Thread 214549974

twiggy biba

gingerpedo edish

>>214550036
you are so clueless

on my rorke shit

mad how moo deng poo

>>214550037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GJpY_USOUY

>>214549814
Fucking hell. What does your brother do?

where is everyone

>>214550151
/bant/

>>214550151
we're out clubbing
deegs is doing the gay goblin dance again aha

>>214550190
zesty ahh

Think Rorke and leftypol are off having their turkey dinosaurs, spaghetti hoops and potato waffles or something

Why are you in a yank thread
>>214549973
>>214549973
>>214549973

>>214550245
UM x

satan

any lonely sad pathetic incel faggots in?

Want to go to the gym but I keep getting distracted by all the sexy women in skin tight leggings.

>>214550252
Stop being so needy, pathetic really

Might need to start working on my gf's Christmas present soon.
It should only take about 20 hours to make, but I don't want to leave it to the last minute aha x

>>214550296
stop being so meek you twat

I'm all alone but at least I have a peace lily as a mate :)

how many times do I have to have the same lesson before I can change? (for real)
I feel so strange
I feel so strange
I feel so strange

>>214550294
Yeah, you’re here ain’t ya?

drunk bloke outside going oughhh oughh

>>214550337
oddly erotic

3ds broke and wont turn on

>>214550350
ahs0lutely DONE him!

Sober bloke outside sounding well-adjusted

Oughhh oughh

parents talk about such banal shite fuck me
grim i was born to these muppets

if i could turn back time
if i could find a way

berge...

Should have bought cereal earlier on

>>214550382
like what

>>214550294
yeah lol hi

>>214550390
what's he plotting I wonder

I miss Bristol...

drunk bloke outside

>>214550390
eat him

>>214550383
Remember wanking to the music video for this

>>214550394
someone they knew from 1987
what they had for lunch
what someone at work said
blurting out answers to the chase

>>214550421
alri bruce lee

>>214550416
>smoking
instant turnoff

Love the way Welsh people say the word "year".
>yerr.

Sober woman inside going huuu huuu

>>214550427
It's called small talk, Rorke

>>214550416
did you go uni there mate? shag a lot of are english roses?

>>214550457
Didn't know they named conversation after your dick, leftypops.

>>214550427
Jealous you'll never have a life partner to do that with?

>>214550457
small talk because it’s the talk of small minds, small people and small ambitions

>>214550416
Mad how there was literal noncing on TV

should I have water or go wild and have a coffee

Deputy PM inside Westminster going Ooga Booga

what happened to that lad that was filming slags at night in manchester?

Is Rorke the Norf FC guy?

Simon Bird is not fully English. Look at that face.

*enters /brit/*

>deputy PM
good god

>>214550436
why would anyone care

>>214550502
nah that's bazza, different type of guy

university challenge has this uppity indian bloke hosting now. anyone notice this?

>>214550492
he grew up

>>214550519
jfc this country is a joke

>>214550522
Saaaarter for ten

GOT A PIG CALLED HAM
GOT A PIG CALLED HAM
GOT A PIG CALLED HAM

>>214550522
Been doing it a few years now I think

>>214550390
get him stroked

leftypol doing a complete 180 on his earlier strongly held position in a desperate attempt to avoid agreeing with rorke

>>214550583
you being a boring bastard

How easy is it to get with fit trannies/femboys on Grindr?

Theo Von gives an Amish boy his first energy drink

Am fond of the vapeage now and then

>>214550502
rorke doesn't like football
he thinks it's low-class

>>214550599
Ask yer Da

>>214550599
extremely
why you wouldnt want to, however, is beyond me

>>214550583
Maybe one of these days you'll make a good post entirely by accident

>>214550603
been off mine a week now not going back again. lungs and mind are clear. I'm a new man

>>214550368
women wish they could be so pure

this is worth 4 million

wtf

>>214550522
>Bad luck Bristol. It's really just the luck of the draw. You just couldn't quite get your momentum going but then you started to pick it up in the second half.

>>214550562
he's spicier than a vindaloo, with the sass. bring back the anglo-saxon fella

>>214550613
not beyond me, he's a bender :/

>>214550603
which flavour

>>214550630
Sorry lad I made a typo

Rorke and Leftypol arranging to meet up at a specific time in a specific place, in order to finally settle the score

>>214550563
he's v skittsh
tried multiple times before including today but he won't have it :/

>>214550382
I'll trade you

>>214550650
pooberry

>>214550638
yeah I've got one as well mate

Rorke's da wearing his 2003 bristol rovers away top

Creasing thinking about the nigel farage rorke on the ropes video

Rorke fantasising about the big event where everyone freaks out and the country falls into pieces -- he will be unstoppable with his cricket bat

new series of gogglebox tonight get in

>>214550613
Because I'm a virgin freak and it'd be better than wanking to them.

>>214550714
it wont be
the post nut clarity when you cum in some rancid gay cunt will hit you like a brick

>>214550632
who said anything bout women mate?

>>214550519
he's the zionist pick

>>214550639
standard commiseration line

>>214550640
he has dementia

>>214550727
Sounds like the voice of experience here…

>>214550522
he is better to be fair
clearer and quicker

I would like to apologise in advance for the utterly abhorrent posts I'll be making while steaming later today

>>214550732
>standard commiseration line
paxo didn't used to bother with such shit

>>214550695
oh will the people be watching the TV?
you'll be watching them watching the TV, will you?

>>214550728
h-hes fast!!

>>214550728
rorke's ma when she sees the debt collectors

>>214550727
never said I'd be top did I though mate?

>>214550728
Look at him go!

David "Yukihana" Lammy

>>214550664
Love slowly making friends with the local bergs till they eventually run up to you when they hear your voice.

I call for brit to be dismantled

Aww the Paxster has Parkinsons
Loved him on Newsnight

Deputy PM cooking me in a big pot while screaming out gibberish and wearing a bone through his nose

>>214550621
well at least i can count on you being here to read it since you spend every second of your life here

>>214550779
ktimmip (kek this is my ma in particular)

Mhm Lammy activated

Who's the cheapest person on cameo we could pay to say something about Rorke and Leftypol

>>214550827
you're worse than him by a long shot

>>214550803
lovely little bergenstien

Had an idea for a movie where a Christian vampire and a muslim vampire become friends.
Reckon some fella named Ahmed would blow me up if I ever made it though aha x

Don't know how David Limmy even got into politics considering he has no skills and no experience.

>PinkPantheress: Tiny Desk Concert

https://youtu.be/56fJw8HUGuU?list=RD56fJw8HUGuU

Chris Brown? Alpha male

Vlad the Impaler wasn't as bad as people say he was. He was all right actually.

>>214550856
she genuinely has a genius level iq

Young owl outside my window going "HOOO HOO HOO-HOO"

>>214550856
x

>>214550852
i saw a turkish film about this woman who gets possessed by demons lots of islamic occult stuff in it. kind of cool

>>214550883
that's a pigeon mate

>>214550833
Be some well forgotten minor character from a tv show like the fat guy from The Office or one guy who played a random eccentric priest in one episode of Father Ted.

>>214550888
grim

Girls with just a little belly mmmmmmm

Is this illegal? It feels illegal.

>>214550519
Probably temporary until the new deputy leader is elected

Between Tr*mp, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky

ross kemp hard man vs 200 dehydrated refugees

>>214550757
was tempted to steaming-post my knob later, it's been a while

>>214550900
Well my low level of bird knowledge has been thoroughly exposed to the lads ahaha

>>214550827
done him

>>214550938
*piped-in studio audience laughter plays*

My prediction that Lammy will be our first black PM not looking so daft now eh?

successfully foraged a bottle of vodka from the supermarket
im going to start getting very drunk

>>214550911
ur crazy

poo willy in my poo arse

>>214550855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2yKCuMuOEk

AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>214550833
how much does bradley walsh cost

>>214550935
LOL!

>>214550975
might join you on that

>>214550856
This will be a good introduction for me

>>214550856
decent tbf

need to go out and buy scran and gin

>eyes are a window to the soul
what are arseholes then

>>214550977
Thought this was Angela Rayner based on the thumbnail

>David Limmy

What’s heavier? A kilogram of bananas or a kilogram of fried chicken?

Watching a man who 10 years ago was a jovial chap with lots of hair but now he is a depressed slug with very little hair

anyone want to pop round my wankhouse for a cuppa tomorrow afternoon?

>>214551017
a window to your poo

>>214551030
looking in the mirror?

>>214551020
no you didnt

Back from my costume party lads

>>214551020
glad I wasn't the only one

>>214551044
yes please, I'd like the Elton special as well if possible x

fuck's sake rorke
you're fucked in the head

Hate this country
Hate the nasty chav and wogified culture

>>214551030
stop stalking me

>>214551050
Genuinely did
>>214551057
See I'm not alone

^_____^

>>214550971
not unless someone does the needful before then

>>214551078
screeching

>>214551065
no worries mate, it'll be 15 quid if that's alright?

just been killed in a funicular railway crash in Lisbon

this won't do, this won't do at all

>>214551078
ffs

>>214551137
whelks are grim
earth snails are good though

just been fucked up the arse

>James Buckley
>£42

>Big john - the boshfather
>£29

>Ryan Windridge
>£9


Quite a lot of nobodies for a pound. Anyone fancy paying them to say something about Rorke?

Too Sad About
Angela Rayner

to
Think properly ..

I have a very aristocratic and superior demeanor. It intimdates normies.

jellied whelks

>>214551078
HOWLING

>>214551171
Someone needs to do one for the bosh guy

why would you pay for cameo when you could just use ai

>>214551187
I ain't paying it

First soup of the Autumn de lads
Leeks, cabbage, carrots, celery, potatoes, green beans, pear barley, seasoned with bay, black pepper, allspice, and parsley.

my plans for this weekend

>>214551211
Not the same is it

>>214551187
lmao you can't afford £29
Eating Lidl food is it poorfag?

>>214551211
because cameo is real and so is funnier

>>214551078
I've just reported this for racism to the Met

Fuck it, I'll buy one.

Tell me what you want the message to read and which person?

>>214551078
This lad will get 2 years in jail minimum

Who in the blue hell is Ryan Windridge

>>214551217
corr love a good hearty soup, mines a lentil and bacon

>>214551217
Stop stuffing your fat face and go make your first ever friend you boring cunt

>>214551078
right well that's a bit too racist isn't it

>>214550728
did not know that hippos could move that quick. very unnerving

>>214551244
something about rorke

>>214551257
Is Google broken?
>>214551262
Great post

Woman, I can hardly express

>>214551244
you will NOT post the mice
you will NOT post the peters
you will NOT post the dragons
you will NOT post the ponies

any one of them.

>>214551244
Just make sure it includes
Rorke
Leftypol
Rasheed
Spaino
Emplyed Woman (they won't say tranny)
Get them blanked
Poo seal
Sir Kier
Bradley

>>214551244
rape rorke

>>214551281
>>214551262
samefag

>>214550973
paedo

right thats me been done then

for me it's the cockles

right thats me been done then

just copped a new painting

>>214551307
the police when spaino asks why he's being arrested

>>214551244
poo smells lmao

>>214551325
selling for £650 in a local cafe

You now remember the beast from the east

>>214551325
captain tom sex arse

>>214550888
shagged her in the b&m mong bog

Five minutes until Gremlili (and Shondo). Proper British vchubers, even if one of them is French-Canadian.

>>214551217
add beans
also
>pear barley
you forgot your l

>>214550893
So it would be set during the third crusade and the muslim vampire fought in the armies of Muhammed. So I think it's unlikely to be tolerated by the stabby people.

/fr/ is laughing at you lot and your shambolic government
They know you're too scared of them to say anything, busy shopping at Lidl and blogposting about making poorfag soup

there’s no way Christian’s believe some bloke split the sea in half lmao

The Beast from the East.

>>214550833
gary eats is on there

>>214551397
prove it didnt happen then leftypol

>>214551244
cronem

I'm not buying a Cameo now

>>214551244
mad how moo deng poo peng bradley walsh gay porn sex arse dance

>>214551389
gonna samefag this post too

>>214550856
cute

Went to /fr/ because of >>214551389 and translated some of their posts. They've got better banter than us to be fair. We've got sloppy. Too many lolcows who need institutionalising

>>214551389
love the french

>>214551397
he's not here

the poo from the zoo

>>214551364
screaming

>>214551445
I thought they surrendered to us a few weeks ago. They were saying that their general was dead, it wasn't attracting enough posts to compete against the /brit/ behemoth

>>214551364
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Diego was here this morning, right lads? Maybe I hallucinated that

>>214551389
>”Tell them about it. Not us”

mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong gay porn mong bog

Howling at Starmer's appointments they're absolutely mental

>>214551389
french arent white let alone nordic so i dont care

Phenotype -> phenomenon
>pheno means experience, subjectitivity.
>contrasting with neumena, i.e., the object in itself
Therefore, is there such a thing as neumotype, distinct from phenotype?

>>214551506
howling are you
is there any evidence of this
*gets in your face*

>>214551493
He was here but off name
Someone was poorly imitating him using the name

>>214551389
yeah well their country is somehow even more overrun with wogs then ours and Paris is a shithole so their mockery has little weight to it

>>214551526
awoo

>>214551244
mama freakin'
ziedy peekin'

matt le tiss

asked the proto gf if I'm her proto bf and she said no

>>214551366
>both cancelled
I guess no vtubers today, then.

>>214551468
you're not though, are you. you're not screaming.

>>214551532
Well I don’t like that. Not one bit.

>>214551533
it is filled with bames but every french city and town mogs britain by a country mile
it is insane how clapped this country is

and the latest from the gherkin?

>>214551563
All out of cocoa butter

>>214551563
they're in the showers, washing each others cocks

>>214551366
both pander to paedophiles

>>214551559
well yeah as a people they have some appreciation of beauty unlike britcattle

Jamie Bulger sex arse.

Batteries included.

>3 day ban from /tv/ has just ended
>3 day ban from /tv/ has just begun

screaming at sir keir's handwriting. has he got brain damage?

>>214551606
exactly
why dont we have that same appreciation of beauty, it depresses me

>>214551619
gonna samefag this post too LOLpaki?

Off gym in a bit

>>214551622
looks like it was written on a tablet

>>214551619
S C R E A M I N G

>>214551650
What does this mean?

chucky childs play sex arse

proposed new editions for the new maker

>poo seal edition
>free sheldon edition
>fishe edition
>peng girls edition

>>214551666
Tell your mates, not us

anyone seen my maddie mccann sex arse?

>>214551704
theres a recycle to use first but after that we can make one of those

rorke is on the ropes, can leftypol deliver the finishing blow?

>>214551728
FUCKING SCREAMING

>>214551622
is he left handed?

>>214551733
We call him Leftypops (or Pops) now

>>214551622
tbf he was probably high on lammys bbc fumes after giving him a welcome go on his wife

Ladies and gentlemen, your new Home Secretary

sir poo seal

>>214551698
there's a freakish poster who samefags all the time and he used to be called LOLpaki. this is him too >>214551707

Would you have consensual sex with Madeline McCann?

>>214551767
um

>>214551785
you are going to hell

>>214551728
scressam

>>214551785
She's only 22 years old you sick fuck.

come to think of it i’m surprised at how good the mobile port of 4chan is

All scared about Halloween. Pumpkins ffs it's petrifying

hope are maddie is still alive

I wanted to talk more about soup but it seems like that one comment scared you all off

>>214549973
>>214549973
>>214549973
migrate when ready

>>214551773
would

poo

Do brits work out?

>>214551767
>wife