limeade

>>214509177
fuck off to Switzerland then if you don't like it billygoat cunt

>>214509180
Can't you just imagine that? What's AI going to give you, fake pictures of your fantasy?

himalaya? I hardly know 'a

A bit less food. A bit more exercise.

OwO

I'm all food no exercise

>>214509220
a little less mastication, a little more action, please

!! >.<
Canada <3

>>214509071
Shut your trap rorke

mental how fit gingers are

>>214509216
That's where the VR aspect comes in. I want to be there and experience it and have it be *my own* experience instead of a pre-made one. I put on the VR helmet or inject the zog jew psychedelic drug into my veins or whatever and I am there, being held and sucked on like a lollipop by a very very big woman who can remember me so she knows what I like and what I don't like

>>214508706
jesus christ, they've been at it all summer
i bet the museum has seen visitor numbers skyrocket while this has been going on

>>214507955 (OP)
Not a Methodist but John Wesley was based

>>214509285
for me it's cabbage

pig calc ebb

>>214509285
they look like little clown freaks with hair too bright for their grim freckled skin

>>214509299
I see. Well, Godspeed anon hopefully they let you have your way soon enough I guess.

Don't understand lesbians, most are munters and the feminine ones have butch gfs that look like men.

>>214509320
me when I'm in some weird SEA version of Subway

>>214508080
>be many years ago
>at work
>sales rep
>woman comes up to me with her kid
>she's asking questions about the service i was selling
>in the middle of explaining it all to her
>out of nowhere, her toddler son just reaches over and touches my knob
>i stop dead in my tracks
>look at her as if to say, "what the fuck was that!?"
>she apologises profusely to me
>chides the boy and tells him he's been told about this already
>he's been told already
>this little cunt has been going around touching dongs and pussies
>and not listening to mum, apparently
>mfw

>>214509306
if the monarchy sent the two fittest royals to fist each in a museum other all summer long for the public's amusement i'd bet it would survive another 1000 years

ca gif png
hopefully the fit one

>>214509381
UM x

just remembered there was something i was excited for in september but have forgotten what it was

>>214509334
the feminine ones just want a man without a cock
probably abused as children

america and britain died when both jeremy corbyn and bernie sanders were fucked over despite having popular support

just had a mental health episode and tore up big chunks of carpets in several rooms convinced there was water underneath but there wasnt

>>214509389
I love them

>>214509397
My birthday is coming up this month :)

>>214509397
one month closer to death

>>214509356
business idea:

>>214509381
;)

>>214509403
>both men, and women abused as kids turn gay
Really makes you think

paedo dogwhislting

happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday

paedo poodo

>>214509415
oh yeah that was it damn forgot to buy that gay dildo you asked for

havent stopped making the cringeposts about in IRL because im out, im just taking a break

>>214509356
if just one of those men had kicked the shit out him this wouldn't happen
but no thats not allowed thanks to woke

>>214509415
Hopefully you don't make it til then

I was raped by Reynhard Sigata

Been pißßing it down all day

Only german knowers will get this

nononono you musn't smack your child when it's badly misbehaved. you must politely and gently ask them to stop in a way that makes it easy for them to completely ignore you and carry on what they're doing.

>>214509458
what's the difference between a gay dildo and a normal dildo

>>214509476
Kids should always be kicked. Even if you haven't seen them do anything, they've definitely done something when you weren't watching. Just kick them to be sure.

Gone dark all of a sudden
Sun's gone x

>>214509545
the natural conclusion that anyone who's never been respected enough to be listened to would come to

>>214509582
YOU STOLE THE SUN FROM MY HEART

>>214509545
punt the little thing clean ouf a mountain

>>214509545
if you think about it it's exactly the same relationship leftypol has with minorities

was wearing the jeans that are too small for me so they ride up my legs and choke my bollocks
have switched to the comfortable trackie bottoms now though x

>>214509356
he was a toddler
you do realize they are stupid right

>>214509634
I was a toddler once
Im quite sure I never ever touched someones willy

No reason to work if you're a freak who's been alienated by society all your life is there really

>>214509583
very sad

I've never been a toddler

if I'm going out in trainers and I know it's going to rain can I not just put 2 small plastic bags over the top half of my socks like dog shit bags or similar before I push my feet into my shoes so my socks don't get wet?

If not, why not?

the secret wank ruined

>>214509568
gay dildos come out the closet and normal ones come out the drawer

>>214509582
rainberg is have the mother of all parties outside my abode

Time to ditch the trainers for the Autumn and Winter. Just copped a pair of Red Wing boots.

>>214509634
Yes, I know. But easy for you to say, it didn't happen to you.

children touching people in that way is often a sign that they've been molested :(

Canada sex

>>214509659
Same. Although when I was four apparently I did point a toy gun at an older girl and tell her I was going to "blow her bagina off".

>>214509705
>>214509705
>>214509705

>>214509659
you probably did other weird inappropriate stuff that getting walloped wouldn't fix
can't imagine supposedly being a man and getting done so badly by a toddler you greentext about it on 4chan many years later
grow up

dont want sex
no sex for me please
im too busy reading books

>>214509722
Did you not see the post I originally replied to? Are you spastic?

>Jordan Nobbs
Kek

Was traumatised heavily as a kid and it still affects me today but I can't really do anything about it since all 'mental health care' does is tell me to make schedules for each day and put me on the ZOG pills

>>214509691
stuff like that has happened to me but it's nothing upsetting children are retarded

>>214509705
Rule 34 of /brit/posters
Get all the schizo fat bastards undressed, get them jiggling their man-tits, get them sashaying their big fat arses

how do you feel American and British support of Israel’s genocide on Palestine will be remembered in 100 years’ time?

>>214509749
alistair getting excited because of the discworld reference

>>214509751
do you enjoy reading?

crank open the bottle of wine, it a friday x

>>214509788
self-reporting there, mate

Mad how much of a fat cunt I've become over the summer. Too much ice-cream, BBQs, alcohol and takeaways

>>214509816
nothing wrong with being an alistair

super potions, why do they exist

>>214509764
There's no version of this where you just accept what a person has said without putting your own spin on it, is there? So fuck it.
Oh look. The Indian isn't bothered by kids touching him. What a shocker.

>>214509811
No I don't bother with reading but if you have any recommendations of books to read I MAY consider them

>>214509746
no and yes

>>214509811
can't stand the place

>>214509751
were you nonced?

Rainberg doing a pissberg on my windowberg, might need to close windowberg so that I don't hear the sound of Rainberg's pissberg

horses do NOT talk!

>>214509309
elaborate right now

>>214509877
I find the sound of rain very soothing :)

>>214509912
um same

>>214509844
theyre a scam just stockpile fresh waters

copealone settling in for another hour of tedious off-topic samefagging

>>214509868
No, I was excluded from society to the point where I can't trust a single person properly. I maintain surface-level normalcy but I've never had mates and don't plan to because I don't want to open myself up to ANYONE

>>214509912
>>214509918
Do you find golden showers soothing?

>>214509937
were you parents lunatics then

bearing down over here

>>214509937
KTIM! KTIM!

shiny all gen1 starters

>>214509968
Yes

>>214509989
*furiously starts wanking you off*

>>214510027
>cp
um

>>214510027
do you actually walk around glasgow catching pokemon all day?

hamlet? more like, manlet

>>214510027
first partners

>>214509787
Honestly if Israel can keep this up they’ll gradually just absorb the West Bank and Gaza and I’m convinced they’ll just have the media forget about all of this and the existence of Palestinians

>>214510043
he's in it for the cp

>*furiously starts wanking you off*
GIWTWM!
ME! ME!!!

>>214510027
If I were the CEO of Niantic I would ban your account for being too much of a virgin freak

UMMY WUMMY

there's a woman at my work who hates me but I'm not really sure why. maybe she can sense that I'm a misogynist rorke incel freak even though i hide my power level

>>214510081
you wouldn't last long then banning your target audience

brb I have to check if I have cans and an energy drink

*furiously starts umposting*

two yanks talking about israel yeah this is peak british culture

mental how jews are seeking to genocide all non-jews and people still unironically support them

>>214510110
She likes you mate

>>214510120
what if it were actually one yank

>>214510110
is she fit

*starts slapping my dick against my own belly and looking away*

>>214510027
they don't look particularly shiny

>>214510167
yeah lmao

how come if I press gently against my skull just above the temple, I feel air pop out of eyelid

what if a yank was on that plane... then it would never have gone downt hat way

>>214510230
a lot of the mouthbreathers in this thread are going to be made to look like a bunch of mongs trying to replicate this

If you see a man shuffling around Hamilton, Glasgow with his phone pointed at random buildings PLEASE report it to the POLICE immedietly

The suspect: >>214510116

>>214510128
another day of da jooooz posting is it?
go on and quote this post with a picture of a jew next to it

immouthbreather

>>214510267
hamilton isnt in glasgow

>David Beckham’s esports company, Guild Esports, backed and promoted by Sky Broadband, has gone into liquidation leaving women including trans women, POC, and disabled women in gaming unpaid for the work and tournaments they were recruited to front.
it's not right

da joos!!

>>214510303
It narrows it down

>>214510349
no it doesnt

>>214510305
nooo not the professional trans poc disabled gamer girls ;_;

cant be bothered wanking
I know it that it will feel good but its not worth it. I cant get any pussy so I shouldnt jerk off

>>214510305
zoomers only know this guy from stella ads
makes you think doesnt it

>>214510363
It may aswell be in glasgow, isn't it on their metro line?

>>214510396
nope

shut up you two

Yes the rumours are true. i did in fact cave EW's ringpiece in last night. Consensual of course

can you lot stop streamsniping the mousestream

>>214510409
stop bullshitting its a satellite town i bet 99% of people who live there commute in to glasgw

>>214510421
*audible shagging in the upstairs /brit/room pauses*
SORRY
*shagging continues*

>>214510450
doesn't mean its in glasgow

Just driving around hamilton now lads

On the hunt for a lanky hooded dishevelled creature with his phone pointed at buildings

>>214510305
It's mad how little they care about men. Which shitty rag was this? The Grauniad?

>>214510478
fucking hated hamilton, shit negro music

>>214510499
fuck off clueless yank

>>214510349
youre nothing, little man. youre a nobody nevermind not police

>>214510511
?!

>>214510525
the police are aware and they are around the corner waiting for a man pointing his phone at buildings

hope you get swatted little man

me? using Gnawed Leaf in The Binding of Isaac to just afk every boss. cba playing but want the unlocks, you see

>>214510567
you mad?
you rattled?
you gonna melty?

who’s getting swatted what happened

>The Italian fashion designer and billionaire brand owner Giorgio Armani has died at the age of 91.
Will be spraying on a bit of Armani Code later out of respect.

little men like you ought to deal with the real police

just seen a post which violates us law

Please stop watching porn.

>>214510589
mousey's been rattled by glasgow police for pointing his phone at buildings unwarranted

I can guarantee the Ethiopian nonce will not get done

>>214510589
someone has apparently phoned the police on toby

>>214510594
no armani no punani

>armarni code
Just lol

for me it's the da vinci code

>>214510594
with his death, poonarni is officially no more

>>214510653
>>214510653

spinda challenge complete

>>214510618
he's been set up

>>214510654
more like da mincey code, you massive woofter