Thread 214579629

i can fly

poo smells lmao

get the biomass bulldozed off the white cliffs of dover

thanks

>indie music
can anyone give me 5 examples of 'indie music'

>>214579688
poo
poo
poo
poo
poo

literally never once have i heard any woman talk about "cruel summer" or "love story".

Not once have i heard someone go in the car "oh yeah turn it up its cruel summer!!"

Never have i heard anyone say "yeah just bought the new taylor swift album"

>>214579688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbANp9cRd6o

Also couldnt name any Taylor Swift songs or recognize if its her singing it but have seen huge groups of people break out into singalongs at bars and know a couple people who spent thousands on tickets to see her perform live
Such a strange cultural phenomenon especially since the music is very simple with seemingly no personality

>>214579711
>literally never once have i heard any woman talk
because they avoid you like the plague x

>>214579711
doubt you've ever interacted with a woman

CARA AL SOL
CON LA CAMISA NUEVAAAAAA

>tee hee thats because ur ugly/virgin!!
yeah grow up lads

my pedophile uncle keeps sending me minion memes

>Farage shifts on two-week small boats pledge

Lol rorke played like a fiddle
YET AGAIN

>>214579688
arcade fire
the strokes
interpol
death cab for cutie
rilo kiley

>>214579720
isnt that just pop rock

>>214579688
always thought this was such a stupid name for a genre, since it's short for 'independent' but refers basically to any kind of soft rock or jangle pop from the 90s onwards regardless of whether they're on an independent record label or not

ah yes the snarky cunt passive aggressive responses flooding in now. totally not predictable, runts

vein bulging out of Rorke's forehead as he flies into a rage about Taylor Swift

>>214579746
taylor swift is probably one of the 10 most famous and loved people who has ever lived

>>214579746
concession? accepted
you? done

>>214579778
no this is pop rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M69jRU-vEyk

>>214579791
nah

serves them right

>>214579773
>the strokes
their first album was on a major label

>>214579786
grow up mate

>>214579732
orwell wrote about 'prolefeed' in 1984 as banal state-corporate manufactured music to keep the lower classes happy

>>214579711
I was at university in 2014 when 1989 came out and it was everywhere. The soundtrack to my first year. For that reason Taylor Swift has a special place in my heart.

Why is Taylor Swift popular in the first place

>Nigel Farage has said Reform would make ‘serious cuts’ to the UK’s welfare budget

Lol Reform voters getting their bennies taken. Played like a fiddle
YET AGAIN

I immigrated to the UK in 1993. salary dropped by three-quarters. I bought a house, but just couldn't stand the dull atmosphere of life in the UK.

>>214579791
>>214579802
thats you both done then isnt it

>>214579834
her music is catchy, and she writes it herself
she is attractive

>>214579819
Okay but that doesn't really describe her music or career or business model

>>214579783
it's funny how how many 'indie' artists you can look up on wikipedia that have blue highlighted parents

>>214579732
her music isn't bad but it's music for women who've never had anything bad happen to them in her entire life

>>214579807
me on the right

>>214579840
but reform voters want the welfare system scaled back to it's original intent as a safety net

if you wouldn't kill someone for disagreeing with you then you agree with them

desperate to launch a YouTube channel just don’t have an idea fleshed out at all

>>214579840
I'm not on bennies Spaino

>>214579866
It's very very boring
I cannot imagine people sit down and listen to it seriously
Maybe nobody does

>>214579879
sorry but i disagree

>>214579833
gaydar just blew up

>>214579854
it does because she wouldn't be anything if huge megacorps didn't back her

it was real
all of it

>>214579884
GamingBrit88
you wear a hat and play videogames, sometimes you get mad

>>214579866
What's a bad thing that might happen to someone such that they stop listening to Taylor Swift?

>>214579872
Yeah because Reform voters are all working 9-5 jobs

I’m no trader but that looks like a pattern

>>214579915
only people who still wear masks now are trannies it's part of their uniform along with anime t shirts and glittery walking sticks

>>214579843
dont understand why hong kongers came here after 2019
even with the way things are there now id rather live in HK

Rain or shine, you're going down.

>>214579935
your mum's heart beat when I've got her in the sack

>>214579890
a lot of women and girls are very very boring too lad its not rocket science

>>214579907
Her music isn't for lower classes and she fought the labels and won

>>214579711
>literally never once have i heard any woman talk
We know

>>214579935
Good eye. That's "The Leaping Hare" you've identified. It's a signal that indicates an investment is unstable.

indie is very much copying the strokes not actually the strokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeSDJy9hYzE

it's also very distinct from lads with guitars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch6qy0qdifc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7miErQzz4Y8

pussy HAHAHA

yeah but i bet the cronem are wagging their oval batons for katy x

>>214579953
down where

10cm

>>214579931
yes leftypol we know you hate working class brits you don't have to keep reminding us

>>214579960
Whoa...

>>214579973
Well it’s wrong then since this isn’t unstable

Remember this same lad once claiming he has never heard a Kanye West song in his life lmao. Thought these hipster types died out in like 2010 but apparently not.

yeah but i bet premium tier katies are lining up outside the gherkin

its actually brutal how he goes through all the gimmicks one after another and they are all so low returns

>>214579996
>>214579996

AND thin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC8FET-EGVM
soundtrack to rorke's university years. he sobs when he hears it now lmao

all nice and well but the small boat cronem are gettin dem luh waves done (government pays for it LOL)

>>214580021
dont engage with it Canada just report and ignore

I'm going outside now for my mental and physical health

>>214580019
looks like a sci-fi dystopian cover from the early 2000s

>>214579975
indie was around long before the strokes lad

so how is the girlfriend search going Rorke?

>>214579813
need thicc spaniard gf urgently

time to go outside and do my things for the day

anyone else ITT I also reccomend to them that they go outside for like an hour or so, because there is nothing to be gained from the thread right now. report his posts before you go, or, if you stay, report his posts as he posts them
thanks

>>214580044
foul termagant

im so depressed i cant even blink

>>214580011
believe it or not, there are a lot of people who don't listen to the radio or watch tv

>>214580016
He's really got nothing else

>>214580057
nah

>>214579948
It's just new problems replacing old ones.

still taking film recs

>>214580095
imagine being such a dogshit poster that everyone in the thread leaves because of you
anyways cya Canada I love you

>>214579981
Sup crodie. U gud crode?

Last minute goal for Opoku. Can Newport scrape a draw here?

eating a big bowl of mouse poo like coco pops

really poked the wasps nest with the taylor swift posts. bizarre virgin behaviour

knew it was the same lad who used to pretend he'd never heard a Kanye west song lmao

the police have been overwhelmed by the sheer volume of anti genocide protesters

>Wake up early and being out walking and being positive
>Slots casino rings me up and tells me I've won 500 quid in a cash draw

I reckon this is what happens when you have a positive outlook and do good stuff, its like manifestation.

>>214580154
white boomers as usual. god i hate them so much. the worst generation

>>214580028
kill yourself

>>214580114
watching "Glengarry Glen Ross" later

>>214580114
Picnic At Hanging Rock

the katies are being extra snappy on the cronem meat bores. dey keen to extract dat yardie coco milk to mek athlete cronem babies x

>>214580233
trying too hard now

Posting while doing a poo right now. /brit/ is legitimately unusable without flag and word filters.

gf not letting me go to the pub to watch the football because 'i won't be back until the early hours'
oppression at its finest

shitting all my intestines out

about 5 indians on /brit/ at the moment

Why is there less difference between the working class and middle class in the US than in the UK?
JD Vance comes from a working-class background, but he doesn't give off working-class vibes. Whereas someone like Angela Rayner stinks of the working class.
Is American education just better and more egalitarian?

2015 the year woke took over

>>214580119
sup crodie, mi gud, u?

>>214580292
is not bloody fucking true sir

>>214580295
british people aren't aspirational like yanks

>>214580295
americans don't have a class system

big batty m2 out and about
small boat cronem scoped di ting a mile away x

Canada not saying I love you back

>>214580154
Why are they all so old

>>214580322
mi gud as well. see di katies are paradin outside in dey short skirts and likkle tops. dey seekin a king cronem x

>>214580359
Employed Woman loves you mousey!

>>214580295
capitalism destroys the class system and leaves you with the haves and the have nots, US will be at the same point in 10-20 years

>>214580292
i wonder how many midgets are here including me

Hello brothers. How do you do on this splendid morning?

picture this i'm a bag of dicks

>>214580374
mmhmm dem yung kings finna do summat squeakin wit dem luh airmasses dey got on

>>214580383
middle of the night m8

>>214580359
Sorry mate was doing the dishes
I love you too x

>>214580307
insane how much /brit/ culture has declined
this bullshit is all we have left

meeting a porky girl tonight, seems like a proper dirty cunt

>>214580370
zoomers are rorking out
no leftist party is going to survive the 68ers dying off

>>214580421
>seems like a proper dirty cunt

Buy her some good shower gel then

>>214580359
i love you more than any other poster mousey
i’ll take you away from all this and we can live happily ever after

>>214580380
But in the UK, working class people who try to come across as middle class just look like try hards

rorkes dad settling down with pang pang

>>214580339
Then why do American kids keep getting shot in them

>>214580421
seems like a waste of a Saturday night slamming a pork pig

>>214580419
Don't let him get to you
The spamming has been tapering off and there are new posters arriving all the time
Eventually it'll tip back to being a fun place to post but you've gotta stay positive

>>214580383
it's afternoon m8

Was up til 7am wanking. Still in bed right now

>>214580482
you’ve wasted your life here and will die alone

>>214580500
Haha x

>>214580472
needs must

would you smash? be honest

>>214580529
I’m legit built like this as a man

>>214580532
That is a fat man in his mother's brassiere so I'm gonna say "no"

No fun

And

Games
today /Brit/ ..
I`m
Too Sad

about Rate My Takeaway ..

>>214580558
um x

>>214580558
why

>>214580581
oh dear whats happened

Big fan of that 30 average BPM Tuesday

nth for the baddiedem

z

https://youtu.be/dTAAsCNK7RA

we need to return to the innocent days lads

>>214580608
it`s over ..

new professor jiang dropped
https://youtu.be/EgGfQdv_rPc

>>214580600
Hormones are fucked

>>214580581
after the stroke he had last year I'm surprised he's carried on till this point

>[Deleted]
Well I never

>>214580635
suppose theres no shortage of fat blokes who could fill in though is there

>>214580648
his takes on religion are poor

Americans all speak the same way. There is very little variation in how working class and middle-class Americans speak.
In the UK, however, there is a huge difference in the way the upper middle class and lower class speak. Not only in terms of accent but use of grammar, too.

>>214580558
juicy ass mf

Rightful British clay;

Ireland
Brittany
Normandy
Portugal
Denmark
Canada
United States
Argentina
South Africa
Nigeria
Kenya
Ghana
Egypt
Israel
Palestine
India
Pakistan
Sri Lanka
Australia
New Zealand

Cousins from Woodenbong are coming next weekend and can't be fucked with it. Haven't seen them in 3 years.

New postie, a Chinese woman. Nice change from the brown man

fidelio

>>214580742
-sent from the rundown council estate

>>214580743
>Woodenbong

>>214580462
oh my days
all his savings from working on building sites for 40+ years are going to her
nun darren and carly culd do x

>>214580742
Based Nige will take them all back

>>214580760
Most people are usually out when the post arrives

Epstein just the tip of the iceberg, imagine how much deeper it goes and what Kubrick knew (and got killed for)

https://youtu.be/fHRLoVmPeLU

>>214580760
Yellows are as much an enemy of whites as browns

flying into the bum lmao

>>214580742
Russia is technically ours too

>>214580833
Nice
When are you dying for Jewlensky?

>>214580822
no they're bvsed
like in my cartoons

>>214580822
I don't know, I think yellows get a bit of a pass from me due to cute gook cartoons

>>214580811
Who killed Robert Maxwell MI6, mossad or KGB?

>>214580861
>>214580863
pathetic incel timmies

why do the japs drink beer like this id fucking cry if you handed me that

>>214580876
the Jamaicans

I'm due a toenail clipping

>>214580861
>>214580863
you're thinking with your dicks

>>214580908
Oh that reminds me Jamaica is rightful British clay too along with the other Caribbean islands

>>214580859
currently crimea is jewtin clay

my fantasy is drinking 9% beer out of cans with a girl and watching her quickly get drunk

>>214580918
clipped mine earlier awful job that

>>214580947
can't make heads or toes of this one

>>214580718
what because they dont align with your beliefs?

Hey, ooh, is this illegal?
Hey, ooh, it feels illegal

Off the booze atm

>>214580933
When the war is over, Jewlensky or his successor will flood Ukraine with brown immigrants, saying they're needed to help rebuild Ukraine. How do you feel about that?

>>214580635
his slag of a wife has convinced him to walk away and start up an independent channel where he has full control so she can be star of the show and get the celebrity life she's desperate for

horrid woman

>>214581006
sad little life

I have photographic proof of Peter Thiel on the Epstein island naked
my life is in danger

>>214580462
mmhmm he was her best client at dat luh dodgy massage shop xx

my fantasy is being a normal functioning human and going back to relive my childhood starting again

>>214580905
kampai!

>>214581034
shieeeet

>>214581023
same

>>214581048
kahteeming hard at this

>>214581048
mad how this is literally what michael jackson did except he was considered a nonce

VGHHHHHHH

had a quick look at indian porn pics, really disgusting and nauseating how Indian pussies look. The vagina lips are really dark brown and disgusting looking.

>>214580905
Big heads on beer are based
Sick of the shite you get served in this country

QUIET... an incel is speaking

VGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>214581048
this is an unoriginal fantasy
I think everyone has at some point dreamed of that

>Americans call salt kosher salt
It's that bad huh?

>>214580861
>>214580863


>>214580990
he's a reacher, for eg.he'll pluck a bit from calvinism that fits whatever narrative he wants to push and attribute it to the whole of christianity

got posessed just now and started uncontrollably shouting celtic chants

https://x.com/2stoned2gohome/status/1964011348104200609?s=46

THE CEO OF EVERYTHING
STAYWOKE

>>214581134
likely some historical reason behind it, like yids were involved in that trade and the name stuck

>>214581135
no he doesn't

>>214581133
nigger

>>214581134
It's a specific kind of salt that's made kosher so you can be sure it has no additives like iodide or starch
Also usually has a consistent grain size

Pooing out my insides they've turned to mush

>>214580318
used to smuggle these from the living room to my room early on in my wanking career, pre-internet in my household

>>214580791
mmhmm no rs6 for lil darren LOL
pangpang be buying up thai real estate x

>>214581208
ookay! ookay!

all i wanna do is
*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
and rape your mummy

Anglos are the baddies who want a one world government and hate humanity

>>214581250
horrid little brown woman

you reckon mark zuckerberg has ever had a monster energy?

>>214581275
jews too but yeah

>>214581295
yes. why wouldn't he?

Sir Keir Starmer is here

>>214581316
i dont know....

sir fear farmer

cronem muffins on the way to gherky x

>>214581322
BOOOOOO

google dot cum "how to increase agency 2025 tips and tricks"
>>214581295
Hell no, he knows something we don't

Sir Heathermong

>>214581348
twitchy yute finna get lairy

Just applied to the janitorial role at the all girls disabled school

Does brit prefer glazed or unglazed ceramics

>>214581348
read some books, watch some movies, go outside and walk around and look at people. read some random wikipedia articles. just let the world around you and all of the stories and inspirations wash over you, all of the things there are to do in this world, all the things that have been done, all the things there are to do, all the possibilities. think about the time that passes every day and the irreversible time lost. think what you are doing mate.

>>214581406
Unglazed without a doubt. It looks more natural and has a cozy vibe

what's having a job like
it's it like in the movies

So I've just shat my pants

>>214581187
he does I've a few hours of his content

Mumsworth made French toast for breakfast. My favorite!

>>214581499
toby!

>>214581484
depends completely on the job doesn't it

>>>/bant/23254200
>>>/bant/23254200
>>>/bant/23254200

>>214581500
watched*

type of pang pang who takes all of timmy's life savings

>>214581510
unsettling post not sure why

Any of you lot going to Tommy robensteins march in London?

>>214581519
like a job where you sit at a computer except you aren't using 4chan or watching porn

>>214581382
>>214581435
>>214581468
>county-linez
>ringleada
>winstrol-winston

>>214581544
haha silly timmy

Mad how I could do with a nostril hair trimmer now

lads
LADS

heathermong, can you explain?

>>214581601
erm take a plane?

let's have a look at what this idiot did in America

>>214581566
not me but I'm in suffolk at the moment and last night while I was waiting in the chippy some big rather budly I might say lads came in presumably from the pub chatting rather brazenly, and they mentioned the march. before they could go on and make clear their opinion on it, they were interrupted by their meal being handed over

>>214581544
LOL

>>214581601
could do this in 13 hours me

yeah but i bet the batons are twitching to snap open some -2’s

rorke finding himself at the centre of a humorous scenario

>>214581696
haha typical rorke x

So you know when all the immigrants are gone, is rorke going to just continue to let the capitalists make him poorer and say nothing about it?

>>214581732
the capitalists will be next

heh heh alri lads

what whiteboys mean when they say they like foreign food

ngl my arse looks fat in these tight boxers

reckon it's a large pizza kind of day you know x

timmy's crush
(I am timmy)

Looks like she put her face on with homer's makeup shotgun

>>214581795
seriously dogshit spaki zinger this one

>>214581804
would give her all of my life savings (£50)

Grey outside... finally some weather that matches my #vibe #mood #nukeisrael

>>214581837
real nigga

I don't like in Resident Evil 4 when you go to the island

>>214581601
truroians might as well be speaking french

rorke getting put in the ethnicity flat at uni

>>214581804
beautiful
she proves boobs > bums and cute > sexy

>>214581839
Honestly quite incredible

just spoke to the grandparents on the phone there. they're doing good x

>>214581860
the situation broadens his worldview and makes him a better person

rorke and leftypol cuddling up on the sofa with a wallace and gromit mug watching married at first sight australia

Gym soon, bench day

>>214581902
Awww

>>214581919
Activeeee

>>214581881
Good man, love your grandparents while they're still around

>>214581778
filthy archosaur

>>214581881
do you reckon they had a sex afterwards?

>>214581951
no

>>214581881
just been for fish and chips with mine
grandad's gifted me his chinese huawai tablet because he was hopeless with it bless him x

>>214581919
should probably start lifting but don't wanna end up a gymcel

>>214581947
the photograph hollywood dont want you to see

>Australian Open final
Sinner vs Zverev (Djok beat Alcaraz in the QF)
>French Open final
Sinner vs Alcaraz
>Wimbledon final
Sinner vs Alcaraz
>US Open final
Sinner vs Alcaraz

that's mental
those two bhenchods basically own the sport now

Pumpkin spice
Bulk season
Sweater birds
Artsy birds
Coffee shops
Dark denim
Leather boots
A good #book
Halloween
Activeee

>>214581982
>those hairy forearms
gross

interesting how many posts got deleted
heathermong is such a freak

despise bradley walsh

this thread has been dragging for ages

Make it rain godberg.... yes....wash all the scum off our streets....

how come the sopranos characters don’t seem that rich? aside from tony and johnny sacks they have very ordinary houses. i’m sure they have shitloads of cash around but what’s the point if they can’t spend it

any takers

I'm disgusted to announce I've just eaten an entire 10-cake pack of jaffa cakes

>>214582127
>>214582153
good morning terrone

>>214582160
only if she does anal

>>214582160
would need to see a pic

>>214581873
Coolberg

>>214582160
>LGBT

so its a trannard

>>214580154
The eternal boomer

>>214582182
what do you do for fun when you're not da jooz posting?

>>214582213
*sheds a tear*
i will never have this

hi

>>214582160
>A subreddit for Charlotte, North Carolina

>>214582242
what do you do for fun when you’re not arguing with personalities on /brit/. can’t imagine you have time for much

>>214582279
did that question strike a nerve?

>>214582160
>pro-choice
dropped

>>214582246
um....hi x

>>214582288
the hypocrisy of it sure

>>214582306
UM x

>>214582246
you alright puppy

>>214582182
find the book 'judaisms strange gods' hard to find but a good read

>>214582309
okay

Hope nobody notices my substantial black member

>>214582213
animal frens!

>>214582318
UM x

really want to kiss umposter

Chris Brown is an alpha male. He beats up women and they forgive him and he’s probably fucked over 9000 of them

>>214582356
UMMY x

I eated cement

>>214582383
>>214582383
>>214582383

>>214581607
I gather the gentleman on the right is meant to be the Reddit alien.

>>214581919
So is the joke here that he's ugly and retarded?

>>214581607
Heathermong's mind works in very mysterious ways