Thread 214549973

A Vision for a Homogenous Britain edition

yes yes put the pakistani woman in charge of immigration and borders yes good move

Sir new thread

Kill Yanks Subedish

>>214549973 (OP)
we're all in here
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/214546361#bottom

The worst is when Scottish people type in their accent

>>214550168
Git ti fok u knobed
Some of your lads do it too, tbf

cant even enjoy Friday nights i'm always so knackered

utopia would be the entire world as amish people

>>214550168
not an accent
tae is a word

>>214550265
carpentry is nice but so is plumbing and electricity

>>214550168
I think it's endearing so long as it isn't too preformative

Want to go to the gym but I keep getting distracted by all the sexy women in skin tight leggings

>>214550265
Yeah and then the aliens shit all over us

>>214548672
should always shave first when going down on a lass, unless she has a thick patch herself in which case she will probably not feel it

anyone ever shagged/gone out with a tiktok slag?, are they as unsufferable to be around in person as their persona would suggest?

fucking hate batarians

See me with a labubu I might say hi
see me with a matcha I’m a talkative guy

This is the thread

rorke posting fantasies as we just get a POC home secretary and a muslim bankrolls his far right option

/fr/ stop slagging us off!!!!

uh oh
melty

feeling cute might delete later x

still alive but im barely breathing

dont know what vidya to waste my weekend with

>>214551935
Alri Maddy

Gold Roast Morrisons own brad coffee is GRIM

/brit/: Mousey
/fr/: MissingNo

CHRISTMAS IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEAR
BUT TO ENJOY IT MOST, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF BED

>>214550121
smash
Smash.
SMASH!
SMASH!H!!
I would FUCCK this woman!
I would have sex with her vaginea!!!!

Ann Widdecombe chastity arse

>>214551947
Honestly is there even any alternative for an effeminate looking man in 2k25 other than trooning out?

eating atoms

>>214551969
don’t bloody think sharia allows it

>>214550494
went on a few dates with a girl who did tiktok but she wasnt famous or anything. she would do all these dumb videos in public as if anybody cared what she was doing.

maybe its because i'm a bit older but I don't get it at all

Alan Carr sex arse

Sir Kier Stramer

>>214551935
GASPING
DYING
BUT SOMEHOW STILL ALIVE
THIS IS THE LAST STAND
OF ALL I AM

>>214551918
Sorry, Anon, it's obvious.

MissingNo always scared me when I was a kid.

how far on this scale outside normal have you reached?

>>214552002
Thought of the same song lol

>>214552002
look everyone he knows some lyrics

harold shipman sex arse

mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong mong bog gay porn

rorke is the girl of my dreams

got called a middling intellectual at the scunthorpe mensa meeting lads

Might buy some veet and womens knickers/tights to wank off in tonight.

/brit/: spainpaedo
/fr/: ziedy
/cum/: ssm

>>214552060
don't mention mensa around diego, he will start seething

>>214552060
You can't spell Scunthorpe without cunt

Was sick loads and loads of blood once but didn't want to go to the hospital so just ignored it and I was fine
Also pised blood for like a year and then it jus tstopped

>>214552023
and how exactly is 7 and 11 considered abnormal? woke nonsense

>>214552023
I’ve run that whole gauntlet in my time

>>214552006
I'm a biological woman.

Now he's seething (at himself) that he made a lyricpost

want chocolate milk

Should be illegal to dress like this in public.

>>214552075
LMFAOOOO ACTUALLY ANGRY

Had a good poop today

>>214552118
great now i have to masturwank

>>214552023
regular abnormal shitter me
ringpiece feels swollen, kind of like a mild bee sting, and every time I shit it feels like there's a spicy tingling like I've just eaten a hot curry (even when I haven't had one)
sometimes my shits have a very overpowering note of something medicinal, to the point it almost burns the hairs at the back of your nose. other times they have a similar smell but it's a mellower, sweeter scent, remindful of cannabis
definitely had something wrong with me for a long time but I just get on with it. it's probably just sepsis or something idk

>>214552061
went down a wild rabbit hole living in halls during lockdown of doing dress up arse wanks like this

LOLpaki is on the rampage tonight

>>214552148
UM x

>>214552118
prefer black women to wear light/pastel colors

>>214552120
that's my typical summer attire

No score for Diego today. 3 unscored weeks out of the last 4.

Has anyone actually tried learning advanced math on their own while in their late 20s? I used to study math at the university until my mental illness got the better of me, might get back to it one of these days.

>>214552169
>>214552191
Screan

i have down syndrome

>>214552193
>has scored in the last 4 weeks
i havent had sex in 17 weeks

>>214552190
corr chin on him

>>214552232
srcranogmnaigngng

>>214552232
you fucking gibbon

>>214552023
w-what if its green

eating breakfast for dinner. call the police if you want

poo screaming IANF

>>214552216
didnt even do higher maths me

>>214552279
Happy birthday fatty

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

>>214552261
nice bowl of bran flakes is it lad?

>>214552193
he'll be at the reform conference

>>214552279
have a good one pal

>>214552295
porridge with some fruit

>>214550121
>nose ring

who do you reckon is the most famous tranny in the world?

Summer attire? Sorted

>>214552320
michelle obama

>>214552306
not for me, but I hope you enjoy it
have a nice evening lad

>>214552320
michelle obama

it's not for me to say

>>214552320
hunter

>>214552320
your dad (mum)

>>214552322
10 only season

Haven't had sex ever and i'm 32, not hugged or kissed a women either.

>>214551918
>>214552110
Post side view of your throat, your Adam's apple or lack thereof will be the judge of that.

>>214552320
Dame Edna Everidge

>>214552336
different strokes innit. have a good weekend mate

>>214552320
the duchess of wessex

>>214549973 (OP)
Nah fuck the gays i want a straight britain

>>214552322
>jack wills
rorke stuck in 2012

>>214552023
once i made my cousin a venom cake for his birthday and i had green poos for days

>>214552320
That dude who made the soundtrack to Clockwork Orange and Shining

beasts and creatures

In Bristol you can't suffer...

My name is Sir Cloudesly Shovell

>>214552359
I've hugged female friends but it doesn't really count
closest thing I've got to sexual contact is brief touches of the forearm and having my bum pinched

Gladimhere Putitin

>>214552426
beyond boring if all you do is spam /tv/ webms

>>214552414
Not a tranny if it was a dude was it

People that are into UFC are so fucking dull and thick
>ah yes time to watch a brazilian favela monkey and chechen terrorist grapple and roll around with each other in tight shorts this is such an engaging and cool sport!

>>214552461
this is why boxing, for all its faults, is my go-to combat sport

still has sovl even in this age of rampant consumerism

>>214552461
you can do the same for any sport

>>214552461
fighting is the only sport that isnt cringe to watch

haven't even contemplated an alcoholic beverage tonight that muck isn't for me anymore no siree

got the count dankula on

Mousey walking into No. 10
Secretary of Pocket Monsters Go !!

>>214552430
>Battle of Bantry Bay
Just a bit of banter with the lads, innit?

will be having pizza AND lasagne for tea tonight
might even dip the pizza in the 'agne

ssercnemonging

>>214552359
and you've got a shit zoomer haircut

>>214552461
Bet that bird you fancy is shagging some lad that goes to karate or something.

coming up on three years sober lads

>>214552461
Are you a giver or taker?

kickboxing is the best combat sport to watch but also the least popular for some reason

*holds up spork*

>>214552498
who's secretary of small horses then

>>214552461
I don't get why you're seething about it here
Go tell /heem/ and they'll knock you spark out you little fairy

>>214552461
this, crotchsniff is one of the gayest sports going

>>214552515
Think drug users and alcoholics are just boring people without identities thus they grab onto the whole “recovery” identity
Nobody cares bitch

The Rt Hon Toby Cameron MP
Magpie Party

>>214551947
wish i had cool trans friends like them irl

>>214551918
are you trans?

>they fell for the teetotalling meme
Just had my fourth beer tonight.
How does that make you feel?

>>214552461
Caught some crackers here lad. Good work.

>>214552526
used to do kickboxing with a lad that was done for noncing, mad i touched his cock and that cock was in a child

>>214552450
You want some tiktok webms instead?

Dadberg been at home this last week and he drinks at least 13 black coffees a day
He had 18 on Wednesday
Something wrong with him

>>214552553
What’re you drinking mate

>>214552547
your cynicism is boring too

>>214552553
Opening my 9th, but that's it for today.

>>214552488
boxing is a classic sport that goes back to the ancient greeks. a noble art. almost gentlemanly way of combat compared to the wrestling of ufc
>>214552492
entirely subjective and wrong
>>214552514
do adults even do karate. apart from chinkies

>>214552575
is he not shitting every 30 minutes at that point?

Help me choose a film lads.
The options are

The Killing (1956)
Key Largo (1948)
or
Don't Bother to Knock (1952)

coffee mong loves his coffee

>>214552557
Kinda makes you a nonce by proxy doesn’t it

>>214552461
Really rattled the runts with this one, nice work mate lol

>>214552594
>entirely subjective and wrong
hs?

sitting in my bedroom looking at the computer

Mental that the guy who came up with the modern rules of boxing was a proto-redditor atheist s0yience believer who was also very homophobic for some reason and wouldn't let his son see Oscar Wilde

>>214552598
Why you watching shitty old films

>>214549973 (OP)
>>214552151
>>214552537

It's the /brit/ deano power hour! (before they all fuck off to the pubs)

>>214552598
Don’t like black and white movies they give off racist vibes

>>214552597
Only shits once a day but stinks the whole house out when he does

>>214552515
that's great anon, well done

mad how peng sausage rolls are

How often do you go on tiktok?

>>214552619
being a fat cunt sitting around watching half naked men wrestle on the floor while jumping around drunkenly cheering like an idiot is one of the gayest things you can do. at least football and rugby are british sports we grew up playing. not to mention that entire culture is saturated with yank mongs like joe rogan and dana white and bankrolled by saudi gazillionaires, just like the premier league is now.

britbongistanis are weird

Poo jugs need emptying

>>214552672
never

>>214552642
What films do you like?

You have no right to be. Not every race has the right to exist. Inferior races spread the contagion of communism. And our mission will be accomplished. If not today, tomorrow.

Just let /heem/ know you're slagging them all off

>>214552672
Never. kys coomer

>>214552672
they've cleaned up a lot of the good wanking material so not as much as i used to

>>214552714
Good films like Avengers and Fast and Furious

>>214552672
once.... or twice a day...

>>214552714
Avengers End Game

>>214552688
the older i get the more bent football is to me
used to like it as well but cunts singing songs about their favourite wee guy is weird
watching people batter each other is cool though

how are you a virgin at 32 year old, what went wrong

Bros... hate to be the harbinger of bad news but we lost a real one just few minutes ago

>>214552688
grow up mate, only the emotionally stunted retards watch football these days. Nothing more embarassing than seeing a full grown man in football gear out in the town centre on the weekend. Ever speak to those runts before? They are the most retarded people on earth

>>214552717
Sir this is a papa john’s

>>214552700
uhhh yeah mate all the salad extra onion garlic mayo and hot chilli please ta x

ffs can you lot go after softer targets next time
/heem/ and /fr/ will beat us up
Pick on the origami board or something

>>214552738
back on the turkish vpn are we adam?

>>214552714
Cool modern ones with great special effects

>>214552598
I've seen a lot of films and think films are shit desu. The only good ones are based on books and in every case the book mogs the film. You just can't squeeze a good story, worldbuilding, characters and other things into two hours.

>>214552755
had sex a few times in my early 20's but my virginity grew back

>>214552741
>>214552745
Oh dear

>>214552700
wtf turklad :/

>>214552755
actually i'm 36

>Economists anticipated 75k jobs for yankland in August, instead it was only 22k

AI is murdering the workforce.
MURDERING.

>>214552750
>wee
Scotchcunt can't fucking help himself

I am strongly considering hiring an escort to lose my virginity. Incall obviously as I still live at home, should I shell out £300 for a hot one?

>>214552755
They told me to just be yourself and I followed their advice

>>214552750
The worst is when it’s men in their 50s and 60s and they’re cheering on a bunch of essentially children in their early 20s kicking a ball around and getting emotional if “their” team loses

>>214552791
kek we need to destroy all women

>>214552803
meltdown

>>214552778
Not what I asked is it though mate.

>>214552762
Half the country watch football mate

>>214552799
My company actually has an unspoken hiring freeze because of AI investment and all of the departments don’t quite know how and what processes will be effected

>>214552755
Fuck knows, I'm not even ugly.

Autistic, I don't know how to talk to women like that, whens appropriate, how to advance it, all that shit, Geninuely baffles me how to go from talking to someone to shagging them and how it happens.

>>214552810
>escort to lose my virginity
Doesn't count

>>214552810
Just come to Poland, say a word or two in your British accent and Polish women will be spreading their legs before you

>>214552828
no they dont mong

>>214552810
bambi blacks escorts, you could recreate that fuck a fan video

>>214552750
i agree
i know it’s cliche but the games gone soft
most fans are fat retards, families and tourists now, back in the day it was mainly working local men. not saying those people can’t go to the games but it definitely changes the atmosphere and setting. Not to mention how corporatised and globalised it all is now. Clubs just as brands. Even the players have become performative. They’re all the same. When have we recently seen a world class player with the flair of Ronaldinho or the leadership of Maldini? It’s all the same now. Interchangeable African and Latin American faces and names, thrown around the same clubs that win everything with little variation, playing to perfectly optimised tactics and positions. No spontaneity. Doing choreographed celebrations and PR approved social media posts. Games gone.

>>214552847
thought they were jungle bbc BLACKED RAW only?

>>214552851
Why would I fuck her

Med pussy belongs to Nordic penis

>>214552823
My favourite films are THX 1138, Das Boot, and The Man From Earth, you could watch one of those

most people grow out of football by the time they're 14. cant imagine how much of a runt you'd have to be mentally to watch the same football slop in to your 30s

poor pupper :(

>>214552903
It's British culture.

>>214552894
>das boot
unfathomably based

>>214552885
shag's a shag

fuck off

>>214552878
spot on pal

>>214552833
i’m a legit diagnosed autist yet i lost my virginity at 16, had gfs, flings and one-nighters
even spent most of my formative years glued to the pc wasting away with wow, just don’t understand how you manage to your 30s

>>214552847
I thought Poles hate Brits due to Brexit.

ITS OVER

What hobby is a young man meant to get into where he can enjoy the company of other men? They already took away footie and pubs from us.

>>214552755
Dropped out in early high school, barely left my home since.

>>214552878
No its just become modern and cool

/brit/ - absolute spastic cretins looking for any way possible to feel superior to others for having normal interests like mma or football

>>214552950
is that smartschoolboy?

going for a wank
*loads ups bootstrapped USB tails OS*
*opens tor browser*
I value my privacy online as should you

>>214552953
It’s impossible to be a virgin in France

>>214552963
fuck sake you really do fall for anything

>>214552963
Can just picture them, can’t you?

>>214552963
Fuck off to spoons already you deano twat

>>214552963
only lads who i knew that like football were neeks trying to seem cool
its only stats nerds that care about it these days

>>214552933
How do I

1) Find a woman to talk to at length
2) Shag that woman

This has never happened, and I do "put myself out there" by going to the gym, park runs, coffee shops and stuff like that. Theres never any chance for that sort of thing without being a massive creep. I've got no mates so no parties or anything.

>>214552881
No, they're any foreigner only (everyone except Poles)
>>214552938
No hard feelings, Brexit is Brexit

When was the last time you paid a sex worker?

>>214552755
women were limited to blokes at the pub or the workplace but now they can hop onto Bumble or whatever and find handsome and fit lads from all over the country

>>214552878
Yh not like van dijk has leadership qualities or anything

>>214552762
i don’t really watch football anymore, i was obsessed with it as a kid tho
I have a mate that’s still very into it. We went to Barcelona this year and he wouldn’t shut up about going to the Nou Camp and seeing all the FC Barcelona stuff. It was the only two things he was interested in. Football and nightclubs (which he didn’t pull in). During the day he didn’t want to go to anything else. Sulked all the way through the Sagrada Familia. Didn’t want to go to any restaurants or try Spanish food. Only ate Maccies. Thought speaking to locals was “weird” and anything that wasn’t footy related was “gay” or “not for lads”. Good bloke but insufferable on trips. When we went to Prague him and another mate trekked it out to some Czech football stadium one day because that’s the only thing they know. That’s how they interact with the world. Through football.

>>214553004
Must be a cuckold’s heaven

>>214552933
>t. good looking autist
I too am autistic but I'm a handsome lad so girls have made moves on me over the years but the ugly specimens here are not so fortunate

what’s your opinion on ugly women who still put effort into their clothes and appearance, wear makeup and try to look nice

If you're going to pay an escort lad make sure it's to fuck them raw. Honestly shagging with a condom isn't that great. Sex without a condom is good

every pole ive known had small man syndrome and had a big mouth but never walked the walk when it came down to throwing it down on the streets

>>214552933
you're probably tall and handsome
i am not great looking but not ugly either
average height
struggle to connect with people and maintain a conversation unless im drinking

>>214553009
Imagine being this repulsive of a man. Sickened to know there are people like this.

>>214553009
this is more pathetic than not shagging

On flag duty tonight lads

>>214553074
Good way to get STIs

>>214553039
not like maldini
not saying there’s not good players out there it’s just they’ve all became sameish and performative. individual character doesn’t shine through like it used to. all the players are on strict tactics and programs and must prioritise posession at all costs (thanks Guardiola!). We’re approaching a tactical brick wall with football. The game has got so analysed and optimised it’s began to become sterile and overengineered.
i’ve actually seen van dijk play numerous times

Do deanos still go to Nandos?

>>214553139
yes

>>214553003
to be fair looking back i have no idea how i did it, if the world was just i’d be in the same position as you
bit short according to female standards, autist, were unemployed during my early 20s and so

but to answer:
1. dating apps?
2. suppose that’s the intention you don’t want go in with, you want to shag and be around without shagging

mark viduka
martin keown
alan smith

Genuinely have no material interests lads
Don't care about cars, clothes, holidays or anything any more

All I care about is beauty, order, justice, Nordicism, and Total Aryan Victory

>>214553139
Not anymore. Dangerously cheeky.

in manchester. might go under this little bridge on the canal near the court house. no idea what I might see.

>>214552977
Wish that were true.

>>214553126
I mean hey he shagging a prozzy lad can still get them with a condom you know

>>214553159
>All I care about is beauty
dont look in the mirror then!!!!!

>>214553127
think if i would let any man bum me it would be prime maldini ngl

>>214553159
i dont care about anyone
if you're 10, 13 or 21

>>214553156
>viduka
lethal at celtic
as was moravcik

penis piss on the dick a little bit of piss on your willy willy wick

>>214553071
have had that to, reckon it’s true
>>214553080
>tall
nope

If Hitler were British his name would be Adolph Huttler, 2nd Viscount of York, Ferrier and Reach Chancellor

>>214553085
>>214553095
Respect sex workers

>>214553170
There is NOTHING there, do not go do NOT waste your time

mohammad taking the piss delivering this goyslop

lying to jfs on other boards saying we need id to post here and whatnot

anyone watching the tennis tonight

Coldberg got me on the ropes, bloody ringing blocked earlier since blowing my nose and nostril STILL blocked

How hard is it to learn French? Want to learn a language and think I’ll start off closer to home. Is it hard to learn how to pronounce it and sound like a local? Wonder what a bong speaking frog sounds like.

>>214553207
truke

David Batty

>>214552889
Roman legionaire administering adjustments to brumhildes hymen circa 90AD
nuthin lil hans cud do x

>>214553159
LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!

Matt Le Tissier

Yeboah

>>214553249
*mocks you preemptively*

>>214553224
>reich
the english cognate of this word would be realm

in old english it was “rīce”, pronounced “reech-uh”, similar to the German “reich” meaning realm and the origin of the word “rich”. related by a common indo european root to the latin “rex”, (king) the irish “rì”, and the sanskrit “raja” (the british raj, the rajas of india)

get it now?

Robert Pires

We live in hell

im an incel and have spent my whole life in my smeggy bedroom

unless there's a communist revolution you are going to be an old poorfag in the uk in 2060 being abused by nigerians in a grotty third world tier care home

for me its arjen robben

>>214553336
yh but we don't speak German

>>214553330
i remember the shampoo ads

>>214553361
more of a diego milito fan myself

>>214553336
LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!

The main difference between a sauce and a dressing is their purpose: sauces add flavour and textures to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds.

>uses picture of the one indian festival a year
calm down rorke

>>214553348
a communist revolution to overthrow communists?

Jens Lehman

>>214553302
*takes a fat shit on your head* oops

Spurs fan but I did appreciate Wiltord

>>214553361
Based LCIM

>>214553115
Taken down by English people

>>214553390
>>214553390
>>214553390
>>214553390
>>214553390

>>214553393
you can't actually believe this

>>214553336
germs are still niggers
foch was right

>>214553411
you live in state mandated poverty
get off reddit

>>214553260
>nuthin lil hans cud do x
Hans and Duncan were the only two men who buckbroke the Roman Empire

>>214553348
*National Socialist Revolution

Going to pop down to Lidl for some whisky, a block of cheese and something for dinner.
Anyone want owt?

>>214553249
>How hard is it to learn French?
Probably not too hard since something like 80% of the vocabulary is shared, but the question is why? French is a dying language, unless you want to travel to Africa for some reason it's pointless, spanish or madarin are probably better choices.
>Wonder what a bong speaking frog sounds like.
Like a twat, but then again everyone sounds like a twat in french.
That said I find the british accent cute in girls, so I assume some french women at least would also like your accent.

>>214553453
Thanks. It’s relatively similar to English (at least, I can pick up on some words just from the similarities), I’ve heard it’s a good place to start and I think it sounds nice.