>>214591422 (OP)
Grim. When I was in the military I deployed with a unit from the Iowa national guard, who successfully petitioned the chow hall to serve grilled cheese sandwiches every single day because the regular food was too exotic and scary for them.
Later, my wife's brother married a girl from Iowa and she introduced us to all of their fucking awful foods. She made meat gelatin with ranch dressing for a gathering one year and I told that bitch she was banned from ever using my kitchen.