Thread 214589679

When a Brit speaks I listen

>>214589679 (OP)
Christians and Jews get around this somewhat by virtue of technically being henotheistic as the Bible / Torah acknowledges the existence of other Gods / Goddesses and doesn't imply they're not real.

>>214589679 (OP)
There have been nearly 3000 attempts at communism so far but only yours will actually work.
The others are silly made up not real communism.
But not yours.
Yours is real.

>>214589679 (OP)
This guy logic on morality without religion hurts my brain.
He really believes the definition of being a "decent person" have nothing to do with christianity being deeply ingrained within western society for more than a thousand years.

Atheists are so stupid they probably think of God as a gray bearded man living in a cloud. That Gervais' TV show that tried to be deep about death and mourning was ass.

>>214589846
if the current system works why is it killing the planet?

>>214590044
There have been nearly 3000 attempts on the planet's life so far but only yours is the one that will actually kill it.
The others were silly made up nonsense.
But not yours.
Yours is doomsday for sure.

>>214589679 (OP)
i like him but he is the perfect example of how atheism is a religion.

>>214589773
Kek, no ranjesh.

>>214589679 (OP)
I dont know but it's still miles better than being a atheist manlet lmao

>>214589679 (OP)
lol monotheists BTFO

>>214589679 (OP)
I'm so glad the gay atheist retard era only lasted a short while and we're slowly but surely going back to normalcy already, these people are so incredibly cringe.

>>214589679 (OP)
When the brits speak, I sigh tiredly, it's always something dull and stupid and indicative of non-comprehension. By now every spark of humanity has already emigrated here from that wretched island, leaving only the slovenly dregs of a carcass culture propped up by misdirected spite and panicky insecure masochism and narcissism, alternating senselessly in hysterical bouts of delirious rhetoric

>>214590423
Exodus 20:3
>Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.

>>214590383
>religion is when you have opinions on things

>>214590508
It'll flip back as people are slowly realising that religious fundies are insane and obnoxious. People got pissed at atheists because they thought being religious was just their nan going to the church bake sale, now they're once again proving they're actually insane paranoid fruitloops who want to stick their nose in everyones business.

>>214590522
When Uruguayans speak, Englishmen do not hear them. By "here" I assume you mean the Americas, rather than your skin tag on the belly of South America "country".

>>214590044
>he believes in climate change

>>214590773
religion is when thoose opinions become such an important aspect of your life its basicly... an religion. i know christians and muslims who never expose their beliefe in any way unless you actually ask about it. we dont consider them as religious here, they got a personal beliefe but we cant tell from the outside. that guy? its his entire life, identity and personality. he is like a vegan..

>>214589679 (OP)
Maybe other gods should have just try harder.

>>214590044
That's how you know it's working. The goal of the pedophile elite bankers is to kill the planet.

>>214589679 (OP)
I can imagine someone typing that on Reddit while making that exact smug face.

>>214589679 (OP)
I wonder how Ricky Gervais feels about muslims taking over the UK

>The universal human belief in deities proves there are none
500 IQ moment

>>214591161
I used to think Climate Change was bullshit until I found out it the same guys that deny climate change are the same guys that claim that dinosaurs aren't real
Miss me with that cringe shit nigga

>>214590935
not a single christian in my entire life has been nearly as obnoxious, uppity and convinced their views are the truth and the sole truth of this world and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard, like many of the atheists I've had the distaste of interacting with
I don't know many christians who advocate for the utter destruction of my country so they can replace me with cheap labour from bolivia while half of my salary is taken away by taxation, atheists seem to be in love with this however and this is the sort of world they have built the past century or so

>humans exist for 100,000+ years
>infant mortality is rife
>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc
>life expectancy of 25
>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years
>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it
>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east
>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science
>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors
>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick
>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oil
it's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?

>>214590259
answer the fucking question
>>214591349
>the system is working as intended
we agree on that

>>214591613
>not a single christian in my entire life has been nearly as obnoxious, uppity and convinced their views are the truth and the sole truth of this world and anyone who thinks otherwise is a retard
That's most serious Christians. I've never seen atheists stand outside shops shouting at people with megaphones like Christians do.

>>214591613
theists will kill you, your children, their children, and themselves because they think a Jewish insane person from 2000 years ago was the son of the creator of the universe (and that means we should worship him/them for some reason)

>>214589679 (OP)
I enjoy the thought of the cognitive dissonance of the people that think this quote is cringe while believing it at the same time

>>214591706
>stand outside shops shouting at people with megaphones
I'm afraid this just an anglo mental illness and it only ever happens in north america and maybe the uk (not that I've ever seen such a thing during my visits to the uk, but if you're complaining about it I'll take your word for it)
christians in most other countries don't do this, just like we don't have any other deranged fanatics like heaven's gate, black israelites, mormons, nation of islam, and what have you
>>214591989
you shouldn't really be saying this when a transvestite atheist freak shot a bunch of children at a church in your country like a week ago

>>214589679 (OP)
I don't think he means it literally. He's just using ironic, exaggerated examples to provoke thought about the biblical meta-story—so you eventually begin to understand his deeper point.

>>214591469
The earth is flat

>>214591613
The reason there was a big atheist boom around that time was because millennials had really soft lives and needed an enemy for something to do, so they looked to their childhoods and then took grave offense to being taken to mass on sundays and then said they were traumatized from christians imposing their way of life on them. The advice "maybe you shouldn't be a gay male-feminist porn addict, your life is gonna become a living hell" fell like lashes of a whip to the sensibilities of a millennial atheist, they will respond to it with the most livid, nonsensical hyperbole you could imagine

>>214592161
His deeper point is this: if you struggle to see the pattern, he’ll connect all the dots for you—just to show that everything he's saying is nonsense, and that true clarity lies only in the book.

>>214592091
the worst terrorist attacks and mass shootings have almost all been done by theist freaks

>>214592254
>The reason there was a big atheist boom around that time was because millennials had really soft lives and needed an enemy for something to do
Nah, I'm pretty sure you're a zoomer with no memory from back then making things up
Pretty sure its because religious right wingers at that time were going insane, in the late 80s, 90s and early 2000s, claiming everything was evil, satanic,of the devil, supernatural occult shit
Insane niggas calling everything the devil
DnD is the devil, pokemon is the devil, anime is the devil, you fucking name it

>>214592453
The Antichrist is portrayed as a great humanitarian—offering false promises of peace and utopia to deceive humanity.

>>214592453
It would take a long time until Stalin and Mao got beaten.

>>214592608
This interpretation aligns with certain theological or symbolic narratives (e.g., Biblical prophecy, Nietzsche’s Antichrist) where the Antichrist figure masquerades as a benevolent leader while ultimately opposing divine truth.

The term “chumanitarian” appears to be a blend of chaos or Antichrist + humanitarian—possibly implying a deceptive or destructive form of “help.”

>>214592504
>Pretty sure its because religious right wingers at that time were going insane, in the late 80s, 90s and early 2000s, claiming everything was evil, satanic,of the devil, supernatural occult shit
See what I mean? This guy's mom/grandma threw away his nintendo and turned off his tranime and called it the devil and said it was corrupting him. He's now on the warpath. He has a dartboard with a picture of jesus on it. He's now a gay male feminist that volunteers at planned parenthood purely out of spite

>>214592683
They killed people basically by accident more than malice. Most of their deaths were the result of their shitty farming reforms.

>>214592453
>what is the whole existence of soviet russia

>>214590603
It means you wont have any other gods other than me. This is how it's written in the italian bible too

>>214592833
More like incompetence which sprang from their retarded atheistic ideology of communism.

>>214591176
By that definition, you can call anything a religion if a person is devoted enough to it.

>>214592504
>Pretty sure its because religious right wingers at that time were going insane, in the late 80s, 90s and early 2000s, claiming everything was evil, satanic,of the devil, supernatural occult shit
Have you ever heard of The Finders?

>>214592893
Yeah but they weren't killed because they were atheist, they died because communal farming is crap.

>>214592746
>See what I mean? This guy's mom/grandma threw away his nintendo and turned off his tranime and called it the devil and said it was corrupting him.
Nice projection nigga
This was almost exclusively an Americlap thing, because you guys don't have real religions like we do in Europe, you have cults using the name of Christ as a costume you can wear to justify your insane shit
If you ain't Catholic in America, you're basically a cult member
But go ahead retard, say whatever shit you need to justify your retardation
Maybe if you tithe a bit more to your televangelist his demonic blessing will bestow something good upon you

>>214592608
>offering false promises of peace and utopia to deceive humanity.
But enough about YHWH

>>214592930
yes.

>>214592930
Religion comes from re+legere meaning essentially to try and retrace the steps of your founder
Religion and ideology, even pseudo-ideology, get confused here because you can, as you rightly put, be devotional towards anything

>>214593053
well, if not you, then certainly any other gay millennial atheist I was describing initially. I was merely informing the argentinian. "religious right wingers going insane" means basically what I described them rebelling against in my first post.
Which, also if you reread, there's a context clue for what denomination I might belong to lol.

>>214591637
It was aimed at a few single, kind-of well-off males. Doesn’t really matter what they think—they’re dead weight anyway. No kids, no legacy, nothing. They can feel smug about being “intellectually superior,” but in reality they’re just stuck in their own little bubble, looking like idiots.
Human manure used to fertilise economy for humans. Suck to be one.

>>214589679 (OP)
smart

>>214593570
Anon angrily fiddling with his rosary beads as he wrote this post out