Thread 214643532

twiggy

Doing some reading

here at /brit/ we outsource our new production to our partners in jf countries to ensure we can dedicate our time to churning out utter bollocks

Freakbob.org

>>214643559
What’s that the bible

I hate getting old

>>214643559
can recite this all by heart :)

>>214643559
ive read it. classic

that 4M XP can become 3M XP and then its just 200K XP away from being doable though. 3M Xp is doable with some cheese because you can only catch 1000 Pokeon per day

>>214643598
Absolutely wrong on all counts.

Do NOT google Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset, England

I would fly to America TODAY if I had money to go get level 50

>>214643574
There's always the colonoscopy to look forward to

>>214643614
right well that cockmogs my entire ancestry combined

>>214643306
>>214643241
>>214643225
>>214643206
mousetimmy getting desperate LOL

big day of cluegaining tomorrow. need to rest up love to you and yours x

hate wasting time but not sure how to deal with burnout. obviously its due to my own hang ups and shortcomings so i guess i should just suffer it out (force myself to be more productive)

>>214643601
:3

>>214643306
>>214643241
>>214643225
>>214643206
mousetimmy getting desperate LOL

>>214643614
>Cerne Abbas

>>214643640
umm its like 2AM (and plus the day starts at 10PM for me in Pokemon Go to get more XP per day) but sleep tite pepsidawg go get some clues whilst fully rested

might go to england to pick up some birds as they cant resist the kiwi accent so ive heard

fuck Pokemon and Niantic for doing this XP event and level 50 deadline in the most rainy season (and with the days getting shorter). honestly a disaster

god save our gracious king
long live our noble king
god save the king

>>214643696
Hip hip!

mental how the quran is the only book that can be recited word for word by millions

Thinking about becoming a sovereign citizen and therefore unarrestable. Might not tho

>>214643717
bit stupid to not be

>>214643714
This has already been debunked.

>>214643714
Theres not millions of Hafiz

reading the Quorn, Wallahi + Alhamdulillah

let me alone

england died in 1066

>>214643714
I doubt there's more than a dozen people who could recite it word for word

Putting on some gay quorn nuggets

>>214643774
:)

>>214643766
Probably a few thousand desu, you doubt how serious thirdies take religion.

>>214643758
there's no england now

>>214643740
>>214643744
>>214643766
but i saw someone say it in a youtube short

glad i bought tesla friday

>>214643614
for me it's the long man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtbQbfUCAH8

>>214643844
This person does not exist

Kemi loves the BWC

>>214643853
Learn about the little-known witch trials that took place throughout Connecticut nearly fifty years before the infamous events in Salem. Follow the inspiring story of Thomas Gallaudet, the man who established the nation’s first school for the deaf in Hartford, which today operates as the American School for the Deaf. And discover the origins of the character Sherlock Holmes, originally played by Connecticut native, William Gillette.

>>214643848
went to see him last year

I thought 4chan was supposed to get banned weeks ago

Inwas looking forwards to not having to talk to you runts

I beat porn
not even as in "stopped wanking to it" (I will go do it again), but the porn begged me to stop and then society did too. porn bucked before I stopped consuming. I should go do heroin

what's for breakfast lads

>>214643871
I waggled the old 5.5 inch BWC out the window yesterday and had all manner of brown birds jumping and snapping their jaws at it

>>214643890
no idea what ill do. just sit here in silence until i die most likely

>>214643881
how did it feel?

got to cum on the titties so you can eat her pussy and finish her off (not eating your own cum)

>>214643920
honey bunches of oats w/ some off brand milk

poor lad doesn't know what he's getting into

>>214643916
I don't really enjoy wanking anymore. Used to do very long wanks but now it's a very quick affair once every couple days to keep the pipes clean.

>>214643939
NEET fantasy

>>214643940
happy for them

cause thats gay
>>214643945
yeah I heared thatsa what sexually active people or normies do

>>214643938
>off brand milk
as in not from a mammal's mammaries?

Dadberg bought me £100 Apple gift card, I don't play mobile games so I basically have nothing to spend it on, I have an apple music sub but I just pay for a year up front rather than monthly, what do normies actually spend money on in the app store?

mental how there's literally no ideas to be found anywhere in islam.

>>214643954
<3

was just reading back through the previous thread. seemed like a lot of hostility in there. you lads alright?

>>214643969
theyve got the ISS on the Pakistani flag

I don't really enjoy walking anymore. Used to do very long walks but now it's a very quick affair once every couple days to keep the blood flowing.

>>214643968
this your dad?

>>214643968
Sir because of due to bad refund you must send me the apple google gift card

>>214643940
Fairly certain even if a cute japanese woman, or indeed any woman, went out her way to stop me on the street and tell me I was handsome I wouldn't know how to respond. Certainly I wouldn't convert it into a date.

6000 years ago Pakistan predicted satellites

>yanks drink branded milk
oh my days

bought some very expensive oil paint to paint a bedroom with and it's taking fifty billion years to dry

did the first cost around 2am and that shit is still wet

painted it around midnight and it

>>214643968
pokemon go

>>214643987
Everything gets dull eventually

>>214644022
dont know if you should use oil paint on walls except to draw on them

>>214643996
she'd convert it for you

>>214643960
unfortunately no, it is cows milk. just some generic brand

>>214644004
how so

>>214644022
Why were you painting in the wee hours of Monday

>>214644035
it's on panelling

>>214644011
sounds familiar

>>214644049
they have it on their flag

>>214644056
why does the jug look like that and why does the marketing read like something you would see on a container of laundry detergent?

>>214643968
some years back my dad also got me an apple voucher (bizarre that our dads do this) and I was in a similar predicament

in the end I had a look at their physical products online under the Accessories bit and bought a wireless charger just to use up the voucher. There's a few brands that aren't apple but which apple lists on their website (so you know it isn't utter dogshit chinese crap like what's on amazon).

Get yourself a powerbank or wireless charger.

>>214644056
TIL Arla isn't Swedish

>>214644060
This is an urban legend.

impossible is nothing!
who dares wins!

They killed megamind, lads!

>>214644081
state of zoomoids

>>214643929
it felt nice

>>214644099
sniper's dream

>>214644088
Oh wait, it actually is. It's an off-shoot.

>>214644011
prefer graham's to the own-brand stuff if that counts

>>214644052
took holidays until the end of the month and doing up the house

not much of a point going to sleep and waking up early because I don't want to disturb neighbours with noise. I do the noisy stuff between 10am and 7pm, then the quiet stuff, them before sleep the stuff thag needs to dry or cure like paint or glue, so it's done by the time I wake up

>>214644078
Well all of our normal milk is fresh so their only gimmique is that their stays "fresh" for longer
It's milk for people who don't really use milk very often

>>214644081
wonder if hes gay

>>214643968
i used to subscribe to netflix and disney through the app store because it was more convenient but now most big services make you sub through the browser.

it's all just milk

cow milk

yesterday I saw someone with massive tits who looks like a girl I used to sort of know who didnt have tits but a nice ass and she looked kind of sad

>>214644133
maybe put it in a normal sized gallon and it wont go bad. no duh its going to be fresh if its refrigerated

>>214644088
>>214644120
It's Danish-Swedish actually

>>214644131
sorry about the typos, just woke up and doing breakfast after inspecting my paintwork

>>214644099
They shot a man for looking after his kids?

>>214644145
>>214644056
this tastes like shit and is tarq milk though
ooh I drink my fancy milk that is not normal

>>214643968
sell it or buy some kinos

>>214644099
boom headshot!

my niece who is 8 saw me playing silksong yesterday and asked why i was playing a children's game

>>214644146
that was rorkes da

did you put killing joke on the list? I'm sure you did

I don't drink milk it gives me spots

*stares at you in Chinese*

me so horny

>>214644145
it's amazing how much of a difference there is
a lot of continental milk is pretty bad in comparison to british and irish milk
scandinavian countries have really good milk as well
polish milk is some of the worst i've had
plus UHT is far too common on the continent than in the uk, even a lot of cafes use it to save money and avoid the logistics of ordering fresh milk constantly

i shit every day after coming home from toil. literally throw my things on the floor running into the bathroom

>>214644165
That is not even remotely tarq milk
Tarq has gold top

>>214644197
vietnam fucking shits

>>214644173
and what did you tell her? you didn't freeze up did you, you vile nonce?

>>214644162
Need government approval for looking after your kids

>At least 15 shot after gunmen board bus in Jerusalem outskirts
omd

>>214644197
mans throne innit
>>214644203
that gold top milk looks good and only costs £1.60. I would get it, but like 5 bottles because they probably charge for delivery (so you need a fridge)

>>214644193
truly we are the most indo-european peoples

switching broadband from Three to Sky today

>>214644197
That's an unfortunate poo schedule. Can you not try and change it?

I've been on the pre-work poos for years now. I don't even have time to browse my phone sitting on the toilet, I'm that regular. Soon as my arse touches down the train is leaving the station.

>>214644148
Yeah, after 2000 at least it seems.

>>214644165
Tarqs dont drink cravendale you complete spanner

fancy pants milk

>>214644168
(not him) my brother has an insanely massive digital film collection on apple, he has been buying a film almost every week since the ipod days, thousands of films. i've showed him how to torrent but he doesn't care he wants to 'own' them. Apple eventually will just get rid of the selling/renting digital marketplace and he will have spent thousands of pounds over the decades and be left with nothing.

Just bought a sourdough loaf for £4

>>214644226
well you know what to expect after my very lengthy post the other day detailing what the guy does when he comes out

have you decided where you want the white box to go?

cats with thumbs ahh milk

thats krusha

naked lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUQhNEyAf0I

>Public support further slid after a series of controversies, including criticism of his decision to appoint only two women to his cabinet and handing out expensive gifts to party members
The bbc didnt mention immigration at all i wonder if it was all a4chan psyop

>Tarq drinks cravendale
How can you be this off the mark

HAHAHAHA

I drink Arla bob coz it says bob on it lol

Skimmed milk is the only milk I've had which is genuinely unpleasant. It's like if you've ever had not enough normal milk left for your cornflakes, added that milk and then filled the rest of the bowl with tap water. That's what skimmed milk is like out of the bottle.

>>214644233
tried holding it in once. what resulted was me not being able to shit for 3 days and feeling bloated as fuck 24/7 until the biggest, most foul smelling yet relieving poo of my life

>>214644247
zoolenial

>>214644217
how many do you guess will survive? ill say more than half

I uhh have cute balls right now

>>214644319
do you lot eat fried bugs and shite down in ‘nam too?

wounded idf soldier getting shot in the foreskin and being too scared to admit to the medic he's uncut

the EU is basically third-world (as in they act like it)

fizzy raspberry coconut lemon limeade

telling the dogsworth he's a good boy but he obviously not understanding

>>214644348
you can tell the medics... they are there to help. just dont tell the police

>>214644334
Hello edge Swede. Are you Polish like they say?

>>214644356
he understand

>>214644354
if the eu is third world then the uk is a zoo

the zoonited kingdom

>be Angela rainer
>support minorities and muslims all your life
>hate tories simple as
>start losing seats to muslims that she encouraged and supported
>move down south to escape
>do dodgy tax avoidance because thats just the system im not like one of those bloody tories
>gets caught
>resigns but still lives in an 800k apartment in Brighton with another house up north
Did i summarise this correctly?

not to brag but I'm extremely gassy today

>>214644397
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>214644395
would explain all the monkeys

>>214644397
Yes except you forgot her third place in London

we need to RETVRN to edwardian fashion

people from the EU all talk/banter like they got autism

>>214644397
just shut up rorke you horrible bastard

>>214644327
In open air you'd probably be right but if they're boarding a bus to do it you're probably looking at 90-100% fatality rate. You've not much hope sat on a bus.

I'm reminded of the still-unsolved murder of a British Iraqi family in the French Alps in 2012 where the entire family was shot while sat in their car. The sole survivor was one of the young daughters who was hiding under her mum's dress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Alps_killings

bale relic
or
lilac beer
or
ale lyric
or
lily acre

>>214644081
So this is Rorke

>>214644316
They used to serve it only to prisoners

>>214644110
>>214644422
can you post the julian sands?

i miss angela's massive fake tits already

>>214644316
it makes shit cappuccinos and lattes, too

for me I drink whole milk with enzymes added to convert the lactose which makes it taste sweet

>>214644482
I dunno how the prisoners could even tell it was actual skimmed milk and not just highly diluted normal milk. That's exactly what it tastes like.

should be classed as cruel and unusual punishment

>>214644440
it looks like they were just firing at people at a bus stop, and there was a soldier there with a gun who shot back and got both attackers. Only 4 victims died.

>>214644437
Alri angela get on LinkedIn you'll be alri

>>214644504
Don't need that - I'm not a chink, you see

>>214644489
dont know what the hell you're on about

it's a scrandemic

Just dropped an extortionate amount of money on 16TBs of storage for my cold storage server

>>214643559
i'm doing some watching :) this could be us

>>214644206
i just said it's not a children's game

>>214644348
he's cut now though innit

when I was making my eggs I had my buttered toast set aside and one of those very tiny fruit flies you sometimes see landed on the buttered toast

I'm 99 percent sure it didn't didn't fly away because I didn't see it fly away. I think it must have just become trapped instantly by the puddles of melted butter on the toast. It would have been coated entirely in butter the moment it landed. Anyway I dumped my eggs on the toast and ate it.

I turn on a UK VPN to make virginous posts

mad how shit sushi is

>>214644226
both are shit

>>214644397
no the house up North no longer belongs to her. the flat in Hove really IS her only property, it's just that the one up North still counts for stamp duty purposes until her spastic son turns 18, which is a few months from now.

Rayner is an obnoxious leftie but the whole scandal really was a bunch of Tories with massive property portfolio dogpiling on a dumb working class broad for getting the order of operations in getting a tax break on a pathetic flat wrong. the second her son turns 18 this would be all legal.

>>214644593
mad how bland your palette is

going to be a looonnnngg day for me lads. would rather just go back to bed x

>>214644537
me neither but sometimes milk makes me gassy if I have it first thing in the morning on an empty stomach

>>214644544
proost, tovarisch

>>214644503
My sister has an eating disorder and when I meet her for coffee she asks me to get her an americano with skimmed milk at the till. She doesn't buy normal milk for her house.

But when I'm at the till I don't even bother to ask for skimmed milk, mainly because I don't want them to think I'm a difficult customer. So then when I take the coffees to the table I tell her they didn't have any skimmed milk.

>>214644593
You've probably been eating shit sushi with rancid fish

>>214644419
that was only let to her temporarily for the sake of ministerial duties, she's lost it now.

>>214644540
oh yes you do

>>214644617
all fish is shit and rancid

Spaki on Angelina Reyna defence force

I'm the cool uncle so my niece and nephews don't question what game I'm playing and just ask if they can play with me

proper california roll and a thai iced tea
maybe a spicy tuna roll too
none of this cream cheese bullshit

>>214644507
>4/15

Well that gives credence to what I said I suppose. If it's in open air you've got a decent chance. Different story if someone boards a bus and they're standing between everyone and the only exit.

more fish for me :)

>>214644645
sybau rorke your mum tells you to leave your bedroom door open when you invite your nieces and nephews in

>>214644645
could you not take them to the park or something

>>214644612
it's not really a bother if they need to put milk in regardless. it's just grabbing a red bottle instead of a green one
sometimes you might just get whatever milk is already opened, or whichever one is going out of date faster

the humble sausage roll is the UK's uramaki

>>214644634
Stick to your frozen chicken nuggets and peas

>>214644687
I don't want the cute baristas to think I'm a woofer who drinks red top milk though. They don't know whether it's for me or my sister.

And that's that.

the lads

The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>Indian gastropub near home of Shakespeare’s wife faces demolition
>After the council rejected the retrospective planning application earlier this year, she said: "We have Indian chefs working there and all British people want to have a curry.
>"We serve Tandoori Indian food and pub classics, what is not to like?"
>She also suggested racism was behind the controversy, and added: "Brown skin and black skin may not sit well in this very white, middle-class village."

This article is almost laughably cliche
Foreigner builds in a historic area without permission and when told they can't falls back on muh food and muh racism
Why is not just throwing up any gaudy structure anywhere you want such an alien concept to them?

>>214644729
/brit not /brut/

For me it's Cowbelle Filtered British Whole Milk from Aldi.

>>214644110
Bet her hair smells nice

words words words

>>214644544
Very tranny coded

>>214644748
Hate how every pub and food place is indian ran now. Went to one near me, ordered nachos and they weren't nachos they were these big indian pastry fucking things. Other time went to a pizza place and the pizza was on a naan instead of dough

>>214644544
post feet

>>214643968
Rent movies when I’m too lazy to pirate

>>214644729
If that story interests you then you might like this film.

Really excellent movie. Ben Walker and Thomasin Mackenzie. Kino.

turkey and grease

some fucking piece of shit has keyed my brothers first car he only passed his test 2 weeks ago

the brown people (whatever they are) at the takeaway near me are pretty friendly and nice

>>214644602
She put it into a trust to protect from inheritance tax right? The same thing she thinks others should pay and farmers should have even if it means losing their farms

>>214644748
hate pakis

everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi clarks

>>214644774
They'll open any business they think they can spin a quick buck on
That's half the reason the highstreet is dying because businesses are thrown up with a short term mindset

>>214644790
If it's a brand new car then yeah people do that to new cars out of spite / psychopathy.

If he got a normal first car i.e a shitbox and it was that which got keyed then it's probably someone who doesn't like him, one of his 'mates' etc.

>>214644769
>>214644778
it's from a mentally ill ukrainian who posts a picture of his laptop and his meal while blogging on outer /int/

>>214644774
>Hate how every pub and food place is indian ran now.
Simply not true is it though

>>214644334
..yh

chester draws

its over

Pokemon Go loves putting shadow honchkrow in the reccomended battle party

>>214644786
Thank you for the suggestion, I'll make sure to check it out.

>>214644796
only because they're after your money

>>214644845
still handsome just needs bald

>>214644845
grim
why must men suffer

glad my local chinese is chinese run
one of the counter girls is very pretty, probably chink white mix
tried finding her on facebook but there's a lot of chinese people on there

sucking an american(o)

An artist panda named Chester walking through a bamboo forest stops at a bar and sits by the window looking out into the forest. Chester draws shoots and leaves.

>>214644852
im poor though and if they pay taxes I get their money...

>>214644847
Silence!

>>214644845
idgi
are you implying he's not attractive on the right?
lmao

>>214644868
What makes her pretty?

holy shit
skamory encounter!

>>214644316
>>214644503
I get skimmed milk sometimes, it's fine

>>214644612
You're a terrible person

>>214644857
ew please no
balding is cute
shaved bald skinhead is gay and creepy

>>214644729
what if the kids wanted to be with their dad?

need a shoreditch gf

>>214644903
shut yo gay ass up

Love fish me
Could easily do pescatarian

>>214644861
because you're so impressionable probably

Rorke on facebook searching for "chinese takeaway girl"

>>214644904
One of them will eventually write a book or answer that in an interview.

>>214644800
no, she did it to get cash out of the trust to use as a deposit. she sold her share of the house to the trust. she owned half of it, and her ex husband owns the other half. so now it's basically co-owned by her ex and their son (via trust), who actually live there. it's just that until her son turns 18, which is a few months from now, it still counts as hers for stamp duty purposes.

wish I could find people on the internet

>>214644913
you desperately confused frightened little fool you poor poor thing

>>214644908
you need a clip round the ears

>>214644939
We're people

>>214644828
Pubs no but restaurants absolutely
Especially newer trends like Korean are very often staffed entirely by Indians

>>214644947
short back and sides please

>>214644902
>you're terrible

What, for not enabling her eating disorder? That's a bit much.

>>214644950
you're AI

which character is "dragon"

>>214644815
It’s a normal car but his mates don’t live anywhere close to us so it doesn’t make sense

Thank heavens for little girls…

>>214644895
she has a nice face with big round eyes, not diddy slanty ones, and her hair is also very long and black which I think looks good
she's probably just average and I've got yerrow fever x

>>214644902
to froth milk it needs to have a better fat content otherwise the foam separates and loses its consistency quite quickly
semi is fine for it, whole is the best, yet strangely creams don't do it well

my armpits smell interesting today :)
(in a good way)

>>214644965
should've saved some of that money she got for letting men poo on her

some day this generals gonna end

heheheh

might clock this yanks tea

>>214644965
She was a law student that smuggled cocaine

ill give the Pokemon Go thing 8 more days to see where I end up. if I can get to level 49 or near there I will carry on otherwise im not going to burn out

No scientific breakthroughs today because nobody is willing to risk human life. Or maybe they are but the research and the test subjects are in some hidden laboratory.

>>214644993
giz a sniff

>>214644986
You should spaff in her Fanny

>>214645017
*who

Finally sorting my life out by going to Durham uni to do accounting

>>214644971
Ah right I thought you meant like dietary needs, never mind

>>214644991
Fair enough, I just drink instant coffee with milk though

we meet again mr resdefault

donating my body to science
but specifically biology and to women studying it by touching the willies and balls
and also I'm alive still

>>214645019
Silence!

>>214644978
they don't need to, only to have been in or near the car

im going to have to learn how to do ERP (in real life and not roleplay)

>>214645035
careful I'm ticklish

sweaty woman pheromones

>>214645017
*whomst

got a condition called tmau

at some point
as to not be le... CRINGE!

>>214645039
Dont know her name mate

is ikea still worth it? need some basics for the new place and my local dunelm burned down.

want a group of women to pin me down and tickle me until i piss myself

>>214645060
It happened overnight while it was parked in the drive

>>214645102
based??

>>214645065
how can scientists argue that human pheromones don't exist? Have they never smelled a woman? Have they never smelled their own 2-day-worn boxer shorts?

it's one thing to say that we just haven't identified the specific compounds but the common refrain is that human pheromones don't exist. Which is obviously total shite.

>>214645075
if you never had it you would have worked your whole life

>>214645119
>>214645119
>>214645119

Angry German kid

>>214645117
>Have they never smelled their own 2-day-worn boxer shorts?
?

i dont really ive just posted that as we're nearing the end of the thread and I want to push it to bump limit before some fat yank makes the new early

>>214645096
better than ever, I'd say

Saving your best posts for the new eh? Me2