Thread 214606532

/cum/ edition

Previous: >>214605164

i haven't seen a single jeet this year so far (i haven't gone outside this year)

I think I'm being manipulated for attention by a woman with BPD.
I think she's turned me into a beta orbiter

Spinny bros...

>>214606597
what

i have no peers

Peeer
Pee-er

had a dream that i was living in the UK having a night out and this prostitute approached me asking if i wanted to fuck for 35 pounds, so i told her if she could do a blowie for 20 pounds and we went into the bathroom of some pub to do it but some woman walked in on us getting started and pulled the alarm or some shit so we had to run
Then as i was running away on foot i started getting paranoid about getting followed so i took a detour and started looking back to see if the cops were chasing me, but i noticed the regular people around me were axting wierd and fair enough every single one of them were like undercover cops but like cartoon characters where each had a fighting style and started beating the shit out of me when i realized they were chasing me, with one of them literally just dropping pieces of glass on my face
>>214606582
i remember my first gf had this huge guy as a beta orbiter who would do her homework while i was dating her lol

Imagine there was a disease that remains dormant in everyone except black and indian people- to which it is 100% fatal

>>214606639
fuck you

>>214606582
Elaborate

>>214606643
That's not nice

gonna cook some ramen

>>214606639
I suffer as a beta male
>>214606648
Just talking to me a lot one on one when she already has a boyfriend

>>214606639
>i remember my first gf had this huge guy as a beta orbiter who would do her homework while i was dating her lol
I’d feel bad for these kinds of guys if I didn’t know they’d try to get your gf to cheat in a heartbeat if they could

Made one >>214606418 and no one responded….just a typical day in my shitty incel life…

>>214606644
whos child is that

>>214606670
Is she flirting with you at all?

>>214606662
justified tho

>>214606692
Impossible to tell, I can't read signals
I don't think so though
I hate myself

>>214606683
Are you that hey barbie guy who posted himself?

Women can have platonic relationships with men
Men cannot have platonic relationships with women

>>214606679
i felt bad for him he was just an arrested development kid whose parents didnt let out of the house until he was 12 or something, and he would carry this comically large backpack too with pretty much all the books and notebooks from all classes at once
guy was literally the biggest kid in school still, and he was like 2-3 years younger than me, could've probably beat me up if he wanted, i even was friendly with him he was a "nice guy"

>>214606705
No I don’t post myself on 4chan

>>214606490
I was like this too
Took me long enough to realize that shy art girls aren't gullible or subby at all, they're more smarter than you think and they get icked more easily than talkative girls.

>>214606715
link the url where i can make pictures like this?

>>214606715
I heard ai were getting piss filtery but damn this is actually hard to look at

I want to facefuck an asian girl while calling her racial slurs but I feel bad about it

I feel bad cause my little brother who’s a charismatic sex-haber who would proudly carry on the bloodline has all these genetic defects and has to have medicine to survive. While I, the disgusting incel who is too scared to even casually converse with women, am perfectly healthy. If I could swap places with my brother and take his diseases away, I would do it in a heartbeat

still not suffieciently drunk

>>214606741
Enjoy your brain damage

>>214606747
breathing air? enjoy your brain damage

>>214606566
I somehow knew the plot twist. Still cringe laughed.

>>214606725
it's from chatgpt, I will do it for you

>>214606717
I do sometimes feel bad for those kinds of guys (especially cause I see myself in them), but you can also just sense the weasel and the opportunist in them. They would absolutely try to steal your gf if given the chance

>>214606752
2nd worst AC game

>>214606750
>>214606756
Do you guys realize how amusing it is to watch you retarded monkeys kill yourselves

>>214606578
No one asked, jeet. Milk is white man's drink.

>>214606767
That’s not armored core dumbass

Anyone who believes in reincarnation are just chronic procrastinators and fence sitters when you think about it

>>214606735
God loves you.

>>214606770
Brownzilians drink milk

How to win friends and influence people has genuinely good advice. People like talking about themselves and hate being criticized. Problem is, some people see it as the end all be all of socialization

>>214606777
animal crossing > Armored corpse

i have fatty liver. am i cooked chat

>>214606781
I’m a chronic fence sitter and procrastinator but I believe in reincarnation for separate reasons

>>214606762
go on then

>>214606790
>Brazil
>raped by Portuguese
>got the ability to drink milk from that

>>214606800
Stardew valley>animal crossing

>You just got a like!
>Open app
>Fat lard whale, hideous ugly, and/or tranny again
I love modern society. I love how people that I’m better than in almost every single way get all the women while I’m a khhv. In a real society my strength and athletic prowess would strike fear into them and make me the one getting all the women. In a cucked modern society I am chained to rot in a cage of solitude for eternity

>>214606817
let me know when Stardew has 1/10th the character interaciton of animal crossing

>>214606808
>I need to be careful here: I cannot create or transform images of real children into anime-style characters.

There were two people at work who were both married and decided to cheat on their spouse with each other. Personally I have no idea why the guy would sleep with her as the woman is fat physically and has a fat personality

>>214606805
Perhaps but you haven't seen real cooked yet

>>214606807
Oh? Like what?

>>214606768
>>214606783
I love watching human animals suffer. It's genuinely so funny to see someone become addicted to something

Do you love Japan?

>>214606834
Children reporting past-life memories, knowing things they could not possibly know in their current life. Recognizing photos and people from said previous life, etc

>>214606841
no

>>214606841
do i love japan? no
do i like japan? yes

>>214606841
Japan doesn't have blonde and blue eyed white girls

Watching RONIN WARRIORS

Come to think of it, maybe I should become a drug dealer

>>214606838
Don’t cut yourself with that edge

>>214606841
あなたはVPNを使用しているインド人です

>>214606841
You are ok

>>214606841
I like Japan more than most of the other non-white countries.

>>214606841
no

My black neighbor's smoke alarm is chirping twice and I can hear it.

J***
J***
Jews
Jeet
coincidence? I think not

I wish this happened irl

I don't know what tv is out or people like, /tv/ is a completely dead shithole that obviously hates all television
/a/ I can read because they have broadly positive feelings towards the thing they talk about
As a consequence I really only watch anime

>>214606903
nice thoughts but irl relationship can be more amazing than fiction

>>214606922
To be fair, most tv sucks nowadays
I do think movies are still good

>>214606903
this is just /ss/ for pussies

>>214606922
time to move to the 'cord

>>214606931
lol I recently looked up /ss/ and got a CSAM warning

>>214606924
I'm timid, not funny, and incapable of flirting.
I want a gf so bad it but it's never happened

>>214606924
true but its a lot of hard work

>>214606841
Yes im learning Japanese on Duolingo

>>214606938
what do you mean

>>214606939
Same
Except I can be funny in spurts, and then women add me thinking I’ll be their personal court jester 24/7
Fuck you Yomna

Im learning italian on duolingo and pissing off /ita/

>>214606937
What, a discord about television? I have no idea how that stuff works

>>214606957
I looked up straight shota hentai and google said “looking up CSAM (child sexual abuse material) is illegal”, it really caught me off guard

im such a piece of shit i hate myself
i want my innocence back, 4chan took it from me

the internet took it from me
none of it was worth it

>>214606978
Google is right
You are a freak

>>214606981
>>214606981

>>214606978
you freakin PERVERT

>>214606939
used to be ion this list too but i've changed
no gf yet though, but that's fine

>>214606945
fulfilling hard work. great way to spend your time.

>>214606973
discord servers about MOVIES and CINEMA anon

>>214606981
you know what's funny? you can undo and rewire this in a month.

I have no razors so I'll have to resort to stabbing my thighs with thumb tacks

>>214606978
If the people at GOOGLE are calling you a pervert you really need to sort yourself out.

>>214607001
>fulfilling hard work
not always

Why do women like stardew valley and animal crossing

>>214606978
crazy how just a few years ago nobody gave a fuck about loli or shota at all, especially on 4chan of all places

>>214607027
bfore new horizons, animal crossing used to be really good

jamming out to will smiths new song

>>214607037
Yea but why do women specially really enjoy it

>>214607044
is that real?

>>214607010
/ss/ is a shit tier fetish, but I wouldn't listen to what the jeet company has to say about anything.
Every youtube video that talks about flaws in the climate change lies, gets tagged with the climate change wiki. Every video that talks about the problems with the covid vax, gets tagged with your country's propaganda.
Never trust google for your opinions.

Didn't realize the thread had been split.

>>214607001
>you know what's funny? you can undo and rewire this in a month.
Yeah right. I wish this was true but I'm very dependant on 4chan at this point, on top of it being a habit. My whole life revolves around in participating in weird toxic communities, watching lolcows, and being racist. I would have to completely change my life

>>214607050
yeah its from his new buck breaking movie

>>214607045
cute animals plus ego-justifying cute animalsd

>>214607052
What are some patrician fetishes in your opinion

>>214607052
Climate change is a legit threat
Please tell me you haven't been brainwashed by Big Oil

>>214607056
It's split like your mom's cheeks on Saturday night.

>>214607068
grim

>>214607072
Right wingers say climate change isn’t real because leftists say climate change is real and they can’t agree with leftists

>>214607072
>Climate change is a legit threat
this is absolutely unironically true

>>214607071
Females peeing.
>>214607072
"Oh no, please don't look at the data being released buy universities that go against my panic narrative"
Shut the fuck up, fag.

Day by day the Internet becomes a more dangerous and sinister place. I hate the Antichrist so much.

I’m not a big fan of the nun fetish. It’s overdone and my boner level drops to 0 whenever they show even a smidgeon of breast
Now hijab fetish on the other hand…

>>214607087
Show me some of this promising data, and be sure to prove that the person publishing it doesn't have a conflict of interest

>>214607092
If you don't think nuns are hot, you unfortunately deserve the death penalty

>>214607079
Climate change is happening, and would be happening if there were no humans.
You can deny aspects of the globalist narrative, without denying the process of the Earth.
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>214607082
It's very overblown by people who are invested in the green tech.

>>214606639
You're from Spain. This is a /cum/ thread. Pls leave.

>>214607105
Guess I have to post this again

>>214607105
in california we have have 5 consecutive eyars of fire danger plus hurricane warnings despiute the "cold" threat of the pacific ocean

>>214607101
Hijab women are more attractive
Nuns are only attractive when fully covered and your mind fills in the details

>>214606630
This is a /cum/ thread and you're Brazilian. What are you doing here?

Black lesbians are called "studs"

>>214607115
lmao like anyone with a brain would believe that MS paint graph

>>214607100
>universities have conflicts of interest
I don't care to convince faggots like you. I'm not your personal slave. You want an education, you can paypal me.
>>214607115
>posting the info from the people invested in green tech
Not surprised.
>>214607118
It's almost as if your state is run by a moron, and has been for decades.
Couldn't be related, right?

>>214607115
Don’t argue with retards, he’s obviously not going to change his mind. He’s already decided that because proponents of climate change are annoying, that means he must oppose them

>>214607129
didnt ask fag

Responding to trolls online has never been easier in 2025 thanks to gen z
Just type 0/100 ragebait

Works every time

>>214607027
women are fundamentally well adjusted, love nurturing things they fancy, and being cozy. would you rather they play coffin of andy and leyley?

>>214607020
what's the alternative?

>>214607005
never krill yourself

>>214607064
it is true. i was a complete loser with awful eyesight, De quervain, TFCC, my parents would yell at me all day, my younger siblings calls me fucktwat for being a bum, wasted easiest job of my life, and cried a lot at work in front of my female mentor. i have compsci degree but it's only 2.94 GPA so it's more or less a death sentence.

in reality it took me 7 months. january to june was pure misery, but then july and august happened and my life has never been more ELECTRIC than ever before.

>>214606721
Shut up.

I never bothered to look into climate change because in my opinion it doesn't matter if brown people are going to inherit europe anyways

>>214607138
I'm just going to hide all those posts, science denial grinds my gears like nothing else
Chudleaf can have his internet argument victory

>>214607133
as much of a piece of shit as newsom is, he has no control over us not getting rain

>>214607140
>what's the alternative?
either die a lonely man or turn to priesthood

>>214606765
yeah its kinda the same thing with bullying victims, you feel bad for them but when they have the upper hand they often turn out to be horrible persons aswell, being a victim doesnt mean you're a morally perfect person necceserally
eitherway this dude was pretty unattractive and was gonna forever be a "nice guy" to her doing her chores, i never felt worried about her cheating with him or anything, i often wondered if he even was interested in her

>show me the evidence
>*shows evidence*
>lol nice fake evidence, show me REAL evidence

>>214607144
how can you be a chud if you dont care if mr goldsteins goy cattle take over gayrope?

>shows no evidence just a fake MS paint graph
>pretends that's going to convince anyone with a brain

>>214607138
You've ignored what I said, faggot. I literally said climate change is happening.
But that goes against the strawman you want to make of me.
I challenge the narrative presented by the people invested in selling you the solution.
>>214607149
>It's science denial to reject the data from the green tech company investors
I literally said climate change is happening, but that doesn't fit into your strawman.
Cope and seethe. You never wanted the data, you just want to stay in your moral panic.
>>214607155
He has control over the diversion of rivers,in the name of protecting animals.

Hid that post so fast
It's best for my mental health

You got about 10 seconds to show me that hole, 'cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry, and if you don't blow me right, I might kill you.

>>214607183
>seething faggot can't handle even the slightest pushback
Don't worry, you'll 41% soon enough.

>>214607167
thats not what im saying. I do care and im saying that because it's happening (and doesn't seem like its going to be stopped) I dont care if climate change exists or not

Just hid another post

>>214606841
Sometimes, but this is a /cum/ thread so you shouldn't be here. Pls leave.

>>214607177
>He has control over the diversion of rivers,in the name of protecting animals.
I ;ive right by the american river. We do not get enough eater to supplement enougfh weater for northern california

>>214607188
thats a paki

>>214607140
>women are fundamentally well adjusted, love nurturing things they fancy, and being cozy. would you rather they play coffin of andy and leyley?
You don’t get this impression from modern women….

I fap to oneeshota and self insert as the shota.

>>214607204
Sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?
Please step out of the vehicle

>>214607212
Jason go to bed

>>214607144
Your excuse doesn't follow from your premise.

>>214607166
amazing, i'm saving that. thanks for sharing

>>214607160
commit to the bit then
https://youtu.be/pgFGKGhLXfI?si=afL0eS9qMpK_DiRN

>>214607209
both trad and modern women are fun. just find one with morals and values.

>>214607205
same thing, only an indian would think there's a difference.

Some of you are so filled with hatred

>>214607219
You're not my mom

>>214607230
im filled with semen thoever

>>214607230
I am, it’s because I’ve lived a miserable life

>>214607220
it does I just said it in a stupid way. basically if there's no future for white people, that means I don't care if climate change is real or not. in fact i hope it's real so the muslims that inherit europe suffer

i bet you believe in god too

do the opposite, brownoids coming to your country, you clapback by moving to their country. i recommend SEA.

>>214607230
stuck culture. being edgy is so middle schooler coded

>>214607212
based, but never goon brother.

Israelis really are the worst posters on /int/ by a pretty wide margin. Would be nice if 4chan just rangebanned Israeli IPs.

>>214607271
>you clapback by moving to their country. i recommend SEA.
Gringos are moving to Mexico City and the residents are flipping their shit
Ironic

>>214607275
Climate alarmists are the worst.
Mocking jews is at least fun.

>>214606532 (OP)
xth for please rangeban Belgium (from /brit/)
see /brit/

How come there are wiggers and weeaboos but there's no whindus (white people who larp as indians)

>>214607079
No, we say it is scientifically questionable whether "climate change" is entirely caused by human action, cow farts and internal combustion engines, because it's used as a pretext to implement globalist socialism. Just because a majority of people hold the same opinion, it doesn't magically turn into a scientific fact. That's not how science works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV1NUW51kSA

/brit/? more like /shit/

>>214606628
this thing is the biggest glutton goyim consoomer I have ever seen

Don't know how people can believe a book written 2000 years ago by some desert jews who didn't even know the earth was round

>>214607301
There's no social benefits from pretending to be a jeet.

>>214607317
what about wolos (white cholos)

>>214607316
They're raised in it, the same way the zoomers were raised in environmental panic mode. Neither group knows any other way.

>>214607306
Just because some governments use global warming as an excuse to further their own ends, doesn’t mean that the prevailing theory on what’s causing it is wrong

>>214607301
not even indians want to be indians

I hate this chudleaf so fucking much guys

>>214607358
ignore him?

>>214607358
beat his ass

>>214607328
that happens a lot in jails white dudes join the mexican gangs

>>214607356
Looking forward to this game

>>214607362
I just hide all his posts but I'm easily affected
>>214607366
He's too far away

i rarely see israeli flags in blue boards, actually never

>>214607317
tsmt

>>214607316
some people at any time and age are lot, lot, lot smarter than the average folk. there's a saying that what's the smartest person did routinely right now for their weekend will become a common activity 10 years later.

drumpf is right the covid vaccine is the safest vaccine ever created

>>214607368
in mexico?

>>214607377
>easily affected
why?

>>214607389
Because I feel directly insulted since I've devoted my life to science and understanding the environment. I just want animal populations to stop plummeting

>>214607380
what kind of grabber did you buy from amazon to reach so deep into the memory hole

>>214607405
he said that yesterday

>have a hijab fetish
>look up the NSFW hijab subreddit
>all the women are ugly and it’s just NTR bullshit
This might have cured my hijab fetish

>>214607414
where when

>>214607419
have you ever thought about maybe hijabs are just ugly

>>214607401
I feel you anon, I volunteer at a local grasslands sanctuary and it’s depressing to know how little natural grasslands we have anymore in America

tired

>>214607401
okay but you do know whatever he says or does has no effect on the animal population? you're essentially screaming and punching a brick wall and then complaining the animal population is plummeting

>>214607433
Neat, are you the anon who said you saw wild bison today?

>>214607387
In usa too

bro look for porn and wonders why is there only ugliness
sad.

>>214607419
melons

>>214607439
Yeah he's some random idiot on the internet, I know I shouldn't care.

>>214607377
>He's too far away
not only that but he'd beat the shit out of you easily. you libtards are always weak fucks

>>214607430
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/05/trump-is-back-to-touting-his-covid-shot-00548433

>>214607448
its better than that. he's inconsequential in the grand scheme

>>214607440
Yea, you see them often. Here’s a pic from a herd a saw months ago

>>214607455
interesting choice mr trump

>>214607466
Cuties

>>214607307
yeah getting shit on my bots copy-pasting the exact same SERIES of posts 200+ times

>>214607485
your bots eh?

>>214607485
You're right, I see the Belgian spam posts at the exact same time everyday.
Here's the thing though: what does this have to do with /cum/?

>>214607441
dont they have the aryan brotherhood or something

joining the aryan brotherhood to go make crystal meth to sell and smoke if gubberment doesnt give me it

I mean global warming clearly isn't real.

If it were, nobody SANE would have wedded it so closely with every pet libtard idea like socialism and social justice and all that shit.

because only a MORON couldn't see that politicizing something with every incredibly cringe and unpopular libshit strategy would make your PR backfire bigly

and even *I* don't see libshits are THAT stupid. Ergo, global warming is fake.

Any time I look at hentai I feel disappointed with myself
any time I look at real porn (rarely) I feel an immense self hatred and shame

>“You have vaccines that work. They just pure and simple work. They’re not controversial at all. And I think those vaccines should be used. Otherwise some people are going to catch it and they endanger other people.”
this nigga spitting facts

some jew is trying to convince everyone they aren't behind mass global migration and the jeet floods

he's getting upset because i'm just ignoring his cope posts

>>214607316
First of all, "desert Jews" didn't write it. There originally were 12 Israelite tribes. Secondly, there's enough proof and evidence to believe in the existence of God and archaelogical findings confirm biblical stories, so shut the fuck up. Thirdly, yes, there is scientific evidence for a flat Earth such as empirical observations disproving the officially-accepted mathematical curvature between two points, and FECORE's TLT experiment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwbN3woQQAM

>>214607518
>global warming isn't real
Correct, it's much more complicated than that and will result in some areas becoming much colder, hence why we call it "'climate change"
Yes democrats are stupid, that's how they lost to a reality TV host twice

vaccinating babies in the womb so it doesnt endanger other people

>>214607536
Israelis aren't jews?

Yah, I think it's time for bed.

hearing a british person scream in pain is music to my ears

>>214607271
I fap, I'm not a zoomer. Idk what "gooning" is

>>214607536
>Secondly, there's enough proof and evidence to believe in the existence of God and archaelogical findings confirm biblical stories, so shut the fuck up. Thirdly, yes, there is scientific evidence for a flat Earth such as empirical observations disproving the officially-accepted mathematical curvature between two points

>>214607569
brown people are so gullible

Left the cheetos in open air for too long and now they're chewy

hearing a yank sneed in vain

Finally off work

I denounce Yahweh
I denounce Abraham
I denounce Moses
I denounce Jesus of Nazareth
I denounce Saul of Tarsus
I denounce Mohammad
I denounce Joseph Smith
I denounce Vishnu

I denounce the torah
I denounce the gospels
I denounce the quran

>>214607578
*begging* I LOVE it when this happens

>>214607593
Based
The only gods are the sun, the earth, the moon, and the universe

>>214607593
denounce your mom

>>214607545
so why did they call it GLOBAL WARMING for decades huh

>>214607608
why because shes white and youre Indian (a god to you)?

I really wish I worked alone.

>>214607613
It's an emerging phenomenon that we don't fully understand yet, the name was changed to reflect this.
This also means you could be right and everything will be okay, but it's concerning that every year has been hotter than the last for like 20 years now.

jasonesque post

>>214607599
You want some?

gays not welcome.

>>214607628
if we're pretending these people are so smart they can predict the weather lmao then it seems pretty blatant they should have been smart enough to pick a name that sticks.

otherwise...well...you know people will rightfully presume that they're not actually that smart and probably wrong about everything else

>>214607661
You're arguing in bad faith, I shan't be replying to you further

goodnight

I mean, how gay can fucking a ladyboy be if you say no homo first?

I denounce Jason and all his works

>>214607655
yeah if youre a girl
>>214607671
gn pepsidawg

might be going to the tailor this morning with momberg

Jason for President

i worship white women

>>214607670
umm no, you're just submitting to defeat because my logic is airtight. It's ok little buddy, I'm sure you'll have a strong career flipping burgers, since your IQ is clearly not up to par for anything requiring basic logic.

Jason is the GOAT

Just hid a post
This new method of hiding posts that I don't like will substantially improve my 4chan experience. I don't have to read angering words, and incelchuds can get their internet argument victories over me

>>214607707
I'm white but this is something I would do

imagine getting angry over losing a debate on 4chan

couldn't be me!

(I don't lose debates to low IQ burger flippers)

>>214607723
lol seething faggot

>>214607671
Good night bud

>>214607742
So because I work at McDonald's that means my opinions are worth less than yours, NEET?

My butt is filled with poop but it won't come out

>>214607769
You try coffee?

>>214607768
actually yes

but also you don't work at mcdonalds. prove your wagie status RIGHT NOW or lier

>>214607769
stick a gerbil up there and it will eat your poop

>>214607798
don't recommend this

Mental health crisis? More like taking a shit all over my own balls with my big ass.

>>214607010
Is she a white girl?

I've always found it weird that libtards get so worked up over global warming. It's so obviously fake that I can't imagine being so stupid you'd actually care.

for instance the global warmingtards claimed most of New York Shitty would be underwater by now.

WELL??

WE'RE WAITING!!

I love police bodycam videos they are hilarious

>>214607790
I was arguing hypothetically, no I don't work at McDonald's. I'm a NEET like you, but I don't act like it makes me better than anyone with a job

>>214607831
Just wait until Mamdani gets elected, it will also be in flames, thank you

>>214607845
weren't they supposed to prove that cops were just out there shooting the shit out of every negroid they saw?? do we have an update on that?

>>214607815
You knocked it out of the park with this post

>>214607861
pretty sure the few intelligent dems left are trying to undermine that skeezball so they don't have to spend the next few years defending against >muh socialism attacks

>>214607877
Thanks bro. I’m out here trying my best.

>>214607866
they are out there shooting negroids but 99% of the time it's justified

>>214607845
The one with the dual-wielding knives is good

>>214607861
>it will also be in flames
inshallah!

>>214607866
I don't know about that, but it has been good for documenting crimes and helping innocent people

>>214607866
It turns out George Floyd actually died of covid

>>214607946
He couldn't breathe because he was wearing a mask, obrigado aí

>>214607946
didn't nigrafloyd die of all the fentanyl he took

/pol/fags are actually very reddit when you really think about it.

>>214607986
Nothing is more reddit than 4chan

recycle at 310
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>>214607856
I'm not a neet though but I guess at least you don't work at mcdicks that's probably good

should i sneak into the kitchen and get some chocolate before i go to shleep?

>>214608015
Fuck no, it's bad for your health to eat before sleep.
Save it for tomorrow

>>214607920
Cuckerney: "I've talked to big businesses in Canada. They absolutely need temporary foreign workers. The demand is huge, and that's why I'm going to speak with my immigration team to make sure we expand the program so more temporary foreign workers can come in. Thank you."

>>214608015
why do you have to SNEAK into your own kitchen, retard?

I ate leftover chicken and pasta and my dick is SOFT

he's actually a mouse

310

>>214608049
if you ate MY chicken and pasta, your cock would be HARD

Can we talk about jizzreal and pissistine

313

>>214608054
im a gerbil

>>214608038
Strange reply