Thread 214631517

She's a wiki bad psych, a real bad psych edition

>>214631466
right well that's the snail's family and friends all absolutely gutted
they all loved the fella, he was a pillar of the community who everyone loved, but now he's dead and it's all because of you

I've discovered after about five hours of not eating you stop feeling hungry

gormott sub edish

https://vibes.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Calmest+cop+gets+a+parking+ticket_30f27d_12709865-HD-AV1.mp4
ummm

you guys also get some pimples in your crotch after shagging?

>>214631517 (OP)
Imagine telling your podcast listeners to shun their families
What is the world coming to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ma3uPnoNo4&list=OLAK5uy_kDhw3a4ITdy0P3Ey2PS13AwSwj3eNHa-8

>>214631561
true as there were about 10 of them out there just didn't see them did i

>>214631597
fokin raysis bastid

>>214631576
that's because cravings and actual hunger are two different things

>>214631597
Very racist .png

I feel unsafe in this thread

>>214631581
Not to my recollection.
You been sticking your dick in those nasty favella skanks again by chance?

>>214631652
Agreed. A flag on EVERY SINGLE post? Bit much isn't it?

>>214631597
I am literally trembling with rage at this post

>>214631597
Reform Party Rorke with a wife from the Philippines flying the St George's flag outside his house

>>214631652
:(

might pull on my willy repeatedly to pictures of women until the willy sneezes a few times. it feels good for some reason

rorke combo third stage awesome

>>214631652
you’ve got mousenonce, heathernonce and gingernonce all here so you should

How do you hold a pen?

What are some alternatives to Android now that Google are locking things down

>>214631691
right well they're pencils for a start

>>214631691
pic a: northerners
pic b: southerners

>>214631679
Done this 4 times today.
Send help

>>214631692
Fire emoji

>>214631707
got to do that to play Pokemon Go too

>>214631692
why are you posting children mate?

>>214631517 (OP)
Why do you keep posting this general cover?
I always read The rapist who.. instead of therapist damn.

he's doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COEyhrUfyNQ

>>214631580
Funnyjunk still exists?

>>214631736
To show that therapists are wicked

>>214631562
I am fortunate to be psychologically immune to yellow fever and related miscegenation disorders, as I am a staunch worshipper of women - I would never be able to view a non-white woman as an individual. All of her idiosyncrasies would be explained away through her race.

>>214631736
We have some very special people in our general

>>214631736
Because heatherpaedo is deeply insecure that his family made him go to therapy when he was younger

Might buy a bus and drive it around for fun. Don’t have a loicense though

Trying to get to the bottom of why I've never wanted mates
I tried imagining what a good friendship is like and I couldn't come up with anything. Nothing feels good to me

>>214631692
Rorkes son

>>214631707
locking what down

Honestly would quite like a therapist, perhaps a Jungian.

"special" person if you hold it like A

>>214631691
like this
reckon i'm secretly left handed but the rightoid fash forced me into this abomination at age four

A king must rule his kingdom. (/brit/)

>>214631679
I could pull it for you and kiss it until it gets better

teaching my gf italian makes me realise why you almost never meet english people who speaks more than one language

i have activated the clown gf asmr

>>214631803
it's woo woo

>>214631797
Did you have friends as a little boy? If so, when did that stop?

>>214631797
got no desires or dreams myself
why would anyone want to be friends with me

>>214631837
Just need someone to talk to about my problems mate. I've been self administering something akin to therapy for a decade, and have seen little improvement.

>>214631839
No, only had computer and video games

>>214631819
Almost as if never being exposed to a language at an early age via the American cultural hegemon and then trying to learn after your neuroplasticity is set in makes it harder

Bought this on a whim because I needed something quick for tea
Absolute shite
Is this what normies eat?

>>214631797
i hate people. would become a hermit in a monastery if i could use the internet

>>214631872
normies eat actual food not shite in a box

>>214631819
Used to be able to speak French me, forgot the majority of it now but I can probably still understand enough to follow a conversation

>>214631852
Corr

>>214631580
fake as fuck

>>214631872
dont like those
easy to make your own pasta anyway

>>214631887
Simply, utterly, obviously and undeniably incorrect.

>>214631807
you're holding your pen incorrectly
it shouldn't lean on your ring finger

I NEED to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

>>214631852
Cooorr, show us your arse love

>>214631863
I use chatgpt

Have always been too depressed to maintain friendships. Self aware enough to know nobody wants to hang around a Debbie downer, but not enough to catch every negativistic statement before it slips out.

>>214631726
looks like the kid in tinker tailor soldier spy

Rorke sprinting to the canteen the moment lunchtime begins and scarfing down fish and chips

Leftypol sitting in the music practice room with his legs crossed eating the sandwich his mummy made

>>214631887
plenty eat shite from tins and boxes especially in this country

>>214631769
i thought heatherpaedo was your ally in cuckspamming

be honest lads what would you do if your mum or dad gave you their bank card and insisted you pay for your groceries and travel and whatever out of it but you never did so because you felt bad, but then they got really ill and only had a few grand left and you knew that if the worst happened their debts would swallow it.. would you spend what was left?

>>214631870
i think english is a bad first language because in many ways its the most retarded language and will make learning others more difficult, can be hard to unlearn what you know to learn a normal latin language but easier the other way

>>214631942
What about the other days? What does Rorke eat? Fish and chips is a Friday meal

thread went to shit when that lad went to bed

>>214631852
I bet she has a great personality

>>214631939
ktim

>>214631890
>Used to be able to speak French me

>>214631953
it’s the impersonator
>>214631769
impersonator

Might give myself deep vein thrombosis

>>214631797
when I was young I'd be obsessive over one friend. who that was changed over primary/secondary school but there was only one person, and not a group

I'm not much different now except now it's the gf

kitboga sex arse

another dupe spinda but at least its 12/13/15
I caught it a while ago with my meltan box

loads of fireworks going off i think is it some indian holiday

TWISTED METAL RAGTGHHHHHHRGHHHH

>>214631957
Prefer not to say

tripod grip is the only correct way to hold a pen/pencil

>>214632000
In my defence I took it as a subject because the teacher was fit and I knew nobody else would choose French, basically had regular 8 people ASMR sessions of a fit French bird talking to us

>except now it's the gf
actually based

>>214632068
the uneducated riff-raff use the second grip

>>214632068
at least 99% of my writing is typed on a keyboard
handwriting is a pointless skill

>>214632068
>harvard referencing
>comic sans font
:skull:

it looms

>>214631872
nah normies spend 4 hours rolling their own pasta and making individual ravioli parcels my hand

Cut off everyone that I am not related to by blood over the last half year. Feel lighter.

rorke's giant abandoned desert penis

>>214632060
go on lad, treat yourself to an answer

sick of wasting my time
going to at least waste my time doing something some what productive, tomorrow im going to buy the guitar i saw in the charity shop and learn how to play it every single day

>>214632118
it's targeted at kids
they'd expect adults to know how to hold a pencil

>>214631169
zesty

Going to learn skiing in the alps this winter

>>214632172
you're not

>>214632157
if i did this it would be two people and i barely speak to them anyway

>>214632147
ravioli is not a normal thing to eat
it's basically a very weird meal to make or eat ever even in restaurants

>>214632089
it has it's challenges. I'm borderline neurotic and terrified she'll leave if I make a dodgy comment

>>214632117
doesn't change the fact you're an adult who doesn't know how to hold a pen lmao

>>214632157
ktim but a longer time period
dunno why I ever cared about having mates. doing things alone is better

>>214632196
based

TOIL TOMORROW FOLKS
WE LOVE OUR TOIL DON'T WE?
WE LOVE TOILBERG, RIGHT TEAM?

>>214632212
>ravioli is not a normal thing to eat

>>214632214
true. I think I have to figure out banter comments

wish I could scran this again

>>214631899
yeah thats what i thought

>>214632218
yeah and you don't know how to grow a field of crops

>>214632212
baffling post

>>214632173
>harvard referencing
>targeted at kids
:skull:

>>214632218
the primary use case for pens is doodling while on the phone

>>214632221
Snowboarding as well why the hell not

>>214632228
YAY

toil looms

none of you have had ravioli in at least a year
it's a very weird meal

>>214632262
because you cant steer and break when you want to compared to skiis

>>214632252
schoolkids are learning referencing as well
did you even go to school?

>>214632284
Ok then next year

mlp sexo

>>214632260
Not sure rabbits have a religion

bro's 30 and doesn't know how to hold a pen :skull:

don't think he's allowed to post that

>>214632228
My toilberg is a fat bald lazy cunt

such a tory assumption to think that the way you hold a pen is the "correct" way to do it

>>214632284
skill issue

the thing about ravioli is the sauce is INSIDE the pasta

>>214632286
is that Peter Griffins kid
>>214632313
rabbits have a religion

blud turning into a confused gibbering wreck and the mere thought of pasta with meat in it

>>214632343
Torture music

>>214632346
What religion?

if i was round someone's gaff for tea and they served me ravioli i would think it very weird

I like all those albums and Tyler , the creator
>>214632366
death >:D

You fuckers never saw Zezima in World 2

>>214632294
ffs they can't even hold a pencil yet. why the fuck do they need to know how to reference

they’re being violent right now
clartenings are taking place

nth for the baddiedem

>>214632372
>h-heres your ravioli... you-you have to eat i-it

Can’t eat pasta me

>>214632241
corrrrrr

what and where?

detention for the baddiedem because they don't care about their online privacy

I also have the mong grip, and people have pointed it out as odd in the past. Far too late to try and change it to tripod grip now of course, it's like automatic muscle memory or something

>>214632413
i can and have

ive got a death grip on my penis

Drove one of gfbergs nephews home from his birthday party
He asked me a lot about money and Minecraft
Hes like 10 years old

plotting a road trip, where in the UK is worth visiting for 1-2 days?

ATTENTION to the Irishman
It would APPEAR that I got 6/6 correct, thus proving my initial hypothesis "International football is more predictable than club football" 100% correct.
You can apologise now.

>>214632393
lovely pokey nips

Moscow cops one
Lithuania, Germany, Donedon cop a few

never rains for a long time here in texas

>>214632470
i wouldn't bother

Does wanking too much really give you erectile dysfunction

I hold a pen like this
my teachers always used to change me and one time a teaching assistant got pissed off and squeezed my fingers into the pen and it hurt but this way was more comfortable for me

>>214632470
peak district. you can rent a yurt for a couple nights

>>214632470
may as well just get in the car and drive
or filter Google Maps by "petrol stations in x range"

i struggle to write tbf
like i know in my head what a K looks like but if you asked me to pick up a pen and write a word with a K in it the fact is it could easily be an H or an L on the page

>>214632366
They revere Frith

>>214632486
bit bonkers how Russia now has to beg China and North Korea for legitimacy
what a fall from grace

They call me Nostradamus

the way i hold a pen leaves me with an indent on the end of my middle finger
also have terrible handwriting

>>214632504
negative

>>214632343
pure cringe collection

>>214632372
you keep saying its weird, but weird how? It's a very common and popular type of pasta that's readily available in multiple varieties in any supermarket
even if they served you one of the more uncommon types like pic rel it's still just pasta, something millions of people eat for dinner daily
baffling hill to die on

>>214632506
omds
that method is inefficient

I have a death grip on my penis

Just got back from watching the lunar eclipse over the sea :)

>3/4 of /brit/ posters don't even know how to write

Why am I not surprised?

>>214632539
>call 4 obvious fixtures
>ignore the 3 other ones
well played youre a savant

We could just try to get along?

thought housing in london was expensive
loads of nice 1 beds in zone 1 for under 400k
whats going on

>>214632620
Why? Sounds boring

:)

>>214632565
pasta is very normal
penne
spaghetti
bows
spiral things
shells perhaps
lasagne
tagliatelle even
ravioli is just very strange no one eats it

>>214632569
Ye
Quite adept at typing though so now I just type everything for maximum efficiency.

>>214632525
I suppose that's true
You almost sense xi is a little bit embarrassed by Putin. China is going to be the country the Soviet Union wishes it could have been and that little Manlet Putin is such a hanger on

>>214632620
excellent idea

>>214632629
>"zone 1"
the UK is literally hl2 in real life

/brit/ anons haven't developed past the age of 6 lmao

>>214632602
my writing is lovely but i don't get much of a chance to use it except crosswords

>>214632506
Your parents should have sued that teacher for abusing their fucktard kid

>>214632425
house noodles in Xinjiang, China

>>214632678
go on then

>>214632653
Aristocats. Watched that all the time as a kid

the thing about ravioli is the pasta is OUTSIDE the sauce

>>214632619
said Spain would beat Turkey in an earlier post THOUGH

And that's besides the point. MY POINT was that international football was more predictable which he VEHEMENTLY denied.
Premier League is 100x more unpredictable than international dogshit.

Therefore, I WIN.

grim state of this thread 1-2 hours ago

Right class, let's learn how to hold a pencil

>>214632525
How are they "begging for legitimacy"?

>>214632706
shan't. doxxable

early morning /brit/ be like

>>214632732
no it's not
go on x

>>214632674
in my defense im a schizoid

>>214632674
pray tell what could a one year old write that would be of importance?

>>214632643
the fact you think nobody eats ravioli just tells me you grew up on alphabetti spaghetti and consider turkey dinosaurs a staple part of your diet

Sitting in my peng flat in the heart of York pondering my next move

>>214632724
>absolute literature

>>214632674
My friend in secondary school did 4 finger grip

>>214632724
I remember these types of infographs in primary school tied with some other memories and the time it was Janurary like 2004 or 2006 and having an absolute mental breakdown at the passage of time and how soon it would even be higher than 2010. and also a mental breakdown at the discovery of pluto at a different time because the sky could be green and the grass blue (thats about the time I gave up on life as it is all so pointless!)

>>214632735
I wish
its nearly wall to wall yanks with a few desperate aussies making the only good posts

>>214632724
lets play five finger fillet with out friends fingers because we played a miniclip game about it

>>214632764
no one in this thread has eaten ravioli in the past year

https://youtube.com/shorts/ukVUtnI8kMM?si=CChWfFECnDuHpgBH

How can Donedon even compete

my one year olds just sent me a manifesto
more tit milk or the bombings will continue
(can bearly read it, thick cunt can't hold a pen)

>>214632784
absolutely clattered that cretin

>>214632697
>Xinjiang
VVVVVVVVVVVVGH STEPPE GAWDS

>>214632770
this except I'm in darkest suffolk

>>214632770
york is peng
can I move in?

>>214632747
i'm shy now *blushes and scurries off*

>>214632760
Probably just scribbling

>>214632792
mousey loredump!

>>214632826
>GAWDS
GAWDESSES*

china has historically always been on top of the world we are just coming to the end of a brief anomalous period where it was not
Nature is healing you could say

>>214632770
based bootham bar chad

what's the most replies a /brit/ post has ever gotten

>>214632792
I remember him thiking Fifa 10 sounded weird because we had got used to saying Fifa-oh-one etc

posted my handwriting the other day
got made fun of
shan't be doing it again and it's NOT because I hold a pen wrong

>>214632826
they're all fat tho bc they eat stuff like this every day

Seems as if some of you would find this site useful
https://teachhandwriting.co.uk/whole-class-tripod-pencil-grip-teaching-fs.html

right let's settle this

https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6zNDye

>>214632880
yeah shit like that too. like "season 10 League of Legends"
wow what are they gonna do make LoL season 34?

>>214632889
i'm thirty four years old you are insane if you think i'm dedicating any time to doing something i already do more than proficiently a different way

>>214632784
I actually look lile this as well
I'm throwing in the towel and departing this thread

>Anti-migrant protester who ‘wanted to protect kids’ is a paedophile

Uhh rorke? Care to comment?

>>214632826
>just a random ass anglo bottom left
Corr

this was one of the best dinners I ever had I got absolutely plastered with a guy from Beijing and we spent the entire night making racist jokes about Russians

>>214632820
nice bum tbf

not great optics for the police right now

>>214632885
looks lush

damn those chinese, trying to break a proud migratory people!

>>214632941
>this was one of the best dinners I ever had
same

>>214632919
nigga you 34 and don't know how to hold a pencil correctly LOL

>>214632941
chinkies LOVE white people
he'd probably have sucked your willy for free if you asked

>>214632826
tataristan, Kazakhstan and altay mog the rest

6 million years ago hte Chinese were white.

it looms

>>214632985
lol

>>214632941
would scran the kebob but ill pass on the rest

6.7 million years ago a geome-wide change occurred in the poppy species papaver somniferum which saw "gene clustering" and thats about it

>>214633005
Yakub took this from us

>>214632941
Sounds like a great time. I'm visiting Chongqing for a week soon, and then every city down the Yangtze. Any tips for finding Chinese to socialise with?

>>214632935
she's a crimean tartar, turkic queen

COME
BREAK
ME
DOWN
BURY ME BURY ME
I AM FINISHED WITH YOU

>>214632967
nice tin of batchelors peas there lad
looks like a few of sainsburys' cumberland sausages too

why are there never any pajeet rekt threads on /gif/

>>214633058
Wherever you go, mention how much you love capitalism and throw american dollars in people's faces. They'll warm right up to you

>>214633081
horrible psychopath

it boring bastard hour all right

When Louis Met Mousey

>>214633082
niggas here be stuck on 3-jaw chuck grasp well into their thirties

>>214633081
the trains ate them all

>>214632964
Uyghurs aren't migratory, they have always been a sedentary people
Kazakhs and Kyrgyz are migratory (the people in these yurts were Kazakh)

>>214633058
go look confused in a mall, someone will come up to you

Lois would get it, bigly

>>214632941
han bastard should fuck off back to chia, kashgaria(xinjiang) is turkic clay

>>214633081
there is usually
you see a lot in vehicle themed rekt because they all die while walking in front of trains for some reason

>>214632982
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>>214632889
anything other than tripod either implies some learning disability or nerve issues (lack of hand dexterity, I think that's diabetes). it's just the most comfortable

>>214633089
Should I also fly the Rising Sun?

drawing furry porn for furries so I can buy a steam deck

>>214633081
there are, usually involving trains

if your way of writing is so much better than mine why haven't you done anything with it?

>>214633082
cycle through these during most goon sessions

>>214633122
>go look confused in a mall, someone will come up to you
Noted. Did you try any of the social apps? Wechat?

>>214633132
Either that or a cheeky Hong Kong endign. You'll fit right in either way

katy b on a katy themed mission song
choon

sniffing a solid set of sweaty bollocks

Imagine if China actually exacts revenge for Nanjing
Japan will be sunk in an afternoon

>>214633128
>Diabetic peripheral neuropathy (DPN) is one of the most common chronic complications of diabetes
you see it a lot here, I'm guessing it's just undiagnosed diabetes.

47 million

>>214633165
I speak fluent Chinese so I have them all
you need wechat and alipay to pay for stuff in China so I would download it
you can also download xiaohongshu/rednote and make a post looking for friends/guides in whatever city you're going to
my german friend did that and got like 500 replies to every one

>>214633124
those are manchus albeit.

>>214633128
then most brit anons are retarded

Let's poke each other eyes out with dividers!

>>214633211
Brit anons holding a pen like Lizzo

yeah i hold my pen wrong but u hold a willy correctly
so have that

spaincunt thought he ever had friends here

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>>214633122
>Uyghurs aren't migratory, they have always been a sedentary people
han lies and slander

>>214633216
inner mongol according to goofgle

thoughts?

bloody hell is that EARLY or what

would YOU date jodie marsh?

Sir Spamming N. Flooding

mite early

>>214633289
You must not have seen my sex tape

>>214633211
>According to an Education Week survey of PreK-3 teachers, 77% reported that fine motor skills like holding pencils, using scissors, and writing have become more challenging for young students, and 69% noted that tying shoes is more difficult compared to five years ago.
holy shit

>>214633294
you just know the one on the left has been pregnant before

>>214633294
>I'm walled and can't get a meathead to shag me anymore, please date me

>>214633110
So you urinate on all of these nettles, correct?
And then you use the nettles for....?

one on he right needs to go find a husbandt... NOW

>>214631597
Painted my old sofa like this and the buggers still haven't picked it up

>>214633337
>it was at this point that he begun making a loud screeching noise and I decided it was time to leave

>>214633259
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I was going to buy a new pair of shoes today but I decided against it to get something else (not alcohol) :)

illiterate mongs

Good evening Britanons

>>214632826
>Khum
More like ''Coom''

>>214633546
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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