Thread 214539354

They are way too proud and strict about food that they stole from Americans

>>214539354 (OP)
Fucking tomato had to be imported

>>214539354 (OP)
because it’s good

Gonna have some pizza and beers today after work and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>214539385
yes but its not theirs
they have no right to invent some kind of dogma on what not to do

>>214539420
Who determines food ownership?

>>214539391
Italians are like Indians without any good food

>>214539414
This is happening in my country right now.

absolutely atrocious ragebait

>>214539428
the one who invents it
Fries are Belgian despite Americans popularizing it

>>214539354 (OP)
italian food is good but their obsession with authentic food is retarded. they're too busy with making food authentic instead of making food the best it can possibly be

>>214539460
Mind telling me who invented cacio e pepe?

>>214539457
its not a ragebait if its true

>>214539470
It's already the best though, now there is nothing left to do but purity spiral

I unironically prefer McDonald’s and Burger King to authorize Italian cuisine

>>214539457
Not saying that there isn't good food in Italy, but all the most well-known memes like pasta carbonara, bolognese and pizza are some kind of American-Italian fusion. And the og carbonara had cream and beacon.

>>214539354 (OP)
i hate these brownoids so much. what did they even cook before tomato?

>>214539482
Romans
not Italians
most likely if you tried finding a direct ancestor to the cook that made it you would find them somewhere in Nordics

>>214539354 (OP)
you are the paki saar hunter, sit down

>>214539520
>Ayo we wuz emperors nd cooks
Don't think romans ate tree barks albeit

>>214539548
no
Romans didnt end up becoming brown, at max 160cm men who talk like queers and throw their fingers around like queers.

>>214539606
or maybe they did, but that wouldve meant some kind of genetical degeneration that ended up birthing a modern Italian man but thats unlikely
more likely scenario is that Italians became Arabs, like Maltese and real Romans moved up north

>>214539490
nah it isn't. i watch italians boil like 8 liters of water to cook only 250g of spaghetti for two people cause that's how their nonna fed their family of 27 in 1950 so that's the right way to do it in their minds. nevermind the fact that you dont need that much water but it takes a long time to boil that much

i made an authentic carbonara with eggs, guanciale and pecorino recently. spent double for guanciale compared to pancetta.

it was a bit worse than when i made it with eggs, pancetta and pecorino. or eggs, pancetta and parmigiano regiano. the best was when i added a bit of butter to the pork fat to give it that delicious butter aroma

italians are just faggots who think the shit their nonna made in 1950 is impossible to improve despite changing flavor palettes and the globalization of food, ingredients, and recipes making improvements almost an inevitability

>>214539517
olive oil and bread. then the romans fought the gauls and wondered why they were a foot taller than them. they probably thought the same shit too "my ah nonna made uh da best olive ool and de bread, it's a not a real roman food if you eat da cheese weed it"

>>214539606
>>214539648
the both of you are irredeemable varg-tard schizos. it's over.

>>214539567
Romans were chads
Finns were the worlds most chad men in the world
Finns and Romans have way too much in common to not have genetic links
Italians though? Its like that ad where a black person tried claiming viking history. Its lame, its fake.

>>214539807
basically, to call Italians Romans is just linking Rome to a geographical place
but the fact of the matter is that nations dont work like that
if you were to move Finns to Alaska, the Russians living in Finland wouldnt be Finns but the Finns in Alaska would

Its the same deal here. Italians have NOTHING to do with Romans except for geographical location, which is the real "WE WUZZ" shit.

>>214539511
Carbonara and pizza are pleb trash tier.
A sound argument would be to point out that actual italian cuisine (the one served in authentic restaurants in piedmont and around neaples) was created by stealing from the french.

>>214539915
or from Romans....
one day I will see Indians calling baked beans on toast an Indian dish...

>>214539915
what are the mogger italian dishes then if not carbonara and pizza? i need some new recipes to cook

>>214539915
>Carbonara
>pleb trash tier
You fucking retard, and i'm talking about real Carbonara with top tier guanciale

Wait, so its just pasta?

>>214540040
I fucking love gnocchi alla romana

>>214539354 (OP)
B8 used to be believable

>>214539807
>>214539839
Ok bro

>>214540345
you alreadyl ost when you started posting cherry picked pictures
I accept your loss. Now go back to your country.

>>214540465
>All the most famous emperors and politicians
>Cherry picked
Ok bro

>>214540181
most Italian food is just simple carbs with no real health benefits

>>214539760
I used to ate carbonara with pancetta for years. Nowadays my gf cooks it with guanciale and it's better. You don't need butter because guanciale is already plenty fat

>>214540181
how ignorant

>>214539915
ok then im gonna put some cheddar on my-
>NO YOU FUKING IDIOTINIO IMBECILIO THAT'S A NOT HOW YOU MAKE LA CARBONARRA MY MAMMA DONNA IS CRING IN HEAVEN

>>214539420
why not? what you gonna do about it, uh faggot?

>>214540194
that is Roman, not Italian.
Pick another one.

>>214539441
SAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>214540873
What? That was not a compliment for India.
Also, your president is literally Indian.

>>214540888
also in case you get mad at me, I am mixing Spain with Portugal on purpose because I see no difference between them. Both are Al-Andalus, before and today and Al-Andalus has had a Jeet president.

>>214540916
DO NOT REDEEEEEEM
DO NOT REDEEEEM SAAAAAAAAR BICH BLOODY

>>214539354 (OP)
It's just a meme anon. We're being funny.

>>214539354 (OP)
You asians are very weird.

>>214542246
Its not a meme
You are not funny unless you are thinking of santas little helpers which you look like

New fingol schizo just dropped