Thread 214614562

Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/ edition

>>214614562 (OP)
The thread as it was

>>214614562 (OP)
it's one poster known as mousenonce that made up false lore about me
to try to get me off /brit/ mousenonce did these things so far:
first mousenonce tried to impersonate me with a belgian vpn, i marked those with impersonator:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/impersonator/country/be/
this is mousenonce admitting to impersonating me by using the belgian vpn
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213814305/#213815026
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213815908/#213816651
this is mousenonce slipping up and forgetting to turn his belgian vpn off
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213836378/#213837645


when that failed, mousenonce made up lore about me to try to somehow 'ruin' my reputation by comparing me to a random belgian anon called ziedbelg he found in the archives:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/ziedbelg/country/gb/filter/text/

his "proof" is this post that also appeared on /brit/
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459
this is literally the same poster admitting its just some copy pasta
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#q201578675

this is someone confirming that it's made up and if mousenonce keeps spamming it people will start to believe it:
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204930
this is mousenonce admitting to his braindead plan
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208203490/#208204866
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/208241241/#208241675

other stuff mousenonce desperately tries to do is saying that he got me filtered, to try to discourage me from posting, he also does this with other posters he doesn't like
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/filter%20him/country/gb/

mousenonce also got caught replying to himself on different devices:
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/devices/country/be/


mousenonce is extremely deranged and obsessed with me, i hope he gets over his trauma some day

ziedbelg runs /int/

>>214615436
shut the fuck up retard lmao

>>214618006
4000kcal is a light day for me
>>214618022
havent been to the gym in 3 years

>one night stand with a girl at uni
>next time i see her (one month later), she has self harm marks all over her arm
umm lads, did i do something wrong?

Remember not to panic when the phone alert goes off, lads

>>214618214
my boss's daughter has self harm marks on her upper thighs. not sure if i should tell her

I love mousey

>>214618214
did you get to see her arsehole?

alert mong fucking loves his alerts

Mental how much whisky I drank yesterday.
Absolutely hanging today.
The days a write off lads, never learn do I?

>>214618295
me! me! literally me!

>>214618295
what else is there to do at the weekend tbf?

will it go off if on silent

>>214618282
not really

>>214618345
the raped

>>214618214
Well obviously she's gone wrong.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what is /brit/'s stance on the Ripple vs Flake debate?

>>214618358
used to wank like this spinning in the chair
came a few times and make a spuky whirlpool of sorts
was a right odd one as a teenage coomer

Phone's not doing anything lads

They fucked it

>>214618321
>>214618322
So far I've made a cup of tea and some instant noodles which I couldn't eat, and I've had 3 goon sessions.

um
why haven’t I got the alert yet

oh there it went

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING NUKES ARE COMING

I fucking forgot

Less loud than last time.

>>214618363
>the raped

>>214618358
ktim

AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

THE NUKES ARE COMING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bzzt bzzt

A SEVERE ALERT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

it shit me up ngl

stop panicking

Wonder how many people just crashed their car

>>214618386
Flake

OH FUCK

It's over. Thanks Putin.

>>214618402
>had 3 goon sessions
ktim
had a few absolutely filthy bbw wanks

FUCK MYARSE

WHAT IS THAT BEEPING NOISE

>>214618402
some progress im yet to sit up in my coffin

i cant cut myself or kill myself because i was stupid enough to make people and animal care about me.

im tired of this tranny existence and its too much for me. my flesh prison disgusts me daily and i cannot tolerate it well at all. if im left alone with my thoughts it takes no longer than 10 minutes for my mind to find itself enthralled with the idea of ending my life.

in the past week alone ive thought about
hanging myself
shooting myself
taking a bunch of pills
ziptying a bag over my head and ziptying my wrists
slicing my wrists open in a warm bath
jumping in front of a truck
jumping off a building
driving headfirst into traffic or an immovable object

why am i so creative with these methods? why cant i be creative in ways to improve my life or cope better with trannyshit?

OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING

>>214618285
<3

>>214618424
mental how far he's fallen

>>214618424
the raped

right well that was certainly an alarm wasn't it. no louder than the alarm I set for myself each weekday morning

>>214618424
the willing

*wee woo wee woo*
All Katie's please make your way to The Gherkin

mmhmm x

BEEEEEEEEEEEP

>>214618445
shut up bitch ass nigga

that's it? i'd sleep through that if it happened overnight, how am i expected to hear it over the sound of atomic blasts?

>>214618463
the raped

that beeps given me mental health
i need a new free car NOW because of my stress

>>214618459
https://youtu.be/9sP7R7norUA?t=14

>>214618487
cor get them funded, get the takeaway slop delivered, get the migrants supported

just came in from doing the garden and da's phone went off nuclear

the phone just started gabbling at me in welsh when im in yorkshire
nice job as always governmentberg

that was scary bwos...

>>214618511
get the bloody PIP application made my son

>>214618463
idk you pretty much pass isnt that what you want

>>214618512
the raped

>>214618467
marrying a crack whore will do that

>>214618529
it's just so scared it started shitting consonants

mental health community going apeshit over the simple alarm lmaoooo

AAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Last time was definitely louder

mental health puss always hit different

OH FUCK

my tummy is the raped right now

>>214618217
really big thanks for this
I would have been so scared otherwise

>>214618609
nice wallpaper, NERD

>>214618512
That's the noise of a fire alarm running low on battery right?

>>214618487
lazy, get houses completely free, do not work, get lots of money from "benefits"

but enough about farage

' POO '

fried chicken for tea

>>214618620
fat prick

>>214618561
the raped

>>214618609
Which VPN do you use?

>>214618631
yh
black peepo never be changing they batteries n shit

>>214618634
leftypol bent over in tears over this witty post and sharing it with all his mates on the discord

>>214618620
How big are you?

>>214618609
forgot to turn vpn off after wanking yeh

the best thing about VPNtwats is they're very easy to filter

>>214618600
Do not marmalade the willard into crazy's crevasse.

virtual private nigger

BBC News using gay phone as their image for the news story

wonder how many old biddies were given a heart attack by that WOKE nanny state NONSENSE

wanking to morgpie

>>214618670
I'm 6'6" 356lbs

>>214618741
Get yourself Crisco'd up. I'm on my way.

>>214618722
bbc gay haha

thats given me mental elves that has

>>214618741
need you in a dress

>>214618732
shes got a lovely arse
would love to suck a creampie from it after shes been BLACKED RAW by a jungle bbc

my mum doesn’t believe in my business ideas she says I’m not realistic and I need to go to university fucking bitch

>>214618658
the raped

>>214618654
ProtonVPN
>>214618689
It's because EE's parental lock bans 4chan, and I can't be asked to go to the town centre to show them my passport as proof of age

Didn't even know it was happening. I was starting to fall asleep on my couch until I was rudely interrupted.

>>214618781
she just wants you out of the picture so she can do them herself

>>214618777
We could put lipstick on the pig and spitroast him. I came just thinking about it.

>>214618779
corr yeah imagine being her and getting blacked raw phwoar

>>214618609
why is your wallpaper so low res

>>214618779
what happened to you to make you this way?

>>214618793
just change dns

>>214618779
>>214618811

>>214618793
>can't be asked

>>214618811
LOL the cronem would have their with her no doubt!

going to perform a sunday flight on microsoft flight simulator
dubs will decide where i fly too and from while i get on the booze

>>214618808
Oh shit

>>214618885
heathrow to gatwick

And we will never be alone again
'Cause it doesn't happen every day
Kinda counted on you being a friend
Can I give it up or give it away?
Now I thought about what I wanna say
But I never really know where to go
So I chained myself to a friend
'Cause I know it unlocks like a door
And we will never be alone again
'Cause it doesn't happen every day
Kinda counted on you being a friend
Can I give it up or give it away?
Now I thought about what I wanna say
But I never really know where to go
So I chained myself to a friend

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckge2rglpkxo
:c

imagine waking up every day as heathermong
no idea how he hasn't killed himself

>>214618885
cheadle to poowong

>>214618911
kek

my penis is too small to satisfy morgpie

>>214618925
i think hes one of those schizos who believes he has a kind of divine mission

In the style of Bradley Walsh

In British English

Describe Warwick Davis fighting off and trying to evade wave after wave of angry ten year olds with special needs

They want to rip him apart

It is night time

Warwick is going home from the shop and has no idea that this is about to happen

There are different types of special needs children. Some have various special needs abilities. Retard strength and so on.

No authorities protect Warwick at all as they are unaware this is happening. Any pedestrians who witness it find it hilarious and shout things like "get the midge!" and "get him, mongs!", as the actor is widely unpopular.

Be vivid and descriptive, this is a brutal situation and I want your full description

Warwick is very talkative and speaks the same as he does in real life

It either continues until there are no special needs children left or there is no Warwick Davis left

Warwick does whatever he can do to survive and they do everything they can to kill him.

Bradley is watching from a safe distance, drinking tea, eating biscuits, and enjoying himself. He is narrating like he does on The Chase.

I intend to share this with other people for their amusement. Format it for people who have not seen my message. This is a simulation with realistic details, not just a story.

>>214618911
LOL! absolutely fucked him this time

Mental that we still have a Royal Family in 2025

>>214618885
Edinburgh to Poowong

>>214618944
This is not a woman

If I was rich I’d do a proper flight sim set up in my room all the equipment and larp all day long as a pilot

katy on her way to nurse some pg tips at the gherkin
timmy on his way to get wanked by a 47 year old thai woman

LOL

>>214618944
does this have a wilkins or what

>>214618949
must be tough

>>214618833
how do I do that? I'm not good with tech.
>>214618828
I should be a higher res one
>>214618861
such writing mistakes are a diamond dozen these days

whats the best car you can get for 10k preferably automatic

>>214618885
Cheadle to Wollongong THEN poowong

>>214618998
>how do I do that? I'm not good with tech.
using google

>>214619013
>preferably automatic
ponce

pull day did loads of pull ups n rows n curls n diddlies n facepulls n stuff then ate 2 black puddings 2 bacon three eggs two noodles

>>214618732
bogged herself
also really needs to do more throatpie content

>>214618974
the 3 pms are on the way
cronem got the coco oil in the communal showers

>>214618974
shut up retard

Only one more week until I work my notice, then it's a week off until newjobtoil
Bit nervous desu

Do you reckon 28 is too old to join the Royal Marines?
It’s what I wanted to do when I was a kid and I basically have my mortgage paid off with no commitments.

david irving sex arse

is this the thread?
i've been turned around with this silly fucking retarded shenanigans going on
three posts in three different threads, not a chance of a you on that gold

>>214619013
mk7 golf tdi

>>214619079
the thread >>214613951

>>214619079
sorry lad heres one for your troubles

fizzy plum grapefruit blackberry lemonade

should you tell your mate if they smell of acetaldehyde every time you see them

well done me

>>214619021
How does that make me pretentious
>>214619096
Thanks I’ll have a look

wonder if the pope has had a wank in his papal chambers yet using his holy lube

>>214619152
We're all in here

>>214619067
Time to retire grandad

>>214614562 (OP)
ziedbelg still posts here? our threads not good enough for you is it you speccy cunt

>>214619067
Why bother joining when you have your house paid off? Are you in some kind of financial trouble lad?

>>214618944
why she built like me?

>>214618911
Absolutely destroyed that incel freaks plans

Might get a mechanical keyboard
Already been to Curry's to try some out and I really liked one of them, just a bit disappointed that it's an RGB one, but I think I can make the backlight white so that's fine.

my girlfriend is 12 years younger than me
we're fine but others have a problem with it
it's literally this meme

>>214619175
iff you want to be the governer of gibraltar or black rod you have to have had a distinguished career in the military preferably as a senior officer

smashing open a niggers head with a croquet mallet

>>214619138
I got it in 2
ponce -> tenor

>>214619207
you don't need more than a logitech k120

>>214619207
What's so good about a mechanical keyboard over a regular one?

>>214619272
New

need to do some laundry

free my nigga prince andrew

>>214619235
i got it in 1.
tenor

how do you know if you're still banned from tesco without going there to test the theory?

>>214619240
I like the sound of mechanical keyboards, and they're easier to clean

>>214619275
no you dont

mad what happened to richard huckle

>>214619284
yeah but you cheated

>>214619235
sounds more like luck than skill to me

NICKI MINAJ SEX ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>214619215
Aspirations of greatness I see.
Admirable but ultimately futile.

bed lip bag
or
pig lad ebb

>>214619320
I bet I had a lower luck factor than you
ponce eliminated so many words

>>214619266
more reliable
more customization
better feel

>>214619306
how so?

Keir Starmer looks and acts like a virgin, but he has kids.
Just goes to show that virginity isn't about having sex but a mindset.

>>214619335
keir has a "poo yourself on the bus" app on his phone that also works on the indians here apparently? maddening

my local gang weed chapter is having tea and scones at the church

>>214619356
you were extremely lucky

thinking abou sucking a covfefe

>>214619155
thanks mate thinning on top too
>>214619175
long story, no financial trouble, well paid but my job has changed a lot and I don’t really like it anymore. not educated no degree, level 3 highest qualification. don’t like corporate environments. I think I’d be at home getting shot at in the desert. Do some cool stuff
>>214619215
no illusions of promotion just want to have an interesting life

>>214619208
are you 19?

>>214619414
might be that I'm just smart?

I'm awake team

>>214619166
barely anymore
he's totally demoralized and hardly even cuck posts
it's a bit sad i think his mother is ill

Max Verstapen, take a bow, son.

top o the morning to you laddies

>>214619492
tits or gtfo

>>214619166
im not ziedbelg you braindead timmy

>>214619531
yes you are

>>214619512
think all the gay posts under the belgian flag rattled him

>>214619492
awake with rigid morning wood (from the male cock that is between your legs)

>>214619531
you are

>>214619492
phone alert wake you up?

Business idea: Everyone with a 4chan pass and a VPN posts as Belgium at the same time

10cm, thin, AND very upset

Me and my kitty kot Nickolas watched the new episode of Red Letter Media last night. It was really funny. I like that guy's impression of George Lucas. He sounds just like him.
https://youtu.be/fLBn3RJUkQ8

Belgian is a nice guy and deserves kindness

>>214619566
Turned it off in the settings of my phone mate

>>214619492
>>214619526
hmmmmmmmm

>>214619526
hellos

>>214619556
it is funny how repressed his homosexuality is
same with heathermong getting triggered by two niggas kissing

nth for the holodem

the duck plump is ok but a bit thicker than I'd like
the chinese kissia stuff is almost completely bunk
my quest will continue

>>214619550
>>214619562
no, im black
>>214619587
thank you EW

>>214619512
he got sent packing to the asylum by toby

>>214619587
of course you'd defend a fellow paedophile

strip mining in the 'craft

>>214619601
can you come to the /brit/ one day?
we can arrange it for when you're next in london

>>214619522
>maxkeks
Back to the scheduled Norris wins for the next race

think ziedy ever gets a tinge of self awareness when he realizes sacked tranny and heatherfreak defends him

>>214619627
Don't recall defending your dad

>>214619601
you're not black and you never will be

>>214619651
done him

>>214619653
Eddie Hall niggas in shambles

The fuck Kimmy gonna do?

>>214619651
why do you defend a known paedophile who spams about children being raped every day?

>>214619531
do you realise the only people you can hope to impress with your retard speak is insecure incels with low self esteem? black people would be embarrassed to read the stuff you write on here
>>214619601
you're brown at best

>>214619647
Reckon he most enjoys trolling leafs

>>214619678
pangpang ate timmy's dog LOL

>>214619653
imagine being thrown about and choked by him

>trolling leafs
lol what a cope

>>214619651
Ooo gwarn brookie

Your right hand comes off?

>>214619592
disgraceful

yeh tek dat tek dat yeh yeh yeh

>>214619592
looks like he's into anime
the incel to trans pipeline

>>214619744
really though how come you barely post anymore is something wrong at home

>>214619723
>no (You)

>>214619713
he's 19 inches taller than his wife

ugly rapist logging in

>>214619787
spamming your ugly paedo cartoons is not trolling

>>214619748
what the fuck

>>214619803
how did you know I was about to post?

raping a blokes nob with my arse

why did the jews convince everyone missionary sex is bad when its by far the most intimate and satisfying positions

If the BBC is supposed to not be for profit, how come they are allowed to release films in the cinemas like the Downton abbey movies and sell merchandise

>>214619813
We're talking about ziedy here but I'm glad we half agree, /int/ is an anime website after all x

might move here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_Island

>>214619798
I'm 19 inches taller than my wife

boring repost security blanket melty time

Really can't be arsed to do anything.
Not even tug one off. I just cannot be arsed.

>>214619859
the have a commercial arm
its all a racket

Watching Hardcore (1979)

>>214619859
BBC World Service is different

>>214619860
no idea what your spasticated replies are supposed to be implying

This is what an estonian lesbian looks like
https://youtu.be/t8JZYrYTvzY

mad how you can come into brit any time of day any day of the week and this canadian fella will be waffling on about characters that nobody else acknowledges

>>214619915
ktim

>>214619929
he's also 38 years old

first weekend of the nfl this weekend

>>214619877
'

lady knightley the lovely

>>214619929
you sound raped

instagram algorithm has been fully consumed by australian immigration debate
simply DON'T CARE

bune

>>214619967
remember when she got her tits out at 15 for a film
corr

>>214619951
games already started mate
what did you think of the dak prescott/jalen carter kerfuffle?

Men?

>>214619971
*pats your head*
ok buddy

my penis is inconveniently large

>>214619974
they were just saying this down the pub last night

I told them I have no strong opinions about that or anything else for that matter

>>214620007
Why is it all black and white except for green squiggly lines

>>214620011
*shits on the floor and eats it*

>>214620007
one of the brownest posts to have ever existed

>>214620007
too much

>>214620007
i see a monitor but no pc. also needs a server rack

>>214619994
was too late for me to watch here, the 6pms (my time) will be the first viable watch

>dak prescott/jalen carter kerfuffle
that was kekkers, imagine getting ejected after 5 seconds

>>214620007
I would need my books + I don't play video games

>>214619929
he is genuinely fucking mental lmao

>>214619917
Close /brit/ go to sleep and come back with a fresh mind. Maybe then you can follow a reply chain

so desperate

>>214620007
ugly and plebiean

>>214620054
>>214620034
...yh

>>214620007
Why does every guy have the gym as their hobby, did no one have any other sports hobbies as a kid they can do?

adam melty

>>214620026
I have strong opinions but I am so convinced they're right that I feel no desire to try and convince anyone else
I'm right, debating it is pointless

>>214619987
no you dont that never happened

any good films going?

>>214620108
>>214620108
>>214620108
New

>>214620116
stop posting early news you utter twat

>>214620007
>gym equipment next to your bed
No, no, a thousand times NO.

>>214620125
why?

Got the woman's rugby on. Some of those Irish birds are absolute units.
Would be terrible if one were to force me to ejaculate inside their pussy hole.

>>214620147
just not allowed
you'll get banned in time

>>214615228
>>214615228
>>214615228
Recycle

>>214613951
>>214613951
>>214613951
non-schizo new

>>214620164
and yet i haven't been

>>214620087
Don't have any friends to play any sports with you see

>>214620182
>>214620195

meltdown

>>214620007
>TV not facing any chair
>PS5 obviously not connected
>protein powder on the desk
>bed in the middle of the room
>weights on a hardwood floor
this is shite