Thread 214553390

For the discussion of British culture

wow

>>214553418
the holocaust was 100% justified

>>214553418
Italy of the Americas.

>>214553403
>phillip lahm there
mental how you occasionally got an unathletic looking manlet such as this come to become one of the best players in the world. gotze was another one. short legs, short body, weird limbs, great footballer

shows you either have it or you don’t.

Robin Van Persie
Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Ronaldo
Robinho
Rivaldo
Ronaldinho

back in the day we used to sing at this guy "christian nade sells watches on the beach" lol
couldnt get away with it these days what with the woke and whatnot

was always surprised LCIM didn't get a hair transplant

might play stardew valley

ah yes the country where major industries, banks, and land are all privately owned and which is fully integrated into global financial markets and imperialism (NATO) is definitely communist

moment preddador mom realises shes not leaving the station...

you wont believe what this preddador dad did to his 9 year old daughder...

Every Allied soldier in WW2 died for FUCKING NOTHING

>>214553521
LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!

he's Adebayor
he's Adebayorrrrr
his dad washes elephants
his mum is a whore

>>214553529
hästberg

>>214553515
ah yes the world and its definitions and ideologies were all written in concrete in the 20th century so communism is everybody walking around in boiler suits killing landlords with sickles and all capitalisms are le monopoly man : )

Anyway...
Going to pop down to Lidl for some whisky, a block of cheese and something for dinner.
Anyone want owt?

>>214553577
dont bother hes probably like 16

>>214553577
utterly bizarre post

bellowing loud poo-curdling screams from my incel lair

i can just read french without really knowing french. just a gay version of english really

fresh poo curds for my pootine
magnifique

Smiling through the agony.

if its good enough for mo its good enough for me
if sitting in a mosque is where ive got to be
mo salalalalalalalalalalah

Thing is lads, if I didn't get the cans, would I be Canslad?

>>214553577
and when exactly was that implied?

>>214553616
*more elegant version of english

While you lot go out getting drunk in the club and wasting your life chasing slag pussy, I will be standing in the dark for hours defending our nation for future generations, so you have the freedom to live your life.

mad how canada has cute polite versions of americans but also has haughty french wankers that are generally cuntier than the worst frenchman (pre india colonisation, that is)

>>214553678
through every assertion you shrouded in sarcasm but nonetheless made in your post, silly.

>>214553577
3 questions for you

what is communism in your definition? how do we achieve it? and why would it work?

hate this country
hate the culture
hate the people

Capitalism and Communism are both jewish. Jews discard them and use them as needed.

Jews were communists in pre-1917 Russia and in the 1920s/1930s when they ruled Russia with an iron fist, and then became capitalist dissidents when the ethnic Slavs regained power after WW2.

The jew is the eternal revolutionary.

>>214553705
sorry but the english language is against you. you can't just make up what you think communism means then ramble on about the monopoly man like a retard

>>214553616
oh yea?
read Les Mémoires d'outre-tombe and come back to me you little prick

what is the cheekiest thing one can order at a chinese takeaway?

just bleached the bog then done a horrendous diarrohea shite

>>214553755
Fascism was created by jews to be eternal victims

nta but the modern world is heavily inspired by marx
your ruling class is using the state to destroy your society and rebuild it in their own image
commie overlords enslaved their own people in every other instance it was implemented

>>214553715
In the 21st century communism has taken on different angle to achieve the same aims it had in the 20th century. But now they're using academic tools and invented bollocks like sociology, intersectionalism, affirmative action, deconstructivism and so on and so on. All the achieve the same aim of a classless, stateless society.

eating kentish cobnuts and watching batman begins

>>214553723
I defend your right to do so

>>214553766
moi? Je lis la symphonie pastorale de Gide
Alors je veux dire que je le commencerai demain
je promets

>>214553755
LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!

>>214553390 (OP)
Are what

mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong mong bog gay porn

based deliveryman thats the least delivery slop mongs deserve

>>214553786
anything western - chips, fried eggs, battered sausage, that sort of thing

>>214553758
i see you have that zoomer mind disease where you don't even know or understand the things you assert online because you've put up multiple different filters of le irony behind it its confused your little brain. Read back your post, you asserted that NATO was imperialist, you asserted that all industries were private which they aren't, are you autistic lad?

>>214553847
thought you were a merdeux
tu déconnes pas

she is so peng

>>214553695
Quebeckers I’ve met have been nice tbqh
The French French in Montreal are kind of cunts

>>214553758
communism is a de facto religion. like other religions, they can say the negative consequences of communism is simply because that wasn’t real or pure communism, and that the ideology simply has to be purified and applied harder to work. they believe in millenarian thought, just like christians do. instead of jesus returning, defeating the devil and establishing an everlasting paradise, communists believe that the world will throw off their chains, establish a communist workers paradise, and usher in an everlasting golden age free from the corruption of sin I mean capitalism. just as christianity teaches original sin and man’s fallen nature. communists believe mankind to either be a capitalist oppressor or the oppressed, and the only salvation from their inherent negative nature, is to embrace communist theory. Like how for Christians it is to accept the sacrifice of Christ to wash away the spiritual debt of sin.

This is because Communism is a religion, a secularised, atheistic version of Protestantism that went to the extreme, and applied itself to social and economic policy. It believes it can perfect human nature only through their dogma.

>>214553833
do they meet round a big table to discuss their schemes or does it just kind of happen that these crypto-communists work in tandem

why does it suddenly stink of garlic in here

Oliver cromwell
Whats the consensus?

lil zoomerbro so irony poisoned he doesnt even know what he believes sincerely anymore

>>214553962
robust

>>214553931
ok but how is modern britain communist?

>>214553935
yes mate lots of people share ideas around the world and some work together and some don't.

>>214553931
trvke

>>214553999
didn’t say it was i’m a different fella

total aryan victory.

when does fantasy football start >>214554000

>>214553911
I hate Pakis and Indians so much, why exactly do we let these animals into our white countries?

>>214553695
i thought only anglo leafs, new englanders, and floridians hated quebeckers

>>214554010
natsoc has a 0% win rate

>>214553962
Depends on who you ask, lad
Personally, I think he was a bit of a gowl

What's your meal deal order lads

>>214553962
the dust hasn't settled yet, give it some time

>>214554052
Meal deals are for runts

>>214554000
except the way you've framed it there's a communist plot to utilise academia to establish communism so surely these academics most of which are ostensibly not communists must be scheming secretly somehow

>>214554025
natsoc was merely an ideology
aryans have conquered nearly every place in the known world and invented modern civilisation. as well as all the language and religion of civilisations from Rome, Greece, Persia and India

Well it seems we've all got autism here, haven't we?

SLAGS SLAGS SLAGS CHEIKKY NANDOS FOOTIE FOOTIE FOOTIE OI OI OI

>>214554085
and now they are being shagged to death

>>214554078
Where do you think you are

>>214554052
poo

whos this supposed to be from the 1982 south bank show intro

Whats the situation on the ground in northern ireland
Is there any chance of the troubles starting up again?

>>214554082
>these academics most of which are ostensibly not communists

Britain is 5 seconds away from civil war

>>214553962
Ride shiny and eternal yeah?

>>214554087
i don't think so la, just you

>UK's borders now controlled by a Muslim woman
English people love this

>>214554145
it's not 1960's france mate. most academics in the english speaking world are far from communists, unless you are using some strange definition of communism

The second boer war was the beginning of the end for the british empire

Right lads, time to get the BIG cans and er, the BIG monster cans too since Canslad is a tired lad

Still can't fucking believe I bought a fucking Mac studio for €11,974

we all registered for radiohead tickets then?

>>214554146
Good. When paki scum raped kids at Rotherham, they blamed the kids. God hates a coward.

>>214554015
The guy who did that was white

>>214554127
no
the only people that remember it and want to continue the fight are a small number of radical boomers
the PIRA disbanded. as did the UDA. What’s left of the protestant militias are larpers and what’s left of the ra are drug peddlers when their MI5 handlers will let them
tracking and digital technology has advanced so much in the past 30 years it’s rendered any insurgency from a tiny group like the IRA much harder and borderline impossible

and the two tribes of ulster maniacs there also have generally agreed mass immigration and globalism is their common enemy

Need forkin' chicken

>>214554127
zero most people here wouldnt cross the street without pushing the button never mind try to get guns and bombs to blow each other up

>>214554201
what on earth do you need that for

that's the christmas shopping done

danke shoen mein freunden

>>214554210
no he wasnt stop lying

>>214554201
Still can’t believe you’re a real person. Let me guess, bloated civil servant?

>>214554217
choli

>>214554217
mental how fit they are

>>214554217
meh, fran drescher was hotter

>>214554210
pissing on zogcattle's goyslop is hyperborean, aryan even
unrestrained by the mores of this kikeciety

>>214554240
I actually don't fucking know, lad.
I just bought it because 'why not'

>>214554261
Sysadmin/IT consultant

You carry the same blood as us, it seems

miss when /brit/ had irish posters other than cansmong and the greek

>>214554260
It’s been proven

Security guard night shift toil loometh...

>>214554311
An A-grade 'reakfast

>>214554217
imagine how musky and slimy her curryhole gets on stage dancing in the summer at festivals

From today, I am announcing unrestricted leave to remain for single polish women to the UK.
It is not only the legal thing to do, it is the right thing to do.

>>214554206
>raped
>kids

>>214554322
all left due to RAMPANT hibernophobia

you should hang your heads in shame!

Bet canslad is spherical

medieval /brit/ be like
>just seen a dane in the town square
>mercia has fallen

>>214554385
Time honored tradition in your country.

>>214554402
Lad, I'm flat, like the Earth

>>214554391
where'd they all go? there's no /eire/ anymore either

>>214554322
I’m still here too I just work full time now so I’m barely here. I do manual labour while this lout taps away on a keyboard all day and drinks cans. It’s pretty infuriating actually

reckon I'm in the top 10% most racist people globally

Im proud of my french heritage

>>214554413
sent on a convict ship to australia

>>214554413
>there's no /eire/ anymore either
Not enough of them speak Irish to make it worthwhile

ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell

seitan and spinach rice for tea

>>214554443
more people should speak irish
it’s a very ancient and kino language and is naturally anti globalist

>>214554201
LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!

>>214554489
no you cant!

>>214554485
Yeah I would like to learn it (have no family connection to Ireland) but all of the people who do learn it are spastic leftypols who want the blacks in

>>214554119
ahem you vermin please answer my query

Accidentally pissed mumsy off by saying women were made to give birth when what I meant was women have a body evolved with birth in mind
me and autistic mouth x

>>214554439
je te vois pas dans /fr/

Drama at Bromley FC as Nico Schlotterbeck has confirmed he is activdely looking for a new club after a contract renewal went awry. He will likely leave the club in the January transfer window alongside Adeyemi who is already confirmed to move to Bournemouth.
Two key players gone mid-season. This could be the end for me as manager

>>214554529
was born in a lab me

>>214554546
mums a dog is she

>>214554510
I have Irish heritage and want to learn it, would even want to live in Ireland in a Gaelgeoir community and being all traditionalist and Irish nationalist but I know the Irish there would just see me as a strange British larper

>>214554568
yank tier post
embarrassing

the queer representation on /brit/

>>214554485
Failed dead language which the Irish haven't learned out of laziness. Jews have been 100x more successful at getting hebrew going in israel

>>214554568
>being all traditionalist and Irish nationalist
This just means being a massive fag who sucks off the browns

stimming

Taken 150mg of codeine and I'm still in agony eurgh

>>214554542
Resign before it gets worse

called catberg a fat git earlier but I'm beginning to think that was a bit harsh

>>214554589
fucking shut up man

>>214554217
latex sex

>>214554568
ello chaps oim fackin irish int oi chacky ar la fack the bri'ish inni

just heated up some baked beans and threw some eggs in the mix, only because i have nothing else to eat

archaic

>>214554568
it's called being a british isles mutt

England 'till I die!
I'm England 'till I die!

>>214554640
you know you can filter the brazillian flag and lose nothing of value

Might watch one of them movies about elfs n that.

You lost

This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way

>>214554217
goddamn charli is so sexy

>>214554619
I've considered it but my options are Leicester or some mid table German teams. I reckon if i can see out the season, i can find a better team

>>214554729
heatherpaedo…

>>214554510
>>214554568
why
they hate you and dont want you in their country

>>214554740
At 97 I hope I'm snorting coke the old-fashioned way!!! LOL!!!!

>>214553511
Slimy twat.

NatWest sending me an email titled "<name>, we made a mistake" like they've fucking killed my child but it turns out they just put a wrong date on some shite rewards scheme somewhere

>>214554590
All literate Jews already spoke Hebrew and it was an internationally respected and revlanguage

>>214554751
Fully aware and think Thatcher should have nuked Dublin
doesn't mean it's not a cool language

Ada Wong Sex Arse!!

Love shagging.
I shag all the time.

>>214554777
Scottish Gaelic had more hunting songs due to us being hunters

>>214554760
Lmao I can tell you've never worked in Finance. We have to be really REALLY particular about all comms (short for communications) we send to customers. I just don't think you would get it unless you worked in Finance.

>>214554799
your pillow?

>>214554790
For leons BWC only im afraid

won't lie to you lads, everything is awful and it's never getting better

>>214554590
It’s not a dead language. People still speak it.
>>214554591
Irish culture wasn’t invented in 2010

financemong on a mad one

Rorke sticking a sharp object into his ear to get some earwax out, and then he eats the earwax

Took this image of dogbergenstein earlier x

want to paint asian wombs with my spermule

>>214554790
She's black only mate

>>214554811
hell yeah, any other Finance guys in the house? civillians just wouldn't get it, man. did you know that i work in Finance?

>>214554811
Good post

it time

>>214554842
Is it young

>>214554869
>brewed in burton
piss.

I'm giving the vape an almighty sucking

>>214554820
>>214554854
haven't played the remake so which is it?

>>214554808
Alba gu bràth!

>>214554881
No he is 16

>>214554842
looks old :(

.

here’s a crazy stat

a gay man has a higher chance of having HIV than a straight man who just tested positive for HIV

>>214554844
I must be gay because these girls don't do anything for me

>>214554898
He is
He will pass away soon, I haven't prepared for that day but he lived an amazing life and I love him

>>214554811
Oh shut the fuck up, Rachael from Customer Service
Get back to sorting out the Autumn Budget

https://youtu.be/QyH-t5Bfa3M

LMAO this is a real song

R Kelly a legend

just been in to B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws, never gonna use them

Finance bros, wassup???!!! Heh heh hehhhh, money!

>>214554900
Why do people seethe at her like this

She's not the only fit celebrity

playing osrs lads. i have no idea why i still sink time into this game years later

>O FLOOOER O SCOOOOTLAND
hope denmark fucking batter these cunts

>>214554933
does your autism make you unable to understand sarcasm

>>214554949
why

Coomed to trannies three (3) times today

>>214554919
give him a scruff from france

Go suck your mum all you haters and losers
I literally just got the top iq score.

>>214554965
Scotland the Brave is way better

>>214554900
Sam Hyde says she (Sydney) is meh btw

>>214554949
>denmark
Sco vs den might be the one time in history i care about sport

my parents are in their mid 50s and i’ve seen them have a noticeable mental decline in the past year or two
they are of a healthy weight, no family history of dementia, exercise regularly, didn’t abuse drugs or alcohol. now they regularly forget what they are doing in the middle of tasks. forget conversations i had with them 10 minutes ago, seem to have no volume control sometimes when they talk to each other and argue about increasingly inane and stupid shite

might be the vaccine

>>214554890
All hunting culture died in 1600s due to feudal farming spreading so it only survived in recordings of bizarre puns and occasionally some other tales

Doomed

>>214554919
Give him a stroke from Coggleshall lad xx

>>214554981
xx

>tfw walking home on a snowy night in december after a cosy evening at the pub
do you know this feel?

cloning warwick is a lab and making an army of weaponised warwicks

>>214554925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGqoaGgTFAQ

king rob

Killing northern Spanish villagers

>>214555012
xx

>>214554975
>coomed to future suicide statistics

>>214554869
grim

>>214554987
agree as a scot
we have a pathetic culture of self doubt and playing ourselves down despite our large contributions to humanity (relative to our size and geography) and deep culture

*stamps out cigarette butt*
quiting smoking. dirty old habit

Clap for are NHS

im such a bludclart racist what is wrong with me

the 3 second rule

>>214554986
mines 123

What's the matter, Heatherchad?

You've barely posted your pure satire...

>>214555042
They were fit. And well endowed.

I don't know why tlbut the big throbbing cock makes them more appealing

>>214555055
biggest football team waves irish flags at every match

>>214555063
Based

>>214555068
But mine is highest. Top of the pyramid

>>214555068
thats you showing up how high you can count is it

*stands on the step banging on pots and pans like it's 8pm on a thursday night in 2020*

my iq is +1 of whatever yours is

>>214555100
the founder was an irishman and the team was made to feed poor irish people that couldn’t find work
some irish flags and symbolism are acceptable but the ira larp is cringy as fuck

>>214555106
>>214555109
You've both revealed your own ignorance.

>>214555063
“Ooo di patient she blood”
“ok I clean”

Scotland is probably the country that contributed most to humanity relative to its size
Meanwhile India the least for its size

>>214555130
hello fello retard

did a poo that curled up like one of those cheeky curly sausages just now

>>214555134
Rangers was also founded for Irishmen

>>214555134
>feed poor irish people that couldn’t find work
Why were they in Scotland

Which TV show best captures the grimness of Britain? For me, it's Limmy's Show. The locations, costumes and editing all have a particular feel to it.

refusing to give my cat attention

>>214555153
released the sausages did you

pooing right now

#1 sitting-on-my-fat-arse enjoyer
#1 central nervous system crippler
#1 physical issues enjoyer

>>214555163
irish famine forced them outwards. some went to new york, some liverpool, some glasgow

I'll have a muffet of tea please

>>214555182
Any soap like Corrie, Eastenders etc. Just grey dull shite

>>214555063
As much as I liked up Norf healthcare is the main reason I couldn't live there. You may as well go straight to the mortuary if the alternative is ending up in one of their hospitals.

>>214555183
get him stroked right now rorke

defund the state

>>214555097
>I don't know why tlbut the big throbbing cock makes them more appealing
you know i might have an inkling why

>>214555189
in czech republic we love pork too, ever have our sausages

>>214555163
Because Englishmen starved then so they could work in factories for lower wages

might rewatch all the grand tour episodes

>>214555184
if the english weren't a stateless people this would be a huge national celebration

>>214555235
I've got bupa mate
doctor and dentist seen within 24h of need

back from tesco
was looking forward to eggs and sausage rolls for breakfast tomorrow but only went and forgot to buy sausage rolls

>>214555266
Erm Rorke why would we care about some random bozo

>>214555272
yeah big upper pelvic area (BUPA)

>>214555238
>song
>flag
>mfw

>>214555100
Not even close to being the biggest. I’ve been all over Scotland and outside of Glasgow, no one is a Celtic fan. It’s either the local mob or Rangers. Rangers are still shite, don’t get me wrong, but it’s clear they’re the biggest club in the country.

>>214555246
Liking women with cocks is not gay

getting to the stage now where i’m not just an incel freak but a spiteful evil incel freak

grim up there

>>214555295
why did you have to do me?
why, friend? why?

>>214555280
Massive blunder. Go back to the shop and get those bloody sausage rolls

>>214555300
biggest as in being the best

>>214555237
He's a cunt he doesn't deserve it

to be honest I don't think charities should go door to door
having to tell them I'm not interested in donating makes me feel like a right twat

>>214555312
sorry I didn't mean anything by it. I retract it.

>>214555325
Yeah fair enough

pulling skin from my toes and eating it

>>214555183
<---

>>214555307
there are no women with cocks mate

slap with dick

>>214554991
why

>>214555247
You forgot yout VPN spaki

>>214555372
Philistine

>>214555344
I appreciate the gesture.
I hope to move on from this minor mishap - maybe even a misunderstanding on my part, even - we've had a long friendship, you and me.

divining my future from my poo

>>214555266
Athelstan was a Saxon
English people only became a tranny race larping as angles after the French conquest

get all fidgety and bashful whenever scotland football team is on the telly

>>214555384
My ancestry plus mortal enemy in combat

>>214555386
shut up you mongo you don’t even know what i’m talking about

>>214555368
hej katborg

>>214555419
meds

>>214555467
>>214555467
>>214555467

>>214554010
o/

>>214554025
National Socialism has been tried only once.

>>214555455
<--

spaki and yanks making early news is it

>>214555485
LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!

>>214555492
That is a catberg. It is, indeed, a catberg.
Very interesting...