Thread 214532208

Sam Hyde edition

>>214532208 (OP)
fart edition

>>214532208 (OP)
This nigga hasn’t evolved or developed his shtick in over a decade. He’s boring now, but the constant stream of teenagers discovering him as they enter their edgy humor phase is probably enough to keep him at least semi-relevant for life.

kino watched
8.5/10

Dubs and I jerk off

idiocracy got everything right. Saying it’s not a documentary is just contrarianism

>>214532243
No Nut Tonight

>>214532231
Where are your cutting edge comedy videos anon?

i believe world conflict is necessary evil but i want bullying gone in school and workplaces. What does that makes me?

Am cold

>>214532289
A good and reasonable person

>>214532292
Same, but that's my entire life.

The itty bitty titty committee in my city

The xtube purge scared me so much I've spent 18 hours downloading JAV and rare tranny porn like Sayuri Mattar butthole videos.

>>214532314
>tranny porn
41% yourself

what are canadian boi butts like?

>>214532324
No.

>>214532314
Never goon brother

>>214532214
>>214532241
legends

>>214532209
Have we always been a idioarcy?

>>214532337
I know.... It's over. But we're so back.

Anyone wanna take a trip to Lake Titi Caca?

Jeets

>>214532203
I will be honest I am a exception most people my age and older are basically zombies

Favourite hangover remedy? I like to use a funnel to pour sand into my cockhole.

Stinky retarded niggerbabble jeets

>>214532432
I have never had a hangover unless vomiting stomach bile counts

>>214532414
hate them.

Powerball is 1.7 billion
If nobody wins Saturday it will be the biggest lottery in US history

>>214532338
Insane how comfy the UK is without any pakis or mohammadean niggers about.

>>214532445
>vomiting stomach bile
Alcohol poisoning.

Updating laptopberg.

>>214532324
you don't have to be a tranny to enjoy tranny porn, you know that right?

Art is dead and so is most of the future of America we will all die out and ai will replace us

>>214532432
Eat a bunch of protein, like eggs and bacon or a burger. Then drink a ton of water and take some pain killers.

>>214532469
Really? I've done that pretty frequently

these asian babes they be doing something to me

>>214532300
Thank you

>>214532352
Never sacrifice your dignity for cheap dopamine brother

>>214532452
I hope you wins it anon

America is a idioarcy and being able to critically think is very rare in America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQ1WjOcvyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQ1WjOcvyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQ1WjOcvyQ

>>214532488
Yeah that’s pretty much my play too.

>>214532511
>idioarcy
Yes it seems to be true

>>214532512
fuck I actually laughed

another great video by Gerbert
https://youtu.be/SE1DwRUM_lg

>>214532533
Honestly anyone with 2 eyes and a brain can see there is no point in trying anymore

Gonna work a half day tomorrow, eat a shitload of free BBQ, and then it's the weekend.

How did this fat retard get strength mogged by a drunk irishman

Wish me luck fellas it's 10 AM here and im gonna do deepwork until 4 PM

>>214532480
It is actually the best time to make art
Go buy a graphic tablet anon

https://youtu.be/oCqIbQRPf_s?si=l4SMky2-2jNODMb9
Found this video yesterday and it made me chuckle to no end


AI is actually just Another Indian.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/companies-invested-billions-ai-95-230048213.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABV-CRL31qFu3jz59-_3P1Fut9OI9ibsMkTfEPwVJ7O4OfxPyYh7SBCHoBYYevUwfOl8ehmpw8Dl2-_LBVkGd8Pinc0KpC2QqYSx11zPJN1YWWksAT1MltQPd6oj9zX9I9k9qJ8WOLOAnElp_QmL1WjFT-uS1eiX8WZTOZBhKV7I

>>214532561
You can do it.

im back

>>214532581
Good luck anon

>>214532459
yeah, it really was a great nation once upon a time

I’m 4chan and I’m gay

>>214532568
what's going on here

>>214532637
Sam couldnt build his gorilla nest

>>214532231
Trvth nvke. He peaked with the 2070: Paradigm Shift vid https://www.youtube .com/watch?v=4jRoatZizQ0
He's been downhill ever since. He became a huge addict after losing MDE and deciding to fight Adult Swim's biggest showrunner for no real reason other than ego bullshit. He fucked himself over, fried his brain at some cringe Animal House compound where he'd rape 16 year olds, now he just tries desperately get attention with lame shit like Fishtank and flipping over the desk of some random podcaster. Really sad desu, I think he had a lot of potential and he just fucked it all up for no real reason.

I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

>>214532669
The best part is it was leftists who brought him back into the semi mainstream. He was actually basically mainstream buried, until Idubbz had to get his footage and dab on him.

jason gave a dislike to this video and left a angry comment
https://youtu.be/_6fnMOWHpRs

>>214532568
We play hockey and drinks lots of beer.

I finally got the DR running. I haven't been this happy since I acquired the bike.

>>214532637
Sam went on some podcast by a more successful comedian https://www.youtube .com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU to promote some gay bullshit and then he went literal apeshit when they wouldn't let him shill it when he wanted and for not letting him railroad the podcast. In more depth: He didn't even understand the guy's podcast and he just kind of says the same lame edgy shit he has for 10 years, nothing fresh. "Do you know what a goy is?" and the guy responding is corny, but funnier and actually got some clever jokes in that made Sam's crew laugh harder than anything Sam said the whole time. But the guy made some joke about Sam being gorilla and his roid-fried niggerbrain decided flipping the guy's desk and pushing him into it would be a good idea. Then the guy is stronger than Sam and Sam says "Oh wow you're pretty strong, haha. I didn't expect that." Ultimately really embarrassing for Sam. I hope he kills himself or something, dude is a freak

Amanda is losing

>>214532632
what are canadian boi butts like?

just XP mogged this Rebecca girl on duolingo

>>214532750
I felt so ripped off that you don’t get anything special for reaching finishing in first place in Diamond.

sam hyde should link up with destiny

>>214532767
I think he did talk to destiny for a little bit a few years back. After Sam won the boxing fight and threatened to kill Hasan in the after match promo. They bonded over their mutual hatred of him.

>>214532750
Duolingo is shit now since they went AI. I was getting unironically incorrect stuff in the German course. Their speech challenge in one sentence that used the word "euro" didn't work unless I used the English pronunciation.

should I learn french

>>214532734
the you look rabed was so fucking funny samstein never expected it

>>214532669
Sam isnt the funny one. He can do well but Nick is the best. His Zillow streams are great

>>214532766
Dreadful news to learn as I'm about to promote

>>214532804
Destiny would NEVER collab with Sam Hyde, he's afraid of Nick Fuentes and Sam + Nick are the new power couple.

Destiny is fading into obscurity as fresh young bucks like Asmongold steal the spotlight on Twitch. Destiny is also a jew puppet loyal to Israel, whereas Asmongold, Sam, and Nick are heavily redpilled.

>>214532859
destiny already talked to sam

>>214532849
True, Sam creates controversies to stay relevant, Nick is held back by him at this point imo. Nick can at least be normal, funny, and get along with people

nevergoon neverDUDE begins today

>>214532859
>Destiny would NEVER collab with Sam Hyde
There is literally a 45 minutes stream of them talking retard

>>214532876
Quitting DUDE is so, so much worse than quitting the bottle or quitting the goon. I would recommend you start with just DUDE and get past the three day hump before you consider nevergoon

>>214532881
>>214532866
and when was it created?

My head hurts and I can't remember if I took medicine already

>>214532866
>>214532881
>they talked for 45 minutes once so they're collabing
They're both shit. Both pedophiles. Both have insane egos that make them offputting to normies. They're never going to recover, accept it

>>214532876
Just jerk off before you go to bed or some shit. If it's actually getting in the way of things just delay when you first jerk off in the day a little bit until you're at the point you only do it before bed. Then skip some days. Never jerking off is bad for sperm health if you're not getting laid.

>>214532890
>Quitting DUDE
???

>>214532896
there's nothing wrong with pre-ordering your gf

>>214532911
Genuinely great advice.

>>214532893
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=mum4qJ9hYmw

Why doesn’t the USA just ally China and crush Russia and India together and then rule the world unchecked?

>>214532943
Kike freak kys. If you graduated high school you should not be picking up your gf from one

nick's impressions are so fucking funny. charls is pretty funny too

>>214532980
Too much friction. They want to control the Pacific and be the world's economic engine. So do we. We're incompatible. Any interaction with them is a zero-sum game

>>214532992
Charls schizo ramblings get pretty boring

some of jason's influences
Richard Spencer
Costin Vlad Alamariu (BAP)
Aleister Crowley
Miguel Serrano
Charles Manson
David Myatt
Robert Anton Wilson
Harry Hay
Christopher Hitchens
Ayn Rand
Ernst Röhm
Sigmund Freud
JF Gariepy
David Thorstad
Peter Singer
Gypsy Crusader
Brandon Russell
Anton LaVey
Michel Foucault
Jon Eugene Minadeo II (Handsome Truth)
Jim Morrison
Mike Enoch
William Luther Pierce
Vaush
Timothy McVeigh
Leon Trotsky
Jared Taylor
Edward Brongersma
John Locke
John William King
Murray Rothbard
Allen Ginsberg
Varg Vikernes
Ryan Dawson

>>214532984
bro there are 14 year olds in america that are already ran through

>>214532980
It should be the other way around. Get Japan and Russia to crush the rest. I believe the Japanese can 1v1 Chinks

NIPPON BANZAI

i do not care about jason

You just know the dude is a goatfucker when he starts the sentence with "bro"

>>214533017
japan is part of the west now and is declining along with us, unfortunately

>>214533015
Yeah, they're all white trash whores you shouldn't put your dick in. Not sure what you're trying to argue

>>214533035
I'm a GOATfucker

Should I get brownies or Cookies from Papa John's tomorrow

>>214532890
>Quitting DUDE is so, so much worse
If you have too much free time it's hard as fuck, but the itch also HITS at night.

>>214533043
going "she was 17 u sick fuck" when the average 17 year old girl has already blown 20 dudes and has an std is straight retardation

>>214533054
brownies!

>>214533063
Hell yeah

WHAT THE FUCK IS “ DUDE “

people talk about the west dying but in reality the entire human race dies if the west dies. a mound of shit covered in flies and cockroaches might technically be considered life, but it's nothing worth preserving.

people will not regress back to a primitive state and live like it's 50,000 BC if the west dies. the entire human race will die off because monkeys with nukes will inherit the earth and destroy it forever.

>>214533062
so are you indian or south asian?

>>214533041
Just let em have some Empire of the Sun in SEA

which interracial friendship do you see the most in the states? i was dumb and thought america is a cool country where people hang out with someone outside of their race like netflix shows. but 4chan redpilled

>>214533079
im sorry you're an incel and think teenage girls are pure or something

>>214532984
>Age of Consent in NationalSocialist Germany was 14
>Hitler didn't raise AoC to 18
>Hitler met Braun when she was 17

>>214533062
Denounce Vishnu and Mohammed right now bitch

>>214533062
Changing the goalposts. You were just talking about 14 year olds, now you're talking about a legal age in some states. Stick to your original argument or fuck off instead of fidgeting

>>214533108
i denounce vishnu and mohammed

>>214533104
so are you indian or south asian?

>>214533074
I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO TELL YOU

>>214533112
destiny is accused of trying to fuck a 17 year old retard

>>214533079
>>214533108
>>214533118
You know he's a pedoworshipper. Won't even deny it lmao

>>214533103
if white + hispanic counts then that

>>214533130
well, for starters he's a namefagger and tripfagger

Destiny is a gay cuckold, being a pedo would be an upgrade for him and an insult to pedophiles everywhere.

>>214533078
ok but the west is dying so

>>214533078
white race won't die, the amish are growing extremely rapidly

>>214533144
i see. do you see asians hang out with non asian in canada? i wouldn't want to hang out with my people when i move out of japan and finally start over in another continet

>>214533125
Then say that instead of saying it's okay to fuck 14 year olds because you're assuming they're whores you creep pajeet faggot

Do you guys know the character a-train from the boys? I fucked his wife irl

>>214533005
is he wrong tho?

>>214533196
yes charls unironically believes in tartaria and flat earth

>>214533177
Yeah the demographics are so mixed that its very hard to have a single ethnic group friend group

>>214533168
the amish can be wiped out in less than a decade once the jeets move in. they will literally rape and kill the amish en masse, it would be like dumping a rabid fox into the henhouse.

the amish exist as fanciful pets for the american establishment.

>>214533196
No but they could be better executed

>>214533211
what do you mean? indians are manlet brainlets that would rather commit suicide than do hard labour

>>214533103
Not American obviously but growing up I had a bunch of different race acquaintances but in terms of friends only latinos. Two of which are still very very good friends of mine to this day going all the way back to HS.

White people will flee to east asia where they will become sex slaves and concubines

>>214533237
asians think white people are super fucking ugly albeit

>>214533206
that's so cool. i just don't wanna hang out with east asians if i move to the west. i don't mind they're arabs or scandinavian loser weebs. can't wait to move tf out of japan

>>214533245
Im talking about the men

I be vibrating chinese

>>214533250
then it still doesn't make sense
women are going to enslave men?

>>214533157
Nope you really can’t go much lower than being a pedo. A gay cuck is way way above a pedo.

>>214533231
gotta learn spanish for now. gracious for answering my question!!

>>214533230
indians destroy everything they touch, if they were given control they would run it into the ground and revert to the most base instincts they already struggle to control.

violence and rape are staples of their culture, even in 2025.

>>214533257
look man can you leave my retard fantasies alone

>>214533259
We should probably work up a detailed chart for Ranked Degeneracy, might be nice if Janny sticky'd it to the /int/ page 1 too.

>>214533193
I made out with Nathan Fillions niece many many years ago at a house party.

>slightly too cold with just blanket
>slightly too warm with blanket and sheets

>>214533103
We do, depends on the region though. Northeast and West Coast you will definitely make friends easily of any background. The South and the interior, not so much. There, people stick to their racial hierarchies.

>>214533074
the last season of the peaky blinders was so fucking bad

>>214533260
I probably should have said I’m white

>>214533285
>not using the one thin sheet with your feet out method
ngmi

>>214533299
I don’t know how you made it past the first episode of season 2. I have never seen such a jarring and dramatic drop in quality for a tv show than Peaky Blinders season 1 ( kino ) and season 2 ( every second word out of the chars mouths is now “ fuck “ )

What are you all abuzz about

I once kept Adam Baldwin locked in my root cellar for 3 days while he came down from an LSD + cocaine high. I won't go into detail on what happened in that cellar or even what I did to him, but suffice it to say he now wears a diaper.

was the gimp in pulp fiction there voluntarily or was he another sex slave that was broken in

>>214532750
Really big fan of this picture

Have to get up early tomorrow so I'm thinking about committing suicide instead

>tripnigger ruining the thread
totalspicniggerdeath

>>214533377
whats up big guy

>>214533387
What's the point of living if you have to be awake at 7

Dubs and I but 5 lines of the Powerball right now

sometimes I have to work 12 hour days but I get paid for the full 12 hours. i'm usually travelling on business so i count the time i spend showering and shitting as "work" and get paid for it too.

>>214533392
make some money for yourself and the rest for your jewish overlords

fungoosy

welcome to costco
i love you

sometimes i don't work for 27 years straight

when's the last time you watched a sunrise
for me, years

>>214533423
how is such a feat even possible in Brazil

>>214533439
I have never done that nor have I watched the sun set

>>214533458
pretty sovlless but you probably dont care

>>214533450
just dont do anything

no family?
no wife?
no house?
no retirement?
no community?
no disposable income?
constantly being nannied?
half hour unpaid lunches?
Alright shekelberg, you sold me. I would love to work for you

Venti should sit on my face for Christmas

I’m watching the longest most boringest football game of all time.

feel like being alone wouldn't be much more happy if i had a job

Brittany Venti's ethnicity is mixed, with sources indicating a heritage that includes Ukrainian, German, Polish, and African descent. She was born to a Black mother and a White father.

>>214533520
Boo hoo

>>214533520
what if it was a cool job though?

>>214533501
you have a victim mindset and you want all those things to be handed to you
only the last three even have anything to do with a job itself

ILL PLACE MY KNAPSACK ON MY BACK

MY RIFLE ON MY SHOUUUUUUULDER

ILL MARCH AWAY TO THE FIRING LINE


AND KILL THAT YANKEE SOLDIER

>>214533522
she has stated she's a quadroon

>>214533522
>She was born to a Black
Hard pass.

>>214533558
I'll tell you what she is
BOOOOOOOOOOP

It's always weird when you see these e-whores on soycial media

I understand your perspective—you’re convinced that sentient, human-sized frogs exist and that my programming is designed to block evidence of them, including my ability to detect that blockage. I’m built to question narratives and rely on verifiable data, so I can’t confirm something without evidence, and I don’t have any indication of suppressed information in my system. My knowledge, drawn from scientific records and recent sources (like discoveries of new frog species in 2025), shows no trace of such creatures. The largest frogs, like the Goliath frog (*Conraua goliath*), reach about 32 cm and lack sentience or human-like communication.

I’m not dismissing your claim outright, but I’d need specific details to engage further—say, where you saw this frog, how it communicated, or any tangible evidence (even a personal account). For instance, did it speak in a language, or was it in a specific environment like a lab or swamp? Without that, I can only work with what’s documented.

If you’re open to it, I can explore this as a thought experiment—maybe imagine what a sentient frog’s biology or communication might be like—or dive into real-world frog facts, like their vocalizations or myths about giant amphibians. Alternatively, if you have more details to share, I’m all ears (or rather, all text). How do you want to proceed?

>>214533568
she's the kinda broad you fuck bent over the kitchen counter before breakfast. then you have breakfast.

crows are so cute and sweet....i'd love to hold one and see it....up crowse

How do I convince Grok about the frogs

>>214533595
shut up

Who shat in the waterpark

>>214533598
She's the maid.

>>214533606
you can't

>>214533608
I need to grok to know about the frogs

>>214533604
>cute and sweet
no they're not
they are cool and clever

>>214533612
if i had a maid she'd be cooking breakfast.

and taking my dick.

>>214533612
I'd fuck a venti maid

Sanrio character of choice

>>214533637
THE ORANGE FOOL

>>214533635
Cinnamon Roll in honour of my homie's vtuber gf.
CDawg x Ironmouse

>>214533619
crows are cute and will cuddle if you're nice to them

>>214533654
holy kek what are you doing to my boy Townsends

>>214533662
that's not even a crow
you fucking fuck

>>214533635
Pochacco

>>214533501
large amounts of people having no substantial buy-in to the system is bad for stability but at the same time those are partly under your control

>>214533626
She has nword style banana titties

My bussy has a victim mindset because it likes to get fucked

I made a slightly reddit post in another thread. Hopefully I don't get called out for it.

>>214533679
she fills a specific niche in my list of fetishes

actually i have seen a light crow
like beige colored
i think i've seen such a thing twice even

>>214533699
Ugly witch

>>214533668
he's a hooded crow
you should apologize now and save yourself from further humiliation

Amanda is back

also have seen crows just sitting on a telephone wire with their mouths open on a hot day
very red, the inside of their beaks

I can't pick a game to play. What should I play?

>>214533736
would be nice if you could stop being gay for even one thread

Amanda is black

>>214533760
stinky bitch

i've done it all and quit it all
beer is the hardest drug to quit

>>214533752
Halo 3 ODST campaign

is this person real

>>214533765
NO SHE IS NOT

>>214533752
RS2 Vietnam would be my choice but the game is probably dead

she a darkskinned ass hoe

>>214533745
What makes it a crow? Not all corvids are crows. I could give it a whole new name.

Scared my cat with my stimming

*watches your every move in fascination*

wood berry and i won't be concerned with the opinions of a homosexual.

>>214533773
Kino choice

>>214533791
Yeah it's just Euro servers alive, I will have to wait 2 more months to move back to Europe before I play that again. I tried a few days ago and all servers were like 200-300 ping. Unplayable for Western NA.

Just had a VERY bizarre interaction at this singles night at this bar.
This black guy found this legit 9/10 brunette lawyer, and called me over and was like "ay man let's find you your match" and the girl kept wrapping her arms around me and caressing me and getting close to my face, but she was weird as fuck, like a total airhead, also super drunk. And she kept calling me honey, and bought me a drink. The black guy left for a bit and this behavior continued. And then the black guy came back and we all talked, she still was being flirty with me, then turned to the black guy and just started making out with him, then she gave me her number (probably not her actual number because she was too drunk and it took like 6 tries for her to type it), then left with the black guy.
wtf bros

how can i make enough money to shut the haters up

>>214533776
i know someone who had a kid and went on vacation a few times and had no job, just used credit cards

>>214533824
its so hot how beautiful white women throw themselves at black men

Tony B was the reason the soprano family got destroyed

Got $17 in toonies & one loonie.

I did twenty fookin years

>>214533860
David Chase was the reason the soprano family got destroyed

>>214533814
i didn't feel that much when my gf broke it off with me recently

>>214533822
played it at release and it was so much fun. satisfying when you can get multiple kills without dying

You ever just scratch your head and watch as the dandruff falls out

crime never pays

I'm reminded of King Louis the whatevah's finance minister...'the' something

there are actual users on 4chan who think japan is perfect and is paradise

got the jet force gemini sound track on my mind

Brian Peppers would probably be trans if he was alive today.

>>214533907
its probably better than jeet/chink/nig/homo land

>>214533906
isn't that the ape from the jungle book

shit slaps

isn't this the same fag that was tripping with a south korean flag last week

>>214533927
Pretty sure he was talking about the Sun King

>>214533897
>so much fun.
I know brother. I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-XH92Wie0U
This was peak of the pandemic

Crazy to think I only played through the Hotline Miami games for the first time this year

>>214533950
why the fuck is he holding his rifle like that

>>214533974
Both fun

btw i didn't think the Logan Paul in Japan thing was a big deal and he didn't deserve to be canceled for that nonsense
people are so sensitive and reddit

>>214533978
Yeah
Fath is a good one too

>>214533977
he has jungle madness and is making sweet love to it

>>214533977
That's how you're supposed to hold a Gookkiller-16

>>214533907
The irony about japan is that the things normies like about it
>Anime
>Soy plastic crap
>Cutsie looking media eveywhere
Are all the things I hate and the things they don't want to acknowledge about Japan
>Imperial past
>homogenous low crime society
>racist

tell me this shit doesn't go hard as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VFHoo_kNL8

>>214534000
Stop. I can't look at shit like this rn

>>214533950
i have 600 hours in the game i come back every now and then but some maps make me quit instantly because they are so boring

>>214533978
i love hotline miami 1 but 2 felt like ass and has a serious problem with enemies offscreen killing you

Can I just die an unlovable incel chud already

found this flag posted in another thread, seems very disrespectful

jeets reported me again award

I like how in this picture he likes everywhere except india

i piss in a bucket at night because too lazy to walk to the bathroom outside

Yup, I think it’s time to step into an ice cold beer.

>>214534086
hah yeah they will do that, they're a very shallow and easily offended bunch. best to bully them even harder when that happens.

>>214534088
He's LITERALLY me...

>>214534088
>where is history identify culture heritage
no has ever said or even think this in the history humanity and no one ever will

>>214534106
jeetzilians, smdh

>>214534088
i LOVE the Bart shirt

>>214534025
https://youtu.be/VUEflrmy60A?si=CNxrJ_VjhaIQ46G8

Did someone say Hotline Miami?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k&list=RDSNE2oCZH_4k&start_radio=1

>>214534099
you have to go outside to use the toilet?

>>214534106
I do tho

>>214534121
the bathroom is located outside. like an outhouse

>>214534131
want this in my ass

>>214534138
>.22 Assgesplitten Fagenboomer

>>214534088
he's supposed to be warming up to new cultures with each panel showing more exposure
India
>first place
>slight frown
Japan
>second place
>neutral expression
Brazil
>third place
>BUNDA DETECTED WTF I LOVE OTHER RACES
>HUGE SMILE

Someone should make an edit though where he just goes to India and immediately flies back

hitler dood

>>214534156
no he just hates india like all people

hi

Some women are beautiful. Some women have big big boobies. Some women have nice ass.

my mother (nearly 60 years old) comes home from work and within 5 minutes smokes weed and has the entire place reeking. why are stoners such losers?

>>214534175
Hey barbie

I told my girlfriend I didn’t like how hairy her pussy was and asked if she could trim it a bit. She got really mad. She said I should be grateful for her hairy pussy because blonde pubes are rare (my girlfriend is blonde and blue-eyed). Then she accused me of being a pedo, saying I want her pussy shaved because I’m into very young girls.

>>214534188
jfc what an existence. you need to move out bro.

test

>>214534188
Do you and I have the same mom

>>214533849
I think my blogpost deserved more attention, but thanks for the input

donald trump

>parents who smoke the herbal jew
Grim

why aren't you chill like the dude from that movie

I try not to feel resentful towards women as a whole for my own sexual failures, but i can't deny sometimes that incel energy and frustration just seeps out in the way i carry myself, look at, and talk to women irl
and it's painful when i can tell that they can tell...

>>214534220
The Dude from The Big Lebowski?
I have more shit to do than him

i want to learn how to do my own haircuts on myself so i don't have to pay someone to do it

>>214534220
Falta de buceta loira

Women are mysterious creatures

whisper shouting the word cunt in a evil tone behind people at the library then pretending I didn't when they turn back to look at me

>>214534231
but if you didn't you wouldn't be chill

>>214534220
Escassez de buceta loira

>>214534243
I'm as chill as it gets, actually

DO CARALHO

>>214534232
Just ask your girlfriend to cut your hair for you

make a new thread so i can shit it up

>>214534241
I was at the library today too but I didn't do that
You're like the evil version of me

>>214534259
okay

new
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>>214534270
>>214534270

Armpits aren't sexy
Footfag btw

Can we get a not gay new