Thread 214577634

what is your favorite animal in your country?

>>214577634 (OP)
The humble dicynodonts

>>214577634 (OP)
The Haselmaus, animal of the Year 2017

>>214577634 (OP)
Bóbr kurwa

German soy dinosaurs

luv me a fopie

nice

>>214577634 (OP)
The best and most kino funimal

Sugar glider

>>214577634 (OP)
I was on a hike to the west of the country when I found one of these fuckers alone and vulnerable, it deffo would've died without help. I don't know the life cycle of these things but I would guess it was about 20-25 cm, idk how old that is but less than 1 year definitely
I took it to my hotel room and gave it some fruit and warmed it under some blankets. By the morning it had come to trust me
But some jealous motherfucker snitched on me and I had people in the morning come and tell me that's an endangered species and I can't have it. THAT LITTLE CUNT CHOSE ME MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S MINE
If stupid westoids can have these little furbabies in their zoos, I should be able to have one, especially one that CHOSE ME in my house
/rant

>>214577634 (OP)
Love those goofy little fucks.
>>214580892
That's kinda sad but what would you've done if not for the snitching? Bring it home?

>>214582257
I intended to, yeah
I realise it's better off in the wild but if so, they shouldn't be in zoos around the world either

>>214577634 (OP)
These live in my state! It's the biggest salamander in all of North America, they can weigh a little more than two bunches of bananas! But there are bigger ones in China. They are endangered because people with too much back hair keep stacking rocks and turning over boulders to find insects for fishing bait, which crushes their eggs and larvae. Old people call them snot otters! I hope I can meet one someday!

>>214577634 (OP)
Animals aren't products. They're not funko pops or DS games. I don't have a favorite animal because each animal is its own individual, not just a brand. Just like I don't have a favorite human. Your behavior is repulsive and you shouldn't be alive.

>>214584298
You have depression and should see someone about it
>no favorite human
For most human beings it's their parents or a close friend

>>214584399
Wtf is depression? I feel great and am happy. There's just no one I see a favorite. This whole thread is really disgusting. Animals aren't pokemons, they're unique beings that shouldn't be reduced to their species.

>>214584614
>This characteristic is often linked to a reduced tendency to engage in social mimicry or "masking," a behavior where individuals, particularly autistic women and girls, consciously or unconsciously imitate neurotypical social behaviors to fit in.

>>214584238
>tf
>two bunches of bananas

Mutts will do ANYTHING to avoid using the metric system

>>214584982
I just wanted to give you a rough idea of the weight because I don't know calculus. Most people have bought bananas before, I think!

>>214584614
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Insanely edgy and retarded post. Insulting at best, completely fucking bonkers if serious.
Fucking kill yourself right now.

>>214577634 (OP)
lions

>>214586370
I didn't read that.

>>214584697
This neither.

>>214586396
Yes you did.

>>214586440
Didn't though. Each and unique animal is a living being that matters and shouldn't be reduced to its species. Not hard to understand therefore nothing else needs to be said. Enjoy.

>>214586491
Just say you like tigers Pierre.