Thread 214625627

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Why shouldn’t I make the NEW edition

Digits and I'm not gay.

>>214625773
fuck....

i miss my ex but she’s changed so much. it hurts to see the sweet girl i knew have turned into your run of the mill alt girl

Sewer slide epic style maximum sloppy style

>>214625927
sorry to hear that fren

Women are not real
They live a completely separate existence from my own
Women are like those beautiful colorful fishes you see in an aquarium
In their own world unaware of you

no one knows what is like to be bad man to be the sad man

Irl I'm a spineless yes man. If my boss criticizes anything I immediately agree and change what I was doing

>>214625627 (OP)
after all why not, why not read the lord of the rings

so in the /cum/ vintage story server happening or not?

>>214626061
I’m a Spainless man (never been to Spain)

Poo poo comes out my butt you got a problem wit dat cracker?

Girl farts smell bad - just so you know.

This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

>>214626350
How bout that lil Donnie

Got warned for my ebonics post
Guess tranny janny is a shit skinned nigger

>>214626782
sheeeeit

>>214626738
>Yo lil donnie I put a tube up my ass so I can pump straight diarrhea in to my mouth 24/7, it's called green energy you fuck, my cats died from all the horrific burps you sick son of a bitch

I'm sure swj girl has taken a janny post at some point, thinking making 4chan a better place
imagine sexing her after she deleted your post

I wash my ass in the shower but it only takes 1 day to get abysmally disgusting. Ass eaters are mentally ill

>>214626931
AC but no bidet
step up your game ameri bros

>>214626931
Not if the girl is clean, eating ass is hot.

>>214626849
Elites don’t want you to know about free energy

>>214626931
if you won't eat your girl's ass you don't deserve her, don't at me

I knew I'd see leftists in favour of right to bear arms because it was already shifting that way in 2015, but I never thought I'd see rightists so adamantly pro-gun-control

>>214626970
Porn stars get their asses cleaned professionally and don't eat before they film
You are licking shit bro

>>214627103
ewwww

>>214627107
No I'm not, I'm not eating dirty skank ass.

>>214627176
There's no way it even feels good for them

>>214627155
I will personally yank the towel off you next time you try to come with it into a sauna

>>214627176
Unless her ass is cleaned professionally, it ain't no dinner plate

>>214627254
i dont leave the house THO

if it was me on that train it wouldn't have gone down the way it did

>>214627245
It does actually, they start moaning and stuff.
>>214627266
whatever dude it's your loss

>>214627305
don't worry brother
I will come with the sauna to your place

>>214627366
It's true, try it out some time.

>>214627320
>they start moaning and stuff
You know they can choose to do this? What's even the mode for this

>>214627667
there's a statistic out there a significant % of women fake orgasm/moan because the men are self fish and self centered bastards

>>214627757
>self fish
*selfish

>>214627667
I mean it's ok if you dont believe me, it doesnt really matter

>>214627757
>a significant portion fake orgasms
this I can believe
>because the men are selfish and self centered
Not only would this be counter intuitive, but it's not possible to objectively test

>>214626959
>>214627103
How about Joe Bidet

>>214627879
it's mostly based on self reported data but i agree with you

might have to get a bidet. sometimes i just stop wiping because i give up on ever seeing a clean sheet

>>214627896
I don't think he can hold onto a job anymore

>>214627957
Ugh. At that point just get in the shower and bend over towards the water

>>214627957
bidets are great, highly recommend

>>214627957
It’s a big upgrade. Now that I have a bidet, I can feel the disgusting poo residue when I take a shit somewhere that doesn’t have one. You feel much cleaner when you’re actually clean lol

>>214628002
that's counterintuitive
why wet you whole body when you can just cleanse your ass crack with a bidet

it'd be really embarrassing if your family had been here since the 1700s and they were still broke

Americans be talking shit about indians, meanwhile they probably both smell like shit to people who aren't used to them like Europeans and Asians

Wish Latin or Greek was the lingua franca of the world

>>214628349
Greek is better, when Greek girls speak greek its very cute

>>214628349
French is literally the Lingua Franca albeit

thinking of penis

reading a book

>>214629060
none of those are based

Playing my favorite h game

>>214629231
whats an h game

Lowtiergod’s surname is sparrow he’s unironically scottish

>>214629279
Hentai game

I don't think I'm addicted to porn but I do believe it has effected the way I view the world

>>214629282
Destroy the massive clocktower in Mecca, it’s ugly as sin

>>214629283
why play that when you jerk off to real pictures of women

>>214629344
Because women in porn are genuinely ugly as a sin. Plus real porn is cuckoldry, I’m watching another man have sex with a woman

>>214629339
give us the massive ball in vegas and you got a deal

>>214629413
you can watch solo porn like i do

https://youtu.be/swloMVFALXw?si=sP0aMN3qDWbQPuNc&t=39

>>214629413
But she's not a woman you would or could have sex with. It isn't cuckoldry

>>214629339
i think it’s cool simply for how big it is without being a glass spire

>>214629432
In just not all that into 3D porn man.
>>214629432
You got a deal

Why do birds and fish love synchronized dancing so much

>>214629504
I’m not going to watch another man have sex

>>214629537
animated pussy aint got nothing on real pussy

>>214629581
>he's focused on the man

>>214629598
If I could score IRL I wouldn’t be playing H-games

>>214629560
what do you mean?

>>214629641
if you find 3d women disgusting why do you want to score

>>214629624
It’s literally an inescapable part of the video, it subconsciously effects you

>>214629665
He doesn't really that's a cops

>>214629688
true that

>>214629665
I said I found pornographer women ugly, not the average women. I can literally find 10/10 babes going to the nearest Starbucks, it takes hours to find a decent looking pormstar.
2D on the other hand is usually drawn to be attractive

I've noticed something about fat transfers. It looks good with breasts and has basically no downsides, but when women start doing fat transfer all over their body and putting it on their thighs and their butts it starts to make their skin look amorphous and globular like they're made of playdoe

>>214629677
No it doesn't. I think you're gay or extremely self concious

you can just buy a four stroke self lubricating 5 speed vibrating vacuum silicone dick sucking machine with bonus prostate milker on ebay

>>214629739
theres plenty of 10/10 women in porn

>>214629654
https://youtu.be/V4f_1_r80RY?si=yISqc90xrd_pbuAd

>>214629749
Whatever you say man, continue watching videos of other men having sex with women

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

I’m a desperate incel, but I would. EVER date a woman who did OF. I’d rather die a virgin

lmfao

>>214629825
>EVER
*NEVER

>>214629825
Sour grapes. I would date her but I wouldn't marry her or feel any real intimacy

>>214629866
if you have conscription officers chasing you why not just flee the country

>>214629784
I will. Continue to be a closeted homosexual embarrassed by his small penis

>>214629773
its pure aerodynamics/hydrodynamics
its built into their biology

dentist said I be grindin in my sleep
he real af for that

>>214629920
men over 18 are not allowed to leave ukraine

Banned from /sp/ how will I talk about tennis now

>>214630004
im grinding my asshole on your face when you sleep too bet you were always wondering why you have a brown spot on your nose when you wake up

>>214629899
Not really related, but I hate when people say “sour grapes” as if to dissuade any argument. Just because you say something based off of spite, doesn’t mean it it isn’t true

All pornography is bad for you, 2D and 3D. One is very clearly worse than the other though

2d porn is worse for obvious reasons

slept too much again award

came out of the closet today

>>214629060
90% of men under 50 fall for this

>>214630331
most simps online are boomers with disposable income

>>214630064
ew

>>214629060
where can i buy that pizza crop top

>>214630359
*90% of men fall for this

Distefano?

She stopped responding
It’s over, in fact, it never even begun

>>214630550
Spiaze

free luigi

>>214630494
Translate por favor

>>214630627
No that's meant for Distefano

nobody talking about the NC stabbing
crazy

I deserve to win the lottery

>>214630004
I'm gonna join the blonde basketball girls gang and we're gonna run ball on you uncs

>>214630742
Around niggers, never relax. She was safer in a literal war zone

Black people commit random acts of violence more than one thinks. Literally almost everyone who pushes people into trains on the subway are black.

>>214630743
Do it pussy

>>214630780
>>214630817
does anyone else find it odd that the people on the bus had no reaction to the girl getting stabbed? I know "don't be a hero" is a general rule of thumb here but it was actually unhinged. he's covered in blood and some guy goes "did you stab her"

>>214630797
Brocken clock is right twice a day.

Win that shit, the only one stopping you is YOU.

My heart rate after drinking is completely fucked and jacked and I have to permanently stop doing this.

>>214630780
how come fox hasn't said a thing about it

If I was on that bus with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that bus and then me saying, 'OK, we're going to park somewhere safely, don't worry’.

>>214630995
kek

Do you guys get post nut clarity?

>>214631090
no i just get really sleepy

>>214631090
I'd probably only fuck about 5% of the girls I fap too

Ashton Kutcher killed his girlfriend and got away with it

>>214630869
A substantial amount of the worlds population are npcs who can't think in words or images

Rick and Morty isn’t a good show

>>214631191
It's reddit

>>214631090
im on nofap

BoJack Horseman is

How do I become a Muslim

>>214631323
fuck a goat

watching kaicenat

the fuck happened to /dixie/?

>>214631351
Separatist scum
*spits*

>>214631191
I'm Pickle Rick!!!

>>214631351
It was maintained by about 15-30 extra flags users. They started hanging out in other places and stopped bumping the thread, eventually most of them lost interest. Don't know if they still keep in touch

a lot of you are uneducated fools who don't understand Realpolitik AT ALL.

read these books and EDUCATE YOURSELVES

>>214631090
Yes.

2 ceylon teabags and a tiny splash of cream is pretty good

what about post slut charity?

I've been told this is a 9 in southern states

Donald Trump has declared war on American citizens in Chicago.

House Republicans remain silent.

These MAGA extremists are sick people who are completely unfit to govern.

>>214631669
If it weren't rabid niggers he's fighting then maybe you'd have a point

>>214631351
At some point it just felt like mini /bant/

going to get illegals out

okay, no problem

nah

>>214631687
He won't dare send the national guard to the south side, he'll just have them stand around downtown doing nothing

>>214631669
There's very few real American Citizens in shitcongo so I don't care.

>>214631724
I don't know, but I bet he makes the crime rate drop dramatically regardless

>>214631740
We shall see

>>214631724
What goes on in the south side?

>>214631750
mexicans blasting their loudspeakers and annoying fagberg the poor

Go Packers!

any poors here? we in this bitch together

>>214631750
People getting shot

Which of you was this?

>drove by a construction site yesterday
>Spanish music was being played
So they're coming up north now eh

>>214631786
How am I supposed to stream games year? Streameast got shut down

bet this happens to all the cum bums

>>214631786
Fudge packers

National guard is a bunch of volunteer retards right, sounds fun 95% of the time

>>214631842
I hate women
Like I genuinely want to physically hurt this person

>>214631826
they're fucking everywhere. mexicans are showing up in my town which is like 100miles from the canadian border and pretty tiny.

that's why I'm sure they're lying about the amount of illegals that came in under biden. there's gotta be at least 50million of them

>>214625627 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVofmhMJzLg&list=RDuVofmhMJzLg&start_radio=1

I don’t like lesbians

>>214631842
My friend group doesn't have a hierarchy because we're chill guys

>>214631923
yes they do and you're on the bottom of it

>>214631923
The second, and I mean the actual micro second, that a single woman is added to the group, your friends personalities will change.

>>214631842
I was the leader when I had friends and I’m the thread leader of /cum/

>>214632054
sorry sweetie, we fact checked it and both of those statements are deemed NOT true

>>214632054
based thread leader

Wash my asshole with your tongue

>>214631842
i dont leave the house and have no friends

About Mexican migrants, why don't they usually go to Canada? Why do most of them move to the southern US states? Are the northern cold climates too spicy for us?

>>214631879
congrats man, you're falling for actual ragebait
friendly reminder that the internet exists for attentionwhoring: everything produced on it is done for engagement
your views are a commodity

ishowspeed is in Detroit rn!

Let me cure your transphobia *starts twerking*

>>214632339
bro cut that out and go away

>>214632368
C'mon loosen up!

>>214632339
>>214632368

>>214632511
taylor swift lookin ahh muhfugga

I thought it was the woman who said the n word in the playground

>>214632564
Kill niggers?

why so slow...

think i will make some sloppy joes tonight.

>>214625927
why do you miss miss her, you're not just lonely?

my National Football League team is getting bootyblasted

>>214632240
>>214632298
Retard

>>214631291
Gay show for moody "men"

caught feelings and got cucked again award

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters.

shut up buttfucker

This is what actually goes on in the midwest, thank you

>>214633474
gonna fuk ur butt now

>>214633302
Same bro

>>214633502
no it doesn't you're still an incel

>>214633556
I look like this

>>214633556
how small is your pp?

lol cum

cum LOL

>>214633502
sometimes they do get with Mexican migrant farmers but I don't think Brazil sends any up there to farm

>>214631842
True Sigmas don't have a male "friend group". That's womanly behaviour and leads to catty mannerisms and jockeying for perceived positions.

>>214633657
>male "friend group". That's womanly behaviour

>>214633652
I'm just fantasizing about getting a rich, ditzy, blonde, blue-eyed white girl farmer girlfriend

>But I'm an incel, I'm a wagie
>What the hell am I aura farming here?
>I high-key don't belong here

Ranting and raping is weird expression isn't it? Probably also the only accepted use of the word raping in polite conversation.

>>214633657
I was at a mall in São Paulo once, and I saw about nine guys walking together in a friend group. They were all well-dressed, but everyone was staring at them. It was the weirdest shit—like it seemed they were all going to hook up with each other or something. If you go to a mall, stick with like two other friends so it’s not weird as fuck. Fuck a fucking duck motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have once again been gnomed

>>214633719
Sportsbros are notoriously gay, you're just proving my point.

>>214632280
>your views are a commodity
Blonde pussy is a commodity, thank you

>>214633815
Kek reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxCr2XW1_44

>>214633901
you say retarded shit like this and then wonder why no girl wants to even talk to you

>>214634014
As a Canadian who descends from the English, how do you feel about the current state of England and the United Kingdom? Thank you

Canada has the second highest rate of civilian gun ownership in the world once you adjust for civilized vs. uncivilized countries. The margin between Canada and America is obviously still huge, but overall America, Canada, Serbia, and Finland appear to be the most based countries in the world right now.

>>214634155
>adjust for civilized vs. uncivilized countries.
What did you mean by this?

canadian bois have poopy butts

Why do I feel like a midget while being 177cm tall?
Am I a midget?

>>214634184
guess that makes me Canadian

>>214634189
idk how short that is cause we don't use commie "measurements" but you do sound pretty short

There are practical considerations in life

>>214634200
5'9"

>>214634181
I meant that Yemen, New Caledonia, and Montenegro are basically thirdie wartorn shitholes or non-countries. Montenegro basically shouldn't even exist, New Caledonia doesn't exist aside from some paperwork, and Yemen is a desolate thirdie warzone. Of course they would have tons of guns.

>>214634200
That's just under six feet tall, thank you

Canada has highest rate of civilian women taking my dick in the world once you adjust for civilized vs. uncivilized countries.

>>214634220
im taller but uglier than you

>>214634220
yup certified manlet

>>214634223
>Montenegro basically shouldn't exist
Why not? They their own people. Founded by monks like 450 years ago. 2nd tallest men on earth.

>>214634238
Zero is zero

Narcissistic and egoistic tendencies including Alienation and Isolation from society

>>214634220
Americans hate southern europeans bro just forget about it, if you're not anglo saxon you're not white in america. Everyone here is English and German, they're all taller than you. Thank you.

>>214634278
You are brownzilian, stfu, you don't speak for America

>>214634252
But enough about the Italian economy

Satan is not a supernatural enemy, but a symbol of the human capacity for evil, alienation, and the rejection of life.

This guy basically has a super hot girlfriend and you're basically an incel freak

>>214634240
Should I start wearing high shoes like Putin

Alcaraz won

>>214634299
No, just embrace your height, fitness max (but not too wide or you'll look silly)

>>214634251
Made up language, too similar to surrounding countries to justify being their own entity.

>>214634299
are you trying to attract women or something

>>214634299
you are tall enough for here
you could get mega pussy with your sexxxy accent

>>214634315
This is me

I skipped my sister's graduation to play video games.

>>214634322
The people there would disagree. If they think they are their own people, and have successfully become independent, then they are their own people.

>>214634298
that guy looks like a disgusting freak and his girlfriend looks like a tranny. if she's not packing a dick she's wearing far too much makeup and ranks 5/10 at best. idk why you have such low standards.

Satan as the archetype of a being who has cut himself off from love, community, and meaning, becoming alienated and destructive.

>>214634371
too big

>>214634324
Yes why? Are you a woman

what happened

>>214634398
she voted for it

>>214634412
Sorry I brapped

>>214634415
She was a Ukrainian refugee

>>214634368
they got independence from Serbia less than 20 years ago through a referendum, and only because they're all so clannish and medieval that they think they're all special and unique.

>you see the Serbs boil their potatos for 5 minutes with 3 teaspoons of salt
>BUT WE SUPERIOR MONTENIGGAS BOIL OURS FOR 7 MINUTES WITH 8 TEASPOONS OF SALT
>WE ARE PROUD AND UNIQUE PEOPLE TOTALLY UNLIKE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND US

it's like trying to argue that Canadians and Americans are so intrinsically different that we MUST be separate countries. in actuality, we're 97% the same in our daily lives and attitudes, we could form one supercountry and nothing would change aside from Canada getting a tiny bit blacker.

>>214634412
Genocide

>>214634355
>Italians look like this and claim they aren't brown

I realized that most people actually don't have very sharp canine teeth. I look like a vampire.

>>214634398
There's only so many slots to fill with violent crime reports

>>214634382
oh yes /r/cum is full of women xD

>>214634412
they started a war and are in the process of losing big league

>>214634412
All me

>>214634483
the jews started the war. are we pretending jews aren't the masters of false flags? do you even 9/11 bro

>>214634431
They were independent at other points in their history too
Semi-autonomous from 1696 until 1890 when they became fully independent, and stayed that way until after WW1, where they were recognized as their own part of Yugoslavia.
Your fellow Canadians would disagree with your sentiment on Canada, and desu I would too. Our countries diverged massively in regards to independence from Britain

>>214634449
cute

>>214634449
I used to(or maybe I still do idk) grind my teeth in my sleep and one of my canines is ground down and uneven with the other.
>>214634506
Oct 7th was not a false flag, it was a glorious victory for the good guys in a decades long conflict started by hostile invaders.

>>214634483
t. moishe shekelberger

>>214634431
Monteniggers impaled every single turk that dared to enter their mountainhome while serbs quite literally spread open their buttcheeks for every mohammedan

>>214634538
>it was a glorious victory for the good guys
I mean...it obviously wasn't a victory but you're trolling

>>214634398
Jason already barely leaves his house, now he's not ever going to ride the subway or any other public transport system, thank you

>>214634447
You seem a bit obsessed

>>214634521
Canada has not been strongly monarchist since WW1. It was actually WW1 that shattered the longstanding loyalty to Britain when we were treated like utter shit by the British after sacrificing so much for their pitiful dickwaving war.

You'd be lucky to find a single person in Canada who still thinks Britain is a closer ally or better friend to us than America. There's about 100:1 reasons to form a super union than there is to remain separate countries at this point. Imagine the economic powerhouse America could become with access to Canada's vast natural resources? We have like 1000x more timber/oil/minerals/etc. than America and 1/10th the population. Not to mention arctic sovereignty and defense advantages.

>>214634579
You're welcome

>>214634570
Dead jews = victory, I could detail all the ways it was a victory but that alone is enough.

>>214634415
not really you can tell she's a foreigner by her body language in the video
id never sit so casually in front of a visually probably low class nog with headphones and staring into phone
she obviously didnt understand that

I GOT A GREEN DOT ON MY GLOCK (GREEN DOT)

>>214634614
Jason you're being ugly again

spare c00ch13 maam?

>>214634597
>oh please mr. Gonzalez-Kennedy come and take our vast natural resources
Oh wow

new sips secured

>>214634579
ngl I am actually disgusted by Jason's current state of being, he looks worse every time he posts a selfie and I genuinely think he's going to die soon - either suicide or just some ailment from his horrendous diet and lifestyle. dude is basically a cancer factory.

For me it's Vincent Kennedy McMahon

>>214634633
BLM was a confirmed money laundering scheme, but it was trendy. Sort of like how thots in the 60s would be all like "say noo to warrr"

>>214634670
>THREE BLACK DICKS

>>214634646
why is an Italian pretending to know anything about Canada or America?

>>214634632
You know what's ugly? Throwing a rave outside the fence of Auschwitz(this comparison is unfair because inmates in Auschwitz were treated much better than Palestinians)

New
>>214634705

>>214634712
>>214634712
>>214634712
>>214634712

>>214634697
What's this, only you belching fatsos can tell other people about their country?

>>214634646
As opposed to our elites who refuse to run an economy on anything other than below minimum wage Indian labor. Fuck that. I hope the US invades Canada and puts all our politicians up against a wall. The average Canadian would be far better off. Trading one set of elites for others. Not really a big deal.

>>214634730
a-riveh-da-chee