Thread 214528170

Big Mouth Fuck Edition

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back from gym + supermarket, took 4 and something hours, tell me that aint a job

>>214528170 (OP)
Commendatori

my gf slept with 14 guys before me including 4 blacks

Gigi died takin a shit!

Feels good man

I deserve to be loved

>>214528188
what did you buy?

>>214528170 (OP)
Ay I'm jus pinching a loaf ova here

I farted and the chair rumbled

Have you seen the new Jurassic Park

>>214528202
100% an indian made this post

Big D cups. I love the shape

>>214528257
LMAO

>>214528281
Rolling

>>214528273
Why settle for d when you can have K

>>214528118
>porn is bad because it replaces your own fantasies
no
porn is good because I have "known" girls that obviously must watch porn

she did my fantasy on my dick, she was gagging and choking, I even asked if she was okay, she kept bobbing up and down on my dick as she gave me an okay sign

I never saw so much saliva in my life, it was on her face, in her hair, it was all over her

god bless porn

I've zeroed in on a house I want to buy, I hope a jewish faggot doesn't beat me to it

>>214528281
Secret track: I Loved Him Like a Brother in Law

Is it cool to have a mustache?

>>214528298
perfect

>>214528342
Depends on your facial structure. I tried to grow one and looked like a straight up child molester.

what if instead of the international house of pancakes it was called the international house of farting and pooping

>>214528097
>>214528070
The problem is that you start to self insert as the woman and become a tranny
It also gives you a ridiculously high dopamine spike and creates a false idea of what sex/real women are like

I love her

>>214528369
I have a thick one and I'm bald, I think it's a a good combo

Remember mihai? He was the only person I know who thought Family Guy and American Dad was funny

>>214528319
some indian will buy it first and turn it into a slum with 6 apartments

>>214528307
Please kill yourself when you get the chance

It's looking more and more likely that my life will end via suicide

>>214528401
and he had a genius level IQ

>>214528401
American Dad was much funnier than Family Guy. At least years ago when I still watched tv.

>>214528407
and miss out on more awesome blowjobs?
why would I do that?

>>214528389
Vile, absolutely vile, fuck you faggot, I just vomited 7 times

What are the odds I can defect to North Korea and become a propaganda piece ( but live in comfort )

>>214528389
Not attractive

>>214528281
He never published My Kid Brother? Damn

>>214528418
I know he was published and shit
>>214528419
I like Roger

>>214528185
Being racist privately and internally and to some extent subtly racist in the open is fine is fine, but being outright openly racist creates an uncomfy environment and makes you seem lower class tbqh

>>214528404
It's more likely some trust fund queer from California will pay cash for it, then sell it next year because Vermont isn't spiritual enough

>>214528462
>I like Roger
Roger is just slightly edgier Brian

>>214528456
>>214528462
Both these unrelated posts contain the word "published"
Neat!

>>214528451
>>214528432
It's ok I have a cousin that's gay

Tonight's kino

>>214528480
It's not THAT neat

>>214528456
you don't publish a song, you release it

>>214528401
His name is out there and no one has ever found proof that he died so I'm still on the he's alive theory I think after his last drug binge he probably just distanced himself from the internet

>>214528491
Dogs can NOT play baseball

>>214528491
That dog has been dead for decades

>>214528505
Does the UK publish obituaries publicly?

>>214528501
you don't release a song, you drop it

>>214528508
literally nothing in the rules that says they can't

>>214528505
I think he went to prison or rehab

i dont know what to think of chicago
i liked slc better and even denver
i dont even know what it is just something doesnt connect with me here

I'm fucking her from behind
I'm jerking off till I go blind

>>214528491
Pure kino. I cried

>>214528529
Great show
This might the last goof show Animal Planet made
And they only canceled it because he caught basically every large freshwater fish on earth

>>214528524
you drop a track; songs are released

I hate to be that guy but the future for America is pretty grim also I don't believe in fucking any party

>>214528548
+ a bunch of insane saltwater/ocean shit too

dude is an absolute legend

>>214528570
This but Canada. I had a realization not too long ago. It's that I must get out of this terrible place. And I will soon make that a reality.

>>214528407
>Please kill yourself when you get the chance
>>214528430
>and miss out on more awesome blowjobs?
>why would I do that?

we're waiting..........

>>214528591
where you plan to go jeet?
maldives?

>>214528570
I'll fuck the democrat party since it's the party for women

>>214528591
good riddance jeet

>>214528614
>>214528617
Poland actually. I am a dual citizen. Born in Canada but I speak Polish fluently.

>>214528635
if youre already a citizen then youre not going anywhere idiot
you can go anywhere in europe

>>214528635
I heard Poland was doodoo

>>214528649
What do you mean I am not going anywhere? My ticket is already booked.

>>214528635
traitors don't deserve citizenship, get out and don't come back :)

>>214528635
not british or french not canadian

on a date a woman said her ex cheated on her for a 14 yo. Do you think she will be into DDLG

Women pooooop

>>214528671
Make him get out pussy

Poop
Funny

>>214528671
>>214528680
I don't mean this in a spiteful way but don't worry I don't consider myself Canadian just because I was born here.

>Charles is now on our coins
Don't like it

>>214528799
don't worry poland is nice

>>214528813
Imagine having a foreigner on your money. Could NOT be me

>>214528813
yeah it's still kinda sad eh

zoom class starts in a few minutes
any funny zoom pranks I can play?

If you pay for box then you still good

Recently the news has been like
>Local minor court judge decides his decisions overrule that of the government's
>Local minor court judge's decision has been overruled by the supreme court
>Washington Post writes seething article called "How fascism took root in America"

>>214528906
stupid chud

>>214528906
most of them dont even go all the way to the supreme court

anybody else hate the ltt linus always talking like he's some gamer when it's obvious he doesnt play video games and hasnt really since he was a teenager
he's such a government dick sucker too

>>214528799
bye bye now don't come back

>incel walking at beach
>pass this boomer dressed like a zoomer tiktoker
>stop at the crosswalk
>he walks super close trying to elbow me talmbout "remeber that time we opened for '90s pdf band' bruh"
Can't relax anywhere

>>214528932
Trump admin has unironically more Supreme Court challenges than any president within the modern era (IE the 80s- the present)

>>214528983
I don't watch LTT he's too much of a shill. Only streamer I watch is Nick Fuentes when he's beating the shit out of Destiny and giving him PTSD.

>>214528849
he is the king of canada thoughever not really a foreigner hmm?

>>214528906
>This dude has someone who willing films this shit, probably his gf or wife
Grim beyond belief
>>214528983
I stopped watching him when he started doing to retarded soy faces on the thumbnails.

Holy fuck, i’m about to break $200k on fidelity, i’m only 30 years old and my NW already $500k.

>>214529028
>He is the king of Canada
Lmfao

>>214529046
see my balls

>>214529041
it's useless information if you dont say how much you started with
how much did you make and over how long

>>214529063
I raise you my dick in response

>confront a family member about taking your food
>they say you are in the wrong because of your tone, you shouldn’t care, it was in the family fridge, x y z reasons why it’s not their fault
how do you respond?
Tony unrelated

>>214529041
>fidelity,
good choice, I have about 35% of my money with them

>>214529069
he's just posting a screencap he saved on Twitter lol

>>214529071
bit gay

>>214529077
move out duh
>>214529091
i mean it's not like 200k is a crazy number

>>214529077
who bought the food in the first place? if you paid for it there's an issue. if you didn't, it's not yours.

>>214529069
$0, i grew up poor and knew nothint about investing. I really just lucked into it putting a high contribution rate on my first job.

>>214529093
You gotta say "innit" at the end like your king's subjects would say

do jason goshcel and urkel still post here i havent really set foot in cum for at least a year

>>214529115
not fucking (like i give a shit) asking your life story was asking how much much you invested

>>214529134
The first two unfortunately yes but urkel is now xitter famous

yeah we're all super impressed bro keep showing off to a bunch of NEETs

>>214529041
>im only 30
Unc…

>>214529163
>money makes money
based knower

>>214529136
Iunno, $90k over 10 years.

i hope flexers get piped by a schizo

>>214528520
yeah all death certificates are publicly available as well, there was an anon that said he searched his name and never found it

>>214528532
doubt prison he never really did anything violent while drugging out, rehab maybe, he may have also just had a mental break and left

>>214529224
I thought we were frens, I have no one to share it with.

I grew up rich but I lost everything in the Tumblr porn ban. I bet the entire family fortune on sissy captions.

>>214528849
what is she eating

>>214529118
yeah?

>>214529246
nachos you indian

>>214529252
Yeah.

My mom forced me to go to special ed for a few years so she could collect ssi payments on my behalf

>>214529264
yeah nah

I should invest more of my money we have dual income and minimal expenses and it kind of just sits there, maybe at the start of next year that will be the new thing I work on

>>214529268
hustle queen
what was being a normal kid in spec ed like

>>214529259
>wypipo think those are nachos
fohhhhhhhh

>>214529294
he's posting here now so you can probably guess

does anyone want to be my friend and send each other discord messages about how we are doing in life and be personal and foster an environment of accountability and lifting each other up

Pizzer, I LIKA DA BIG PEPPERONI!

>>214529283
investing is a jewish scheme to separate you from your money so other people can use it to make themselves rich. you assume all the risk on their behalf.

>ooops company bankrupt
>your stock is worth $0
>whooopsie
>thanks for letting us play with your money tho

inb4 "but Anon there are SURE BETS and SAFE INVESTMENTS and GUARANTEED RESULTS" etc.

money is a jewish scheme, everything that follows it is just a scaffold on the scheme.

>>214529294
i was bullied by some giant autistic redhead kid

>>214529259
way too thick to be nachos, try again

my thread on /tv/ reached the bump limit

any disabled fellas here?

EY IM WANKIN OVA HEA

>>214529333
You gotta my pepperoni sandwic?

>>214529346
good job buddy proud of you

>>214529346
damn. i haven't gotten a bump limit thread in a while

>>214529361
You have to go buy the bread.

>>214529366
I have but they are shitty screenshot threads with misleading titles

>>214529326
I do but my friendships only last about 4 years at best
I will eventually consider myself a burden and self-isolate to avoid bothering you

>>214529316
>>214529344
they are nachos your gaslighting efforts have failed

been getting into sunlight lately

Shitting rn

I can't stop farting

>>214529404
I was JUST about to make a post about sunlight.

Currently watching the sun set, it's bizarre as there's a giant black cloud covering my entire area. The bright orange sunlight is washing out everything, casting shadows under a pitch black sky.

tfw no gf

>>214528906
i hate americans

>>214529436
so true

do /int/ threads that aren't generals ever reach bump limit?

>>214529436
This, so much this

I don’t even think girls are real anymore

If you don't know what current phase the moon is in you're an npc to me

Time moves so fast when you're not suffering. I hope more pain comes to me soon.

>>214529373
OHHH WERE ISH DIS COMIN FROM?

>>214529428
Wbich one is diogenes

i hate algerians
>>214529448
/pol/ bait usually does

>>214529448
sometimes. usually you need a couple of dedicated schizos to have an absurdly long argument

>>214529451
Please be my gf

>>214529442
And most of us hate Muslims :)

good moning, I hate women

>>214529451
I don't believe in astrology but the fact that I share the same sign as Drumpfy and Kanye makes a lot of sense

>>214529468
*Dogenes

>>214528906
>ingredients go everywhere
>bare hand plucking metal spike from boiling oil
>eating in bed
I wonder if he cleans any of it up before he leaves

I tried to get into niggerball to relate to my normalfag coworkers one time.

>>214529517
That doesnt narrow it down

>>214529502
>have dream
>pursue dream
I see nothing wrong here

>>214529514
it's a hotel, they have maids for that kind of thing.

mac and cheese for dinner (again)

>>214529534
Jeet behavior detected

>>214529500
youre stupid shut up

>>214529517
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Feel bad for some of you niggas ngl, wish I could help you out.

>2nd day no weed
>eaten nothing
>feel like I want to vomit
No withdrawals my ass

>>214529558
what made you post this?

>>214529534
shopping cart theory dropout ahh post

>>214529558
Islam is right about women

>>214529547
yoshi yoshi
good algerian-kun good boy
i hate shitlibs far more than i could ever begin to hate muslims
if anything id like to recruit some egyptian sunni to btfo this fucking mamdani
least sunnis arent commies unlike fucking shiites

>>214529558
not an assman but dayum the booty is tight

>>214529559
Lol the only negative I feel when I quit weed is extreme boredom and my day feeling empty

>>214529547
*Spits*

>>214529555
that's what i must've sounded like to them. there's no use in trying to pretend you're one of them, they can always sniff out a fake

>>214529558
Had a chick dressed like this work out like a foot right in front of me. Literally got a boner

>tfw will never have a gf like this

JB Pritzker is a fat nigga fr

>>214529544
not to argue, but do you think a jeet has ever had a reason to explore the bathroom in their hotel room?

I am starting to think this Trump fellow may be controlled by tiny hat men

>>214529619
on god?

>>214529558
watching videos like this gives me appreciation for the burka
i think it's about time to launch a jihad against wamen this has gone far enough

never met anyone named Bertrand or Ralph.

>>214529629
Fair point. They shit in the hall

should i get an anytime fitness membership?

>>214529613
I think a part of maturity is realizing all women have the same parts, so a woman looking sexy in booty shorts or a thong isn't impressive. I think it's much hotter for a woman to be fully clothed and still be attractive. It also requires more that the woman be a individual, and not just another dime a dozen whore who looks good naked

>>214529513
>cynic is a word derived from the ancient greek word "kynikos" meaning dog like
heh

>>214529643
what do i care?

money + bitches

>>214529633
Dead ass broseph

>>214529571
I just see a lot of sad posts and some of you guys seem to be hurtin. Poor, depressed, lonely, etc. It pains me to see my /cum/niggas in distress.

>>214529660
don't forget cocaine

Posting from the library.

I always tell myself there’s no point in arguing online. But, some of you niggas really need to reconsider your opinions.

ayo this nigga homeless

>>214529677
Being homeless in Canada is preferable to being middle class in India

>>214529558
just listening to my meltdowns and not being mean is enough to help
I think you helped me yesterday, thank you

>>214529665
why does he have so many turkish refugees in his house?

>>214529665
the average iq of this thread has to be like 75
i aint cryin over ya dumb niggas

>>214529716
Do not insult the Emirs he is hosting

>>214529676
Arguing online is for your own views to be sharpened, and for the benefit of the audience. It isn't to change the mind of the person you're arguing with

>>214529711
Fair enough bro
>>214529716
Genuine kek

>>214529649
I don't completely disagree but the average women looks much much worse than the two webms above. Clothed or semi-nude

>>214529736
Sometimes it's just to upset people.

Lububu Dubai Chocolate in Miami.

>>214529748
That's because they're fat or because the women in the videos create unrealistic beauty standards in your mind like porn does

>>214529665
Nawwwwwww what da fuck is that?!

I don't know what Dubai chocolate is and idc. It's just another current thing that normies pretend to care about in the moment to satisfy the monotony of their npc lives

>>214529766
shaka when the walls fell

>>214529750
> Sometimes it's just to upset people.
You upset me with your retardation. Bravo.

>>214529784
horrendous meme food that is now killing people

>>214529784
Imagine you get raped by a dark buff Arab man who calls himself "Dubai Chocolate"

>>214529796
I only ever watched that series specifically and never finished it but that was the episode that made me think that maybe there is something to this whole think. Extremely interesting.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

>>214529788
:3

>>214529810
They must have the indian version over there in BC

>>214529816
sounds like the beginning of a very spicy fanfic

>>214529788
Thought that was a bear poking it's head in the window

>>214529784
I got high and had a very strong urge to try it despite having no previous interest in it and I ended up eating like half of a massive bar it cost like $20 though so I would only ever have one again for a special occasion

>>214529768
>That's because they're fat
That's the thing, at least 50% of all women are fat and not the one where they have phat tits/ass

>>214529823
TOS and DS9 are worth checking out as well

>>214529842
hullo

I remember one time in middle school I answered a teacher's questions too many times in a row and when I raised my hand she said "Anybody other than anon?" and it was very embarrassing

I wanted to fuck that teacher so badly

They identified the Algonquin Park kid. It was a 22 year old from Ohio who wanted to avoid the draft.

>>214529893
>I wanted to fuck that teacher so badly
I regret not sexing my math college woman professor. She had a ring and all, but the sexual tension was still there. Sometimes I feel like messaging her on fb, but that'd be too desperate.

>>214529877
I wish he had domesticated bears

haha look what happened to mr moneybags.

>>214529950
Foxes for me

>>214529658
i'll get nice and big for ya

>>214529918
the what

>>214529950
I also want foxes

>>214529956
Saw a fox in my yard a couple times

>>214529956
>>214529966
you can own bears and foxes in America, you're in luck!

*experiences may vary*

I saw a femcop at the in-n-out yestruday. All I wanted was for her to suffocate me with her butt and make me shout I CANT BREATH

>>214529966
you can order one from russia they've been trying to isolate the "domestication gene" or whatever for years, they're basically slightly more wild cats though they'll scratch up your furniture and try to burrow but are domesticated enough to be taught very basic obedience and to not run away

>>214529918
Jesus if he was born in the 60s

Algonquin is a real place? I thought that was just a Grand Theft Auto 4 thing

>>214529956
>>214529966
based fox appreciators

STOP THE COUNT!

>>214529677
>>214529697
I'm not homeless, I'm studying for my HLLQP.

>>214529918
looks like the little commie's plan didn't work so well...based Canadiana sending him to hell with the rest of the VC's

>>214530008
i think it's from a bugs bunny cartoon

GTA 4 is best GTA

>>214530008
my mother works there so idk maybe

>abandon your home and country to avoid dying in a forest in some distant land

>end up dying in a forest in some distant land

>>214530004
Link? It just shows up in a box or?

>>214529999
Do you think St. Floyd's heavenly ascension would have caused riots if it was a female cop choking him out by sitting on his face?

>>214530044
>studying to be a insurance salesman
grim

>>214530008
>>214530052
It’s a real place but sadly it was lost somewhere in Hudson Bay.
The First Nations called it Gonklantis.

>>214530092
What are you doing to improve your life, anon?

/cum/ is the mordern algonquin round table

>>214530070
trvke

>>214530112
Classic deflection tactic, you'll do a great job at stealing money from elderly and housefire victims

>>214530092
nta but insurance brokers/agents can make 6 figs with relative ease if they open their own office or they work for a good broker

the xtube nuke has been a disaster
im downloading 18 gigs of porn all night

>>214530129
How does an insurance salesman steal money from a housefire victim? If they bought insurance they get a pile of money when their house burns down.

You do know how insurance works, don't you?

>>214530075
Id rather die in the Canadian wilderness than the Vietnamese jungle.

>>214527328
Sent that incel freak flying

>>214530080
Its like $9000 you can look up Mitchel Kalmanson they're the only approved importer I know of since they sell exotic animal insurance which depending on where you are you may be required to have, they order the animal and its flown over on a commercial flight and then you either meet them and pick it up or have them pay an additional fee to drive/domestic flight it out to you based on how far away you are

>>214528281
For me? It’s got to be “Turn That Off”

>>214530070
>GTA 4
Agreed. I was addicted to it back in the day, now I can't game for more than 5 minutes.

The leads are weak

Yes, I'm an incel freak.

She’s so perfect

>>214530149
In Vietnam you could have banged tight and docile Viet girls

>>214530190
that's a pretty big ass from that angle

>>214530129
I'll be providing valuable products and services to real people that matter. Insurance is important and it's important that someone seeking advice or an insurance policy have a licensed and competent advisor. Everyone needs insurance and insurance is updated all throughout one's life so it's a very lucrative market.
>>214530132
This nigga knows.
>>214530144
This nigga as well. Insurance premiums get paid directly to the insurance company and dividends/money is (generally) paid directly to the beneficiary.
*********take none of this as advice as I'm still studying***********

>>214530144
Kek ok vile schlomo
https://calmatters.org/economy/2025/06/california-investigates-state-farm/

>>214530190
How is it possible that she already is starting to wall? Isn’t she young as fuck? Massive Anglo genes.

>>214530149
>>214530197
Vietnam is straight up kino, wish I'd had the chance to get napalm'd

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757030701181143.webm

Used to talk to this girl from /soc/ that was really in to femdom and she'd call me and encourage me to waste my load by shooting it in to the toilet and flushing it away where it wouldn't bother anyone, mentally that was probably really bad for me but I still occasionally crave that level of degradation, maybe I can find a gf that cucks me but only like twice a year or something so things don't go too far and we can otherwise be normal upper middle class ideal family

>>214530243
Yes, unironically.

>>214530179
I absolutely loved the aesthetic and the best storyline

daily reminder the janny is a nigger lover
who will never be a real woman

I feel like I would have done good in vietnam, I wouldn't really of had any issue napalming people or raping, probably would have been a shitty time but I don't think I would have complained too much as long as I got to do a small amount of war crimes before it was all over

>>214530190
i love women thighs

>>214530261
Insurance is good in theory but they fuck people over all the time. Constantly even. You're going to be trained in how to fuck people over

>>214530275
and he does it for free

>>214530213
Your evidence is spoiled California brats aren't happy with their claims experience? When I read things like "reimbursements" it's almost always someone demanding things their policy doesn't owe or cover, but they just demand them anyways.

>I'm owed this because I think I should get it!
>but sir the policy contract clearly doesn't insure you against "emotional distress"
>THIS IS BULLSHIT I'M COMPLAINING TO THE MEDIA

t. claims nigga who knows what he's talking about

>>214530211
Based fellow insurance nigga.

>>214530181
The fucking leafs are weak? You’re weak

i didn't know you needed a license to be an insurance salesman

>>214530285
Do you have evidence of what you claim?

>>214530294
>>214530294
>>214530294
migrate in 15 seconds when bump limit

>>214530228
She's 26

>>214530197
nearly saw a fist fight between a vietnamese guy and and vietnam vet at a local festival once the vietnamese guy was running a little food stand and he was taking slightly too long on the old man's order and he said something to him in vietnamese and then they started yelling at each other in it and the guy started talking about how he killed a bunch of them and his adult daughter had to like pull him away and then she came back and apologized to the guy

>>214530211
>This nigga as well. Insurance premiums get paid directly to the insurance company and dividends/money is (generally) paid directly to the beneficiary.

This is correct. Indemnities are paid to the policyholder. Premiums paid by customers are put into a trust account so the money can't be pilfered by sales staff. They get their commission post-fact, from the Insurers whose products they sell.

>>214530322
Stop this early shit

>>214530238
some of you really need help

>>214530347
>thread limit in 10 seconds
nobody loves you because of this autistic jewry

>>214530361
I do

>>214530294
>>214530294
>>214530294

>>214530378
this
we have laws in this general and if we don't obey them we will descend into anarchy
is that what you want fellow anons? anarchy? NO!

.

oh

N

igger.