Thread 214582383

holodem edish

Hi, how are ya?
*squeak*
Yeah.

nth for the gyaldem

Weeb freaks have every other thread on 4chan but it's not enough

He died shortly after he said this.

>>214582421
thanks for the wank content, mate x

>>214582433
got any plans this weekend

>>214582423
anime website inni

only animes i liked
>beserk
>demon slayer
>one punch man

>>214582465
vtubers arent anime

what a dogshit awful thread, yellow-fevered incels really need to be rounded up

cat just walked past my window

Sneakily snapped a photo of the actual missus (not yet blacked unfortunately)

>>214582438
wholesome coomer

>>214582506
nu-uh

According to the folklore of Indonesia, the shark and the crocodile were locked in battle until finally they reached an agreement that the shark would take the ocean and the crocodile would take the land including the river after the crocodile defeated him in a battle over the river.

Do you tip the takeaway driver?

>>214582496
What about Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood?

>>214582583
No but the missus kissed the tip of his BBC

>>214582583
not telling

>>214582602
not tried it

bf is getting a chippy in
get in

>>214582383 (OP)
homodem

Something about attractive women filming themselves half assedly dancing about in skimpy clothes, staring at their own image creaming at the thought of the validation they are about to be given fills me with visceral horror. The myth of Narcissus comes to mind. Don't mind a woman that takes selfies in mirrors, fitchecks and whatnot, but this self aggrandising strip club of one behaviour is mortifying.

>>214582644
UM x

>>214582583
yeah but i lower it to a few bucks after hes delivered the food

>>214582620
Give it a go, beautiful story - fun world.
>>214582583
No because I dont order takeaway, as Im not a pakiloving cunt like you

>>214582703
Would trust an Indian or a Pakistani over a White British man any day of the week

>>214582722
cor what a woman

I'm at the gate let me in

>Scott Mills
>Rylan Clark
>Nick Grimshaw
radio 1 loves the gays, aye?

>>214582496
your jujutsu kaisen?

>>214582583
nah

If you choose to accept Digital ID, it will be the last choice you ever make.

>>214582744
what if the white man was a convicted conman rapist and the Indian was a well respected cardiologist?

>>214582744
Trust him with what? I'm talking about not supporting an informal industry that enables tens of thousands of foreign dogs to survive here

>>214582775
straight men listen to radio 4

>>214582798
Anything. Native British people are snakes

>>214582786
think you should read his post again

>kosher salt
>mfw Americans need a rabbi's blessing to season their food

>>214582815
this nigga listens to the archers
:skullface:

>>214582722
Fat bloke

can we say a prayer

>>214582827
i just explained to you why we have and use kosher salt

>>214582848
I hate archers, the archers and jeffrey archer
you're all a bunch of deceitful bastards, except for the archers, who to be fair are a mixed bunch

>>214582827
Stop your antisemitism

>>214582848
quite liked their cover of northwest passage
whoopsie that was unleash the archers

>>214582662
evidently not

Comfy little stroll with the senpai xx

a CATHOLIC funeral?
at WESMINSTER abbey?

country's finished. FINISHED.
may as well get the imams in next

dear heavenly father please watch over the souls in this thread and lead them to where they need to be and give them strength and peace of mind amen

it ain’t a science bro

>>214582952
britain will be majority catholic by 2050

>6 wogs in the England team
>Rashford
Yeah I'm out

heathermong might be the mentally healthiest poster here. or indeed, in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKOB-vT45HM

off to bed

"welsh" in welsh is "cum rag"
oh my days

Eurosiberia

I'm completely heterosexual but I often think about that video of the Indian fella wildly bumming the old bloke and giggle to myself

>>214583018
>no Tarim Basin
Casual

buying an abandoned house for 15k
splitting it up into 5 bedrooms
running a hmo out of it for 3k/mo

Now begins the great and final revolution. As soon as the Jew is in possession of political power he drops the last few veils which have hitherto helped to conceal his features. Out of the democratic Jew, the Jew of the People, arises the 'Jew of the Blood', the tyrant of the peoples. In the course of a few years he endeavours to exterminate all those who represent the national intelligence. And by thus depriving the peoples of their natural intellectual leaders he fits them for their fate as slaves under a lasting despotism.

Russia furnishes the most terrible example of such a slavery. In that country the Jew killed or starved thirty millions of the people, in a bout of savage fanaticism and partly by the employment of inhuman torture. And he did this so that a gang of Jewish literati and financial bandits should dominate over a great people.

>>214583022
you’re fucked in the head of you regularly think about gay rape mate

>>214583064
True, true. The land of the Tocharians must be retaken.

>>214583022
he was pakistani

>>214583128
saaaaaar

>>214582952
'kin state

>>214583018
From Lisbon to vladivostok!

>>214583128
redeem it

>>214583109
Its just so fucking funny mate please dont judge me haha
>>214583128
Thanks for letting me know - updated my loci to "Paki grandad rape"

>>214583128
a sub-category of indian

>>214583097
Alexander Solzhenitsyn talked about this (and the hack fraud globalist Jordan Peterson refuses to acknowledge it)!

watching a knight's tale

>>214583128
alri kyle smith from microsoft

I'm pooping.

It was all real, all of it.

what will we tell our children

corr what a shit team full of mediocre players!

they don't understand me

quite nice wearing a shirt

>>214583305
behave or the poo man will get you

>>214583309
>no wharton
>rashford

omds

>>214583323
what kind

>>214582952
Westminster Cathedral =/= Westminster Abbey

starmer and his paramilitary cowering in fear at the peaceloving middle classes

There’s an unusually large swell of goths in Liverpool city centre this afternoon.

Mad how I had an truly amazing post to make that was gonna get me loads of yous but the last thread was 280 replies and I wasn't wasting it there, and now I've forgotten what it was. fml

*enters /brit/*

GET

BOOSTED

NOW

>>214583258
any good?

>>214583353
the kind in matalan

filling up a turkey baster with a pozzload and injecting it in my neghole

>>214583399
yeah it's a classic of the genre

>>214583377
bring me the horizon was meeting fans at cavern club

>>214583309
>one englishman in the lineup
fucking grim

>>214583258
kino

>>214583430
love this x

>>214583453
Kane and Pickford are both English ennit?
or do you not count the goalie haha, don't really know football x

feeling a bit under the weather

>>214583485
kane is irish

DVLA are taking forever to issue my new licence. Very annoying.

utterly wasted my shit life now i'm a warped little gimp

tonight I will support the lil paki fella on an ebike economy, oh it pidsa time

>>214583512
licence to make boring britposts? turns out you don't need one

might join the mafia

Might dabble in necromancy

>>214583537
*explodes*

>>214583539
did the mafia have much presence in canada outside montreal?

the scottish climate lends itself to being an evil miserable loner runt bastard. windswept rainy little peninsula at the arse end of europe filled with celtic retards now living in some deracinated AI Starmerite dystopia. Vile.

what happened with the ofcom fining the chins is thsat still a thing are they going to block it or what fucking hell how pathetic

>>214583485
kane is irish I thought pickford was as well but maybe not so only him and burn are english

think you lot lie about the things you're considering doing

Might start a steampunk society

considering a wank and a poo

Must be quite mental being from New York and seeing your city in a million different films

You go to the cinema and the hulk is fucking chokeslamming some guy through a building thats right next to where you get the bus

umm your paternal grandparents are irish so youre irish?

>>214583377
alri roman soldier in 400

Might start screaming

>>214583576
people with one irish grandparent that have been born and raised in england are english
90% you can’t even tell unless it’s a heavily irish name like o’shaughnessy or something

>>214583619
hello cute umposter

7 hours into silksong, this game really isn't that hard and I'm not that much of a gamer. Not sure what everyone on /v/ is complaining about. Most bosses ive beaten on the first try.

!

the umchickens xx

When is Tomothy Robinson doing his march thing

alri lads i'm english

>>214583615
this would have done numbers if said in a scottish accent on twitter in 2017

>>214583665
The million mong march

Might finally play bioshock for more than an hour on my 40th attempt

cabs are here

had my tea and had my gu
sipping a fizzy orange and mango

>>214583684
scream

>>214583661
the umchickens are having an afternoon nap in their little coop ^ ~ ^

>>214583665
13th

>>214583661
get them stuffed

>>214583684
Can't imagine anyone's IQ being higher than 100 there

>>214583689
play the superior bioshock 3 why not

>>214583665
Dommy Wobinson you mean? it's next week, he predicts half a million but will realistically draw 10k or something

>>214583699
UM x

>>214583689
kektim

>>214583621
not roman

>>214583665
13th september

>>214583615
a lot of films supposed to be in new york are made in la (there are parts of la that look like new york)

>>214583734
some of them are shot in glasgow!

>>214583689
Boring game

>>214583665
>Tomothy Robinson
We call him Talmud Rubenstein these days

going to a pro palestine protest in VRChat

>>214583749
no they aren't
be quiet

>>214583689
it's alright but it runs like absolute shite on steam, just my experience. gameplay-wise it's usually quite repetitive and boring but has its moments

Mental how MGSV ran on PS3
Truly the most BALLIN console of all time

>>214583770
um

didn't tommy robinson flee the country not long ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lMmq93E1yTk
dum horses cant do it because she hasnt taught him yet...

>>214583760
corrr

Ok I will fly it !!

>>214583760
cor and I mean COR

thats what you look like

who ums the ummers

GAY BASTARD SLEPT WITH 99 MEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D16iaWEy0JE

>caring about national sovereignty is associated with low intelligence and thuggery

mental how much of an obvious psyop this is

>>214583789
GTAV was a piss2/360 game...

my tik tok feed is so grim
it's 90% politics slop and i don't care about any of it

nat socs are the cunts that would get it (the holocaust)

Sir David Lammy, Deputy Prime Minister.

>>214583801
brought to you by gingerpedo productions

>>214583842
This reminds me of that asexual japanese man that tried sex but in the end decided he didnt like it so he offered his genital to people that wanted to eat it.

>>214583760
As a virgin unemployed NEET wastrel this is my ideal gf and once I become CEO of Nintendo I will marry her

>>214583885
better than a woman and [whatever the fuck party against buying houses is] and buying houses

>>214583857
the only national sovereignty tommy "mossad" robinson cares about is israels

I'LL be watching, will YOU?

wow lads earth used to have a ring system

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_Earth

rorke dusting off his old wool turtleneck... now he can really start dressin

>>214583881
mine is all dancing slags

your algorithm gives you what retains you and what you interact with

>>214583920
That's different
Farage is a scumbag too

Just had a word with my local Rabbi and he said no salt for me tonight. Fuming.

>>214583928
Read articles before spamming them

>>214583885
Married to a jew

>>214583926
would love to see them all chopped into bits
burnam gets a pass for being scouse

>>214583950
feels bad cody

>>214583944
>the banker from london is a scumbag
Shocker

you're telling me a rabbit made this salt?

>>214583956
i did read it you stupid spastic mong

been more than a decade since i last touched a pig and i miss it greatly
perhaps i'll visit some sort of hog sanctuary

Driver outside honking their horn like "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

having salt for palestine

>>214584015
can hear some girl outside screaming GET OFF ME HEEEEELP
it's saturday afternoon love turn it down

Really low energy day on /brit/ ngl

>>214584048
proper incel comment this

is this real? who voted for this?
our ruling party (Modi's) has 0 muslims as the member of the parliament

exercising every day now
dip bars pull up bard adjustable dumbells and a fold away bench lads its all you need
doing like 12x3 dips now, still fat tho hahah x

>>214584058
it's a warm and sunny Saturday so all the shaggers are out doing you-know-what

>>214584015
Sunday drivers isn't it?

i want to get drunk but i'm really really really tired

>>214584058
sorry mate, i've been out today so couldn't keep it ticking over. bet the trannies, nonces and mongs have have been running riot

>>214584092
>>214584112
Didn't ask

>>214584084
no it's not real
hope this helps

>>214584089
12x3 chips into dips more like

>>214584112
Yes, we have mate. We absolutely have.

think ill put on a tarkovsky

Just realised I don't like mental health communities anymore
Everyone in them just bitches and complains

>>214583967
Scousers aren't human

>>214584134
that's comforting
I thought

>>214584126
Yeah? Well you got told anyway.

>>214584160
even you?

might reenergize my chakras

>>214584173
your problem is that you're racist
which objectively makes you worse and more evil than those of us who aren't

>>214584174
Don't think I did

imagine if this was your job lmao

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757172885756954.mp4

what does that mean

>>214584200
>you're racist
so what if I am?
I am also islamophobe if that helps

>>214584271
>so what if I am?
see: the post you replied to

Best American city: Detroit
Best American landcapes: Grand Canyon, Redwood Forest, Alaska

>>214584259
why are leftoids applauding the police?
did he do a homophobia or summat

Sir Clue Gainer

>>214584290
you've posted this in the wrong thread x

>>214584297
they're applauding those resisting and shouting shame on you to the plod

>>214584270

what did she mean by this
do you like this

dadberg is retirement age and i regularly see tiktok on his screen

if i move to china can i still post on /brit/

actually I didnt mean would you like this
YJK with that horse

>>214584355
no

>>214584355
you can't even post a google review

>>214584377
oh well

In this global golgotha the only religion is the worship of mammon...

>>214584355
yea but only nice things about china

>>214584270
>>214584331
>>214584347
>>214584363

you get your head chopped off just for wanking in asia

Memories are not stored in your brain like a hard drive. Memories are stored in the noetic realm and your brain is like a radio receiver that picks up the transmission.

>>214584393
well what?

thinking about my mate Crazy Paul
on time he couldn't decide if he wanted coffee or a tea so he made a cup of tea and then put coffee granules in it

YJK YJK>>214584412
>>214584412
this speech bubble is from a comic where its coming from your prime minister

>>214584347
asking for it

something ultimately hilarious about cat's feet

Sir Anus Raper
Sir Kid Bummer
Sir Poo Muncher
Sir Brown Licker
Sir Egg and Cress
Sir Teeth Cleaner
Sir Head Hairer
Sir Ring Kisser
Sir Knob Gnosher
Sir Girl Scarer
Sir Shirt Wearer
Sir Toenail Clipper
Sir Yank Killer
Sir Fag Smoker
Sir Vape Puller
Sir Fish Eater
Sir Pussy Wanker

>>214584426
oh well i don’t care that much

Might not move to China. I'm racist, you see

>>214584441
no, it's from Crossed and coming from someone with a horsecock

i am not remotely french, never read/watched/etc any french stuff growing up and only went france for a day when i was little but when i think about the country i feel a strong sense of nostalgia and familiarity, the feeling of warmth and 'home' that i only feel faintly here in britain
might be having a schizo moment but i have felt this way since i was a child

need to do the washing up at some point
it never ends

>>214584437
what a bloody madman

>>214584437
Tried this
It-s shit

SEEEEEEEEX

>>214584479
most brits are francophiles
famously so

The Netherlands is continental England.

>>214584518
mogs england by miles though

going to make a burger x

>>214584518
it's much cleaner and the people are much healthier

what could have been...

>>214584548
and the women are taller than English men

>>214584479
>only went france for a day when i was little
that counts
you're one of us now

>>214584481
igi

In fifth grade I learned that Britain is an island. I suppose I had never really thought about it before.

do they even have a football pitch in andorra its all mountains not enough flat bits you see

>>214584540
hope you choke on it and die

is it self-hating southern poof hour?

>>214584518
Most timid freaks on the planet though, you could take on 100 danes with one norfern lad

>>214584584
not planning to lad but let's see how things go

>>214584504
it is not a sense of love in the way a -phile would feel but immense nostalgia and familiarity
>>214584572
my brother

>>214584563
*a little squeaky "cor" is heard, as if from a very tiny human*

>>214584355
>>214584377
>>214584390
you can use a proxy you mongs
i know plenty of youtubers who live in china

I feel like watching YouTube is the same as watching porn. Instead of doing the things I want to do, I'm just watching someone else do it. I want to go camping, oh, I'll watch someone else do it. I want to go travelling... I'll watch someone else do it. I want to fuck that attractive woman, oh someone else is fucking her. I need to be more proactive. I need to STOP watching YouTube!

>>214584554
Shouldn't all of England, France and Spain be highlighted since they were originally inhabited by Celtic tribes?

eating Haribo 'Giant Strawbs', as part of a change of pace

>>214584618
didn't ask

>>214584606
utter bollocks. Dutch are much more direct and usually more extroverted than brit betas

>>214584606
lol at this lads reading comprehension he just looks at the shapes and approximately fills in the semantic gulf in his mind

>>214584618
They're state sponsored and heavily supervised by their government handler.

>>214584635
rorke cowering

>>214584635
what causes the self loathing?

>>214584635
>Starving 'za

>>214584554
There was also Galatia in northern Turkey and Gilan in Iran

The Dutch invented the hardcore techno subgenre known as gabber. It is largely associated with the Dutch city of Rotterdam.

>>214584658
wrong they just make sure not to shit talk china and they're ok

>semantic gulf
speccy virgin hours is it?

>>214584657
Howling and screaming and dribbling and waving my arms like a spastic at this

jefrey the cat is from china and his human posts on 4chan

>>214584690
No. I know. You don't.

>>214584596
where are the self hating southern poofs in question?

>>214584598
this lil nigga got a head like one of those old footies left out in the rain and all the leather and stitching has com eoff

>>214584696
god why are middle class people such utter freaks

>>214584712
yeah?

new
>>214584740
>>214584740
>>214584740

>>214584696
is this even in ireland

Keep seeing people type math instead of Maths. Humanity is finished

What's your go-to pizza topping lads? wanna branch out from pepperoni

>>214584712
lol you’re clueless and brainwashed

>>214584754
shrooms

>>214584754
ham and pineapple and I don't care about the normie meme of seething about it

>>214584635
is this incitement?

>>214584754
pineapple and pepperoni