Thread 214574041

>australian wildlife is like so deadly dude! how do you guys survive there??
>is from a country that has bears, wolves, mountain lions, tigers, or some other large animals

those are normal animals

>>214574041 (OP)
Tigers don't hide inside your shoes and closet

Bears and wolves fear the human.

>>214574041 (OP)
you can deal with bears,wolves,lions tigers or any big predators with guns. But with extremely venomous insects, snakes or any other dangerous small pests, its much more worse and dangerous

>>214574041 (OP)
hey autist-kun, that isn't something you're supposed to be defensive about. It's a sign of being badass. You're supposed to own it like badge of honor.

>>214574041 (OP)
>bears, wolves, mountain lions, tigers, or some other large animals
None of these are particularly dangerous to humans thougheverbeit

>>214574041 (OP)
>yeeaah mate down under in the outback blah blah blah blah
>is from one of the following suburbian sprawls:
>also 99.9% chance of being lebanese or asian

I've realized that my country's distinctly un dangerous wildlife has dulled my survival instincts, when I was in Japan my fist reaction to seeing a snake was to touch it, I later learned when I described it was that it was probably either one of 2 species, one completely harmless the other deadly venomous.

>>214576611
>tfw live in the actual desert
>have to actually look around the door before I step out in case a random reptile is hiding under the step

>>214576743
That's just a failure at being a human being in general tbqhwy

>snakes and spiders
accidentally wander into your house
>cougars
encounters are so rare that ecologists are convinced we don't have them
glad i could help

>>214576971
so which manner of non WASP nu-australian are you just for the stats

>>214577313
The kind that fucks you're mum