Thread 214542128

*walks past* eidishion

>>214542128 (OP)
he's been done

*poos in his cup*

are any of you registered on the electoral roll?

>>214542128 (OP)
done him up like you wouldn't believe

>>214542128 (OP)
wahey my post made it into the OP

>>214542154
maybe

In the next life I want to be spawned from a Christmas Island red crab egg and then cannibalised by my mother moments after.

>>214542128 (OP)
how do people live like this

>>214541933
diego spitting on him and doing a little midget jig

its probably nothing
forget about it

>>214542128 (OP)
man like Brian

gave my dog baked bins and he’s gone and done a liquid shit in the garden
Won’t be doing that again

>>214542128 (OP)
Whose incel Reddit setup is this

worst thing is the maxed browser window

>>214542191
post dog

>>214542211
dog

>>214542211
Doxxable info init
French bulldog tho

Mad how a high ranking politician can get exposed for tax evasion and be pressured into resigning

In America you have Nancy Pelosi making tens of millions from insider trading and fuck all happens to her

We are truly one of the least corrupt countries in the world

>>214542216
SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!

>>214542195
Yours
Took the screenshot after you installed the RAT I sent you

>>214542216
not what i meant but it is what i deserve
i respect it

>born
>doomed to die
what is this some kind of prank?

>>214542230
they got breathing problems :/

>>214542230
has he tried the new dubai matcha labubu baked beans yet

>>214542128 (OP)
omdz rorke

every body's luck runs out eventually

>>214542235
Weak

and he grew
and grew and grew
and grew up to beeeeeee
A MAN CALLED BRIAN

>>214542260
I know but I didn’t know when I got him. I won’t get another

>>214542216
you couldn't make this shit up

Powerful symbolism here

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart

baby bobcat and the orange lichens

big fan of that american film, you know the one

>>214542128 (OP)
>sora
based

>>214542282
>I won’t get another
because you'll be grieving hard

>>214542256
get to experience life and you can reincarnate again if you want to

walking by and putting a cricket in the homeless fella's cup, then nodding to him in solidarity

I simply must buy this horrible grunting creature that cannot move an inch without wheezing and spluttering a snotty mess out of its concave face
>4 months later
holy shit it has breathing issues

*tunes in*

Macron is a parasite

>>214542295
I believe that john sebastian should stop fuckin with my shit
and that goes for harry nilsson too

>>214542311
i don’t want to
i would prefer annihilation then to come to this shithole again

A succulent Chinese meal??

>>214542316
Millions of people think they're cute for some reason

>>214542320
i just know they're not alpha

nth for the gyaldem

>>214542339
specifically in that order?

>>214542320
all 3 look like different jd vance photoshops

you ever start to get into something and then look and realise every single person without exception who is into it is a disgenic fat freak?

why do normies love podcasts so much

Is there a name for when people use online spaces like this sub as a sounding board to work through their emotional traumas?

higher souls go to heaven or hell and lower souls get reincarnated into some sort of animal

>>214542382
believe it's called "being a boring blogging bastard"

>>214542382
>this sub

off out to maccy d's in honour of ms. hamburger's untimely passing

>>214542373
yeah, unfortunately I'm really into board and roleplaying games

>>214542320
its weird how americans wear hats indoors. once you notice it, you can't unsee it

>>214542396
baited for this exact response

>>214542301
Dirty bastard

>>214542358
Thanks for sharing pornography with the lads

>>214542424
dum diddy done him

Chris Brown is an alpha male

>rich as fuck
>probably shagged 1000’s of women
>beats women up
>they still love him

>>214542424
I've been hitchslapped

I'm tired, Hitler

got chipmunk playing out of my Sony Ericsson W810i holding the speaker to the bus window to give it some bass

>>214542373
ktim and I wish I liked things that women like but I only ever see unhealthy fat mong men

every fuckin day we got all this ass commin outta my shit fuck you

>>214542457
Which blacked video did you copy this comment from?

I DONT WATCH MY CLOTHES I JUST BUY NEW CLOTHES

>>214542457
in uni i would smoke weed with my mates and watch chris brown music videos on the tv
was a virgin and being high and seeing fit girls dancing made me feel proper sexually frustrated

Considering whether i should have another super strength stout or call it a night

Shaun of the Dead IS KINO

>>214542373
*surreptitiously looks around /brit/*
afraid I have!

>>214542482
Bizarre admission

seen this weird little man mention blacked videos umpromted multiple times today

any of you lads Hugh Hefner-type shaggers who are constantly shagging

>>214542519
>>214542521
Well which one was it?

why do you guys reply to the canadians and yanks. if you made a blanket rule that they do not get replies then they would go away. Simple as

>>214542532
Shagging right now actually

>>214542532
more of a grotty malevolent wank goblin myself

>>214542548
we sometimes make posts some people can't resist responding to. simple as

>>214542532
yeah I'm shagging right now as I make this post

>>214542551
corrr corrrr
what's his name?

>>214542548
Why do you post on a NZ VPN?
Some questions will never be answered.

>>214542548
I honestly don't care about rules like these, I'm here to chat and that's it, doesn't matter where people come from

mad how I toil on the apps, searching for a gf then once i get a date lined up i feel overwhelmed by it all and stop replying to them.

>>214542475
>>214542513
maybe people who will peak at bagging a fat chick in their mid 30s actually have to have the best interests because they really need them

>corrr corrrr
>what's his name?

starmers at ikea this weekend looking for a new cabinet

>>214542583
>doesn't matter where people come from
woke

BRAP

Dtfic is one weird cunt isn’t he

Shaun of the Dead was such a good film

>>214542548
Canada is/was a British country and they have at least one decent poster.

>>214542664
He's mindraped you badly

>>214542664
for real

htis si na gnaaarm

If Britain spent £25bn a year on removing all non ethnic brits not involved in health, tech, care, and agriculture, and another £5bn a year on developing domestic skills, for ten years, the economy would return to pre policy levels by year fifteen

Fifteen years fix things

Shaun of the Dead was alright actually yeah
Nick Frost pulling up in the car going "sup niggaz" always makes me giggle

there's negative value in being a yank here so no one would pretend to be one
that's how you know i'm genuinely a stupid yank

>>214542704
and the source of this £30bn per year?

>>214542680
You’ve been mindraped by every personality that’s ever posted here. Your mind is one big gangbang with the biggest mongs in the universe taking turns on your arse

>>214542704
*applies as a carer for my own mum*
*sticks around because I'm involved in health*

hot fuzz is good too but i didn't like that pub one or the alien fella

>>214542725
kek

>>214542734
the pub one was awful, the alien one isn't part of the trilogy but it's alri

>>214542731
*deports your mum for being a welfare/nhs drain*

rorke, it's over

>>214542725
Nice gay orgy fantasy you have about a stranger that definitely hasn't mindraped you lol

thinking of a very specific bradders. If anyone posts it they win a prize

for me it's spaced
>'ello brian
haha

>>214542774
these are the type of interactions that make you feel bad about being racist

>>214542774
Why is your screenshot all fucked up and retarded?

>>214542774
things like this are happening everyday in leftypols mind

been having some soul shattering dreams on the melatonin lately

>>214542774
Maybe my children will be alright as an ethnic minority in a land of Africans and Muslims.

>>214542724
you

Paul was pretty good too, yeah.
Silly but entertaining

>>214542816
oh tell us more about your dreams ladd

>>214542816
clearly, you're even hallucinating people who asked

Just stagnate the economy for another fifteen years bro

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757057901088154.webm

rorke wants to deport this innocent, scared english girl just because she is a different colour. Disgusting man.

>>214542867
wasn't worth posting last time either

>>214542816
had a dream where i was just getting raped for 8 hours straight the other night but i couldnt wake up

content aware scaled bradly

>>214542886
shut up rorke, everyone hates you and your racism

city boy, born and raised in S. Detroit LF city girl living in lonely world for midnight train ride; destination wherever

>>214542894
that's just a modern working day

>>214542867
rorke loves bullying little girls

the sopranos ending was perfect

Sir Adolf Hitler

a constitutional monarchy is a sort of puer aeternus

just heard that diego is in line to replace angela rayner

It's over - she's out. Rorke for Deputy PM

>>214542894
that was me sorry mate

III>IV>SA>V>VC

>>214542945
diego is far-right though

leftypol loves using children for political ends. he sees them as instruments. also why he is so likely to be a nonce

Hook-nosed, international Jewish finance capitalists? Not a fan, tbqh lads.

scranning a melon

had a dream where i was just raping an aussie lad for 8 hours straight the other night

>>214542952
bizarre ordering

raping my arse with a bassoon

>>214542934
he got shot, don't know why it is even up for debate. they even say in an earlier episode, 'when it happens you don't even hear it, everything just goes black.'

>>214542952
*tips fedora*

>>214542960
erm lass you didn't cover any of your nails with polish properly

massive urge to complete wipe my online identity and start from scratch. not sure what kind of mental issue this is. already running into the first hurdle of deciding how I'll set up my multiple email accounts in the best way possible

>>214542952
think you put this in random order and without much actual thought

>>214542984
i know but it’s still great

>>214542835
people i know but they are very different and evil, they are usually quite angry and vengeful towards me. the dreams are very vivid and continuous, the dreams dont change scenes, they follow a continuous plot the whole night and i wake up emotionally drained

>>214542991
I do this every half a year, compulsively. Also wipe devices and clear cloud storage (which I cannot opt out of)

the tears of god rotting with syphilis

knew it would be controversial but i did it anyway
and i mean it

>>214542952
For me it's VC = SA > III > IV > V but I didn't get much time with IV x

haven’t played a video game since witecher 3 and before that red dead redemption (first ofc)

rorke in shambles

Why do Macbooks have better batteries than think pads?

>>214542929
Why did she get offended by that what’s wrong with not being danish

>>214543015
yeah it's a big feeling I have that I need to reset and wipe everything clean. I doubt it's healthy or normal. also I'm riddled with indecisiveness and will spend hours picking between the main email service providers

i lied, put your clothes back on. we are going to talk about the st george flag and its racist implications

>>214543066
state media btw

>>214543062
didn't play rdr2?

rorke wearing his winter coat in september in case it rains

>>214543073
they obviously say something else to her to make her cry

>>214542867
>>214542929
I feel bad for them, but how does multiculturalism benefit my kids?

>>214543067
they don't
the hardware/os just works more efficiently so it doesn't use as much battery

I'LL STICK THIS FORK IN YOUR EYE

>>214543089
might give it a go, saw brotherberg playing it and it looked a bit boring though

leftpol doing the dishes before they get too bad

>>214543118
So the battery is better

>>214543132
play it, it's good

some guy last night was talking about how being as nordic as possible was the peak of human evolution and how angela merkel was better looking than some italian actress and he’s wrong
because you realise that the southern european countries and france are the ones who made some of the greatest works of art and food, never hear of anyone up in norway making symphonies, beautiful buildings or good food and most of the great people from france and italy weren’t from the north
france is a more well rounded country because they are not as genetically northern, that is why they invent and engineer but also excel artistically while we we bash our heads together making another ugly newbuild estate that is an affront to beauty
we need to be less nordic. we would look better too. our women are not scandi enough to be attractive as they are.

>>214543146
Yeah?

>>214543097
This isn't real lol

Rorke went woke... Worke

>>214543067
It's the processors, they use very little energy compared to traditional CPUs.

>>214543146
monica bellucci is not "some italian actress"

Diego is like one of those pasty poos where no matter how much you wipe there's still a bit on the toilet paper

>>214543118
I fell for the thinkpad meme and I having my shitposting HINDERED by shitty battery

>>214543163
I filmed it on my phone camera

just thought of something from my past and stood up to shadowbox the air in my childhood bedroom for a bit

>>214543134
They're the same capacity but the ARM-based processor designed by Apple is way more efficiently

>>214543146
i think grieg was norwegian

>>214543146
its well known that meds are the peak of humanity

>>214543146
>Beethoven
>Mozart
>Bach
You're a silly fella

>>214543097
>Haw...haw?

>>214543179
all laptops apart form macbooks have shitty battery life

>>214542867
Rare example of a westernised Pakistani woman. 99% of them are not like this.

>>214543179
You're not running Windows are you?

i work with mentally disabled adults and i use this website to gather information on how to best shape my practice

a hit my head at toil a few weeks ago and now i get constant headaches, blurred vision, and memory loss. i'm scared lads.

>>214543146
>muh genes

>>214543192
peak lifestyle
shit economies

in reality you wanna be in scandinavia or the netherlands and go on holiday a couple of times a year

>>214543221
spent most of my uni years westernising pakistani women iykwim

>>214543236
fine ill post it on /pol/ then

>>214543192
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

met a lot of people studying environmental sciences, met 0 people working in environmental sciences

>>214543179
Macbooks are by far the best laptops and it isn't even close, the only reason to use a non macbook laptop is if you really want to game on laptop

>>214542867
my sis is anxious of flag shaggers too

>>214543239
good grief must have been a serious hit
how did it happen?

>>214543267
Thanks

>>214543146
>france is a more well rounded country because they are not as genetically northern, that is why they invent and engineer but also excel artistically while we we
Everything good in France was made by Germanics and Celtics.

Opposing Nordicism is a cope. Nordics are the pinnacle of physiognomy. The less you look like an ape (brown skin, brown eyes, black hair) the more evolved you are.

>>214543208
Never owned one but the Windows Surface laptops were meant to be adopting the same CPU technology as MacBooks.

>>214543227
it's good that they're hire your kind now

For me, it's an Outlook personal account for everything important (banking, government, bills), iCloud for day to day cloud storage and anything phone related, and Gmail for professional usage, shopping, or other subscriptions.

>>214543289
cope

>>214543289
Post your hair and eye colour

>>214543281
maybe she'll be more comfortable in your home country

>>214543239
why werent you wearing your helmet?

>>214543301
they're still running windows though which has absolutely shit battery efficiency

>>214543239
you posted that already lad don't you remember??

>>214543289
then explain cassoulet and duck confit

>>214543316
sent that incel flying

environmental sicence is actually a god degree because everything the government and private sector does needs to be approved for the environment and shit now

>>214543301
But they still run Windows which is dogshit so their battery life is not great either while also being slow as fuck

>>214543221
got a mate who married a scouse pakistani girl and she is basically just a norf fc woman, they're 'catholic' now because they want to get their kids into the local catholic school

would you rather be lebanese or moldovan

>>214543306
I do work with a few down-syndrome people, they are the best and are always up for some cheeky bants

>>214543132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-l29HlKkXU
did you play the dlcs?

https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

>>214543284
was carrying a 16kg box, slipped on a greasy floor, fell back and hit my head and neck on a shelf behind me, the box also hit me in the lower face (mouth/chin)

wish i had a downie mate
would be a laugh

>>214543361
russian-moldovan
but i wouldnt mind being christian lebanese

>>214543367
Did you not see a doctor?
You might be about to die

>>214543337
its all fake. companies sell their environmental quotas to other companies, its a commodity to be environmentally friendly. its a farce

>>214543309
>2025
>using outlook
unc status

>>214543380
you know you can just convert religions

>>214543367
where there's blame there's a claim

>>214543364
yh i played the one with the weird devil guy and the one set in france

>>214543367
shit, you ought to see a doctor

>>214543363
doesn't matter they still need to have somebody tick it off

>>214543405
Hard to convert your whole family THOUGH

>>214543326
>>214543355
Fair enough I got a macbook instead and can't knock the battery at all

Dami Lee Sex Arse!!

>>214543327
you might be fucking with me but i woudn't be surprised if i already did either
>>214543382
yeah probably should go in for a CT scan or something gey

what do you FREAKS do in between making your FILTHY little posts on this NASTY little forum

>>214543279
The ones I know who do burn out fast when the mining company they work for asks them to hide the numbers of radioactive bilbies that get hosed out of their trucks' tires every year

>>214543301
Will take years for Microsoft to improve upon the ARM architecture in the same way Apple has. Apple's walled garden approach ironically gave them the freedom to achieve what they've done in terms of the efficiency with their silicon chips and how they use dedicated hardware different processing tasks.

state funded media btw

damn i look ugly as fuck today

>>214542867
>no hijab
>dyes her hair blonde

hmmmm

>>214543405
no you can’t it’s your family and culture too

Bruce is posting on /brit/ while his brain is bleeding

>>214543420
nice
play rdr2, you'll like it

Had a full on sex dream last night, kissing and then actual penetration which is weird for me as I don't often have them or if I do it's just kissing and ends just before the act. I woke up needing a piss and had to force my cock down as I pissed with an erection.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>214543334
anyone, even muzzers and blacks, can make good food but largely only NORDICKS can create masterful works of art
paris was designed by a german for a reason. the north and some areas of france that were germanic was where all of the success came from.

>>214543319
we're mixed, england is our home

>>214543442
You should go to the emergency room now actually I'm not joking

>>214543449
yeah microsoft are easily a decade behind apple when it comes to ARM technology and apple aren't showing any signs of slowing down

>>214543499
Only the yanks like Autumn, here it's a week or two of actual nice weather and then the misery starts when the sun disappears for months.

>>214543316
Swarthjeet

>>214543505
>emergency room
foy

>>214543507
most of britain is ugly af

>>214543493
what mix?
you ever been racially abused? did it upset you?
and is your sister fit at all

sir, they've hit the Gherkin

rainberg making up for how shite, miserable, horrible and dry it was this summer by pissing down every 15 seconds

just seen what Sir Keir Starmer's handwriting looks like. Atrocious lol

>>214543492
the north of france is famous for its worthless alcoholics

>>214543554
looks like a dmt entity

>>214543449
>>214543515
No idea why they can't seem to get their shit together with Windows
They managed to make 10 somewhat useable then threw it all away for 11
Just gonna keep a PC running that IoT version of 10 so I can use some old software but otherwise am completely migrating to Mac and Linux

Sir Angela Rayner

just thought of the perfect comeback to an online insult I received 3 years ago
he would've been absolutely bodied lads omds

>>214542987
did it like a few weeks ago so they've grown
need to get it done again soon

>>214543585
divinely inspired

>>214543594
*starts clapping your cheeks*

>>214543554
islamic art is my favourite, im not a drug fag (anymore) but I love the symmetry. otherworldly

>>214543505
i considered it but the symptoms have not manifested until the past few days. i think it's probably a post-concussive syndrome at worst, rather than anything serious. i just dont want to waste the doctors time if it turns out to be nothing serious. as a leaf i'm sure you know how shameful it is to waste public health services

>>214543609
ooouuhh yea fuck that ass niggaa yeaa diddy fuck my assss uhh uhhh!!

>>214543554
The Muslims that built that were blond-haired blue-eyed Aryans

>>214543578
historically though they did a lot of the good stuff

>>214543492
real germans(saxons) looked down on the latinised franks, just look at nazi propaganda. they framed ww2 as part of a patriotic 2000 year bloodwar. revenge against the french king karl de grote

and paris was a shithole until meds turned it into a provincial capital

>>214543624
its not islamic

omg did you guys no that paris is full of black people???

>>214543554
at Christmas in primary school we used to get given a little silver foil takeaway box with the white lid full of different craft parts
and we'd make Christmas scenes in them and write a number on the lid and the teacher would open them like an advent calendar and we'd see each other's Christmas scenes

anyway that looks like some of the speckled holographic card stuff that was always in those boxes

>>214543629
alri meek mill

>>214543636
the guy who designed paris was german

>>214543628
good lad only call them if you go unconscious

>>214543628
You have sustained a serious head injury
Getting it checked out is not a waste
You should have been taken in an ambulance as soon as that happened

>>214543668
no, he wasn't

>>214543569
nordic and med

yes, I've been called wog and it hurt my feelings, my friend had to hold me back from rushing the rude cunt

I can't comment on my sister's pengness

>>214543660
link

>>214543640
its not Saint Petersburg Mosque?

>>214543696
since when wtf where was he from
my life has been a lie!

Richard Coeur de Lion
now that must sting
from the south west of France, not exactly a swede was he

Angela rayner sex arse

>>214543697
https://www.britannica.com/quiz/guess-the-us-city

>>214543594
They're running out of you

>>214543708
no i think its in iran

>>214542306
How is that vtubers are huge yet the technology to animate the anime girl is shit?

>>214543640
>The image displays the intricate tile mosaics and architectural details of the Shah Mosque (also known as Imam Mosque) in Isfahan, Iran.

>>214543737
>have to sign up
pass

>>214543628
>i just dont want to waste the doctors time
thats the attitude that lands people in an early grave
get it checked you daft bastard, you've hardly stubbed your toe

>>214543759
yeah so its Iranian art not islamic

>>214543777
pakis are pakis

right no more racism from me in /brit/
thought we were all white

>>214543785
theyre not pakis either sorry rasheed

>>214543790
>>214543790
>>214543790

>>214543777
there is similar art to that in the islamic art traditions

but two sex arses get one free

>>214543777
Those aren't mutually exclusive

>>214543742
japneses don't innovate stereotype, the best vtuber models are created by gaijins

>>214543054
Die out