Thread 214517407

Pear edition

*enters /brit/*

we in /brit/ wish daniel levy the best in all his future endeavours

Aristocrat classes in southern Europe have been Germanic for 1000 years by now

loathe women

>>214517432
grove street

How did this image get from /sp/ to the Daily Mail?

not sure what to have for tea truth be told
got half a block of tofu and half a can of beans to eat at some point

>>214517474
it probably got to /sp/ from twitter

Utterly convinced that dadberg doesn’t have an internal monologue. There’s not a single thought in his head, no matter how stupid or pointless, which doesn’t fall out of mouth like shit from an arsehole.

I think he actually gets a little thrill from interrupting conversations mid-word just to declare ‘I have to go to the dentist next week.’

>>214517433
Mad

>>214517506
ooh 4chansisters how do we respond...

>>214517506
I was in the thread it was first posted, it could have been from twitter but I'm not sure.

https://m.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?flatshare_id=17963069

Jeet landlords really are laughably predatory even to their own people, because everyone knows only other Indians are living here, likely illegals
>£350 a month to share your room with two other people
>landlord will be pulling in £1050 between them
Shall be reporting this illegal hmo

>>214517526
he sounds based

Actually very hard to photo your own eye close up with a phone lads

>>214517526
the lion does not care for your conversations with mumsy about getting a new haircut

>>214517526
Screaming xx

>>214517538
Good GOD this looks a fucking nightmare

>>214517538
roar

>>214517538
>Shall be reporting this illegal hmo
giga based beyond belief

>>214517433
Wonder what happened, he was speaking about winning the champions league and premier league only a few months ago lol

actually very hard to see why you'd fucking bother

>>214517563
looks green to me

Meltdown

Sorry lads, but ill temporary live in this thread since i see you guys are using the iconic "pearteto" piccrel, which is something really admirable.

mental how love and loathe are so similar but complete opposites

Trying to organise a scrap on /brit/ but everyone is too scared.
Anybody in the Bromley area fancy getting their head kicked clean off?

>>214517563
this is a glass eye up a child's fanny
the moderation team must step in

>>214517506
>>214517534
It was def posted here first

>>214517538
>southall
fucking hell
couldn't pay me 350 quid a month to live there

Brighton and Hove Council removed graffiti from Angela Rayner's new home within 24 hours, despite the fact it is not the council's responsibility to remove graffiti from private property, and also the same council issues fines to residents for not removing graffiti from their own properties within 48 hours.
Literal banana republic level bollocks.

>>214517628
me but im a lover not a fighter..

Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.

>>214517623
It's not really a pearteto thread :)

>>214517628
>London
You can have a scrap after just wandering around for 10 minutes

>>214517628
lad i have about 20 conkers in my pocket i'll split your cranium open like an egg

>>214517526
:)

>>214517675
Ill ignore the switch to two guys kissing.

>>214517660
I don't give a toss about fashion, the only difference in autumn is that I put a jumper or hoodie on and a coat when it's cold or wet.

don't you niggas get tired of talking about trannies all day?

>>214517654
Anarcho tyranny

Anarcho tranny

i really am an utter cuck i spend £50 on a girl and she doesn't even text me thank you
just left on read after i sent the reciept
unbeliveable

>>214517642
quite the post, this

>>214517628
>Bromley
Will you come to Hayes?

>>214517721
You must gain that clue soon buddy.

>>214517615
I'm not that guy, it's just the dim lamp light and shit camera, they're bluey gray

>>214517723
no one is talking about them

>>214517660
Why not American made clothing?

>>214517759
It's low quality.

>>214517740
Why would you do that?

anyone unlocked the secrets of the universe then

>>214517407 (OP)
The same people who say we should bring back bullying are the same people would be bullied

might buy a dickies chore coat

>>214517746
It's pointless mate, as long as you don't dress like a slob it doesn't matter. If I'm leaving my flat (rare) I'll wear
>long sleeve shirt, sleeves rolled up
>black slim jeans
>boots
nobody cares

>>214517740
at least you learned this valuable lesson and won't be making the same mistake again

>>214517831
Not a single clue

>>214517790
No it isn't

>>214517820
Bullying is just kids pointing out problems in other kids

>>214517797
where is the buckle

Remember being 13 and realising for the first time that dadberg was a bit thick. I'm no genius myself and I love him to bits but he's a right stupid cunt.

>>214517660
Baaaased based based based

>>214517740
Why did you send her the receipt unless you wanted her to pay half or something?

>>214517853
The real clue is that women don't care, they're looking at your face and body.

>>214517648
Hey spaki

>>214517831
>slim jeans
are we in 2018 again?

>>214517860
dadberg has never read a book in his adult life

>>214517857
Not really I was bullied because I was small and alone it lead to me bullying someone smaller than me and it the cycle will continue

yo i have a question for English speakers! i still can't use 'when' as in 'even tho' correctly.
for example,

> Why is Ireland not strong at football [even though] they’ve been influenced by British culture for so long?

> Why is Ireland not strong at football [when] they’ve been influenced by British culture for so long?

does this 'when' make sense in this sentence?


also, why is ireland not good at football?

my mum tried to kill herself when I was 14. I wish she'd done it

>>214517885
It's not for women, we're dressing well so that we're comfortable and look fashionable.

>>214517885
you're going to die a virgin mate. what do you know about women?

>>214517860
My mum is a combination of thick yet stubborn and narcissistic. She fell for a bitcoin scam and lost 10 grand, managed to get 5 back from the bank, I can guarantee it'll happen again, she didn't tell anyone until she'd got scammed.

>>214517894
Dadberg doesn't remember reading a book even at school. He reads with a finger underneath the words.

>>214517555
not u

>>214517885
>they're looking at your face and body
just face vast majority of the time

>>214517892
You tellin me your sense of style is influenced by what other mongs are wearing in the current year? Like some kind of NPC?

>>214517902
>does this 'when' make sense in this sentence?
yes
>also, why is ireland not good at football?
they've had some good players over the years but generally they prefer gaelic sports and rugby

>>214517902
aha love anime me x

>>214517902
yes the second line does make sense, although it's probably a bit more casual/less proper
ireland is more of a gaelic sports nation

>>214517889
>spaki
i thought we were /sp/artans?

>>214517906
:(

>>214517892
Anything that isn't slim looks shit, I'll give you we're no longer in the super skinny era, but it's not the 90s any more Pierre.
>>214517915
I'm not a virgin, I asked my ex if it mattered what clothes I wore or where I got them from and she said no.
>>214517938
I should have specified height desu but you can be tall but lanky which isn't that attractive.

>>214517902
You're best to ask here.
>>214491740
But yes, both of those make sense, even though the first is better and less likely to be misunderstood.
>also, why is ireland not good at football?
Useless potatomonkeys who are only good at bitching about the Anglo

>>214517940
its influenced by what looks good. you look like a queer wearing them mate

>>214517947
> and rugby
ahh that makes sense!! thanks!!

>>214517892
slim jeans arent skinny jeans you idiot

>>214517902
It does make sense.
They are a rugby nation, that's the focus there.
Hope this helped, my yellow brother

>>214517972
Your late ever trip post was on sp 190

>>214517902
don't say "even though" or use "though" at the end of a sentence
classic esl mistake

>>214517940
i don't and i think slim jeans are faggy
but you make a valid point
i respect your commitment to fagginess and refusal to adhere to current trends

>bullying is good
I don't see how because it literally just ends up being kids ganging up on someone smaller and weaker then them but it also leads to violence

>>214517961
> more casual/less proper
didn't know about the nuance!! thank you so much uwu

>>214517978
so things look good depending on what year it is do they?

nigger

Slim and skinny jeans both look bad

>>214517906
My mum died of cancer when I was 4, raised by dadberg and me grandparents I was

>>214517873
was just like "look i bought it i'm so great" but obv i didn't say that explicitly
>>214517848
problem is when she sends me 4 messages with love hearts and kisses and massages me when i next see her i'll crumble again

>>214518030
no because what you wear has never looked good

>>214518047
not wrong tho
if you wear that shit you're certainly a bender

>>214518047
just get straight jeans

tracky clad chav scum don't know the difference between slim and skinny jeans

>>214518051
yanks don't know anything about fashion

>>214517857
I knew people like you IRL who end up getting bullied because yeah if bullying worked none of us would be on 4chan or into nerdy things

>>214518047
niggas be like "they're balenciaga tho"

>>214518088
Not a yank thoughbeit

how frail and skinny are your legs that slim trousers will even fit.

Is it true that brits are arrogant? ;_;

>>214518075
>>214518076
Are you sure you're not thinking of skinny jeans? Slim are baggier

ah yes, more fashion chat. the resident poofs will love this

>>214518058
Get her.... umm... you know...

>>214517660
like this post, im going to steal it and post it in the next thread

yo my slime

>>214518127
you're really gay if you wear these

>>214518127
these look good

I wanna get a cup of coffee

>>214518127
These look like shit and you must have chicken legs if they even fit

>>214517977
ok i'll lurk on that thread. arigato x
>>214518003
thank you my pink oniichan!

>>214518127
mate they look so fucking shit lol. you wear that? christ

>>214518116
Try not being a fat cunt and they will

>>214518127
yea i was thinking skinny
still don't like slim

what fun things can i do with oats that isn't porridge?

>>214518116
Alri fatberg xx

So we've talked about poo
And we've talked about trannies
What's next?

>>214518199
we're on jeans now

>>214518179
flapjacks

>>214518173
>>214518187
just muscular x

>>214518199
well we've got mongs talking about fashion as if they wear anything remotely decent

>>214518199
we must come to a consensus on cats vs dogs

I always wear casual clothes a size or two too big because I love the freeing feeling.
The trade off is I look like shit x

these niggas thighs are the same thickness as their calves lmao

DEAD CERT

>>214518179
feed a horse :)

>>214518232
decent flick

>>214518179
I think people make oat face masks

>>214518179
Anything but overnight oats, it tastes like shit

Evens I buy this turntable
Odds I save up for a better one

rachel reeves wants to borrow £140bn to spend on quangos and benefits

Job market's so fucked that I'm having to go to an interview for a voluntary position lmaooooo

That Jap fella was nice.
I'm surprised more English learners don't pop in to ask questions, though I'd imagine for Japs and Koreans they have English learning threads on their chans.

>>214518305
dubs and im losing my edge

>>214518179
Stir it around with you cock

most productive public sector worker

>>214518091
I'll take back what I said

>>214518315
she should learn to read before making big decisions like that

nigga name is keir

>>214518253
bookies love you

>>214518336
that's why they want immigrants
to make the working class beg and be grateful for a job

>>214518372
if you're in this situation why not get another private job

dying people with kids be like: should I go through my boss (for more work)?

>Angela Rayner's lawyers insist they did NOT give her tax advice and say they are being 'scapegoated' amid stamp duty furore

THROW THE WITCH UNDER THE BUS HAHA

rorke's in a state because you shouted at him lads
not on :(

struggling a bit to poo at the moment I'm sorry to say

Reddit, should I get fired as the breadwinner for my family?

>>214518253
>fractional odds

cringe

odds I poo
even I shit

nothing matters because i never got to experience love

>>214518372
no one in seo does work anyway

>>214518430
hope youre not hte Twilight Sparkle poster :(

>>214518434
Mate really sorry to hear about this. Hope you manage to poo soon, if not then ring me x

chorbling at this
https://youtu.be/gspQIzRQeBc?t=826
his cross-eyed expression as he enters the ring with hot babe in tow and the rock music

>>214518471
um i post rarity and pinkie pie usually
i like the one that posts rainbow dash

this is so sad

>>214518372
Reform will sort them out

A phone was found during a routine sweep before Prime Minister’s Questions on Wednesday which was set to play sex noises

An investigation has been launched

>>214518512
grim wrestling bimbo

We are ruled by a cabal of evildoers.

whos rorke and why is he upset

just got a spooky text from Herr Starmer
>On 7 Sept at 3pm, we will be testing Emergency Alerts. Compatible phones across the UK will vibrate and make a loud SIREN-LIKE sound.

why won't he leave me ALONE

we never went to space
never
it was all bullshit

>>214518512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5R-oDgBZS8

>>214518629
This is when they will release the mind control sound that will make everyone who hears it shit themselves

robin hood could fly
but not, these men in tights

>>214518584
is that eddie izzard?

>>214518430
whos rorke and why is he upset

Eating a really good BLT sandwich right now

>>214518701
are you rorke? nuuu

>>214518629
might put my phone on my cock at 2:59pm

>>214518682
Andrew?

tesco butter chicken for dinner x

having a nice sit down

>An NHS vascular surgeon who had his own legs removed has been jailed for two years and eight months for insurance fraud and possessing extreme pornography.

>It heard that in May 2019 Hopper had below knee amputations after a "mysterious illness". In fact he had used ice and dry ice to freeze his own legs so they had to be removed, said prosecutor Nicholas Lee.

>The court heard Hopper, who admitted two counts of fraud and three of possessing extreme pornography, had a "sexual interest in amputation".

>"His motivations were a combination of obsession with removing parts of his own body and a sexual interest in doing so," he said.

proper wrongun

lel
>>214518743
oh yeah there was a furry who did that (or furries do this) with their hands, to get paws

Wish I were Amish

Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.

>>214518743
should have froze his cock #JKHowling

>>214518743
so this guy who wants body parts removed is called a lunatic but confused teenagers who want the same must be affirmed......

>>214518743
Is this related to that other guy

>sister 6'1"
>I'm 5'9"
Sigh...

>>214518737
>tesco
lol. povvo

>>214518788
>
niantic: "hm lets do a Pokemon Go event"
>>214518816
sexo

>>214518784
too late now lad you got the jew'd up goyslop version of reality

>>214518816
SNU SNU FICKI FICKI!!

>>214518788
Oh yes, it's almost upon us. It's our time.

took fear and adjusted it
been fucked over by draws too many times

Sir Weatherget Tingcolder

SEXOOOOO

>>214518816
what's your sister's number?
is she fit?

i scream
i poo

>>214518876
She has a boyfriend

>>214518858
This shit is boring
Post pure satire instead

>>214518743
atheists cheering on this example of free expression

*attacks you puppy style*

CHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAY
CHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAY
CHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAY
BAM BABABABA BAAAAM

Fish and chips for tea de lods x

alright im just getting dickbaited here. brb
going to watch some penguinz0 too

>>214518861
>Mali or draw
fool
Comoros are SHITE

>>214518898
is he a midge

>>214518910
large haddock
chips
battered sausage
peas
can of D&B or maybe bitter shandy

if you do sex stuff abroad with someone under the uks age of consent but fine in that country is that a crime?

>>214518903
the article didnt mention religion once actually

>>214518674
His name is SUZY

>>214518906
I showed this to my wife. Her response was “How old ARE you?!”. Some people just don’t understand true art.

>>214518949
no

Just devoured two noodle sandwiches
leng x

sick of alistair campbell and rory stewart getting recommended to me with their freezing cold takes

guffawing at this yt channel of this uk pakistani girl who fucking hates her race lmao

+25 sisters...

>>214518512
I watched this live

>>214518949
it is if you deliberately leave this country with the intention of doing so, yes, you degenerate dog

shoving my digital id right up my arse
mooning the parking warden when he needs my id to issue me with a fine for parking in a red route

>>214518981
I can see why the blacks like the attention tbf, there's definitely something arousing about an ethnic woman siding with you
it's like you've claimed one for your own team and taken a player off the opposition
like the equivalent of arsenal signing sol campbell but in ethnic terms

Have a trim. A Rubicon. FFC chicken shop. Link with the geldem. Allow the internet. Cotch early. Beef more. Stop gassing. A blem. A peng ting. Fresh garms. A chirps. The ends looked. The muscles hench. The bars flowing. The feds shook. A bossman, safe. A mandem enjoyed. A par given. A German whip gained.

>>214518937
No he's 6'3" and and a mulatto
>>214518949
Yes it's still illegal as soon as you return

>>214518964
>>214518986
>>214519030
find it a bit disturbing that you've researched this

facts

Hampton the Hampster - Hampsterdance

>>214519060
?
It's good to understand if you'll be arrested upon returning to the UK just because you've broken in some teenussy

Sick of O2 and their data throttling bullshit.
Works fine on 5g all day I'm at work, out in the countryside but as soon as I get back into town I'm on 4g that can barely load an image here.
Thank fuck I'm moving into my new house this weekend where the internet is all set up and working faster than it was before.

Mad how Hitler was a communist in 1919

>>214519016
what are you babbling on about you FREAK

da da de da de da do doh

reminder this was real

>>214519060
>no u

based fred

>>214519102
>Thank fuck I'm moving into my new house this weekend
which room do you reckon you'll have your first new house wank in?

>>214519112
his mind is polluted by 4chan race garbage

At toil on break got mental health

I'm off to the pube

>>214519133
why do you give a fuck
mediacucked runt retard

>>214519154
also got a cock between your legs

>>214519139
Fred was quoting Jonathan Bowden in that podcast

>>214519139
nazi scum

itty bittys and a bob

>>214519133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKU0p4S43zc

>>214519139
he also bodyguards kurt caz
dragged a gyppo to the ground in one of his videos lol

>>214519185
done him

>>214519185
I call it a hen actually

>>214519141
I'd say probably the master bedroom.
I generally like to cook lying on me back so the cock sticks out more, unhampered, and I can have at it much more freely and vigorously, you see

get the green belts flattened
get the blocks of flats built on it
get the biomass housed there
get the taxes used to give them benefits
get the sewage pumped into the rivers and oceans
get the white british demoralised
simple as

>>214519187
*floors you*

anyone have the webm of that spacker in the fortnite shirt throwing a box at a woman and then doing a little spacky dance

>>214519187
you're brown hahaha

>>214519231
>get the white british demoralised
the problem with this is nobody watches the bbc anymore
fucking annoying, how do we force citizens to watch the trusted state broadcaster and their fantastic diverse programming?

>>214519231
the leftypol manifesto

>>214519321
we don't need the bbc for that. we just keep doing what we're doing.

The X "For You" page is too addictive!!

>>214518903
Atheist here, he sounds like a very weird guy to me

>>214519348
what's yours filled with? gay porn?

Transgender Obama be like
>let me be Claire

>>214519291
JOSE ANTONIO
PRESENTE!

I'm cooking on my back bro

giddy with excitement because my favourite youtuber's babysitter shoved a pikey smackhead

>>214519395
*throws a tomato at you*

not a fan of this "kek" shit
what happened to the classic "lol", nothing wrong with it

bit weird

can you guys be funnier please?

>>214519231
not even hyperbole
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNZrv8GyjtU/

>>214519385
based and pimblettpilled

>>214519476
*lobs poo at you like the monkey you think I am*

>>214519453
what was wrong with lmao what was wrong with rofl what was wrong with roflcopter

>>214519476
Not your personal clown mate
*Honk honk*

>>214519476
sorry mate
this bloody writers strike has affected the /brit/ writers room
gabsy, effo and dallum are on the picket line, im still working because i don't do it for the money

>>214519431
*nervously shuffles cue cards to find another joke*
>Gay Obama be like: let me be queer

>>214519486
>>214519486
>>214519486

I need a girlfriend

>>214517433
Oy vey

>>214519406
¡PRESENTE!

So if I did hardcore bdsm in another country where it's legal, would it still be a crime in the UK?

>>214519501
Roflz my waflz

>>214519516
Ok that's a good one
*holds on to the tomato for now until you tell a bad joke again*

>>214519495
>pimblettpilled

>raises the King George flag
>doesn't get arrested
>remembers I'm in America
Just kidding, I'd never raise a faggot flag

In a difficult financial position recently I can't lie

Need a new job but they're giving none away

None away ...

>>214519559
You get circumcised for the Jews

don't like that edish

>>214519559
Yet you post with one
Curious

>>214519574
get on uc

>>214519584
You get circumcised for the MUZZIES HAHAHA

>>214519461
>Hopper

>>214519598
done him

>>214519574
got two holes, haven't you?