Thread 214628176

This image is going viral on the internet amongst women.

They don't want much from men, just men who would do the minimum of jogging 30 minutes per week, for this dad bod, that men under 50 should easily attain.

Dad bod*

>>214628176 (OP)
gynobros are saved

>>214628176 (OP)
Its crazy how even in the 17th century actors were on the same social strata as a common whore and now they're treated as borderline demi-god figures for simple looking handsome

Looks like he's coming back for Doomsday

>>214628176 (OP)
>steroids
>gym 7 days a week with personal trainer
>personal dietician
>single digit percent bodyfat
>wearing $1000 of tasteful designer clothes and accessories

yup, its so simple for men to JUST do this....

>>214628408
because actors used to entertain a room full of drunk peasants at a theater and not be projected onto screens for billions of people to watch globally. retard.

>>214628176 (OP)
>They don't want much from men
unironically, the issue for most lifters is that they're fat, they build muscle, yet they stay fat, they don't bother cutting down. Stay single, stay sad, stay fat.

>>214628432
He quit over $50M, so they'd have to pay him more than that to return.

He'd rather star in shitty romance chick flicks (appeared in half a dozen of them since his MCU departure) for $1M each.

>>214628176 (OP)
I thought he trained his muscles

>>214628176 (OP)
this nigga do be aging well though

>>214628476
kek what, theater and opera was always a locked box for upper spheres of society, if you were a "drunk peasant" back then you never travelled beyond maybe the 30km radius around you
>flag education
Ah, I see the issue now

>>214628506
He did do a cameo in Deadpool 3. I marked out when he was gonna say the thing.

>>214628648
theater was for all strata of society including the poor in the time period you described.

>muh yuropean superiority

you're literally from a poor shithole.

>>214628774
No it wasnt you fuckin illiterate rofl, feel free to provide one source that shows otherwise
>poor shithole
Not anymore, also whiter and safer than United States of Brazil kek

>>214628664
Cameo's different from starring in the movie. I don't think he's going to just cameo in Doom, but he's probably not going to have a role as big as RDJ, if he does appear in the movie.

>>214629029
she owes me a titfuck

>>214628176 (OP)
You need to work 12 hours a day but ALSO YOU MUST RUN AROUND FOR NO REASON LIKE A FUCKING RETARD?

>>214629029
ok, heres an article posted by the historically reconstructed globe theater from the elizabethan era

https://www.shakespearesglobe.com/discover/shakespeares-world/audiences/

after you finish reading that with your superior intelligence tell me about how superior your salary and property is to mine hahahahaha

>>214628529
kek i saw the thumbnail and thought the same

>>214628408
im sure the most famous actor back then was still above a common whore. The average actor these days is a person who can't get a role

he'll always be a prag

>>214628359
Those are pecs not tits anon

>>214628408
Democracy gives way to financial power which assures the elevation of Jewish media

>>214629183
Women want the unattainable and will never be happy with less. This is an eternal fact of life. And an obvious one at that. Why are you acting surprised?

>>214629029
BOOBA SEXO

>>214629107
Cap leads the Avengers against Dr. Doom in the OG Secret Wars.
So, he'll show up in Doomsday somehow as Nomad, Cap's secret alter ego.

>>214628438
you don't need a million dollars to simply eat a little less and do a few push-ups a week you fat fuck

>>214635611
You're not going to get a body like that doing pushups anon

Is this entire website a single hivemind i thought i was on /fit/ for a second before seeing flags

>>214628176 (OP)
No, married women don't want their husbands to look like this irl because the chances of him cheating goes up exponentially.