Thread 214574926

gyaldem edish

jannies are just holes

come on janny

what had happened

no matter how evil and nasty the world is I refuse to join on that carry on. full of love me

What to watch? Lethal Weapon 2, or Death Becomes Her?

>>214574954
No you’re thinking of women.

nth for the holodem

>>214574980
me on the left

woke up too horny today
tried to fight it but those oats...

>>214574975
Army Dog

*tap tap*
BORIS!

i bet those vtubers lez out off stream

screaming and crying and throwing cups off the wall because mum has ainsley harriott on the telly

>>214574994
POV: GIWTWM

gyaldemfreak did you pray today

i want to be held

bit mad how mental it all is

the government could increase birth rates by banning all dating apps

is it true that british girls have rounder faces than like french girls or german girls ive never noticed before

Wonder what's happened in the last 20 or so years that would cause barking and Dagenham council to experience third world tier corruption into the allocation of council houses

>>214575008
>army
>military authority
>government
>cops
Lethal Weapon 2 it is.

In a group chat with some ex work colleagues and there’s a white knight type bloke in there, fat and what can be best described as grey skinned. People keep calling him Harvey price and he keeps rage quitting the group but gets added back every time

>>214575072
shut up

>>214574971
Rorke OP

im terribly lonely

>>214575072
zip it

Sex with Emma Watson.
Scat porn with Emma Watson.

leftypol explaining to his rorke dad that people blame immigration for the consequences of neoliberal policies
his blackpilled gen alpha brother points out that immigration IS a neoliberal policy

someone posted about thickness earlier and may dick has gotten way thicker from not jerking off! big ol chunky sausage

>>214575072
Is it you

>>214575026


>>214575041
I read some psalms, mong

everyday i love you less and less

emmayank has led me to rediscover my appreciation for emma

>>214575112
was that before or after jakkin off to your pornstar waifus

>>214575115
many such cases!

>>214575112
machine translation isn't canon

>>214575124
I don't coom to the gyal x baddie x holodem

>>214575143
do you edge tho

>>214575080
>>214575096
>>214575104
what the matter lads you look like Harvey price too?

smoking heroin

>>214575154
yeah but quite a bit paler

>>214575151
Nah

had a girl stick a finger up my arse once, felt good

smoking heron

>>214575173
Not to them*

descending some stairs

People say that things will get worse before they get better. I think that things only can get better if they get worse first. Life being harder is what brings people closer together. The government is doing their best to protect us from the hardships of life, but that's just making things worse.

In the shitholes where the immigrants come from, life is hard and that's why they do well when they come here, because they're just happy to have a job and where they come from if they don't work they starve.

>>214575173
what happens when their porn pops up on your twitter feed do you waggle your willy around a bit

Is it true that holochad is into interracial porn?
Might have to demote him to holomong for that

>>214575205
shut it

Tanned a lot now

>>214575211
It doesn't and no, sorry

>>214575192
A girl did this to me fully clothed at school. Why do they like it?

>>214575248
nonce

>>214575232
shit response bruce

not jerking off makes your dick thicker

>>214575259
We were both 16

>>214575243
need a greek gf

>>214575289
still got arse fingered by a 16 year old

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/InVafpXwH38
they are so cute

>>214575295
greek women are peng, and albanians

>>214575289
you got arse fingered by a (16 year old) girl
thats pretty gay btw

>>214575272
pipe down

>>214575333
she just did it randomly, I didn't ask her to

>>214575333
>>214575303
you boys reek of jealousy

don't like horses as i've had a couple run ins with some bad ones

>>214575319
not albanians

>>214575348
>>214575351
OK pokey bum boy

>>214575341
pipe up, popeye

>>214575351
>getting your bumhole fingered by a child is something to be jealous of
you're wrong in the head for that

Basically yeah what it is is that all these boat people are coming over and getting approved for buy to let mortgages on their minimum wage deliveroo jobs and buying up property portfolios which is why I can't afford to buy a house

>>214575348
reckon you could probably stop a girl shoving her hand down the back of your pants if you really wanted to

>>214575377
um

just don't see how Liverpool's attacking players are meant to work together

Having a cuppa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAsKRqS1NHc

>>214575384
they're getting them for free

>>214575384
are they really doing that

>>214575377
umm

escaping the escapism

>>214575384
investors buy up properties and rent them to migrants
ffs leftypol this is basic stuff mate

Popped the sausges on x

>>214575385
she did it through my trousers

not sure how a girl is supposed to climb on me and put my dick in her vagina

>>214575353
your skill procs??

>>214575456
ok

>>214575059
answer my question

>>214575456
don't worry she won't be doing that

>>214575474
cope

>>214575475
maybe

>>214575475
none of us go outside so we've never seen a woman

>>214575433
So you admit it's the capitalists. Good, we're on the same page

>>214575475
i'm gonna say yes

>>214575497
the capitalists bring in the migrants mate

screaming aren't I

>>214575490
project on

>>214575512
why is that though

sir knicker sniffer

right well

JANNY I JUST SAW A NIPPLE

>>214575514
So you admit it's the capitalists. Good, we're on the same page

>>214575497
yeah bro, just get rid of all the money and all the problems go away amirite?

>England v Andorra

grim

>>214575497
only because the government pays capitalists way more to house migrants than they'd ever get doing capitalism

>>214575532
fuck, i missed it

You lads ever been with a narcissist/bipolar women? Not the popular meme stuff today I mean a proper one. Shit will change how you view humans

>>214575566
thats hot but unfortunately I took that spot

>>214575523
i think british sperm is just rounder

>>214575566
I need a narcissist woman to ruin my life

>>214575543
honestly what's the point?

I think crabs are very cute and interesting

>>214575566
yes and i haven't been with a woman since

>>214575581
you dont

>>214575547
https://youtu.be/nGTIs9fvkUA?si=bW1SC-G2csDPtEim

>>214575566
no thanks. I think my mum is borderline

ill jerk off tomorrow before the bad thing happens and then its whatever

A LONG TIME AGO
WE USED TO BE FRIENDS

>>214575607
was it the classic dehumanise you and destroy your self worth until she leaves you out of the blue? It’s all about how you bounce back, gotta rebuild stronger

fan favourites sacked, replaced with gays and browns

>>214575625
everything looks ai to me now

>>214575644
can't believe people watch this dreck

When I was young it was called "two-timing". Now it's called "having a roster". Zoomers are crazy!

>>214575628
No mice.

>>214575625
need this

klart simpson

>>214575644
That show is Youtube reaction videos for uncs

suck my dick

Any owls in?

>>214575684
roster? this isn't wwe

>>214575728
Gary Mulligan

>>214575722
alri la

I think I like arse play. asked my ex to eat me out a few times but she wasnt that into it so I didn't pressure her but when she did it OMDZ

>>214575748

NOTE: for the janitorial staff that was a pun based on the name CARY MULLIGAN, the famous actress who this person looks like. I wasn't posting the name Gary Mulligan doxxing whoever that is. I have no idea what his actual name is. Thank you for your time.

>>214575777
you're half bent

did anyone elses mum and dad use to call baguettes french sticks

>>214575777
Mine is way too horrible for such things.

>>214575768
moontroon

>>214575768
would (hang out with)
you can probably be pretty chill with them

Looking at my ex's social media accounts. shes got a kid now, married to the same bloke she cheated on me with. While im here sucking on beers until I pass out and struggling to make it to tomorrows, good for her honestly. Might reach out and tell her im proud of her but I probably shouldnt

Wish I could afford a Urus they look fucking sick

>Green leader thinks people earning £50k have the broadest shoulders in society and should pay more tax
lmao
lol
fuck ME

Really wish I didn't have autism
All the other lads in school had mastered wit and socialising and I was just a mumbling freak. Missed out on a lot of good banter and camaraderie through school and uni. Only getting the hang of it now

>>214575802
yeah
still do and so do I, won't be changing this late in life

>>214575802
yes

>>214575821
you can live as a king on £50k (outside london with no kids)

>>214575821
how is he wrong

>>214575794
am attracted to a man every now and again but not too often as most dont dress well and are boring

>>214575821
Remember when he ran a hypnotherapy business and said he could give women bigger tits with his mind. Now he's the leader of a 'major' UK political party.

>>214575644
This is actually one of the worst television shows ever made.

>>214575831
>>214575838
thought it was just my lot

>>214575821
Literally who cares
the greens will never win

>>214575821
me spending 16 hours a day on /brit/ the peak of society

>>214575817
grim
well at least you tapped

live insect in the brocolli. run me some pesticides

>>214575828
haha yeah imagine if someone made it to 32 years old and still had no clue about bantering and socialising haha can you imagine haha good thing there's no one like that here in this thread haha

>>214575817
I get not wanting to be a bitter incel but good for her and telling her you're proud is mental

OH YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS

>>214575821
Can't upset the donors n-no can't upset the donors
https://donation.watch/en/unitedkingdom/party/GPEW/donors

Why is Zack Polanski going about under a fake name. Politicians shouldn’t be having fake names they should be 100% transparent

All the great civilizations of the past became decadent because the originally creative race died out, as a result of contamination of the blood.

The most profound cause of such a decline is to be found in the fact that the people ignored the principle that all culture depends on men, and not the reverse. In other words, in order to preserve a certain culture, the type of manhood that creates such a culture must be preserved. But such a preservation goes hand-in-hand with the inexorable law that it is the strongest and the best who must triumph and that they have the right to endure.

He who would live must fight. He who does not wish to fight in this world, where permanent struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist.

Such a saying may sound hard; but, after all, that is how the matter really stands. Yet far harder is the lot of him who believes that he can overcome Nature and thus in reality insults her. Distress, misery, and disease are her rejoinders.

>>214575817
they are probably deeply unhappy with one another

>>214575872
ktimmers in 4 years

oh yeah I have my wonder trades to collect

>>214575876
might ask her if I can meet her kid

sure leftypol just decimate the skilled trades industry by taking away half their income, i'm sure they'll want to be sole traders running their own businesses and working 80+ hours a week doing jobs for people on those terms

should I finally join facebook at 32. I want to see if that girl from school still loves me

right hand is cold

nary a speck of that scribe's lifes work

>>214575821
>literal Jewish communist hates normal people who worked hard
Woah

>>214575904
probably desu, she would have had him young. also the dude is ugly as hell and I feel bad seeing their wedding photos kissing because of where those lips have been

>>214575676
>>214575849

In principle I think the concept is OK but the problem is in the execution. It's not feasible to have cameras running in family living rooms 24/7 365 days a year and then edit all that footage.

So the set up is that the families get shown short clips from TV shows during a set window of time. The result is that instead of organic moments people end up watching families 'perform' and play up for the camera. If they don't then they get the sack.

>>214575947
fuck offffffffffffffff

>>214575922
facebook is great for lurking on. worth it for the marketplace alone

>>214575947
big arch

>>214575964
FIRE
ENERGY
GLORY
THINKING

another day, unwashed, only leaving the smelly incel flat for incel beer and incel food

a person who thinks all the time

mad how the green party is just the tranny party now, that's all they talk about half the time

Sir Am Bottom

>>214575922
Getting people to accept your friend request is quite hard desu. If you've got a decent job you're better off going through LinkedIn since people will think you're wanting to hire them.

>coffee brewing
>new WarStrike episode to watch
>Comfy cool autumn Saturday
Yeah I'm feeling cosy

>>214575985
meditating aloud on Punch & Judy for an hour straight without any notes or pauses

>>214575988
not good
might save this image for really personal things that I would say in my own house

am genuinely socially inept but I don't really mind
except last night I jiggled my fat belly at a great ormond street hospital worker and said I'm not much of a sports fan when he asked if I followed football

>>214575964
mad how the average british zoomer knows who this guy is even though he was super obscure when he was alive

>>214576016
it’s summer

only reason I’m alive is because GTA 6 is coming out and I don’t want to miss it

>>214575989
just like /brit/

got my dog martens on

>AI face scan recognition estimates your age to watch porn or potentially post my opinions online
>But can't do this at supermarket till to buy a bottle of beer and instead I have to go through the ignominy of waiting for an immigrant to potentially check my papers are in order
make sense of it

>>214576059
Wait, you guys are actually doing the face recognition thing every time you post on 4chan?

>>214576038
tragic that he died during the depths of Cameron-Obama despair, but his spirit has lived on yeah. unparalleled talent

looked at my facebook account for the first time in literal years a couple of weeks ago and I've been hacked by some webcam site posting links to porn for several months and some elderly relatives had liked some of the posts

>>214576059
how young are you to still be getting ID’d lol? I haven’t been in years

doesnt mean they arent going to do that in shops

>>214576080
fuck no

>>214576038
Just shows how good he was.

>>214576080
yeah i have to use death stranding everytime i post

>>214576080
yeah obviously what sort of barbaric society allows children on a website like this

>>214576093
get them shagged

>>214576080
No but they want that to happen or else the site gets blocked
The UK is about to enact china-tier firewalling of sites that do not comply with our state's gay and insane worldview

It’s mad that I have to submit a selfie every time I wanna have a wank, I’m sweaty and a pile of filth and pornhub wants a quick selfie it’s a disgrace

Oswald Mosley, presente!

William Joyce, presente!

John Amery, presente!

Enoch Powell, presente!

John Tyndall, presente!

Jonathan Bowden, presente!

Those who fell for Britain, PRESENTE!

>>214576095
jobsworths do it all the time

one minute until i start drinking desu

polshits shouldnt have the right to talk

>>214576142
grim

need to paint the kitchen but cant be arsed taping the ceiling and skirting boards or doing anything really

>>214576124
mate sent me a photo of his passport once when i was checking him on a flight i booked for us
plan to use it anytime i have to upload ID to have a tommy tank

>>214576095
Alright unc not everyone here is 40 mate

>>214576142
there's people in here who think you typed out 'desu'

Mental how the young online right in America are all weird stick thin incels who make out that they would lynch all muslims tomorrow if they were in Britain and who have sixth form weirdo opinions on history while the British young online right are all cool right wing intellectuals just biding their time for the moment without being spergs about it and probably live very normal lives with active social circles and well adjusted sex lives

baka desu senpai this shit busting a move

just scratched a small itch

We live in a dystopia of abstraction in which concepts and words matter more than actions and deeds. Governed by fundamentalists loyal to the worst ideas ever conceived, they will double-down on their destructive and evil beliefs until the whole world is a rubbish tip.

mad this, most unlikely union I’ve seen

wish i could get drunk now but cant have to see mumberg later

life without alcohol literally isnt worth living

stopped following a camgirl as she's turned into a ham planet

get a load of mr grammar

>international break weekend
fuck this bent gay earth

>>214576231
Remember when she said she was groomed into being a lesbian and everybody just glossed over and ignored that this is a common thing in the 'queer community'

>>214576231
no idea who these people are

>>214576191
>British young online right are all cool right wing intellectuals
Most of them are jaded toryboys who voted for Johnson in 2019. This includes the entire Reform-Lotus Eaters-Robinson-Substack-Dominic Cummings sphere.

>>214576231
whys that then they look like a bog-standard deanocore couple to me

>>214576247
get to the cinema, lad

>>214576231
deano cock so good it regrew her hairline

charli boba

>>214576276
cant get drunk there, whats the point

>>214576231
Cured

>>214576231
she was a lezzer at the start of the year

Show me something mental

if I may blog a bit;
used to drink standard tesco tea as i thought tea was just tea
but recently bought some yorkshire tea and it's a lot nicer
what is the nicest tea?

chris hughes isn’t a deano lmao

>>214576280
he does have a big cock if I remember rightly, someone said it on TV

>>214576247
woke shite

>>214576231
thats nuts!

>>214576231
he was right

let it be a lesson to you all, true lesbians are rare and most are just fed up of blokes

>>214576308
The best 'standard' tea has always been Tetley
I drink Yorkshire Gold now, I find it worth the lolly for a cracking cuppa desu. A box of that is one coffee at Starbucks in a train station so why not.

Is 25 too old to go on holiday with your parents

>>214576309
he lost and the world population has only ever grown

>>214576191
>weird stick thin incels who make out that they would lynch all muslims tomorrow if they were in Britain
they're also bizarrely schizophrenic and oscillatory, first they went crazy over kanye west's nazi phase and now they're shaking their finger and tut-tutting at that australian hard-right march for having "bad optics" and looking too nazi

>>214576345
Yes. Next question?

The Revolt of the Underman

get aroused thinking of humiliating muslim women
being like omg aisha under your towels you have a sinful curvy body arent you supposed to be chaste… zara wtf your stinky curry breath shows youve been indulging and getting fatter thats not very moderate… samira youve been a naughty girl suppose ill have to grab you by the hooknose and unmask you in front of your entire family wouldnt like that would you…

collecting data

>>214576345
nah lad I went on one at 30 myself

>>214576124
do lesser known sites work normally or is it like hundreds of different sites

>>214576345
just a bit sad really init

>>214576345
nope

>>214576348
well yeah the marxists lost in the end didn't they
didn't achieve their dream of making farming illegal globally

Refuse to buy a German car. All German industry is built on Jewish slave labor. It is unethical to own anything German and doing so makes you a vile person.

>>214576337
I know a few lesbians who will freely admit to your second point

>>214576348
Lumps of biomass are not "men".

im here all by myself. anyone want to chat?

>>214576386
Well they are so

>>214576376
marxists famously and historically love farming remember communist china how they used to ship city people to go work on farms or what about pol pot that lad loved his farming so much he killed all the non farmers

>>214576358
bioleninism

>>214576345
No, this notion that you can be too old to spend time your parents is corrosive nonsense that leads to atomised communities.

>>214576337
once had a lesbian piss on me while i had a wank

>>214576362
might have to wank to those paparazzi photos when she get her fat tits out on that yacht now

>>214576345
Depends
If you're 25 and you're flying somewhere with your parents to stay in a hotel with them, absolutely, there's a joke character about that sort of behaviour on Benidorm
If you're 25 and just popping out to hang out with your mother and father at their holiday home for a weekend where you'll all get drunk together and enjoy refined adult conversation over dinner I think that's more than acceptable

>>214576386
well theyre not bloody transgender are they

post her fat tits aha

Reminder that commiemong thought you had to figure out your own tax code

>>214576191
>biding their time
Although a lot of Oxbridge types amongst the Young British like Drukpa Kunley vehemently deny being Right Wing because they don't want to be perceived as low status gammon.

>>214576386
Hitler thought g*Rmans were men

>>214576424
Maldives. Mum and dad offering to pay for me to go with them separate room obviously

The PM and Deputy are both married to jewesses

>>214576432
don't teach that stuff on WarStrike podcast do they

she was lookin kinda dumb with her finger in her bum

>>214576417
corrr link

show me a man that hasn't shat his pants after the age of 18 and I'll show you a liar

>>214576456
the leaders of the sucking dick for israel party might be compromised?

>>214576468
https://www.hotcelebshome.com/2022/06/19/charli-xcx-expose-beautiful-topless-boobs-on-a-boat-in-amalfi-nsfw/

post tits and also ass without photoshop

croatia is not even slightly related to british topics of discussion

>>214576453
sounds nice, just go
who cares what people think (they wont think anything)

>>214576453
It’s fine if you’re taking your girlfriend otherwise it’s just a bit of a child thing and you’re no child at 25

>>214576497
It is a bit sad though isn’t it

start posting tits porn NOW

a lot of right wing people are just weird little freaks mad at the world
there are leftoids of this variety too, both sides should purge these people

>>214576492
shutup we are a welcoming and tolerant general

>>214576504
>>214576504
>>214576504

>>214576513
no
you're going to the maldives with people you love
who gives a fuck what the perception is

saw gods pupil in the night sky when I was young

>>214576527
we should kill everyone

>>214576492
you shat your pants didn't you?

>>214576504


>>214576504

>>214576441
Call me insane but I actually don't think not wanting to be entirely replaced by indians or muslims is necessarily right wing, nor an opinion on the political spectrum

>>214575947
corrrrr leesi