Thread 214620287

Stone cold (cel) Sunday edish

Is anon back from church yet?

Solve this.

What do you call this type of couple

Luciano Pavarotti

>dead eyed white guy with the personality of Squidward
you didn’t have to say it like that bro…

>>214620345
“getting more action than me”

>>214620314
If he was, you'd know it. Can't help but virtue signal about it

>>214620493
how is that virtue signaling

I like to go to the gym to lift and grow my muscles. Maybe one day I’ll be worthy of love.

>>214620489
you really want that?

If I had any redeeming qualities someone would have noticed by now

>>214620502
>hey everyone, look at me going to church every sunday and more, aren't I such a swell guy?
Maybe he just wants to talk about it, idk. But the only people I've met that do this are just trying to convince you of their righteousness

>>214620524
Pick up some sport, too. Bitches love sports

>>214620365
RiP my fat nicca

Literally anyone in America could be insanely wealthy by just tapering consuming, so why the fuck we got so many poorfags?

>>214620597
I miss hockey. I’d love to buy some goalie gear and play again. That was my favourite thing in the world when I was like 14.

Should I make burgers?

isnt the NHL full of black people kicking white people in the throat with their ice skates now
absolute chimp sport

>>214620638
This idiot who has never had a job doesn't understand that people are reuired to move for an education or a job.

>>214620703
Make Bulgarian food instead

I want to become a lawyer.

>>214620766
Why?
I have everything for a burger. I make a good burger.

>>214620651
For me it was soccer and martial arts, but my mother couldn't afford coaching and I could only do MA through school. It wasn't until I got a good job that I could afford to do stuff again. Having something to do like that really helps with confidence and depression though

https://youtu.be/fcikMwAvOac?feature=shared&t=138

bros... magic might be real after all

>>214620806
Every time I meet a nurse she says I'm a nurse but I wanna be a doctor. I say are you going to medical school? She says no. Then you're gonna be a fuckin nurse you dumb bitch!

I never liked hockey because the players assault each other and everyone cheers. MMA is not part of the sport, that’s physical assault.
Just put the puck in the net and kick the guys clobbering each other out of the league.

>>214620859
I like medical students. Lot of foreign girls come here to study medicine.

>>214620824
Don’t suck up to the American
Stay true to yourself and your roots

>>214621143
I'm not sucking up, it's just a burger. Also wasn't it invented in Germany supposedly.

>>214620987
That's what I love about med school girls. I get older, they also get older.

Back when I played hockey I was the “team girl” and all the other guys got to practice their sex on me.

eating yogurt as a desert from the burgs and potatoes

214621267
jasonesque

>>214621239
lol, they are fun when they are young tho

No matter how old you get women in their early 20s will always remain the most sexable

>>214621425
the older I get the less I care about sexable and the more I care about breedable

It's over, the west has fallen. China now has superluminal missiles.

>>214621425
I personally have always been attracted to MILFs.

>>214620887
Faggot

I want to have sex with every kind of chinese bitch

>>214621484
>Hand dryer (Zhongtian news
Damn…

>>214621536
So true

Need a brown

>>214621516
*flops my big hard cock onto your face*
suck it

Need a yellow

getting cold enough that I can almost justify turning the heat on

its 60 here and I have the AC on

They're gonna take the guns away from people that don't support Israel

Saw a video of hamas taking videos of themselves giving children food and gifts and then as soon as they put the camera down taking it away so they can give it to another child

The government came and took shit directly out my asshole. They scooped it out and ate it right in front of my kids.

My internal temperature is consistent with that of a stone: cold. I persist on this blasted earth despite everything.

>>214621817
Saw a video of two midgets climbing a volcano to throw a ring in it, craziest shit I ever saw

The craziest video I ever saw was this chick with huge tits but also a really big dick lol.

Japanese people:
>have mass protests when the immigrant population reaches 2%
White people:
>do nothing and worship immigrants when the immigrant population reaches 20%

>>214621817
https://www.tiktok.com/@nick.kalogeropoul/video/7537670039911271703

>>214621894
and what are you doing? oh crying on the internet? clearly you are superior to the rest

average cost of living for a one person household: $44,312/yr
average life expectancy: 78.4 years
lifetime cost of living: $3,474,060.80
working years: 47 (18-65)
47 yrs x 50 wks/yr x 40 hrs/ wk = 94,000 lifetime working hours
$3,474,060.80/94,000 = 36.96 dollars an hour

desperately chugging water so I can shit away the beer in my tummy

pickles per rick

>>214621935
I had to do this after getting a radioactive injection for MRI after vaccine-induced headache

>>214621913
https://www.tiktok.com/@flyfree53/video/7546175476742540575

>>214621817
Saw a video of Israeli intelligence running psychological operations on 4chan that’s designed to make people more accepting of or indifferent to the Gaza Holocaust

>>214621989
https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmosdiscerned/video/7528339383448030470

Nuke the entire Middle East

not clicking any of those btw

>>214621894
White people resurrected the KKK when the government started doing mass migration in the early 20th century. The government ignored them. Populism isn’t real; it doesn’t matter how the unwashed masses feel about elite policy.

I truly pity anons who wake up at 9am on a Sunday to make political bait posts on 4channel.

>>214622070
>The government ignored them.
I should be a little more clear in that the government ignored their concerns, and then cracked down on the political dissidents.

>>214622070
>100 years ago

I woke up at 7:30(ish) because its too fucking hot in my room and I needed to open the windows

Trout is the best tasting fish.

>>214621886
I saw a lady giving birth in a bathtub
Asshole poking out

>>214622135
I had swordfish and it was pretty good. Coated in butter and sauce though

>>214622122
I woke up for a similar reason but at 5:30 because it was getting too cold

Learning so much about Chinese culture on YouTube :)

>>214622135
Pan fried bluegill clears

bluesky is dying

for me it's flounder

>>214622195
Legal to eat in my cunt

Skibidi Matcha Dubai chocolate Ohio labubu oddly satisfying compilation

back from church

>>214622321
Meme is outdated, needs to be replaced with a jeet now

Convinced a kid to cut off his pant legs and turn them into shorts. Lil jit gonna die when he's momma sees it.

most of the anti-jeet propaganda comes from the 50 cent party

>>214622380
jeets dont eat dog though(I think)

JD “I don’t give a shit” Vance says killing people he accuses of a crime is the “highest and best use of the military.”

Did he ever read To Kill a Mockingbird?

Did he ever wonder what might happen if the accused were immediately executed without trial or representation??

What a despicable and thoughtless sentiment it is to glorify killing someone without a trial.

dadberg has spent hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets over the years, and won zero.
i have spent zero dollars on lottery tickets, and have also won zero.

>>214622417
white people literally eat pigs btw

TKaM was a good book. I was shocked to find out it lived up to its reputaion

>>214622472
your leader is female

>>214622520
bodied that freak

>>214622472
what flag even is this

The wicked ugly men told me to hate her.
...or else they will be upset with me.

>>214622519
me at the craps table

50 bings till football

Just found out the USA is controlled by an elite secret society called "the freemasons"

>>214622520
based retard
>>214622461
i've yet to see anyone other than tweakers or retards buy lottery tickets

Donald Trump

>>214622558
you're mom

>>214622593
>no fun league

>>214622357
What did you learn today

>>214622594
only actual retards believe that

football died during COVID
it will never be back
those who watch what remains are truly lost

>>214622594
A third of presidents were freemasons

>>214622598
>retards
dadberg is this one.

Chindians

did blumpf just declare war on shitcongo

Paul revere

>>214622669
my dadberg is perhaps the biggest retard of them all
>doesn't know how technology works
>despite having 30 years to learn
>doesnt know english
>despite living in an anglosphere colony
>somehow an incel
>believes all propaganda 100% always no matter the side

>>214622755
I think you just described a boomer, lol.

I'm literally indian help me

eating a GIGANTIC bowl of cereal.

>>214622755
>father
>incel

I made furong dan with war su gai and fu zhi jiang yu.
Just thought I'd let you know what kind of person I am.

>>214622846
It's over

>>214622872
little nigga was adopted

Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR

>>214621508
Gay poster

>>214622846
help me if you can i'm feeling brown

>>214622807
dadberg is definitely a boomer, mentally at least.
>will never change his view on anything when presented with conflicting information
>willing to die on a worthless hill
>racist
>sexist
>xenophobic
>hasn't understood the world for at least 2 decades
>got a good house via lucky circumstances and a lil bit of nepotism
>creepy towards women
>shitty combover cope cut
>has never admitted he was wrong, ever.

>>214622935
your dad is based and he should beat you

>>214622935
>>has never admitted he was wrong, ever
That's actually based and you should emulate it

>>214622872
inceldom is a gained trait. you can become one after having children. many white middle aged men do after their divorce. divorced dads are 1/3rd of all incels probably

Shitcongo

>>214622743
https://youtu.be/o-oRTRYaWWE?feature=shared

im all masturbated (tired as fuck)

>>214622954
We used to fist fight when I was younger. He got older and weaker each year, took longer and longer to recover every time. While i got stronger and more resillient. One day I kicked his shit in so bad he spent a month in hospital. Never raised a hand against me since then
>>214622965
sorry twin only people who poison every relationship they ever manage to create think this way

>>214622919
extremely unhinged tweet

Anyone have a friend who's just become incredibly fucking annoying to hang out with?

>muh arm sleeve tattoo
>bro check out this instagram whore so hot i wanna cum on her face
>hahaha look at this tiktok meme
>let me talk about anal sex with my ex-fiancee
>hahaha guys im banging a nineteen year old indian international student after my gazillionth failed relationship in a row
>bro im so tough i do bjj now and could probably kill people if i wanted to
>btw im gonna scroll my phone half the time we're hanging out
>btw there's a 50% chance that im going to bail on our plans last minute
>btw im in a ton of debt and but im gonna keep talk about buying a bunch of retarded shit

motherfucker you are 30 years old holy shit get your shit together

listening to modest mouse and having my fourth coffee/cigarette combo of the morning

>>214622919
Yo bro, we went in and FUCKED UP CHICAGO'S SHIT!
How can you tell?

Bros it's fuckin covfefe time

>>214623050
Putin and Xi Jiping said that at 30 you're basically a kid, that you can just change your fucking organs and live forever. What do you have to say about it? Thank you

>>214622919
I love the smell of deportations in the morning.

>>214622919
implying the army stands a chance against chiraqis

>>214623078
you are not a vibe lil bro

covfefe tastes like shit.

>>214623078
I wish I had a soundtrack for that feel.
Wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8kGgtF-C4w

Give me a religion that confirms my world views:

anti-jewish
anti-muslim
anti-hindu
anti-atheist
anti-leftist
anti-abortion
anti-divorce
anti-capitalist
anti-usury
anti-gambling
anti-circumcision
anti-prostitution
anti-gay
anti-pornography

you just can't reason with boomers and you can't wait 20-40 years for old boomers to retire and get out of the way because they are driven on autopilot by these insane entropic, self-destructive moral crusades designed to tear down the scaffolds upholding civilization.

>>214623150
Mate you need help

>>214623150
Christianity, not the American version.

>>214623150
1-(Brazilian catholicism), thank you

>>214623150
Yes, it's called "turning 25 and realizing your 'strongly-held beliefs' are retarded and juvenile"

>>214623150
Faggotry

what zero pussy does to a mf
>>214623150

>>214622919
Please declare war on Laredo Texas next.

>>214623139
MANY are saying this!

>>214623124
That's just your neighbours cooking onions with cumin in ghee.

>>214623150
Catholicism or Oriental Orthodoxy (excluding Ethiopian Orthodoxy, they circumcise)

Now that guy is anti-/cum/ and needs to add it to his religious beliefs

>>214623186
based. this is the true red pill.

>>214623139
What do you like?

>>214623139
stop drinking the kopi luwak

>>214623215
kek this

>>214623215
I'm not him

>>214623215
saving this for the brazil poster

>>214623150
televangelism

>>214623172
>>214623186
>>214623188
>>214623189
>>214623215
>>214623255
political normie
>>214623174
>>214623225
thanks

>>214623320
>political normie
it's called not being a teenager, yes

There is probably a gorillion Pokemon card hoarders who are going to get fucking raped when they have to dump their collections. They can only sell to other hoarders.

>>214623150
This >>214623225

Where do I join the Anti-Catholic League

>>214623347
this. i was exactly like that guy when i was young. you'll grow out of it. uncs used to tell me exactly that and i didn't believe them. they were right

I have a binder full of pokemon cards from the 90s and early 2000s and idk what to do with it

I think it's time watch the Sopranos again.

>>214623389
Very happy to get the "retarded political extremist" stuff out of my system at like 24. Could you imagine being 52 and talking like this

>>214623347
>>214623389
I'm 24 and these beliefs have only become stronger after going through university and corporate america

I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girls' hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
Oh I should've been a cowboy

>>214623357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rBmWD-4YSc

I cant wait for those shit heads in /tcc/ to lose everything

>>214623445
RIP

>>214623232
water
most juices
dr pepper
coke
root beer
sprite
milk sometimes

>>214623438
Being a political normie is unironically the retarded stance. You're too weak to accept reality for what it is so instead of straining yourself mentally you give up and join the herd. You and the latvian are pathetic.

>>214623444
damn my guy you really need to touch grass then

>>214623391
can I have some? I'll pay you

>>214623367
Exactly, it's the complement A'=1-A

i identify as liberal

>>214623484
You can add sugar to coffee. Starbucks has made a killing with it.

>>214623490
I'm too busy working and making a lot of money to give a shit about what the underclass of America is doing.

>>214623484
Mmm sugary candy snacks! Yum yum the sugar make me feel good!

>>214623490
canadian trvke
>>214623502
not an argument, my beliefs have only become stronger as I've gone out "into the real world"

>>214623573
Ain't it fun? Livin' in the real world?

Thank you

Made a burger - it was a bad idea. German anon was right.

i used to be a chud but i grew out of it

when normies start liking pokemon again ill be a millionaire

>>214623524
Interesting.
I usually vote for the guy/party that seems less shitty. If they're all smarmy lying cunts, I'll vote for the local anarcho_ or socialist_ party and Bloc Quebecois in the federals.

>catholicism
>anti-jewish

>>214623632
i vote liberal or ndp

>>214623540
dirty yid

>>214623502
I went to Tallinn. Everyone was skinny and white and the place screamed high-end. Now I'm a fucking Nazi.

doodoo thread

>>214623573
holding nearly all the same beliefs most often found in mentally underdeveloped people isn't a red flag for you?

>>214623671
niggas out here spend 14 hours a day arguing with 85 IQ people

>>214623673
you have clearly never been to Tallinn

explain carlos acutis to me. in this day and age, there should've been research papers on those supposed miracles

>>214623671
Yes, goy. You'll never be able to do anything about it. Cry.

>>214623686
It's not a measure of health to be well adjusted to a sick society.

>>214623721
Tallinn is better than most major American cities I don't know what you're talking about

what are your thoughts on israel

>>214623771
only by virtue of not having braindead city planning and zoning laws. america is one of the worst examples of car centric urban design. although Tallinn suffers from this greatly as well it's not nearly as bad as the average american city

>>214623777
should be sanctioned, its core politicians offed, and ostracized from the civilized world until they become culturally inoffensive

>>214623777
i would give my life for them.

>>214623759
>everyone else is wrong but me
This is delusional reasoning my guy.

>>214623573
>gone out "into the real world"
real world starts from the day you're born, don't listen to your high school teachers

only trannies and chuds hate israel. really makes you think

>>214623759
It's also not healthy to constantly think about society's sickness. Gotta accept that probably a third of people are irredeemable and go on about your life.

>>214623541
>>214623537
>sugary drinks le bad.
>unless they're coffee lol

>>214623777
another 10 trillion to israel
>>214623862
i hate israel because i hate every abrahamic religion

>>214623777
never heard of her

>>214623862
>>214623886
That's redditjeet don't reply to him

>>214623900
reddit hates israel albeit

>>214623777
Alex pereira beat him to a fucking pulp

>>214623777
Pretty girls mandated to own guns. How can anyone hate them?

>>214623862
what about Muslims, white women, the Catholic Church, the Orthodox churches, the Irish, the Spanish, most of Latin America, leftists, and Hasidic Jews?

>>214623918
Alex Pereira is a overrated weight bully

>>214623851
Funny how you have to create strawmen to knock down. The reality isn't that you " matured ", it's that you surrendered. Reality wore you down and you decided instead of living in truth you would accept falsehood in exchange for the comfort of not having to think for yourself.

started calling people "boss" when I lived in florida and I have never been able to stop

>>214623883
20 grams of sugar in a coffee is bad.

>>214623938
they all suck too

>>214623948
>nuh uh
sorry it's over for you, enjoy living your life as an angry sad loser. you can change this btw. it's a choice.

>>214623955
So you have a submission kink

>>214623938
all trannies and chuds

>>214623955
Did the latinos call you güero in florida or what did they call you?

>>214624006
so 80% of the global population are trannies and chuds?

>>214623991
>Says the guy that lives in comfy northern europe where everyone's skinny and white and orthodox and right-wing

>>214624002
>porn addicts looking for something sexual in every single context

>>214624013
latinas would usually call me a shortened version of my full name for some reason
latinos always just said "my friend"

>>214620314
Am I back from sitting yet?
(No.)

>>214623050
Yeah.
>hs sperg friend tries to prank call me after years of not talking
>does that moaning and woman voice shit
>gets ashamed and hangs up
>confront him days later
>"yeah brah party 24/7 i was the man in college"
>tell him it was different for me
>starts laughing at me
>roomates are having a small party downstairs (massive win)
>i don't say anything and go downstairs
>*music getting louder*
>i greet my roomates and walk out
>sperg friend chokes and immediately tries to one-up me
>tell him I have to go
>never talk to him again
Total retard

spending billions to change the name of a department to own the libs

>>214624057
>Didn't deny it

>>214623883
A country the size of the USA plus Iceland, populated by one person with internet access!

Drink what you want. I saw someone say coffee tastes like shit, and list a bunch of sweetened drinks. If Coke's your jam, and you went for black drip at a diner or the tar-like espresso at the Italian bakery, yeah it's going to turn you inside out. You're comparing sweet apples to machineels.

>>214624013
No, they call me Gringo Papi

>>214623938
>Muslims
chuds
>white women
trannies
>the Catholic Church
chuds
>the Orthodox churches
chuds
>the Irish
trannies
>the Spanish
trannies
>most of Latin America
chuds
>leftists
trannies
>Hasidic Jews
chuds

>>214624041
yep

>>214620345
Coal burning fags

>>214623991
>angry sad loser
Accepting reality doesn't mean you have to be angry or sad. What's sad is that you only see it as a binary. Be an angry depressed incel or be a brainless unthinking normie. You don't see any other options because you are mentally and spiritually weak.

>>214624077
don’t forget his very America First push for global homosexuality

>>214624089
bodied that freak

Drumpf is obsessed with symbolic victories that mean nothing
Drain the swamp you fat orange pedophile

my name is chadley

more like crapley

>>214620716
It's written for cityfags, who assume that you're able to find a job within the cityfag bounds.

nigga he is the swamp

>>214624103
based, we should kill anyone who doesn't accept homosexuals

They're gonna deport you if you don't support israel

fuentes is right

>>214624151
bodied that nigga

who is writing trump's tweets now?
>“Chicago about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR.”
this is not his usual language, this shit reads like a 20 year old gen Z wrote it

>>214624166
>>214624234
15 year olds on 4chan

eating an arby's cheesburger
better than I expected desu

Dogs and cats, they look so much alike.. whyyyy dont they just make the same animal

>>214624256
Kai Trump wrote it

>>214624280
never liked arbys

Chicago is very funny because 10% of the city is an irredeemable shithole and the people there probably need to be executed for the betterment of everyone else, but the rest of the city is very nice. Probably the best city in the US when taking into consideration the cost of living and housing crisis.

arbys more like barbies nigga you a girly ass fag nigga you want some dick in your ass too? fruity ass nigga

>>214624318
gay

>>214624335
Adulthood is realizing that the shitty 10% of the city is necessary to prop up the rest with cheap labor

>>214624256
All me

if i was american i'd be a giga chad sex haver

>>214624400
You have way more opportunities for sex in Brazil I guarantee

>>214624373
At least 10% of NYC is also irredeemable but it's still fucking expensive!!

>>214624421
i have 0 opportunities for sex in Brazil

if i was american i'd just hook up with any of the random american sluts on r9k

>>214624400
stop and think about the fact that it's impossible to be a touch-less and handhold-less in brazil. brazilian women will touch you when talking to you. women never touch strangers here.

>>214624501
>i would drive 2+ hours for mid pussy
literally why

>>214624524
stop and think about the fact that there are literally billions of women in the world who would have sex with you if you only mention that you're american

i truly dont believe anyone who says chicago is nice outside of downtown

>>214624464
Why, I thought girls there fucked. I wanna com and buy cocaine and talk to the local girls and get stabbed in a favela.

>>214624618
it’s nice how any other North American big city is. there really isn’t much special about it aside from the kickass food

>>214624618
have you visited?

>>214624659
the beach is comfy

I went to chicago and got glock dookied

>>214624681
sure but Venice Beach in LA and Rockaway Beach in NY are both nice by city beach standards too

What's the matter Joey?

>>214624659
How about North American big titties and their in my mouth?

>>214624898
they're*

>>214624898
>their

got Dear Nora on and Thinking about Her….

>>214624958
This is the first time I've made that mistake, I apologize. I got excited for the big titties.

lel

we could have nicer public amenities and businesses if people didn't steal or vandalize everything

how can i decrease my facial hair regrowth speed? i like being clean shaven but it’s literally regrown 2mm within a day

permanent neetdom on the horizon

>>214625077
i was a neet for 2 years and it legit felt like an eternity

>>214625068
"people"

>>214625120
Methed up whites are just as bad for vandalism as cracked out blacks are around these here parts.

>>214625068
We could also have higher wages and lower housing prices if our elites didn't import third world labor by the millions annually.

>>214625069
wax, depilatory, or electrolysis. Waxing/plucking tends to damage the root which will eventually thin the hairs. Nair and the like tends to dissolve the hair below the skin (you might get nasty ingrown hairs the first few times), and electrolysis just kills the hair follicle.

won in balatro.

I was a NEET for 6 months and it was probably the most miserable experience of my life

haven't worked since last december and the time has flown by

wouldnt mind a job myself

>>214625315
Are you literally me?

its raining cumbums

started reading a book because i thought it would be a mystery/thriller but it's actually erotica.

Yuh nigger crime nigger crime ass titties drugs yuh nigger nigger crime shit yuh

I'm gonna read a book called Storm of Steel. I will report back what I find.

>>214625445
would you like a record deal?

I was employed for 6 months and it was probably the most miserable experience of my life

>>214625463
It could be so many things.
Please let us know if it's a romance novel.

The worst part about starting a new job is the honorary first two weeks of hazing where everyone treats you like an annoying worthless dumbass

>>214625463
Storm of Steel is the non sad boi version of WWI. It's the anti " All Quiet on the Western Front "

>>214625463
How about Chuck Jünger’s Storm of Sneed

F

I think everyday I'm a second away from snapping quitting my job and just going on an expedition into antartica

>>214625627
>>214625627
N

>>214625576
I haven't read that either.