Thread 214605802

For the discussion of British culture

>>214605802 (OP)
ive actually been to boise

>>214605834
don't reply to the retard

someone email me a cig or something

>>214605906
just blew smoke at my screen

>>214605906
you wouldnt download a dart

>>214605857
Over a decade since I watched Soul Eater. It was alright. Definitely style over substance.

just bought the new thing

>>214605939
do you need a bf? x

Do you guys eat Maccas daily?

Gomamon is cute!!

>>214605956
Had it for the first time in months last week. Was alri but there are always better places to get fast food from

>>214605955
Hmm not really sure mate

>>214605956
Haven't had it in ages. Its always disappointing like in your head you imagine it to be lush and but it's just alright. And half the order is missing usually. KFC and Burger King are better

>>214605963
Are you getting the new Digimon game EW? It looks good

>>214606007
Probably will. Maybe not at launch but eventually.

asylum HMO plans in my hometown in wales
everyone furious

>>214606045
Powys?

hate dogs so so so fucking much

>>214606079
and what does this benefit you that love and kindness would not

>>214606049
Flintshire
They tried turning an old town hall in Northop, a village of 1000 people just outside Mold, into a 400 person male only asylum hotel in 2023 but were rejected on planning grounds similar to epping but it different and it wasn't contested cause they actually wanted to build new structures
Niggers have no place in Wales

>>214606016
hows work?

>>214606113
Alright. Nothing negative happened lately. It is boring though.

Bedtime soon team

>>214606130
thats good news. keep saving for your future or in case of an emergency

>>214606130
nearly finished with picrel and then focusing on technical analysis of stock trends book

>>214606156
It's 6am

>>214606218
Are you the guy who would swing a rusty pole around in the woods pretending to be Guts from Berserk?

Rorke stepping down from his position as commander in the Epping battalion after seeing this

>>214606240
no

redpill me on the Isle of Man

phwoar

just shagged a propa congress tart

>>214605834
same

>>214606261
apart from the bikes or flag I haven't a clue
also I remember they have a tailless cat breed there

>>214605939
>>214605986
>>214606016
>>214606049
>>214606130
Shut up spastic tranny you got to wage slave at Asda while everyone calls you sir chop shop ugly

>>214606261
It’s an island of men

>>214606079
https://youtu.be/iriBuIunNYM

10 minutes into the first episode of Kamen Rider Zeztz and it's already kino

>>214606306
You are...a fat incel!!

HOWLING

>>214606354
sent that clown back to the circus

>>214606354
Weretranny

>>214606351
I’m trans btw

It's time...final getsuga tenshou.

>>214606461
Hope you die from Freddy you sad low life cunt x

>>214606504
You're the one wishing death on people at 4chan at 6:33 am mate

Sort your life out you fat mess. And who the fuck is Freddy? Lmao

>>214606527
It’s called waking up you fucking retard your the one going to sleep at almost 7 in the morning, god tote such a retsrded leach of a neet stop trying to molest a cat that isnt yours btw
>who the fuck is Freddy
>30 year tranny
>doesn’t know who Freddy Kruger is
Fucking grim low life cunt

>>214606527
freddy's his bf lol

EW on a tear today. I'm glad she's standing up for herself

I hear freddy got fingered

>>214606581
what are you playing at?

>>214606569
He’s not gonna fuck you bro

>>214606554
>fucking retard
>your the one
>your
Think YOU'RE the retard here mate

>>214606606
thats him done

more and more convinced blair was a titan of a pm

>>214606619
yeah?

mad how this lines up precisely with me stopping drinking

>>214606666
.

anime

Hairline integrity: Compromised

Might play a bit of Silksong

Might get some sleep. Kip. Shuteye.

>>214606354
you’re a fat transvestite pushing 30 who has stayed up all night drinking and posting about anime characters to a 4chan forum where you tripfag

Got wacked off tonight at Chinese massage parlor.

Feel quite guilty due to the ethics of using potentially trafficked girls for sexual gratification, but it is what it is.

I enjoyed the massage more than the handjob. For some reason, getting my bare ass massaged is a big turn on.

not sure what to have for tea tonight

>>214605802 (OP)
greetings fellow bosite

>>214606930
lost the options at least

I hate how SaaS platforms will have yet another new UI - not because it offers something better / cleaner / easier, but because some product manager has whipped themself into a state of frothy arousal over the current JavaScript UI framework du jour and demanded it be used.

finally shaved my sidepubes

>>214606946
*shoves you in a locker*

>>214606944
i have half of yesterday pasta sauce that i could do with more pasta, but pasta two days in row would be an outrage
or i could add a little heat at turn it into some sort of chilli type thing
or i have half a block of seitan kicking about that i could razz up with some veg and make a stir fry esque meal
or i have some spicy bean burgers in the freezer
or i could go to the shops (between 10am and 4pm) and do something completely different

[british horror movie]
person: blimey
ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit
person: oi me beans

just woke up

>>214606975
Get the maccies in lad

>>214607012
who are you, my dog? dogs can't post on /brit/

>>214607029
i’m based

it's called Great Britain and not Good Britain for the same reason that you can call something a great tragedy but not a good tragedy

>>214607039
woah did you think of that one all by yourself cody?

petition to get shabana mahmood's fat bwc arse on my face

thoughts on Mexican food?

>>214606975
why does vegan/vegetarian shit sound so grim,
chilli I guess

>>214607054
Sloppy

>>214607054
keep it

>>214607054
burritos can be ok. almost as good as kebabs. tacos are shite. quesadillas are good

>>214607076
i eat a minimum of six burritos a week and they're a 9/10 food

at the emergency, called up a nurse about fingerberg and she insisted we go for a visit
might have some naughty infection in a ligament or joint or some woke nonsense

>>214607076
i shudder to think about how grim the Mexican/tex-mex food in Britain must be

>>214607109
You wearing your flat cap?

>>214607110
Most of it is quite bad. There's one place that does really nice chimichangas and burritos near me

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

reminder his posts are advertising

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>214607216
advertising, spamming/flooding, automated spambot, extremely low quality, etc.

Surely it’s a not bot. Why does he do it every day at 7am?

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>214607250
no one knows, he used to spam the netherland general with cuck porn supposedly the got exposed for various shite now he has been here for years

report the posts and dont pay any attention to it or tell it to go kill itself

could never be as bad as mouse cunt when he was full schizo spamming
or that cunt who just spams porn on a vpn when he's bored
or many others

>>214607297
kill yourself for defending literal bots posting shit that is the cancer killing this site and zoomers

Welcome back to the Gentleman’s Gazette

>>214607147
>>214607159
commit suicide

today is the 210th anniversary of the battle of borodino

>>214607286
going to just migrate to /lit/ instead. not sure why i ever entertained the thought of /int/ not being utter horseshit.

enjoy the endless racebait and cuckspam

>>214607393
bye. yank.

its a prerequisite to be a fat arsed brown woman to be home secretary now

just did something ghastly in the toilet

>enjoy your endless racebait and cuckspam i shall go to a place with a different flavour of endless racebait and cuckspam
mong

>>214607054
ELTON JOHN

I won't be available today, I'm being transported to the fantastical world of Skyrim you see

*puts on my serious hat*

Really really really fancy a Greggs bake

>>214607510
get me one too chum

asking the doc if smoking crack would be a good choice for me

Sorry for yesterday /brit/ bros

>>214606619
crashed into an iceberg did he

Ed Milliband (((bacon sandwich))) (black mirror)

not really vibing with /brit/ this morning, too many jfs

rorke quaking

>The government has urged people to "keep their cool" when the national system for sending emergency alerts to mobile phones in the UK is tested on Sunday.
I'm all nervous about it!!!!
Didn't get a wink of sleep

>>214607110
most of it is pretty crap. i never really liked any of it but there’s a place near me that i found that’s quite good. it’s more fast food-y type mexican than a hipster type mexican place. i tend to find the hipster-y mexican places are shite

>>214607686
>3pm
ill be fast asleep by then anyway

What the fuck, I've just seen that net migration has literally halved from 800k to 400k

Why isn't this in the news?

still in bed at 08:10. whole day wasted

>>214607727
>hey we’ve only ate half a shit instead of a whole one so far!

>>214607727
They don’t want rorke to know

*waddles to a seat in the middle of the thread*

>>214607686
between this and Halloween just around the corner it's been a dreadful time for us cowards

>>214607733
cofefe for me then runtoil x
lavely morning for it x

>>214607680
that expression on his face fills me with rage

I have 2 burner phones for talking to my two mistresses hidden from my wife. Wtf am I supposed to do thanks to this stupid warning alert? I'm going to get caught

When someone asks me for their coffee "extra hot" I just make it normal temperature
No one has said anything about it
I don't even know what extra hot means

>>214607425
Is the woman on the right AI generated?

>>214607828
means hotter than usual mate

Black coffeee is always too hot for me

>>214607843
It comes out the machine at the same temperature
I just press the button

bros we have to do something to save the IE people and culture from Semite culture
oh wait

What's some good coffe

>>214607883
Léon, Grind, Taylors

Today I will do something small that will improve my life

might get one of them new iphones

>>214607680
fuck nudes (but also send me nudes)
send me an STD test
normalize asking for an STD test before you have sex with a girl and it not being weird

>>214607883
None. It spikes your adrenaline and makes your body system anxious. Gives you black eye circles and makes you irritable

>>214607910
top g ftw

>>214607918
don't
yanks will spy on you

>>214607901
These are entry-level supermarket brands lmfaooooo bet you buy pre-ground!!!

>>214607910
wow so gangsta. hustlin every day n fuckin dem biches in da club

Fart loading…

some gynocologist bint on the hospital tv said “removing women’s periods isn’t only risk free, it’s actually positive”
dangerous and downright stupid

>>214607927
only if you’re a nervous fag. it’s filled with antioxidants

>>214607680
is this one of those "performative males" I've heard so much about

>>214607925
>normalize
FOY

>>214607952
>removing women’s periods
from fucking what?

poo dying

was it about giving teenagers birth control

might get one of them indian poo phones

>>214607910
hes spitting here ngl

its about to rain very heavily

I might kiss you. I might kiss you passionately on the lips. With tongue.

>>214607975
it was about some supposed woke women syndrome

>>214607927
>>214607956
doctorberg has forbidden me from drinking coffee and tea

send nudes

>>214607927
absolutely nothing wrong with a mug or two of covfefe a day, stop being such a pussyhole

send me nudes of your therapist

>>214607987
Give you diarrhoea?

how do you get nudes from a therapist
actually that one is married

send me dr melfi

>>214608034
Lickable legs

>>214608023
no, worsens my anxiety
I've been on meds for 11 years now
I also don't like hot drinks

I could get into therapy if it was an attractive milf
they should run therapy like an escort service

>>214607952
if i could trade my life to remove womens periods i would... imagine the pain they go through every day

that post wasnt me

>>214607931
You need to sleep
>>214607950
You’re broke and will die broke you don’t have what it takes

>You’re broke and will die broke you don’t have what it takes
brutal ktim

Hard times for Giga Chad

>>214608062
still not as bad as having to shave daily

What was sacked tranny doing up so early on a Sunday morning?

>>214608090
he was just flirting

>>214608090
bro looks like the doom guy if he grew a beard

I vented to ChatGPT yesterday
It was better than any 'friend' I ever talked to
one bitch said to me it was my own fault for being sick, I told her it'll be her own fault when she gets raped
I got blocked

>>214608090
he’s ugly

>I'm from Glasgow, and the first time I visited Taiwan last year, I walked back to my hotel late on a Saturday night, passed several bars, and there was absolutely no violence at all. I felt completely safe. Huge shock to be able to walk home at midnight on a Saturday and to just be able to enjoy the walk.
screaming

>>214607985
sounds made up and I already watched Hank on YouTube yesterday (asking about blood poo)

>>214608151
east asians are superior to whites especially britishers

>>214608113
sobering up

>>214608151
soulless

>>214608113
those shelves aren't gonna stack themselves

>>214608149
sexo
I am motivated to go read. but yesterday I was reading for 5 seconds and in my head I was hearing some answers that were a little too true... so I left

get it wanked NOW

bowl of afterbirth for breakfast

What’s the helly is going on with captcha

>>214608151
i’m glaswegian. all the talk of white glaswegians being hard men and sketchy isn’t true anymore. Might have been in 1981 but not now. You’re not going to be mugged or attacked walking home from a night out. People are drunk and rowdy but never violent. It never passes that threshold.

>cum for me
sexo

>>214606779
>fat owner has a fat pet

What a fat fucking idiot
God I hate fat cunts

>>214608113
steamingtoil I believe

he said as much

>>214608210
I am not fat, I've a thyroid problem

need a piss

>>214608210
ive got one big and rotund cat but the others are a healthy weight

>>214608219
not him but is that why you are on medications
are you on somatostatin

fancy a shag love

glasgow city centre is a shitehole. A dump.

>>214608223
Is it an outdoor cat? Might be being fed by other people

yeh

forgot to put the milk back in the bridge
gone mental aha x

when you wan t to talk about deep stuff like science and politics but everyone just wants to talk about justin blieber and partying

>>214608241
na hes just a big chungus

what is a good one-liner that will make Australians (Australian girls) like me
I think something like, just saying, "Australian fella"

if cities are so bad then why do so many people live there? checkmate rorke

>>214608269
should get yourself a carton of that UHT milk to keep in the cupboard for such emergencies

>>214608285
Stop overfeeding him you evil fat incel

>>214608235
>not him but is that why you are on medications
>>214608235
no
I was just joking
I don't have thyroid
I'm a fat cunt because my meds have made me fat as a side effect
I'm on meds because I've had constant depression for 15-16 years now and I've the kind of OCD that makes you ruminate constantly instead of washing hands or arranging stuff in order

>>214608288
>fancy a shag sheila

>>214608299
its all the Pokestops and gums
god I wish I lived in California (for the Pokestops)

>>214608301
im not drinking that pozzed muck

>>214608288
tell them about your SIM cards, your energy drinks, your mice, your peters etc

>>214608309
cool thanks
did you gain 10-15 pounds
>>214608319
shouldve given my therapist my budgeting plan for energy drinks. if it was the fit woman one then she wouldnt care much about the GOOOLD in SIM cards. theres gold in SIM cards, you know

Does /brit/ain have deposit bottles? In the Socialist Euro Republics, you get 25ct for every bottle you collect. What you see here is 6.25€ in total (5.4 pounds of his Majesty King's finest Sterling Silver).

>>214608314
better than the room temp-curdled cream currently stewing on your kitchen counter

>>214608332
no we’re more interested in white genocide and trannies

>>214608309
>kind of OCD that makes you ruminate constantly instead of washing hands or arranging stuff in order
think there may be another reason for this lad

rorke getting banned from greggs

>>214608331
>did you gain 10-15 pounds
80+ pounds
happened during the lockdowns

de BOMB BLAST

Got banned from Gregg's because all they had were tuna baguettes. Fuming

>>214608347
wow hopefully you can work that weight off

>>214608302
he just a big boy

Might move to Hungary desu

>>214608309
you should ruminate on your suicide and follow through with jt

>>214608332
is it called pfand or whatever in austria as well

>>214608336
its good for you
puts hair on your chest

>>214608332
there was meant to be a plastic bottle deposit / vending machine system put in place years ago like 5+ years ago but the whole thing has been mired in red tape and to date no such scheme exists

we just throw our plastic bottles into the ocean

>>214608223
>>214608285
>>214608363
good posts mr. capybara fella

scream

>>214608378
why so mean

>>214608363
post tubbyberg

>>214608363
can i see

>>214608314
enjoy your yogurt then

>>214608363
I don't believe you

>>214608382
Austria stood strong until recently as well, but now we have them and are in an interim period, where people still carelessly throw them away.
So people who are in it for the thrill of the hunt, like me, can get a quick dopamine rush.

>>214608360
I'm too lazy to work out lol
joined the gym but it triggered my autism back on because it put me in a schedule where I had to do things repeatedly in the same order.
>>214608341
what do you reckon it is then?
>>214608378
haven't been suicidal after the first 4 or 5 years of catching this mental illness

crazy how if there was no XP event and level increase I would be doing the hundo chansey grind right now (that is why I have 3 shinies I think) and completed the game
I could do with mental things like primal gea groundon (that Pokemon is pogchamp) although I have a shadow Kyougre

my bossberg is actually a bit evil

>>214608425
grow up

>>214608418
sounds like there's fairly decent money to be made collecting them, as per your example

good incentive for drug addicts and such to get out there and get hoovering up plastic bottles for the betterment of normal people

>>214608425
gobbledygook

>>214608332
>25 cents a bottle/can
Lucky cunt we only get 10c here, people only take them in when they have a trailer full to make it worth the trip to the recycling depot.

>>214608425
you're 30 years old mate

>>214608421
>joined the gym but it triggered my autism back on because it put me in a schedule where I had to do things repeatedly in the same order.
I thought autists liked that

yeah but hten adding a trailer makes it drag and heavier and you pay more (than what you get) in gas

>>214608483
>gas
FFFFFFFFFOOOOOYYYY

yeah and I got my own house to live in since working towards that since childhood so I think I will just play games

>>214608461
We even get 20c on glass bottles, unlike Germany, where it is only 8c. For people who live in the Borderlands this is a real arbitrage opportunity and is actually used.

one time in my youth the lads and I found a full glass bottle of Irn Bru in the park. It has been opened but only like 1 sip taken. In those days you could get 20p for a glass Irn Bru bottle so we took it out of the park, stood at the roadside and threw the full glass bottle as high as we could over the centre of the road where it smashed and littered broken glass everywhere

>>214608514
you live in a caravan mousenonce

good post
comedy gold

I once drank an entire litre of water

>>214608391
i’m a racist

>>214608475
yeah we do but my meds have calmed down my 'tism after 15 years now, something flipped in 2022. I changed.
Symptoms are a lot better
I don't sperg out either
the only thing bothering me now is constant ruminating

>>214608532
she looks like a trailer park crack whore here

>>214608538
no I dont
>grow up
you obsess over people on 4chan and dont even get the facts right. you are wasting your shit life
all the information of the world and its history and you use the internet to post interracial cuck shit and seethe about nonwhites. let people enjoy thinks you waster degenerate

>>214608483
What are you going to do, waste more petrol going in every week with only a boot full?

>grow up
says the poster that spends their time (all of it) saying the exact same thing over and over again every day on 4chan wasting their entire life
bet you wanted to be like this when you grew up, as a kid yeah?

flirting with keira metz

need to iron some shirts

>>214608580
totally rattled

>>214608598
yeah keep saying things you want to be true in your overreaction to make it "worth it" faggot. goodbye

>>214608585
for me it's shagging her then deliberately letting her get captured so I can see her corpse impaled on a spike aha

>>214608563
projection

There was a thing in the news years ago now about some kid who apparently saved washing machine companies millions in costs when he learned that for decades washing machine companies had been assembling and delivering their machines with a giant block of concrete inside, used only to weigh down the machine so it doesn't fly about when there's a washing on.

His idea was that instead of putting a concrete block in there, they could put a hollow plastic tub in its place and plumb it so that when the washing machine is first fitted, water fills the tub and that acts as the weight. So the companies save a load of money in shipping costs because of the weight reduction.

Probably shite but I remember it.

thoughts?

>>214608617
wasn’t even me that made the original post

>>214608620
highly ungeraltlike option to take

going for my run now
see you later x

mejiro tober

meltdown in 1…2…3

sexo Canada

>>214608656
Bet they rewarded him with a free washing machine and called it a day

if they start to shit up the thread, report them. that is what they announed with the m*ltdown post
if the quality of the thread is going to go down it is your job and duty to report their posts when they noncebotnett raid it (your thread)

PM of Japan just resigned lads

>>214608725
an unenviable job, what with the recent blunderbussing

>>214608663
*blasts you out of the thread with level 3 Aard*

>>214608737
cute dog
and who is it

why do people pretend to like this evil ghoul

>>214608725
didn't he get shot reecently

>>214608725
fingers crossed they elect someone who finally abolishes censorship in JAV

>>214608725
good
don't want him turning Japanese cities into African towns

>>214608759
posting about yourself in third person (ala "projection")

>>214608753
blue archive hibiki

give me a screwdriver pls Canada I lost mine

I'm contemplating of moving to (East) Germany if the NEETbux dry up.

Stats are:
Taxes about the same.
Rent 1/3
Health Insurance (not part of taxes in Europe): 1/2
Food: 3/4

But infrastructure is shite, the rail service is notoriously bad. Also people are just grim and aggressive, because there is rampant poverty and Arab mafia families.

Accidentally starting an argument is the worst

>>214608807
>catgirl
oh yeah sure
obviously that sexy cat girl is a dog. sexo!

just got a bunch of dopamine in the back of my skull - I think it is the real Canada!

>>214608832
the east seems grim as fuck

>>214608836
she's a doggirl not a catgirl

>>214606654
Been sober for over a year now. Around 14 months ago my blood pressure was so high I was on TWO meds to lower it. It's perfectly normal now without medicine. Fuck alcohol.

female colleague was unironically talking about starting an onlyfans the other day
naturally I'll be doing my utmost to try and find her account for research purposes

>>214608879
I knew it

have heard finland have very, very good gibs

>>214608892
How do you cope, then? Cannabis?

Neko though

>>214607820
Same. That smug/quirky plebbitor face enrages me.

tyre iron named dopamine: >>214608858

>>214608948
wish youd chemically make me a vegetable

>>214608948
sc

>>214608917
Yeah, weed sometimes. Otherwise I just learned how to live life without alcohol. It's been hard but i feel better than i have in many years.

>>214608984
um

>>214608997
are you a girl

>>214609010
UM x

I'm a girl

>>214609013
GBH in the test tubes...
just enough (all of the time) for the day-after effects constantly

>>214609040
why do you want canada to make you a vegetable

>Tube strike Monday to Friday
Insanity, they're usually a day or two

because hes so clever and charming

>321

sorry are we doing a special charity edition? Fucking get it made.

What are NEETbux in Austrialia like? I always imagined the Bogan life as collecting the Centrelink bux, drinking Beers and shitposting on what amounts to 56K (kbit/s) worth of internet connection speed.

and manipulative
I think I might start taking steroids, and then make a mental list of some things I dont want challenged, then I can start randomly punching people (when they dont fight back) when they say something that displeases me.... not hard, but just for the random acts of violence

>>214609078
you shut up rorke

Right well this is an absolute piece of nonsense
Get the new made

>>214609084
dunno i've always been a wagie
wish i was retarded enough to qualify for neetbux

>>214609112

>>214609112

>>214609112

>>214609112

you wanted the new and you arent even posting in it

hi

>>214609129
Austria is incredibly generous if you happen to be a Veteran Wagie.

You get 50% of your last net salay for a year and after that are capped to 1500€ a month indefinitely. Also matching pension fund contributions. Also you don't have to consume your assets, so you can collect Divvies at the same time.

It will propably be changed to the German system in the near future (you have to consume your assets and don't get a fixed amount, but horrible micro management).

>>214608332
We don't get money. We're expected to recycle (plastic, metal, glass) without being paid to do so. Truly we suffer in the United Kingdom.