Thread 214560631

China edition

poo smells lmao

Why are you on your own tonight?

feels great to know for a fact that the welfare state will crumble

What's your favourite church in Britain, lads? Beverley Minster is pretty peng. Honourable mention to Escomb Church, of course.

know this one chinese girl. she's got great legs but an uggo face, would still smash but she's married

Listening to deafheaven

Chinese have good porn. or Japanese
I get them mixed up because all of them asians hate us and would see us dead (lol!). hopefully we get them back again and this generation make someone hate us
the kind of porn you would not watch during a war! like Russian ASMR porn

>>214560705
Gfberg hasnt moved over from America yet

an evil ghoul is afoot

>>214560724
i'm going to their concert in november. if you see an incel virgin freak there come and say hi

Need you all to study my previous gimmick lore.
Otherwise later iterations will make less sense.
>>214560738

>>214560705
Have given up on trying to do anything outside / find mates

Absolute bangerrrrr
The boomers have got some tunes

or they have good weird ASMR porn
and they also have the kind of porn you would not like

where's the raped at

got the ASMR Gibi on

So, my review of "A Complete Unknown", the Bob Dylan biopic - soon to be on my Letterboxd.
I think there was a good number of the hits, and a small slice of deep cuts, but Chalomet does a great job of portraying the ex-folk songwriter. A fantastic cast, and a gripping story, of a songwriter completely subverting the expectations of his fans and defining what would be rock and rolls of the 1970s.
A fantastic film overall, I'll give it two thumbs up. A must-watch for all Zimmermann fans.

rorke wishes he could watch old Chinese women write in Chinese (hes not learning it)

ok so it should be clear to everyone now that the ai child porn fizzy drink poster is gingernonce who was raped

>>214560800
WhisperAudios had a bit of a moment and seems to be offended that people find her hot

Rorke having a bowl of Shreddies for supper before he goes to bed

>>214560821
studied it for a few years, but dropped it when i realised it made me look like a proper incel

>>214560768
*astral projects my willy up your arse*

>>214560831
so hot she appears to have melted the camera

>>214560834
stupid reason to drop it if you were any good
me I dont speak Chinese so theres no use speaking it to me

Funny how 190 was vilified simply for going from being a shy loser with little life experience (that’s 90% of /brit/) to becoming a confident outgoing normie shagger who basically lived the student life to the full.

His existence rubbed two things in the faces of /brit/ posters that they HATE to acknowledge: a) that it’s possible to STOP being a loser and b) doing so is in YOUR hands.

You see the same thing happening with many posters, including yours truly, Employed Woman and Diego.

>>214560719
I'm quite partial to St Bartholomew's in Brighton, though it's CofE and I'm a Catholic myself.
I think every good church should impose itself on it's surroundings, and St Barts certainly does that.

>>214560719
canterbury cathedral

think my stomach is fucked
drinking never made me sick but now I get ill way before l get pissed

>>214560846
just a tease for now (until someone buys that set on my behalf)

>>214560831
>tee hee stop looking at my arse and tits which i'm waving around in front of the camera lol

>>214560831
Fuggin ell

diss wench

NEEDS

my semen

soon australian posters will log on

Personally I only watch ASMR for the ASMR. If I wanted porn I'd probably just watch porn.

>>214560851
could watch shows with chinese subtitles on. it's stupid but i was never going to use it anyway

>>214560865
you didnt drink fast enough then or its time to go to bed if youve been drinking

>>214560856
i didn't like 190 because i remember he used to write like a poof

three homes rayner as they call her

>>214560856
i think of 190 as a harmless retard and i’m not sure why he has the notoriety he does

>>214560828
>ai child porn
it's not real so it's not actually 'p btw

>>214560886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM3fX7_rdXw
based

wish I had a mortal enemy like piccolo who I could set aside my differences with to team up against a greater enemy with

>>214560812
i walked bob dylan up on stage, 1975

>Funny how 190 was vilified simply for going from being a shy loser with little life experience (that’s 90% of /brit/) to becoming a confident outgoing normie shagger who basically lived the student life to the full.
>
>His existence rubbed two things in the faces of /brit/ posters that they HATE to acknowledge: a) that it’s possible to STOP being a loser and b) doing so is in YOUR hands.
>
>You see the same thing happening with many posters, including yours truly, Employed Woman and Diego.

>>214560883
*uruk-hai theme begins to play*

its over

oh yeah apparently the second-in-hand WOMAN resigned today from the labour party yeah

>>214560856
How is that funny?

>>214560831
short hair erotic

>>214560893
um yeah don't tell me what to do mate

If we are being honest eminens music is fucking wank and he was only popular because he was white

>>214560832
scranning a pot noodle rn

>>214560812
i never saw film but saw one clip and didnt like chalamets portrayal enuff that never watched rest

found it weird. didnt resonate wiv how dylan seemed from like actual vids of him at the time

Honestly would quite like to experience a gently sexual supportive relationship with an older woman, but there's no chance any would be interested in me.

*starts playing "oh susanna" badly*

>>214560943
enjoy KWABing and throwing up

>>214560886
for me it's ASMR from old black blokes

>>214560945
nah his early stuff is good. all wank after the eminem show

didn’t chew my falim gum today missing out jaw gainzzz

>>214560945
He had a few good singles back in the early 00s, but it fucking BAFFLES me how he's still so popular despite not releasing anything worth listening to for two whole decades now. He solved rap, then decided that he'd never ever be enjoyable to listen to again.

l dont even feel sadness like l used you

>>214560979
um

im not gay

>>214560979
very lickable chocolate starfish is that

>>214560945
I like the tea song

toilfu said "this weather just isn't a vibe"

>>214561007
it looks like a headcrab

never rape women

>>214560959
that's the interesting thing, you've got songs like a rolling stone, which is a song about seething about a woman
he would've love brit, but he's dead now, of course

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757057901088154.webm

rorke wants to deport this innocent, scared english girl just because she is a different colour. Disgusting man.

>>214560719
My mother church. I don’t want to dox myself but it was built by William de Braose shortly after the Norman conquest

Going up a little mountain tomorrow, proper excited

>>214561026
I ENDORSE this message

Wanked and my penis exploded like never before

might perform a mcds or kfc order as a degenerate

>>214561010
good on you for asking her out even if she is a stupid wench

I would never ever ever rape a WOMAN. and I deeefinitely would NOT force my girlfriend to do anal until she likes it

can't wait for tomorrow's tea

>>214561049
hampstead heath i bet

>>214561044
she cute ngl

>>214560858
A good choice, though I've never been. I like it for the same reasons I loved Liverpool Cathedral

>>214560859
Any others you like?

>>214561026
reddit post

drankened 5 pints and I don't need a pissoid

>>214561044
shes literally crying because somebody sprayed a red cross on the floor. women are mental

Come on conlan my son!

nth for the holodem

Listening to Daughter, in tears and thinking about her.

would like to visit lincoln cathedral

I would NEVER ever ever rape a woman. and I DEFINITELY would NOT force my girlfriend to do anal until she likes it

>>214561048
are you the vicar of beverley?

Theoretically, I could have one more vodka, and still probably be OK tomorrow.
This is a hypothesis, that as a serious scientist, I should explore.

>>214561097
she is intimidated and scared of the loud shouty gammon who are waving it clearly being racist and intimidating but you know that RORKE

rorkes whip

>>214561078
Went for a walk there with a fella off 4chan once - he showed me where he bummed George.
I'm actually going up Pen y Fan though x

>>214561142
Canada

>>214561044
If it’s her flag and she’s English, why is she worried?

gaygen on lgbt think y'all are fucking cooked

>>214561119
as long as you "deeefinitely" don't force her, that's fine
you fucking mong
>>214561159
unsure what this means

gwan nige you tell em

today I saw two dogs doing foreplay sex thats funny, I didnt know they did that

Free my nigga YNW melly man still in prison like 6 years trial still ongoing

>>214561164
Well they’re literally gay

new 'eitch

>>214561044
don't care

china rounding up both leftypol and rorke and putting them in camps. leftypol and rorke understanding at last they are the same fucking thing

>>214561173
both me
>>214561188
me

>>214561160
The people putting the flags up don't think it belongs to her

>>214561185
oh i'll tell them alright. don't you worry about that

fucking love my dog would die for that lil nigga

lincoln cathedral was supposedly the first structure to surpass the height of the pyramids

>>214561224
umm

wish there was horse stuff to do outside but there are people everywhere
>horse stuff
sex with horses

>>214561226
Cultural appropriation isn’t allowed these days. Another leftypol idea that’s worked out well

>>214561261
mousssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>214561228
yeah you tell em nige
you tell em!

reckon there was msg in those burritos and now i feel all wired

absolute bangerrrrrr

>>214561224
stop doing this shit in public WOMEN. I swear to god WOMEN fuck everything up when they get their hooves on it

>>214561285
tune

>>214561285
always crack up when he does that slurping sound with his tounge

>>214561285
super freak super freak super freakay owwww
oh man, what'd i do now?

remember viola beach

it's gammonzilla!

My frame of reference for all things is so wildly out of sync with the norm that I am incapable of communicating or connecting with others. Like a cringier, less excusable schizophrenic

Come on my son!
Conlan you beautiful bastard, won by tko at home in Dublin!
Wahey, canslad where are you my nigga!?

I'm very annoyed

>>214561277
i will. don't you worry. it's coming

How do I stop watching porn?

>>214561285
based

>>214561224
The Nimi Nightmare's of cosplay, these skets have no respect for anime culture, not true 2.5D girls

>>214561349
pull your eyes out

>>214561347
>it's coming
600m indians

>>214561349
get depressed

the term gentrified is such a bullshit term, it just mean 'made nice'

OH NO THIS GRIM SHITHOLE WAS MADE NICE SO NOW THE POVVOS MISS THEIR BETTING SHOPS AND CHIPPIES

fuck OFF

>>214561325
i can do basic pleasantries but if people start talking about entertainment or god forbid politics i can’t do it

>>214561314
fucking um

>>214561349
just like turn it off mate

>>214561349
jerk off to something you jerked off as a kid then what you jerked off as a teengager

>>214561347
yeah gwan nige you tell em

>>214561349
you don't
you're a pathetic waste of space just keep watching the porn you slug

>>214561349
https://youtu.be/6OIt1JSiMos

https://youtu.be/-arfqd09P64

i WANT to do this so fucking bad it’s not even funny

always feel peng when I'm really fucked and only have one or two drinks left but anymore than that would just be suicidal
why is that

Irish Mick, Michael conlan! Winner by KO!

Sad really

nige is gonna tell em you hear that?
hes gonna tell em
gwan nige you tell em

>>214561357
thoughts on saruei?

>>214561349
then idk figure it out from whatever you did it to as a teenager. just jerk off in a healthy way

why did mark corrigon simp for Sophie she is fucking mid bruv

>>214561435
good post, this was on my mind every minute of watching, she's an absolute hag

chansey critical catch!

General Andrey Vlasov. A great man. A hero.

>>214561386
i will. we're going to have an election in 2 years and everyone will know

>>214561435
more baffling is why did alan, a bbc, say she had a phat arse like it was a bad thing

helena bonham carter in pretty old timey clothes

>>214561475
Which blacked video did you copy this comment from?

>>214561349
>How do I stop, watching porn?
think I'll watch some too if you're doing it

>>214561377
>>214561429
Feels a bit noncey to think about schoolgirls in their uniforms desu

>>214561486
you've been on an all day meltie

performed an order of fried chicken and funded the paki schoolgirl kebab industry

>>214561478
Back in the day big arses weren’t popular on women

Tucked up in bed, TLDR News ready, waiting for the GF.
This is what we do it for.
This is what it's all about.

What a glorious summer we’ve had

>>214561492
just fuck someone whos legal age or above

>>214561481
The Edwardian era was the pinnacle of Britain. Pains me seeing how beautiful it was and how ugly today is.

A deep image of interstellar Comet 3I/ATLAS. The image shows the comet’s broad coma — a cloud of gas and dust that forms around the comet’s icy nucleus as it gets closer to the Sun — and a tail spanning about 1/120th of a degree in the sky (where one degree is about the width of a pinky finger on an outstretched arm) and pointing away from the Sun.

>>214561524
they were for bbc’s

>>214561435
because mark is mid also

unfiltered canada for a day. that's all he's getting

>>214561519
thats veitch innit

Absolute bangerrrr

>>214561349
ALL PORN
IS
KEK PORN

>>214561526
>cricket

fuck off tarq

>>214561476
yeah you tell em nige
you tell em good and proper

>>214561557
fomnyeg

It was all real, all of it.

>>214561569
I’m brown

>>214561542
l have a bad feeling when l think about this thing

I dont filter

>>214561572
get these fucking indians on learning visas
get them in bogus colleges
get them in the fucking asylum system

>>214561567
what about solo stuff?

Goodnight, lads. I love Italian girls.

>>214561597
Based

>>214561545
Not in the uk maybe in Africa

Feeling lonely and sadpilled

>>214561598
Did she make it for you in that moment? Then no. If its made for Jewish profits, or another man who has then shared it, yes its cuck porn.

>>214561626
me too lad me too

>>214561599
goodnight

>>214561579
rasheed and tarq working together to oppress rorke

>>214561583
why mate? it's fucking miles away, will harmlessly pass us by and disappear out the other side of the solar system forever in a matter of weeks

>>214561626
you are posting with your best mates on /brit/
HOW could you be sad?

Migrants can’t claim benefits. They have no recourse to public funds. They can only claim once they’ve been given refugee status or if they’re at risk of destitution or they need medical care in this country or they’d die in their home country

>>214561349
just get a gf and force her to do all of the degenerate stuff you see in porn and shag her multiple times a day
(actually that sounds like a terrible idea, don't do that)

>>214561653
this would be funny
I would flee immediately

Canslad awfully quiet.
Almost like he isn't Irish at all after this and no comment...

>>214561653
bizarre post

>>214561626
same bruv

>>214561664
Probably more concerning is people are retards and might start going crazy about it getting closer

>>214561690
maybe he's drunk himself to death

>>214561597
no nige dont do taht nige

>>214561685
>>214561699
Hs?

fuck sake need like 2 more pints now

>>214561661
Blacks love cricket as well

>>214561653
Never let the northern scum forget the Darien Scheme - you're a bunch of hypocritical failures, and should be glad you have been allowed to live. After siding with the French for half a millenium, you should truly be glad

>>214561716
god ismt real

>>214561723
no they don’t. maybe in the 80’s

2 months ago i was permasingle and hadn't had a proper conversation with a woman outside my immediate family for 3 years
little did i know those were the good times

can someone give me money so I can get like two more pints

>>214561723
it's not the 50s anymore, now they love basketball to be like their american heroes

A short story
We don’t play that shit around here nigga

Between the Arctic Monkeys and the Beatles, difficult question, really, isn't it?
The AMs had two objectively bad albums while the Beatles had one.

>>214561750
ahaha great stuff

>In death as in life, I defy the Jews who caused this last war, and I defy the power of darkness which they represent. I warn the British people against the crushing imperialism of the Soviet Union. May Britain be great once again and in the hour of the greatest danger in the West may the standard be raised from the dust, crowned with the words – 'You have conquered nevertheless.' I am proud to die for my ideals and I am sorry for the sons of Britain who have died without knowing why.

William Joyce, PRESENTE!

>>214561747
>he fell for it
lol mate. get rid

>>214561762
yeah what's your paypal?

>>214561735
Darien was nothing like English imperialism! It was an equal partnership with the indigenous peoples built on mutual respect and affection

>>214561777
Shagged a Welsh bird I met in Brecon town last night. Hows that make you feel fella?

>>214561792
like one of the first ones

>>214561778
which Beatles album was bad?

>>214561735
India was a Scottish colony

>>214561762
sent ;)

>>214561808
jealous because i don't even know how to talk to women

>>214561772
Sometimes I wonder what happened. I’d have liked blacks in the 50s

Artic monkeys 505 while going 200mph on my super bike and splitting through traffic on the motorway

>>214561835
um

l'm sober and bored

in a strange mood

>>214561825
i'm good at talking to women but i'm bad at sealing the deal

I'm a 33 year old twink. Hiya! xx

>>214561811
I mean, we're talking 99.01% but Beatles For Sale is the weak link, really.

>>214561864
wtf does that even mean

one sec the image is loading(?)

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A cervix, I understand, is something that you can have following various procedures and hormone treatment

>>214561499
I accept your concession

The slide deck I had to do at work today

>>214561868
fair

>>214561808
You and Rishi Sunak both larping as English it’s pathetic

>>214561423
>You will NOT draw the scar on the wrong side
>You will NOT refer to me as French
>You will NOT use the color pink around me
>You will NOT share my premium fansly content
>You will NOT debate me about sonic lore
>you WILL be accurate about my lore and backstory and take it into consideration in fanart
>You will NOT post fanart of me
>You WILL shut the fuck up and accept if I accuse you of tracing art
>You will NOT post commissioned art of me
>You will NOT post non-commissioned art of me
>You will NOT depict me at ALL

Menhera frog who's fit and draws well. Seeing her tweets against the age verification checks all week only for her to DMCA all of her fan art from boorus cause people uploaded stuff from her patroen was wild

not worth the page reload

>>214561867
hi there, may I see your knobby?

>>214561897
Rishi Sunak is English

>>214561786
Which blacked video did you copy this comment from?

>>214561897
My nipples are rose pink, and glans an angry red. Kneel before me

>>214561653
For more than a century and a half the real story of Scotland's connections to transatlantic slavery has been lost to history and shrouded in myth. There was even denial that the Scots unlike the English had any significant involvement in slavery .Scotland saw itself as a pioneering abolitionist nation untainted by a slavery past.

This book is the first detailed attempt to challenge these beliefs. Written by the foremost scholars in the field , with findings based on sustained archival research, the volume systematically peels away the mythology and radically revises the traditional picture. In doing so the contributors come to a number of surprising conclusions. Topics covered include national amnesia and slavery, the impact of profits from slavery on Scotland, Scots in the Caribbean sugar islands ,compensation paid to Scottish owners when slavery was abolished, domestic controversies on the slave trade, the role of Scots in slave trading from English ports and much else.

The book is a major contribution to Scottish history, to studies of the Scots global diaspora and to the history of slavery within the British Empire. It will have wide appeal not only to scholars and students but to all readers interested in discovering an untold aspect of Scotland's past.

>>214561911
>page reload
rookie

>>214561526
Wish I got a tan, managed to avoid the sun all summer

Feeling extremely hungry, losing strength, lacking nourishment

>>214561892
And for completeness, the AMs Humbug and Suck It And See are almost dross save a few decent tracks.

smartphones, tablets, playstations and spending money on arrival. it not right

>>214561830
black american chav culture got successfully marketed world wide.

>Qualified for the 2026 World Cup yesterday
Uruguay, Paraguay, Colombia
>Qualified for the 2026 World Cup today
Morocco

17/48 teams have now qualified for the 2026 World Cup.

TUNAGE

^_^

spoons burgers are actually quite nice

>>214561953
Which, I might add, are the direct cause of Josh Homme. An absolutely destructive force on the band.

>>214561976
sexo

absolutely despise the mentally ill

if the bbc is supposed to not be for profit how come they are allowed to release films in the cinemas like the Downton abbey movies and sell merchandise

listening to barry manilow

>>214561974
You're on a tune streak must be having a good night

>>214561927
He’s more English than that gimp

>>214561902
Fansly*

tick tock lefties

Me, protestant, English, monarchist, meeting my gf's parents, catholic, Irish, republican, next weekend.
Hope it goes well aha x

Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?

>>214561902
very very very embarassing that you know all of that and even slightly care

>>214561996
What if you can't tell they're mentally ill, and they pay their way in life?

hopefully everyone gets guns

Another can of Madri?
Yes please mum you beauty

mew screaming

https://youtu.be/tymWpEU8wpM?si=6jgFET-huDJXmKDa

>>214562047
might have to go see mumberg this weekend
had a fucking mini-stroke, the dopey bitch

>>214562022
>English, monarchist
Faggot

it's a punishment rorke

for me it's when the gf falls asleep in my bed in my smelly childhood bedroom and I'm just sat here autistically browsing 4chan right next to her

Owners of xl bullies back at it again.

>>214562008
You know it my nigga

because guns are epic

>>214561905
fuck off

>>214562030
have any /brit/ rorkes actually met inside the monty pyke?

To the lad who wants to give up porn, I’ve realised I prefer these kinds of pictures.

>>214561902
mate. have you any idea how utterly pathetic you are? please, for your own sake and your family's sake get a clue

>>214562022
Hot wish I was you. Fucking love fiery Irish women.

fuck sake in a massive conundrum about getting more booze or not

The ethnic removal of the British from London is a crime.

In the 1930s, the BUF had its HQ in London. Would that happen today? Pains me thinking of what we've lost. Europe died in 1945.

>>214562103
it’s never worth it. you won’t drink most of it

>>214562085
i'm in it now

>>214562103
if my post ends in evens, you get more booze
if it ends in odds, you don't

Gonna cold extract a bunch of codeine and get rather fucked up

>>214562069
That wasn't a very nice thing you just said to me.
Nevertheless, I forgive you, and love you.
>>214562094
She's quite fit ngl x

>>214562127
but then you can drink it later

Got way too drunk and racist at a work party again
Now we wait to see if I get fired or if I was luckily only racist to the other racists

is there an alternative to CivitAI so I can continue to generate.....pictures ;) ;)

horse

>>214562132
um
is that a half pint?

>>214562078
Get the Michael Jackson going for a true boomer experience

SeptemBEAR continues
Lost £200 today
Ruined the bloody weekend

>>214562132
Whats with the woman sized glass mate

>>214562033
>>214562092
Anime website

>>214562183
>>214562188
it works out you get more alcohol for cheaper if you do two halves

>>214562184
He’s already on my playlist coming up soon

this bird here is irish

um screaming

British Republican National Socialism is the future.

>>214562209
Based
And the Billy Idol?

>>214562132
what table number?
let's treat you anon

>>214562174
Uma

>>214562199
British general. And we fucking despise paedophiles.

Its strange, I am genetically German/English, and am most attracted to Ashkenazi Jewesses/Irishwomen

>>214561905
deegs

>>214562199
is that really all you have? nothing else to offer as an excuse for what a stain on humanity you are?

>>214562220
>he doesn't know the table number
FONC

>>214562199
lmfao you're such a retard gyaldempaedo just end it already

>>214562214
you had me with republican
abolish the monarchy

>>214562219
Ye only the one song of his though

>>214562199
its not even anime though, is it? what a non-answer

I'm off to bread wish you all the yeast

>>214562261
Duran Duran?

>>214562220
14

>>214562283
haha scream

get thee to a nunnery!

>>214562292
INVISIBLE!

they literally made a new law to stop us lads chatting

moo deng sex arse

>>214562320
liar

It's shockingly obvious, we need a new.
A new thread.
A new start.

>>214562292
Nope il have to check them out

I'm getting old
I can't stomach booze anymore

>>214562320
and did it stop us? did it fuck

>>214562228
>And we fucking despise paedophiles.
Well....

make a new ffs

>>214562339
no this is it lad. the final bert

>>214562347
ive almost supped 30cl of vodka now
at the ripe young old age of 33

>>214562350
Based

>>214562379
im 23

>>214562379
that's nothing mate

new tamers premiering but I haven't caught up so I can't enjoy it live

>>214562344
You're in for a treat

>>214562407
tamers is shit

NEW
>>214561558
>>214561558
>>214561558

>>214562412
>>214562412
>>214562412

>>214562408
the ultimate cuckold flag

>>214562408
losers

>>214562404
>>214562387
alright young bucks
shut up
ive got a fucking mortgage and chores to do tomorrow morning

>>214562379
33 really is a young old age

um the new??

>>214562228
>>214562249
Nothing noncey about it

>>214562240
It's not that complicated

>>214562270
Yeah Vtubers are anime

>>214562492
>Yeah Vtubers are anime
theyre literally not. are they allowed on /a/?

>>214562569
I imagine so, but the old main vtubing hub was in /jp/

>>214562745
>I imagine so
disingenuous. you know it wouldn't be

>>214560737
The Chinese banned porn and only the Chinese hate you guys anyway