Thread 214584740

do you like matcha? edish

>>214584754
ham

>>214584740 (OP)
gay

>>214584740 (OP)
my body unironically looks like this

wankraping myself

We might have some pathetic freakazoids in this country but I reckon the wannebe edy Irish nationalists who grovel at the feet of the browns are worse than anything we produce

>>214584752
wuite big

>>214584742
>>214584764
Not seeing any evidence to prove me wrong, just a lot of cope.

>>214584754
for me? tomatoes mozzarella and basil

I liked the matcha sweets I've had, but real, traditional matcha just tastes like grass.
All green teas have a grassy flavour but matcha is a bit grassier somehow

>>214584754
partial to ham and pineapple or ham and mushroom me

>>214584802
SEXO

>>214584780
hope she sees this, lil simp

>>214584798
you are one of those pathetic freakazoids

>>214584780
cor this tranny is still fit with her big milkies

>>214584780
mole on breast could be skin cancer, wouldn't shag lest it spreads to my own fair dermis

>>214584792
wanna fuck my sister and let me watch?

The victorian era houses are collapsing we have to demolish them NOW! We have to build grey lego blocks in their stead NOW! NOW!

Really wish I didn't have autism
All the other lads in school had mastered wit and socialising and I was just a mumbling freak. Missed out on a lot of good banter and camaraderie through school and uni. Only getting the hang of it now

just fell asleep. last thing I remember was some lad droning on about matcha or something

>>214584845
cancer is not contagious

>>214584806
burden of proof lies on you. you’ll probably post some propaganda from a CIA website like radio free asia now

>>214584870
dog shit tattoos

>>214584870
>tattoos
ruined

>>214584877
Not really. You're the one telling me I'm wrong so it's up to you to prove it.

You feel excellent after having a shave. Go on, stop being a bum, have a shave!

>>214584870
tummy

cronem got dey waves done

sick of the anti intellectualism that streaks across the underbelly of /brit/ like a vile skidmark
pack it in, yeah?

>>214584916
I dont own a mirror
I could need to shave, could not

>>214584916
>being a bum
FOY

>>214584913
you made the claim initially so prove it

im quite scared of travelling to mainland europe because the people are more sophisticated and better and look down on brits

>>214584916
not falling for it, shavestein

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_large_aircraft

big planes. hustlers must read

>>214584916
never

>>214584945
Don't need to. It's widely accepted.

>>214584916
I'll be getting my head shaved on the 8th because of dead ancestors
yearly honouring ancestors ceremony

ordered pizza, going shop for cans, how are you today?

I don't understand money. We don't really need it

>>214584989
Prove you're Montenegrin

>>214584974
no it isn’t

mad how women have boobers and that. what do men have?

>>214584948
if you're tall and blonde and handsome people just think you're from whatevert that country is and start talking to you in thier langauge

This talk of Chinese people made me remember a Chinktuber I watched who had to leave YouTube and the Internet as a whole because she got visited by authorities.
She had massive fake bolt on boobies but her tech videos were pretty fun:
https://youtu.be/WtVN9HHwTVk?feature=shared

>>214584957
you convinced me to click this but it's mobile version you prick
never clicking anything ever again

https://www.reddit.com/user/KeithBryant2002

When you get a glimpse of an actual schizo the stuff autists here spam really seems mundane.

>>214585009
willies

>>214585002
Again you're making claims without providing any proof. Just take the L mate.

>>214585000
Don't feel like it.

>>214585009
poo

spent the day with gfberg in Bath

50 quid on the 'dorra at 50/1

>>214585020
just get rid of the m with your big lightup gaming keyboard then you hysterical virgin

leftypol's nan being arrested

>>214585035
i think you’re confused that’s what you’re doing mate

>>214585064
mong

>>214584909
dog shit tattoos

Spent a day with bfberg at Bath

During the 2019 protests in Hong Kong, the only path to success was peaceful protest and engagement with the Guangdong government, seeking to gain its support.
because for historical reasons, the Guangdong government is the only province that can disobey Beijing's orders. Furthermore, the Guangdong Provincial Party Committee is the biggest driving force behind the pro-democracy camp.
But the 2019 protests were clearly just civilians, without anyone even remotely politically savvy. Therefore, they failed. Naiveté and arrogance are the reasons for Hong Kong's failure.

Getting growing Getting growing Getting growing

>>214585026
Can't see anything without submitting my ID

>>214585058
hope you kept it topped up with hot water

im too old for a gf now (31) i'll leave that to the yu

Dtfic

>>214585086
I accept your concession.

spent the day with gfberg in Shower

>>214584956
dog shit tattoos

leftypol and his husband making night scran together
rorke seething

>>214585013
im short and light gingery brown

>>214584957
>The only completed An-225 was destroyed in the Battle of Antonov Airport in 2022 during the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
tragic

>>214585087
we'll see who's the mong when i've got 2500 quid!
cha ching!

>>214585099
Might get hong kong style sweet and sour chicken tonight in your honour

>>214585147
Someone forgot to put rorkes mum in that list

>>214584957
The White man is a God of engineering

>>214585137
>>214585143
dog shit tattoos

>>214585143
use another flag

>>214585131
there wasn’t one mate. can you read?

>>214585099
>Furthermore, the Guangdong Provincial Party Committee is the biggest driving force behind the pro-democracy camp
Why is this

>>214585179
she is less attractive because shes brown

>>214585190
Why

>>214585147
>m
vermin

patriots are in control

>>214585203
u
.;,m',.,.

>>214585213
I agree a 100% sir

um

>>214585214
cultural appropriation

>>214585147
reckon I'm the biggest set machine

>>214585147
thats sick

“Gotta go fast” Sanic

Why do I get scared that I'll become schizophrenic one day

>>214585249
no problem with french engaging in rorke leftypol shenanigans youre close enough to us
now if it were an indian...

>>214585137
this is the fittest one of the lot by far

>>214585229
sometimes i like to post in bed or while i wipe my arse and theres NOTHING you can do about it 8)

got a powercut this morning and the router's been fucking about all bloody day
can't even connect to my home server without getting kicked off every 5 minutes
this never used to happen until brownoids started invading the village

Mayor of Derby, UK Ajit Atwal

>>214584862
Was just saying this at the evil bugman convention

>>214585235
doubt it mate. they're shaping up to be one of the worst teams in the nfl this year

>>214585296
my flag is not your costume

>>214585295
you likely spend hours a day on a community with absolute lunatics

>>214585147
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_machines
i didnt know the french were into building ships liek that, I kind of liek them now

Think that most of you are lying about how bad your lives are and how autistic you are.

my housemate uses so much toilet paper I think he's eating it I will no longer be letting him use mine

>>214585321
wow zogbot ajeet fatwa #4000
still a goyim

>>214585353
sorry you're not allowed to talk about having sex here the virgins get upset so instead we make up some drivel about sitting in our childhood bedrooms or something

Thubkint about not corecting my spelling mistakes enynore

>>214585353
I’m a big loser fr

>>214585321
even we aren't that bad

>>214585329
idgaf im buying a beret and baguette and walking around paris speaking butchered french just to spite you

Well, that's the night sorted

Ancient people knew all the individual scientific facts that are relevant to a steam engine, but putting all that knowledge together to build a steam engine required a mode of thinking that only really became prevalent after the Rennaisance, in what the anthropologist and historian Jean Gebser called the perspectival mode of awareness.

>>214585213
>>214585179
she is less attractive because the tanlines show she isn't really brown

>>214585374
>my housemate uses so much toilet paper I think he's eating it
Mad how everyone's dad says this

>>214585392
Youtusrs are probably going ti think youre some sorty of tourust atraction and take pictures with you

>>214585392
you can't YOU CAN'T

I'm a Gaelic supremacist.

>>214585235
>>214585327
sick of being a boston sports fan. we can never have good things

>>214585179
mental how fit they are

>>214585353
I think this is projection

timmy's crush

>>214585392
dont forget the string of onions and the bicycle and the stripy shirt

I regret every webm and .gif I've ever opened on /gif/
captcha: N0GDD

a toast, to /brit/

>>214585475
she is fit thoughever

>>214585409
I don't understand your post son are you saying i'm everyone's dad?

Need a headless horsewoman gf

>>214585475
I'd shag her

NO BORDERS
YES LOVE

horse gf (im the horse)

>>214585442
im ready
what are YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.

peter thiel is after me

finna bust rn on god

>>214585475
can't blame him

Won a clue today

got into reading a few years ago because I couldn't play games for more than 15 minutes anymore on my computer due to develping crippling RSI
also quite nice to browse books in waterstones and eye up the sexy women whilst I pretend to read the blurb of some random book about whales or haunted houses

>>214585401
ジ・スクランデミック

flavoured toenail polish

>>214585565
i like the one about the pirate on the boat

>>214585518
drinking to another frenchified brit

>>214585566
ッ

craving porn and chinese food

He did 20 years in the can and not a peep

Any of you ever boxed? I'd to spar with you. /brit/ sparing day

mad how starmer is such a failure despite being trained by the best

>>214585565
its nice getting back into it isnt it not much of a bookshop man me more sort by cheapest pre owned on ebay
on the table in front of me I have mishima's 'spring snow', the last days of socrates, consider phlebas and the painted bird chronicles

who’s an unloveable little faggot? yes you are!! who’s an unloveable little faggot? YOU! aww yes YOU!! good boy!!

jerked off on a radiator

>looking up this bloody cruise ship
>it has an auditorium, a water park, a cinema, a park, and more

absurd. ABSURD.
would probably be fun if it;s 90%+ white people though

Homer of a lonely bart
Apu of a lonely mart

>>214585653
radiator? I hardly know er!

>>214585619
he compromised

Some teens kicked in my door last night as a “prank”

>>214585638
fuck off yank

>>214585688
'teens'?

>>214585638
:3c yayyy

>>214585674
imagine having a wank on the stage there with the auditorium full of people and giving rapturous applause

now imagine having a wank in one of those slides in the tubes where is dark and you're hurtling through time and space

anyone got that webm of all those black people on the cruise ship
some of them have lifejackets in the pool

>>214585674
Reckon you'd experience this

>>214585628
>yeah so basically do whatever the yanks tell us. that'll be 2 million quid

>>214585735
hmm, yes
you'll be one of the whites I wouldn't welcome on the ship

>>214585735
imagine having a wank in the casino and having people place bets on when you'll finish

>>214585758
cheers

>>214585475
oh my days LOL

um leftypol?

Ships are for warfare and exploration only.

might get rip-roaringly drunk and unleash torrents of terrible posts upon /brit/ whilst cackling like a madman

Saturday snackage x

Bosh x

>>214585588
for me it's the one about that fella and the windmills
>>214585635
not read consider phlebas but I've read other books by iain banks they were weird but nice

>>214585758
so now they like ships

>>214585758
wait, I though n-words didn't board boats in case they were shipped elsewhere for slavery

>>214585758
my brother laughs at blacks for being really into dancing i kind of get it

>>214585784
what about transportation

>>214585779
It's called character and integrity.

>£1
>fine eating
>finest quality

>>214585793
absolutely grim beyond belief

nearly time to get grilling x

>>214585758
Looks like a jolly time lads

>>214585828
just had a pound of food for lunch but it sure wasn't fine dining haha x

>>214585793
>swedish style
>germany

Might play Coldplay - Clocks and sit on the couch in my undies

>>214585828
£1
pack of food

>>214585845
That was 6 minutes into the cruise.

Will you take the green herb?

>>214585793
those meatballs are peng but they are defo fucking pig bollocks or some shite

>>214585764
you're the one imagining it pal!
>>214585765
woul dbe too easy to rig if you were an experienced strokesman

Last night I watched a very strange horror film called Children of the Pines (2024).
It was quite odd and unusual. One scene had very creepy visuals.
The ending didn't make sense though. I don't get it.

that's cushelle quilted tubeless on the shitlist (no pun intended). like rubbing my arse with steel wool

>>214585845
the ends got tension

got the mallard on (the american band featuring ex-members of captain beefhearts magic band, not the duck)

why am I unlovable

>>214585894
This is how I used to write in my summer holidays journal when I was 12

diego has finally given up this shithole and become a good christian

>>214585918
you need to learn to love yourself

the pizza is late

>>214585948
bet you don't even get it free

>>214585948
ok

>>214585929
turned his portfolio of rental properties over to the church I heard

we're all going on a
summer holiday

>>214585931
is that what you say in the mirror?
did it ever work?

why would someone fall out of love with me a little bit each day

macron is the prince of andorra

falling out of love with someone in this thread a little bit everytime he posts

should do something with my saturday night, just gonna post here

>>214585813
Um… yeah

>>214585925
I give it some points for doing something original and not being the same generic horror film that we've seen a hundred times before. It also had a pretty good score.
The ending was confusing though. I don't understand what was going on.

/brit/ communal house

gf meow because she know in my bag the food

>>214586021
the umchickens live here x

>>214585948
The little feller on the e-bike had to stop off for a few minutes. He's back en-route now.

tfw too self-aware to be delusional and too cowardly to be productive

>>214586046
corr hope my za looks like that

>>214586036
its ok you can just repost here :)

The Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10 (originally developed as the HAV 304; nicknamed "The Flying Bum"[a][c]) is a hybrid airship designed and built by British manufacturer Hybrid Air Vehicles (HAV).

General information
Other name(s)
The Flying Bum[a]
The Flying Buttocks[b]

My go to pizza is
>Fresh tomatoes
>Mixed Peppers
>Jalapenos
>Chicken

bum just flew over my house

>>214586042
that's a duck mate

>>214586072
the flying sex arse phwoar

>>214586080
>Chicken

>>214586092
UM x

>>214586091
BLIMEY I JUST SHAT OUT ME ARSEHOLE!!!!!

a storm of falling warwicks

mad how some fannies stink and others don't stink as much

big fan of black fanny

>>214586102
Nah mate love the pork and that just don't think it goes on pizza
je deteste les bougnoles autant que toi je promets xxx

mouseberg double clicking like a mad cunt

What's for tea, lads?

>>214585793
>meatballs for one pound
Would be 3€, here. Prices in Austria are going crazy.

>>214586161
thats a bum

>>214586164
be kind to him he's almost at retirement age

ignoring American posts

>>214586174
fanny is bum

>>214586191
not

>>214586163
go on fuck off
>>214582461
>>214582461
>>214582461

>>214585622
hilarious!

>>214586191
over there fanny means your arse. not your minge

pizza is here

commence grilling

>>214586163
you don't get to put chicken on pizza and say sweet french words to me

sex with an umchicken

We have no pakis here so we can't enjoy paki pizza
Wondering how it might taste

um

>>214586230
>onions
yes
>jalapenos
okay
>pepperoni
bad combo

nobody posting on a thread i made :(

i am the alpha and omega
don't address me unless it's with 4 letters

cba with sexposting im just gonna drink some water and go to sleep (drinking water so fruit flies dont go in my mouth when I sleep)

>>214585758
imagine if the ship sank, none of them could swim lel

you could have fed yourself for a week for what you spent on those 'zas

chicken on a pizza is an abomination

>>214586230
looks like john elton farted on it after an orgy with some gay aliens (gayliens if you will)

>>214586173
Gammon, with an eggs, branston beans and homemade chips
Aboshhhhh x
>>214586230
Down ya son get in bosh xx
>>214586242
Bougnole c'est pas un mot doux........

>>214586261
wrong, it lush

UMCHICKENS XX

how can u tell where a pizza came from without seeing the box?

ive started doing those exercises the bum girls do at the gym
the goblet squates
the romain diddlies
the bulgie splitters
the flor thrust up

will be keeping a close eye on my bum to see what happens there

>>214586286
it is in my ears when spoken by an english woman

2 big bottles of coke and 700ml of supermarket brand vodka on the way. some cookies too. get in

think the last time I had dominos was over 15 years ago, didn't rate it, this one is pretty good

um bongo in the um congo

burger update

>>214586350
scrercs

fuck me am so bored

you're what the french call les incompetents

>>214586383
howlwoh

>>214586436
corr it gon b lush

>>214586436
peng

>>214586436
looks like elton john farted on one, put another one on top and then farted on that

be funnier

>>214586436
Not even being a hater but that looks shite
What is that cheese, cheddar?

>>214586272
chicken on pizza is based actually

might have to go Aldi and get a pizza

Total aryan vibeshift

>>214586463
doesn't look shite at all you lickle worm

poo rumbler

fuck off yank

black people get really really excited about fried chicken

i'll do your back end for a reasonalbe rate

>>214586488
nigga fuming

Yeah that’s it am going aldi

>>214586463
keep quiet cookingmong, clean your hob

>>214586503
sc

fucking hell lads, way too much food

i love me some fried chicken mayne fried chicken mmhhmmmm oh lawdy!!!

i love machines and gizmos

>>214586463
You're absolutely being a hater

bored af

screaming

This post intentionally left blank.

Watching England vs Andorra rn

farting and crying on the settee

Hao-ling

>>214586588
same that's why i need alcohol

reddit hour in here is it?

Genuinely hate my living situation

My fat " nonbinary" sister never goes out so she's always lurking at home
My dad and mum hardly go out so they're usually home.
Every time I want to go out I get questioned on where I'm going. Feel like I have no privacy. It's worse now than ever. Back before covid I had the house to myself more. It's like a prison cell now.

I want to move out but it'll cost loads

got the aqualung on

>>214586674
Here's your gold, kind sir

>>214586629
not surprised since we're hammering you lot at the women's rugby

am not talking

r/bigboobproblems

>>214586680
>cost
You're paying with your life right now

>>214586690
he looks kind

[gambling/sex addict voice] the womens rugby or sport

odds i'll do another fucking omelette
evens i'll do a maccas run

women's rugby

>>214586757
it omelette time

>>214586500
>>214586531
>>214586584
Nah it looks shite can tell already

>>214586757
hahaha get fucked eggmong

>>214586772
fucks sake, its omelette time

>>214586757
omelette it is
nice, healthy protein

>>214586796
fucking screaming

where's the fucking new

>>214586786
you're probably spaki, he used to post his shit food here and those burgers actually look good

>>214586680
You're paying with your freedom mate. You're only young once. It not right. I've got a website that might help you. Here, here's the link:

indeed.co.uk

once again eating beans and eggs because i didnt get groceries yesterday

not talking c:

>>214586874
>>214586874
>>214586874

>>214584909
looks like an advertisement for mental health problems
id run a mile

>>214584780
corr
imagine having sex with her in the missionary position while she makes constant eye contact