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Anonymous Brazil No.214547802 >>214548925
/BRIT/
Pyrotechnics Edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547836 >>214547851 >>214547865
>Starmer appoints Ed Miliband as Prime Minister
Anonymous United States No.214547851 >>214547864 >>214547872
>>214547836
He the one that ate a bacon sandwich weird?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547859 >>214547882
Deputy Nigger of the United Niggerdom
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547864 >>214547901
>>214547851
He still hasn't lived it down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547865
>>214547836
>Sir Kier Starmer appoints Stormzy as King
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547872 >>214547886
>>214547851
He ate it weird because he's a jew
Anonymous United States No.214547875 >>214548705
britain was never actually based when you think about it. brits never had the audacity to assert themselves without any mental gymnastics justifications like calling it "the white mans burden"
Anonymous United States No.214547882
>>214547859
Right you can’t say that rorke
Anonymous Croatia No.214547886
>>214547872
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547896
Your Ukrainian nationalists, sir.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547901 >>214547932
>>214547864
serves him right for not being kosher
Anonymous United States No.214547919 >>214547976
Did Disraeli eat bacon sandwiches weird or was he saved by not having it photographed
Anonymous United States No.214547925 >>214547959 >>214547972
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547932 >>214547984
>>214547901
I genuinely didn't know he was Jewish, the whole fucking planet is run by them isn't it?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547940 >>214547979
>you wake up from a coma to see a black man as deputy prime minister
yfw?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547955 >>214548008 >>214548023 >>214548458
>BREAKING: Poo Seal named as Chancellor of Exchequer
>BREAKING: Poo Seal named as Chancellor of Exchequer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547959
>>214547925
Have you got that 'perfect day' image with Warwick Davis, a dungeon, and a load of tools?
Anonymous United States No.214547969 >>214548225
HOUSE, INT - NIGHT

(i have my back turned to the camera, a sharply tailored dress shirt with suspenders, I can be seen mixing a drink at the personal bar)

ME: Well, well, well... It seems I have you right where I want you Mr. Davis.

(Warwick Davis is tied to a chair, hes calm but focused)

WARWICK: so you think, 4chan.

ME: shhh... I'll let you know when its your turn to speak Mr. Davis.

(I sip my drink and sit down in a chair next to the bar)

(slowly untying my shoes dress shoes) ME: do you know why I brought you here?

WARWICK: enlighten me.

(taking off shoes) ME: truth is Mr. Davis, I find your kind repulsive. (points at WARWICK with shoe)

(brings out steel toed caterpillar boots from under chair) ME: your beady little eyes, stubby little fingers, gigantic disproportionate heads, and worst of all your inflated egos. to think such diseased creatures have the audacity to reproduce. i mean, really mr. davis, look at your children. why would you condemn them to a life of suffering just to fulfill your own misguided desires?

WARWICK: so you're saying i have no quality of life? that i don't deserve to live? why? because i'm a little person?

(tying off boots) ME: little person, dwarf, midget, gnome; it doesn't matter how you brand yourself WARWICK, you are still an abomination. you see that don't you?

(tears in his eyes, clenching his tiny fists) WARWICK: what gives you the fucking right!? to.. to pick and choose who deserves to live and die? i am a good person, i give back to the community! what the fuck do you do!?

(standing up and working into the boots) ME: enough WARWICK, you're not a martyr. you're a midget. you cannot talk your way out of this.

(disgusted) WARWICK: oh fuck off. this is just a charade. you havent got the balls you ignorant little pip! bigot!!

(lining up the shot) ME: steady now, Mr. Davis...

(panicking) WARWICK: okay! okay! please okay wait please!

(stopping and loosening cuff links) ME: hm?

cont.
Anonymous United States No.214547972
>>214547925
Give him a cell with an empty top and walls that are high enough so he can't climb it but low enough that you can look over them without standing on something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547976 >>214548015
>>214547919
Bacon sandwiches were invented by windrush immigrants
Anonymous Canada No.214547979
>>214547940
Anonymous United States No.214547984
>>214547932
He’s brown as fuck I’m actually surprised he’s a Polish Jew
He looks like a pakistani
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214547987
>you wake up from a coma to see a black man
I'd put myself back in one
Anonymous Netherlands No.214548001
WARWICK: money.. I have money. I'll give you whatever you want..

(throws drink on warwick and smashes glass on the floor) ME: CUNT!! despicable little goblin fuck! you think I want money!? the chair you are tied to is worth more than the shoebox you live in.

(spitting drink and catching breath) WARWICK: then what!? what do you want!? please dont do this i have kids please! my wife!

(reaches into back pocket) ME: yes your family, i almost forgot.

(pulls out polaroids)

ME: this is your wife (still of mrs davis walking into house where warwick is now)

(warwick is visibly distressed, wide eyed)

(shuffling through photos) ME: i guess she prefers normal men as well (stills of me and mrs. davis having sex)

(smirking) ME: I made her call me Willow.

WARWICK: motherfucker! (desperately tries to free himself from his binds, thrashing about) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

ME: relax Mr. Davis.. you are embarrassing yourself. that's clear scotch tape i tied you with. I didn't even need duct tape heh.

(reassuming punt position)

ME: and now Mr. Davis, any last words?

WARWICK: I-I- I wa..

(interrupting) ME: Christ, it was rhetorical Warwick. I couldn't give a fuck about your last words. (winding up punt)

WARWICK: no. no. NO! WAI-

(warwick is punted so hard in the head he and the chair fall backwards. a grotesque split welt already formed on his temple. i stand over him stomping his head into the floor over and over. the blood drops splattering my face and white shirt. gripping the bar for support and i stomp over and over and over. i stop and quickly pick up the chair with warwick still tied to it, and scream while slamming it against the wall until the chair splinters into pieces and Warwick falls into a pile on the floor.)

*CUTS TO BLACK*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548008
>>214547955
Finally some good news
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548012 >>214548081
really need to win the euromillions tonight or it's over for me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548013 >>214548076
Kier Starmer appoints Warwick Davies as Court Dwarf
Anonymous United States No.214548015
>>214547976
Damn. At least native britons invented the famous dish fish and chips….
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548023
>>214547955
good to see this country finally getting back on track
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548070
Eating arab on toast with a glass of anus secretion to was h it down xx
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548072
I, for one, would like to stick my thumbs into Warick Davis's eye sockets. I want to feel his ocular organs squish into a bloody, viscous pulp beneath the soft, yielding flesh of my fingertips. I want to hear his screams of absolute terror and pain as he realizes he'll never see again.

Then, I would remove my thumbs from his eyesockets, giving him a brief respite as I grabbed a pair of barbeque tongs and a dull butterknife. with the tongs I would pluck out his ruined eyeballs and sever the optic nerves with the butter knife. at this point I would already have a hot plate going with a buttered pan ready to crudely sautee Warwick's juicy macula. As they sizzled in the pan, he would smell them, and after having been starved for days on end, he might even have the nerve to comment about how good whatever I was cooking smelled - not being able to see what it was, of course.

"Here, try some." I would offer, giving him a heaping spoonful of the fried, well-seasoned sight-flesh. He would gobble it down eagerly, begging for more like the deformed goblin he was, still not aware of what he was eating. I would feed him the rest, and only after he had eaten it all would I tell him what it truly was.

As he screamed in horror and retched, I would put my thumbs into his empty eyesockets for the last time. I would drive them deep, deep into his empty ocular cavities, until I broke through the fragile bone and began to push my fingers into his brain. Slowly, his musical shrieking of pain and terror would abate as his brain becomes too damaged to operate his vocal cords, let alone comprehend what is happening to him.

At this point, I place my massive, throbbing erection in front of his vegetative face and begin to powerfuck his eye sockets. In and out, in and out, over and over, until his brains are nothing more than a mess of dead cells and tangled dendrites. As I climaxed, I would push myself balls deep into his skull, my seed mixing with ruined neurons in a perverse cocktail.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548076
>>214548013
Kier Starmer appoints Warwick Davies as chief mouser
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548081
>>214548012
ktim, too bad for you i already have my winning lucky dip ticket purchased
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548107 >>214548150
Reckon Warwick goes into pub and orders a quarter pint with lime in xx
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548126
saw a few school girls today
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548135
um
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548140 >>214548236
>drink a sip of beer (carlsberg)
>it tastes like shit
>drink it anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548141 >>214548166
Imagine a world with Warwick Davis only remaining in it for a short while longer.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548150
>>214548107
going into a pub with warwick ordering him a yard of ale and watching him jump up desperately trying to reach the top of it to take a sip
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548153 >>214548181
mad that someone as thick as lammy is deputy pm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548166 >>214548240 >>214548365
>>214548141
Must be fun running around as a midge honestly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548181 >>214548244
>>214548153
he went to harvard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548182
all along we just needed to put aside the rhetoric
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548204
Sir David Scranny
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548217
can we get some love for rorkeypops in the chat real quick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548218
Warwick Davies getting stuck behind the setee cushion
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548225 >>214548273 >>214548286 >>214548330
>>214547969
Everyone laughs at Warwick but never at how freaky Stephen is.
Anonymous Australia No.214548234
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548236
>>214548140
your fault for drinking that swill
Anonymous Malaysia No.214548240
>>214548166
yh it is fun but tiring
Anonymous United States No.214548244 >>214548263
>>214548181
Not british culture
Anonymous Netherlands No.214548251 >>214548272
Stumbled into The Spread Eagle, an entirely vegan pub in London to try some proper British fare! I’ve got a pie and mash slathered in β€˜liquor’ which I’ve since come to understand is a local name for parsley sauce and slightly disappointingly, not actually alcohol. Better grab another pint to compensate!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548259 >>214548348
>Betting on Diane Abbott being made the deputy Prime Minister has been SUSPENDED as an announcement on her appointment is said to be imminent
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548263 >>214548329
>>214548244
it is
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548271 >>214548349 >>214548383
HIT RORKE IN THE SPINE

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548272 >>214548290
>>214548251
A popular vegan pub near me shut down and was replaced by a steak restaurant not that long ago.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548273 >>214548306
>>214548225
thats because /brit/ is full of 5'10 incels insecure about their height
Anonymous United States No.214548286 >>214548330
>>214548225
The old XFM show Ricky and Karl mention how weird Stephen looks every episode
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548289 >>214548340
Warwick Davies getting stuck on his back like a beatle and getting visibly more worn out and embarassed as he rocks backwards and forwards and eventually he starts crying and then wets himself
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548290
>>214548272
fascinating
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548306
>>214548273
Not just talking about his height but his face too.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548321
Angela Rayner
Anonymous United States No.214548329 >>214548370
>>214548263
Harvard is in America
Black people should be in Africa
Nowt to do with Britain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548330 >>214548378
>>214548225
Wrong
>>214548286
Correct
>There's this.. thing in it...
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548340
>>214548289
alright no need to start sharing your weird sexual fantasies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548348
>>214548259
Who would bet on that when she's about to be kicked out of the party
Anonymous Canada No.214548349
>>214548271
Denisovian gimmique
Anonymous Canada No.214548365 >>214548380
>>214548166
like those little wiener dogs moving their short little legs at twice the speed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548370
>>214548329
the new british deputy prime minister went there
Anonymous United States No.214548378 >>214548402
>>214548330
Liked the story of them playing pool or snooker or whatever and Merchant’s glasses were slipping down as he was making a shot so someone else in the office pushed them up his nose and the lens touched his bulging eyes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548380 >>214548450 >>214548455
>>214548365
>wiener
FOY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548383
>>214548271
good memories this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548402
>>214548378
Lucy Davis
>Uh... Yeah....
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548431
Warwick Davies getting sat on by YOUR mum's fat arse xx
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548433
47
Anonymous Sweden No.214548434 >>214548456 >>214548457 >>214548469
Kinda crazy that it's always Wednesday
Anonymous Canada No.214548450
>>214548380
he was once a wiener dog but now he is a burger dog
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548455
>>214548380
Ah yes we call them willy dogs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548456 >>214548514
>>214548434
hump day
Anonymous Canada No.214548457 >>214548514
>>214548434
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548458 >>214548498
>>214547955
What's his tax policy?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548469 >>214548514
>>214548434
Can I come and see the horse
I won't rape you I promise
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548473
You wake up in 2014.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-M1AtrxztU
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548477 >>214548499
A Vision for a Homogenous Britain
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548485 >>214548527
it's painful how obnoxious this fat fuck is
Anonymous United States No.214548488 >>214548562
>europa: the last battle
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548498
>>214548458
Flat 2% tax rate on everything and everyone
Anonymous Canada No.214548499
>>214548477
No one is reading that Heathermong
Anonymous Sweden No.214548514
>>214548456
>>214548457
>>214548469
It's always Wednesday, after all

https://youtu.be/lOpUkauJDgA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548527
>>214548485
*turns up my brightness*
Anonymous Canada No.214548547
poo%
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548548
Wish Diego was here for all these politics
I can't make head nor tail of it!!
Anonymous Croatia No.214548550
1. Push the niggers into the sea

that's it
Anonymous United States No.214548562 >>214548689
>>214548488
>the last battle
>literally zero resistance
>normal people don't even think about it
Anonymous Australia No.214548564 >>214548607 >>214548620 >>214548666 >>214548672
women's vaginas don't really smell like fish, and believe me, i KNOW fish
t. grew up as a fishmonger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548587 >>214548635 >>214548639 >>214548667
Reckon Warwick might be a dark horse for Gimmick of the Year?
Anonymous United States No.214548606 >>214548634
Did you know llamas and camels can shag
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548607
>>214548564
how many fish have you monged?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548620
>>214548564
Wacky Bruce employing babies as fish salesmen
Anonymous United States No.214548634 >>214548713
>>214548606
pretty much anything with a penis and a hole can fuck, it just doesn't happen
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548635 >>214548718
>>214548587
Warwick has been a gimmick for years
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548639
>>214548587
nah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548642
done a poo and got some on my balls ffs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548656
my favourite bit is where the fishmonger comes in and says "it's monging time" then starts monging fish everywhere
Anonymous United States No.214548666
>>214548564
Honestly have never really ran into a smelly vagina
Assume it’s just really poor diet, bad hygiene, or an actual infection that causes it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548667 >>214548699 >>214548720 >>214548765
>>214548587
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548672
>>214548564
Ex's fanny had a slightly tangy initial taste then tasted of nothing. Was fucking terrible at eating her out honestly, didn't know what I was doing and she didn't tell me what to do, actually told me to stop once because it wasn't working and my stubble was hurting her.
Anonymous United States No.214548689 >>214548771
>>214548562
the funniest part is the β€œresistance” literally just comes down to having sex with women in your country. that’s all.
Anonymous United States No.214548699
>>214548667
Is having wrinkles like that part of being a dwarf
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548705
>>214547875
even america uses democracy and freedom to justify its imperialism
it's the way if the world
Anonymous United States No.214548713
>>214548634
>can fuck, it just doesn't happen
You writing out your autobiography here?
Anonymous Brazil No.214548716
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED
HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND
'CAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GETTIN'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548718
>>214548635
I'm well aware
Doesn't mean he can't win does it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548720 >>214548857
>>214548667
not funny at all
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548734
Mark Middleton, a former Clinton aide with ties to Jeffrey Epstein, died by suicide last year. He was found hanging from a tree with an extension cord around his neck and a shotgun wound to his chest.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548746 >>214548774
>'Sorry anon, I only date men over 6 foot'
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548755 >>214548791
>Sgning off.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548765
>>214548667
Literally a caricature of a man. It's like if you explained to an alien what a man looks like but never explained the proportions. Fucking freakish mutation.
Anonymous United States No.214548771
>>214548689
wrong because they would inevitably become mixed and anyways europe has a smaller population than africa or india
Anonymous United States No.214548774
>>214548746
corr spaff imagine spinning her around on your dick like a helicopter blade
Anonymous United States No.214548775
Cant stop picking noseberg. Noseberg can't stop bleeding. It's a clash of wills
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548791
>>214548755
He feels comfortable using shorter words
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548804
this is just the tip of the arseberg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548821 >>214548843 >>214548856 >>214548860
used to laugh at my short swarthoid roman nosed dad for looking italian all the time but realised it was probably just because he’s half welsh
got a dna kit just for shits and giggles, he’s actually got a fair bit of italian ancestry even though he thought his family were just welsh and english
how weirds that
homealoneeveryfridaynight United Kingdom No.214548823
Anonymous Poland No.214548833 >>214548861
>My favorite book? Mein Kampf
>My favorite movies? Europa: The Last Battle and Adolf Hitler: The Greatest Story Never Told
>My favorite band? Skrewdriver
Anonymous United States No.214548843 >>214548892
>>214548821
>how weirds that
not really. britain was the original muttland
Anonymous United States No.214548856 >>214548884
>>214548821
Its from roman rape
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548857
>>214548720
>not funny at all
m
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548859 >>214548885
i genuinely cannot fathom how midgets exist
God must genuinely have an amazing sense of humour.
Anonymous United States No.214548860 >>214548920
>>214548821
Ever talk about guido the milkman growing up?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548861 >>214548893
>>214548833
Anonymous United States No.214548873
Meltyponte replying to his own reply to his own garbage post. Literal 70IQ mouthbreather
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548884
>>214548856
Genes don’t last that long otherwise everyone would be part Italian. It was a thousand years ago.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548885
>>214548859
just little fellas innit
Anonymous United States No.214548891
is it true that scots talk like that on purpose? like, they specifically say things in a heavier accent on purpose? for what reason?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548892 >>214548956 >>214548964 >>214548965
>>214548843
Nope. You are the original muttland
Anonymous Brazil No.214548893
>>214548861
rorkes face when he gets shagged up the arse by a burly nigger
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548895 >>214548938 >>214548940
Genuinely have no material interests lads
Don't care about cars, clothes, holidays or anything any more

All I care about is beauty, order, and Total Aryan Victory
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548912 >>214548928 >>214548935 >>214548936
Imagine cutting about at 3 feet tall
Must be brilliant
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548920
>>214548860
no i dont know what that is
mental though he knows his family quite well and just thought he was plain as day genetically but bish bash bosh in comes the luigi dna
Anonymous South Africa No.214548925 >>214548953 >>214548980
>>214547802 (OP)
We finally got a Costco in South Africa and let me tell you their pizzas are top class. Restaurant quality.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548928
>>214548912
Bet he always wins hide and seek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548935
>>214548912
looking up skirts and that waheey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548936
>>214548912
Until someone comes along and punts you like a rugby ball
Anonymous Croatia No.214548938
>>214548895
what about really expensive computer parts?
Anonymous Canada No.214548940
>>214548895
LOL! Best post of the thread. More like this please!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548953
>>214548925
why are you telling us about a yank supermarket
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548956
>>214548892
That's a twitter account I haven't seen in a long time.
Anonymous United States No.214548964 >>214548991 >>214548994 >>214549082 >>214549207
>>214548892
Scots:
>Irish, Pictish, Bretonic, Norwegian, some Jute, tiny bit of Italian, and later English admixture
Welsh
>Irish, Scottish, Breton, Norman, Italian, Angles and Saxons, English, and later inbreeding
English
>where do i even start
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548965
>>214548892
never noticed how northern england was on a global level
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548973
all i want is to mess around ;)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548978
out of MI6, Mossad and KGB who is most likely to have killed Robert Maxwell?
Anonymous United States No.214548980
>>214548925
You're welcome
Anonymous United States No.214548985
Putting meltyponte and commiemong in a SAW trap and instead of the little puppet lad it's Netanyahu
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548991 >>214549035
>>214548964
well start then im quite curious about what im a mutt of
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548993 >>214549041 >>214549342
The Allied coalition of WW2 were the literal definition of "subhumans".

Fat degenerate rich sons, jewish plutocrats, murderous jewish and asiatic bolsheviks, non- troops.

We live in hell.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214548994
>>214548964
aren't you Sicilian? talk about mutts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549002
anyone have the webm of the midget being chucked off the bus?
Anonymous Brazil No.214549007
leftypol pulling the dildo out of his arse and licking off the poo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549016
rorke spotted in b&m placing a 7th hunger breaks tin into his basket
Anonymous United States No.214549027 >>214549057 >>214549084
Dad’s family is mostly German and British with a tiny bit of Dutch and they’re all dark as fuck
Genetic tests cluster them with a large amount of Scandinavian ancestry too
Anonymous United States No.214549035 >>214549052 >>214549167
>>214548991
>Italian, Breton, Norman, later French, Danish, Norwegian, Dutch, Irish, and some Iberian
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549041 >>214549119
>>214548993
wasn't worth posting the first time either
>>>/his/
>>>/r9k/
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549052 >>214549089
>>214549035
You: pure arab
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549053 >>214549151
How do I filter American flags but only for /brit/?
Anonymous United States No.214549057
>>214549027
Hyperboreans were coal black skinned with white blonde hair
Anonymous Brazil No.214549063 >>214549190
Reckon he'll keep his job?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549069 >>214549114
Chris Brown is an alpha male. Race obsessed freaks get very angry and aroused when you mention this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549082 >>214549165 >>214549749
>>214548964
If the USA consisted only of ethnic Britons it would be an entirely different place. Even your so called white people are mutts
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549084 >>214549226
>>214549027
There are quite a few swarthy Britoids. Some would have you believe we’re all pale, light haired and blue eyed but look at Will from Inbetweeners or Rowan Atkinson. Quite a bit of diversity in looks among the (native) people of this island honestly.
Anonymous United States No.214549089
>>214549052
we have like 20 arabs total in this country, it’d be more realistic if you called me pablo or jamal or something
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549095
ONE NINETY
YOU LITTLE RAT
YOU LITTLE BUMMER BOY RAT
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549110 >>214549254
>Holyrood sleaze storm after MSP 'sends explicit pics' to young staffer on Grindr
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549112
WarStrike Episode 110 tonight lads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549114
>>214549069
spamming/flooding at this point
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549119 >>214549150
>>214549041
toby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549150
>>214549119
wrong last time and wrong now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549151 >>214549228 >>214549235 >>214549422
>>214549053
this in ublock origin custom filter

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Anonymous United States No.214549165
>>214549082
we have more 100% ethnically British (all nations) people here than all of Britain.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549167 >>214549223
>>214549035
only the noble classes have french dna, there was no large french invasion and huguenots make up a tiny amount of people who migrated to the south
no iberian dna either
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549190 >>214549256
>>214549063
Sure, we are ruled by midwits
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549205
The newest obsession for the biomass
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549207
>>214548964
>Pictish, Bretonic
Same tning
>Welsh, Scottish, Breton
You mean Britons

These are all just Britons

You're some irish Polish Italian german spic and you think we're mutts because we're *looks closer* British British British British and British
Anonymous United States No.214549223 >>214549257 >>214549270
>>214549167
100,000 Huguenots moved to Britain and mixed with locals. that is more than enough to leave a permanent genetic marker on the population and it shows
Anonymous United States No.214549226
>>214549084
Don’t think Will’s actor is entirely British just too ethnic looking with his face shape and lips
And Bird is a weird name for a brit
Anonymous South Africa No.214549228
>>214549151
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549235
>>214549151
perfect thanks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549254 >>214549302
>>214549110
toby
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549256
>>214549190
Peter Kyle isn't a midwife he's actually retarded
Posted on his twitter about how he's in the bottom percentile for reading ability
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549257 >>214549346
>>214549223
>and it shows
how? asking because im southern and i know a lot of my family were frog refugees but i look very bongish regardless
Anonymous United States No.214549259
Anonymous France No.214549262 >>214549352
we still obsessing over phenotypes?
yea, you got frenched bif time, wasn't just "normans" who crossed over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549267 >>214549377
nth for the gyaldem
Anonymous United States No.214549270 >>214549346
>>214549223
Since Huguenots were high IQ Protestants they were all fair skinned and northern
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549296
The state of this country is fucking insane.
Literally everywhere you go now you see blaqs.
The state of Whites is also awful in poor areas. Utterly dysgenic.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549302
>>214549254
Mousey's yer da
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549310 >>214549325
you, an idiot: small
me, an intellectual: hugenot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549316
Caledonia is derived from the Latinisation of the native Brythonic (Welsh) name Celyddon. The Caledonians or the Caledonian Confederacy are believed to be a Brittonic-speaking tribal confederacy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549317
>Peter Kyle isn't a midwife
What is blud yappin about
Anonymous France No.214549325
>>214549310
>ntellectual: hugenot
oxymore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549331
If it weren't for Diego we numbskulls wouldn't even know what politics was
Wish he was here right now
Cleverest bloke I know. Certainly the cleverest bloke YOU know
Anonymous Canada No.214549342
>>214548993
LOL! Best post of the thread. More like this please!
Anonymous United States No.214549346 >>214549421
>>214549257
i meant it shows in genetic tests
>>214549270
that’s like saying the amerimutt meme is unfair because white americans largely descend from Irish, German, and British populations who mixed and they are all fair skinned o algo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549349 >>214549380
Your penis class: Hugenot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549352 >>214549402
>>214549262
it was really just normans affecting the upper class and ignore the other guy, huguenots didn’t leave as much of a mark as he thinks. english and french are quite genetically distinct unlike english and say dutch.
Anonymous India No.214549364
keir starmer, cockbender
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549371
could've sworn I clicked int/brit
Anonymous United States No.214549373 >>214549392
Phenotype -> phenomenon
>pheno means experience, subjectitivity.
>contrasting with neumena, i.e., the object in itself
Therefore, is there such a thing as neumotype, distinct from phenotype?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549376 >>214549391
Might go outside
Anonymous Canada No.214549377
>>214549267
Thanks for posting more pornography for the lads, mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549380 >>214549412
>>214549349
Ktim
I have the smallest penis in /brit/ - by FAR!!!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549391
>>214549376
dangerous and downright stupid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549392
>>214549373
genotype
Anonymous France No.214549402 >>214549479
>>214549352
loads of rochelle and aquitains crossed over
sorry not sorry
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549404 >>214549423 >>214549427
WW2 was Ragnarok.
We live in Fimbulwinter.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549407
rorke obsessing over phenotypes when he won't be passing on any of his dna anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549409
homealone come home .
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549412 >>214549452 >>214549486
>>214549380
are you the "cockmogs me!" poster
if so then I love your work
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549421 >>214549517
>>214549346
how much % of french dna shows in test if you have huguenot ancestors im too poor to afford one
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549422
>>214549151
nice one
Anonymous Canada No.214549423
>>214549404
LOL! Best post of the thread. More like this please!
Anonymous United States No.214549427 >>214549606
>>214549404
ok where was jormungandr
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549443
Has Diego been finally shot dead by the mandem then?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549451 >>214549481
forgot to bring breath mints to the date so I'm swilling colman's mint sauce around my mouth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549452
>>214549412
No but I support his work
Anonymous United States No.214549463
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549465
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549477 >>214549552
Mallardmong for Secretary of State for Transport
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549479 >>214549532
>>214549402
why are you apologising? not a bad thing at all i like france
but i do think all the tests show us as being quite far from each other, you guys are closer to germans i think
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549481 >>214549528
>>214549451
He's probably smelled worse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549486
>>214549412
that's the carlybender
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549492
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549497
deegz is just larping as christian
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549512
Alri de Toby xx
Anonymous United States No.214549517 >>214549542 >>214549545
>>214549421
the average Englishman is 14-45% genetically French

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-022-05247-2
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549528
>>214549481
Coz he used to kiss your mum haha
(im going toshag your dad)
Anonymous France No.214549532 >>214549583
>>214549479
>i like france
i don't do well with compliments
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549542 >>214549585
>>214549517
Think that’s been debunked and it’s actually French DNA from Celtic times, not the modern people.
Anonymous Brazil No.214549545
>>214549517
The French are Germanic mostly
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549552
>>214549477
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549560 >>214549593 >>214549640
>Go to hairdressers for a trim cause my hair was getting too wild
>Tell her to just take a bit of the sides and trim the top cause I'm growing it out a bit
>End up with a "fade" zoomercut cause I have naturally curly hair

Look like a bent twink now, and I'm 32.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549579
genetic differences between races has been proven
Anonymous United States No.214549580
piddle piddle pisswicks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549583 >>214549641
>>214549532
you are special and you are loved
Anonymous United States No.214549585 >>214549629
>>214549542
this was a new studdy conducted in late 2022, they found unique signatures from populations native to northern France which were found almost exclusively in Belgian, English, and some Swiss people
Anonymous United States No.214549589 >>214549653
My racism is intergalactic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549593 >>214549897
>>214549560
should've gone to a barber
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549600
god this thread is boring
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549606 >>214549633
>>214549427
Jews
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549629
>>214549585
β€˜Northern’ is the keyword there. We already know that the English are quite similar to Northern French from Brittany and Normandy, not so much Parisians or people from the Centre who are much further.
Anonymous United States No.214549633
>>214549606
Jormungandr the World-Devouring Serpent were a bunch of poor retards in concentration camps?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549634 >>214549675 >>214549715
Imagine being an American man in his mid 30s, up at ungodly hours, posting about genetics in a thread meant for British people. We might be sad but at least its our thread
Anonymous Malaysia No.214549640
>>214549560
i've got a naturally gay looking face no matter what hairstyle i get
Anonymous France No.214549641 >>214549694
>>214549583
you're killing me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549647
Goinf to the pub with mateberg later
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549653 >>214549690
>>214549589
Batarians?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549673
alri lads how's it goinf
Anonymous United States No.214549675
>>214549634
i’m 25 years young
Anonymous France No.214549690
>>214549653
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549694 >>214549718 >>214549911
>>214549641
Not that anon but I love France too
Studying in Lyon next year!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549697
don't understand how people with a gf can look at other women without feeling guilty
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-z8gmk1TQs
Anonymous United States No.214549713
imagine if we went to another planet and found an intelligent race of humanoids and when we did genetic studies we found they were genetically human
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549715
>>214549634
i find it quite interesting actually
Anonymous France No.214549718 >>214549747 >>214549748
>>214549694
>Lyon
be careful
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549723 >>214549785 >>214549799
nazis didn't really do anything to the plutocrat elite jews they just rounded up a bunch on inbred poorfag retard jews
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549741
the scrandemic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549747 >>214549757
>>214549718
les Bougnoules!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549748 >>214549757 >>214549893
>>214549718
why x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549749 >>214549915
>>214549082
>As to the American [Civil] War it has manifestly ceased to have any attainable object as far as the Northerns are concerned, except to get rid of some more thousand troublesome Irish and Germans. It must be owned, however, that the Anglo-Saxon race on both sides have shown courage and endurance highly honourable to their stock.
Palmerston, 1962
Anonymous Finland No.214549752 >>214549761
Anonymous France No.214549757
>>214549748
>>214549747
among other things
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549761
>>214549752
where was this taken
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549763
beep beep
warning
anti nigger field activation sequence commencing
warning
anti nigger field activation sequence commencing
bibibibibibi
bzzzt bvwoooooooop pshhhhh
anti nigger field deployed
Anonymous United States No.214549770 >>214549801
this is your brain on antisemitism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549774
didn't drain the olive oil for my tuna and now I'm lagging heavily :/
Anonymous Spain No.214549785
>>214549723
Fuck Palestine, fuck Gaza and fuck Islam. Show me all the casualty counts you want. The freaks that came out of Gaza on October 7th were animals, and they deserve the Goblin Slayer treatment.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549799
>>214549723
Wrong
The only ones they couldn't reach were in Britain and Amerikwah
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549801
>>214549770
Anonymous United States No.214549802
and this is your brian on prosemitism
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549814 >>214550116
brotherberg made over 300k post tax last year
I just got a big raise and will be making 49k pa (before tax)
most vexing this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549831 >>214549841 >>214549864
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549841
>>214549831
UM x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549846 >>214549877
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549864 >>214549876
>>214549831
Peter should date him
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549876
>>214549864
?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549877
>>214549846
classic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549893
>>214549748
Full of big hungry cats init
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549894 >>214549922 >>214549995
>David Lammy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549897 >>214549954 >>214549968 >>214550050
>>214549593
Not spending 50 quid and booking in, this cost 12 quid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549906
It seems today
That all you see
Is darkies in adverts
And sheeds on the street
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549907
David Lammy is the blackest man
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549908
stooey grifing famy guy
Anonymous Canada No.214549911 >>214549947 >>214549970
>>214549694
lyon is beautiful, was there this past spring. you'll have a great time
Anonymous Poland No.214549915
>>214549749
Why did Anglos stop writing like this?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549922
>>214549894
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549923
David Lammy is an alpha male
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549929 >>214549985
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549947
>>214549911
Good to know, appreciate it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549953
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549954 >>214549978
>>214549897
looks bussin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549968
>>214549897
hairs a bit dark abdul
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549970
>>214549911
reckon you're lyon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549978 >>214550007
>>214549954
I'm a 32 year old man, these places can only do buzzcut or zoomertrims
Anonymous United States No.214549982
>>214549974
>>214549974
>>214549974
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549985
>>214549929
MINIMOD MINIMOD MINIMOD AHAHAHHAHA MINIMOD PRICK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214549986 >>214550035
>>214549973
>>214549973
>>214549973
Anonymous New Zealand No.214549995
>>214549894
the mum is a goddess
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214550007
>>214549978
well you have more hair that me at 28
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214550018
getting mogged by sunberg
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214550031
Kind of mental how Charles Ingram cheated at Who Wants to be a Millionaire just two days before 9/11
Was so lucky and had the perfect way to sneak under the news radar and still got caught out
Anonymous New Zealand No.214550035
>>214549986
ooooh unlucky
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214550050
>>214549897
pink to make the boys wink ;)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.214550116
>>214549814
what does he do?