Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:09:20 PM
No.214547802
>>214548925
/BRIT/
Pyrotechnics Edition
>Starmer appoints Ed Miliband as Prime Minister
>>214547836
He the one that ate a bacon sandwich weird?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:11:11 PM
No.214547859
>>214547882
Deputy Nigger of the United Niggerdom
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:11:27 PM
No.214547864
>>214547901
>>214547851
He still hasn't lived it down
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:11:28 PM
No.214547865
>>214547836
>Sir Kier Starmer appoints Stormzy as King
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:11:39 PM
No.214547872
>>214547886
>>214547851
He ate it weird because he's a jew
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:11:47 PM
No.214547875
>>214548705
britain was never actually based when you think about it. brits never had the audacity to assert themselves without any mental gymnastics justifications like calling it "the white mans burden"
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:11:58 PM
No.214547882
>>214547859
Right you canβt say that rorke
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:12:03 PM
No.214547886
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:12:23 PM
No.214547896
Your Ukrainian nationalists, sir.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:12:32 PM
No.214547901
>>214547932
>>214547864
serves him right for not being kosher
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:13:00 PM
No.214547919
>>214547976
Did Disraeli eat bacon sandwiches weird or was he saved by not having it photographed
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:13:29 PM
No.214547932
>>214547984
>>214547901
I genuinely didn't know he was Jewish, the whole fucking planet is run by them isn't it?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:13:42 PM
No.214547940
>>214547979
>you wake up from a coma to see a black man as deputy prime minister
yfw?
>BREAKING: Poo Seal named as Chancellor of Exchequer
>BREAKING: Poo Seal named as Chancellor of Exchequer
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:14:30 PM
No.214547959
>>214547925
Have you got that 'perfect day' image with Warwick Davis, a dungeon, and a load of tools?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:14:52 PM
No.214547969
>>214548225
HOUSE, INT - NIGHT
(i have my back turned to the camera, a sharply tailored dress shirt with suspenders, I can be seen mixing a drink at the personal bar)
ME: Well, well, well... It seems I have you right where I want you Mr. Davis.
(Warwick Davis is tied to a chair, hes calm but focused)
WARWICK: so you think, 4chan.
ME: shhh... I'll let you know when its your turn to speak Mr. Davis.
(I sip my drink and sit down in a chair next to the bar)
(slowly untying my shoes dress shoes) ME: do you know why I brought you here?
WARWICK: enlighten me.
(taking off shoes) ME: truth is Mr. Davis, I find your kind repulsive. (points at WARWICK with shoe)
(brings out steel toed caterpillar boots from under chair) ME: your beady little eyes, stubby little fingers, gigantic disproportionate heads, and worst of all your inflated egos. to think such diseased creatures have the audacity to reproduce. i mean, really mr. davis, look at your children. why would you condemn them to a life of suffering just to fulfill your own misguided desires?
WARWICK: so you're saying i have no quality of life? that i don't deserve to live? why? because i'm a little person?
(tying off boots) ME: little person, dwarf, midget, gnome; it doesn't matter how you brand yourself WARWICK, you are still an abomination. you see that don't you?
(tears in his eyes, clenching his tiny fists) WARWICK: what gives you the fucking right!? to.. to pick and choose who deserves to live and die? i am a good person, i give back to the community! what the fuck do you do!?
(standing up and working into the boots) ME: enough WARWICK, you're not a martyr. you're a midget. you cannot talk your way out of this.
(disgusted) WARWICK: oh fuck off. this is just a charade. you havent got the balls you ignorant little pip! bigot!!
(lining up the shot) ME: steady now, Mr. Davis...
(panicking) WARWICK: okay! okay! please okay wait please!
(stopping and loosening cuff links) ME: hm?
cont.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:14:56 PM
No.214547972
>>214547925
Give him a cell with an empty top and walls that are high enough so he can't climb it but low enough that you can look over them without standing on something
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:15:06 PM
No.214547976
>>214548015
>>214547919
Bacon sandwiches were invented by windrush immigrants
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:15:23 PM
No.214547979
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:15:27 PM
No.214547984
>>214547932
Heβs brown as fuck Iβm actually surprised heβs a Polish Jew
He looks like a pakistani
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:15:31 PM
No.214547987
>you wake up from a coma to see a black man
I'd put myself back in one
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:15:58 PM
No.214548001
WARWICK: money.. I have money. I'll give you whatever you want..
(throws drink on warwick and smashes glass on the floor) ME: CUNT!! despicable little goblin fuck! you think I want money!? the chair you are tied to is worth more than the shoebox you live in.
(spitting drink and catching breath) WARWICK: then what!? what do you want!? please dont do this i have kids please! my wife!
(reaches into back pocket) ME: yes your family, i almost forgot.
(pulls out polaroids)
ME: this is your wife (still of mrs davis walking into house where warwick is now)
(warwick is visibly distressed, wide eyed)
(shuffling through photos) ME: i guess she prefers normal men as well (stills of me and mrs. davis having sex)
(smirking) ME: I made her call me Willow.
WARWICK: motherfucker! (desperately tries to free himself from his binds, thrashing about) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ME: relax Mr. Davis.. you are embarrassing yourself. that's clear scotch tape i tied you with. I didn't even need duct tape heh.
(reassuming punt position)
ME: and now Mr. Davis, any last words?
WARWICK: I-I- I wa..
(interrupting) ME: Christ, it was rhetorical Warwick. I couldn't give a fuck about your last words. (winding up punt)
WARWICK: no. no. NO! WAI-
(warwick is punted so hard in the head he and the chair fall backwards. a grotesque split welt already formed on his temple. i stand over him stomping his head into the floor over and over. the blood drops splattering my face and white shirt. gripping the bar for support and i stomp over and over and over. i stop and quickly pick up the chair with warwick still tied to it, and scream while slamming it against the wall until the chair splinters into pieces and Warwick falls into a pile on the floor.)
*CUTS TO BLACK*
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:16:19 PM
No.214548008
>>214547955
Finally some good news
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:16:29 PM
No.214548012
>>214548081
really need to win the euromillions tonight or it's over for me
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:16:33 PM
No.214548013
>>214548076
Kier Starmer appoints Warwick Davies as Court Dwarf
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:16:35 PM
No.214548015
>>214547976
Damn. At least native britons invented the famous dish fish and chipsβ¦.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:16:42 PM
No.214548023
>>214547955
good to see this country finally getting back on track
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:18:00 PM
No.214548070
Eating arab on toast with a glass of anus secretion to was h it down xx
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:18:09 PM
No.214548072
I, for one, would like to stick my thumbs into Warick Davis's eye sockets. I want to feel his ocular organs squish into a bloody, viscous pulp beneath the soft, yielding flesh of my fingertips. I want to hear his screams of absolute terror and pain as he realizes he'll never see again.
Then, I would remove my thumbs from his eyesockets, giving him a brief respite as I grabbed a pair of barbeque tongs and a dull butterknife. with the tongs I would pluck out his ruined eyeballs and sever the optic nerves with the butter knife. at this point I would already have a hot plate going with a buttered pan ready to crudely sautee Warwick's juicy macula. As they sizzled in the pan, he would smell them, and after having been starved for days on end, he might even have the nerve to comment about how good whatever I was cooking smelled - not being able to see what it was, of course.
"Here, try some." I would offer, giving him a heaping spoonful of the fried, well-seasoned sight-flesh. He would gobble it down eagerly, begging for more like the deformed goblin he was, still not aware of what he was eating. I would feed him the rest, and only after he had eaten it all would I tell him what it truly was.
As he screamed in horror and retched, I would put my thumbs into his empty eyesockets for the last time. I would drive them deep, deep into his empty ocular cavities, until I broke through the fragile bone and began to push my fingers into his brain. Slowly, his musical shrieking of pain and terror would abate as his brain becomes too damaged to operate his vocal cords, let alone comprehend what is happening to him.
At this point, I place my massive, throbbing erection in front of his vegetative face and begin to powerfuck his eye sockets. In and out, in and out, over and over, until his brains are nothing more than a mess of dead cells and tangled dendrites. As I climaxed, I would push myself balls deep into his skull, my seed mixing with ruined neurons in a perverse cocktail.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:18:13 PM
No.214548076
>>214548013
Kier Starmer appoints Warwick Davies as chief mouser
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:18:17 PM
No.214548081
>>214548012
ktim, too bad for you i already have my winning lucky dip ticket purchased
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:19:05 PM
No.214548107
>>214548150
Reckon Warwick goes into pub and orders a quarter pint with lime in xx
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:19:40 PM
No.214548126
saw a few school girls today
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:19:53 PM
No.214548135
um
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:19:59 PM
No.214548140
>>214548236
>drink a sip of beer (carlsberg)
>it tastes like shit
>drink it anyway
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:20:00 PM
No.214548141
>>214548166
Imagine a world with Warwick Davis only remaining in it for a short while longer.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:20:26 PM
No.214548150
>>214548107
going into a pub with warwick ordering him a yard of ale and watching him jump up desperately trying to reach the top of it to take a sip
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:20:29 PM
No.214548153
>>214548181
mad that someone as thick as lammy is deputy pm
>>214548141
Must be fun running around as a midge honestly
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:21:16 PM
No.214548181
>>214548244
>>214548153
he went to harvard
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:21:16 PM
No.214548182
all along we just needed to put aside the rhetoric
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:21:47 PM
No.214548204
Sir David Scranny
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:09 PM
No.214548217
can we get some love for rorkeypops in the chat real quick
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:10 PM
No.214548218
Warwick Davies getting stuck behind the setee cushion
>>214547969
Everyone laughs at Warwick but never at how freaky Stephen is.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:38 PM
No.214548234
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:43 PM
No.214548236
>>214548140
your fault for drinking that swill
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:47 PM
No.214548240
>>214548166
yh it is fun but tiring
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:51 PM
No.214548244
>>214548263
>>214548181
Not british culture
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:22:59 PM
No.214548251
>>214548272
Stumbled into The Spread Eagle, an entirely vegan pub in London to try some proper British fare! Iβve got a pie and mash slathered in βliquorβ which Iβve since come to understand is a local name for parsley sauce and slightly disappointingly, not actually alcohol. Better grab another pint to compensate!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:23:16 PM
No.214548259
>>214548348
>Betting on Diane Abbott being made the deputy Prime Minister has been SUSPENDED as an announcement on her appointment is said to be imminent
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:23:22 PM
No.214548263
>>214548329
HIT RORKE IN THE SPINE
KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:23:40 PM
No.214548272
>>214548290
>>214548251
A popular vegan pub near me shut down and was replaced by a steak restaurant not that long ago.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:23:45 PM
No.214548273
>>214548306
>>214548225
thats because /brit/ is full of 5'10 incels insecure about their height
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:24:01 PM
No.214548286
>>214548330
>>214548225
The old XFM show Ricky and Karl mention how weird Stephen looks every episode
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:24:06 PM
No.214548289
>>214548340
Warwick Davies getting stuck on his back like a beatle and getting visibly more worn out and embarassed as he rocks backwards and forwards and eventually he starts crying and then wets himself
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:24:07 PM
No.214548290
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:24:34 PM
No.214548306
>>214548273
Not just talking about his height but his face too.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:24:54 PM
No.214548321
Angela Rayner
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:10 PM
No.214548329
>>214548370
>>214548263
Harvard is in America
Black people should be in Africa
Nowt to do with Britain
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:11 PM
No.214548330
>>214548378
>>214548225
Wrong
>>214548286
Correct
>There's this.. thing in it...
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:35 PM
No.214548340
>>214548289
alright no need to start sharing your weird sexual fantasies
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:44 PM
No.214548348
>>214548259
Who would bet on that when she's about to be kicked out of the party
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:45 PM
No.214548349
>>214548271
Denisovian gimmique
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:55 PM
No.214548365
>>214548380
>>214548166
like those little wiener dogs moving their short little legs at twice the speed
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:25:59 PM
No.214548370
>>214548329
the new british deputy prime minister went there
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:26:17 PM
No.214548378
>>214548402
>>214548330
Liked the story of them playing pool or snooker or whatever and Merchantβs glasses were slipping down as he was making a shot so someone else in the office pushed them up his nose and the lens touched his bulging eyes
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:26:24 PM
No.214548383
>>214548271
good memories this
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:26:58 PM
No.214548402
>>214548378
Lucy Davis
>Uh... Yeah....
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:27:23 PM
No.214548431
Warwick Davies getting sat on by YOUR mum's fat arse xx
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:27:30 PM
No.214548433
47
Kinda crazy that it's always Wednesday
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:05 PM
No.214548450
>>214548380
he was once a wiener dog but now he is a burger dog
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:08 PM
No.214548455
>>214548380
Ah yes we call them willy dogs
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:10 PM
No.214548456
>>214548514
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:10 PM
No.214548457
>>214548514
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:11 PM
No.214548458
>>214548498
>>214547955
What's his tax policy?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:25 PM
No.214548469
>>214548514
>>214548434
Can I come and see the horse
I won't rape you I promise
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:31 PM
No.214548473
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:35 PM
No.214548477
>>214548499
A Vision for a Homogenous Britain
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:46 PM
No.214548485
>>214548527
it's painful how obnoxious this fat fuck is
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:28:50 PM
No.214548488
>>214548562
>europa: the last battle
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:29:09 PM
No.214548498
>>214548458
Flat 2% tax rate on everything and everyone
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:29:11 PM
No.214548499
>>214548477
No one is reading that Heathermong
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:29:37 PM
No.214548514
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:30:03 PM
No.214548527
>>214548485
*turns up my brightness*
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:30:39 PM
No.214548547
poo%
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:30:39 PM
No.214548548
Wish Diego was here for all these politics
I can't make head nor tail of it!!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:30:42 PM
No.214548550
1. Push the niggers into the sea
that's it
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:31:00 PM
No.214548562
>>214548689
>>214548488
>the last battle
>literally zero resistance
>normal people don't even think about it
women's vaginas don't really smell like fish, and believe me, i KNOW fish
t. grew up as a fishmonger
Reckon Warwick might be a dark horse for Gimmick of the Year?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:32:09 PM
No.214548606
>>214548634
Did you know llamas and camels can shag
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:32:09 PM
No.214548607
>>214548564
how many fish have you monged?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:32:34 PM
No.214548620
>>214548564
Wacky Bruce employing babies as fish salesmen
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:32:55 PM
No.214548634
>>214548713
>>214548606
pretty much anything with a penis and a hole can fuck, it just doesn't happen
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:32:55 PM
No.214548635
>>214548718
>>214548587
Warwick has been a gimmick for years
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:33:06 PM
No.214548639
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:33:09 PM
No.214548642
done a poo and got some on my balls ffs
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:33:30 PM
No.214548656
my favourite bit is where the fishmonger comes in and says "it's monging time" then starts monging fish everywhere
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:33:49 PM
No.214548666
>>214548564
Honestly have never really ran into a smelly vagina
Assume itβs just really poor diet, bad hygiene, or an actual infection that causes it
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:33:57 PM
No.214548672
>>214548564
Ex's fanny had a slightly tangy initial taste then tasted of nothing. Was fucking terrible at eating her out honestly, didn't know what I was doing and she didn't tell me what to do, actually told me to stop once because it wasn't working and my stubble was hurting her.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:34:22 PM
No.214548689
>>214548771
>>214548562
the funniest part is the βresistanceβ literally just comes down to having sex with women in your country. thatβs all.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:34:33 PM
No.214548699
>>214548667
Is having wrinkles like that part of being a dwarf
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:34:40 PM
No.214548705
>>214547875
even america uses democracy and freedom to justify its imperialism
it's the way if the world
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:34:57 PM
No.214548713
>>214548634
>can fuck, it just doesn't happen
You writing out your autobiography here?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:34:59 PM
No.214548716
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND
'CAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTIN'
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:35:02 PM
No.214548718
>>214548635
I'm well aware
Doesn't mean he can't win does it
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:35:08 PM
No.214548720
>>214548857
>>214548667
not funny at all
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:35:34 PM
No.214548734
Mark Middleton, a former Clinton aide with ties to Jeffrey Epstein, died by suicide last year. He was found hanging from a tree with an extension cord around his neck and a shotgun wound to his chest.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:35:51 PM
No.214548746
>>214548774
>'Sorry anon, I only date men over 6 foot'
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:36:10 PM
No.214548755
>>214548791
>Sgning off.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:36:34 PM
No.214548765
>>214548667
Literally a caricature of a man. It's like if you explained to an alien what a man looks like but never explained the proportions. Fucking freakish mutation.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:36:40 PM
No.214548771
>>214548689
wrong because they would inevitably become mixed and anyways europe has a smaller population than africa or india
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:36:45 PM
No.214548774
>>214548746
corr spaff imagine spinning her around on your dick like a helicopter blade
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:36:46 PM
No.214548775
Cant stop picking noseberg. Noseberg can't stop bleeding. It's a clash of wills
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:37:16 PM
No.214548791
>>214548755
He feels comfortable using shorter words
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:37:36 PM
No.214548804
this is just the tip of the arseberg
used to laugh at my short swarthoid roman nosed dad for looking italian all the time but realised it was probably just because heβs half welsh
got a dna kit just for shits and giggles, heβs actually got a fair bit of italian ancestry even though he thought his family were just welsh and english
how weirds that
homealoneeveryfridaynight
9/5/2025, 5:38:06 PM
No.214548823
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:38:25 PM
No.214548833
>>214548861
>My favorite book? Mein Kampf
>My favorite movies? Europa: The Last Battle and Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told
>My favorite band? Skrewdriver
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:38:45 PM
No.214548843
>>214548892
>>214548821
>how weirds that
not really. britain was the original muttland
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:05 PM
No.214548856
>>214548884
>>214548821
Its from roman rape
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:05 PM
No.214548857
>>214548720
>not funny at all
m
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:06 PM
No.214548859
>>214548885
i genuinely cannot fathom how midgets exist
God must genuinely have an amazing sense of humour.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:07 PM
No.214548860
>>214548920
>>214548821
Ever talk about guido the milkman growing up?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:08 PM
No.214548861
>>214548893
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:30 PM
No.214548873
Meltyponte replying to his own reply to his own garbage post. Literal 70IQ mouthbreather
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:51 PM
No.214548884
>>214548856
Genes donβt last that long otherwise everyone would be part Italian. It was a thousand years ago.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:39:52 PM
No.214548885
>>214548859
just little fellas innit
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:40:05 PM
No.214548891
is it true that scots talk like that on purpose? like, they specifically say things in a heavier accent on purpose? for what reason?
>>214548843
Nope. You are the original muttland
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:40:08 PM
No.214548893
>>214548861
rorkes face when he gets shagged up the arse by a burly nigger
Genuinely have no material interests lads
Don't care about cars, clothes, holidays or anything any more
All I care about is beauty, order, and Total Aryan Victory
Imagine cutting about at 3 feet tall
Must be brilliant
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:40:54 PM
No.214548920
>>214548860
no i dont know what that is
mental though he knows his family quite well and just thought he was plain as day genetically but bish bash bosh in comes the luigi dna
>>214547802 (OP)
We finally got a Costco in South Africa and let me tell you their pizzas are top class. Restaurant quality.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:41:08 PM
No.214548928
>>214548912
Bet he always wins hide and seek
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:41:19 PM
No.214548935
>>214548912
looking up skirts and that waheey
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:41:25 PM
No.214548936
>>214548912
Until someone comes along and punts you like a rugby ball
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:41:31 PM
No.214548938
>>214548895
what about really expensive computer parts?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:41:42 PM
No.214548940
>>214548895
LOL! Best post of the thread. More like this please!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:04 PM
No.214548953
>>214548925
why are you telling us about a yank supermarket
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:07 PM
No.214548956
>>214548892
That's a twitter account I haven't seen in a long time.
>>214548892
Scots:
>Irish, Pictish, Bretonic, Norwegian, some Jute, tiny bit of Italian, and later English admixture
Welsh
>Irish, Scottish, Breton, Norman, Italian, Angles and Saxons, English, and later inbreeding
English
>where do i even start
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:21 PM
No.214548965
>>214548892
never noticed how northern england was on a global level
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:38 PM
No.214548973
all i want is to mess around ;)
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:51 PM
No.214548978
out of MI6, Mossad and KGB who is most likely to have killed Robert Maxwell?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:42:54 PM
No.214548980
>>214548925
You're welcome
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:43:06 PM
No.214548985
Putting meltyponte and commiemong in a SAW trap and instead of the little puppet lad it's Netanyahu
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:43:23 PM
No.214548991
>>214549035
>>214548964
well start then im quite curious about what im a mutt of
The Allied coalition of WW2 were the literal definition of "subhumans".
Fat degenerate rich sons, jewish plutocrats, murderous jewish and asiatic bolsheviks, non- troops.
We live in hell.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:43:38 PM
No.214548994
>>214548964
aren't you Sicilian? talk about mutts
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:44:03 PM
No.214549002
anyone have the webm of the midget being chucked off the bus?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:44:10 PM
No.214549007
leftypol pulling the dildo out of his arse and licking off the poo
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:44:23 PM
No.214549016
rorke spotted in b&m placing a 7th hunger breaks tin into his basket
Dadβs family is mostly German and British with a tiny bit of Dutch and theyβre all dark as fuck
Genetic tests cluster them with a large amount of Scandinavian ancestry too
>>214548991
>Italian, Breton, Norman, later French, Danish, Norwegian, Dutch, Irish, and some Iberian
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:45:21 PM
No.214549041
>>214549119
>>214548993
wasn't worth posting the first time either
>>>/his/
>>>/r9k/
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:45:36 PM
No.214549052
>>214549089
>>214549035
You: pure arab
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:45:39 PM
No.214549053
>>214549151
How do I filter American flags but only for /brit/?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:45:45 PM
No.214549057
>>214549027
Hyperboreans were coal black skinned with white blonde hair
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:45:59 PM
No.214549063
>>214549190
Reckon he'll keep his job?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:46:02 PM
No.214549069
>>214549114
Chris Brown is an alpha male. Race obsessed freaks get very angry and aroused when you mention this
>>214548964
If the USA consisted only of ethnic Britons it would be an entirely different place. Even your so called white people are mutts
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:46:30 PM
No.214549084
>>214549226
>>214549027
There are quite a few swarthy Britoids. Some would have you believe weβre all pale, light haired and blue eyed but look at Will from Inbetweeners or Rowan Atkinson. Quite a bit of diversity in looks among the (native) people of this island honestly.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:46:34 PM
No.214549089
>>214549052
we have like 20 arabs total in this country, itβd be more realistic if you called me pablo or jamal or something
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:46:46 PM
No.214549095
ONE NINETY
YOU LITTLE RAT
YOU LITTLE BUMMER BOY RAT
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:47:10 PM
No.214549110
>>214549254
>Holyrood sleaze storm after MSP 'sends explicit pics' to young staffer on Grindr
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:47:16 PM
No.214549112
WarStrike Episode 110 tonight lads
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:47:18 PM
No.214549114
>>214549069
spamming/flooding at this point
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:47:25 PM
No.214549119
>>214549150
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:48:20 PM
No.214549150
>>214549119
wrong last time and wrong now
>>214549053
this in ublock origin custom filter
boards.4chan.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-us))
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:48:37 PM
No.214549165
>>214549082
we have more 100% ethnically British (all nations) people here than all of Britain.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:48:52 PM
No.214549167
>>214549223
>>214549035
only the noble classes have french dna, there was no large french invasion and huguenots make up a tiny amount of people who migrated to the south
no iberian dna either
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:49:30 PM
No.214549190
>>214549256
>>214549063
Sure, we are ruled by midwits
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:49:45 PM
No.214549205
The newest obsession for the biomass
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:49:48 PM
No.214549207
>>214548964
>Pictish, Bretonic
Same tning
>Welsh, Scottish, Breton
You mean Britons
These are all just Britons
You're some irish Polish Italian german spic and you think we're mutts because we're *looks closer* British British British British and British
>>214549167
100,000 Huguenots moved to Britain and mixed with locals. that is more than enough to leave a permanent genetic marker on the population and it shows
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:50:23 PM
No.214549226
>>214549084
Donβt think Willβs actor is entirely British just too ethnic looking with his face shape and lips
And Bird is a weird name for a brit
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:50:24 PM
No.214549228
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:50:40 PM
No.214549235
>>214549151
perfect thanks
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:21 PM
No.214549254
>>214549302
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:24 PM
No.214549256
>>214549190
Peter Kyle isn't a midwife he's actually retarded
Posted on his twitter about how he's in the bottom percentile for reading ability
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:25 PM
No.214549257
>>214549346
>>214549223
>and it shows
how? asking because im southern and i know a lot of my family were frog refugees but i look very bongish regardless
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:26 PM
No.214549259
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:28 PM
No.214549262
>>214549352
we still obsessing over phenotypes?
yea, you got frenched bif time, wasn't just "normans" who crossed over
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:31 PM
No.214549267
>>214549377
nth for the gyaldem
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:51:32 PM
No.214549270
>>214549346
>>214549223
Since Huguenots were high IQ Protestants they were all fair skinned and northern
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:52:11 PM
No.214549296
The state of this country is fucking insane.
Literally everywhere you go now you see blaqs.
The state of Whites is also awful in poor areas. Utterly dysgenic.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:52:13 PM
No.214549302
>>214549254
Mousey's yer da
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:52:30 PM
No.214549310
>>214549325
you, an idiot: small
me, an intellectual: hugenot
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:52:43 PM
No.214549316
Caledonia is derived from the Latinisation of the native Brythonic (Welsh) name Celyddon. The Caledonians or the Caledonian Confederacy are believed to be a Brittonic-speaking tribal confederacy
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:52:44 PM
No.214549317
>Peter Kyle isn't a midwife
What is blud yappin about
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:53:05 PM
No.214549325
>>214549310
>ntellectual: hugenot
oxymore
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:53:15 PM
No.214549331
If it weren't for Diego we numbskulls wouldn't even know what politics was
Wish he was here right now
Cleverest bloke I know. Certainly the cleverest bloke YOU know
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:53:29 PM
No.214549342
>>214548993
LOL! Best post of the thread. More like this please!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:53:39 PM
No.214549346
>>214549421
>>214549257
i meant it shows in genetic tests
>>214549270
thatβs like saying the amerimutt meme is unfair because white americans largely descend from Irish, German, and British populations who mixed and they are all fair skinned o algo
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:53:45 PM
No.214549349
>>214549380
Your penis class: Hugenot
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:53:51 PM
No.214549352
>>214549402
>>214549262
it was really just normans affecting the upper class and ignore the other guy, huguenots didnβt leave as much of a mark as he thinks. english and french are quite genetically distinct unlike english and say dutch.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:54:07 PM
No.214549364
keir starmer, cockbender
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:54:22 PM
No.214549371
could've sworn I clicked int/brit
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:54:23 PM
No.214549373
>>214549392
Phenotype -> phenomenon
>pheno means experience, subjectitivity.
>contrasting with neumena, i.e., the object in itself
Therefore, is there such a thing as neumotype, distinct from phenotype?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:54:29 PM
No.214549376
>>214549391
Might go outside
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:54:29 PM
No.214549377
>>214549267
Thanks for posting more pornography for the lads, mate
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:54:34 PM
No.214549380
>>214549412
>>214549349
Ktim
I have the smallest penis in /brit/ - by FAR!!!!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:04 PM
No.214549391
>>214549376
dangerous and downright stupid
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:06 PM
No.214549392
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:14 PM
No.214549402
>>214549479
>>214549352
loads of rochelle and aquitains crossed over
sorry not sorry
WW2 was Ragnarok.
We live in Fimbulwinter.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:27 PM
No.214549407
rorke obsessing over phenotypes when he won't be passing on any of his dna anyway
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:31 PM
No.214549409
homealone come home .
>>214549380
are you the "cockmogs me!" poster
if so then I love your work
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:49 PM
No.214549421
>>214549517
>>214549346
how much % of french dna shows in test if you have huguenot ancestors im too poor to afford one
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:49 PM
No.214549422
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:51 PM
No.214549423
>>214549404
LOL! Best post of the thread. More like this please!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:55:59 PM
No.214549427
>>214549606
>>214549404
ok where was jormungandr
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:56:16 PM
No.214549443
Has Diego been finally shot dead by the mandem then?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:56:21 PM
No.214549451
>>214549481
forgot to bring breath mints to the date so I'm swilling colman's mint sauce around my mouth
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:56:23 PM
No.214549452
>>214549412
No but I support his work
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:56:40 PM
No.214549463
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:56:41 PM
No.214549465
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:56:58 PM
No.214549477
>>214549552
Mallardmong for Secretary of State for Transport
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:01 PM
No.214549479
>>214549532
>>214549402
why are you apologising? not a bad thing at all i like france
but i do think all the tests show us as being quite far from each other, you guys are closer to germans i think
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:02 PM
No.214549481
>>214549528
>>214549451
He's probably smelled worse
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:07 PM
No.214549486
>>214549412
that's the carlybender
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:15 PM
No.214549492
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:24 PM
No.214549497
deegz is just larping as christian
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:57:59 PM
No.214549512
Alri de Toby xx
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:58:28 PM
No.214549528
>>214549481
Coz he used to kiss your mum haha
(im going toshag your dad)
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:58:36 PM
No.214549532
>>214549583
>>214549479
>i like france
i don't do well with compliments
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:58:51 PM
No.214549542
>>214549585
>>214549517
Think thatβs been debunked and itβs actually French DNA from Celtic times, not the modern people.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:58:52 PM
No.214549545
>>214549517
The French are Germanic mostly
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:59:00 PM
No.214549552
>Go to hairdressers for a trim cause my hair was getting too wild
>Tell her to just take a bit of the sides and trim the top cause I'm growing it out a bit
>End up with a "fade" zoomercut cause I have naturally curly hair
Look like a bent twink now, and I'm 32.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:59:50 PM
No.214549579
genetic differences between races has been proven
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:59:55 PM
No.214549580
piddle piddle pisswicks
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 5:59:59 PM
No.214549583
>>214549641
>>214549532
you are special and you are loved
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:00:02 PM
No.214549585
>>214549629
>>214549542
this was a new studdy conducted in late 2022, they found unique signatures from populations native to northern France which were found almost exclusively in Belgian, English, and some Swiss people
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:00:10 PM
No.214549589
>>214549653
My racism is intergalactic
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:00:14 PM
No.214549593
>>214549897
>>214549560
should've gone to a barber
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:00:29 PM
No.214549600
god this thread is boring
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:00:39 PM
No.214549606
>>214549633
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:01:21 PM
No.214549629
>>214549585
βNorthernβ is the keyword there. We already know that the English are quite similar to Northern French from Brittany and Normandy, not so much Parisians or people from the Centre who are much further.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:01:25 PM
No.214549633
>>214549606
Jormungandr the World-Devouring Serpent were a bunch of poor retards in concentration camps?
Imagine being an American man in his mid 30s, up at ungodly hours, posting about genetics in a thread meant for British people. We might be sad but at least its our thread
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:01:38 PM
No.214549640
>>214549560
i've got a naturally gay looking face no matter what hairstyle i get
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:01:39 PM
No.214549641
>>214549694
>>214549583
you're killing me
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:01:47 PM
No.214549647
Goinf to the pub with mateberg later
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:01:59 PM
No.214549653
>>214549690
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:02:23 PM
No.214549673
alri lads how's it goinf
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:02:26 PM
No.214549675
>>214549634
iβm 25 years young
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:02:44 PM
No.214549690
>>214549641
Not that anon but I love France too
Studying in Lyon next year!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:02:58 PM
No.214549697
don't understand how people with a gf can look at other women without feeling guilty
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:03:11 PM
No.214549706
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:03:27 PM
No.214549713
imagine if we went to another planet and found an intelligent race of humanoids and when we did genetic studies we found they were genetically human
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:03:31 PM
No.214549715
>>214549634
i find it quite interesting actually
>>214549694
>Lyon
be careful
nazis didn't really do anything to the plutocrat elite jews they just rounded up a bunch on inbred poorfag retard jews
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:04:16 PM
No.214549741
the scrandemic
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:04:27 PM
No.214549747
>>214549757
>>214549718
les Bougnoules!
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:04:30 PM
No.214549749
>>214549915
>>214549082
>As to the American [Civil] War it has manifestly ceased to have any attainable object as far as the Northerns are concerned, except to get rid of some more thousand troublesome Irish and Germans. It must be owned, however, that the Anglo-Saxon race on both sides have shown courage and endurance highly honourable to their stock.
Palmerston, 1962
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:04:39 PM
No.214549752
>>214549761
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:04:55 PM
No.214549757
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:05:02 PM
No.214549761
>>214549752
where was this taken
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:05:06 PM
No.214549763
beep beep
warning
anti nigger field activation sequence commencing
warning
anti nigger field activation sequence commencing
bibibibibibi
bzzzt bvwoooooooop pshhhhh
anti nigger field deployed
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:05:22 PM
No.214549770
>>214549801
this is your brain on antisemitism
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:05:23 PM
No.214549774
didn't drain the olive oil for my tuna and now I'm lagging heavily :/
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:05:47 PM
No.214549785
>>214549723
Fuck Palestine, fuck Gaza and fuck Islam. Show me all the casualty counts you want. The freaks that came out of Gaza on October 7th were animals, and they deserve the Goblin Slayer treatment.
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:06:16 PM
No.214549799
>>214549723
Wrong
The only ones they couldn't reach were in Britain and Amerikwah
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:06:22 PM
No.214549801
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:06:23 PM
No.214549802
and this is your brian on prosemitism
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:06:48 PM
No.214549814
>>214550116
brotherberg made over 300k post tax last year
I just got a big raise and will be making 49k pa (before tax)
most vexing this
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:07:36 PM
No.214549841
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:07:43 PM
No.214549846
>>214549877
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:08:21 PM
No.214549864
>>214549876
>>214549831
Peter should date him
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:08:40 PM
No.214549876
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:08:45 PM
No.214549877
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:09:18 PM
No.214549893
>>214549748
Full of big hungry cats init
>>214549593
Not spending 50 quid and booking in, this cost 12 quid
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:09:47 PM
No.214549906
It seems today
That all you see
Is darkies in adverts
And sheeds on the street
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:09:48 PM
No.214549907
David Lammy is the blackest man
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:09:55 PM
No.214549908
stooey grifing famy guy
>>214549694
lyon is beautiful, was there this past spring. you'll have a great time
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:10:00 PM
No.214549915
>>214549749
Why did Anglos stop writing like this?
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:10:15 PM
No.214549922
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:10:16 PM
No.214549923
David Lammy is an alpha male
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:10:27 PM
No.214549929
>>214549985
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:00 PM
No.214549947
>>214549911
Good to know, appreciate it
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:05 PM
No.214549953
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:05 PM
No.214549954
>>214549978
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:37 PM
No.214549968
>>214549897
hairs a bit dark abdul
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:40 PM
No.214549970
>>214549911
reckon you're lyon
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:11:54 PM
No.214549978
>>214550007
>>214549954
I'm a 32 year old man, these places can only do buzzcut or zoomertrims
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:00 PM
No.214549982
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:04 PM
No.214549985
>>214549929
MINIMOD MINIMOD MINIMOD AHAHAHHAHA MINIMOD PRICK
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:05 PM
No.214549986
>>214550035
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:19 PM
No.214549995
>>214549894
the mum is a goddess
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:37 PM
No.214550007
>>214549978
well you have more hair that me at 28
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:12:59 PM
No.214550018
getting mogged by sunberg
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:13:22 PM
No.214550031
Kind of mental how Charles Ingram cheated at Who Wants to be a Millionaire just two days before 9/11
Was so lucky and had the perfect way to sneak under the news radar and still got caught out
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:13:31 PM
No.214550035
>>214549986
ooooh unlucky
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:13:52 PM
No.214550050
>>214549897
pink to make the boys wink ;)
Anonymous
9/5/2025, 6:16:30 PM
No.214550116
>>214549814
what does he do?