Thread 214615181

gay black men built britain edition

>>214615199
They haven't renamed this or pork faggots in the shop yet

christ is king

2010 lads

>Mass Effect 2
>Bad Company 2
>Red Dead Redemption
>Mafia 2
>Black Ops
>Minecraft
>Gran Turismo 5

Now that was a year

>>214615256
actually mental how much of a loser you are

>>214550086
Asked chatgpt to tell me about /brit/ and it just gave me the above post number

Christians are goycattle.

>>214615279
>>Mass Effect 2
replayed the mass effect trilogy earlier this year, its still really good imo

What was the last spainlad post under his trip

>>214615326
the christian british empire was 20 times bigger than the pagan roman empire

>>214615256
kek

Asylum center for 35-100 people has been approved in my home town
Everyone up in arms and protesting all weekend
Counter protestors were bussed in from out of town to defend the rights of nigger vermin to rape the locals because literally nobody from the town actually wants them
Disgusting stuff desu the Labour MP for the area did a bunch of gaslighting and the council is playing ignorant
Labour know they have no public mandate and will be ousted next election so are just speed running fucking up Wales with nigger vermin as fast as possible

janny are you okay are you okay janny

>>214615372
Romans did it all on foot and wooden ships with no guns, telegraphs or railways.

Not to mention the British Empire was essentially prototype ZOG while the Romans very nearly wiped out the eternal enemy.

>>214615403
you must mean labor and new south wales

>>214615228
>>214615228
>>214615228

the new
>>214613951
>>214613951

>>214615444
>>214615446
uh oh melty

>>214615256
wow

>>214615443
is this a man or not?

>>214615497
yeah

>>214615526
right
*continues stroking*

fucking sort it out janny

hanging out at the pokemon vending machines after school lets out

cor blimey!

>>214615562
>>214615563
Um!! xx

>>214615586
>>214615586
>>214615586
Real new

could you handle a 6'2" German bird lads?

brits sent women like this to Australia willingly just because they were criminals?

>>214615615
>>214615615
actual, factual new

>>214615619
5'7 yardie cronem handled her last nite

any cricket watching man in?

>>214615562
spaino on his holibobs down unda

why do bongs love this song so much?
https://youtu.be/Xu3FTEmN-eg

violence tek place last night

>>214615784
black on black violence

>8 /brit/s
oh we doing this again are we

this is a 28 year old woman

>>214615619
We'd have giant children

>>214615829
gherkin veteran

>>214615829
why do modern women age like milk now

>>214615228
>>214615228
>>214615228

nth for perthshire

heathermong desperate for everyone to use his thread
something about this op gets him hot and bothered

>>214615827
discord tiem is funnee time!!

>>214615920
>>214615920
>>214615920

shitting

>>214615905
the raped

>>214615256
the birth of tragedy is incomprehensible if you don't have a decent background in greek mythology

What races of women have you had sex with?

right well I can't be arsed with this thread splitting shite so im off to do something else x

Mousey is the kombucha of 4chan

>>214615901
To be fair, you're also desperate for people to use your shitty threads. You're almost as annoying as him at this point.

>>214615975
white and whatever the irish are

>>214615970
maybe she does

had a dream last night that I got on my pc and typed /brit/ in the search on /int/ and the entire catty was just /brit/
Somehow there were 456 /brit/s and each of them was at or near bump limit

>>214615996
nobody is forcing you to use any of my egregiously early spam/troll threads and yet here you are

actual new

>>214616050
>>214616050
>>214616050

/brit/ons gathered in their generals

>>214615958
you like da discord time? funny boy? haha!

>>214615829
This was a 28year old man

>>214616104
the raped

>pay 1500 credit card bill
>cashback of Rs 2
fuming

>>214616117
Wouldn't be too bad without the beard and hair
would still look older than 28 today but are george smoked about a thousand fags a day

Ahead of the 2023 test, domestic abuse charities warned that the alert system could potentially endanger victims by alerting an abuser to the existence of a secret phone.

The National Centre for Domestic Violence advised people with concealed devices to make sure they were turned off for the duration of the test.

The government has stressed that emergency alerts should remain switched on, but has published a guide, external for domestic abuse victims on how to opt out.

>>214616117
he is gorgeous and beautiful <3

>>214616190
Probably doesn't look very good these days.

why do they think the law doesn't apply to them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gn94j-dbuqA

lost my nambla card

>>214616165
sad but lovely

reminder the janitors allow this because they hate you

>>214616219
should be executed

We are in here
>>214616239
>>214616239
>>214616239

>>214616218
he is more beautiful than ever now

dinner: complete

>>214616165
>smoked about a thousand fags a day
Tried to stop the homosexual menace

>>214616219
should be sat on my cock and absolutely draining my life force

nth for the baddiedem

All in here
>>214616276
>>214616276
>>214616276

got to peruse the supermarket with all the inevitable biomass clogging up the aisles

>>214616280
lol why bread

um

Whys he having an autistic melty?

>>214616336
im having deep conversations in about five of those

>>214616329
bizarre JF question

>>214616337
could be any number of freaks have a melty.
top suspects:
heathermong
leaf poster
spaino
mousey

>>214616346
Pondering the size of the fat bastard who scranned this

get the new made

>>214616337
:D

>>214616219
>She made a stupid mistake
>It's not her fault, it's her so called friends got her mixed up in this
>She's only 23 and she's never done nothing to no-one
>Please give generously
lol fuck off. enjoy your 15 years in a dubai jail

>>214616451
>>214616451

>>214616387
bread is meant to be a filler carb
the meal is already very carb heavy and imbalanced without the bread
it's a hilarious addition peeking out there from beneath the beans

>>214616406
once ate 9 slices of toast and 2 tins of beans, spent the next 2 days on the shitter

>>214616470
finally the new

alright my work here is done

>>214615868
They age better than they ever have. We have more access to nutrients than any other people throughout history. This lady is 32 in this image (1936). That blonde lady is just an outlier.

>>214616488
>beneath the beans
title of my tell-all autobiography

>>214616488
slice of bread with every dinner is peak british culture

all these /brit/s are pretty good but we really need the variants
your /brig/s, your /brot/s, your /bert/s and so on

can i get a /bant/

>>214616542
as a long serving /birt/ poster i've retired my gimmick

>>214616329
Bro doesnt double carb

>>214616531
oh yes I know
and the maintenance of that custom with the simultaneous all but ceasing of physical labor has resulted in some very startling appearances
hasn't it?

>>214616515
food is less nutritious than ever mate
>study found important nutrients in some garden crops are up to 38% lower than there were at the middle of the 20th Century. On average, across the 43 vegetables analysed, calcium content declined 16%, iron by 15% and phosphorus by 9%. The vitamins riboflavin and ascorbic acid both dropped significantly, while there were slight declines in protein levels. Similar decreases have been observed in the nutrients present in wheat.

>kosher salt
Lmaooo imagine needing a rabbi's blessing to season your food
Americans really do this

Miss my ex, lads

>>214616666
do they?

americans take entirely normal bog standard salt then call it kosher salt for some reason

GET IN THE NEW
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>>214616696

>>214616691
I like the way he looks

>>214616622
shan't be accepting any critique of national health from an american

mental health site having a whinge about the government phone alert that's happening in a bit, they say it affects their mental health

>>214616622
Bet you're no better are you Cody

my mental health is affected by the mass wave of invaders on our shores

remember when the catalog was only /brit/

having a few days off from vidya. need a break innit

>>214616637
What you just posted is about garden crops. And we still have easy access to weird ass food like bananas, pineapples, mangos and shit that we'd never have such easy access to a hundred years ago or any time in human history prior to that. Think about refrigeration, the electricity necessary for that, how difficult it was to move from one place to another back in the day. The more I think about how stupid your claim is the less I want to keep typing a reply.

people spend their days sitting inside earning money so they can pay for a gym membership and spend their free time doing physical labor
I don't like this it seems like a scam

just told the missus i want to be a gay porn man
she rolled her eyes and walked off

Any new threads then xx

>>214616811
the bulk of people's diet is garden crops

>>214616805
when heathermong had that melty a few days ago and spammed the pear image, aha good times

>>214616811
don't talk about my mangos like that

Craving food

>>214616858
Alri de 1902 lad xx

>>214616779
not really
I am struggling to eat enough on a daily basis
I am withering :(

>>214616854
We're in the 130s so far mate, still a bit to go yet

>>214616905
Stupid cunt

>>214616753
america and britain share many customs and the constant eating of bread and sweets is one of them
so looking at it as an us vs them situation is pointless and silly

>>214616858
You're talking right out your ass now, fucking Google shit before you say it you stupid cunt. If this conversation were in person you'd have lost your teeth by now.

why are black people so impulsively violent?

>>214616893
What's for tea tonight
Might be fish for me

>>214616924
you ok?

my bum is out

what the niggering fuck is going on

>>214616987
what's wrong with their ears?

>>214617017
>>214617017
>>214617017
THIS IS THE THREAD
MIGRATE

43 minutes until our phones all explode lads x

get the new made

>>214617015
nothing

>>214617030
uh what?

>>214617029
you're gonna get us geo-blocked for spamming mate
oh wait I just remembered that jannies don't moderate on /int/ when it matters
in that case go ahead

Janny, you fucking cretin. Listen up.
Get the extra fucking thread fucking tidied up, I'm done asking nicely. You fucking prick.
Do your fucking job.

It's thundering lads

=D

>>214617047
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4g2xp30lg2t
big massive explosion x

>>214616927
i accept your concession

>>214617064
Pondering the specimen who gets annoyed because there are multiple brit threads

>posting pakis in key guvment positions is not ok
>posting niggerfaggots is ok
Another job well done, jannies

fourteen threads? fourteen

>>214616987
Tried watching this, got to episode 3. it's a tad boring, where's the killing? The drama? the violence? The suspense? The murder?

C:\>keir.exe is running...

>>214617104
there's none, you watch it for the sexo elf

janman providing the service he's paid for

>>214617127
How the hell is it so popular then? I feel like zoomer attention spans would never tolerate such a series

Will be setting aside money in my will to have a local park bench dedicated to all the lads on /brit/

>>214617151
zesty lil nigga

dimpled cob
or
piddle comb
or
my odd clip
or
did comply

>>214617155
elves are very popular

what are some cool sliders for a proud national socialist to wear around the house and in the garden?

He has spoken

There's nothing gayer than dumb rightoids who blame everything on Fabians and think Labour are secret ideological communists. Why didn't toryboys do anything for 14 years?

They are just servants of jewish plutocracy. Plain and simple. Capitalism and communism are used and discarded at will by ZOG.

The global human population should stay between 50million and 1 billion all of whom should be white with the exception of the Japanese
The rest of the world should be given back to nature

>>214616955
Whatever they give me at the wedding

>>214617216
>>214617227

>>214617229
oh a wedding that's nice what kind of food do you think they'll be serving

I'm an island boy

10. 4. 19. 210. 62. 901. 15.

>>214617202
get this fat cunt drone struck

>>214617257
she was a continent girl
can I make it more obvious?

>>214617216
Do right wing chuds like the tories
I certainly don't

>>214617255
The usual meats and cheese. If there is anything special on the menu I don't really know. I'll soon find out.

>>214617227
Completely agreed. Honestly the Japanese should be given the Kurils and Sakhalin as well. They deserve it for WW2 and they're not at all part of the European homeland.

You guys looking forward to the phone alert at 3pm?

>>214617314
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>>214617314
NEW

>>214617301
hope it's a nice time

>>214617307
i was not selected for the phone alert :(

>>214617326
finally a fucking new

>>214617307
Lad I'm pumped for it. I've got the cans open, pre-drinking, gonna be setting off fireworks outside, I'm fucking PUMPED man, ready for the big moment!!!!

>>214617327
Thanks:)

Does this janny even work Sundays?

>>214617307
bet it'll be shite

got two phones me i reckon they both go off at 3pm

>>214617292
They did until 2022, no matter how much they cope. They were fully on the Based BoJo AngloFuturism Singapore-on-Thames train until they went outside and saw Africans.

>>214617202
What's the story behind this lad?

get a load of johnny two-phones over there

Janny just straight up let's us spam new threads btw

Might start taking HRT

>>214617427
May as well get heathermong on the job again filling the catalogue with pear threads

>>214617368
are you a drug dealer

This website has declined in recent years

>>214617463
Has it mate? Really? *walks off before you respond*

Get them raised

Very observant! The sacred and the propane

>>214617202
>The Rizzler was born in 2016

>>214617483
on every street in every town in every county of this fair and ancient land

>>214617483
Yeah we know niggas are out again

>>214617386
He's the Rizzler. He goes about rizzling people

get the pure satire posted

>>214617483
why are ninjas raising the welsh flag?

so it's the tube drivers, who get paid £40 an hour, who are striking?

Play Monster Hunter

>>214617522
need absolutely need this in every piece of public transport in the entire world

How do I buy Viagra? Can you buy it in pharmacies or what

>>214617522
me on the left

>>214617574
trip on

>>214617461
no but it is a work phone

I think I managed to solve that whole issue with youtube where you can no longer scroll down while in fullsceen. If you use firefox or any other browser where ublock is not castrated use this filter:

www.youtube.com##ytd-watch-flexy[fullscreen] #single-column-container.ytd-watch-flexy, ytd-watch-flexy[fullscreen] #columns.ytd-watch-flexy { display: flex !important; }
www.youtube.com##ytd-app[fullscreen] { overflow: auto !important; }
www.youtube.com##ytd-app[scrolling] { position:absolute !important !important; top:0 !important; left:0 !important; right:calc((var(--ytd-app-fullerscreen-scrollbar-width) + 1px)*-1) !important; bottom:0 !important; overflow-x:auto !important; }

Need the British working class replaced
Disgusting people

>>214617607
sus

>>214616280
peng

poofs

Have you fags ever won anything on those giveaway websites like BOTB or Dream Car Giveaway?

Why would anyone want to "integrate" with a load of dumb biomass
Why don't they go back to their own countries where they can do all their biomass nonsense to their hearts content

>>214617611
this is c++ code that steals your internet cookies

Kek

Think the swedes are now spamming news

>>214617716
>phoneposters

>>214617696
>Why don't they go back to their own countries where they can do all their biomass nonsense to their hearts content
because they can do that here, just better

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/roUq1MTk2c0
Rorke's da

was supposed to clean the flat today
just been farting and wanking and drinking since i emerged from my incel pit

Toil tomorrow

>>214617724
me and the boys at the round fleshlight. call that a Cumalot

>>214617746
I ate 8 Greggs sausage rolls yesterday and I have been hotboxing myself since 6 this morning.

>>214617777
yeah?

>>214617758
ask not for whom the bell tolls

>>214617730
>wank4

love knows no colour

>>214617775
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>214617773
jej

In the style of Bradley Walsh

In British English

Describe Warwick Davis fighting off and trying to evade wave after wave of angry ten year olds with special needs

They are armed with pencils and believe that there is chocolate inside Warwick that they can get, they are highly motivated to open him up

It is night time

Warwick is going home from the shops and has no idea that this is about to happen

Be vivid and descriptive

I intend to share this with other people for their amusement

We should be helping our own shouts the rorke
But when we do help our own we call them scroungers and such

>>214615256
she's done you mate

>>214617775
Alright fatlad?
8 sausage rolls is another level of greed though good god

>>214617794
haha
saved

>>214617775
any sauce on them or what?

>>214617813
Leftypol at the open-mic night with his poetry

>>214617794
wonder did she get her insides rearranged by his soul pole later

as a lefty we need immigrants to continue on the country, it's billionaires who are the problem
why do we need immigrants?
we need immigrants to make sure the jobs are done, otherwise these companies will have no workers and the owners will lose money
what do you mean i'm on the side of the billionaires? i'm a lefty?

>>214617844
Fuck no. Soggy as fuck 4pack ones.

>>214615256
Women always always always its women

>>214617878
We need them because its the right thing to do rorke. Get them housed get the wanked. The poor wee lambs

>>214617877
he got that s curve no doubt

15 minutes until the mind control siren begins to shriek :)

for me its reggae reggae sauce on the humble sausage roll
a daring fusion

atened two bags of morrison's bakery cookies

>>214617877
I thought it was 2 women

>>214617775
>>214617746
ate too much last night and feel like shite this morning

>>214617933
>"Oi, what's all this then?" Warwick yelps, dodging sideways with the agility of a leprechaun on roller skates

>>214617947
how are you lot enjoying the last few moments before your brains are permanently enslaved by the NWO? personally im wanking

quite like this AI slop but I hate that I like it. makes life feel pointless when you can't be as witty as a robot these days

>>214617978
i’m immune to jewish tricks mate. i’ll be fine.

>>214617877
her insides got rearranged by something
https://www.wbtv.com/2025/09/05/light-rail-stabbing-graphic-video-shows-moments-before-after-woman-killed-charlotte/

>>214617964
Refuse to believe you ate all thjat

bet the katies are showering

>>214617956
Good looking 'berg that is

11 MINUTES until your phone sounds off the TEST ALARM, do NOT PANIC

Reddit is a fucking nightmare to use
Dunno why cunts bother

>>214617978
Same x Our bodies will be preserved like the Mount Vesuvius victims at Pompeii, dicks in hand

>>214617964
>208g protein
you are eating this after a heavy session of lifting right anon?
right?

>>214617956
over 2,300 calories down the hatch. it lush

>>214617986
it’s a blessing in disguise. the internet will become so saturated with ai slop and generated content that it will become soulless and unusable, and face to face interaction will once again be king. reversing all the social ills the digital age has caused us.

>>214615181 (OP)
Banger alert
https://youtu.be/3BrzwhbNk0k

Oh great another day of talking about immigration what a treat

>>214618013
If I don't get the alert I'll be asking the government for a tax refund

>>214618013
not my problem

>>214618030
wtf it's not that many shut up

>>214617949
How about Reggie sauce Toby >.<

>>214618052
they're approx 300 kcal per cookie

just remembered dr phil

>>214618051
Imagine there's a terrorist attack or a natural disaster and you end up dying because you turned off alerts. Would be funny wouldn't it.

i could post the dreaded n-word…

>>214618069
don't care going for a run today aren't I

>>214618081
Surely everyone elses' phones would go off then

So armani really is dead? I thought it was a dream

>>214618102
no you're not. stop lying

>>214618109
You're not around other people very often are you though mate

>>214618086
......do NOT, mate. We all have a bit of a laugh here, but at the end of the day, there are certain lines you do NOT cross.

>>214618008
can you imagine how your family would react if they found out what you do with your free time? the embarrassment on their faces, the sheer disgust?

>>214618129
am so
seethe on

>>214618130
Right well I'm ringing your mum up to take away your computer privileges because you can't just do me like that

>>214618130
I'm sure his good neighbours would rush to tell him

>>214618086
*flicks your injured finger so you don't*

>>214614562
>>214614562
>>214614562
New

>>214618130
Blasted that nerd into outer space

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>>214613951
>>214613951
non-early, non-schizo new

>>214618232
>non-early posted at 308
erm

Got my phone on my desk, I am pumped lads, I am ready, let's fucking go lads

PICK A THREAD YOU USELESS CUNTS

>>214618310
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>>214618310
Actually non early new

*leaves /birt/ for 30 minutes until it sorts itself out*