Thread 214557238

genesis p orridge with the peter gabriel haircut

scream greng

if you don't wash your arsehole after a poo you're basically walking around with poo on your batty

neoliberal bull logging in

>>214557243
>probably
ok fucking stephen einstein

Wish I could do the carnavore diet but I'm too poor
Although I'd still eat some veggies and probably nuts too

bossman put a sign in the shop window: "WE SELL ALCOHOL" and asked me if/why I bite my nails and gave me 20p off a MONSTER

>>214557262
that's what wiping is for

>>214557299
>tattoos
ruined

>>214557293
nah, wiping just spreads poo over your arsehole

not jerking off
however if I did

>>214557299
would love to slap her red

Castrol GTX

sir fumicular derailment

ate 5k calories today. i feel like i'm going to throw up

>>214557238 (OP)
literally who

>>214557320
there are moistened towelettes specially made to be flushable

just remembered i saw canslads da yesterday

>>214557356
cockmogs me!

I've arsed my life

would love to be a security guard in a mall

horse

done in lads, might just get off to bed

>>214557360
genesis p orridge

The toilfu was in work today but I didn't see her once all day somehow.
Saddening thing this.

>>214557356
he gets 20p off his monsters

there was a fat mong who liked cans
he put one on top of his glans
he was fucking it raw
blood all on the floor
it fell off now he calls himself trans

thick teens?

people shouldnt do nofap
that shit is retarded
however jerking off 6 times a day probably gives you negative aura/vibes

have you got a battery for an Ericsson?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0
doing a glisten

would you let a woman put you in a cock cage if she was a fitness instructor and she promises to make you ripped?

>>214557402
hope shes bouncing on a massive ebony totem pole right now and creaming over his girth

>>214557442
Nah, nofap is based.

what are bri'ish boi butts like?

>>214557456
what, are you a woman or something

>>214557468
pooey, hairy and smelly

Canslad unmasked

>>214557468
go ask your mother

>>214557433
Cwltshc

Incel should take over and sexually repress everyone

>>214557568
facts

Out with the missus x

>>214557591
you will never experience love

tried to go down on a girl after pulling her in a club and bringing her back to my hotel and she said no and seemed shock
was this a faux pas

>>214557516
the raped

>>214557591
might as well be topless the daft trollop

the thing that unifies everyone here is our love of catbergs

>>214557591
got the bull booked?

>>214557614
Maybe she has herpes or some shit

just put 10k into my GIA

*dies suddenly*

95% of things in america are made from plastic

>>214557644
and our love of fingering them

I just had sex

>>214557620
ok charls

reminder to report BE flags posts

>>214557625
deeply unserious country

BRING BACK THE FUCKING FOOTY SIR KEIR STARMER

>>214557614
why would you do that with a one night stand? just get your nut

why don't slaggy women from the 90s exist?

For Canslad? It's the raping of the cans with his mouth

>>214557687
i like oral and she was very sexy

Does your barber also cut your hair like this?

>>214557644
good post
the dogmongs won't like this one bit though

>>214557695
shes so fit

>>214557457
I actually think she may be a virgin or very low body count.
She apparently did game design at uni in the same city as me. Also she is extremely quiet, even when she talks it's a quiet, higher pitched voice like she hasn't strained her voice box ever.
I like her but don't know how I would ever get to know her other than at work. I say hello every time I see her but she is so quiet I'm not sure how to get more out of her. Need to start asking "hows things" after saying hello

>>214557695
she's so fat

>>214557695
she's very mid

>>214557715
no i like dogs too

might start eating more mackerel
sardines have been VERY sparse recently

>>214557644
..yh

It's actually pretty mental how Farage is such an obvious Russian shill and how Russia are manipulating the west yet everyone will just vote for it anyway. Well played desu

Never had pets growing up because I lived in a household devoid of love you see

>>214557653
That'll all be confiscated when you refuse conscription

>I actually think she may be a virgin or very low body count.
>*proceeds to write an essay jam packed with as many red flags as he can possibly fit in there*
yeah ok mate

>>214557798
all labour has to do is kill off immigration. that's literally it but they'd rather commit suicide

get the pure satire posted

>>214557614
she got a rancid sweaty puss after dancing in a hot club for hours and you want to suck on that
disfgusting

>>214557798
bit like how you're such an obvious virgin but unlike how everyone still doesn't have sex with you

>>214557695
She needs to lose a few kgs

>>214557798
Oh sugar, he's a real bad psych and if he finds out you're not repping bad psych you've got another thing coming

what do people think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

>>214557798
>Russia are manipulating the west
Not really

>>214557798
find it amusing that retards like you believe russia can manipulate massive important western countries at a whim but the usa could never possibly have manipulated ukraine even though they have a long history of doing such things

>>214557869
there's 200 million of them and they have the GDP of Italy

>>214557868
prefer not to say

>criticise Russia
>floods of posts defending them immidiately flood in

Like clockwork
I should talk about how cool tattoos are next for my (you) harvest

Think I might take up studying philosophy and impress the girls with my logical arguments about why noncing 18 year old girls is morally acceptable

mental how I think of my days skiving from sixth form as comfy and fun but they're basically the exact moment in time in which I ruined my life irreversibly

>>214557811
What's the red flags lad?
Please do elaborate so that I may be as enlightened as you

start doing this

Hey, it's that dog

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>214557974
i dropped off trying after gcses however i don't think of any of it as comfy. just miserably fading into the ether

>>214557238 (OP)
amazing edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ

worried i might have to go BACK to tesco to get more mixers
there's a bab shop open below me until 2am if worst comes to worst but it's a bit weird to walk in and ask bossman for a litre of sprite isnt it

>>214557981
the lies of the womanly jew have rotted your mind to the point you are beyond even my help
the best i can do for you is just to say stop believing them

>>214557984
I cant run sry im sort of a useless horse and dont stay in my field

>>214557876
All major powers have used psychic warfare on each other and themselves since mass media became a thing
And to good affect

Boxing on channel 5 lads, get it on boys!

>>214557903
Russia's economy is larger than Germany.

Nah college was comfy as FUCK
long breaks in-between classes spent in the common room
We all had our favourite tables and played cards
Young enough to not have any responsibilities, old enough to drink and have house parties and sex
Just learning to drive and experiencing freedom for the first time
Playing video games after college without feeling guilty

TAKE ME BACK

>>214558041
Miss 24/7 shops

all nice and well but the bulbous pg tips are heinously hurling through hymens x

>>214558041
just cover it off by getting a garlic bread and cheese as well. can eat it tomorrow if you're not hungry

kanpai! pintsu!

>>214557798
>le russia is behind everything

one of the biggest signs of midwit in the modern political environment, almost childish

just found out inbetweeners was fake. When will ate the weed and he got “high”
The science says eating weed does nothing as it needs to be heated to get THC

>>214558058
>have house parties and sex
ahha... yeah...

get them free teslas

>it needs to be heated to get THC
proof? source?

did you lads ever wank at school?

screaming

https://soundcloud.com/chickinmix/heartbeat

>>214558042
There are no lies mate she talks so little that what information I do have is from others in the office. One older lady said I should speak to her since i like games, but at that time I had a gf so wasn't wanting to be chatting to other woman like that.

>>214558100
its that robert umbongo chap

I need a japanese gf

>>214558049
it’s just funny when people say shit like russia is occupying the white house yet if you suggest america had anything to do with the coup in ukraine that’s somehow an impossibility, as if they didn’t have every reason too and haven’t done the same thing a million times before

>>214558137
need them all locked up, some executed, probably

David Lammy is an alpha male

>>214558111
He died an incel

insane levels of samefaggotry right now why does he do it

>>214558172
japanese gf fandom is dying

what do bri'ish bois smell like?

>>214558151
oh you got that from another foid did you?
you really are in hell lad, you have my sympathy

>>214558142
in assembly yh

>>214558203
poo and farts and shit

wsup bros

Djorkaeff

>>214558201
as i long as i live, it will never die

>>214558185
the raped

>>214558210
>Google search snippet about decarboxylation
thanks science worshipper fags
guess nettles get red hot when they decarbolyse histone to histamine

taught that runt a lesson

If the ZOG regime manages to start WW3 with Russia without rebellion then it's over. 50m+ dead Whites would mean the absolute end of our race.

Whites will not survive until 2100 in that scenario.

if you dont like it then fuck off
BOSH

Early 2000s Bolton Wanderers

what does sex smell like

MAGAtards are losing their minds over this

>>214558262
Look at the state of that fucking neek

Absolutely mental how that one post triggered a flood of russian bots. Bit scary actually.

Mart Poom

>>214558287
Trump was a psyop from the start

>>214558298
did I ask actually

>>214558287
don's hair looks a bit thin on this photo. he won't like this.

Man like gervinho

>>214558262
never seen this cunt without a drink

Elmander

Paulo Wanchope

>>214558258
NATO should expand to the Urals.

>>214558287
Um actually that means he's made those billionaires bend the knee and be based

leftypol commenting on appearances again despite being "accepting"

>>214558287
bill gate looking at the 30 quid note on the wall

>>214558203
Tea, warm pastries and fresh grass after rain. ^_^

>>214558326
sounds like a pokemon

woke up, felt like shit, went to work, felt like shit

shaun goater out of nowhere

>>214558335
l 'accept' you look like shit

>>214558287
oh no the billionaires all in cahoots to enslave humanity in their globohomo technoclown hellworld are they?

>>214558362
Admit it Rorke: you didn't expect to see Shaun Goater in this thread.

erm, Canada? yes

Haven't come across a single shiny squirtle, charmander or bulbasaur
Not even ONE

finding it all a bit mental and mad, really, I am.

>>214558370
why are you so angry all the time? go outside and get some exercise you fat pos

>>214558397
neither have i
bit shit really

genuinely this is what it was all about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqVfk4KkGEs

>>214558370
peter thiel is literally going to create an AI powered super surveillance state and migatards will cheer on it

>>214558418
the raped

we'll do ONE last voddy then
and then that'll be it

>>214558397
>>214558421
remember to evolve your ivysaur to get the exclusive and limited time TM (bulbasaur has the best one IMO)

>>214558434
on the soju myself

>>214558341
As I thought ^w^

zoomers don't remember the fast show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQHdGaMxzxQ

>>214558442
What is it?

>>214558328
NATO is a tool of jewish capitalist plutocracy

l feel very sad

>>214558458
idk check the news post

Come on Kelly, fuck that marks by cunt right up

>>214558397
bet a few shiny cocks have cum across you though in that time

>>214558466
*yawns*

>>214558466
>jewish capitalist plutocracy
you just described russia tho

>>214558328
ok rorke

The Revolt of the Underman

we well and truly live in hell
the prison walls are being built around us as we speak

what on earth

>>214558434
Yh just the one mate... puring my "last" gin and coke as we speak

>>214558513
screaming this is me

They're Reading ..

the

Canada Book

>>214558534
how has starmer appointed him without unlocking him first

>>214558516
led by people that couldn't manage a mcdonalds

>>214558492
The Russian state directs its production.

>>214558516
>cooper as foreign minister

Derby Square, 1938 and 2025

You lot are my mates, yea?

>>214558534
fella looks like a bowling ball

>>214558492
cope russia doesn’t help israel at all unlike usa/uk/france and its geopolitical aims are usually at odds with theirs

>>214558580
I hate you with every fibre of my being

>>214558574
i know right, she isn't even a foreigner what are they playing at!

>>214558516
would shag every woman and none of the men

>>214558536
last orders innit
last orders
last drink of the night
then we'll get a good nights sleep and get on with the saturday

Lord Street, 1981 and 2025

airpods are so fucking sick definitely worth £220

>>214558041
You live above a kebab shop? Ever been hogpeeling?

>>214558580
are you brown? if no, yes

Danny has quit rate my takeaway. It's over.

>>214558562
Yeah ok fine, I chuckled a bit

>>214558573
ah so it's a jewish state capitalist plutocracy

Salthouse Quay, 1890s and 2025

>>214558632
knacker cracker has been put away for the last time

mental how boring and uncharismatic I am

we lost

>>214558612
L1 nails
What a name

>>214558580
Ask your mates not us

Ranelagh Street, 1939 and 2025

Here's one for you

Malbranque

>>214558656
cronem in there getting fat while i'm in the gym across the road getting ready

Anyone want to go out for a drink tomorrow night? I'm around Edinburgh/fife

the world we knew is gone

haha

>>214558625
the raped

I've been pissing in the sink for the last 10 years. The average cost of a flush is around 1 pence. Averaging 6 toilet trips a day, over 10 years, that's nearly £210 saved.

>>214558032
<3

>>214558612
corr get a load of that Leyland Atlantean

>>214558722
the raped

Pisswank on the cards, lads

>>214558707
what’s wrong with hbo is it a man

>>214558752
used to do thatwhen i was on the meow meow muck

I got a 15/15/14 modern type verison scatterbug

^_~

2010 Stoke City

>>214558686
when i was a kid it was not unusual to see people riding about the neighbourhood on horseback
the horse farms are all still there but they seem to just stay in the fields all the time
what's that about?

Canslad here with the update
It's cold, lads

>>214558776
the raped

>>214558757
its comparing the two. you assume there is something wrong with both. why? before you answer, ill help. its because youre an idiot.

>>214558763
I don’t actually know what a pisswank is I just said it cuz I thought it sounded silly. I’ll not venture out of my comfort zone ever again.

>>214558794
hello sir boomer

>>214558632
September 2025, Beard Meats Food is now master of Youtube.
Only Gary Eats stands before him. Restaurants are now battlefields.

more people immigrated to britain in 2022, than from 1066-2000

>>214558794
are you irish

>>214558757
she's a beautiful english non-binary dad

What made him crash out like that

I scream
I poo

>>214558794
never seen a horse in my life

>>214558813
pissing on yourself in your mouth whilst wanking it etc

>>214558795
Are you seeing this lad?
Kelly is not looking too good.
I would like him to beat the browner man, marks by but I am beginning to lose faith

horse

>>214558817
>>214558825
24 years old and english maybe my neighbourhood was just full of pikeys
>>214558848
feel bad for you they're wonderful creatures

>>214558820
They didn't have McDonald's in 1066 though did they

>>214558811
sounds raped

>>214558828
In hindsight moot was reddit

>>214558853
Ahh ok, yeah I don’t think I’ll be doing that

bombed clip
or
cobbled imp
or
my cod blip
or
dimply cob

>>214558871
i raped your mum

Hasan piker looking ah staring at me

doin your mom doin doin your mom

>>214558903
rapeception

thinking back to my youth when people would go to work on their penny farthings
you don't see that much these days

>>214558910
is that your house

Listening to Deeply Dippy by Right Said Fred

>>214558910
THAT'S MY FLATMATE LMAOOOO

>>214558929
you should write that down. tell it to your irl friends

>>214558656
STOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKPOOOOOOOOOORRRRTTT

remembering in my younger days people used to go out in loincloths
wonder when they went out of fashion

>>214558910
Looks like a Reddit Joey Barton

>>214558939
horse

>>214558975
Need this lad on taskmaster haha

need someone like based daddy Trump to fix this country

>>214558939
Aye
>>214558958
When was he in paris

remember when all of this was fields

might start raping the smallest weakest male in this thread

>>214558975
humiliation ritual

>>214558811
>>214558903
>>214558962
you got the raped and have no friends or family you don't even like posting here but there's nowhere else for you to go lol

just started getting raped by the second smallest second weakest male in this thread

>>214559004
>trump
>based

>>214559020
won't be me i'm 6'0" and 14 stone

>>214559044
seething. get a life nigg*r faggot

>>214559004
uh wasn't he supposed to be the president of peace

>>214559020
5'5 110lb

>>214559072
get unraped oh wait

love russia so much
hate “great” shitstain

mental how we're all mates here, being godfather to each other's children, best man at each other's weddings, introducing each other as uncles to our children. beautiful really

russia says UK (England) is there number 1 enemy I don’t know why it would be us and not USA

Want to buy some barren land and make it into a forest

>>214559072
Did you just censor yourself on 4chan you utter yank cunt? Fuck me.

>>214559082
get better material oh wait youre too fucking dumb
stop repeating yourself like a muppet oh wait

dick riding n*gger faggot

honestly get turned on when a man's height starts with 5

russia is run by mafioso
britain is run by paedophiles
china is run by ???

>>214559120
oh no is the raped gonna cry :(

>>214559122
oh ew no thanks

>>214559147
Insect people

>>214558641
It's not jewish lol
this is a cope by western azovites

>>214558576
Bloody woke planting trees to spoil our city views

>>214559004
why does nobody understand that almost all his exec orders can just be reversed in a day after he's gone

>>214558656
I don't hear no bell