Thread 214591976

coffee edish

pooin'apoo

Australia!!!!

mum caught me drinking double cream out of the carton

>>214593685
>bible clearly says it's the Red Sea
In the English translations yes. The original Hebrew phrase is yam suph which means sea of reeds. It was assumed it meant the actual Red Sea but it could have also have been the gulf of suez or aqaba or even part of the Nile delta

>>214593870
fat boy

Night lads

>>214593868
Um!! xx

using an incense then my daily incense then having a wank and going to sleep

Got my entire head up my own arse lads

gyaldem just called silksong worse than elden ring

>>214593879
which body of water being parted by a human makes the most sense?

New WarStrike episode lads.

Balogh reckons the US influence is becoming weaker outside its sphere (India, China, South America, etc) while becoming much stronger within it (Europe, Australia, Japan etc) since 2022, which I agree with. The US is leaning HARD on Europe by forcing military spending, blowing up NordStream etc.

>>214593901
if you went a bit farther you could probably poke your head out your own mouth

rorke mouthbreathing

Had a /brit/ post in my head as I was coming up the stairs but I've forgotten it now aha x

Hi

>>214593887
*hands you a mug of horlicks*

catching up on steve mre videos I've missed. he's a good lad.

>>214593951
scremjjeongtong

nth for the gyaldem

And the very latest from "...yh" girl?

>>214593941
but will starmer make a meaningful, effective british space program

asking for a friend

>>214593967
What's Horlicks
Funny name haha whore licks

>>214593973
I like him and his videos are comfy but every one is basically the same

Nigga name Keir

volcel if you wouldn't

>>214593965
alri x

might put some money into stocks and shares or whatever it is that everyone's doing

Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke


SAY. IT. LOUD

>>214593929
What do you mean by a human

>>214594029
Bro isn't even trying

>>214594007
warm malted milk drink typically had before bed

>>214593995
Mate were on the verge of an IMF bailout because the government has just admitted that over 90% of legal migrants since Blair have been net tax losses and there's simply nowhere near enough money to sustain our welfare state I don't think anyone is even considering a space program
They are trying some retarded shit about dimming the sun to stop global warming but that's just nonsense meant to virtue signal at best

>>214594029
can tell this freak absolutely fucking reeks just by looking at him

>>214594058
it'll get him into the women's, that's all that matters

>>214594029
dude has a worse hairline than most of /brit/

Get the bovril drank

>>214594007
Horlicks was the name of my hamster. He is no longer with us, unfortunately

>>214594029
Put in more effort than Amer

>>214594055
which historical figure actually being a divine entity who does magic makes the most sense?

>>214594107
My current gf has the same name as my childhood pet hamster

might start using the word geezer in casual conversation

>>214594134
wow not him but thought its interesting you want to fuck your hampster

>>214594107
fascinating
>>214594134
amazing

>>214593813
you look retarded

>>214594134
Ever get her to put on a wee pair of fuzzy ears and fake buck teeth?

technology has made the world such an ugly place

walking around the childrens hospice turfing the inbred biomass retards out of wheelchairs and pulling out their fluid IVs

>>214594046
PURPLE AKI

All the wars that were won and lost
Somehow don't seem to matter very much anymore

>>214594202
Its not technology that's done that, its nonwhites

da's doing his pickled onions

>>214594216
nigga that's NUTS

My hamster was called hammy
what a lad he was
also had a rabbit called starsky

youtube recommended feed is starting to look like those ads for algorithmically-generated hyper-personalised t-shirts that boomers on facebook get
t. 25 year old failure that hates himself

>>214594236
nah society would still be a state even if all the non-whites just disappeared

>>214594238
I’d pickle (suck) his onions (bollocks) if you know what I mean. Suck his bollocks is what I mean.

>>214594221
i know that song

You guys ever want kids?
I don't know if I do but its pretty much too late for me anyway
I have the urge to reproduce but can't help but feel its immoral to have kids just for them to inherit nothing in a world run by psychotic globalists that will hate them and want them dead

>>214594134
umm

>>214594134
Had a coworker whos wife divorced him for a lad with the same name. 'Well, atleast you won't say the wrong name in bed.'

>>214594262
Starsky? Cuz he lived in a hutch? Very clever.

>>214594305
so kill yourself

>>214594328
yeah haha

mad how openly racist people are online these days

hammy the hamster
now THATS a good one

>>214594355
How is that racist?

>>214594305
I kinda do and I feel the same, but might as well try to continue the blood line. Things might get better, you never know

>>214594355
so go live in a nonwhite place

>>214594381
*winks at camera*

>>214594154
what's this from then

>>214594381
it's racist to be white

>>214594319
My sister dated a guy with my name who went to my school (I'd left by the time he joined)
Was a bit weird desu but they finally broke up when he got charged with assaulting a female police officer while drunk and disorderly

>>214594355
it's really cringe as someone who had an edgy /pol/ phase as a teenager
don't really know if I'm supposed to look down on them with scorn or go back to being racist despite finding it cringe

>>214594381
being white is racist rorke

>>214594328
No he had long blond hair

>>214594413
Nice try

>>214594409
the good old days when Lara Croft was allowed to wank off kids

>>214594411
>>214594412
>>214594413
>>214594414
>4 consecutive posts in a row
/brit/ runs this board

is fat or carbs better for crows
im assuming the fat has all the protein in it

>>214594413
can you not think for yourself

Cant believe are greta is a head mental

only had two cans

>>214594469
not really no

>>214594355
Where's that?

a cromulent fuckstuble of a life. tommy need cidey

>>214594456
you feeding crows?

>>214594456
Much carbs gives chicken heart issues might be the same

>>214594471
Not my place to lecture a priest on religion but l find it unlikely Jesus would be a Nazi

>>214594381
Imagine how fucking mind broken you have to be to see that image and think its an example if someone being mad racist on the internet lmao
Its literally just some guy who isn't ashamed of his skin colour and leftypol thinks he's a turbo racist, ironically that's what's gunna let the actual real racists win power and start fucking their shit up

>>214594499
feeding all of them

>>214594456
Silly bugger, fat, carbs and protein are all different.

>>214594471
dysgenic freaks

>>214594516
all food aren’t they
mong

its ok to be a white englishman

fucking baguette eating dickhead frog

>>214594505
Degree in theology is it? Regular church goer are you?

shagging baba yaga

is fat or carbs better for crows
worms are rich in protein

>>214594511
don't know much about crows but i know they'll be your friend if you feed them

Shagging baby yoda

>>214594505
If Jesus were on earth there would be no reason to be a Nazi
Its also kinda disingenuous to imply that to be Christian is to try and imitate Christ himself

got a degree in scientology

only got one gaviscon left so I must use it tactically

>>214594588
my Twilly would never say that

got a degree in soyentology

washing machines live longer with gaviscon

>>214594570
crows are carrion feeders so i reckon fat is better, it's what they'd eat more of naturally

Had a lass exhale breath on my arm on the subway. This is what I am reduced to.

can't drink beer anymore it makes me sad and angry

told my mum about you guys and she thinks you’re freaks lol

>>214594609
hopefully these people get shipped out of the country alongside migrants

My mate Gavin died of heartburn
Can't believe Gav is gone

>>214594609
Lefties like this are unironically in a death cult

>>214594585
>to be Christian is to try and imitate Christ himself
is that not what living christlike means?

>>214594648
:thumbsdown:

>>214594635
need her to fuck my brains out

dey be squeakin x

do not engage

Grok being put to the test. Thoughts, other than nary and pixel and tome?

how can you set fire to your hands?

*throws a care package marker in the umchicken enclosure so they all get crushed*

>>214594641
have you tried not being sad and angry?

>>214594644
i hope so too lad. see we're not actually racist are we

>>214594648
gavin? GAV!

Screaming woooooo like Ric Flair at yer gran’s funeral

>>214594702
dip them in oil, dip them in fire

>>214594707
*nicks your chopper gunner*

Bristol...

yea, having a cheeky

>>214594701
honestly do you think anyones going to read that and give you feedback or whatever

how do you stop the itching after shaving your legs?

>>214594728
had a wank on that bench

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

>>214594664
Just because Jesus wasn't recorded to have done something, or you do not believe he had done something, doesn't mean you must also never do that thing
Christlike isn't the same as actively trying to mimic his life, having a role model and being a pretender are different
I'm not even Christian I just think its a bad argument against Christians having political beliefs that Jesus did not

Revolutionary pan-European National Socialism will displace conservatism.

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

>>214594728
the birthplace of the stool scale

>>214594769
You having a laugh?

quite incredible how obsessed this general is with race when you think about it. and 4chan and really western society generally. the original sin

Promised I wouldn’t drink tonight because I had a horrible hangover this morning but here we are again

>>214594770
I've wanted to ask who this guy is and what significance do he have to these posts? Or it just a random reaction image?

>>214594635
princess of /mug/

that post wasnt me I have an incense going

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>214594829
Found the ‘ki

>>214594829
Race is reality.

despy hooves

>>214594829
Not surprising considering we're playing host to the rest of the world against our will

>>214594753
ough

>>214594701
Most middle class people don't have kids because having more than one is very expensive and time consuming, if one parent could quit their job (the woman) they would but even most middle class people csnt sfford this these days with house prices and high interest payments. And a social stigma for being a house wife

>>214594852
what does that even mean

You really can't suffer in Bristol

hymen expansions are being administered

>>214594829
they live through the accomplishments of their betters

>>214594730
you have severe mental derangement

>>214594889
nonwhites

bunged up and can't poo

>>214594893
i know

rorke wearing his pants in the onsen

>>214591976 (OP)
what's in the coffee?

On an aeroplane lads waheey

jesus never openly said the nazis were bad so its ok

>>214594937
over the sea?

>>214594937
get aff yer phone you're gonna send the radar into meltdown

>>214594956
Not sure

I've spent $50k so far this year
bloody hell I need to get my life under control

following the teachings of Christ by putting all non-whites in a cage

>created a racist today
good. you can stop shitting on whites as a white person

>>214594971
howve you managed that

>>214594971
on hookers and blow?

>>214594962
naw

>>214594991
Buying stuff, I reckon

>>214595002
phwor cant wait

right so with carbon monoxide poisoning is there a chance i’ll end up spacked up beyond belief if it fails? can’t find anything on google because woke

>>214595002
are you making the fuck with me right now?

>>214595034
grow up you coward

>>214595034
try yandex

>>214595034
Yip, turns you trans and all monged up.

*rapes the smallest weakest male in the thread*

>>214594930
Looks like baileys because it is light brown

might move to alpha centauri

>>214594753
no one care me

*Polish voice* are you making the fuck with me kurwa

>>214595068
Um!! xx
HI

>>214595055
how am i a coward?

>>214595034
probably, because it restricts your oxygen supply

>>214595034
suicide is cringe

>>214595074
do seals ever encounter other kinds of seals
what do they make of each other
i heard leopard seals are evil predators
do they eat other seals like they do those poor penguins

nervous about going to a meetup and need a /brit/ lad to kick me in the bollocks with all their strength

>>214595077
polish bloke at work cant stand his accent
also takes 5 minutes to understand anything you say to him
does my head in

>>214595034
>can’t find anything on google because woke
Why do you type like this? Insufferable cunt you need your fucking head kicked in.

that polish woman hasn't texted me in a while. might shoot her a message on mundee

maybe if you are so insecure and concerned about being bottom of the food chain youd learn how to make good posts
hate reactions is the lowest reward you can get, if you are going to cope with others not wanting "low hanging fruit" for 10 hours of your day per reply

>>214594922
why is this scene so important to you

>>214595115
cor is she blonde? does she have big tits?

>>214595107
They're really stupid as well, don't know why

>>214595127
get em mousey

>>214595034
do a flip

need that canadian faggot who spends 36 hours a day here to stop spending so much time here and to grow up

>>214595127
shut it nigga

>>214594682
womp womp
go kill yourself

>>214595137
blonde, not big tits. sexy voice though

Yer mum’s favourite wrestler was Mr Ass.

>>214595154
don’t know what that means

>low hanging fruit
about have one in /brit/ any minute now KEK

>>214595127
very good post

One of these used to be a bloke. Try and guess which!

Mr Socko :D

>>214595173
Because she mishears the first line in his theme song as "I'm a nice man" and thinks that's sweet of him

>>214595193
lmfao

>>214595193
you literally cant tell

>>214595003
>>214594991
$15k tax
$15k rent and utilities
$4k food
$4k medical (insurance, copays, prescriptions)
$3k electronics
$3k donations
$1k gas
$7k other spending

>>214595128
i love my little sister and i can't tell her

>>214595193
Think I’ll say the Rat King in the middle

>>214595193
Is it hannibal lector in the back row?

>>214595097
no ,no one care them

>>214595193
not sure

wonder what it'd be like to have a psychotherapist, I'm a cheap bastard though

Not to sound cliche but I'd very much like a gf 10 years old than me that is sexy and has huge breasts

>>214595214
>$3k donations
to whom or what?

>>214595203
Aww

>>214595214
ok well 30k of that doesnt really count

I need a gf that is 10 years below me

>>214595214
>$3k donations
hmm

>>214595235
get yourself talking to a random bloke or lass six months from now instead who'll tell you to grow up and to go outside more

can`t Cheer
/Brit/
up With

Pocket Monsters facts

Today

I`m Sorry ..
too Sad about
Rate My Takeaway ..

.

>>214595262
how old are you?

>>214595242
Israel

>>214595262
How old are you?

>>214595242
twitch streamer

>>214595173
SO MANY ASSES
SO LITTLE TIME

>>214595214
so 7 grand on hookers and blow. that's not a lot I guess

>>214595239
>10 years old
Umm

>>214595214
you know how much I've spent on my bipolar meds this year? Absolutely fuck all.

>>214595280
>>214595285
twennywan

>>214595280
21

>>214595307
>>214595314
um um fucking UM

>>214595262
my girlfriend is 12 years younger than me and it's a nightmare. we're fine, but other people get real upset for some reason

>3k in donations to twitch streamers
Why is everybody here such a waste of space

>>214595274
but that's shit advice

>>214595276
need this

doing a think

>>214595281
should've included that under taxes then

>>214595327
scromitign

>>214595262
>10 years below me
do you mean 'younger' you tard

Lad almost made me google exit bag without a vpn that bugger almost had me

Um!! xx

Oh you didn’t know?
You’re ass better caaaaaaaaall somebody!!!!

>>214595354
maybe he's in 12th grade and wants to date a 2th grader

>>214595276
Cute x

>>214595331
How old are you

>>214595286
pathetic

>>214595377
They're president now? Fuck me

>>214595363
!!

>>214595215
sorry lad i'm sure she knows

>>214595280
37

>>214595358
what does that mean

twitch streamers are all dickheads

>>214595377
>You're

>>214595354
assuming 'below' implies school years as part of the bit

>>214595363
UM x

>>214595331
How old are you
How did you meet

>>214595377
I am??

cant think of anything more cringe than being a 'comedian' going on stage, on podcasts, doing interviews trying to be funny. Thinking your opinion matters.

>>214595377
what a stable genius

Cry little sister

I reckon you can tell whose IQ is below 100 if they can't properly work out when to use your and you're

>>214595377
island my president what?

>>214595377
He needs to stop trying to be president
Irish president has no power
He needs to be their PM

simped all day today

>>214595446
tune

>>214595435
posting on /brit/ is a bit like being a comedian except way fucking gayer

have you ever had a gf's sister fancy you?

>>214595193
the pengest one

>>214595457
I think your wrong

>>214595419
>>214595390
i'm 33
met her in uni when i went back for grad school

>>214595435
my sisters bf is a comedian, was at the fringe and starting some tv work and yeah its pretty cringe

>>214595193
count dracula looking ass

>>214595214
4k on food you fat gobshite

>>214591976 (OP)
oh woah

>>214595399
i know she does
can't let her know i do

Find women annoying to deal with as they can act wildly different depending on whatever their hormones are doing on any given day

>>214595474
not really unless you try too hard theres no expectations here

might go out tomorrow and be all nefarious and make people's days slightly worse

>>214595286
vtuber or egirl?

>>214595379
kick that shiznit doggystyle

>>214591976 (OP)
>>214595504
possibly the most boring group of posters on the website

>>214595377
Do they not say taoiseach? Knew they were having us on. Eire bastards

>>214595530
ghoulish

>>214595517
always worth remembering that every single woman is mental even the really normal seemingly ones

>>214595286
mate...

Used to see mcgregor as a role model

Not so much anymore

thats hot

new >>214595585

>>214595545
now you know

no stay here

>>214595407
it's a bag full of inert gas that you breathe in and then die from asphyxiation without panic. people sell them

>>214595474
Helped me develope my own style of humour when I see other posts as a challenge to try and ripost with a witty reply.

>>214594456
crows like savoury biscuits