Thread 214540570

Charles V's Scattergun edition

first for dragons

*kills you from across the map with akimbo 1887s*

>>214540602
She must be about 30 now

>>214540599
I'm too broke to afford a new one, but i've always lusted after an old x308 but I wouldn't be able to afford to run it

>>214540622
issues of national importance

>>214540619
but still 4'6"
makes you think

>>214540649
it doesnt make me think rorke

The population of India exceeds that of the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, and all 27 member states of the European Union by more than 500 million.

what's for lunch lads?

>>214540652
oh my god is that Frieren of the Funeral playing Bloodborne?
SPAFF SPAFF SPAFF

>>214540663
:0

>>214540669
your mum's minge

>>214540665
reeves next. get these women out

what will become of her disabled special needs son now?

>>214540643
The 4.2 XK and X350 XJ are pretty reliable as far as Jags go, there'll probably always be something wrong with it but mechanically they're very solid cars even with the supercharged versions

>>214540665
oh no no no haha
leftypol was bigging her up to be PM not long ago

James O'Brien making it all about the Tories

Angela Rayner has resigned as housing secretary and deputy prime minister two days after admitting she underpaid the stamp duty due on her £800,000 flat in Hove.

>>214540665
need her on blacked raw

How'd you get your teeth so pearly

>>214540703
I'd love an XK, alas I'm too poor to afford either of those.

Also if I was pushing the boat out budget-wise I'd find a mint lexus ls430 over a jag

>>214540665
Very fuckable

>>214540712
Does anyone even care about them any more? They're a total irrelevance, it's almost guaranteed Reform or Labour will be opposition in 2029

>>214540737
This video lives completely rent-free in your head
Wiping its dogshit-covered shoes in your tiny mind

>>214540737
No idea why this video triggered such a massive meltdown in Rorke

MPs are on £95,000 a year

if you're on that kind of money then you can afford to pay your taxes

>>214540737
would shag em all

screaming at that lad who thought curtis jones was white

>>214540755
Reform Government
Jezbollah Official Opposition

>>214540599
Used luxury cars offer some great value. Depreciate like mad and you can pick up an elite car for a fraction of its retail cost.

>>214540712
Look at the Guardian live blog comments and the top comments are about Farage, in an article purely about Rayner. Lefties are chronic whataboutists.

>>214540737
ear worm this one

>>214540781
She's on more than that since she's in government but the flat was partly paid for by a payout she got suing her beloved NHS.

>>214540805
if you walk about here after 7PM the only people on the roads are pakistani gents driving their 2-previous-owner BMWs around

they're not going anywhere in particular either they just drive about revving their engines. It's their culture. It enriches us all.

New Frank Green and a sneaky link

>>214540833
>labour bigwig suing the NHS
wtf how did she get away with that

>>214540665

Ding dong the pig is gone!

https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

All these katies know I get dough
Pop a katy hymen like crisco
I'm chiefing on the gas like citgo
Fat batty on katy though
Big rims, on my whips though
You talk a lot but you do nun though
We let off shots, pagans about to get hit though

Cronem off the molly
He spazzin' out in the party
Gherkin the squad
Its just us we don't need nobody
And these katies call me Papi
Cause I gots lots of money
It's a Gherkin parade
We love drummin' and we coming
You better love your katy
Cause cronem tap any katy
These commas steady coming
I turned nothing into something
And I be tired as hell
But my baton won't sleep for nothing
And we love getting money
I swear we won't sleep for nothing

>>214540806
>Look at the Guardian
Deary me THEY'RE STILL BANGING ON ABOUT IT!

Jen Seabass tights erotic

i'm an old tired soul

>>214540665
>>214540711
Yet another common r/unitedkingdom L, they're on the Andy Burnham camp now

>>214540805
Can't believe people spend more than I did on this for a fucking 1.6 diesel Merc A Class or whatever
Even in dynamic mode it just glides over the road and the engine is pure kino

>>214540868
dogshite
leave the cuck stuff to ziedy, you can post about boring stuff like earwax or whatever it is you do x

If a woman sees a troon in a womans only space, punch them in the balls

>>214540665
took her long enough

>>214540877
corrrrr
shame her company went bankrupt but no doubt she's got daddy's money to fall back on

Wish Deegs was here to explain this story to us dumb-dumbs

>>214540868
brilliant!
really, pure genius

>>214540889
>n/s/f scratch

bit of trouble parking eh lad? No shame in it. Takes a bit of time to handle a big car, you'll get it eventually kid.

>>214540889
nice car mate, people are spending over 30k on electric corsas. You can pick up all sorts of nice cars for under 30 grand

Do love tights actually

>>214540929
Bit of wax still on it, that was still at the dealer

>>214540889

Do you look like one of these "people"?

>>214540910
it didn't? it's worth over 10 million

>>214540922
wtf was his message earlier is he not coming here anymore or what

Fuming. Wanted Angie to take over as PM

What have you done to stop the boatscrotes from coming?

>>214540982
nowt to do with me

>>214540877
nice look but the shoes are hideous, darling

gen z boss and a mini

gen z boss and a mini

>>214540946
Wait till you find out about bodystockings lad

How bad can it get
How good can it get
What is it

Why did 'Mercedes the Dancer' start doing Onlyfans if her parents are both doctors?

It doesn't say a lot for the women of Britain if they think that's an acceptable alternative to a life in medicine

>>214540889
Looks nice that mate.

I used to have an LS400. Same price as a Corolla so I thought why not

gen z boss and a mini

>>214540982
kicked george soros' shin and ran away once

reckon i'll walk the league this season on footy manager

>>214541042
can't wait for it
what team will you go?

HAIRY MAN TITTIES AND A SLOB
HAIRY MAN TITTIES AND A SLOB

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

gen z boss and a mini can get it

>>214541047
this is ok if she has had kids but if she looks like that without kids then its bad

Gen a axe and a dagger
Gen a axe and a dagger

>>214541056
Haha, I am as this post says.

marks meal deal and a wank
marks meal deal and a wank

JOB literally banging on about Boris Johnson and Priti Patel in the fallout of this Rayner humiliation

>>214540889
Did you finance that or pay cash?
Also it's automatic presumably
Very nice car

>>214541095
is this that bonnie bobbi bonkers girl?

>>214540665
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>214541118
yeam she does porn now

>>214540665
Will this trigger a by election in her seat then?

I want to make her a gen z boss without a mini if you know what I mean

wish i could resign

>>214541135
Nah
Politicians can even change parties and it doesn't trigger a by-election

>>214541047
she was a 5/10 even beforehand, never got the appeal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DndQFpXFFO0
who the fuck is this poofter

rorke resigns

>>214541126
:(

>>214541135
no because she has not resigned as an MP, only as a cabinet member

>>214541149
So who takes over from her, just another labour candidate in the area?

>>214541095
corrrr

>>214541152
David Bull

*boyish coy look*

rorke making his cuppa with his argos value range kettle
leftypol using his instant boiling tap

>>214541183
um

I'll make her gen z boss without a mini, if you know what I mean

>>214541126
Rough, noticed a lot of young tiktok girls went into porn once they grew up.
Most of them probably got groomed to fuck as well, very sad to think that making silly videos online can put you on such a path

angela rayner to the reform party
HERE WE GO

universal credit meeting later.
can’t be fucked but you know what i’ve realised in life? sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. grit your teeth and just get through it

>>214541184
alistair putting the brass teapot he got from the local antique shop on the stove

>>214541175
She keeps her seat she's only resigned as deputy prime minister

nth for the holodem

I'm currently reading Oil 101
Do you have any advice for me to find employment in the oil industry?

>>214540781
She was relying on the fact that it was for her spacker, hoping that she could drum up sympathy if she got caught and let it blow over.
Probably should have thought about that before opening her gob and telling people to pay their fair share.

>>214541205
Have another drink, Ray.

>>214541205
just don't show up and say the mental elves stopped you

>>214541175
Nah she's only resigned 'from government', which really means the cabinet, so the top jobs in the party. You (typically, there are rare instances otherwise) have to be an MP to get these but they're separate from being an MP. By-elections basically only get triggered if the MP does it or an MP dies.
Her roles will be given to another Labour MP, most likely Wes Streeting, or else they'll have a reshuffle and the jobs move around.

how can my wife be libyan? she was never even in eqypt

>>214541242
>You (typically, there are rare instances otherwise) have to be an MP
no you have to be an MP but it can be from the lords or the commons

>>214541234
>She was relying on the fact that it was for her spacker,
It wasn't, her second home is where her son lives, this is all about her Hove flat

rorke's eqypt with his red paint

morrissey's selling the smiths

who dafuq is ray

the lads, the boys

>>214541291
FOY

>>214541304
sugar ray robinson

de BOMB BLAST

off out to the pube

to the yanks ITT what is Boston like?

>>214541283
egypt, is he

Wes Streeting Deputy PM is unironically a good shout, will upset all the trannies.

>>214541331
just watch some cheers

>>214541304
ray william johnson (he's doing your mum)

When you apply for an American tourist visa now you have to give them your social media handles in the application so they can review your accounts before they make their decision

>>214541304
sugar ray leonard

played the asscreed egypt
they did bayek dirty for feminist purposes

>>214541331
there are much nicer parts of Lincolnshire

facts

>>214541346
yeah but you can just say you don’t have any (which i dont)

>>214541331
just watch some always sunny

>>214541375
dont show D this
>>214541346
what if u dont have

>>214541346
I unironically don't have anything because I am a virgin freak (not memeing sadly)

>>214541342
who

>>214541372
look, i knew someone was going to make this dogshit joke. i’m not saying i hate you but you should do better

>>214541375
Am 190
(still no girls)

>>214541331
never been there

heard silksong is supposedly too hard

some sad maccy d's news

>>214541403
Maybe stick to Love Island mate

>>214541404
and you should read thread subjects

>>214541331
just watch some seinfeld

never been to britain but i'd like to go, as long as i can come back

>>214541331
just watch some everybody loves raymond

>>214541423
face like an afghan lévrier
bet she runs fast

Boston, New Ireland

i have no idea were 80% of english counties are, i know where cites are but never think of counties

always found it funny that there are people who earn huge money in the corporate side of mcdonalds or tescos or wherever but at a party if you asked them what they did they would say “i work at mcdonalds” haha

>Angela Rayner resigns and defects to the BNP
IT'S HAPPENING

>>214541423
>news
It's OLDs, Screenshotmong.

>>214541423
>alri miss hamburger

if i could choose one place on your island to visit for a day it would be.... glasgow

>>214541481
they'd say "I work for mcdonalds"
and then you'd know

im gay nigga!

>>214541473
My mum mocks me for not knowing where random English towns are that she visited back in the 70s

>>214541423
to be replaced by Robert McNuggets

Why was Idris Elba cast as the president of the United States?
Just doesn't make sense

drawing a st johns cross on my erect willy

>>214541507
they'd hear you say it and nut you straight back onto the plane

>>214541416
for who

>>214541525
*sucks it off for leftist purposes*
what now rorke?

>>214541515
boomers are thick in general but they have better british geography knowledge

mental how good the romans and greeks were at building statues

Got a house for sale, great beach view, up for sale as I've just lost my job
£800k obo

>>214541561
trim your armour for it

>>214541554
a black sculptor made this

>>214541538
anons on /v/ and redditors

You will eat the bugs

>>214541514
and you're very immature

Want Rayner to get her fake tits (she admitted they were fake so don't simp) out for the lads
Corrr all covered with scars I bet!!

>>214541533
why would he say that when he's already there you doughnut

Sources close to No 10 are telling Tempers Daily that Yvette Cooper may be out as Home Secretary in the upcoming reshuffle>>214541525

ships are comfy
aeroplanes are scary
simple as

>>214541575
lazy bastards could never

Angela Rayner should make shoes and call them Angela Trainers

>>214541554
>thing look like real thing!
boring art

>>214541554
seen this in person

>>214541586
>she admitted they were fake
Just when I thought she couldn't be any more of a rotten slag

>>214541561
that's well expensive for an oboe

might go out and break the sound barrier today lads

Rayner did loads of dodgy shite like she bought an iPhone and got it engraved, put it on expenses which they weren't allowed to do, but because it was engraved it couldn't be returned so she kept it and just got a telling-off

>>214541614
She said they looked like boiled eggs in bags

Rorke

Pork

>>214541587
why would you use a text-based forum when you're functionally illiterate?

rorke fried rice

>>214541644
Sir this is an image board

>>214541644
why do people stare at the stars when they don't understand what they are

>>214541644
I like pornograhpy

seven minutes

>>214541633
leave it on reddit next time

>>214541637
What the fuck

Toil soon team

>>214541644
genuine thicko you are pal

>>214541554
Indeed. And this was 2000 years ago.
Republican Rome was Nordic and to this day, its ability for good governance has never been matched.

>>214541664
Jail her

>>214541678
wanking soon myself

povvos who get rich always end up being extremely corrupt

>>214541621
Haha looks like we've found the joker of the pack

>>214541679
it's anonymous too, when you make an embarrassing mistake you can just leave mate

>>214541689
Rome wasn't a republic 2000 years ago

>>214541689
it was med
nords were niggers

cash4rorke dot com

>>214541636
>but because it was engraved it couldn't be returned
??? just throw it in the bin?

my washing machine says E90

>Rome was Nordic
kek

hollow knights gone woke

>>214541711
so why are you still posting...

>>214541636
Decent banter tbf

simon and will were quite evil and selfish but neil and jay weren't that bad

>>214541720
it just sunk my battleship

>>214541554
greeks and romans*, all the best statues were made by greeks before rome's time. good on the romans for creating stone copies of old greek bronze statues tho

hello senpai

0800 REVERSE

got brown sauce on my trackies

>>214541689
Read any good comments under blacked videos lately mate?

why do people stare at the stars when they don't understand what they are?

>>214541723
Fucking hell she's common as muck
How did she ever get to where she is

>>214541738
because I take pity on the retarded and I'm trying to help you

>>214541554
was actually tacky looking though

>>214541775
you're the one who made the embarrassing mistake though

>>214541773
>How did she ever get to where she is
implants i reckon

she's such a tease, def my favourite UK asmr girl thougheverbeit. sexy voice as well.

>>214541744
simon is one of those lads that you have around but would never really trust. very common english male type

>>214541772
what are they?

>>214541795
cor is that angela rayner

>>214541779
Rorke's drip

>>214541807
stars

>>214541787
misreading "it" as the entire sentence instead of the subject of said sentence, and then assuming someone else was wrong about something ridiculous when you were just wrong about something simple, is in fact the only mistake that was made
I really recommend you stop posting now that you've made your embarassment even more public

We should spend £150bn a year getting rid of immigrants

no idea what new frank green and a sneaky link means

>>214541773
Such is like in this demonic pozzed globohomo clownworld

>>214541664
source on this gooner

>>214541832
rorke's first (and only) day as chancellor

>>214541825
i think you have a learning disability

We should spend £150bn a year smashing my tender nards

>>214541837
new frank green and a sneaky linkl

watching a video on YouTube

literally seen this every single year since 2015

>>214541664
this video was enlightening
there is a massive issues with women and porn addiction, some of these smut books are insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvRhsViyIQ

>>214541826
dues x, skyrim, assassin creed, triforce, call of duty, dark souls... dont know what top right is thougfh

>>214541826
Video games got really bad at this point in time

we should spend 150billion a day on mousenonce

>>214541863
looks like scully in the thumbnail

>>214541863
No one cares heathermong

>>214541773
As I keep saying, the sensible Labourite would've pushed to have Bridget Phillipson front-and-centre of the party's female quotient. She's from a similar background, has a regional accent and is big on women's issues, but also comports herself with a great deal more dignity than Rayner or Jess Phillips ever manage to convey. She always looks well-dressed as well, unlike the Waynetta-wannabes.

Rachel Reeve always came across well too, though her breakdown in Parliament makes it difficult to portray her as the tough female character a government needs.

>>214541837
a fancy water bottle and a man on the side for the vile whore to cheat on her bf with

>>214541875
Battlefield 3

>>214541851
that's a bit extreme, I like to think I'm just optimistic
but yeah, logically if you were capable of being helped then someone would've taught you to read by now
still glad I tried, best of luck out there, champ

>>214541857
dangerous and downright stupid

i have a measured and confirmed iq of 15

what would you do if you were nobility

>>214541882
and thats a good thing

>>214541911
profoundly based

>>214541911
cor double digits mate that's a good un

My IQ is 16

>drop the google maps man in oxford

ah yes, here is one of your few 'non shitholes'

>>214541883
why because she's ginger? just fuck off DTFIC you annoying cunt

>>214541933
better than making him mayor

last night i had a dream where i was invited to a pool party and everyone got upset because i was just swimming lengths. Someone had to call me to one side and say "anon, we're here to socialise, nobody else is actually swimming"

>>214541914
same thing i do now but i’d occasionally do something nice like book a private jet to some exotic locale

so the united kingdom is a post-industrial post-modern nightmare but it also has dukes and princes a king

>>214541933
*walks past*

>>214541943
Meltdown

>>214541960
alright brian

>>214541960
scromblign

>>214541960
absolute state of them tabs

>>214541966
He is right though you are an annoying cunt

dangerous new frank green and a downright sneaky link

>>214541966
you are having one, yes

>>214541892
NOT ALLOWED.

Government's tumbling down lads

>>214541978
Nobody cares about your autistic special interest of the day

>>214541898
mong cope. learn to read idiot

>>214541997
what happens to the dukes, and the princes, and the kings?

>>214542001
case in point x

>>214541960
creasing

>>214542001
you are actually mind broken

>>214541933
*walks past*

>>214542003
you've been done, time to log off mate

in the next life i want to be reincarnated as a gangster

>>214542040
>in the next life
not a thing

missed a self-dox have i?

brian's cluttered browser and taskbar sending me into a blind rage

>>214542059
shut the fuck up and stick to racism and bing bing wahoo gaems, yeah? mug

>>214541960
i have more respect for the homeless arab in oxford than you based on your bookmarks and open tabs

>>214542040
you're a low-life alright

>>214542070
it was probably another fake one from spaki

>>214542025
mong cope

>>214542097
no extra lives in reality, darkie
when it's game over, it's game over

new
>>214542128
>>214542128
>>214542128

>>214541826
goes hard

yet another mp trying to dodge tax and lying about it yeah?

>>214542019
>>214542021
Concession accepted

funny how people in power just blatantly extract wealth from us then fuck off when they get caught/voted out

>>214541960
>sora
based

>>214541714
Brown cope by hook nosed Levantines.