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Anonymous Brazil No.214567467 [Report] >>214568207 >>214568230 >>214569920 >>214570222
How do I convince my parents to build a kosher kitchen in our house?
Anonymous Israel No.214568207 [Report]
>>214567467 (OP)
You need to perform Hagalah otherwise even 5 sinks won't help you
Anonymous Poland No.214568230 [Report]
>>214567467 (OP)
say that u love the talmud and chop off part of your dick
Anonymous Israel No.214568425 [Report] >>214568508 >>214568570
im trying to convince my aunt to build a brazilian kitchen
Anonymous Poland No.214568508 [Report] >>214568572
>>214568425
Can you even get the supply of fresh macacos in Israel or are you planning to use Palestinian children instead?
Anonymous Australia No.214568570 [Report] >>214568606
>>214568425
>Brazilian kitchen
Is that codeword for a meth lab?
Anonymous Israel No.214568572 [Report]
>>214568508
wtf is a palestinian?
Anonymous Australia No.214568591 [Report]
I need to a build a kitchen according to the proportions of the second temple
Anonymous Brazil No.214568606 [Report] >>214568654
>>214568570
>meth
this is a crack country
Anonymous Australia No.214568654 [Report] >>214569875 >>214569984
>>214568606
Whatever, like I give a fuck. It's all stimulants for brown druggos. Big difference.
Anonymous United States No.214569875 [Report]
>>214568654
Meth is for white trash actually.
Crack is the black man's choice.
Anonymous United States No.214569920 [Report]
>>214567467 (OP)
you need to stretch fishing line around the perimeter of Sao Paolo or wherever you live
Anonymous Argentina No.214569984 [Report]
>>214568654
The biggest drug addicts are white, what are you talking about?
Anonymous Germany No.214570222 [Report]
>>214567467 (OP)
easy
1) convince them to build TWO kosher kitchens
2) afterwards remove one of the kosher kitchens
3) you're left with one kosher kitchen!

ta-da!
Anonymous Mexico No.214570224 [Report]
get a job nigga