Thread 214605164

Star-nosed mole edition

Previous: >>214603567

What happens when you love me dry?

thoughts on asian babes?

>>214605195
I was obsessed with them for like 3 months and now im back to normal but i still think they're pretty

HAHA #relatable #kneeslapper

Trust the plan Arthur, one last job and we'll all be shoving mangoes up our asses in Tahiti

>>214605209
>Trudy
Every woman with this name is over the age of 50

>>214605195
i dont like how plastic and fake they are

>>214605209
>white couple
true

>>214605209
thank god bbc fixed this

>>214605224
Short for Trudeau?

When I see a spider, it's gotta die.

*african shaman voice* I smok de white mans weed I du no like wha I see in de vaporssss

Wir kommen aus Deutschland, honey

>More often than not the evil playthrough is just cartoonish moustache twisting
That’s exactly why they are more fun
>punches a man with PTSD in mass effect
>nukes a city in fallout
>eat baby chicks in fable.

>>214605274
I say this but I dont look like this

>>214605260
Big fan of this webm

i like asian girls a lot

You guys need to stop making inappropriate comments about Spinster. She probably comes back sometimes and sees them and it's why she doesn't post anymore.

Big fan of this image
Alright I’m going to bed now

Asian women are sexy. Roasties and simps will always hate them for it.

uh oh

>>214605285
Ok garmin video speichern

i like asian girls that are fully westernized

>>214605305
Femanon personalities don’t ever stay long

>>214605318
but you ARE a simp

Saw some wild bison today

>>214605112
They have unfortunately not. There are now screens that have burn in remover features, but that involves the monitor essentially running an extremely bright light to reset the screen. It does eliminate burn in but it also washes out the colors a little more every time you do it. We are still a few years away from OLED being truly viable.

i`m attracted to asian girls in a deep personal spiritual sort of way

>>214605320
Why does this keep happening

the fact that I'm the only /druk/ here really shows how buster /cum./ really is

>>214605361
I'm buzzed

>>214605370
wooeee becky, slow down on the white claws

Everyone I knew moved out of state and we are no longer in contact. I'm alone.

Old English looks so much better than modern English

Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning.


I wish the Norman invasion never happened :(

>>214605359
Teachers have always had an extremely high rate of pedophilia relative to other careers. People joked about priests because of Jewish comedians, but teachers were always mega pedos.

>>214605374
you have /cum/

Remember when remittance was a bad word? A word of shame?
Now there's an app unapologetically calling itself remit.ly and it's very shamelessly a remittance app
It's so strange how it's accepted and even encouraged now

>>214605361
I am about to go to bed because I am fishing with dadberg in the morning.

>>214605380
Which is funny considering only like 40% of teachers are male. Imagine how bad it would be if it was 100% male

>>214605164 (OP)
based

Im so glad the norman invasion happened

having some dude weed before bed

We love are spinny don’t we folks

>>214605421
English is a terrible language because of it

YEAH straight to the top of my dome

cant stop sneezing

>>214605421
My surname? Norman origin

I just got over being friendzoned and now my mind is fixating on it again.
Can't stop worrying about never finding love

>>214605438
*HEEMs you*

>>214605448
Same my nigga

>>214605445
less than 50 people share my surname.

>>214605435
English is a beautiful language because of it

english is actually one of the more information dense languages and thus actually a good language despite what ESLs think

>>214605448
Time to meet someone new. That's the best way to fix the feeling, don't run out of options

>go outside and touch grass more than average over the past week
>get raped by a bunch of bugs
>covered in bug bites and look like I have some sort of nasty skin disorder

I want to learn Ancient Greek to read Plato but that shit takes like 4 years

>>214605332
You need to study your ebonics. It's not simping if she's not mediocre.

I legitimately cannot stop sneezing

If I have nothing else going on in my life by the time I turn 40 I'm going to move to japan and start fucking japanese twinks

>>214605463
What does the SR vs IR distinction mean

>>214605484
Then how could you type that? Checkmate atheists

i`ll just have nothing going on in my life forever and no money to do anything

>>214605489
I used to want to move to Japan but lost interest seeing how many other foreigners are moving there
I want to be the only Gaijin damnit!

>>214605332
>>214605479
https://youtu.be/N7_p7ggCf-E

>>214605501
i look like that, but i do not say that

Do you guys even have legit friends? No, trannycord "friends" don't count.

I wasn't simping for Spinster, she was a beautiful soul whom I loved.

>>214605519
Yes, tons
But I moved so they are all thousands of miles away
And I have no gf

>>214605490
Speech rate measured in average syllables per second vs information rate, ie japanese has a lot of syllables but doesn't convey much information

>>214605511
Good song
>>214605519
No IRL friends and no online friends

im back

>>214605526
So you have no friends.

>>214605519
Outside of family? No

>>214605463
>>214605529
Interesting. My two main languages are English and French, which are the top two on the IR scale; didn’t realize that was the case.

Ok I’m going to bed for real now

>>214605550
No?
I call them multiple times a week
I see them whenever I visit home
A couple were in town yesterday actually so we got lunch

Apparently Socrates was very ugly

>>214605209
Big booty trudy

yea i don`t have friends

my two languages are english & italian and I have never used the latter once in my life

I love Asian women. It's a perfectly valid preference like boob size or religion.

Jerked off to womens big butts

The phrase "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." can be traced back into the behavior of third worlders, aka low trust society.

I found an example case in particular when watching CS2 esports scene. Fan of teams from third world countries like Furia (brazilian), Aurora (Turkish team), and Tyloo (chinese), are always the first to stir horrible shit and throwing out mean remarks whether at other teams or the very own team they supported, winning or losing.

It's not playful banter either, third worlders are actually incapable of banters online. One small poke from 1st worlders team like "bro your AWPer is ass" and the 3rd worlder team fans always replies with "i fucked your sister and your mom" or "thank god your dad's dead" literal highschool bully garbage.

Low IQ or low earning first worlders (ESPECIALLY MINORS) found it funny instead of jarring, and then adopts this phenomenon and imported it to their own internet scape.

>>214605472
I hope you wont stop going outside just because of that

>>214605519
I have, Alhamdulillah

>>214605359
>why do pedos go where the children are?
The question of our times.

>you need a high iq to understand British comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os82UYqssSc

>>214605380
The Jewish comedians have to distract from religious child rape, because rabbis have the highest rates.

updated my filter

>>214605596
>online games with chinese people
WHAT? I thought they were behind the firewall

>>214605593
Mama mía! I cooka da pizza
>>214605596
I read this post and I disagree with your assessment. I think social media JAS made people too comfortable with consequence-free social interaction

Would women rather date SpongeBob or Patrick?

I hate the Indonesian flag so much
It's so fucking lame and uninspired

>>214605633
Patrcik, women don't really like smart or happy guys.

Okay I’m going to bed FOR REAL this time
>>214605639
He’s fine, leave him be

>>214605624
E como é que você vai me filtar aí?

>>214605562
Its because english and french don't follow the consonant-vowel structure they followed clustered consonants instead which means there's more ways that the next word/sound could be made whereas languages like japanese follow the consonant-vowel structure so there's only a limited amount of sounds/words they could theoretically create

>>214605626
>picrel
I'd fart in your face.

9 o'clock coffeetime.

>>214605594
you should get an asian twink bf and let him fuck you

>>214605650
>he
A flag is an inanimate, genderless object

>>214605274
Literally every fucking artwork in the world is a white girl, literally every fucking song in the world is about a white girl

>>214605674
>every song is about a white girl
Except Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison, which was originally titled "Brown Skinned Girl"

>>214605669
Then why was trump making out with the flag of the usa?

>>214605683
Idk, why did he motorboat Rudy Giuliani's fake tits?

>>214605626
What's JAS?

>>214605625
All bots in social media are either made by indians and chinese, you should've known this years ago.

>>214605557
It's not a permanent decision, he's just looking for different pace.

The dirtbag left

>>214605683
He fucked his daughter

>>214605666
I like white girls and femboys and asian girls and femboys.

I only exclude browns.

>>214605639
The flag of Brazil could've been better, I feel like the southern brazilian states have some cool flags, though, what do you think about it, thank you

I am an orphan, alone: nevertheless I am found everywhere. I am one, but opposed to myself. I am youth and old man at one and the same time. I have known neither father nor mother, because I have had to be fetched out of the deep like a fish, or fell like a white stone from heaven. In woods and mountains I roam, but I am hidden in the innermost soul of man. I am mortal for everyone, yet I am not touched by the cycle of aeons.

>>214605708
Brazil has a nice flag
Unique, recognizable, aesthetically pleasing

>>214605694
Terribly formatted 4 panel comic.
>picrel
Is how you read them.
Not
1 3
2 4

>>214605705
but what if you enjoy bottoming for a cute japanese boy?

I'm looking for "speeding ticket music". It's the kind of songs that, if you listen to them while driving, you can't help but just step on the gas. Like these:
https://youtu.be/2cHc9AsZW94
https://youtu.be/cSfvfiHJJ-M
https://youtu.be/O8a7XEaZiu4

>>214605742
I've driven once in the past 5 years due to severe anxiety

>>214605708
rio grande do sul flag

Can i ask a question for the smart people on /cum/?

>>214605752
There are no smart people here

>>214605752
Pergunte aí

>>214605749
i drove today, only took the car out of the garage and back in though

>>214605752
Well go on then

>>214605763
Jason has a phD in nuclear physics, shut the fuck up

My husbands bvll brought pizza

just plucked an arm hair out for LITERALLY no reason.

>>214605728
Japanese peeps reads vertically instead of horizontally

>>214605639
Our oldfags were busy fighting for independence. I was utterly disappointed honestly when i found out that some of our national songs are actually just covers from somewhere else.
https://www.reddit.com/r/indonesia/comments/rwy7g8/indonesia_flag_redesign/

>>214605752
Im not that smart but i can try answering

>>214605712
God loves you.

>>214605763
>>214605764
>>214605777
Is it better to a third world country be chud or progressive? Which one makes a better image for firsties? It's something i really cant understand

RIP BUSH JR

>>214605728
is this loss

>>214605730
Japanese boys aren't brown.

>>214605784
Those labels are devoid of clear meaning

im hungry and feel like im dying

>>214605783
>pic
Definitely better and heading in the right direction
The current one is just boring, not befitting of such a complex and exotic country

>>214605801
Ok lets get brazil for example
Lets say we have two options: either be a ultra tradcath country or a progressive country like sweden
Which one would appear more to firsties?

>>214605784
Eu acho que um país 'chud' geralmente é um país ditatorial. No caso, acho que os americanos não têm uma imagem muito boa dos países que são ditaduras.
>>214605801
I think a 'chud' country is usually a dictatorship. In this case, I believe Americans don’t have a very positive view of countries that are dictatorships.

>>214605823
Just get rid of crime and slums, politics don't matter, it's crime and poverty that make third world countries icky

>>214605795
holy shit it's real
Dubya is actually fucking dead

>>214605742
https://youtu.be/Ar559hkBCP8

>>214605823
Tradcath in the long run.

>>214605823
>Which one would appear more to firsties?
Progressive probably. It's hard to say though because there could be things about your culture that make it less compatible with swedish gov.

>>214605795
>>214605835
He is not dead.

>>214605823
Como a maioria dos americanos são liberais brancos como o Jason, eu chutaria a segunda opção.

Since the majority of Americans are white liberals like Jason, I would guess the latter.

>>214605795
How about George W Butch and she’s a lesbian

>>214605795
>>214605845
sisters???

>>214605557
guess that DEI hiring stuff is over

>>214605798
okay so would you?

Study finds Los Angeles is 'second safest' large city in the United States.

>>214605557
>black friend
???

>>214605866
That's grim

>>214605832
Oh i wish
The only way to save Brazil from crime is with a 20 year dictatorship where every murderer and drug trafficker is shot in public squares or forced to do labor until the day he dies
On slums i think that building commie blocks to substitute them isnt that bad, right? Some cities on brazil actually did that, the problem is that criminals do their shit there anyways

>>214605865
that's gay twinks are not femboys

Coffeetime. RIP Dubya.

>>214605866
I assume that’s because LA has a higher proportion of Mexicans and other non-black browns as part of their non-white population?

The only way out for Brazil is sao paulo's countryside and the south seceding, thank you

>>214605880
doesn't matter if he's cute tho...

>>214605858
Would I let my femboyfriend bum me? Perhaps.

Did you guys hear about what happened at St. Peter's recently? It's super grim.

Wikipedia is always so quick turning people’s articles into the past tense

>>214605866
people in la act like you want to rob them

>>214605902
Are we supposed to know what "St. Peter's" is?

>>214605838
>>214605842
>>214605847
It's hard for me to think about this because I see 4channers shitting on traditional countries all the time, but most of them are countries with different religions.
The only exception are countries like china and japan, which are mostly atheists

George Bush isn't dead you sillies

>>214605910
Yes?

>>214605911
Progressive countries get shit on all the time too

What is 6 7 meme

>>214605908
nice F12 douchebag.

>>214605902
What the

Shut up macacos

PRETTY LIL' THING, YOU GOT A BAG AND NOW YOU WILDIN'
YOU JUST TOOK IT OFF THE LOT, NO MILEAGE
WAY THEY HITTIN' YOU, THE DM LOOKIN' VIOLENT
TALKIN' WILD, YOU COME AROUND AND NOW THEY SILENT

>>214605928
What sweden yes? THAT WAS BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214605932
>F12 on iPhone
Yeah?

>>214605930
Blacky boo shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07xpV4ix2K8

American catholicism is so separated from third world catholicism they may as well be different religions

>>214605930
It's a meme that doesn't mean anything, like skibidi toilet

>>214605958
America is a wasp country = English and Germanic

>>214605891
I'm from são paulo countryside but i still wish to see all of brazil rising someday
Never going to happen tho
>>214605928
I guess so
I just want to discover the secret on how to be a third world loved country
>>214605958
How so?
Brazilians larp as ultracath all the time but ill be honest most of population only goes to church and that's it
They don't follow everything in the bible

>>214605970
Not for long gringo

friend from hs suddenly became a tranny

>>214605977
>I'm from são paulo countryside
Did you go to the NFL game?

>>214605989
Many such cases

>>214605992
I don't care for sports in general but i've seen some pics
Looked cool

>>214605989
is he cute

>>214605989
did you rail him?

>>214605867
my uni was especially diverse

>>214605989
Hook him up with Jason, thank you

Thank you for your attention on this matter.

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

Are most people here nice or is it just the time
First time interacting on /cum/

Women are so gross
They have stinky buttholes
The most attractive part of their body excretes poop and farts
It's over

>>214606036
this is a Shinobu general

>>214606033
I do think morning and early afternoon /cum/ is meaner

>>214606033
Todo mundo aqui é Brasileiro e mora em miami e fala português

I KNOW YOU FEEL WHERE I'M COMING FROM (FROM)
REGARDLESS OF THE THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I'VE DONE (DONE)
MOST OF IT REALLY WAS FOR THE HELL OF THE FUN (THE FUN)
ON THE CAROUSEL, SO AROUND I SPUN (SPUN)
WITH NO DIRECTIONS, JUST TRYNA GET SOME (SOME)
TRYNA CHASE SKIRTS, LIVING IN THE SUMMER SUN (SUN)
THIS IS HOW I LOST MORE THAN I HAD EVER WON (WON)
AND HONESTLY, I ENDED UP WITH NONE

>>214606046
Unemployed /cum/ is rude tbqh

>>214606046
In /bra/ it's the opposite
The later it gets the meaner
>>214606047
Incrível

>>214605977
>I just want to discover the secret on how to be a third world loved country
You already are, you're Brazil

>>214606066
Boo hoo nigga

Jamaica is incredibly dangerous but it's loved

shit thread

>>214606092
No it's not

frosted fags they’re gaped

>>214606033
I just post funny weed thoughts I have in this thread like
*african guy voice* you mus nevah agree wit a woman

Trooning is a phase just like being goth

Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald are far and away the best Pokemon games. The series should've ended right there.

>>214606090
They have good music

>>214606111
The most recent one where you fly is the best

>>214606111
They're pretty good, plus they have Blaziken

>>214606111
Idk Platinum was solid

>>214606111
Diamond and Platinum were kino
https://youtu.be/I1Egwloq6Lk?si=eTFZ2GtJ5M7fBuRz

>>214606111
Yellow, gold, silver, crystal and arceus all clear
>>214606127
D/P/Pl suck ass

They made a sequel to pokemon snap right? Did anyone play it?

>>214606132
Yellow sucks
Second gen is ok but has boring starters

>>214606041
Lum is a skinny, fair skinned girl with blue eyes
>>>/wsg/5939048

>>214606145
>boring starters
Have you heard the news? Typhlosion is a pedo rapist
I am not joking

Thoughts on Wednesday season 2

>>214606086
Recently i've been seeing brazil getting hate threads here but there are theories that it's one guy who came from /sp/ known as chikaner
Without counting these specific threads, it's usually just people who hate all third world countries in general i guess
There's nothing to do, kind sad
>>214606108
I only ask some stuff and joke on /bra/
>>214606090
It's a country with many beautiful spots, but I would be a bit afraid to visit it because of what people say
Brazil is violent, but são paulo countryside is not, Im not used to things like that

>>214606164
Jenna Ortega is bogged

>>214606145
>Yellow sucks
nigga it is the ONLY game that lets you have all 3 starters

KYS

>>214606169
I thought the point of Yellow was that your starter was Pikachu

>>214606162
shut the FUCK up. Typhlosion is PEAK of the fire starters. your /vp/ fantheories are irrelevant

I don't know what having a real friend is like.

>>214606110
My lum and ataru amv I made when I was 17 got 22k views on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGFnkK2yglo

>>214606169
That's lame though because I like building my team. Plus if you take Snorlax, that's 5 spots taken. Also I don't think you can evolve into Raichu

>>214606185
>fan theories
Oh no, it came straight from Game Freak itself
https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2024/10/16/pokmons-typhlosion-goes-viral-after-game-freak-leak-for-the-weirdest-possible-reason/

>>214606182
ok so you clearly never played yellow

>>214606185
>your /vp/ fantheories are irrelevant
Canon leak btw

>>214606191
>cover of build me up buttercup
cringe
gay

>>214606142
yes, and it was actually really good. not even kidding.

>>214606164
Slop
Emma Myers is hot though

*don draper voice* Peggy they want a man who shits not a woman who sits. Now get the hell out of my office.

>>214606203
>>214606211
stfu nerd

>>214606233
She's a QT
It would be based if her and Emma kissed

Can we take shots? What's your flavor? Flat drinks we call A cups
I just think I need one night, slightly more if it's done right
With that gorgeous face, I don't know your name
It ain't important babe 'cause I'ma call you mine

>>214606186
I wish I could hug you

>>214606262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCcDEUImeA

SOMEONE WON THE POWERBALL AND IT WASNT ME

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKK

What's the song where the singer goes "backdoor, backdoor~"
It's not the one with Carti and Lamar

>>214606271
It was Jason, now he's going to use the money to create his own political party

>>214606274
"I eat more chicken than any man ever seen"
Also known as "Backdoor Man" by The Doors

>>214606275
It was in Texas, at least it wasn’t California

>>214606279
No the song goes "backdoor, backdoor" in the same cadence as the "hey now, hey now" in Don't Dream it's Over

>>214606241
Don the Chinese have a saying... Me Chinese, me play joke Me put peepee in your Coke.

N

speaking of california, I am drunk

>>214606299
O

Hate women me

I’m going to buy Casey’s ice cream and wallow in the misery of not winning the powerball
That Texas retard will probably just spend it all on retarded shit. I’m so mad right now

>>214606280
those are basically the same thing nowadays.

>Texas
Oh so it for sure wasn't Jason, he'd be in jail

I deserve to win the lottery more than most

imagine if Jason actually won the lottery, it would be fucking hilarious the rage that it would generate here, fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of my favorite Twitter artists and YouTube animators just makes pictures of her OC now. I liked her older work much better

The lottery is a tax on stupid people. Nobody wins, they use it to fund the CIA.

>>214606342
I’d rather him win the lottery than anyone in California
>>214606345
Not true, someone in Texas won just now

>>214606147

>>214606147

>>214606147

>>214606349
Thought this was a link to a new thread for a sec, I was gonna give you a knuckle sandwich

>>214606314
>actually being mad about not winning the lottery
This is an extremely unhealthy thing to seriously fantasize about.

What are you guys still doing up?
I’m at work right now

>>214606387
im watching college football

>>214606387
Slept all day so I have no desire to go to slee

>>214606393
but the important games are already over

Based legitimate countries:
>china
>ukraine
>palestine
>north korea
>iran
>yemen
>venezuela
>cuba

>>214606274
Do you mean milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made

>>214606407
Cringe and brownrrone post

>>214606387
replying to you

One of my favorite artists hasn't posted anything this year, just reposting other people's art

i miss when counter strike teams were national

>>214606387
watfching anime

>>214606425
I know the feeling
Also tfw no twitter artist gf

>>214606399
yeah but nothing else is on and i cant sleep faggot kys

>>214606450
>going to bed at 10:30

>>214606429
What are you watching
I'm watching princess resurrection

>>214606387
finishing this book (thinking in bets)

get in

>>214606425
my favourite hentai artist stopped making doujins to make visual novels

Im indian someone please help me

drinking milk

>>214606458
fuufu ijou

I am very VERY attracted to the shy art girl personality. So much so I took an art class when I was in community college.
Alas to no avail

>>214606465
Just be white

indians stopped coming to canada

>>214606500
https://youtu.be/Q3lbxMfFTb4

I want the world to end

>>214606518
same

What if there was an alternate reality where Canadians started moving to India instead

Man, I really hope reincarnation is real. I don’t want this to be my only life

>>214606532
Nes

new
>>214606536
>>214606536

Stop making earlies

>>214606533
me too

>>214606547
Not very early
Better idea: update the page and check if a new was posted before posting your own

>>214605609
Why make posts like this? Do you just hate the idea of other men racemixing? 8 don't understand caring that other men like asian women