Thread 214555467

bowie david

>>214555467 (OP)
Based edition

*minces into thread*

finna kill myself

cant tell if you lot are joking about believing in spaki

>>214555467 (OP)
thank fuck not using that freaks thread

>>214555517
Spainlord is based.

He mindraped the schizos and turned himself into the new 190.

please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to, rorke

>>214555517
wdym believing in spaki?

>>214555514
finna miss ya brush frfr no cap :(>>214555514

>>214555536
I'm here for you darling
don't you worry

Rorke proudly waltzing through the streets of Hull wearing a UK flag themed shirt and a fanny pack

Miss my nigga Jason Waterfalls like you wouldn’t believe

>>214555536
We can use it next one, lad :)

People forget there are still a lot of Spaniacs/Spainoholics still in /brit/

(8) don't go jason waterfalls (8)

>>214555577
jesus you are boring aren't you

>>214555615
sn

I think you are moving too fast

The tmp is the best weapon

>>214555549
commiemong isnt ziedy

cansmong in total disarray

Holidays in Thailand be like https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757093868625893.mp4

Lammy and Starmer are both married to jews
Very reminiscent of the Bolshevik politburo where even the goyim like Molotov and Voroshilov had jewish wives

>>214555650
I know

>>214555467 (OP)
i had that exact hair when i had long hair around 2008-2011

>>214555517
i think it's been overdone so much that it's lost its original meaning
calling a post "spaki" is just a downvote now

getting gang blacked

>>214555666
corr nice digits them

>>214555666
wow did you
that's mental
mad
mad how

>>214555666
did you feel beautiful?

>>214555549
Ian mccollum on a mad one

>>214555405
poof

>>214555665
why post ziedy then

I don't think living at home would bother me so much but I live in a tiny maisonette with a mother and her partner of 20 years who's relationship is basically utterly fucked. God I want to move out so bad. You don't know how good you have it if you have parents who are normal and so you only have your own problems to consider rather than constantly thinking about their bullshit.

another friday night in my incel hovel

Lots of bad news this week
No Diego to speak of
Angela Fake Tits got sacked
Sergio Georgini dead
Graham Linehan arrested
ffs what's next

>>214555666
oxford bender

>>214555727
Describe the nature of your incel hovel, I am curious

>>214555736
Angela White got sacked?
Mad.

Anyway lads, back with the BIG chips and the BIG cans

But more importantly, the new girl at toil, how do her chebs work? Why is each one like twice the size of the Latvians combined? At what point do we say 'yes, those are big enough'

>>214555737
he's been dead for ages

>>214555765
you're a BIG twat

>>214555765
You will never have sex

>>214555765
there is never a point when they're big enough

mad how most native north american versions of heaven were basically just their usual world except without disease and you lived forever. meanwhile whites invent some shit with clouds and angels because their reality is so miserable

here's your based reform party bro

https://files.catbox.moe/n10qc9.mp4

>>214555747
messy smelly and smeggy

>>214555549
Whos this lad then. He looks like me with facial.hair

>>214555822
we are cooked

Can feel the last vestiges of my youth flittering away as I approach 30

>>214555778
Good lad, have a can.

>>214555781
I have shagged before. Mostly your mum, lad.

>>214555793
They're just amazing to look at

keir starmer goofy ahh

>>214555840
sizeable ktimmers

>>214555822
every single party is a collective of cringe corrupt retards, who the fuck are we supposed to vote for now

>>214555822
ah yes women

>>214555840
Can you feel a clue coming on?

This time around
I'm stayin' at home
And things are gonna get better
Settlin' in
Lovin' my wife
But then I got that letter
MY BLACK SON
MY BLACK SON
Now each day my heart is gettin' biggerrrrr
Don't even remember sleeping with that lady but I diiiiiid
MY BLACK SON
He's comin' to stay
MY BLACK SON
He's makin' each day
The best that he can!
Also, he's a ninja

>>214555822
Weird shite always happens at Party Conferences, it's taken as read

>>214555822
it's the new tory party
you've really got to despair at knowing for a fact that, no matter what, a massive wave of immigrants is hitting us in 2029

Kek found this lad by way of yandex. He looks even more like me

I'm not getting Digital ID under any circumstances.

More than willing to go to jail or die over this. Digital ID + CBDC is a permanent system of slavery.

>>214555840
people above 30 love describing the last good meal they had at a restaurant

>>214555902
2016/nazi/commiemong

gary eats had haddock at gordon ramsays restaurant

>>214555747
top floor flat in a block of 3, two bedrooms and I use the second bedroom as a laundry/study. There's a faint smell of BO/cum and the living room is filled with empty cans and fast food bags

>>214555867
Restore Britain or Patriotic Alternative

>>214555822
And of course Nadine Dorries was there seething about how the Tories betrayed Boris
Reform really are just going to be Boris 2.0. Get ready for the Nigelwave.

>>214555934
>Restore Britain
Not a political party
>Patriotic Alternative
Literal glowies

listening to the newest pinkpantheress, honestly kinda addicted

another day another hundred posts of the same horrible personality gimmick posted

Business idea: National Socialist British Workers Party

could actually fucking cry right now.
My last joint and I dropped it in a puddle as I was lighting it fucking hate my shit life

>>214555934
Hello officer.

in 1976 I saw ELO at the Birmingham NEC

>>214555935
Rupert Lowe would like to have a word.

>>214555980
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>214555932
Kek, is this how you live?

>>214555960
>Restore Britain
is that the one where you have to send rupert lowe your money

>>214555980
nicely stoned on my thc vape right now
it’s a cruel world

>>214555965
Nice idea, fed.

NOOOOOOO the gate thing wasnt a horse thing

>>214555991
of course you did gramps. let's get you off to bed now

Going to use the mac to generate sports predictions on the footy and become rich, lads

slap dick
slap dick
touch dick
touch dick
touch dick
slap dick

>>214555980
lmao get fucked druggie mong

>>214555960
lol no
Homeland are more likely to be glowies, not PA
PA is allied with actual NS parties like the NRM in Scandinavia and the former NJP in America

>>214556005
it's not quite as bad as that but it's close

>>214555932
don't understand people like you. you can buy a diffuser for like £8 and get rid of 90% of rubbish in under 10 minutes

>>214555980
you should have picked it up, taken it apart and dried out the contents
no need to waste it unless the puddle was really dirty or oily or something

I got called mate today TWICE. being unavailible and wanking only 1 time in 1 week really has worked. not to get sex, but that is the point- its not for that

>>214555997
he famously got kicked out of the party
would be extremely funny if he took over the tories between now and the next election though
reform is perfectly poised to trash the tories forever and by being more hard-right only to switch places with them for literally no reason and disappear

>>214555935
>Boris
amazed that there's still a cult following for him

>>214555714
He's a prime Aryan Specimen

>>214556045
that's 10 minutes of /brit/ time down the toilet then

>>214555980
Pick that shit up and carefully dry it off with a towel then set it on a radiator in some kitchen roll

>>214555932
Literally just clean up you mong. Buy some binbags, take half a day out and get your place nice. It's actually not that hard.

Just poured a gin and coke

People should have simply stayed as primitive nodamic communities
Reckon they had it better than we do all things considered

>if you do anything you're a glowie!
Alright then just sit in your bedroom and wait to be drafted for ZOG

>>214556045
the fact is I simply can't be arsed
nobody ever enters the flat except me so why bother to keep it clean and tidy

watching Charleston White videos

>>214556096
tihs is literally me!
today I saw a group of 4 blondes standing around a golden retriever

>>214556095
What have you done

Apart from gloating about German women being raped by communists.

>>214556091
you've peer pressured me into another voddy

>>214556099
Do something nice for yourself. Make it nice for you.

just sneezed a massive glob of snot on my keyboard and it's gone in between the keys

>>214556087
Ive already walked home. It was properly soaked

golden retriever boyfriend toby >.<

>>214556115
The other week you said you would tell girls that you love them
How has that been going?

I need to get some binbags and clean my room
but thats to get sexo! thats so I can take someone back to my house

>>214555980
should have just picked it up and used the lighter to dry it off
dude weed lmao mongs just cant use their noodle can they?

reading about the atrocities commited by the british empire in the island of ireland

>>214556150
didnt even do it even while drunk in the city
not meant to be UwU

>>214556146
UM x

Honestly unless there's a nationalist rebellion across Europe, I think there's about a 90% chance of us being sent to war by 2030, maybe even 2027. Scary shit lads.

when i was a teenager i would often smoke leftover resin in my pipes when i was out of weed, was extremely disgusting looking back

>>214556184
UM x

>>214556195
>sent to war
by who against who?

it's a nice chest but full of wires

>>214556034
>PA is allied with actual NS parties
So they have no chance then

>>214556184
Anything exciting been happening at least?

>>214556095
LOL! Best post in the thread. More of this please!

>>214555577
We call them bum bags, not fanny packs

rorke hairdrying a sodden joint but his tears keep falling on it

havent eataen since like 2 hours before I went to bed last night (had 4x brownie squares with marshemellow)
going to sit and eat an entire pizza with cheesy stuffed crust by myself >:D

still at toil, this is not right

>>214556235
you are unwell

Rorkes been real quiet since the Just Rape Rorke movement gained traction

honestly quite impressive how long the rorke and leftypol gimmicks have been around. the lad who came up with them is probably dead chuffed

Business idea: 3pm katy jenkem

>>214556095
I don't know why you lot are so against entryism
Joining some minor party packed full of MI5 agents is a surefire way to fuck your movement over lmao

>>214556206
the jews
russia or iran

would rorke betray his country?

Saddam Hussain, Frank Spencer and the French

>>214556271
leftypol is just the name of an imageboard

filterfags on suicidewatch
hes gone from communism and Hitler to blackoids now. anything for hate

>>214556165
Mate do you know how thin rolling paper is

>>214556206
ZOG
Most likely Russia, or possibly Iran or China

>>214556236
cos fanny means your arse over there. not your minge

>>214556275
well obviously we're not going to war with a country with nukes

>>214556257
what job

>>214556010
:'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvlvDzKfv8

>>214556264
shag that

>>214556119
steady on x

>>214556305
nowt wrong with Hitler

The ape

>>214556318
True. Americans are bizarre creatures

fizzy mango coconut peach orange lemonade

>>214556355
Should be Lord Chancellor for KFC and watermelons

>>214556111
for me it's 607 unc

>>214556322
we're basically already at war. they've found and killed multiple british military personnel in ukraine including high ranking ones. also we fired missiles at them

>>214556355
should be the shadow minister

>>214556377
dscreamng

>>214556355
ugly ass negro

>>214556355
lord sir david lamy

David Limmy

>>214556274
Entryism to which parties?

Reform? 1980s toryboys.

You are not going to reform the System.
The System will not allow another 1933. System parties won't even allow conservative nationalists to come to power in places like Romania or France, so why would they allow NS?

>>214556390
ok rorke

>>214556394
>>214556397
SCREAM

shiny catches the-day:
chansey (dupe)
pidgey (dupe)
oricorio, which is cool I wanted that one
>

today I gained 1.045M XP in Pokemon Go, inus 150K for a frienship level-up, but before the rest of the levelups
I have 125 Pokemon to look through and evolve with this lucky star
with a battery power bank I am hoping to get that up to 1.3m+, and I know where there is another 100K XP (daily) to be had

>>214556355
deputy prime mini__er

>>214556142
You're clearly not desperate enough lad.
Back in my day I smoked all kinds of dirty shit and found all kinds of work around in tricky situations to get high.
You are a poser, not a true drugger.
For shame.

developing schizophrenia from within the confines of my incel catacomb

>>214556403
nobody wants your gay larp ideology stfu commiefreak

>>214556309
desperate times call for desperate measures

>>214556390
if we're at war with russia how come we havent been drafted?
you = btfo

will have to drown my sorrows with madri.
beer just doesn’t compare though

>>214556425
grpw uo

>>214556430
yeah go outside Rorke
it really is not good but even if you are not an outside kind of person, and cant do a lot of it, I hope all the best for you

>>214556425
How far do you walk in a day?

>>214556350
elt... um, bit dry

>>214556444
was no draft for iraq or afghanistan was there mate. use your noggin

Nazimong what's your opinion on Hendrik Verwoerd

>>214556142
you're mental

>>214556479
today I walked 15-20 miles, not counting the 2.5 miles each way there and back. I didnt go wondering around today and stayed focused and this meant I didnt have to go to the toilet often

>>214556490
so we're not going to be drafted then? good to hear

Western European nations/civilisation is already dead

>>214556492
he’s googling him just now give it a minute

>>214556455
I wonder how many times a day his pussy takes a steamy shit? These fags worship a man's shit pipe and its repulsive. No matter how many times he washes it, shaves it, bleaches it, powders it, perfumes it or pretends it a pussy it will always be a dudes bacteria ridden sewer pipe. He is a shit eating failure of a man, when he hits the wall at 29 he will be a swinging.

acme lid bop
or
bald ice mop
or
am cody lip
or
load my pic

>>214556455
Mates.
Madri.
Mental health.
(dont burden me with your troubles though, i dont care)

>>214556355
the new parliament BULL

>>214556501
How? It was a full on puddle I think you people think I rolled it with cardboard or something if I picked it up it would’ve turned into mush as i touched it

I'm kind of a homo-sceptic

tgif

:(

>>214556562
stuf paedo loser

Not sure what to do with the cans, lads

On the whisky out the bottle lads.
Got a cold and need to keep the throat sterile you see

nogwarts school of bitchcraft and niggardry

Britain and France are clearly going to war.

Ironically, nationalists in Europe are now essentially in the position communists were in 1914, in that we are opposed to our own governments.

>>214556576
stick them up your fat arse you boring cunt

>>214556564
radical red?

>>214556564
just seen diego in fabric absolute pinging off his tits
arms round two blonde stunners with very decent tits

>>214556538
and that's a good thing
the world can begin to heal, with china at the helm, leading us to a glorious yank free world

>>214556593
>Britain and France are clearly going to war.
i'll be sure to only shoot black "frenchies"

chicken supernoodles topped with tesco non-finest beef meatballs fried in air for dinner

/Brit/

>>214556602
yh(e binble)

>>214556576
split them open and slice your wrists x

>>214556628
here I am

you can openly say that you want to rape dead children and all they can do is call you a pedo (which means nothing coming from them). insane

>>214556538
Yeah obviously. Died in 1945.

That's why we need a new worldview and unifying idea, which will be National Socialism.

>>214556559
like the other lad said fish it out and carry it home then dry it. Cor want weed now even floor weed

>>214556625
don't think evility is a word

>>214556576
Stack them into a pyramid and post a pic for the lads lad

corr floor weed

>>214556625
not nice
imagine if aliens cut your eyes off to try get you to impregnate more women, even the ugly ones

>>214556600
Lad, I do that anyway

>>214556630
Erm, then it would get on the floor

>>214556677
Last time I posted a picture I got a week's ban

any vegetarian man in?

an evil ghoul is afoot in this thread

if I ever have a break from Pokemon Go in the next 10-11 days I am gonna see how many days I can go without eating for

>>214556676
Thats why I took the photo

not really vibing with /brit/ this evening

>>214556663
Cooorrrr I'll be adding that to the watch list

Not floor weed though is it. It’s puddle weed with dirt and all types of shit in it probably dog shit too

>>214556730
eating is nice though

skinny yardie cronem arriving in range rovers in front of the gherkin

>>214556689
why did you get banned

>>214556752
yankaroni

rorkemon go

FUCKING DODGY FIRE STICK STILL OFFLINE WHATA GOING ON!!!!!!!!!

imagine sending zoomy troons to go fight hardened chechen terrorists its going to be a rapefest

>>214556626
more like radial reddit
fun hack tho definitely A tier

>>214556562
the raped

>>214556773
For posting a picture, lad
Was for doxxing apparently
Can't post images containing known place names or ome shite when I asked in the chat

>>214556724
im not ignoring you

>>214556790
Chechens moslems hate gays with a furious passion

the hairy porter is real?

>>214556811
?

bit scary that this is what your life amounts to

chat is this place real or is it a fake place

>>214556689
lol you're such a compulsive liar are you even capable of telling the truth?

>>214556846
UM x

>>214556815
so?

>>214556851
Have a lad, spaino

>>214556836
im not giving you no (you)s on purpose im just analysing... its pointless though and everything has been done

>>214556689
Don't lie, you ponceyboy
Get it done and posted for the lads now

>>214556687
Don't need to image because it isnt real and wont happen will it

>monday off
>grand prix weekend
>first weekend of the nfl
thinking it will be a late night and an epic steamingtoil

>>214556492
Apartheid was never going to last.
No system of slavery or segregation ever does. From Sparta to the Confederate States. The only way is to clear the land.

>>214556815
they don't consider it gay if they're on top

>>214556893
ok

>>214556830
What's this from? Looks hilarious.

>>214556870
aye gurl...eheh

it's moored in Miami

>>214556939
UM

>>214556845
you talkin' to me?

any the raped man in

feed me nice drugs

my tea was nice

I'll be in Swaffham at 3pm outside the vegetable tent

probably going to flirt and fuck some guys asshole (not near where I live) before these days are up and I go back to normal (likes both). doesnt count with guys

>>214556877
Yh? You ever seen hyenas going at it at a wounded buffalo. They start from the arse and not in a sensual way

>>214556998
tarqs live next to places like "swaffham market" - or more like, "The swaffham market at-noon with tweed"

poke mongo

Do you have trad girls in Britain too?

lets go to the The swaffham market for scones at The swaffham market at-noon to eat scones where we all go is a gay time with tweed on the hill

>>214557037
don't mind if i do

went to the pube at lunch and there was a mandatory 12.5% 'service charge' for food
when did we become yankland with regards tipping

>>214557001
Have you shagged other lads before or what

thick teenagers > all

>>214556921
If youre lucky. If you roll a six it all be cannibal holocaust.

mousenonce is going to rape some lad

>>214557047
her bodycount is like 400 and thats the minimum

>>214557071
Name and shame the pub lad, I need to know to steer clear.
Wasn't a spoons was it?

>>214557094
so desperate

>>214557106
What makes you say that?

>>214557077
UM x

>>214557077
prefer the other kind of overdeveloped

today I found a mirror and I saw what it looks like when im happy and when im sad

>>214557077
erm
chebs?

>>214557137
Bit smaller than the Latvians but much smaller than the new toil girl

>>214557137
damb sexy chav fairies

Wouldn't mind a nice 18 year old, if I'm being honest.
If that makes me a dirty old man, so be it.

Cansmong is a creepy old bastard

>>214557077
sick of these slags who dont even show their arse

>>214557186
how old are you?

today my seminal tubes ached (the oats are overcooked!) and I wanted to jerk off but I remembered fasting and how you get a boost after the first hard part so I still want to try that. it does take like 30(?) days to fully make all the cum though so the oats are NOT overcooked. not wanking helped me understand that saying

scat nigger

>>214557201
Have a lad, can

every one a dj these days
even diego could dj for goodness sake

>>214557182
well thats probably a man

>>214557238
>>214557238
>>214557238

>>214557206
that one is 14

>>214557219
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