Thread 214568203

Aryan supremacy edition

just did a really cute fart

leftypol be like
>ummm akshully that flag was made in china therefore you're dumb and we need to import 2 million browns a year

slept 3 hours that'll do I reckon time to seize the day

>>214568147
all the apps are outdated and you have no security
pretty normal reason to upgrade moron

>>214568203 (OP)
lads
i went to see some frens
those frens left
we saw other frens
we went to a strip club but i didnt want to
i paid £300
i got my cock sucked by a kenyan princess
i fucked her raw and pulled out
i sucked her feet
she told he her grandad was a mau mau warrior
i feel renewed
fuck churchil
i am very drunk
i love black women so much fuck ufck
but not west africans, they can go back desu
unless they are female and have nice pretty feet and beautiful larges eyes
i feel empty

>>214568315
FONT

Awful start to the thread

tech illiterate gimps getting iphones and using a mac at uni hoping they will lose their virginity because of it

University of Rorke

>>214568333
you say tht
but she recognised that i was autistic
told me she was autistic as well
toes were sucked
simple as

>>214568352
gimp

>>214568354
Rorke went to the school of hard knocks

>>214568366
Do you want to fucking rethink that mate?

>>214568374
most masculine iphone user

>>214568383
g i m p

>>214568374
that's
um

>>214568307
>just making shit up
cope seethe and dilate

Can't stop thinking about nefarious activities

>>214568374
benis

look brother, sometimes i like tranners, right now i am bevved like beautful ebony queens

so unless you 'ave em, jog the fuck on

Canadians are a very docile and friendly people except for on 4chan where they become 3x more aggressive than everyone else for some reason.

mad that my country doesn't have any of the problems of your country, just paradise on earth desu

>>214568445
>i am bevved like beautful ebony queen
i am AND bevved i like beautful ebony queens

sorry

>>214568470
*Gets eaten by a common Australian house spider*

Went to the airport to send my cousin off to UK. She's gonna be studying at a university in London. I am a little worried since she's going there all by herself, I hope it'll all be okay.

*does the haka* heyahoyaheyahoya

>>214568481
*goes outside and checks the flag flying on the town pole* i live in nz mate, we dont got scary spiders here

>>214568402
apple doesnt support old hardware especially 10 year old shit how am i making anything up

>>214568460
I want (You)

>>214568504
you're just wrong and seething about another man's computer

>>214568514
seems like you're the angry one since you didn't even know lol

dtfic logging into /brit/ with safari last updated in 2015

>>214568487
dont worry theres no english people in london so if anything happens to her itll be by one of your own

>>214568526
you are actually retarded don't even know why i bother responding to americans

>>214568451
dtfic was such a cunt, every post he made was petty and bitchy for no reason other than to be so

it brings joy to my heart that everybody here started to notice him, named him dtfic and eventually he got embarrassed and cheered up a bit. now he's like scrooge on christmas day

>>214568544
I'd rather have nothing happen to her. The identity of the perpetrator seems to be of little import. What I'm scared of the most is the fact that now she'll be half the world away from everyone she has ever known and we won't be able to afford to see each other in a very, very long time.

>>214568567
cope and seethe itoddler

How all the Chinese women in that war march all all so fit
Yorkshire women are absolutely dire in comparison

Got a good job and a cute gf
Im happy and content with my life

>do not reply or you are DTFIC
How many unique people have you used this as evidence against. Exactly one in your head.

I am DTFIC

Kill me

how come reading is mostly a female thing now?

rorke getting pantsed in front of the whole school but it turns out he's been smuggling a pg baton in his trousers

>>214568803
Most men prefer other mediums and some women stick to books solely for smut, its their softcore porn whereas guys just have movies and tv for that because they're visual

Alexa what the fuck is a pg baton

Still not got any reply from work mates after the party last night
Fairly sure I must have been racist

Any early morning train man in

>>214568803
dunno if it is

>>214568975
My uncle is trains man he is driver

>>214569017
has he ever killed a man with the train?

had my sleeps

>>214568919
isn't he a nonce?

Got a family sized steak and cheese pie for tea
Shall only be me scranning it though, no family around

how do you lads keep going

>>214569098
Fatty boombalatty

>>214569119
Grit my fuckin teeth dog you know what I'm saying

>>214569071
yes
he creeped on a 17yo toddler girl

>>214569120
Keir Jong Stalin finna arrest you for this

>>214569135
There is literally nothing wrong with being 15 stone

pasta bake for tea

>>214569159
Large if accurate

>>214569182
is this real??

>>214569182
rorke's frontyard

>>214569231
If the shoe fits

>>214569119
drink every single night

>>214569119
no alternative

>there were heated exchanges during cross examination when Mr Linehan demanded to know whether the prosecutor thought the complainant 'is a female'
screaming
imagine being this mindbroken

>>214569268
there is though

>>214569287
such as?

>>214569171
bit late

>>214569293
stopping

my knee is getting better every day

>>214569303
for tea tonight i'm just already thinking about it

>>214569322
bruised it from sucking off your superior in the russian military?

this was funny ngl

>>214569276
autistic irish lolcow

>O'Rorke Hall is our third largest Hall of Residence, offering comfortably furnished single rooms in a 'pod' style formation on each floor.
they made rorke woke

>>214568803
books are the place that consistently has their fucked up fetish fantasys mass produced

>>214569276
He's such a mong

I’d suck Emma Watson’s turds straight from her butthole.

>>214569379
Examples of these fantasies?

>>214569333
wonder what this man thinks being surrounded by a gaggle of evil looking rasheeds

>>214568803
men have small brains

So its war then?

why have people posted that webm of the paki saying satan wasn't available here multiple times

why does the inside of my belly button smell so bad

>>214569400
why do people like her and graham linehan have to be absolutely rabidly transphobic 100% of the time and letting it consume their life? why can't they just be normal and hate trannies passively without making it their entire personality?

hm not sure you can say that

>>214569476
don't think emma watson is transphobic

>>214569500
least genocidal jew

>>214569440
leftypol thinks it is amazing wit

>>214569406
rape bear 11#

>>214569476
leftypol...

>>214569500
er

>>214569476
>confusing Emma Watson with JK Rowling
Daft mong

>>214569500
theyre so weird i do not get jews at all

that tranny episode of it crowd was funny though I don't know why did they go with iran instead of oman, that would sound much better

rorke thinks he can oppress poc but leftypol wont let him

actually now that I remember this episode featured that cringe joke about the internet being stored in a box so this episode wasn't funny at all

>>214569628
>that cringe joke about the internet being stored in a box
funnier than anything linehan has written in the subsequent 15 years

>>214569628
that is such a bad joke it really is bizarre they used it

>>214569665
i find sean carroll quite annoying actually

>>214569730
Your semitic physics god has been violently dismantled

>>214568297
Based mom dabbing on her faggot son who is an absolute failure at life.

our loz

going to turkey for anal reconstuctive surgery

>>214569840
#gaypeopleproblems

bored to death

nicki minaj sat on my face

>>214569921
…with a giant bore

it's shite being scottish
we're the lowest of the low!

>>214569921
go to the front lines and get blown up by a drone

Need her to sit on my face and let one rip. I’d get an up close, concentrated dose of her pooey bum gas.

i HATE rorke

oppressing some poc

Man who does not understand that he can create bad posts is man who cannot understand how he creates good post.

Man must learn how to live alongside himself as a bad poster so that he understands that it isn't a fictional being that can never become real.

>>214568297
The mum is probably the reason he became a tranny

rorke is a gooner, hell be gone sooner

I HATE THE LITTLE GOONER

need a black american person to explain this to me

*enters /brit/ at tremendous speed*

>>214570095
coz they cockroaches n sheit finna fo on they plate mothafucka

can't sleep
rorke will eat me

>>214570111
*launches myself in /brit/'s loving arms*

Been waking up too early every day this week

https://youtu.be/CSqnbmXV6es?si=AyuGKDENSD1OX0PL

doing a listen

>>214568502
>i live in nz mate
you and all 3 of the remaining kiwis that haven't swarmed to us yet

>>214570135
not me i've been sleeping like a mad cunt this week
probably cos i've been off the booze and shit food

OPPRESSS ALL RACISTS
FREE THE MANDME

*ENTERS BRIT*

it loometh

>>214570215
my arse after a curry haha x

>>214570215
what the devil is going on here

>>214570216
showertoil
clotheswashingtoil
runningtoil
coffeetoil
callmydadtoil
witcher3toil
cookingtoil
eatingtoil
washinguptoil
choosingafilmtowatchtoil

it never ends

Owning a house is hard because the yard keeps growing so I have to keep mowing the grass and it won’t ever just stay the same length

RORKE'S OP

>>214570244
get it paved and astroturfed problem solved

so we finally get the set, but she goes and airbrushes it to the point it looks like a shit painting.. what a joke. in the average asmr vid you can count the hairs up her nose, now she's suddenly self-conscious

love waking up early but enjoy staying up late

>>214570252
>wearing a flag
bit racist innit

>>214570261
alri deano

>>214568729
>>214568747
>DTFIC
This some new zoomer meme? What does it mean?

just absolutely rawdogged that shower no shampoo no shower gel just bare fucking water

>>214570261
i would cover that in sand and put a palm tree and a deck chair there and a palm tree

>>214570353
Newfag

>>214570357
Stinky little man

>>214570353
down to fuck in (the) camry
virgins like you wouldn't get it. shaggers lore

>>214570215
Reminds me of that thing in Australia where the lorry ran over those police

>>214568595
>ather have nothing happen to her
Then you shouldn't have sent your kind here

>>214570403
do kiwis know ross kemp?

It's good to see Kier doubling down on his policies of supporting migration he's a great politician

watching asmr, aka soft porn

>>214570603
Good

>>214570579
gonna do this to rorke next time i see him

>>214570603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atCyuvSvgIk
been sleeping to this lately

>>214570552
i think hes doing well because i hate everybody and hes upset everybody
>>214570579
nearly sure this was posted yesterday but the image has been mirrored

morning lads, will have the day to myself as the missus is visiting her dadberg

feels good to be up early and sovber

>>214570626
>naming every train

we're gonna make it lads

In the Middle Ages they would hang Jews upside down. Some white Christian child’s body would be found with all the blood removed as if a ritual had taken place and next thing you know merchant shops and synagogues would be burned to the ground and half a dozen Jews would be hanged upside down.

>>214570969
Also an outbreak of some kind would happen and someone would say “I saw Levi and Ezra pouring something into the well the other day” and the townsfolk would riot and burn and there’d be upside down Jews.

https://vocaroo.com/15Wrx9wYD8dV
little forest song

>>214570969
>>214571038
fuck off

Glass chin anglo

Charlie Sheen was in Two and A Half Men, literally.

don't forget: the patriarchy wants women to hate themselves, so don't.

>>214571121
What the fuck is this shit
Both of their slaps are weak as fuck and that's the fakest knoclout I've ever seen

an acquaintance suicided recently, mad how hopeless society is for everyone rn

Mental Keir Starmer the former human rights lawyer said Israel has the right to cut off water supply

>>214571099
kys moshe

Totally wasted the morning

>>214571208
may as well bin the whole weekend off

Just sat on the bog and my arse stinks

>>214571178
hes jewish

>>214571208
Its 7.30

>>214569316
Hilarious watching this man's downfall

>>214571224
Alri Emma.

>>214571208
its 7:30AM nigga

>>214571208
Totally dude kowabunga

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woke up and the room is still spinning a little and there's puke in the toilet I don't remember doing
should probably stop drinking so much

>>214571079
too melodramatic and predictable for my taste. i prefer my own compositions

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>>214571303
DUDE ALCOHOL LMFAO

>>214571303
that dont impress me much

die cis scum

>>214570542
i'd say most dont but i liked his extreme world and gang shows

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>214570095
Dust and spilled seasoning falling from the cabinet

Washed my armpits twice and they still fucking STINK

I'm a byronic hero

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>214570626
>revving honda civic
finally I am seen

>>214571341
How's life mate, how's your mum

Test

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>214571079
>>214571307
https://vocaroo.com/15U5Yyg2hjM1
this is my little song

>>214571312
one more word out of you and I'm filtering portugal
which I don't really want to do because I like portugal

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

if i were prime minister i would install hundreds of funicular lines in Liverpool and get refugees to maintain them

if i were a politician going through a scandal i would never resign gracefully
i would make them drag me out of my position kicking and screaming while constantly trying to lie my way out of it

>>214571441
Look, people really like it when you go just a bit early! You know, steely jawed, faraway look in your eyes... before they get to the point when they sitting round in pubs and say "Oh, that fucker's got to go!", you surprise them! "Blimey, he's gone! I didn't expect that! Resigned! You don't see THAT much anymore! Old school! Respect! I rather liked the guy! He was hounded out by the fucking press!" How about that, ah? What a way to go! Yeah?

Pocket Monsters !!

Got
To Catch `em All !! I

Know

it`s My
Destiny !!

>>214571364
not listening because you aren't anglo

might hire a tradesman and hound him the entire time, and also never offer so much as a bacon roll or cup of tea

drinking pomegranate juice

Based

>>214570626
is this real

>>214571364
decent

they don't understand me

>>214571260
It was a better time

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n4JmoFp8Yw

mad how people watch porn and see gaping anuses on the verge of rupture and think 'cor, that's hot'.

>>214570626
why is the one underneath gaming blank?

>>214571647
big jubbly wubblies

trust and you will be trusted, said the liar to the fool

When is your flag duty? I've been called for the Sunday evening shift

>>214571654
the hotness comes from the fact the girl is willing to literally ruin her own body just to please cock

>>214571690
I noticed a few flags on bridges near me but they barely lasted a week before they were gone

>>214571709
Clearly you need a Ninja Squad in your town

>>214571647
Women are so horny these days. Visible effect of all that incel virginity

Not looking forward to Diego Day since the recent ones have been no scores
>>214571709
>>214571719
>>214571733
I no longer forward to it lads

>>214571750
Wish someone would share their strawberry jam with me like that. Not enough love in this world.

The year is 1872, you don’t know much about tending cattle but you’re a hired gun whose job it is to protect the herd on a cattle drive from Fort Worth to Dodge City. There are hostile Indians in the Oklahoma territory as well as cattle rustlers and bandits.

>>214571699
I hate to break it to you mate but porn isn't real, they are only doing it to get money.

>>214571774
My great great grandfather was born into the Oklahoma territory, and had a large farm there. He had 14 children and never divorced his first wife.

>>214571750
>never has to go to toil again
she doesn't know how good she has it

>>214571750
niggers really are just feral animals

>>214571774
I would channel my inner Call and Gus to keep Blue Duck away.

>>214571812
>>214571768
Your jokes suck kys
>>214571814
Exactly.

>>214571789
yes but the gaping arseholes are very much real
the exact reason why they're willingly ruining their bodies doesn't matter so much

>>214571750
Bit rude isn't it

>>214571774
I would shoot every last rotten Injun dead

every day above ground

>>214571750
she relaxed unfortunately

>>214571750
grim

>>214571750
leftypol, your thoughts on this?

>>214571845
>come into brit to post some viral pol webm
>someone tries to crack on with the light hearted bants that this general is known for
>respond by telling him to kill himself
you are as bad as the man that did it. also FOY

>>214571867
>brown eyes
oh well

am gay x

>>214571774
what about the blacks?

>>214571845
getting grievously wounded on the way to work is a pleasure
no joking matter

if I had three wishes from a geenie I would as for a cup of 'fee that never runs out, a vape that never dies, and for the geenie to be free

>>214571750
>The suspected attacker, identified as Brown, can be seen wearing a red hooded sweatshirt in the video.
scremaung

>>214571774
>*dies of typhoid*

if i had to either move to ukraine or usa i would take my chances with ukraine. americans are such soulless ugly people. I really do hate them them immensely, more than any other nation

Nginx is pronounced "Engine X"

>>214571938
>*gets blown to smithereens by a half-sentient russian*

jeans dont fit me, there's never enough crotch space for my BWC

>>214571954
better than living in usa

>>214571961
I have a micro

I am a girl

>>214571974
>>214571975
hi, welcome to the group

Stuff like this makes me angry. Why he need such a big dick man? Wtf

>>214571989
it's obviously ai , how can you fall for this stuff so easily

>>214572000
Oh right nvm then hee

That’s a tranny with a raging hard on.

um so spudbros just opened in LIVERPOOL

>>214571989
Trannies all have autism and autists have high t

>>214571977
screaming dunnim

imagine if when you got fat your willy got fat too

this is me, btw, or what it was

NOOOOOOOO
that is what it was tho

>>214572027
are you actually a horse

>>214572026
Instead, your crotch gets fat and makes your willy look smaller.

>>214572026
*jiggles your willy*

>>214572057
*wasnt aimed at you* your horse

SHAKING with rage rn

the greatest spuds on earth are from USA

Tranny spam at 3:30 in the morning. Just not on.

>>214572099
no shit that is a guy

polfags when you ask them why they have gigabytes of trans/interracial porn saved on their device

>>214572123
avin a laff me

right well that’s a nigger tranny

>>214572123
it's purely satire

I hate fit/cute womens who like me I hate all of them so much

>>214572159
and how many like you

Please ban me so I don’t waste my weekend on this website

I hate chicken and mozarella sandwiches!

>>214572159
ze client suffers from unconscious rage at his mother figure for never protecting him from the world. client must resolve the conflict with the ego to sooth his inner child

>>214572193
Outrageous post

>>214572180
none rn for a couple of years but im in my room playing secondlife

>>214572205
Freud is underrated

buying the bladerunner jacket to wear over my scorpion jacket

migt wank

>>214572222
posts from 1909

name one problem in your life that a big breasted woman having sex with you wouldn't fix?

>>214571303
why u up so early as a smasher
wtf

>>214572222
he's alright, i think the modern criticism of him does have some valid points

>>214572205
This guy’s entire shit has been entirely debunked by modern psychologists.

>>214572222
reckon freud is aptly rated

stopped myself doing hornyposting but woke up with a boner :)

>>214571745
he was good like 2 weeks ago but his heart isn't in it anymore his last post yesterday was him saying he's stepping away from the character for a while

>>214572281
>>214572281
>>214572281
New

>>214572266
what like
what is somethign that has been disproven and how?

>>214572254
Problem is my life would have to be fixed before I could have sex with the big breasted woman

>>214572267
idk where to start with this post. but no, a lot of his work is still relevant psychoanalysis and psychodynamics are still widely used (with his work being the back bone)

>>214570371
been here longer than (You), dumbass zoomer faggot.