Thread 214531970

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>>214531970 (OP)
this is me
i'm so fucking lonely

>>214531960
ahem let me repeat myself
I graduated from there this year

One time a girls sweaty thigh kept bouncing onto my arm and on a packed bus and i got an erection.

>>214532009
congrats lad

>>214531970 (OP)
I rode next to a girl for like 8 stops one time without speaking a word, she looked unimpressed and disappointed when she got off.

*enters the thread*

Where are my Exeter boys at?

I spent 5 years in this absolute hellhole.

I KNOW with absolute certainty that some of you bastards who I met in my years are here in the digital form in 4chan.org.

Where are the 2016-2020 people? You know me by my name: It begins with R, and continues with an A and maybe an H.

>>214531887
/ck/ can be very funny

average /brit/ poster

>>214532009
Last year? Nigger I don't give a fuck.

My years were 2016-2020. Where are my people? I stand here waiting for them.

Someone fucking shoot me

whens the last time you had a kickabout with your mates

>>214532021
Get these freaks locked up

Cadbury cream bar! Now with 20% more bodybuilder semen!

dandy nandy randy sandy brandy landy andy candy zandy xandy

>>214532047
>>214532048
>posted at the same second

it's a sign from the gods

seriously. it's just completely over for me.

Keir Starmer is the Roman Reigns of UK politics. He keeps being pushed even though nobody wants to see him

>>214532034
this looks so much like someone i know it startled me a bit

>>214532029
>>214532044
yeah mate it's me liam
you remember me, right?

Caitlin was a very kind girl to me. She made me feel welcome wherever possible.

I still feel bitterness towards her, however. She didn't do enough to rescue me in the darkest, most oppressive days of 2016.

When I was rotting away in Lopes, she did nothing.

My verdict for Caitlin is as such: She was a gorgeous and admirable girl, but ultimately she did betray me, and I will never forgive her for that.

>>214532081
it's a brit lad from some random youtube video that was a short time meme on /brit/

my first pimp taught me how to cook

you now remember hat posting

>>214532094
I never ever knew a "Liam". Go fuck yourself.

It's never over
All my blood for the sweetness of her laughter
It's never over
She is the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
Oh, but maybe I'm just too young
To keep good love from going wrong

peng aussie ting

>>214532095
you rotted away in lopes because you were an incel freak
fuck you, she owned you nothing

Lack of drug legalization tends to be when a government thinks It’s stronger by freely bothering some percentage of the population.
A sign that a government will do very few things and just wants power.

>>214532079
um

any exeter uni 2022-2025 man in
where you at!

>>214532137
Or hear me out just don't smoke crack

>>214532131
>you rotted away in lopes because you were an incel freak
Do you even know what "Lopes" is?

Go on. If you know me, then you'd be able to say it. What is "Lopes"?

>fuck you, she owned you nothing
Nobody knew me anything.

But you know what I was owed? Respect. I was owed to be treated as a human being.

And at the end of the day, not a single person in Exeter ever treated me like that.

>>214532029
giga normoid if you met a single person during uni tbqh

I remember my time in the psych ward
Fucking awful place. Completely demeaning to people with mental health issues. You do meet a lot of schizo fitties though so I suppose that's not a bad thing.

>>214532128
get the biomass imported ASAP

>>214532168
I met a million people.

At the end of the day, I remained a kissless dateless handholdless virgin, however.

>>214532168
ktim
stayed in my room the entire time

are ghosts real?

the great debate

>>214532178
nope

>>214532146
what did you think of the town mate

People born in October are losers

the 10+ year old stale image, the unfunny post and the yank flag combo again is it

>>214532188
proof?

>>214532197
checks out. my birthday is October 6th.

>>214532149
Lopes is the shag dungeon at exeter uni
you weren't much of a shagger though were you
>But you know what I was owed? Respect. I was owed to be treated as a human being.
you have to earn respect by not being an uninteresting freak

stop bullying anglos

>>214532196
it was alright

>>214532200
The man with the least to add critiques the most etc

lmao why did we do this we're so random

>>214532210
just picture what this trannard redditor looks like irl

woke up at 1am
just smoked a fat doobie
need employment pronto before I end up becoming a total neet waster

>>214532230
just like that anime character i would imagine.

>>214532226
>1 suicide
what was his problem?

>>214532173
Compo Beach in Westport, Connecticut.

White: 75.96%
Black or African American: 9.91%
Two or more races: 8.76%
Asian: 3.48%
Other race: 1.88%

woah

American houses are made of plywood and the "tiles" on their roofs are made from material we put on shed roofs but cut into squares.

Might go to church this Saturday, cheeky confession. Desperately need to feel normal

>>214532207
>Lopes is the shag dungeon at exeter uni
Lopes? What is Lopes? Go on. You tell me what that word means.

>you weren't much of a shagger though were you
I cannot shag. That is my curse. I did everything to attract women and yet not a single girl was ever romantically attracted to me.

>>214532216
yeah

>>214532255
probably thought the icelandics were a bunch of viking madmen who'd tear him limb frmo limb when they just let britain walk in whilst having stern words against their neutrality being violated

meant to have my second jobcentre meeting tomorrow and I can't be arsed
sick of it already, might just bin it off and live off what little money I have

>>214532029
Did you manage to get bullied at uni? How is that even possible?

good thing about growing up middle class in a working class povvo shithole is that you appear an aristocrat to council raised women because you grew up in a detached home and had food from M&S, so you get lots of working class fanny.

if i had the same lifestyle in say middle class kent surrounded by people like me I would have been an unremarkable virgin

>>214532261
do you ever look at a map and realise something obvious
like i never knew japan was that close to korea
thought it was way off into the sea

>>214532266
tried gaining a clue?

>>214532226
>lmao why did we do this we're so random
very clear and obvious reasons if you just read a bit of the wikipedia article lad

um

>>214532271
what do you have to do during the meeting? how much money you got saved?

>>214532271
this is exactly what they want you to do

this says a lot about society

>>214532272
Looks like a willy.

reject anglo-babylonian “civilisation”
return to cattle raiding, clan life and speaking gaelic

>>214532283
>Did you manage to get bullied at uni?
Not really.

Nobody ever "bullied" me at uni. Still didn't stop the horrible fate that happened to me.

I spent 4 whole years at Exeter University without a single woman ever expressing a single iota of romantic interest in me.

It honestly made me feel like a subhuman. Imagine spending so many years in a place and still having those people deem you as "not a viable romantic option".

>>214532291
>reading outside of school time
teacher's pet

>>214532271
Had my fortnightly job centre video call today but said I was too ill so he rebooked it for 2 weeks from now. I do this for about half of my appointments (all video calls)

>>214532285
this is complete bullshit

>>214532287
its not as close as it looks in that image. much further away than we are from france for example

>>214532272
nasty spell that lad

LORD, do not rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath.
Have mercy on me, LORD, for I am faint; heal me, LORD, for my bones are in agony.
My soul is in deep anguish. How long, LORD, how long?
Turn, LORD, and deliver me; save me because of your unfailing love.
Among the dead no one proclaims your name. Who praises you from the grave?
I am worn out from my groaning. All night long I flood my bed with weeping and drench my couch with tears.
My eyes grow weak with sorrow; they fail because of all my foes.
Away from me, all you who do evil, for the LORD has heard my weeping.
The LORD has heard my cry for mercy; the LORD accepts my prayer.
All my enemies will be overwhelmed with shame and anguish; they will turn back and suddenly be put to shame.

>>214532197
>>214532202
if you were born between september and october that means you were concieved at a christmas party

>>214532230
the ones I follow are smoke shows

>>214532322
worked for me
they think they’re being socially mobile
you need to be at least somewhat attractive beforehand of course but it’s definitely an advantage

>>214532341
Nah, my dad's birthday is in January
Checks out considering 2 of my brothers are born within 2 days of me

>>214532341
and somewhere out there is a photocopied image of your mum's bum whilst your dad was fucking her

>>214532295
first one I went to was some basic introductory thing regarding claiming for UC
was just some african who I could barely understand asking me if I played fifa and explaining to me how the gov website works like I hadn't already used it
got £5k, might just live off that and then apply for jobs on my own instead of claiming because I (assume) their goal is to stick you in any job vacancy they can and that would happen since I'm not a complete mong freak with a paragraph of mental disorders who could play the bennies game

>>214532202
October 12th me

>>214532263
Your houses are made of bricks, solid stone, and hardwood
And then they’re given over to brown boat people
Who cares

The 'net sucks so fucking bad now. Everything sucks.

>>214532361
My brothers are October 5th and 4th respectively. Reckon my dad begged a birthday shag.

tfw u sitting at the rockstar table

>>214532315
did you even try social things? like consistently?

>>214532347
It goes both ways though
middle class girls love opening their legs for working class brickies

>>214532370
elton john bottom right

>>214532355
might as well just get the money while you can desu

Mental that martial rape only became illegal in 1991

>>214532367
we need to bring back the world wide web, used to love surfing the information super highway me

>>214532385
this happens less than you believe, that working class lad has to already be very masculine and attractive, his working class nature is an exception not the cause or advantage

i want to be a girl and get fucked by a big cock, is that too much to ask?

>>214532389
>martial
Bradkey Walah.jpg

>>214532404
what zero fanny does to a nigga

>>214532404
get a dildo hun

>>214532384
Yeah. I really did.

I was told that "when you get to university, you need to hold your door open and welcome everybody"

So I did that.

Romantically, what I found was that women would consistently express interest in guys other than me... The smelly, short, fat cunt in my lecture would have a girlfriend. But not me.

It just never, ever, ever made sense. I did everything right and yet I have never had a girl approach me and say "I'm attracted to you, and I love you, and I want to date you."

Looking at the archive of certain gimmicks really does show how mentally ill some people here are

>>214532424
how come you're having a meltdown about this now? when you graduated 5 years ago?

>>214532424
maybe you're just not that good looking mate

>>214532412
Harry maaate

Family Guy

At least Britian escape becoming a idioarcy like America

Stroking my fat cock

>>214532424
>a girl approach me

>>214532449
hi? x

When I was at uni I constantly got mogged by all the posh rugby tarquins and even the middle class lads as well
Quite the working class runt I am

>>214532424
oh my days mate move on get a life
no one cares you were a nigel in university

>>214532441
I've been having a meltdown ever since the day I blew up in Spring 2020. If not earlier.

>>214532446
I am significantly better looking than you, and 95% of pathetic little goblins in /brit/world.

>>214532453
>idioarcy

>>214532210
Lots of people have a chip on their shoulder regarding Britain.

>>214532465
handsome in the face me but have irish runt miner proportions. 5’8 and 10 stone.

My dad lost 10 grand betting on Mike Tyson to beat Evander Holyfield

just enabled the hide taskbar setting in windows
corrr peng so much more space at the bottom

>>214532471
if you are significantly better looking than me, then how come i shagged multiple girls at uni, yet you couldn't even get one?

>>214532471
if you're actually good looking girls will approach you sooner or later. i'm not (obviously) but i have friends who are more autistic than me but actually attractive

>>214532434
ever heard the phrase "let sleeping dogs lie"

Quit another job today. Didnt say a word just left my cuckstamp nametag on the time clock, punched out and drove home at break. Back to the hustle

>>214532494
um

give me the saddest song for you

>>214532490
>2025
>not being a macchad

ngmi

>>214532424
Do you have autism or some sort of personality disorder?

>>214532506
Based. Fuck the pozzed globohomo Jews.

>>214532491
>if you are significantly better looking than me, then how come i shagged multiple girls at uni,
Because women do not have the best taste.

You are an ugly person, you smell like sweat and garbage, why would any woman want to engage in relations with you?

>>214532495
Nope. I did everything in my power and yet no woman ever expressed romantic interest in me.

>>214532490
What’re you going to do with it all lad

>>214532519
got all me windows-exclusive gay porn saved on here sorry x

>>214532510
I don't listen to sad music
Only positive vibes

>>214532520
There’s a freak on here that likes to stay up late and have meltdowns about how stupid and virginous he is and how many times he’s been ignored and rejected

Some lads try to give him a word of advice but he always makes excuses and refuses to listen. Cunt must be about 30. Fucking tragic bastard imagine being him. Hope he kills himself tbqh.

>>214532535
good lad

>>214532510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTjKwTLxet0

>>214532528
you don't know me
go fuck yourself incel freak

>>214532510
heres one without looking too much into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBRMUWs8ij4&list=RDJBRMUWs8ij4&start_radio=1

>>214532549
bent if you wouldn't

>>214532549
is this the one with the split tongue?

>>214532549
i have the same headphones

^_^

>>214532510
Everywhere at the End of Time

could god make a poo so dry he couldn't poo it out?

>>214532572
way too late for something that fizzy and sweet
we need a one-off exclusive hot chocolate image

Uni is where Chad and Stacey go to parade around each other like peacocks

Need to get my security loicense like the one leaf

>>214532494
oh no, how horrible

literally me

>>214532591
you want marshmallows or whipped cream or neither?

>>214532604
marshmallows pls

>>214532528
well what do you think is more likely, either everyone else is wrong, women are stupid and don't actually know what they're attracted to. OR... you're not actually that attractive

>>214532604
I want it all

Got Jewish globalist propoganda on the telly

>>214532424
did in those 4 years you ever realize you could walk up to some of those whores and ask them out?

>>214532619
same im watching star trek

>>214532604
can we have marshmallows, whipped cream and a little flake, please?

>>214532622
no he sat in his incel room or leered at women from across a pub and then got all pissy when he didn’t get his cock sucked

>>214532624
So what was the deal with that pale guy
Was he an alien

>>214532622
I cannot ever do that.

If i ever expressed to those girls that I were attracted to them, they would banish me and never acknowledge me ever again.

Remember hearing the girls in uni talking one night when we were all drinking in the communal area and one girl asking the big fat ugly bint how much Tinder cock she's had during freshers and her replying "endless". Big blackpill moment for me.

respond to my post

>>214532624
tea! earl grey! hot!

>>214532641
societies had rules against fornication for a reason

>>214532641
i remember walking past a girl talking to her friend and she said
>do you ever accidentally bump into someone you shagged on campus?
made me feel like the most virginal freak in the world kek

>>214532639
oh shut it you big woofter

rorke got no motion
rorke moving no bricks

>>214532635
Data was an android
>>214532645
all due respect thats a shit tea choice

>>214532047
>>214532048
funniest fucking thing posted here in a long long time

>banish me
lmao you don’t live in 1120 mate

piccy bldg

>>214532658
She looked like the female version of this

Bro said woofter
Ain’t no way that’s a real word

>>214532664
glad you liked it

>>214532633
I mean I was basically a shut in during uni and graduated a virgin, never went out or anything, only school and home and even I had three girls try to get in my pants and one of them was an uber popular girl who at first I thought was doing it to make fun of me but then she broke down and cried when I rejected her.
Unless you are obsenely obese and ugly there really is a very small chance of that type of shit happening.
>>214532639
So you presented yourself as basically a eunuch and never showed attraction to anybody and now you are shocked nobody ever fucked you?

sorry I made it before I saw the whipped cream and flake requests
maybe I can make more

>>214532688
corrrrr!!!

>>214532688
>at the beach
>during sunset
>at 3:55am in britain
get it backdropped by a cozy fireplace, now.

maybe this one is better
the cup appears to be wearing a knitted jumper?

>>214532700
stop posting these gay fucking images mate

>>214532520
its 2016mong, he's a paki which he never mentions because it makes it obvious why women never go near him

why did you do it

Oh it over for me x

Why does the UK keep accepting refugees despite that they’ve been saying no since brexit?
Why do not politicians do anything?

>>214532698
hmmmm...
ok hold on

I made out with 5 girls during freshers (1 week) but i only slept with 1 girl throughout my 3 years of uni
i guess i just stopped bothering trying in clubs after first year

>>214532704
don't listen to this one

>>214532711
the donors bribe the politicians to accept them because they inflate property prices, provide more customers and lower wages.

>>214532705
And is this "2016 mong" in the room with us right now?

>>214532711
Leftypol says yes and they seem to be the vast majority

started uni in 2021 me so all the fucking things were shut
made a few male friends
never met any women
was only up there two days a week and then dropped out by christmas

>>214532711
because we love brown people

>>214532130
Glad to see she's gaining it back.

ok

>>214532736
>2021
ktim
redid a year because I stopped showing up as well, did my final year resit over summer just now and AI'd the entire thing and will find out if I've failed and wasted 4 years of my life in a couple weeks x

>>214532731
yeah hi mate, how are you doing? how's the poo-coloured skin treating you?

this one maybe the flake looks a bit better

>>214532736
protip: do it yourself. everything you need is online (for free)
also, noone here cares about whether or not you fail in life and end up suffering. in all likelihood they would get a laugh out of it.

>>214532748
acceptable
*pats you on the back*

>>214532735
>>214532739
Oh I see.
So the majority thinks it’s okay and likes them. Alright.

>>214532759
As long as you checked all the references, they won't detect AI
You didn't copy paste directly from AI right anon?

>>214532778
I'm glad you have accepted the hot chocolate

Hate the logic of the assembly line
Hate the rushed & stressed out urbanite world
Hate being an appendage to machineberg
Need a dreadlock farmers market gf and a VHS collection

>>214532711
British politicians serve global interests not British voters.

>>214532759
>>214532777
i got an apprenticeship in IT and have 3 years experience now and gaining certs
the only reason I wanted to go to uni was to get a stable income and not have to do some shite like construction. i initially wanted to do medicine or law but the lockdown fucked my highers up because it was on predicted grades

l refused the heroes quest and destroyed something beautiful. Are there any books, movies, poems or art that would resonate with these feelings?

>>214532787
>You didn't copy paste directly from AI right anon?
yes, that's all I did
would rather kill myself then actually spend a second doing uni work so it's in god's hands now...

>>214532801
yes it’s called how to stop being an blubbering poof by the school of hard knocks

>>214532784
we're joking
immigration is very very unpopular

>>214532798
I have a vhs collection

>>214532800
consider investing / trading instead of wage-slaving if you haven't already

>>214532784
UK is heavily classist so the higher class you are the more opinion is taken into consideration. The immigrants all flood into the low class areas and the upper classes sit in restaurants full of all white people or the most white washed non whites patting each other on the back about how accepting and empathetic and good they are for letting them in, they also make more money off their labour. It's only now that the migrants are starting to show up in upper middle class areas that they're changing their tune.

The reverend jim jones

>>214532735
wrong, brexit was a referendum on immigration and every major party since 2010 has promised to reduce immigration. the problem is that they just won't do it

>>214532759
been eagerly awaiting your result
i'm probably going to end up in a job completely irrelevant to my degree because there just aren't that many graduate jobs. and i don't care i just want to work and go home. wouldn't be the end of the world if you failed

>>214532800
how's the toil?
I might have to do this if I've failed uni and have no qualifications to my name, would it be weird starting an apprencticeship at 24?

Loads of lads go to uni purely for freshers to shag and then drop out. Would you pay 9k to shag for a week?

>>214532803
mate you are fucked
they will call you in for an academic misconduct meeting based off the false references
you just wasted about 50k

>>214532824
the pay is dog shite for the first two years
the work is monotonous, stable and procedure based so you need to be a spastic to fuck it up. but if you want to move into better roles you’ll obviously need graft and have to teach yourself a lot of stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWTmbdDQ16A&list=LL&index=4

>>214532834
about 90% of students are doing this and the country is on the verge of collapse
no one gives a fuck anymore

>>214532823
will let you know pronto lad x

>>214532834
*starts doing a gay porn dance in the middle of the thread* yeah?

They’re having a funeral for the n word

>>214532845
lol cope
most students aren't retards who use fake references
you are not getting qualifcations

the deanoboxes must be built.

>>214532809
How many % of Britts are not in favor of migrants and how many are in favor, for your experience?

>>214532817
Don’t wealthy people live in the cities where many migrants live, so they more often encounter them?
Also aren’t they more likely to have wives and daughters that criminal migrants can prey on?
It’d be natural that they have to be more cautious around migrants.

>>214532845
No, that is retarded even the most bumfuck uni will check your references.
You can lie about references if its the same book and lie about the page you can do this in course work material if you cant find sources for shit, but when you are doing your thesis it is absolutely retarded to make shit up even on a small scale, these people will be going through your shit, why give them the chance to fuck with your shit?

why does everyone call him moist critical when his username is penguinz0

>>214532844
I listen to this every time you post it

Bro, the video for DARE is like, weirdly sexual

I don't know why they think it's appropriate to make a video of a little girl dancing in her room next to some guy's giant bald head

>>214532969
im sat here with it on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0bNkYFJ1w&list=RDHj0bNkYFJ1w&start_radio=1

>>214533012
it seems good music for a meditation or trance like state

>>214532748
>>214532768
Lovely images. I don't mind you posting the drinks as long as you update them seasonally.

>>214532973
its really not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNQRKyIRe3E

I spent 100 years expecting this moment...

Every single motion deserves to be dedicated to me.

I need a delicious beverage. A diet dr sounds perfect

>>214533039
oh I will... I'm just enjoying the last days of summer for a while still
will begin autumnal things on september 22nd

christmas hot chocolate is not seasonal for early september

>>214532914
probably like 80% not in favor
the only ones who aren't against immigration are rich people who don't have to interact with immigrants

>>214533073
Make it September 12th. That's a better spot between the meteorological and astronomical.

>>214533050
I guess I didn't quote it so now I look like and say that

>>214533119
*bites fist* ohhhhhh idk
maybe I'll just ease into it gradually between now and the 22nd

>>214533089
that's true
the images in the following months will not be christmassy until the last few days of november
christmas images will then take place through the first week of january

>>214533141
i thought that was the intention with self insert neutralplier

it mentaloid hour

>>214533181
Yeah this sounds like a decent idea, maybe just mix them in occasionally. Bit like the creeping Autumn.

james joyce was a fart enthusiast

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Going to a 21st birthday party for a work colleague tn
I absolutely must not drink and make a fool of myself

>>214533263
LovesickVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NavfKnCR_4

interesting persepective

Oh that's rorke retreating back to his video games and vices after sticking his head out into the real world and getting raped. He'll regather his strength and try again monday

>>214533183
Does this even make sense it reads like what a deranged 95IQ person thinks is smart but maybe I'm being filtered

a kfc lunch is on the cards, methinks

managed to bag an 18 year old lass but i fucked it up didn't i

morning lads, happy to report that i shagged the missus yesterday evening

>>214533201
what's the appeal of generating seasonal drinks?ai is fun to play around with sometimes but i think i would get bored doing it every day

>>214533338
One FLG Box for a mister Nguyen

>>214533341
*looks around the thread*

uhh...yeah.

>>214533263
i think you guys were posting this hours and hours ago when i was talking about going to therapy

>>214533373
it's actually pretty normal

>>214533238
possibly
>>214533345
I just like to see what happens
it might be slightly related to my ocd but also I just like it

Bored

>>214533422
how?

how did scandis become such autists?

>>214533429
Only boring people get bored

>>214533372
lovely head of white hair
guys saying whaddaya want from me

>>214533422
buy silksong and give it a play

>>214533325
i doubt it's a real quote lol probably just taking the piss. i've never read foucault but apparently post modernists make more sense in their native french

>>214533445
gf was talking about that but I don't really play videogames

>>214533344
not really true for major european cities but north america on the other hand...

>>214533396
understandable

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GxSLIgNKYZY
brits seething

>>214533344
lol at bosnia, albania, turkey etc

>>214533372
google images does so much heavy lifting for me every single day

>>214533432
cold winter theory

>>214533433
weird al did it better

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>>214532230
>just picture what this trannard redditor looks like irl
Probably like the rest of you limey faggots.

>>214533742
kind of funny you still think we're insulted by the word limey in any way