Thread 214523368

Tamriel edition

>>214523368 (OP)
africa is for the nords

Hate game/film franchises that have a million different universes

Like the daft comics that have a million different versions of Earth

putting the silksong on

Mental how people are paying $20 for a newgrounds flash game

>>214523423
read recently that these two are siblings and they shag
is that real

A tray of 10 sausages at Whitehawk FC

£6

catberg is on a madness as per

>ask grok for proof that Wales, England, and Scotland are countries
>takes ages and then names one law from 500 years ago that made Wales a part of England

Proof that Britain is the country

>>214523460
look like circumcised black mans willies

swear see if my acca falls apart because of fucking slovakia beating the krauts

I'm going to overthrow the 4chan leadership.
And I want you on the team.

>>214523460
look like poos

>>214523460
shitehawk fc

>>214523460
Thats good

>>214523460
just don't really see why they've pulled the foreskin back

paid about £75 for cuphead on about three different devices and over £100 on different ports of minecraft in my lifetime worth it though

>>214523421
i personally thing the warcraft world (pre legion) is the best fictional universe

>>214523485
No they don't

>>214523494
Can see his willy.

>>214523477
No one cares about your AI therapy sessions heathermong

>Graham Linehan ‘relentlessly’ posted abuse about trans teenager, court told

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/04/graham-linehan-trans-teenager-court

>>214523486
you'll do nothing lickle black boy

>>214523543
Why do you call me heathermong

Haha

can someone post that image heathermong made again. you know the one

>>214523451
they are in the hentais i generated

fucking hell, already tired

>>214523575
i like this film a lot

overall quality of this thread has improved in recent days
what's going on?

I'll 'ave you!

>>214523626
um why is she doing that ??

>>214523671
I've not been here

>>214523671
concerned that i've been posting less

Searching for posts that contain ‘Cronem’ and in ‘be’.

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such a massive fat cunt, hate it

>>214523626
are these sexy feet? I just feel nothing from them

>>214523728
entirely your own doing.

>>214523758
yeh

>>214523751
no, too wide and toes too short
I also don't like toe rings, personally

>>214523751
i want them up my arse

>>214523755
no the one with the 4chan gremlin thing

>>214523751
no, too wide, too square

>>214523782
>>214523783
>>214523799
the freaks have been outed

We at /brit/ congratulate the NFL on their return for the 2025/26 season (actually 4 months).

>>214523751
toes are a bit short for my liking but wouldn't pass it up

I love siccing grok on weird cunts

like @grok how many times has this weird freak posted farage

and then a few seconds later it'll reply "over 300 times"

instant shame

>>214523755
remember the time he said the cronem were in the showers washing each others cocks lmao

When my family lived in Sudan in the 1960s, truck drivers believed that the headlights ran down the truck’s battery.

footfreaks are worse than scat fetishists and paedos

>>214523831
booked monday off work to celebrate and watch the late games desu

Genuinely how the fuck does Reform expect to convince people they're not the Tories when they're just letting in all the Tory big wigs
I refuse to vote for a party with Nadine Dorries in it

>>214523789
why would you eat this on a plate
wtf
you also seem to have two different curries/sauces mixing
like wtf are you doing

that's it, wank time

>>214523902
um

>>214523787
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1741/28/1741287546889.jpg

>>214523902
>>214523919

>>214523885
yeah, they've lost my vote
id expected to use them as a thin end of the wedge but it's just a confirmed nigelwave

>>214523902
so this the pokémon go mong

>>214523902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ummy_Mwalimu

>>214523902
often wish i were a degenreate with a big fat wife who would do gay and disgusting shit lke this to me but unfortnately i'm not :\

>>214523871
It's on tonight. Stay up

>>214523921
cracks me up man

>>214523959
Yjk

howling at god mutilating children with bears because they called someone a baldy lmao

>>214523494
New episode of the Overlap looks weird

>>214523575
>>214523647
Ryan O'Neil ruined this masterpiece

>>214523959
given the jew ink i'm inclined to think she fucks that dog

>>214523885
>>214523933
About half of the Reform UK board are literally former Tories who were paid up members until after the general election.
They thought everything the Tories did, lockdowns, Boriswave, was all find and dandy and stood by Sunak until it became evident Reform was doing successful. Then they jumped ship and Nigel and his boss Zia welcomed them with open arms.

>>214524018
is that in the bible?

I am gay

>>214524060
No he didn't

>>214524072
>23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

>>214523982
shall NOT be watching the cowboys thank you

actually mental the conservatives thought an indian and then a black woman leader was a good idea
genuinely what were they thinking

>>214524063
it's a bitch

>>214524129
the cowboys have such a shit offence
go sooners!!

>>214524126
i didn't know... I RENOUNCE ATHEISM

Getting the latest moistcritikal while i wank my arse

im done i give up
put 10 hour days in for 3 days well today was more like 8 hours
still got at least 25 hours of work still to be done before sunday
not gona happen
i give up
doesnt matter anyway

do think pads still have that weird little red computer clitoris in the middle of the keyboard that can do a cheeky cursor move? wonder if anyone actually uses it

>>214524200
pm me x

>>214524227
yeah
I don't use it

daily incense and then bed (finally)

>>214524227
yes
i dont ever use it

>>214524258
hope you catch something good

>>214524279
erm hi I love you

>>214523368 (OP)
My family was once millionaires but they destroyed all the wealth and now all older family members are in debt and still pretend they have access to that wealth

>>214524299
um! i love you too! ^_^

>>214524258
>incense
you're either an Eastern Orthodox priest or a BENDER

doing some fucking nasty farts

>>214524249
usual number ya?

>>214524302
no one cares gingerpedo go kill yourself

diego is going to be amazing

>>214523959
dogmongs are deranged

Bet those farts smell amazing.

>>214524343
kys

So is Fode Philden actually a gayist?

>>214524337
...yh x

One time when there was a power cut, I knew if I woke up in the middle of the night I'd be stuck in pitch black as the lights obv wouldn't work, so I got my phone and a torch and stuck them under my pillow. In the middle of the night I woke up and couldn't find either. They just fucking completely vanished. I began to freak out BAD because I was stuck in infinite blackness with no escape. Because it was a power cut, even if I got up and found the light, nothing would happen.

I just kept frantically searching until eventually I found my phone. I've been a little bit PTSD ever since when I wake up in the dark, I always frantically look for my phone and a little bit of that panic sets back in every time. Bit annoyin haha x

commiemong has been posting absolute home runs daily

he needs a blog

>>214524415
ever heard of a candle

>>214524415
haven't had a power cut in ages, weird considering i am a northern monkey

>>214524415
wat

>>214524343
hs?

>>214524415
why not just go back to sleep in the nice darkness seeing as it's the middle of the night?

>>214524415
haha mad that
wouldn't be as scary if i was there x

oh I thought it said "I grabbed my phone torch and put it in my pillow"

>>214524507
UM x

>>214524500
Liminal

>>214524507
um X

it's over

>>214524500
bradford.

might waste my weekend playing video games and getting steamboats

>>214524415
Uncle told me about a friend pooing at the loo when the power cut.

'Help me up, I had a stroke!' Kek

i never knew natasha bedingfield was hiding this

>>214524507
this is oddly comforting

>>214524520
>>214524548
aha x

>>214524579
We are all in danger. It is evil itself.

>>214524584
what games?

>>214524537
moar like islaminal amirite
har har har har BOM BOM

>>214524591
bizarre attire for a 43 year old who was never really considered a sex symbol

>>214524591
hopefully got a mahogany truncheon up it afterwards backstage

>>214524591
nashaggher inherbedorfield

bizarre attire

Dan yell, "Bed in field!"

might get dreadlocks

>>214524653
kekers

>>214524639
bought loads of expansion maps for american truck sim i haven't played yet

>>214524664
Jews really fucked you up man youre gone

Bludclart

why do they just stand in the road?
why do they loiter so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD4F9l-qscI

>>214524450
Ig dosn't hold a candle

>>214524602
because its true true though, we'd be snuggling under the covers

>>214524709
ever thought of becoming a trucker for real?

>>214524736
wayward souls with nowhere to be and nowhere to go

>>214524709
ever thought about having sex?

>>214524450
Yeah didn't have one x. (Though for general use I'm against them. If you light a candle every night, you're continually rolling a very very slim chance that it might fall over and burn your whole house down.)


>>214524495
Prefer to just fucking panic and freak out desu x

>>214524729
innit
a deranged post from the mind of a porn addict

>>214524745
looks comfy sleeping in that cheeky little bed in the back and doing long drives but i'm too autismo and can barely drive a car

let people enjoy things, rorke!

>>214524745
after the sixth prostitute i murdered, i did consider getting into the job proper

>>214524788
No. The country must become a Nordic Aryan National Socialist haven

>>214524772
um hi? <3

woke doesn't allow this anymore

>>214524772
gay furry eyes

Soylent Brown is biomass

might become a pngtuber

>>214524764
let people enjoy things

ivan is delivering my 'roo

I will only eat cheese

>>214524786
if indians can do it, you can do it

get
her
fucking
shagged
NOW

damn

European National Socialism

>>214524866
are you trying to fuck me or something

burning some lavender incense right now
smells nice

>>214524866
CHEESE YA CUNT
CHEESE YA CUNT

wank done

>>214524898
sometimes get the 'cense on the go when having an indulgent wankage

>>214524920
cor *runs over to you like the hoover from tellitubbies*

all delivery apps should be banned
they make whites fat and sick and fund migrant smugglers

>>214524872
who is that sket

>>214524736
go to mumbai mate it's insane
there will be thousands of indians
who just go and stand/sit at the ocean edge
like none of them drinking or smoking or anything
they are in groups but barely even seem to talk to each other they just stand there doing nothing lol

>>214524883
mental that a so called super psychologist could almost die from benzo addiction

>>214524936
it's supposed to be relaxing :/

>>214524884
half of that landmass is asia

can't believe I found out homebase went under from fucking /birt/
this one goes out to the uk's #1 home renovation experts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpv5G0747V4

>>214524944
natasha bedingfield

yeah dude psychologists shouldnt be able to die from benzos or even get addicted
I watched the talk he did about it and nodded but cant remember anything about it

>>214525005
For me, it's Nelly Furtado

>>214525029

yank on a proxy/VPN
or if not then anon should be more careful about letting people into his head

filled with seething incel rage
boiling
about to burst

Get her farts sniffed
Get her poo eaten
Get her fanny shagged

don't take advice from anyone on SSRIs or antipsychotics

I wasn't going to wank but I'm thinking bout them GYATS!

Bollockbergs are sore as hell and I can’t wank

>>214525060
what?
i posted a song

>>214525029
for me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaQhiPjbXRg

>>214525082
(if not yank), why were you listening to the song?

Nelly FartTurdo

>>214525098
because i like it

>>214525112
um

just got back from the pube

ivan was a black man on a bike not in a car

>>214525117
what made you play the song today

addiction is for the weak and pathetic
wish they'd all just die honestly

Thoughts / comments on the Alan Titchmarsh poster?

Wish I was a criminal mastermind and not a bog standard midwit.

>>214525112
why are muslim women so fat, like whats the point of wearing towels if theyre going to have sinful curvy bodies underneath

>>214525139
dont know

>>214525153
were*

>>214525149
scares me frankly

>>214525160
because of the yank maybe

horrible stomach pain
massive fart
rancid stench
pain gone
back to business

>>214525171
what yank?

>>214525184
Alri Emma

dancing at the disco bumper to bumper

>>214525188
be careful who you let into your mind! better start doing that!

>>214525144
Everyone dies, given enough time. Without my addictions I’d have fuck all to live for and nothing to cope.

>>214525112
aisha that's not normal

>>214525112
fucking hell

>>214525164
and dont call me Frankie!

i've learnt that the antipaction of sex and the associated feels can be stronger than the actual feeling of sex
something to ponder

>>214525213
project on

>>214524816
What’s the story here. Why is that relatively new building in that state.

(ex) heroin addicts love
orange juice

>>214525218
heh

>>214525222
yeah?
*brushes the back of my hand along your thigh*

Don't think I'll ever get a normal gf
Will have to settle for one of those undateables types and take her to eastbourne

>>214525222
thats WRONG, unless it is, i.e., something new, curious, you want something or are trying to gain, or are a virgin

>>214525062
Is that a bow in the back of her hair? Mega cute

>>214525244
Probably scouserats

always wonder what life is like in continental euro countries like germany and france
they are so close to being 'normal' to me, closer than america and even australia, but there is still that sense of foreignness whether due to the language barrier, difference in culture or simply them being on the continent

this is art

>>214525320
>>214525287
>>214525254
>>214525222
wasn't really interested in any of these posts

got me slippers and me blanky sucking an energy beverage feeling comfy

Feeling the presence of an evil ghoul in this thread.

there is also if, for example, a long fetish
or intamacy/romance is better than sex in my opinion just my opinion to agree with someone

>>214525389
fomyeg

>>214525363
if mine was excluded from this list, does that mean you were interested in it

feel for the lad who made a bet earlier and they were all correct except Slovakia beat Germany so his £20 is down the drain

I did tell him Mali would beat Comoros though. Bossman had it as "or draw".

>>214525389
fomyeg

just to agree with it so I dont spiral into explaining for 20 posts

>>214525376
womfy apart from energy drink
far far too late for that

>>214525419
yeah, highly likely
if you'd like to refer your post to me, i can re-evaluate it

>>214525355
have often thought about this myself
there's millions of little french fellas going about their days without a care in the world

>>214525430
stfu nigga

>>214525423
he deserves it for backing 1/16 shots

what does fomyeg stand for then
seen it loads but was always worried about asking x

>>214525244
This was taken at Ashfield Valley estate in Rochdale in the late 1980s. Ashfield Valley was completed in 1969 and while it was initially popular, like many housing estates at the time, it quickly declined and by the 1980s was a haven for drug users, glue sniffers and squatters as well as being home to a large number of families, OAP's and single people. In January 1987, frozen water pipes cracked, flooding 15 of the 26 blocks. Many of the tenants were evacuated, with some having to sleep in a local church. 23 blocks were demolished in 1992.

>>214525112
mental how fit they are

>>214525469
every accusation is a confession

>>214525469
“fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul”

>>214525469
fried oup my yellow eggs
it's in reference to >>214525359

>>214525469
french olives make you eat garlic

feels good knowing the welfare state is definitely going to be cut heavily and PIPmongs will be starving haha

Everybody say sausage keep that shit goin

>>214525469
and a reflection of most their interaction :)

>>214525423
i bet again after your post and had mail win instead
unbelievable from germany and netherlands drew so it was fucked anyway
yet again im reminded betting is mostly blind luck

i want to have sex!

>>214525455
its a bit weird even though we share the same language and similar culture with americans they feel very foreign in a way that little french fellas dont
aussies are a bit closer but the feeling is still there

>>214525446
can't be arsed to scroll back up and find it but it was some racy bender comment about delicately grazing another poster's thigh with an errant whisper
somthing to that effect anyway, aha x

>>214525423
accumulators are for retards

gosh she's an awful person

>>214525491
>>214525532
these don't even fit
>>214525506
nice thanks

seeeeeex

>>214525469
fresh output mousey, you excellent genius!

>>214525508
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>214525290
really did not care for this post the most
absolute dreck
apologies for not picking up earlier

>>214525539
why does she look like she has been crying (thats hot)

norway sailing to world cup qualification

>>214525534
well
at least you know you can trust me

Germany's been quite the wildcard in recent years though. Nowhere near what they were a decade ago.

>>214525610
aww im gutted x

+30 Pokeballs

might do a shit in a bin

Should /brit/ have its own daycare facility for the little ones while the grownups work upstairs on /brit/

Night everyone x

giving it a go

I dont think r9k should be trusted around kids

he filters that word so make sure to always type f0myeg

>>214525727
f0myeg

>bloody woman just messaged me on teams saying she needs to chat with me about some toil thing on the morrow
>tell her my entire calendar is free
>she goes and chooses 9.30am

is she fucking daft
on a FRIDAY?

>>214525539
natasha bedingfield sex arse

speak to the hand cos the face ain't listening

>>214525740
must be important lad reckon you've buggered something up

roger go at throttle up

>>214525740
why the fuck are you available on teams during the evening
why have you let your time be accessible by toilberg outside working hours

>>214525771
gladly, the hand is easier to look at
ugly bastard

for example edging

>>214525740
ever shagged her

working from home more like wanking from home

>>214525793
Ill throttle/roger you in a minute

>>214525802
if you like looking at it so much have a closer look
*punches your eyeballs in*

>>214525740
i don't take any work messages after 5:30pm

if i'm on teams at night its only because i'm cranking the hog to the various toilfus profile images

gta v but they break into the bank of england
nothing there
we're fucking broke
one billion dollars worldwide sales

>>214525815
KTIM

my anxiety is so bad :(

hello OFCOM

>>214525839
kek
mad what we lads do with our own willers, eh x

>>214525837
at least i don't have to look at your ugly mug anymore haha

>>214525854
just dont worry mate x

>>214525839
oh my days rorke

>>214525854
got a friend of a friend who's a neurotic bundle of nerves, doesn't ever speak when he's around our group
everyone is painfully aware of him and how awkward he is, as soon as he leaves it's like we can all finally fucking breathe
something to consider for yourself x

jordan peterson is such a clown lmao what a LOSER

>>214525871
more of a clit in your case of course

>>214525876
hurt people hurt people...
:(

>>214525740
this is illegal in ontario

I love Jordan Peterson hes so handsome and Canadian

>>214525839
ermmm have you not heard of instagram

you ARE friends with her on social media right?

Rorke enjoying his Staropramen beer he bought from the shop because the 4 cans of 568ml Stella Artois were sold out

>>214525963
You're Rorke aren't you?

you dont have to exit straight away when youre quick catching
you can wait until the Pokemon is definitely caught and then go. there is also the different timing on Pokeball shakes when its escapes

>>214525922
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HURT
not yet

going on another mission with gfberg tomorrow
le sigh

>>214525978
I am, yes

>>214526049
do you ever wish you were single

Catberg walking across the living room to hiss at a sleeping dogstein and trotting back to sit on the sofa
What is he doing

alchemy is real1

>>214526075
no shes new and i was single for ages
it's simply gotta be done

>>214526049
where to

>>214526073
Enjoy

Brits be like Derbyshire? Yes, it’s pronounced darbasheer.

>>214526079
Asserting dominance over the slumbering 'stein

>>214526079
asserting dominance
not something you'd know about

>>214526121
one of those social occasions i've heard so much about

>>214526144
it's dar-be-shurr actually

yanks be like
im a nigger

>>214526144
americans be like arkansas? why, it's pronounced arkensaw, of course
americans also be like kansas? what do you mean, it's just pronounced kansas, what is there to get?

Drove two hundred miles today with dry socket. Aux unplugged, just me, the road and agonising pain.

>>214526079
mate grow up you're too old for pets

>>214526164
you meeting her friends?

>>214526144
I say darbi-sheer

>>214526227
ye alright sanjay

>>214526199
oh my days that is just like them for real

Lads, the post count.

Someone make the new already, got a cracker of a post and I need it to get some yous

>>214526109
me when i hit 55 magic

>>214526287
would but it's not my place

>>214526209
for me it's snapping back into reality after an hour and wondering how i got to where i am without crashing

>>214526287
Won't, out of spite

>>214526313
>>214526313
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